Tonight the titans found a creepy guy with a spider for a head, And Max asked, "How did he get that non button up shirt on?" Zoe blinked and said, "...maybe he is wearing a button up backwards..." Everyone stopped freaking out to ask the same question, but the spider swung spider legs. Everyone backed up, the Dinosaurs in super mode charged with their "ultimate thunder ultimate leaf!"
Our Spider guy Johnny Jumped over, high, thanks to spider legs being organic hydroponic devices. He leaped over both ultimates making them hit builds, he then spat Venom balls, as Raven made a barrier out of magic and said this, " Gross I thought boys stopped throwing spit balls when they hit twelve years old!" Starfire was shooting optic blasts while flying around them, "I most the agree with the girlfriend raven!" Beast boy came out of nowhere thanks to going small then mammoth. The mammoth tackled the spider only to get bitten. Beast boy fell over into human form unable to move.
Cyborg then screamed as he fired his cannon, "KILL THE BUG MAN!" he said screaming and crying, "I DON'T LIKE BUGS! THEY MAKE NESTS IN MY LEG!" he cried clearly having trauma. Robin was swinging his staff but got venom blasted. Johnny then jumped onto the water and walked on it with is something spiders can do. he was running rapidly over it.
annie throw mud at him only for him to knock it away, "Well That didn't work! Beast boy , Robin down, and Cyborg is rolling around sucking his thumb crying." She said watching Cyborg in fetal position rolling around, "Congratulations Max you are the best boy." he smiled happily. Zoe elbowed her boyfriend's arm, "Shut up bitch I know it." She said spinning him around. Annie grabbed the downed boys to drag them back to tower.
In the tower Rose taking note as starfire applied force to Beast boy and robin's body which restored their ability to move. "You need to teach me that alien pressure point stuff." The two got up shaking, Starfire said, " I am not a professional, You should be the sluggish for awhile and out of action, but at least now you can go to the bathroom on your the own."
That's when an alert came on about giant moths. Killer moth appeared laughing, Cyborg was down. "I am Killer moth my mutant moths so giant can eat anything, they will eat this city, I know cyborg is too scared of bugs to come, I know you are short a robin and beast boy, Mud lady maybe , maybe you could jump down their guys and expand to take them down, Raven yes you could handle them, Starfire...Maybe...However in that time my moths could eat the city, So I have the cards here, you can't hero up in time with Johnny running around and me. You need to split up so I will split you up farther."
He smirked laughing, "that punk Johnny broke up with my Daughter Kitten!" Max Zoe and Rose jumped in horror "KITTEN'S DAD IS A BUG!" The moth nodded as Kitten showed up smirking, "yes and Hi Maxy-poo I heard you didn't want to go to the dance as they refuse to let same sex couples go, out of respect for your moms. well I am going and unless you want this city to be eaten you will be on my arm!" Zoe screamed in horror, "SHE IS NTRING ME BY BLAKCMAIL!" Rose was green and said this, "You sick sick twisted little demon! This is too horrible."
Killer moth laughed saying, "I know Isn't my daughter the cutest monster around, Well Max what's it going to be give into blackmail and cheat on Zoe or city gets eaten faster then you can smash my bugs. It's your choice." Zoe was sniffling and said this, " ...Their is no choice." She hugged Max and said, "I don't blame you I don't blame you... We will talk about it when we figure out how to end it." She snuggled him. Max held her sadly. Rose sniffled and saluted her son who asked, " Kitten will you go to the dance with me."
Kitten laughed and the transmission ended. Fixit came in with a suit for Max, "I overheard and I am sorry for this. However I will find a way. Bugs are bugs, they have exoskeletons that can shatter, While friend cyborg is phobia filled I am not." He unhooked one of Cyborg's arms, " I shall amp his sonic laser cannon into a laser wave to shatter them. In the mean time Zoe will sadly have to watch Max and Kitten to make sure Max is safe. The rest of the ladies will have to chase Johnny and bring him to justice...Titans go!"
they split up. Zoe ended up going to the dance in a plain black Funeral kimono sniffling, as Max in suit was forced to Dance with Kitten who said, " Would it kill you to smile?" Max replied, " it probably will." Jim moved over, "So you lost Max now is my chance." Zoe punched him saying, " this is blackmail NTR not willing." She cried, "it doesn't count he has no choice." She sniffled.
Anmo her mother held her shoulder, the woman in the same Kimono said one thing, "I know I am not their much in therapy for my false nut house lock up where I was across the way form the Joker...But I love you, Not your big sister. Not your stank ass step daddy either." Zoe turned jaws dropped, " Oh right Forgot you didn't know you and Reese came form a bank." zoe's jaw dropped, "What he was sterile... Well Reese was Bank you were my Sassy bisexual friend, but your dad didn't like him and said cut him out or he would split...point is I made a mistake the drag queen would have been a much better Daddy for you and Reese, as he probably would have claimed her too." Zoe was pale and jaw dropped, That was a lot to take in all at once.
Max was green being made to Dance with Kitten Zoe held her heart and looked down, "This is a nightmare , A complete and total nightmare." She sniffled, " My boyfriend so brave in the arms of a got dam venomous insect to keep this city safe." That's when a lucky break happened Johnny came and knocked Max away, the boy said, " THANK YOU DUDE!" Johnny grabbed Kitten with his hands and said, " baby I am sorry let's never fight again." That's when Kitten and Johnny kissed, human mouth on spider-mouth everyone looked away, "OH GROSS! THE TEACHERS ARE FINE WITH THIS BUT NOT TWO SAME GENDER PEOPLE KISSING!"
elsewhere Fixit walked up to the line of giant Moths as he had a device he carried on wheels with cyborgs arm in it. Killer moth road a moth and blinked as he said, "behold my machine!" he turned it on and in moments while it couldn't be heard glass shattered dogs screamed and howled, and the bugs fell apart, including killer moth's own exoskeleton which cracked as his bug fell down making him fall down. " I did my job!" he smiled saying, " I wonder if the other's are done with their's?"
Back at the dance, Kitten was in Johnny's arms as the spider said one thing, " did you think Fixit's machine would work on me, Spiders aren't bugs we are something else!" he said spitting Venom, as raven froze the balls in the air, Starfire went for beams, but leg blocked. That's when Max and Zoe used, " METAL WING !" And "QUICK STRIKE!" Quick strike was a powered down normal move version of metal wing, the flyers came the spider managed to knock some away, but was hit. Kitten growled pulling out an energy whip to smack chomp, "BAD DINOSAUR THAT'S MY MAN!"
Zoe cried tears of joy still pale her hair down looking like the ghost from a horror movie, "After what you have done to mine I shall send you to the after life." She said coldly. Annie meanwhile ozed out form the floor grabbing the spider legs restraining him and Kitten's whip arms. She formed her face, "I went underground to trap them like a spider can do...flipped the script on you!" Zoe held out her dino pad " big foot assault!" that's when surapod Foot stomp, smashed spider and bitch. She then held Max and cuddled him, "Now come on you need a million bath my love!"
Later on in the tower, The titans were eating pizza while Max was still scrubbing Kitten off him. Rose said this and that was, "Well Robin beast boy and Cyborg missed out. " Fixit rebooked cyborg's arm and commented, " This was the first time I got directly involved in saving the day, I even did the Titans go." he spoke while eating.
Zoe in her Kimono still l creepy paled, "I have family I never knew because my mother choice the wicked step father over the biological one who donated... My boyfriend forced to cheat to keep the city safe, I forced to watch... I will never mentally recover from this, even the school voting is king and queen, and our dance can not erase the mental scaring unleashed by this wicked hell of a night."
Annie spoke up saying this, "We will look into your biological drag queen dad, lord knows we could use more pop in parental figures." Spike then came in panting, " Aki and Marry are arguing over who gets Timmy for first holiday so I am hiding here like a chicken." he sat down. Max came down in a towel and said this, "I still l do not feel clean." his skin was red irritated form how hard he was trying to get clean. Zoe looked at her boyfriend's chest and had a nose bleed falling over smiling.
