[The episode begins at the Thai Go Begins with an exterior shot. Cuts to an interior shot of Mr. Boonchuy taking an order for Clay.]
Mr Boonchuy: Welcome to the Thai Go . My name is Mr, Boonchuy. May I take your order?
Clay: Hmmm... uhh... oh, I'll have a, uh... [Mr, Boonchuy takes out a pencil and a paper] ...no. [Mr, Boonchuy puts the pencil and the paper away] Oh, maybe... [Mr, Boonchuy takes out the pencil and the paper again] ...no. [Mr, Boonchuy puts the pencil and the paper away again] Hmmm... I'll have... [Mr, Boonchuy takes out the pencil and the paper again] ...no. Or maybe...
Mr, Boonchuy: Are you planning on ordering today, sir?
Clay: I'll have a... Thai Style Burger,. Mr, Boonchuy: [writing down the order] How original.
Clay: And with extra onions.
Mr, Boonchuy: Daring today, aren't we? [takes the order and shows it to Marcy] One Thai Style Burger, extra onions. [Marcy takes the piece of paper and puts it with the rest of the orders.]
Marcy: One cryin' Johnny comin' up! [cracks her knuckles, then adds each ingredient as mentioned] First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, soy sauce, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, shallots, tomatoes, and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny! Up! [rings the bell]
Mr. Boonchuy: Whatever. [John comes up and tells him what he wants and
Mr. Boonchuy relays the order to Marcy] Twelve Thai Style Burger on wheat buns! [Marcy takes a plate and patties begin to appear on the plate]
Marcy: [at rapid speed] Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun, bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. [at normal speed] One dozen cryin' cows on the farm! Up! [Mr. Boonchuy takes the plate]
Mr. Boonchuy: Thanks, Farmer Brown. [gives the plate to John] It's been a thrill serving you.
John: Can I get some extra salt?
Mr. Boonchuy: We're all out.
John: Could you check?
Mr. Boonchuy: No. [John glares at him as he leaves. A giant chubby fat man walks up to order] Let me guess, tiny, a small salad?
Ned: [Mr. Boonchuy starts to write it down] I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles [Mr. Boonchuy stops writing and looks at him] with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. [Mr. Boonchuy gives up writing all of it down and still looks at Ned]
Mr. Boonchuy We serve food here, sir.
Ned: [with the order done] I got it already, Mr. Boonchuy. [gasps upon seeing Ned] Ned!
Ned: [pushes Mr. Boonchuy away] Wu! [walks to Marcy] I hear talk you make a mean Thai Style Burger.
Marcy: [staring at Ned] Yep. I hear talk you're kinda picky.
Ned: Yep.
Marcy: Well then... here ya go! [Ned takes the plate and sits down where he examines the Thai Style Burger until he decides to take a bite] Well, Ned, whaddaya think?
Ned: This is pretty good. Only one thing. You forgot the pickles! [shows no pickles on the patty. The crowd gasps]
Marcy: No!
Ned: The best there is? I don't think so. You lose! [laughs]
Marcy: [checks the burger for pickles] But, the pickles should be right where they always are. I know I put them on! [the customers are disappointed. Marcy tears the burger apart, searching for the pickles] Where are those pickles? Pickles? Pickles? Pickles? [Ned walks up to Anne and Mrs. Boonchuy, and throws Mr. Boonchuy out of the way again]
Ned: I believe you owe me two bucks.
Mrs. Boonchuy: Two bucks?!
Ned: Your guarantee. [points to the menu where in tiny print it says 'money back guarantee']
Mrs. Boonchuy: Oh. That. Well, can't we talk about this? [takes out two dollars and Ned grabs it]
Ned: No.
Mrs. Boonchuy: [pulls the money back] How about a discount on restroom tokens? [Ned takes the money]
Ned: Afraid not.
Mrs. Boonchuy: How's about a [Ned starts walking away but Mrs. Boonchuy holds onto her dollar] free glass of water? A dozen free glasses of water! I'll even put ice in it! [Ned walks out the Thai Go with the money] No! Come back! Two dollars! Two dollars, no! No! [walks over to Marcy]
Marcy: Mrs. Boonchuy, I know I put pickles on that Thai Style Burger Thai Style Burger: [grabs Marcy] That two bucks is comin' out of your paycheck! [Marcy tries to hang onto the floor]
Marcy: Wait! Wait! Wait! [Mrs. Boonchuy, throws her into the kitchen]
Mr. Boonchuy: Get back to work, [speaks Thai] เรามีคำสั่งรออยู่ (we got orders waitin'!)
Mr. Boonchuy: I need a Thai Style Burger
Marcy: [pants] Okay, I am not gonna blow it this time. Let's see. Bun down. Then ketchup, then mustard, then... pickles? No, that's not right! [starts a new patty] Bun down. Mustard, then ketchup, lettuce, then the... pickles? No. [tries again] Mustard down, bun soft down, d'oh, where's the patty go? [tries again and uses the same bun] Pickles, ketchup, wait! D'oh, think! Think! I'm losin' it! [tries again] Bun down, shoe, mustard, pan, bun, no! [Anne comes in] Anne, I am so confused. I can't remember how to do anything.
Anne: Why don't you take the rest of the day off?
Marcy: Oh, no, Anne Who will make the Thai Style Burger?
Anne: Oh, don't worry about that. We've got my dad!
Mr. Boonchuy: Wait? What? [Marcy walks out and tries to leave]
Marcy: Anne is right. I need to get my head straight. Now is it bun, patty, ketchup... [looks up and notices the door is not there] The door! The door! Anne, the front door is missing! [Anne opens the door a couple feet away] Oh. [laughs] Sorry about that, Anne. This pickle thing has got my head all messed up. I better get on home and rest my brain. [walks out, but walks back in] Uhh, which way do I live? [Anne points the path] Of course. [laughs, and closes the door.] [ The Boonchuy 's house. Marcy is trying to write down the formula.]
Marcy: No, no! Was it bun, patty, bun... Let's see, tomato, pickle, bun? No. Bun? No. Bun? No shoe. [throws the paper and pencil away] I am so confused! Maybe a good night's sleep will help me get my head on straight. [ Anne and Marcy's bedroom that night.]
Marcy: Oh... was it mattress, mattress, sheets, pillow, then... Marcy? Or... [hits her head with her fist] D'oh... think, Marcy! Oh yeah! It was mattress, Marcy, mattress, then sheets, pillow. [gets in between the two mattresses] Good night, Domino.
Domino: Meow.
Marcy: Aw, this isn't right. [slips out and stands upside-down on his bed] Good night, Domino.
Domino: Meow.
Marcy: Wait, this isn't right either. [lays down on his back] Nope. [she is between each railing of the ladder] Nuh-uh. [tries sleeping with a mattress on her head] Negative. [tries sleeping on the ground next to his mattresses] C'mon, c'mon! Get it right. [tries in the lifesaver] Wrong. Wrong! Wrong! Nope! Nah! Negatory! Нет! [keeps doing the wrong things as the clock fast-forwards to morning and the rooster crows where the alarm goes off. Marcy is on the floor under her bed] Aww, I almost had it! Alarm clock. D'oh, how do I turn this thing off? Think, think, think, think!
Domino: Meow.
Marcy: Domino! [picks up Domino and shoves him in the foghorn alarm with dolphin noise where it is still going off with a squeak] [Back to the Thai Go
where there is black smoke coming from the kitchen. Mr. Boonchuy wearing a cooking apron coughs loudly, and clears the smoke off with a fire extinguisher.]
Mr. Boonchuy: Burger are done. [Anne notices black, burnt patties and gets irritated]
Anne: Urrgh! [turns backwards from the counter after hearing customers starting to complain]
Anthony: Hey, he burnt my Thai Style Burger. [his patty is burnt]
Martha: He burnt my fries! [the burnt fries are piled up]
Billy: [briefly drinks his burnt bubble] He burnt my bubble tea.
All customers: [all yelling and mumbling]
Mrs. Boonchuy: No! Come back! [sobs] No! No! Arrgh... We gotta get Marcy back! [ back to the Boonchuy's house. A toaster is on the front door.]
Anne: What the?
Mrs. Boonchuy: [opens the door] Marcy? [ the house is a total disaster as everything is misplaced and things are everywhere and opposite.]
Anne: Marcy! Marcy: [walks into view backwards and is wearing a pair of Mr. Boonchuy underwear over her head]
Anne, Mrs. Boonchuy, hello. Do you how do? (Hello, Anne, Mrs. Boonchuy. How do you do?)
Anne: Why you talkin' funny? [takes the underwear off Marcy's head]
Marcy: I anything can't do right since because pickles. (Because I can't do anything right since pickles.)
Mrs. Boonchuy: Nonsense, you'll be back makin' Thai Style Burger like your old self in no time!
Marcy: I think don't ready back to go to work,
Mrs. Boonchuy. (I don't think I'm ready to go back to work, Mrs. Boonchuy.) [walks off]
Anne: But you're fine! [Marcy walks right through the wooden kitchen door] Ooh... uhh, well... maybe not. [walks into the kitchen where Marcy is nailing a piece of bread to the table] All we need to do is get your confidence back.
Marcy: I how do that? (How do I do that?)
Anne: It's like riding a bike. You never forget! [notices a bike in a boiling pot of water on the stove] Uhh... um... We gonna help you. [ Marcy, Anne and Mrs. Boonchuy sitting on the floor in the Boonchuy's living room.]
Mrs. Boonchuy: If you learn to make a Thai Style Burger again, your life will be back in order. [takes out a blanket with all the ingredients on it]
Marcy: Mrs. Boonchuy, I don't know if I...
Mrs. Boonchuy: Take your time. [Marcy thinks of the Thai Style Burger formula. It soon turns to night then day again. Marcy reaches for a bun and Anne and Mrs. Boonchuy gets puts bun back down]
Marcy: No, no, no, no, no. [day becomes night again. Then day again and then night again. Anne and Mrs. Boonchuy are sleeping until Marcy wakes them up] I got it! I got it! It's all very clear to me now, Mrs. Boonchuy! Mrs. Boonchuy: It is?
Anne: You do?
Marcy: Yes! I finally realize that [angry] I can't do it! I can't do it, Mrs. Boonchuy! I'm a failure!
Mrs. Boonchuy: Don't talk like that.
Anne: Marcy take it easy.
Marcy: Don't you get it? I can't make a Double Thai Style Burger with the works! [makes the patty as she tells Anne and Mrs. Boonchuy the ingredients] I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, shallots, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, soy sauce, pickles, and top bun together in that order! [realizes that she just put the burger together in the right order, which makes Mrs. Boonchuy smirk]
Mrs. Boonchuy: [narrows her eyes in determination] [speaks Thai] ถึงเวลาแล้ว (It's time.) [The scene cuts to the interior of Thai Go , with black smoke continuing to spread from the kitchen. Mrs. Boonchuy, Anne and Marcy walk back there. Marcy rescues a burnt Mr. Boonchuy from the kitchen and sprays him with the fire extinguisher.]
Tommy: Hey-hey, Marcy's back! [customers are cheering]
Customers: Marcy? Aw, the old chef.
Ned: [enters the restaurant, shoving the large crowd of people out of his way in the process] I hear Wu is back. [Anne opens the kitchen door] Marcy: I'm right here, Ned. Ned: I thought I ran you out of town. [spits a loogie into a bucket]
Marcy: This is where I belong. [holds up some bubbles and blows one. Ned gives a weird sounding roar] Rawr. [The crowd gasps. Marcy and Ned glare at each other, while Anne is sweating with anticipation.]
Ned: Give me the regular, and this time, don't forget the pickles!
Marcy: [rushes into the kitchen and comes back with a Thai Style Burger in the blink of an eye] I didn't. [Anne is violently sweating as Ned examines and eats the burger. It also cuts to the crowd, then Mr. Boonchuy then Marcy, who smiles confidently. Ned stops eating, then...]
Ned: Hmm... Still no pickles! [Ned notices, shocked] See? [sticks out his tongue with all the chewed up food on it. Everyone is disgusted at the sight of it while Marcy is upset] You failed again, Marcy LoserWu! [Ned laughs hysterically; the camera zooms in on his mouth showing his tongue tucked behind his teeth. Marcy notices and stares at it for a minute, realizing something.]
Marcy: Wait a minute! [grabs Ned' tongue and pulls it out] Look! [shows four pickles under Ned' tongue] He's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time!
Mrs. Boonchuy: And there's the pickles from last time, too!
Sasha: And there's my car keys! [everyone walks up to Ned, all glaring at him]
Ned: And... there's my ride! [rushes out of Thai Go huffing and panting] Mrs. Boonchuy: Three cheers for the return of our master chef, Marcy! Hip hip...
All: Hooray!
Mr. Boonchuy: Hooray.
Mrs. Boonchuy: Hip hip...
All: Hooray!
Mr. Boonchuy: Whoop-de-doo.
Mrs. Boonchuy: Hip hip...
All: Hooray!
Mr. Boonchuy: Oh, boy.
Marcy: And three cheers for the chef who took my place when I was gone:
Mr. Boonchuy! [Mr. Boonchuy smiles] Hip hip...
All: Boo! [Mr. Boonchuy is shocked and frowns. The frown becomes more droopier with each "Boo"]
Marcy: Hip hip...
All: Boo! [cuts to an outside shot of Thai Go]
Marcy: Hip hip...
All: Boo!
Marcy: Hip hip...
Customer: Boo! You stink! [The End]