[The story begins with a montage of Star and Marco singing at Carrey O'Keys. Cut to Star''s bedroom]
Marco:[knock on Star door]Star wake up
Star:[flailing]Eh-eh-eh-eh! Lame!, come on, let's go watch that karaoke tape from last night.
Marco:What tape?
Star: The tape from last night, remember? That old guy with the ponytail gave us a copy of our killer performance. [he says those last two words with flair]
Marco:Oh, yeah. We were awesome last night.
Star:Totally awesome!
Marco:Where'd you put it?
Star:Put what?
Marco:The tape.
Star:Oh, yeah. I put in the fridge.
Marco:Oh, yeah.
Star and Marco:To keep the tape as cool as were last night.
[Cuts to inside of the door opens and tape is visible]
Marco:So cool..
[Marco takes tape and closes fridge door. Marco plays the tape]
Carrey O 'Key:(on tape) Give it up for Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz!
[Marco and Star enter stage on the screen laughing]
Marco:(on tape) [pushes Star and picks up microphone]Hurry up, hurry up!
Star:(on tape) Alright. Hello, hello, hello!
Marco:(on tape)[taps Star]Star, come on.
Star:(on tape) This is for all you hard workers out there that get treated like dirt!
Marco: So awesome!
Star and Marco:(on tape) We got the right to choose it. There ain't no way to loose it. This is our life, this is our song. (laughs) Oh, we're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it, anymore.
Star:Hey, we're pretty good!
Star and Marco:(on tape)[dancing]Woo!
Man:(on tape) What aren't you gonna take?
Marco:(on tape) We're not gonna take anymore garbage from Queen Moon. What a loser.
Star:(on tape) Yeah, why she alway boss everybody around because she my mom.
Star and Marco:(on tape) Ohhhhhhhh!
Man:(on tape) What else, what else?
Star:(on tape) Yeah, and this space time Omnitraxus Prime, forget him.
Marco:(on tape) Yeah, if you're so smart, then why are you saying time space instead of space time?
[Star laughs]
Marco:(on tape) I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
[Pan to Star and Marco with horrified faces]
Star:(on tape) Oh, and Dad, Dad!
Marco:(on tape) Oh, yeah, and this guy River just says the dumbest things all the time. You're not as interesting as you think, River.
Star and Marco::(on tape) [laughs]We're not gonna take it. No we ain't gonna take it!
[Pan back to Star and Marco still with horrified faces. Star fast forwards the tape]
Star:(on tape) Don't yell on your own daughter, Mom.
[Marco laughs]
[Marco fast forwards the tape again]
River:(on tape, imitating River) Oh, I'm so old timey, I don't know what anything is.
Marco:What the heck are we doing?!
[Marco fast forwards the tape again]
Marco:(on tape, imitating Rhombulus with a beefy voice)My name's Rhombulus. Let me and my muscles snakes arms stare at you condescendingly.
Star:(on tape) Walking? No, thanks. I'm too good for that.
[Marco fast forwards the tape again]
Marco: Do you remember any of this?
Star:No, no!
[Marco fast forwards the tape again. Star and Marco are laughing on the tape. Marco fast forwards the tape again. Marco and Star are laughing on the tape again. Marco fast forwards the tape again]
Star:Wait, stop, stop!
Carrey O 'Key:(on tape) What do you think, folks? Do you like these two?
[Crowd on tape cheers]
Carrey O 'Key:(on tape) Hey, you two don't mind if I play this video at my club as a promo, do you?
Marco:(on tape) Nah, whatever, dude.
Star:(on tape) You gotta give us a copy though, so we can re-live this night forever!
[Crowd on tape cheers wildly. Tape ends]
Marco:Star, we can't let anybody see this.
[Door slams.]
Moon:(Off-screen) See what?
[Moon,River, and the magic high commission enter]
Marco:Uh.
Star:See this! Bam![breaks tape in half with her wand]
Rhombulus:Pfft, I've seen that before. You're not the only one scared of technology.
Moon:What's this?[walks towards tape case]Carrey O' Key's Karaoke?
River:(gleefully) Did you say karaoke? Oh, I just love karaoke! Oh, we must go Benson, we must!
Omnitraxus Prime:Yeah, that would be pretty fun!
Moon:Alright.
Marco and Star:(disbelievingly) What!?
Moon:Well I have been working you all pretty hard lately, so how 'bout we all go out tonight and karaoke it up, my treat?
(Moon,River, and the magic high commission cheer)
Moon:Great idea, guys. Alright, let's finish our me for the day, fellas.
Rhombulus:This is gonna be awesome!
River:Ooh, I can feel the excitement in my bladder!
Star:Man, we're totally dead.
Marco:Dead? Star, they're gonna hate us forever![facepalms]Awww, why are we so dumb?
Star:It was the music, man! It fueled our frustrations, it wasn't our fault!
Marco:Whatever, we just can't let them see us trashing them. We gotta go find that master tape.
Star:But how are we gonna do that?
Marco:Star, it'll be easy. We'll just go ask that fat dude for the tape, and if he says no, we'll just take it from him.
Star: And I destroy the tape with my wand.
[But then the bodyguard Carl grabbed Star and Marco and threw them out the door at Carrey O' Key's]
Carrey O' Key:I said "no"! I can play that tape whenever I feel like it, and there's not a darn thing you can do about it. I don't wanna see you punks back here again. You're banned![slams door]
[Scene cuts to the Bureaucracy of Magic. Star kick the door open and walk up to her Mom with Marco]
Star: Hey, Mom, we need to talk to you about tonight.
Moon:I'm only paying for the songs. You're on your own for food and drinks.
Rhombulus:Aww, what? Well, I've always got my gravy pouch.[his cheet reveal gravy pouch. One of his left snake arm Sucks gravy from a tube]
Left Arm: Ahhh.
Star:No, Mom, wait! We don't think going to karaoke tonight is such a good idea.
Moon:What?
Marco:Karaoke's lame. We should do something really fun, like bowling!
Star:Yeah, bowling's good! Or pool, the pool hall's always fun. Rap 'em up!
Moon:Guys, please.
Star:If we're throwing out halls, why not the greatest hall of them all?
Marco:Dance hall.
Star:Bingo!
Marco:(taking Star literally) Oh, bingo? Really?
Moon: Guys.
Star:No no no, dance hall, I was saying bingo like "You got it!". Bingo halls are for losers.
Moon:Guys! What is it with you two? I'm trying to do something nice for everyone, boost morale around here. Besides, I've already called the karaoke place and reserved a table.
Marco:But wait, can't we just-
Moon: (Moon casts magic to levitate Star and Marco out of the Bureaucracy of Magic.) No, we're going to karaoke, and you know what, now it's mandatory. Yup, mandatory having fun at karaoke night. So deal with it! [slams door]
Star: Now what?
[Cut to Carrey O' Key's]
River:Ooh, look how many songs. I'm gonna sing them all!
Moon:No, River, just one. (smiling) Omnitraxus, what're you gonna sing?
Omnitraxus Prime:Do they have anything with Spanish guitar?
Hekapoo:[fist pumping]Woo! Omnitraxus bringing it old school!
Moon:Ugh. Where's Star and Marco?
Waiter:Uh, ready to order ma'am?
Moon:No, we're still waiting for two. They don't think I was serious about this being mandatory. I was being serious.
River:Ooh, they'll be here!
[Pans to vents above where Star and Marco are]
Star:Oh, man. Marco, we gotta hurry this up, Mom's gonna blow a fuse!
Marco:Star![crawls towards a vent grate]Hey, I found it.
[Scene pans down the grate to a office]
Carrey O' Key:Hey Carl, how many people signed up for karaoke so far?
Carl:Just one, boss.
Carrey O' Key:Well, dang it, that's not enough! We can't keep this place going with just one singer a night! It's time to play that dang tape! If that won't get people singing, nothing will. Now get me ready like we talked about, you know how I got stagefright.
[Carl slaps Carrey several times. Carrey owner runs onto stage]
Carrey O' Key:[laughing]Yes! Welcome, folks! Now I know some of you first timers might be a little shy but sure of your talent's with us, so we put together this little promo video to put all your fears to rest. Here we go.[plays video]
Carrey O' Key:(on tape) Scared to get up on stage to sing? Don't be! You couldn't be worse than these two.
[Video shows Star and Marco singing and dancing]
Star and Marco:(on tape) We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it.
Moon:Oh, my.
River:It's Star and Marco!
[The magic high commission murmur excitedly. Cut to Star and Marco hanging from the vent in the office']
Marco:[sees the video playing on the computer screen]Aw, Star, they're playing the promo! C'mon![falls to ground]Ugh.
[Star lets go of the vent]
Marco:Wait-
[Star falls onto Marco]
Marco:Ugh.
[Pan back to the video, Star and Marco are still dancing and singing]
Star and Marco:(on tape) We're not gonna take it, anymore!
[Moon, River, Rhombulus, Hekapoo and Omnitraxus Prime laugh]
Moon:So this is why they didn't want us to come tonight! They must've been super embarrassed by their singing.
Marco:(on tape) We're not gonna take anymore garbage from Queen, Benson!
Moon:What the?
Marco:(on tape) What a los...!
[Video cuts off. Carrey owner gasps and presses remote before running back on stage]
Carrey O' Key:Well, uh, sorry folks, um, technical difficulties. Aw, oh hey, why don't we start the songs, shall we? Uh, first up we have River!
[River runs on stage]
River:That's me I've been working so hard, I'm punching my card.
[Carrey owner runs into the office]
River:(voice over) Eight hours for what?
Carrey O' Key:Hey!
Marco:[gasps]Get the tape! Get the tape!
River:(voice over) Oh, tell me what I got.
Carrey O' Key:Carl!
River:(voice over) I've got this feeling that times been holding me down.
Marco:Star, what's going on?!
Star:I don't know, it's stuck!
[Carl runs into the office]
Star:Come on, come on!
[Marco and Carl fight]
River:(voice over) I'll hit the ceiling. Or else I'll tear up this town.
[Star gets the tape but is knocked out by Carl. Marco tackles Carl.Carrey owner restrains Marco as Star blasts the tape out of Carl's handwith a rainbow fist punch.. The tape flies out the door]
River:(voice over) Tonight, I gotta cut loose. Footloose.
[Marco elbows Carrey owner and the four all chase after the tape]
River:(voice over) Kick off your sunday shoes.
[Marco gets the tape to be tackled by Carl.]
River:(voice over) Please, Louise. Pull off of my knees.
[Marco and Carl roll in front of the stage. Omnitraxus Prime picks up the tape]
River:(voice over) Jack, get back. Come on before we crack.
[Carl punches Omnitraxus Prime in the face and gets the tape. Omnitraxus Prime runs after Carl and punches him]
River:(voice over) Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose!
[A riot breaks out in the restaurant. Rhombulus Snakes arms drinks from the gravy pouch]
River:(voice over) You're playing so cool.
[Rhombulus tackles a man running by]
River:(voice over) Obeying every rule.
[Star flying by with the tape with Carrey chasing her in her butterfly form)
River:(voice over) I dig a way down in your heart. You're burning yearning for some. Somebody to tell you.
[People's hands grabbing for the tape]
River:(voice over) That life ain't passing you by. I'm trying to tell you it will if you don't even try.
[Small montage of Marco, Star, Carl, and Carrey fighting for the tape]
River:(voice over)[punches man charging at him]You can fly if you'd only cut loose.
[Hekapoo punches a man in the face]
River:(voice over) Foot loose.
[A man punches Rhombulus in the belly, causing his gravy pouch to burst and gravy to be spilled all over his snakes arms face]
River:(voice over) Kick off your Sunday shoes.
Left Arm: You ruined our gravy pouch.
[Rhombulus anger and chases the man that punched his belly]
River:(voice over) Oowhee, Marie, shake it, shake it for me.
[Carl, Marco and Star fight for the tape. It flies and lands near Moon's feet. Moon picks it up]
River:(voice over) Whoa, Milo, c'mon, c'mon let's go.
[Carrey punches Moon in the face]
Carrey O' Key:GIMMETHAT TAPE!
River:(voice over) Lose, your blues.
Moon:You want it? Fine!Take it, then![her hand turn purple and smashes the tape at Carrey's face, knocking him out. The tape breaks into pieces]
River:(Voice over)Everybody cut footloose!Ohhh! Cut footloose! (Spoken) Thank you.
[Cut to outside of Carrey O' Key's. Police siren wails. Two police cars, three ambulances and a fire engine are parked]
Marco:Sorry, guys.
Star:Yeah, sorry.
Marco:We didn't mean to ruin your good time.
Moon:[with a black eye, a bandage on her nose, a small bruise on her head and another bandage on her left arm]No no, I don't want to hear it! I don't know what was on that tape, or why those guys were after it, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. (turns purple )YOU'VE RUINED KARAOKE NIGHT![ Moon drives away with River and the magic high commission.]
Marco:Yeah uh, I know, that's why we were trying to apologize to you. Man, karaoke stink.
[The End']