All rights go to Marvel and Disney. This is unrelated to my 'Hulk Don't Wear Pants' story. This takes place in between the Season 1 finale and the Season 2 premiere. Warning: Nudity, but nothing sexual or explicit. Enjoy.
It was another day at the Avengers Mansion, and Hulk was currently in his room, lying in his bed in the nude, not wanting to be bothered right now.
Spending time naked was a habit that started several years ago, when Bruce had a wardrobe malfunction when he transformed into the Hulk. Unlike Bruce, Hulk wasn't self-conscious about his lack of clothing and didn't mind being naked. In a way, he felt more comfortable. But he was aware enough to know that it wouldn't be wise to expose himself in public, so he only did it in a private setting.
When he told his team about his habit, no one had a serious issue with it, as long as his nudity stayed in the mansion and nowhere else.
Hulk's alone time was then cut short via someone knocking on his door.
Greatly annoyed, Hulk asked, "Who is it?"
"It's Clint. Is now a bad time?" asked Clint, aka Hawkeye. Or Cupid, as Hulk liked to call him.
As much as he wanted to be left alone, Clint was his best friend, and he didn't want to be nasty to him, so he said, "No."
Taking Hulk's answer as his invitation to come in, Clint entered Hulk's room and saw Hulk's nude form on full display. The first time he saw Hulk in his birthday suit, he was mesmerized by the sight. But after seeing Hulk's junk a few more times, the feeling stopped once he realized it was going to be the new normal.
"Hey, big guy. Were you napping in here or what?" asked Clint.
"I was just lying down," said Hulk.
"Okay. Well, I got some news for you. So, the team was thinking of getting you a proper uniform, instead of you just wearing Banner's torn up pants all the time. But obviously, a full-blown outfit doesn't suit you. You're cool with just wearing pants." said Clint.
"Correct," said Hulk.
"Well, buddy, Tony and Reed Richards have made you a special pair of shorts. They're made of some unstable molecule fabric that will prevent them from ever getting ripped, so no more potential wardrobe malfunctions. You can try them on, if you want." Clint said as he handed the shorts to Hulk.
Hulk looked at the shorts for a moment before putting them on.
"So, what do you think?" asked Clint.
"I like how they feel." said Hulk, who did find the new shorts to be more comfortable than Banner's usual pair of jeans.
"Good because Tony and Reed whipped up a ton of them for you to wear, since Banner only comes out once a month." said Clint.
"Sounds good to me," Hulk said before taking the shorts off.
"Taking them off just like that? I thought you'd want to spend more time in them," said Clint.
"I'll wear them whenever it's necessary. Or whenever I feel like it." said Hulk.
"Sounds about right. Well, that's all I wanted to tell you. I'll let you get back to your brooding time." Clint said as he was about to leave.
But then he stopped when Hulk asked, "Do you have plans?"
"Not particularly. It's a slow night, so I was going to watch a movie. Why? You wanna hang out?" asked Clint.
Hulk thought about it and knew that he couldn't be alone in his room all day.
"Yeah. I've spent enough time in here already," said Hulk.
"Well, alright. Anything in particular you want to watch?" asked Clint.
"Not really. As long as it's better than the movies you usually watch," said Hulk.
"Hey! I have good taste in cinema!" an offended Clint said.
"Sure you do," Hulk said sarcastically before he and Clint left his room.
Hope you enjoyed the story. The idea for this story popped into my head several days ago, and I thought it would make a nice short story. Plus, I haven't posted anything here in over a month, so I needed to pump out a story ASAP. In my opinion, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes' version of Hulk is the best Hulk we've ever gotten. He's a million times better than MCU Hulk, that's for sure. Anyway, I'm working on a ton of stories right now, so stay tuned. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now and stay safe.