Eddie: I don't care. You are not good enough for my sister and I don't want you around her. End. Of. Story.
. . .
Josh, slowly looking up: So why don't you give me one more-
Eddie, slams the door:
Eddie: Hey Joseph!
Jake: Edith
Eddie: Spaghetti
Jake:Whomper.
Eddie: JJ
Jake: Mrs. Hatford
Eddie: WHAT!?
Jake: Nothing...
Jake: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Beth: Nope,
Josh: no
Beth: absolutely not.
Beth: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Eddie: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Josh: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Eddie: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Cop: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas?!
Caroline: You said I had one phone call.
Beth: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Beth: *upends the bottle*
Josh: Pick a card, any card.
Eddie: Fine.
Josh: Wait, that's my credit card!
Eddie: You said any card.
Beth: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Caroline: There are no books in prison.
Beth: *sighs* Thank you.
Jake, holding a toy lightsaber: I'm Darth Vader!
Wally: I'm done with everyone's bullshit.
Beth: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Caroline is walking in this room.
Josh: *wheeze*
Beth: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Jake: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
Eddie: Hey Wally, do you wanna help us?
Wally: Oh, I would... but I don't want to.
Wally: Okay, help me, please!
Beth: Got two words for you.
Wally: I bet they won't be helpful.
Beth: Your problem.
Wally: I was right.
Eddie: So I'm the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?
Jake: Do I get to pick the finger?
Josh: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Beth: I saw you.
Josh: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Wally in a turkey costume.
Jake: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Peter: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Jake: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.