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"Aki, Himeno, this is Uzumaki Naruto. He will be working alongside you two for a few days so that he can get the hang of being a Devil Hunter."

"Ooooooh, whisker marks... is he a Fiend?" Himeno, a tall and very attractive woman in a suit... with an eyepatch, got right into Naruto's personal space and drew her finger over the lines on his face, and how they grooved into his face, unlike scars which would feel different. Naruto knocked her hand away.

"Ooooooh, eyepatch, are you a pirate?" Naruto lifted her eyepatch and looked at her closed eyelid, which was flatter due to the lack of eye in her skull. "Human, special human, but still a human. I have no devil contract to fight with, but you will be hard pressed to find a devil that can fight me." Naruto deadpanned as he pulled on Himeno's eyepatch, and snapped it back into place.

Aki looked at Naruto as Himeno wrapped her arms around him, and rubbed her knuckles right into the top of his skull.

"Is he?" Aki asked Makima.

A Fiend had no obligation to be honest.

"He's very human, but he has a contract with a very powerful Devil, the Control Devil, which gave him a form of immortality. He's very strong, I've confirmed it myself. I would say he's stronger than both of you combined." Makima confirmed for Aki, but her words got Himeno very impressed by the praise. She rubbed Naruto's hair and grinned down at him. Makima raised a finger and answered a phonecall within seconds of it ringing. "Yes... understood, I'll send a team right now."

-At the Job Site-

"We're dealing with the Killer Whale Devil, so be on your guard."

"Ooooooh, it's pretty big. I don't know what a Killer Whale is though, seems scary." Naruto dodged a giant tail that crashed and turned a power pole into splinters. Naruto landed on top of the devil, a massive thing. He looked over at Aki and Himeno, both of whom were getting into fighting positions.

In the middle of a city, so he needed to hold back.

"Ghost." Himeno stated as she raised her hand out. Naruto felt movement in the air, and he could see a faint shimmer of a hand moving around, before it latched onto the Killer Whale Devil. Aki, moved his hand up and made a sign with it.

"Push it back. It's too close for the Fox to take it in one bite." Aki ordered.

Naruto rolled his eyes at the order, not understanding what the fox was in this situation. Instead, Naruto raised his hand up into the air, balled it into a fist, and slammed it on top of the devil's skull. There was a booming sound as the creature's face slammed right into the concrete and created a crater. Naruto landed on his feet, and gestured towards the crater that was also in the creature's skull.

"Oooooooooh, killed it with brute strength, never seen that before from a human not using a devil contract." Himeno leaned against Aki and saluted Naruto sarcastically. As impressed as she was with his strength, she wasn't that surprised since Makima had given them her opinion on Naruto. Aki reached into his breast pocket and pulled out cigerettes, before he lit one and started smoking. "... and now we wait for the cleanup crew to take care of the copy. A powerful devil like this has got to be a pretty yen." Himeno whistled at the size of it.

Aki pulled out a chain with some strange bullets and flesh, before he held it near the Killer Whale devil.

"No reaction, so no gun flesh."

'Gun flesh... I'll ask Makima about that later. This guy is super serious, am I going to be able to get along with him?' Naruto wondered with crossed arms. He always struggled to click with the super serious types. Himeno seemed up his alley for friendship, but Aki was a bit... too professional for him at the moment. He looked at the grown man and woman. Makima advised him against telling people he was from another world, said the more people that knew the truth the more likely it would leak.

He didn't understand why it needed to be a secret, but he would trust her opinion on it, since he never got the feeling she was trying to be manipulative when she said it.

"So, you're living with Makima..." Aki pointed out.

"Aaaaaaah, Makima has a boy toy." Himeno pinched Aki's cheek and grinned when he brushed her off, and she plucked his cigerette from him, before she smoked it herself. She offered it to Naruto, and was disappointed when he waved her off. "Guess this means you don't have a shot Aki."

"It isn't like that."

Naruto rolled his eyes.

It was totally like that.

"Me and Makima aren't in that kind of relationship. I live with her, because the government says I'm too powerful to go without supervision." Naruto repeated the established lie he was given ahead of time. Naruto looked into the distance, when he heard the sound of somebody screaming. He looked at Himeno and Aki, and neither of them had the super hearing needed to hear the sound. He would guess somebody screamed from about 400 meters away. "I think I heard somebody screaming, so I'm going to go check it out." Naruto started to walk away.

Aki put a hand on his shoulder.

"Not without supervision, you're new to being a Devil Hunter, and we have rules. We only hunt devils we're assigned to hunt." Aki stated, and Naruto stopped for a moment. He looked over at Himeno, who nodded her head in slight agreement with that kind of statement. Naruto sighed, but since it was just a scream, he guessed it would be fine to ignore it.

...

Nope.

"I've got to take a leak, so I'm going to head that way." Naruto stated as he pointed towards an alley.

"Don't piss in public!"

"Oh come on, the guy needs to take a leak. If you're that worried, I'll go with him." Himeno wrapped an arm around Aki, before she let go and joined Naruto. "Not the shy peeing type are you?" Himeno asked him.

He gave her a thumbs up.

"Not at all, peeing in front of people doesn't bother me."

Naruto walked into the alley with Himeno following behind him, where he turned away from her. She stood behind him, and lit up another cigerette as regular humans passed by the alley. None of them paid any attention to either of them, and were more concerned with avoiding any of the blood from the dead devil in the street.

"So, going to sneak off and check on that scream you heard... or are you in the alley just to take a piss?" Himeno asked, only somewhat serious as she glanced at him. He was turned away from her, but she could still see him pissing on the wall. "Oh... you actually had to piss... you really aren't shy about pissing in front of a lady." Himeno snickered. She turned away from Naruto again, only to rub her eyes when she saw another Naruto on a nearby rooftop heading towards the same direction he heard the scream from earlier.

She turned to the Naruto peeing on the wall behind her.

Naruto turned his head and gave her a peace sign.

"Don't worry, I sent a clone to go check out the scream... but I really did need to take a leak." Naruto turned around when he was done pissing. "... been holding that in for awhile now." Naruto joked with her to lighten the mood.

"Hehheh."

"Hehheh?" Naruto laughed with her, confused when she gave a giggle, a wide grin and a giggle that told him she found something amusing. He followed her line of sight, and saw that he forgot to put his dick away. Stuffing it back into his pants, he zipped up and glared at Himeno. She just giggled at his glare. "So... what Devil Contract do you have?" Naruto asked her, not bringing up what just happened.

Himeno tapped her eyepatch.

"I traded my right eye to form a contract with the Ghost Devil, with my contract I can control one of it's hands. So, be honest, you really aren't interested in Makima?" Himeno stated as she took a step forward and leaned down. She was a tall woman, even taller than Makima. She was very pretty, but she was pretty in a very human way, unlike Makima who was pretty in an inhuman way.

Naruto scoffed as Himeno invaded his personal space.

"Makima is the one interested in me, not the other way around. I figured I would let her try and seduce me though, sounds kind of fun to let her try... woah now... personal space." Naruto stepped back as Himeno stepped forward. Himeno grinned at him. He raised an eyebrow at her.

"Oh yeah, that's really rare. All of the guys around love Makima, or are way too old to care. So, what made you want to be a Devil Hunter... the money, the women, maybe the boys?"

"I'm straight."

"Good, so, I guess you wouldn't be upset if I kissed you before Makima gets the chance to do it." Himeno had a glint in her eye as she looked at Naruto. She had never met a boy who wasn't interested in Makima romantically. "You see... I like Aki, but Aki likes Makima... and every other guy I liked would die, or like Makima too. It gets kind of annoying having Makima take all the attention from the guys... so how about you and me head back to my place later. Lets see if I can't take a guy from Makima. I'm sure I can treat yout little devil hunter just right."

This bitch was SUPER forward.

Cool.

"So, you want to have sex... just so that you can..."

"Beat Makima to the punch, that's about it. Also, the only successful Devil Hunters, are those with a couple of screws loose, and you didn't hesitate to piss right in front of me, that isn't normal. Makima also said you're immortal... I would like a friend who won't die from a devil." Himeno was a little honest with him.

"You fuck your friends?" Naruto asked her.

"I've kissed all of my coworkers. On. The. Mouth. I've fucked a few too, consider it. I smoke. I drink. I fuck. Devil Hunters don't live long enough to worry about the downsides of a bad life." Himeno whispered to him. She reached down towards his crotch and touched him from over the top of his pants. "Oh yeah, you're a virgin too. I'll make it worth your while if you give me your virginity instead of Makima."

"It doesn't take that long to piss." Aki spoke up from the other side of the alley, having joined them just as Himeno started to grope Naruto's junk. "Stop that, did you come to work drunk?" Aki asked Himeno as he approached. He stared down Naruto, and Himeno backed off of him.

...

Aki swung his fist at Naruto.

Aki's fist collapsed with the brick wall next to Naruto instead, as Naruto dodged at the last second. Aki pulled his fist back in pain, but Naruto stopped him by grabbing his wrist and pushing his face up against the wall.

"I guess you are cut out to be a devil hunter. You weren't distracted by lust." Aki grunted as Naruto pushed him up against the wall for the surprise attack. Naruto let go of him, and stared him down. "Still, if you're going to live with Makima, you better clean up your act. Pissing in an alley in the middle of the day is a no go, and if you get in trouble, she gets in trouble."

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"I see what you mean, he's got it bad for Makima." Naruto whispered to Himeno, who giggled and nodded her head. Aki sighed and walked off, since it just became very clear that Naruto had no intention of respecting his authority.

"Cut Aki some slack, he's a very serious guy. You know-" Himeno leaned forward and captured Naruto's lips in a kiss.

With tongue.

There were two tongues in Naruto's mouth, and only one belonged to him. Himeno pulled her lips off of him, and her tongue was the last thing to leave his body. A trail of saliva connecting them, before it broke off. She gave him a wink, and sent him a peace sign.

"Offer is on the table, buy me a few drinks, and I'm down for taking your precious virginity. I would love your virginity along with your first kiss." Himeno blew a kiss to him.

"That wasn't my..." Naruto stopped himself. He became super serious, corrected himself, and sent her a thumbs up. "... that was totally my first kiss." Naruto stated, and now it was obvious to Himeno it was not his first kiss.

It might not be his first kiss, but it was his first kiss in this world, so from now on he would say this was his first kiss... and leave out the part of him not including any of the kisses he got from his old world.

"That was a very direct woman."

"I know." Naruto agreed with Kurama.

"She was kind of stupid."

"Oh yeah." Naruto agreed with Kurama there too.

"She reminds me of you."

"Yeah... HEY!"

He fell for that one.

Chapter End!
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