In Jump City A scared girl was running her name was Annie dark hair, black eyes, yellow dress red jacket. A scary biker was following her claiming to be her father and she needed a beaten. Naturally This attracted the Titans. Chomp in super mode charged with "Eletric charge!" At the biker only for side biker to become slime and move out of the way, everyone's eyes widened, As he reformed as four clubs of clay in human form swinging growing limps with hardened heads beating up the triceratops.
Max saw it and said, " Clay face Raven we need water!" Raven held out hands saying her chant to pull the pipes out of the ground to fire water off, only for the slime to warp to avoid it, as they merged clay face said, "Nice try but I have reflexes now." Starfire shoot off star bolts but again slime, same for sonic cannon. Zoe was looking for move cards, " I got nothing he won't slime around!"
Beast boy held his chin and focus, and boom he was a green dragon who breathed fire at Clay face shocking clay face as he jumped out of the way saying, " How the hell?" Robin pushed the girl into Cyborg's car, " Sir how many times have we seen dragons, let's be honest they are an animal and within Beast boy's ability to shape shift, and logically Mary's." The Clay man was sent running. apparently becoming a baked brick was a fear of him.
They then took the girl to titans tower where she was being scanned and Rose who was still pregnant said this, "Girl ...you are mud...no DNA...No blood...no guts...You are mud...Just a pile of Mud...How the fuck you are alive defies all logic, You are a fucking Golem Just like Clayface your father...which brings up many more questions...like ...how even?" Annie was shaking, " I don't know I woke up today to him hunting me."
Starfire spoke up hand out, "I know I am not the doctor, but I the say on the Tv Sponges do the thing called budding where they rip off a chunk of them, and then the chunk becomes the other sponge. The clay face was the real quick to refuse together after smashing Chomp around. Maybe the Clayface stayed apart so long his the chunk became the bud, or the Annie."
Our pregnant doctor turned and said this, " Starfire My wife forgot about her son for twenty years thanks to being time napped, we live in the world of magic, aliens, talking gorillas, cyborgs, cloning, Time travel, super chicken fighting, Gods, and all legends are true. That is the closet we are going to get to a logical answer for why Clayface has a daughter." Annie raised hand and she said, "Logically he wants to reabsorbed you eat you so he is the only one again." Annie fainted in the tube she was being scanned in, she hit with enough force to splat into mud. Rose said this, "...That was so horrifying to watch, and I knew it was going to happen too."
That's when slime came in through the wall and formed making Rose pick up a hand gun and fire it, and I mean fire, this gun fired off an amazing amount of flames knocking clayface away. They looked at her stunned as the sprinklers came on chasing clayface around. Rose said this, " What I reversed a freeze ray...freeze rays are like revolvers here, everyone has one, their is just so many." She opened draw pulling out copies of it for all of them, "I hate to say it kids but the sprinklers are about to get a work out, if he can ooze out of water baking him solid is our only choice left."
Beast boy took one and said, " dude's I just got my room comfy..." Robin looked to Annie in the tub as she reformed humanoid, " The tube is solid he can't get in with out breaking it, I don't like guns I will stand guard with Rose, You guys go hunting." The Titans all picked up a gun and headed off in pairs.
Max and Zoe ended up in the basement shooting the guns at slime as it came out, Max saying, " The question is do we have all of him here." he said baking it into Rock and dust. Zoe added one thing, "I know right? well I guess that's not the question it's is this the old clayface? remember we are working under if he stays in parts long enough the parts become their own person, for all we know we could be burning an innocent person right now." The boyfriend said this, "Thanks for revealing the moral problem here, because now if he claims it we can't believe it and have to burn them just in case it's the real clayface...This is fucked up!"
Elsewhere in the kitchen. Cyborg and beast boy where shooting the flame throwers, as it was right by the living room the couch was bringing, Cyborg said one thing, "REVENGE FOR THE COUCH!" he said as rain fell down. He fired on the blob of clay, with Beast boy who said, " REVENGE FOR THE COUCH!" The blob of mud was now a brick and they went to hug the burnt couch crying, "REST IN PEACE OLD FRIEND YOU WILL BE MISSED"
Elsewhere Raven and Starfire where hovering around the hall ways. Starfire heard something, "That is the coming from my room." Raven held hand out to open the door. from the dresser draw came the slime they burnt. Starfire said, "OH THE HELL NO I AM GOING TO HAVE TO BURN EVERYTHING IN THEIR AND THE REPLACE IT! ICKY!" She said gagging at the blob that was swimming around in her clothes. Raven set fire to the dresser with the flame gun, " and their's the sprinklers. Got dam this is fucked up."
Now back with Robin clayface had smashed the tube and almost grabbed Annie but Robin jumped in the way and pulled the trigger much like his adopted brother the red hood would. Burning this criminal to ash. Robin throw the gun away. Rose who had ran looked back in, "the security shows only moving slime left is her." Annie now free of the tub and in semi clay humanoid shape walked over to him, "Now what do I do?"
Robin held a hand out, "You could join the Titans and use your powers for good, after all you are his kid not him. They are your powers now not his." Annie looked at her claw hands making them normal then into spiked hammers before going to normal and smiling. "I have only been alive for a few days but The books say I should do this now." She grabbed Robin's face and rammed her tongue down his throat making Robin blush and struggle but he was no match as the woman of clay tackled him to the ground and made out with him. Rose watching it tilted her head, "This is so weird...I know it was coming too but still weird."
A few months later In a hospital room Rose was panting and holding a wrapped up baby boy, Looking so much like Max but darker. Max and Lily looked at him. Rose smiled petting the baby boy who cried, " For now on your name is Timothy Thornberry." The baby looked around reaching out with his little hands, and he grabbed hold of Lily and Max's fingers. Aki, Mary and Spike came in. Mary said, " Two big siblings one daddy three mommies, You are going to be spoiled...Now did I see a slime girl making out with Robin?" They nodded. Max said, "her name is Annie."
To be continued.