Juliana was just enjoying her day off, she was just getting some stuff for her private time with Nemona. Some sandwich spreads, and sandwich spread. A bit extra for the spread, even if she runs out of bread she knows a nice pair of buns whom will be able to fill the void…her girlfriend's a-
Anyhow, they had another great few battles this morning. Then a quickie in the shower. And when she returns she is going to enjoy some more time with Nemona, binging anime with her…and having more sandwiches, more battle and more sex. Not necessarily in that order or one at a time.
But she was on her way back to Nemona's dorm (she hasn't used hers in a while aside to store stuff as she shacks up with Nemona every day). She let her girlfriend know she's on her way. "Hey, my gorgeous goddess of combat. I got the stuff, our anime and cuddle night is going to go great."
"I can hardly wait…both you and the anime. I like to cozy up and be in a warm hug watching shows with you…before I like to get hot and bothered in more then one way." Nemona replied.
"Well may take a few extra minutes, I ran into a few nuisances along the way, but I got it handled…Catharina , anti-levitate ground maneuver." Juliana said over her phone, while giving her Wartortle some instructions. She caught her as a Squirtle at the Blueberry Academy and she was getting some experience in.
She dug underground to avoid an electric attack from an Eelektross. Eelektross watched, knowing that by levitating he can move out of the way from every ground attack…though he didn't expect Catharina to pop out of the ground, holding a slab of dirt and whack him with it. He was knocked onto the ground, the slab of earth was thrown onto him and the Wartortle stomped on him for good measure.
"I hear battle sounds…I thought it was your day off! That means only battle time with me." Nemona whined.
"Oh, it's not a friendly battle, some idiots started to cause trouble and I'm teaching them a lesson."
"Will you stop talking over the f*ing phone and take us seriously!" one of the people assaulting them said. They were a team dressed in Conquistador-like uniforms.
"Oh, is that one of the troublemakers?" Nemona asked.
"Yeah, they are a new type of evil team. Not like Team Star or Team yell in which they are in actuality not really bad guys, just misguided. No, Team Rocket and Team Galactic type shit…Only you know…not as threatening." Juliana said cheerfully. "Artemis, hot foot and lightning fist!"
The other Pokémon, her Combusken, ducked under a Hydro Pump from a Poliwrath, rolled and delivered a Blaze Kick beneath the belt before giving a Thunderpunch uppercut to the ampbian Pokémon. Like Catharina she was growing into her own.
"We are right here you know!" one of the Conquistadores shouted. He didn't like being insulted or Juliana only giving her half her attention…if even that.
"What is their deal?" Nemona asked.
"I dunno…money, climate change, remaking the universe, conquer the world…something stupid like that. I didn't really listen…just a sec!" Juliana turned to the goons. "Hey, what was your name and deal again?"
"What? How did you forget? We are Team Real ('Reh-al', like the Spanish word for royal not the English word) and we are here to abolish the trend of mere children rising up to positions of power when they didn't do anything to deserve them. They take on roles of leaders while that should have been left to adults, those of the right background, resources and whom will uphold the traditions that made Paldea so great once!" Their leader said.
Juliana blinked. "Ok, they are called Team Real and they consist of conservative rich assholes whom don't like that a young girl like me is Champion, and not give these corrupt one percenters more chance to exploit the other classes and prevent them from getting their dicks hard." She explained to Nemona.
"Well I'd never…" the Team Real Admin said.
"Terra, Up and away." A Fearow flew at a Grotle…yeah, she was caught as a Turtwig at Blueberry Academy. It used Rock Climb to create a rock Pillar which the Fearow flew into. Terra rocked the pillar until it tilted over and crushed the Fearow. "I also saw the shop and had some new products. I wanted to try, I got hot honey, potato sticks and pineapple soda."
"The pineapple soda sounds good…the hot honey is just to put on bread though, I learned form the spicy mayo and it got into sensitive places…but aren't potato sticks just fries?" Nemona asked.
"No, they are actually a sort of crisp, just sliced into thin tiny sticks. Sounds good. They have salt and paprika flavors…" Juliana said.
"Crisp? You mean chips?" Nemona asked.
"I lived in Galar for a large part of my life, you know that I refer to them as 'crisps'." Juliana added.
"Oh right. Now are you nearly done…I miss my favorite cuddle toy." Nemona asked.
"Don't worry, my spicy Latina, I'm nearly done. Say…what are you wearing?"
"just some shorts and some sport bra. NO sense getting dressed in anything else if we discard them later…" Nemona said in a teasing tone.
"Will you stop flirting and pay attention to us!" The Real Admin asked.
"Are you sure that's a good idea boss, she is only partially paying attention and she is kicking our collective ass!" a goon asked.
"Hey, I'm a hormonal teenage girl with a very hot girlfriend, asking me to not get hot and bothered is like asking a Magikarp to stop splashing about or you removing that Sudowoodo-sized stick from your ass!" Juliana said.
"YOU DARE TO INSULT ME, YOU LITTLE STRUMPET!" The Admin bellowed.
"You know that voice sounds familiar…" Nemona said, having heard him on her side of the line. "I think I heard that voice…oh that rich fart that attended my parents' gala!"
"Which one?" Juliana and Nemona replied in unison as they laughed.
"No, you two have never met me before!" the Admin said, deliberately lowering his voice to sound unfamiliar.
"And I recognize that dude too…that was the guy Poppy verbally tore down the other day." Juliana said as she pointed at one of them.
"Steve, I told you to keep your helmet on, so we wouldn't get recognized!" the Admin said.
"But it's hot as balls, it's like wearing a sauna over my head!" Steve complained.
"I'm wrapping this up, and I'll be right by your side, my Valkyrie." Juliana said. "Love you."
"Love you too, Juli. Kisses!" Nemona said, as Juliana replied with kissing sounds.
"Ah, you are finally taking things seriously!" the Admin said. Juliana snapped her fingers and Terra, Artemis and Catharina all were Terastralized in their primary Type's Tera-Type. "Oh crap, she is taking things seriously."
"How is she able to Terastralize them all at once?" Steve asked in a panic.
A ball of fire, water and chlorophyl-based energy was formed in the three Pokémon's mouths, which grew big thanks to the Tera boost which they shot forwards, and created a fiery, watery and leafy explosion that knocked out half the attacking force of Pokémon. Juliana clapped her hands once and their tera-types changed again.
Artemisia, now Electric Tera Type punched the ground with Thunderpunch, creating a line of lightning that traveled at a Gyarados, a Veluza and a Dodrio, whom were shocked by the lightning and knocked to the ground. Terra now had Dark Tera Type, her sharp beak engulfed in dark energy, pouncing on a Gengar, an Esparthra and a Slowbro, whom screamed as they were mauled. Catharina's Tera Type became Ice, she inhaled and a blizzard flash froze a Brambleghast, a Gabite and a Squawkabilly.
"AAAAAAAHHH!" the Admin held out a Conquistador-like halberd/Spear thing and rushed at Juliana, whom did nothing to dodge. A tera crystal-like layer formed around her hands and she caught the spear tip between her right index and middle fingers. And broke it off. The Admin gulped and pulled out a firearm, but she grabs his hand, and the weapon was turned into crystal. The admin dropped it and it shattered into pieces. "How are you doing this?"
"You did any research on me before you started to challenge me? It explains why I got more of a challenge from actual Kindergartners then you…though that is not fair to the kids, Poppy is one of the strongest trainers of the region and she started off since kindergarten…" Juliana said.
"What are you?" the Admin asked.
"I am Juliana Escarlata. I am the champion whom defeated all champions. I defeated all the Titans. I dismantled team Star and helped rebuild it in a true force fo good. I cleared the name of Ogerpon. I captured the Treasures of Ruin, the Loyal Trio and their master and made them behave. I went into Area Zero twice and prevented an apocalyptic event. I bested two Elite Fours, in Paldea and the Blueberry Academy. I am the chosen of the Legendary from whom Terastralization came from… Also a proud student of Naranja Academy, sandwich connoisseur, daughter, friend, lover and honorary sister." Juliana said.
"I thought those were all tall tales, overexaggerations, hyped up by the media so the young and foolish would have an idol to look up to." The Admin said, fear settling in.
"They are all true…and more. Ever since braving Area Zero a second time, calming down Terapagos before claiming his as my Pokémon…I have become an embodiment of the Terastral Phenomena. I can bend the energies to my will…" Juliana said. She creates a wall of Tera crystals by stomping the floor, blocking their escape. "I can make any mon any type, at any place. And I have no limits unlike people with a Tera Orb…" she gestures at the three Pokémon she commanded, as they switch between Tera types. "And that's just the tip of the iceberg."
The Admin wanted to run but Tera crystals blocked his path. He and his troop suddenly fell down as where they stood, instead of the ground was a small lake. "How the…"
"I got creative with my Tera powers…I imagine if Pokémon have elemental types I can change, why not something else. If the ground you walk on is Ground…I can turn it into a Water Tera Type. Think of the possibilities. I could turn this watery prison into Ice, I could turn the air into your lungs from Flying to Poison…but that'd be pretty dark and fucked up so I won't do that." Juliana said, as she clapped and the water became solid ground again, meaning they were all buried up to their necks. "I'll leave you for the police to find, good luck."
"This isn't the last you heard of us." The Admin said, trying to sound brave.
"If you know what's good for you, it will be. I haven't been really trying. You are nuisances, not threats. You thought I was an easy target because I was a child. You were too cowardly to act with Geeta in charge, whom did everything to limit your power and schemes. You think she'd pass the champion title onto someone she thought couldn't support that administration? You all are cowards whom use money and power to get what they want, stepping on others to get it because you get off on it. But your type has been losing power for a long time, you just didn't want to admit it. Live in the present, this isn't the Victorian or medieval era. You rich bastards are not untouchable…" Juliana created a little bug-type Tera crown in her hands. "You are less then insects to me."
The Team Real grunts were now scared out of their minds. "I think I just fertilized the soil." Steve whimpered as he was thrown disgusted looks.
Juliana turned to her three Pokémon, ready to recall them as she saw them glow blue-white light. "Oh, how wonderful, you are all evolving." Indeed, they grow bigger, stronger…soon Catharina was a Blastoise, Terra a Torterra and Artemis a Blaziken. "Oh, you all look great; I'm so proud of you!" she said as she cuddled and petted her Pokémon as they crooned in delight. "We have to show everyone how big you've become. Let's go home!" she recalls them and skips away. The tera crystal barrier she created fades in a cloud of sparkles, and it leaves the members of Team Real into the ground.
"…In hindsight this was a bad idea." The Admin said.
"YOU THINK?" the rest of Team Real said.
A Midday Form Lycanroc decided to come by and started sniffing at them. "Shoo! Get away, you mutt!" the Admin said in annoyance. The Lycranroc positioned himself and lifted his right hind leg. "Hey what do you…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Juliana decided to drop of her mons at her home with the rest. The other Pokémon congratulated them upon evolving. Terra and Catharina decided to lay down near the pond and cuddle like the cute turtle girlfriends they are. Artemis meanwhile drew the attention of a female Infernape, which Juliana also caught at the Blueberry Academy. The Infernape blushed upon seeing Artemis as a Blaziken for the first time. And Artemis wasted no time, throwing a seductive smirk and doing some sort of bird-like walk and fluffed up her feathers and did what appeared to be a mating dance. Best to give the Fire/fighting duo some alone time.
She had arrived back at the academy, Juliana walking in Nemona's room. "I got the goodies, Nemona!"
"Great. I got my laptop set up, the finger sandwiches are ready, and a few bowls for the potato sticks and honey. Also a few glasses to share that pineapple soda." Nemona said.
Juliana switched into something more comfortable as she cuddled up beneath the covers with Nemona as they had the snacks and drinks on the nightstand within reach, the laptop streaming the anime in fullscreen HD. And enjoyed themselves.
"So those Real guys didn't give too much trouble?" Nemona asked.
"Nah, they were a distraction at worst." Juliana said. "I decides to stop playing around and put the fear of a goddess into them."
"You're so freakin' hot when you do that." Nemona said.
"You always say I'm hot." Juliana said.
"And I'm serious about it." Nemona said.
They started up the first episode. A cutesy catchy anime intro song played as they saw the images of a Gothorita in a schoolgirl uniform admiring her sempai, a gorgeous Gardevoir whom was the student council president, looking shy and flustered. It was going to be a cheesy and silly but cute and heartwarming yuri romantic comedy anime.
"This is nice." Nemona said, her girlfriend in her arms, enjoying a show together, just being close.
"It is. And I'm blessed to spend these moments with you." Juliana said. What else can she say, she was in love. She was happy, all was well.