Marco: [At The Diatz house, Marco is chopping a smaller pineapple in half] Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Ta-dah! (Marco continues karate until a fly from the gift flies into his mouth, Marco chokes]
Star: Hey, Marco. You still got that bucket of cheese? [Marco tries to perform the Heimlich maneuver on himself, Star realizes Marcos choking] Oh, no! He's... not right! Don't worry, Marco! I'll save you! Rainbow Fist Punch!. [Star rainbow punches Marco and the fly comes out]
Star: Marco! You okay?
Marco: Ah. Star, Thank you so much! If it weren't for your tremendous magic strength, I would've been a goner! If there's anything I can do to return the favor, anything at all... you just let me know. Anyway, back to my Karate exercises. [gets a watermelon] Oh, and help yourself to the cheese bucket. Thanks again, Star. Hi-ya! [chops the watermelon]
Star: [gets the cheese bucket and eats some. Marco continues chopping items] Hey! I want to learn how to do that. [points to chopped up bread]
Marco: What, what, you mean karate?
Star: Uh-huh!
Marco: Oh, Star, Star, Star... my dear, dear friend. Karate is a delicate art, a skill that takes years to...
Star: If I recall correctly, I seem to remember saving your life a few minutes ago.
Marco: Yeah... However...
Star: I also remember you saying, "If there's anything you can do to return the favor, anything at all... to let you know.
Marco: Well, I did say that, Star, but, well, karate is about finesse, not so much brute strength. You see, there's so much you don't know. You have not even scratched the surface of the surface. [Star runs over]
Star: Then teach me.
Marco: As you wish, just remember one thing. With power, comes responsibility.
Star: Oh yeah! Mama! [cuts to training]
Marco: Okay. Let's start off simple. This is a basic move called "the inverted whirlpool."
Star: Inverty whirpey... Got it! [Marco lays on head and twists feet, he starts moving and blasts through the objects]
Star: Woohoo! That was awesome!
Marco: Think you can handle that?
Star: Yeah! Yeah! [does the same thing as Marco] Ha Ha Ha Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! [continues laughing] Hey, how do you stop this thing? [heads towards lemonade stand]
Harold: Holly fruit! What's that?! [screams and runs away as Star destroys the lemonade stand] [The next scene Marco teaching the next stage of karate training to Star.]
Marco: Now, this is very easy, watch closely. [does a move] Haa-haah. You got it?
Star: Definitely! [does the same but spins out of control, Marco stops her and she falls]
Marco: Star, I didn't want to have to say this... but you're... you're unteachable. [walks away]
Star: What?! I...! [gets mad and chops through cinder blocks]
Marco: [looks in amazement] Look what you did to this wall of cinder blocks. In all my years of training, I've never seen a perfect slice. No one's ever been able to execute such a clean karate chop through solid cinder!
Star: Wow!
Marco: You're a natural! A karate genius!
Star: Yes!
Marco: [holds a sword] Now let's put your new skills to the test. This is sharpened, tempered steel. Now don't be frustrated if it takes a few tri- [Star cuts it in half]. Wow. Amazing! [The next scene Star and Marco approaching an abandoned Ol' Ironsides ship.]
Marco: This is an abandoned, broad-ironed steamboat, solid as a rock. Think you got what it takes? [Star attempts to karate chop the ship but misses.]
Marco: Ahhh... better luck next time. [the ship suddenly splits in half]
Star: Yeah! I bet I can chop anything! [goes over to Sadie and her Baby]
Sadie: AAAAAHHHH!
Star: HIIIII-
Marco: [stops Star] Noooooo! What did I tell you?!
Star: I'm a genius?
Marco: Not that! [pulls out a tape recorder] ...this. [Marco's voice on recorder]: With power... comes responsibility. That means no chopping of any life from or their property. You understand?
Star: Yesss...
Marco: Good! [his watch beeps] Oh man, we'll late for school. [runs] See you in class later, Star. Don't forget what I said.
Star: Okay! I'm a genius! [The next scene in Star's room, where Star karate chops three dogs.]
Star: Karate power! [eats parts of the goblindog] [The next scene Star walking to Echo Creek Academy.]
Janna: [looking at a magazine] What's this? Hhmmm... haven't seen this before.
Marco: Hey, look, it's Star!
Star: Hi-yah, Marco!
Marco: What are you doing...
Star: Hi-yah! [chops the classroom doors]
Marco: [gasps] Dear God!
Janna: Cool!
Star: Hi Janna, How are HIYAAA!
Janna: A... What?
Star: I said how are you. Don't you speak karate?
Janna: [sighs] No (Jackie is at her locker with her skateboard.)
Star: Hi Jackie.[chops Jackie skateboard in half]
Marco: [screams] Star!
Jackie: Star... you broke my... other skateboard
Star: Sorry Jackie I just want to show my karate [chops Principal Skeeves office door.)
Marco: Star, don't you think you're taking your perfect slice a bit too far?
Star: I don't know what you're talking about. You're the one who called me a karate [points to her head] gee-nii-us. And, frankly, I'm offended by your previous accusation. I don't need this! I beg you good due.
Marco: But, but, but-
Star: buts! Just hands. [chops the door]
Marco: Oooohhh!
Principal Skeeves: You do realize you got 2 months of detention. [Oskar Greason sits on his car playing his keytar discordantly when Star see Oskar with red heart on her eye.]
Star: Oskar... (Star walk up to Oskar than his chops Oskar keytar in half.)
Star: [gasps] (The other kids see Star chops Oskar keytar.)
Justin: Star Butterfly rules!
Students: [cheering]
Star: Oskar I'm sorry I broke your keytar I was going to show my karate.
Oskar: It's okay good thing I got a spare. (Oskar open his car door and get his 2nd keytar, he play his keytar again and the students goan and cover their ear.)
Star: I got to HIYAAA! Bye Oskar. (Oskar continue playing with his keytar.)
The next scene to Star at the ice cream shop.]
Star: Uh... strawberry Surprise! Also!... uh... Malted Cookie Crunch! [ice cream is really tall] Ooh... Ooh, also, Lipids and Creme!
Lou: We're all out. In fact, we're out of everything, which means you owe us $86.50.
Star: What do you say to a trade? [pulls out a disgusting-looking taquito]
Lou: I say, pay up before I call the cops.
Star: You dare refuse my barter?! Then accept my chop! [chops tip jar and the ice cream flies into Star's mouth, she eats it. She becomes frozen, chops out of the ice and rubs her tummy] Ahhh... I don't feel so good.
Billy: Aha! Hand in the tip jar again, eh! [Star is stuck in door and chops it open]
Star: [sniffs] What is that wonderful stench? [walks to Harold] Whatcha got there?
Harold: Spinach and chocolate spaghetti in calamari sauce. You wanna bite?
Star: [chops the food] No! It's more fun to chop! [laughing] [cuts to Echo Creek Arcade, Star chops a game]
Star: I win, I win, I win! [cuts to Echo Creek Academy]
Star: Hiyas hiyaa-
Lifeguards: Help! Help! There's a mad chopper on the loose!
Marco: Mad chopper?! Star!
Lifeguard : We need the cops, kid!
Marco: Cops? No, that won't be necessary. I'll handle this.
Lifeguard : Don't do it, kid! [grabs his ankle]
Marco: Unhand my ankle, sir. My friend needs me.
Lifeguard: You don't know what you're doing! Don't walk out that door! No...! [Marco on his bike, Star chops a car]
Marco: Star, what are you doing?
Star: Marco, just the friend I was looking for. I wanted to thank you. [chops his bike]
Marco: For what?
Star: For teaching me how to karate chop, silly.
Marco: You gotta stop, Star, you're destroying the entire town!
Star: [looks at the destruction] Wooooooooooo.
Marco: Just stop chopping, okay, Star?
Star: You got it, Marco. No more karate chops! [chops a jail truck]
Marco: You're still chopping!
Star: I know! Weird, huh?
Marco: Star, stop it!
Star: Oh. Okay. I know, I'll stop a chop, with a chop! [Star chops her hand and it hits her face]
Marco: [grabs Star's arm] You must resist! [flings Marco on a fire hydrant] Ahhah! [Star's hand suddenly springs to life and pulls her away and her hand chops Mrs. Diatz's hedge sculpture]
Marco: Wait up, Star! [gasps] Triton's tunic!
Guy [off-screen]: She's headed straight for the Targ'N-Mart! [Everyone screams and runs away]
Star: [in the store] HIYA YA! Oh, no! Not the muffin display... Yaaah! [chops it]
News Reporter: This just in, a mad lady is chopping everything.
Star: Not the giant-screen TVs! [chops it] Oh no!
News Reporter: The suspect is considered blonde, heart on her cheek, and dangerous.
Star: Oh, oh! Gianter TVs! HIYAAA! [chops one and falls]
Marco: Pull it together, Star!
Star: I'm trying to, but this thing has a mind of its owwwnnnn... [punches Marco, Marco hits a rack] YAAAAAA! [then the counter, until the whole store collapses. He emerges from the rubble.]
Star: Marco! Marco? Marco! Marco! Marco! [spots a red hoodle ] Oh, no! I'm so sorry, my best friend, crushed by all this rubble. [cries and hugs it]
Dennis: [emerges from the debris] That isn't your friend, Those are hoodle.
Star: [looks at the hoodle and throws it away, becomes relieved] So I haven't crushed the life of my best friend in the world?
Dennis: Um... I wouldn't say that. [Points him to rubble covering Marco]
Star: [sees the pile of rubble] Marco! Oh no! [pushes rubble off Marco and gasps] Ohhh, I'll never forgive myself [cries] No! I'll never forgive you! [points to her hand and pulls it off]
Marco: [wakes up] Oh, hi, Star. What did I miss?
Star: Marco, you're okay!
Marco: Star! Your arm!
Star: Ha! Don't worry, Marco, I used my wand to grow it back. Returnio... Armius... Normalrino...(Star regrow her arm.) See?
Marco: Hooray for regeneration!
Star: And in the spirit of healing, I vow to use my hands only to join things together, starting here! [rebuilds the Targ'N-Mart!]
Marco: Hey, great job, Star! I like the architectural details.
Star #2: HIYAAA! [chops shopping cart]
Marco: Star! I thought you gave up chopping!
Star: Oh, I did. Unfortunately, I need to check the book of spell to how to make my other me disappear..
Star #2: HIYYAA! [Targ'N-Mart collapses again]
Marco: You need to call you Mom about your other self.
Star: Agree.