A/N
I don't own Harry Potter or The Walking Dead
Otis's very own chapter.
Molly loudly blew her snout/nose onto the robes of the very irritated auror.
Two aurors were investigating the dissaperance of Arthur Weasley. Molly said Arthur was kidnapped by a burgler.
"Here is the note they left, I'm so dearly freightned" Molly whaled as she pretended to faint.
The auror read the note out loud. "Arthur was first your next, run run run." The auror read aloud in a skeptical voice.
"Molly this is written in crayon" the other auror said with a frown and a raised eyebrow.
"So the burgler took Arthur and handed you this note" another auror quipped.
Molly seethed, they were closing in on her, she needed to contact Albus.
For now she needed to "stall" the aurors. Grabbing a machine gun, she waddled back to the living room .
Meanwhile
Hagrid and Andrea were on their knees in Otis's office. They had tried sneaking in to see what Dumbledore was up to, only to be met with a shotgun in their face by Otis, whom was sporting one of his famous grins, one that promised pain.
"Ahh Andrea it breaks my heart to see you with that creatin". Otis cackled spitting his chewing tobacco on the ground before taking another dip.
Just then the door to Otis's closet broke open, and Lucius Malfoy broke out.
"You cannot just hold me prisoner in a broom closet muggle, the minister will give you the dementors kiss" Lucius screamed.
"I don't know about a dementors kiss sugar cube, but I am a generous man, one good kiss, and your free to go" Otis cackled as he patted his great tweed stomach.
"You don't have a wand muggle" Malfoy began to sneer before a gunshot eviscerated his head.
"Anyone else have a problem" Otis asked calmly, before spiraling into rage as he noticed that Andrea and Hagrid had escaped.
Meanwhile.
Dumbledore remembered the first time he shot a gun, the thrill, the freedom, the magic. As Dumbledore brushed his baleens, he thought back to that tragic summer. His boyfriend Grindelwald, had broken up with him after the love potions stopped working and a fight broke out.
Of course Arianna had got in the way, so he blamed Gellert to save face. Dumbledore knew it was his sawed off barrel shotgun that had delivered the death blow. Still, for the first time in 100 years, Dumbledore picked up the rifle he found and examined it.
Unfortunately for Dumbledore, he forgot to put the safety on as he looked inside the barrel. Dumbledore shot himself in the face, and was bleeding profusely. Dumbledore dashed to the hospital wing so he could torture Poppy to heal him. An interesting fact about Dumbledore he had no teeth only baleens.
Meanwhile
Otis roared with the might of a thousand sailors, as he stretched and slid off of his bed/car. His stomach gurgled menacingly as he declared himself to be ready for a hard day of work.
He had assigned the Ravenclaw Luna Lovegood detention for annoying him. Otis knew she would be the perfect test subject for his new hobby.
Otis put his white meat coat on with his safety glasses and hard hat. He grabbed Luna by the ankle and his face was in deep concentration.
"Why are you doing this" Luna screamed.
"Cause I'm bored sugar cube, being a psycopath can be boring, heheh" Otis boomed jovially. Otis was going to take Luna's foot and then let her go home for the day, it meant she got off for the day, and he couldn't understand why she wasn't happy.
"Bitch I am giving you this, how about some cooperation, so you can be on your fucking way" Otis thundered.
Luna kicked Otis in the face, breaking his nose and escaping out the window. Otis grabbed his rifle and set out in high spirits, the thrill of the chase was back!
"I can hear you" Otis roared mockingly as he covered himself in spaghetti sauce, to mimic war paint.
Luna ran straight into Hogesmeade, and encountered Aberforth whom had already been alerted about the escaping Lovegood by Otis.
"WHERE YOU GOING BITCH" Aberforth roared psychotically
As he grabbed Luna, she managed to stab him with her pocket knife, in the chest, Aberforth immediately keeled over, dead.
Albus had been at the Hogs Head and saw everything. He grabbed Luna by the hair.
Luna was screaming loudly "is a my head"
A tearful Albus Dumbledore looked up at Otis
"Otis, do it" he sighed
Otis whipped out a weedeater and immediately decapitated her.
"Otis" a wary voice from the crowd asked.
Otis looked as an emotional set of men had arrived.
It was Dale's father, Jim, and brother Jenner.
Meanwhile
Madam Pince looked on aa she remembered her orders from Dumbledore.
The Hufflepuffs were enjoying game night in the common room, each being good sports and enjoying eachothers company. The cheer was dampened when Madam Pince broke the door down and chased people with her new high powered weedeater.
8 hours earlier
Otis sneered as he thundered through the Forbidden Forest in his powerful American muscle car. Hitting the nitrous as he ran over centaurs, he finally arrived at his destination.
Aarogog and his brood of spiders were afmdvancing on him menacingly. Otis reved his powerful engine, stopping the arachnids in their tracks.
"Lets dance fuckers" Otis roared in pleasure as he hit the throttle and nitrous at the same time.
"Here itsy bitsy spider" Otis roared psychotically as his car mowed down spiders by the dozen.
Arogog grabbed the car from behind but screamed in pain as Otis hit the nitrous m, burning the spider.
"You fucking cowards" Otis yelled as he barreled out of his powerful car.
"Its about to get real hot" Otis grinned evilly. The spiders scampered as Otis brought out his flamethrower.
Meanwhile
Dumbledore looked into the forest and saw flashes of orange light, followed by Otis's euphoric roars of ddelight. Dumbledore mearly sighed.