(The story begin with Dipper and Mabel mowing the lawn at the Mystery Shack.)
Mabel:H-h-h...
Dipper:What?
Mabel:(She is looking at a $100 bill on the ground.)H-h-hundred dollar bill...(She tries to grab it, but it suddenly moves away.)What the?(She starts to run after it.)
Dipper:(He is driving the golf cart.)Get in!
(Mabel gets into the golf cart and they drive toward the $100 bill. Mabel tried to grabs it, but it gets away again and goes behind the Country Club gates and reveals that a man, the Country Club Leader, had the $100 bill tied to a fishing hook.)
Mabel:Aw man! It's those Country Club jerks!
Roger:(He laughs.)They totally fell for it.
Country Club Leader:Ah, that's rich.
Male Member 2:Kinda like us!(The group laugh again.)
Mabel:You think it's funny to do that to people?
Dipper:Let's see how you like it!
(Dipper grabs the cart and starts to spray dirt into the Country Club with it.)
Mabel:Hm, hm, hm, hm!
Female Member 1:Ah, stop! Security!
(Four men suddenly rush out, lift up the golf cart knocking Dipper out of it, and they take the cart into the Country Club.)
Dipper:Hey, what are you doing? You can't take our golf cart!
Female Member 2:Here in the Country Club, we can do whatever we want.
Roger:That's right, babe.(He kisses her and they both drink.)
Mabel:Give us back our cart!
Country Club Leader:I'd rather not. You know why? Because, we are going to destroy it tonight at our annual Summer Solstice event!(He looks over at the Female Member 1.)What do you think, dear?
Female Member 1:Oh, I think it's a marvelous idea!(They kiss and drink their drinks.)Now, what're you all say we leave this side-show and get some d'oeuvres? (She and the rest of the group agree and they all leave.)
Dipper:Man, forget this, I'm going to get the cart.
(Dipper and Mabel are climb over the gate, but the alarm goes off and two security guards start charging toward them.)
Dipper and Mabel:Woah! Woah! Woah!(They get tossed out.)
Mabel:Man, Grunkle Stan's gonna kill us when he finds out the cart is missing!
Dipper:He's not gonna find out.
(Clock transition to Soos and Wendy near the gift shop.)
Dipper:Guys, we need your help!
Soos:What's the matter dude?
Mabel:You guys have to promise not to tell Stan. The golf cart just got confiscated by the Country Club and we need your guys' help to break in and get it back. ( Soos and Wendy just stares at them blankly and they go back to what they were doing.)What's the matter? Didn't you guys hear us?
Wendy:Yeah, we heard you, guys. But I'm not going anywhere near that Country Club!
Dipper:What? Why?
Wendy:A couple of years ago, they confiscated Dad meat locker he had outside of my house.
Soos:I've had to replace thirty dream catchers 'cause of those guys. With the amount of money they have, they're unstoppable. So, stay away from 'em!
Dipper:Come on, guys, we can't do it without you!
Soos:Sorry Dude, no can do.
Dipper:Yeah, well, we don't have much of a choice. If we don't get the cart back, then Stan is gonna kill us!
(Soos and Wendy looks on silently.)
Mabel:Alright, fine! We'll go in ourselves. But can you guys at least make sure Stan doesn't find out about the cart before we get back?
Soos:Yeah, we can do that.
(Clock transition back to the Country Club.)
Dipper:Remember, we got blend in.(He and Mabel enter the Country Club near some men.)Am I right?
Mabel:Ace!
(The three men see them and are confused, but they shrug it off.)
(The two walk toward a building.)
Dipper:Let's start in here.
(They enter the building and look around. A live orchestra is playing on a high row with a conductor.)
Dipper and Mabel:Woah!
Country Club Members:(To one set of Country Club members.)(They laughing.)Cheers!(To another group of members.)(They laughing.)Cheers!
Dipper and Mabel:(They are pretending to drink.)Cheers!(The two head further out.)
Mabel:This place is crazy it's like we in the northwest mansion!(She and Dipper walk up to a lone toilet in a large room.)Is this the restroom?
Dipper:Weird, let's keep going.(He and Mabel walk past some doors into a room full of toilets.)What the?(He looks around at the toilets.)What's with all the toilets?
(Dipper and Mabel notice the door handle shaking and two security guards enter the room. Dipper and Mabel are seen hiding behind some toilets.)
Security Guard 1:Did you hear something?(He points in Dipper and Mabel's direction.)
Security Guard 2:(He nods.)Maybe, it was your imagination.
Security Guard 1:Yah, I always make my imagination get the best of me.
(The two Security Guards are pretend to walk away and close the door. Dipper and Mabel are sigh in relief, but they are suddenly gagged by the two Guards. The scene changes back to the Gift Shop where Stan is now in front of the Soos and Wendy, trying to get information out of them and presumably on the whereabouts of Dipper and Mabel.)
Stan:(He is pacing around.)Okay, I'm tired of asking questions! So, now you're going to tell me what is going on! Soos, I know you know.
Soos:(He confused.)Huh? What?
Stan:I SUGGEST YOU SPILL IT!
Wendy:Alright, everybody, settle down.
Stan:Well, look who decided to chime in.
Wendy:Okay, I'm gonna tell you what's going on, but you're not gonna like it.
(The camera zooms out.)
Stan:WHAT?!
(The crows fly away and the scene changes back to the Country Club with Dipper and Mabel are tied down.)
Dipper and Mabel:Huh? What?
(The scene views over to piles of burning toilets and the rest of the Country Club members. The Leader then approaches Dipper and Mabel)
Country Club Leader:Well, well, well, everyone! Please join me in welcoming our honored guests!(He and the other members clap and cheer for them.)
Dipper:Let us go!
Mabel:Yeah, and give us our Cart back!
Country Club Leader:Oh, you'll be seeing your old cart soon enough. But not before we make a few "improvements."
Dipper:What do you mean "improvements"?
Country Club Leader:We'll be turning it into a toilet!(The other members' cheer.)Bring out the Toilet Making Machine!
(A large machine is suddenly brought out.)
Mabel:You have a machine that turns things into toilets?
Country Club Leader:Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to understand. You're not rich!
Female Member 1:Not at all.
Country Club Leader:Good one, pumpkin cheeks!(He kisses her.)But if you were, you know that the only thing that matters in life is turning other people's things into toilets!
Dipper:What? That doesn't even make any sense!
Mabel:Yeah! And you already have a ton of toilets, why do you need to turn our Golf Cart into one?
Country Club Leader:Because this is a special occasion, we're gonna shoot it into outer space. It's the "richest" way to celebrate the SummerSolstice.
(The three men are seen underwater and they activate a ramp and a rocket that points up at the sky. Dipper and Mabel are knocked out by two of the security guards and their mouths are tapped up.)
Roger:Hey, why don't we turn them into toilets and shoot them into space!
Country Club Leader:Excellent idea, Roger! Now, bring out the cart and start the machine!(The two security guards are bring out the golf cart and places it into one part of the Toilet Making Machine. The Country Club Leader laughs evily as he turns on the machine and the Golf Cart starts to move.)Yes.
(Dipper and Mabel are watch in horror as the golf cart is about to be turned into a toilet. The scene shifts over to two Guards near the gate.)
Gate Guard:Did you get your wife anything for the Solstice?(The second Gate Guard just looks at him annoyingly and the two spot something.)Stop! This is invite only!
(The two gate guards jump out of the way and it turns out to be Stan, Soos and Wendy are all arriving.)
Country Club Leader:WHAT?!
Stan:(He gets out of the truck.)Why didn't you tell me the Country Club stole the Cart?!(Dipper and Mabel are surprised to see Stan muffle their relief and saying, "Sorry!")These guys have been taking our stuff LONG enough!
Soos and Wendy:Yeah!
Stan:Well, not this time, not everyone can just buy another boom-box when theirs get stolen you know! Some of us have to work really hard to replace our boom-boxes! So, I think it's time we take back what's ours!
Country Club Leader:That may be a little difficult. Seeing how you're not rich!(He takes out a gun and all of the rest of the Country Club members scream and run away. He then raises the gun up high.)Call in the Calvary!
(The Country Club Leader fires the gun and a bunch of jockeys on horses begin rushing toward the group. Soos rips off the tape on Dipper and Mabel as Wendy uses bolt cutters to cut away at the rope. The Jockeys begin to get closer.)
Dipper:Look out!
(Wendy is running away, but is caught up and knocked over by a Jockey. The Golf Cart is shown to be reaching closer to the lasers of the Toilet Making Machine.)
Dipper:Let's get the cart!(He and Mabel run closer to the Toliet Making Machine, but they are stopped by the Country Club Leader.)Shouldn't have messed with us man!(He punches the Country Club Leader, but it doesn't seem to affect him.)
Mabel: Leave that to Mabel, grappling hook!(She used her grappling hook to hit the Country Club Leader, but it still doesn't affect him.)
Country Club Leader:(He laughs.)I had sixty-seven facelifts. I can't feel a thing!(He grabs Dipper and Mabel by their faces.)And I had tiger tendents implanted in my hands, so I can mess with whoever I please!(Throws them down)
(The camera shifts over to Stan and the others fighting the Jockeys.)
Stan:(He grabs one of the Jockey's sticks.)Hey, watch it! He's just an employee!
Jockey: employee THIS, buddy!(He kicks Stan in the face.)
(Soos are overpowered by the Jockey. Wendy comes out of nowhere and punches the Jockey in the face, runs over to a water pipe and begins to spray away some Jockeys into the nearby lake. The Submarine Divers emerge from the lake.)
Submarine Diver:Disable the water cannon.
(Some Submarine Divers are sprayed away by Wendy but some of them manage to tackle her down. Stan is punched down by a Jockey but manages to punch him back. Soos is suddenly attacked by tennis balls.)
Soos:Where's it coming from?(He notices a tennis player high on the roof firing tennis balls at them.)We gotta take control of the tower!
(Soos runs forward and blocks an incoming tennis ball. The tennis ball heads through the Toilet Making Machine's lasers and is turned into a mini toilet. Dipper and Mabel are seen still fighting the Country Club Leader and Mabel climbs into the machine grabbing onto the golf cart.)
Country Club Leader:You're ruining the Solstice!(He is not affected by Dipper's punches.)The cart will go through!(He tosses Mabel backwards, but Dipper grabs onto the cart.)STOP! STOP IT!(He tosses Dipper down.)
(Soos is seen heading toward the house with the tennis player shooting tennis balls is on. They start climbing up but the tennis player attempts to shoot tennis balls at
(The camera views over to Stan still wrestling with the Jockey. Wendy is trying to fight away the Submarine Divers and the Golf Cart is shown to inch closer to the lasers. Dipper and Mabel kick the Country Club Leader down and they start to push the Cart back in the opposite direction. The Country Club Leader then takes them down and Dipper spots a nearby walkie-talkie and presses it with his hand.)
Dipper: Soos, you gotta stall the machine!
Soos:I'm on it dude!(He takes off his shirt and tosses it at the tennis player.)
Tennis Player:Argh, it smells like barf!(He falls off from the roof and screaming.)
Wendy:There, shoot it!
(Soos fires a tennis ball at one of the Submarine Diver's oxygen tanks which causes him to fly around and hit the satellite of the Toilet Making Machine. The golf cart stops in its tracks.)
Dipper and Mabel:NOW!(They move out of the way.)
Country Club Leader:Hey!(The Golf Cart lands on him)
Miss:Yes!
(Dipper and Mabel begin to drive the cart out of the machine.)
Country Club Leader:No, you can't stop the machine! Do you have any idea how much this thing costs?!(He charges toward them. Dipper and Mabel look up to see the man fall off the machine, which activates it again.)
Dipper:Well then, I hope you get your money's worth.(Drives the Cart forward which causes the Country Club Leader to go through the lasers and he is turned into a toilet.)
Country Club Leader:No!(He is lands into the rocket and blasted off into space as Stan, Soos, Wendy and Country Club members look on. The scene changes to outer space, where the rocket opens up and sends the Country Club Leader out.)NO! NO! NOOOOOO!
(Scene changes over back to the Country Club with a bunch of the members being arrested. Stan, Soos and Wendy recover their toilet-transformed stuff.)
Wendy:I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely gonna keep using dad meat locker.(She is opens the meat locker of her toilet. The camera shifts over to Dipper, Mabel, Stan and Soos.)
Dipper:Thanks again for coming back and helping us, guys.
Stan:(He is holding his boom-box toilet.)Well, you know I'm proud of you two. You had the guts to stand up to these people and take back what's ours.
Soos:(He is holding a dreamcatcher toilet.)Yeah, seriously. Now I can finally catch up on my dream-catchin'.
Mabel:(She and Dipper look up at the sky.)So, you think that guy will be able to survive up in space?
Dipper:Probably, he's rich!(He and Mabel laugh, then sigh, as the Country Club Leader, he is still in toilet form, is seen drifting through space.)
(The End.)