One day there was a court case

The culprit didn't have a witness breakdown

Instead he got away with it all

So John Phoenix and Miles Edgeworth TEAMED UP and confronted the culprit in the street

"OBJECTION!" objectioed John Phoenix "You are under arrest for getting away with a crime!"

Miles Edgeworth slammed a rock (becaues he was outsided and had no desk) "TAKE THAT being evil and getting away with a crime in court is evil in itself because BEING EVIL IS BAD plus the von karma creed says to be perfect in all things so I must prosecute all criminals just like my father Gregory Edgeworth before HE DIED IN THE DL_6 INCIDENT IN THE PAST"

The villain who's named was Johnny Handgun and who's gimmick was spinning a gun in cort laughed

"Ahaha yes I admit I killed the victim but I was already found Innocint in court. THerfore due to the rule of double jeapoardy like in 3-2 it's impossible to put me on trile again BECUASE I WAS ALREADY FOUND INNOCINT OF MY CRIME MEW HAH AHAHA"

But John Phoenix my OC/self-insert just smirked like a cowboy.

"HOLD IT but you just admitted to a NEW CRIME. You said you didn't do it in court but you DID therefore you comitted the crime of PREJURY by lying."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO" said Johnny Handgun and he shot his handgun everywhare as part of his witness breakdown animation

"Gumshoe arrest him" order Miles

But Johnny Handgun recovered.

"Sorry you can't arrest me... because I have extraterrestrial rights!"

His flesh disguise ripped off and he revealed his true alien form. He hopped into his UFO and started destroying the city.

"NRgggghhh!" said Miles Edgeworth. Dust and debris flew into his hair. "I was afraid of this. John Phoenix there is only one hope."

"I know, Miles. I must transform... into Phoenix Phoenix."

However when they got to the Wright and Anything Co. Law Office he couldn't transform!

"I'm sorry, John Phoenix," said Uncle Phoenix. "I may be a new person named Phoenix Wright, but I'm actually Manfred von Karma transformed into Uncle Phoenix. I don't have the Wright family DNA and can't transform into Phoenix Phoenix."

"That is a problem" said Miles Edgeworth

Meanwhile lasers were destroying skyscrapers right outside the window.

"It's okay Miles. I will just use my psychic powers."

Edgeworth chuckled logically.

"Of course. The weapon you always keep in your backpocket."

John Phoenix used his psychic powers to call Uncle Phoenix's ghost into a dog! Then he transformed into Phoenix Phoenix, except this was a dog version that had a suit that was both green and blue and also super sonic barking powers

It flew into the sky towards UFO

Meanwhile inside the UFO Johnny Handgun was flying the UFO

"Ahahaha this attack will serve nicely for the upcoming alien invasion of the earth, wait what's this?"

The last thing he saw was a magical dog wearing a suit flying into his cockpit and blewed up his UFO

"I declare the city saved!" said the Judge.

"Yay!" said everybody.

IN DEFENDANT LOBBY

"Good work John PHoenix" said Uncle Phoenix

"We showed that blackgaurd whatfor" said Edgeworth.

"Your the best cousin eveeeer" said Trucy.

But then the best thing ever happened

The dog still had the old Uncle Phoenix's ghost in it

"Hi John Phoenix it's me your Uncle Phoenix! Except now you can call me Uncle Puppy! We're going to have so many fun legal adventures togetehr! Bark bark!"

John Phoenix smirked logically.

"Hmph... welcome back... my mentor..."

THE END?