A Collection Of Other Adventures

Defunctland

Date: April 5th, 2025

4 days after the whole chaos of Sheogarath's cheese and the other things that happened, myself and the other envoys of the BRAINS Collective were headed to a Hollywood Studios where Muppet Studios is very much real and still going to be demolished to make room for a Monsters Inc land. Basically, Muppet Studios in this universe is almost no different from Muppet Vision 3D(we are in the Kingdom Keepers universe). The only difference is that for some reason, the screen inside the attraction's theater serves as a portal to Muppet Studios which exists in a pocket dimension because they didnt have the space or budget to fully bring the entire studio alive at the theme park so they just put the majority of it inside of the pocket dimension, leaving a theater which is normally a separate building to help fill in what was still built in reality. Of course, a small change has been made with the envoys again. Okay, 2 changes. Terms are now once a year for envoys and envoys can be recalled at anh time should any issues occur. The other change is that envoys can bring someone else of their choosing along for things such as negotiations and deals with outside parties or even outside entities that involve BRAINS members. I chose Herbsalvin for obvious reasons. Oh and theres another change I forgot to mention. Envoys can now be elected up to 3 times but there is an exception clause in part due to the forming of more envoy positions since last summer and the fact that more BRAINS members than ever get to vote for more than one envoy.

The clause states that if a envoy wins by a huge margin 3 times in a row and is a envoy for something smaller than an entire planet or nation in land area including branches that represent specific professions and have a high enough approval rating of 75% at the end of their final term, they can keep running until someone beats them or they die but arent revived. That said, even with that much approval along, someone could still beat them with a slight advantage. The envoy ending their third term gets a handicap electorally and that allows for that advantage. Their opponents get more time(from month 2 of term on) to convince others as to why they should be elected instead and the incumbent isn't permitted to spend any time garnering support until a week before votes are counted a week before term ends to focus more on their work. Voting begins on the first day of any term for the term proceeding it. This is not a system that any democracy or communal system should ever use for leaders or representatives. There werent many envoys freed up to go to Muppet Studios with us but we made do with who we could bring along. (Also, anyone who was already a envoy before the new changes have had their counter for number of served turns set down to 1 as many of us have served several 3 month terms.) We enter the attraction of Muppet Studios, known to the public as Muppet Vision 3D all disguised like we're just casual park visitors. It happens to be a crowded day which made it easy to slip in despite Disney's undercover security guards who are well known for blending right in with regular visitors in Disney World.

How we pulled it off was Blaze freezing time for a few seconds (they're Kohnanix's current envoy) and then, with the power of technology on our side, we slipped into a crowded area where no one was paying attention with nearby security cameras being stuck on a frame of footage shown through them mere seconds before our arrival and then, being returned to normal once we got far enough away in a few seconds. The point we dropped in at ended up being being the park entrance, meaning we had a little bit of walking to do. No one suspected a thing. Everyone thought we were just your average park guests with nothing remarkable about any of us whatsoever. Even my hair was disguised to be a more natural color to keep people from staring as much. The real challenge is the attraction itself and by that, I mean sneaking into the same area a customed performer waits around while dressed as Animal so that they could then walk into the theater when they were needed for the only live action parts of Muppet Vision 3D. Once there, we would wait for the show to finish running through a cycle before teleporting to the front of the theater while invisible to sneak into the screen before it turned back on. That was a short period of time but this is literally the kind of thing the Kingdom Keepers are known to do anyway so this is far from new territory for a Disney park. But if we leveraged the fact we know the Kingdom Keepers, we may be able to get to the restricted area without issue. We have planned this all out.

Just teleporting into the theater at night just felt far too risky, even with invisibility and stuff. In this universe, Disney's technology and security are better than they are publicly known to be by a massive extent. We have planned out this sneak in mission to like the bone or something. We know exactly what we're doing and went it over several times. It may be possible Disney has motion detectors secretly everywhere in light of what the Overtakers did. We chose this universe to come to because it was the fastest way to reach a Kermit and gang aware of the fact that theyre in a 3D movie in a theme park. Nothing happens between the time we got in and the time we reached the queue for Muppet Vision 3D. We head on inside and get our 3D glasses once we enter the preshow room. Lucky us. We were among the first to enter the line after the last group of people entered the theater. A disguised Korosensei who somehow was chosen as a BRAINS envoy whispers: "I got this. I can convince that cast member over there to let us into the back." Rukia replies: "Bad idea. You'll look even more suspicious than Ichigo unintentionally is at times. Let me handle this." Shikamaru whispers: "If you ask me, I'm with Rukia. It's better to just get this over with already. We'll have to enter in small groups if this works to avoid drawing the attention of the other park guests. We could just teleport into the backstage area but none of us even know what it looks like and we would cause a unwanted ruckus if we did that." Spot on as always. Madoka replies: "I dont see any flaws in this plan. Let's do it. We're counting on you, Rukia."

She gets the attention of the nearest cast member. They say: "Hey there, is there something I can help you with to make this tour of Muppet Studios that much more enjoyable?" Rukia nods: "There is. It's a little bit sensitive though.." The cast member nods: "I see. Follow me." We quietly do our best to position ourselves more closely to the area they're going to sort of off to the side while the chaos of filling the pre show room continues on. Korosensei quietly chuckles and gets looks from some of us. He's among those of us most likely to ruin our stealthiness if he gets too loud. To the side, I watch as Rukia shows the cast member a secret item those working with the Kingdom Keepers developed to help cast members better identify friends of the Kingdom Keepers after the chaos of the Magic Kingdom being invaded by Don Thousand's forces about a year and a half ago took place. The item in question is a tiny model of a portion of the upcoming Tropical Americas area to be added to the Animal Kingdom. Side thought: in this timeline, thanks to the influence of Wayne, tge Kingdom Keepers, the Farlies, the good Disney characters who come out to play every single night, and others, Disney hasn't done BS like drop it's DEI stuff or otherwise support a fascist agenda. You could argue that due to the events of the series, certain elections turned out differently through a butterfly effect because this world has physical forces of good and evil.

And with Maleficent and the other Overtakers all dead and gone, the malice that died with them created a hole for love and other things to fill. Side note over. The cast member understands and starts quietly letting us into the backstage area and there, we wait for our moment. And when we enter the 3D movie/pocket dimension, our chance to talk to most of the main Muppets will have to come during Miss Piggy's musical number. We cant allow the movie to be altered after all. Actually, between the moment when Waldo survives being sucked into a vaccum not long after an attempt to inflate him and make him explode goes wrong and when Kermit lets Dr. Honeydew introduce Muppet Labs is when we can start talking. Minutes later, our time comes. The curtains close on the movie screen as confirmed by the use of one of Dr. Nefario's cookie robots, come up with by Gru and piloted by Twlight Sparkle. Twilight speaks: "The curtains are closed. Prepare to move in." I reply: "Let us know when people start getting up to exit the theater and others start coming into the theater. Rukia, did you tell the cast member what we're doing." "As much as they needed to know. I didn't mention the real reason we want to see the Muppets." "Good. We can tell them later at some point. Did you get their name from their nametag?" "I did. I made sure to document them so that we can remember them later should we ever have a reason to." "What a relief. This is what extensive planning and great stealth and discretion yields us. We have had plenty of practice, especially when handling that fantasy world with extremely high magical densities across it.

To most easily get into the screen, it's not only true we have to get up to it first before teleporting in to be safe but.. We have to get in behind the curtain when no one is paying attention. When the last people get up to leave the theater and the next group come in to fill in where they were seated or more precisely, the end of the theater nearest to the exit." After doing just that successfully, we were so in the 3D Muppet Studios, still invisible. We used our Quantum Leap bands to turn us invisible which is something they obviously weren't always capable of doing before teleporting to the front of the theater. We slip into Muppet Labs while Kermit is introducing the audience to Muppet Studios. Dr. Honeydew speaks: "I can hear you, whoever is there." Beaker, his assistant just makes some noises that Honeydew understands as: "Youre right. They could be intruders but.. I heard they were let into the backstage by a cast member and that they are friends of the Kingdom Keepers. ..Alright, friends of the Kingdom Keepers, you are safe here with us. But why are you here?" We turn off invisibility. Iida speaks up while gently pushing Hatsume forth: "We have a proposal we need to run by you and the other Muppets. My name is Tenya Iida, future pro hero in the Japan of my world. And this is Hatsume. We wish to move Muppet Studios to another more secret location upon the closure of Muppet Vision 3D. Hatsume will now explain how that would benefit this lab." Dr. Honeydew looks skeptical: "Okay. But make it quick. Kermit is making his way here again. We've been in the loop for almost 30 years, I know exactly when he will get here."

Hatsume exclaims while grinning: "I make inventions I call my babies! If we agree to work with us and move Muppet Studios to our chosen location, you will get the opportunity to access my babies, my skills, and the things and skills of other brilliant minds!" Dr. Honeydew was about to reply but Kermit is coming in. We turn invisible and I whisper: "Now to talk to Kermit." We wait for Kermit to leave the audience with Beaker and Honeydew before following him and making ourselves known. He widens his eyes: "Where did you all come from?" Madoka replies: "Later! We need to talk!" Minutes later, during Miss Piggy's number, we are talking to most of the Muppets. Sam the Eagle frowns: "Im not sure I like this proposal of yours. Move Muppet Studios to a secret space station! That sounds completely absurd!" Honeydew speaks while ordering Beaker around to get the lab fixed again: "Do you have proof that you can do that sort of thing?" As Mii World's current envoy, Dominic yawns as he opens a portal with a portal gun to the Spaceballs universe. After he does that, he lets the Muppets look into what they're seeing from the other side for a few seconds. On the other side, there's Pizza Da Hutt in his limo. Honeydew does some deep thinking: "Okay.. That's impressive but thats not enough." After closing the portal, Dominic does some things and a few seconds later, Pizza Da Hutt exclaims while laughing: "It appears someone has teleported me to wherever this nearly pitch black place is. I suggest you send me back or I will send out for you. It turns out I dont need Vinnie to make my promises clear after all."

Dominic does so while stating: "That was a nap causation." Sam the Eagle frowns again: "I will be right back. There's someone I have to go lecture for what he's doing to Miss Piggy for the 500,000th time." Fozzy speaks as he goes: "I dont think we've been through our movie that many times." I reply: "If you go over it about 3 times an hour.. Let's see.. Thats 36 times a day given park hours at minimum. Over 3600 in 100 days. 30 years is about.. 2 years is 730 days. That means 3 is 1095 excluding leap year days. Leap years in '96, '00, '04, '08, '12, '16, '20, and '24. Back to that in a sec. 30 years must be 10,950 days without leap days. With leap days, it rises to 10,958 days. 100 times 100 is 10,000. 3600 times 100 is 3.6 million.. Then theres the nearly 1000 other days of shows to plug in. 3600*9 for 900 days.. Oh, who am I kidding? If the math I have finished so far is right, Muppet Vision 3D has been gone through close to 4 million times. Hundreds of people can fill the theater at max capacity. Thats a staggering number of guests even if we use guesswork to divide that estimate by 3 to factor in the people who have experienced Muppet Vision more than once such as myself. And-" We had to quickly get out of sight again because Bean has just run away into the theater after being scolded by Sam. I dont like how patriotic of the US Sam is but it's like his personality parodies extreme patriotism as it is so there is that. We go with Honeydew to get out of scene and show him what it's like to teleport entire buildings thanks to being in a void within this 3D pocket dimension created on accident through efforts to suck up all of the Waldos.

It wasn't until after an explosion causes some serious chaos, leading to Kermit apologizing to guests for what has just happened while on a fire truck going through a hole in the wall that we were soon able to finish discussions with all of the Muppets. The frog ended up getting the final say on whether to agree or decline our proposal. He speaks a bit after the curtains closed and Dominic shows off teleporting buildings in and out again: "I accept your offer. Does anyone still object?" No one objects because we put in a lot of effort to try to convince all of them. Hatsume grins: "Yay! New friends to try out my babies with and to potentially collaborate with on something super cool and probably dangerous and explosive!" We chose to propose to the Muppets to bring Muppet Studios to the BRAINS space station because nowhere is as secret or as secure as it is and also because it would be nice to incorporate Muppet Labs into the lab on the space station which has gotten another expansion/overhaul now that more individuals and teams(including alternate versions of fired scientists from US agencies) are working in it. And between Hatsume, Eggman, and the Test sisters' experiments and inventions alone, a lot of explosions have been reported in handwritten report logs over the past year alone.. Not to mention the experiments of the scientists of Goha who were fascinated and obsessed with Romin's curry at one point but I digress.

Kermit adds in one condition after the others agree: "But before we do anything else and get the movie started again, I need to ask one thing. We are going to be taking over Rock N Roller Coaster and basically kick out Aerosmith from it in the process. Can you promise me that the relocation of Muppet Studios won't ever get in the way of that?" I speak up: "Don't worry, we will make damn sure that that doesn't get messed with. Don't tell us what taking over that coaster is going to look like. No spoilers. If moving Muppet Studios gets in the way somehow, we will fix the issue on the spot as quickly as possible without having to move it back here. We will make this work." "Good! Alright then! What's the date today again?" Sam replies: "It is May 4th. Something the 4th be with someone." I speak again: "Interesting so the date here is closer to the permanent closure of Muppet Vision as far as we know than I am in my own world. We'll be back in about a month to help you move this entire place, theater included. For us, it will only be seconds. Time travel is real. At least, everywhere we can think of that isnt my home universe with few exceptions, time travel exists." Seconds later, we come back with more comrades to help them move Muppet Studios to our space station with Muppet Labs separately going into a blank area in the recently once again redone lab, with a direct access point to it from the studios and back installed. Once the Muppets are all settled in, given tours, and all of that good stuff, it was time for the next step. Muppet Studios relocation was the launching off point for a much bigger project.

And the physical parts of Muppet Studios in Hollywood Studios were already replicated with magic in a massive plot that was the site of a golf course frequented by rich people until it was flattened offscreen due to the onslaught of Matt's 500 million androids in a certain world where a former death park has become an actually fun and safe park. I speak to some of my comrades as we begin to get ready to go from the space station to various points in time and space to get what we want: a lot of defunct and soon to be defunct attractions from theme/amusement parks. During the planning stages, I had already pushed for the following to be brought over to the big plot of land: Hollywood Rip Ride Rock It, Disaster Ride It Out, Jaws, The Great Movie Ride, Innoventions East & West(including Sum Of All Thrills), Maelstrom, Ellen's Universe Of Energy(but without anything Ellen), Horizons, Body Wars, Cranium Command, Stitch's Great Escape/Extraterrestrial Alien Encounter, Luigi's Flying Tired/Disneyland's Flying Saucers, Terminator 3D, Phantom Theater, Son Of Beast(but fixed with with it's loop returned, it has to be rebuilt from the ground up anyway), Xtreme Skyflyer & SlingShot, Firehawk, Nighthawk, Dinosaur's Alive(with items from all defunct versions), Dinosaur, Primeval Whirl, Its Tough To Be A Bug, Voyage To The Iron Reef, Backlot Studio Tour, Shrek 4D, Scorpion, Sand Serpent, Wild Arctic, Antarctica ride, Newport Aquarium's Shark simulator, Vortex, Kingda Ka, Wicked Twister, Superman Escape From Krypton, and Snow White's Scary Adventure(Magic Kingdom version that closed in the early 2010s to allow for Seven Dwarves Mine Train).

Here's what I said briefly to announce where Im going and that Im leaving immediately: "Im going to Firehawk circa the beginning of its demolition. We dont know what the process of removing the torn down track and supports was like from Firehawk's former site so this is the next best option. But wait.. Dominic! Are those handheld cloning devices even working as they're intended to?! We need them to make this plan work more efficiently!" The scientist nods: "We have tested them so many times. You even helped with that yourself." I nod: "Yes I did. I helped test them a few times. In case something went wrong, it was likely my armor could help reduce the damage done. Anyway. Im going to go now. I should be able to get all of Firehawk cloned. Just gotta make sure to use my shadows to pull this off without anyone noticing to avoid any unnecessary encounters and such. *goes invisible and prepares to teleport with a handheld cloning machine in hand* Im ready now. Let's definitely meet back up once all of this is taken care of. This is going to be a massive project with just the things I have pushed for being brought over by cloning alone. And only a few of them are ones I never got to experience myself. The rest: those I got to experience have come down literally for the overwhelming majority of them within the past 10 years alone." I teleport away and right to the date Firehawk's demolition began.

I refused to watch the process began and used my Ki to fly into the air in order to basically do my thing in a very Roller Coaster Tycoon like way. I turn on the device and point it at part of the track before summoning my shadows to bring a portion of the Shadow Realm here to store part clones in. Once that was done, I made sure the target was glowing green to me through my old duel gazer which has been linked up to the cloning device. With the power of augmented reality, I can see what objects Ive copied by them turning a typical green used in like sci fi screens in my vision. I can set that color as any color I want but the green works very well here so Im okay with this. When it was all good, I point my cloning device into my portal and press a button on it to clone what has been copied into it. These cloning devices are a advancement of every other cloning device and technique we have access to in our collective. It took some time but I was able to copy all of Firehawk, except for it's station and queue which was already replicated in the plot I keep mentioning. When everything was double checked to see if it really all was copied or not, I took my leave and entered my portal and then opened another portal inside the Shadow Realm to the location where Firehawk will be rebuilt/cloned. With some on site help, every piece is safely removed from the Shadow Realm and ready for assembly. We even had the original blueprints of the roller coaster from Vekoma back in around 2000 copied on a separate small mission so assembly began while I helped other comrades in copying and "pasting" other things. It was no really no hassle at all to copy over much of what we did copy over from various worlds.

But the dark rides as well as other attractions with "fictional" characters involved required us to go talk to them and that was going to take a bit of time. But with the enemy focusing so heavily on the universe home to Steven Universe and the other Crystal Gems, we had plenty of time even if that allowed the enemy even more time to build things up to try to permanently establish complete dominance and prepare to attack us and the worlds we protect again. Eventually, I made my way to Hollywood Rip Ride Rock It in the Kingdom Keepers universe specifically because for some reason, Disney characters aren't the only ones who can come to life in the Orlando area anymore. Maybe this is the consequence of the battle in the Magic Kingdom with the Overtakers and Don Thousand's forces or Universal somehow got access to the same magic that brings the good Disney characters to life. I wouldn't put it past them in this world. We also have intel that the same thing is happening in secret globally somehow. Even Kings Island and Holiday World have characters secretly coming to life at night after they close up shop until their next days of operation. That means some of us traveled to 2002, the year Phantom Theater shut down at Kings Island to see if it was very much full of life or not. Actually, no. They traveled to 2023 because of the Phantom Theater Encore show and didnt need to go to 2002 because they found all of the Phantom Theater residents there after park closing. But should Kings Island revive the Phantom Theater as a dark ride again someday, the residents will be allowed to return to the park.

Anyway, I find the music enthusiasts from the Rip Ride Rock It safety video just roaming around their ride and rocking out by playing instruments at Universal Studios Florida after park hours and well after most employees have left the park for the night. Having researched what the names of the characters actually are, I approach them while invisible for the time being, disguised as your average park goer again below the invisibility. Rodriguez, the first character who speaks in the ride's safety video speaks: "Is someone there? Raven, you do hear the footsteps, right?" She nods: "Yes, I have. Now whoever you are, why dont you show yourself to us?" I reply while still invisible: "I will if you go to an area without security cameras. I want this to be as discreet as possible." Raven responds: "Hmm.. That feels suspicious to me." Improvising, I play out the guitar I rarely use and strum some solid riffs and then stop. Rodriguez grins: "So you know how to rock? Raven, let's do as this person says!" "Not so fast, buster." "*sigh* Gaining trust can be so difficult but I get it because Im weary too. Look, Ive been on your ride many times. I miss when it had more song options on the main screen. One song per genre? What a joke. I loved riding while listening to Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart back in 2017. It was perfect. The energy of the song paired with the vertical lift hill.." They decide to trust me for now after I say that and I reveal myself once they get to a location without cameras. I also take off my disguise. Minutes later after I explain who I am and why Im here, Raven says: "So you want to bring our ride to a new location and us along with it? What's your intention behind doing so?" I explain that I want to preserve this ride and to be able to keep enjoying it.

After convincing her, Rodriguez, and the others, it was time to clone the roller coaster as well as it's queue line TVs and such after time traveling about 5 months into the future. Hours later, due to magic, advanced science, well in advance planning & design(plus construction work), experienced construction teams & workers, and superhuman strength and speed, the project of bringing over many defunct and soon to be defunct theme/amusement park attractions is completed at an impossible speed. Hundreds of BRAINS members like myself were involved in the process. It really helped that Hatsume, Eggman, Honeydew, Lloyd(Code Geass), and others capable of making amazing machines all did their best to help everyone out when it came to alignment for things and blah blah blah. Oh and artists like me with trained eyes. We are now inside of a theme park filled with many defunct and soon to be defunct attractions not far from Alva Towne known as Defunctland. And it even has defunct stores and restaurants to populate areas where those are needed. Even problematic coasters such as the Son Of Beast have been put in but without the being problematic part. We had to fix up the cloned wood from it to make it actually safe to ride without causing blood vessels to burst or derailing due to it having a steel loop again. We took influence from GCI's titan track to make it work. When Defunctland is finished for now, Im summoned to the lab onboard the station along with various others for 2 reasons.

To tour along with many others such as the Muppets and to be a test subject in a number of experiments due to how strong my armor is as well as it's high resistance to magic and to also just test out more safe things like prototype roller coasters and dark rides. The collective has recently created a new entity tied to the development, construction, theming, etc of amusement rides: a manufacturing and designing worker cooperative to help primarily execute our theme/amusement park related business and work with many of us on such endeavors. Im also a creative consultant for it and sometimes participate in its creative side. By sometimes, I mean once a week at most. Or simple conversations of like: "we need a character for a new storyline we're building for a dark ride. Heres what we have on the storyline so far in short. Can you create a character that would fit into this storyline for us?" The cooperative has been given the name of Manufacturing Amusements & Thrills Cooperative or MAT for short(with the C not added for obvious reasons). The name was chosen because we needed an easy acronym for it to remember. That same line of thinking is why the name BRAINS Collective has stuck around for so long. BRAINS itself is an acronym and by using the easy to remember acronym system, we dont even have to remember the full names of things. A lot of time and effort has been put into the cooperative's setting up and so forth. The construction workers who helped us build Defunctland are actually with MAT, ensuring them fair pay, representation, and good benefits.

The cooperative also has ex-Imagineers, resurrected minds like Anton Schwarzkopf, a Walt Disney from a timeline in which he was a socialist instead of a traditionalist who worked with US intelligence on some sketchy things related to McCarthyism and the 2nd Red Scare of the 1950s, and others from the industry, including some of those who run the Wicked Parks Resort. Now then, when myself and others entered the lab, the most excitable of the brilliant minds who work in it greeted us. Hatsume grins: "Welcome welcome! Ready to test some of MY BABIES?! I JUST CANT WAIT!" Korosensei chuckles: "I am! Because none of them can assassinate or otherwise kill me!" Sinon sighs at his remark while wearing extremely durable modern style armor but with a sci fi and somewhat medieval fantasy inspired twist. M speaks: "Im just relieved none of you invited Pitohui here. I dont want to know just how many things she would beg for you to use on her in a dangerous manner. Not to mention that masochist crusader.." Beerus yawns: "Are we just going to stand around here and talk or are we going to test out all of these devices you mortals want us to try out? I really would like to eat some more instant ramen right now." I nod: "We have no time to waste, not with the research acceleration recently to help us innovate in the amusement industry in part to fix up the copy of Son Of Beast we just assembled. With so much research going on, there must be a lot of interesting inventions to try out in this lab now that most inventors are working together and sometimes alone in this lab because it has been turned into the most resilient and sound absorbing lab in any secret location housing BRAINS technology yet."

Eggman chuckles himself: "Dont worry! We have all kinds of things for you all to help us test out!" Rimuru sighs: "Why do I have a bad feeling things are about to go very wrong?" Tetsuya cackles outloud. I speak up: "Tetsuya, what are you doing in here? In the event of an explosion, I doubt even your 'Sir Crabcakes' armor would hold up." "I just didnt want to be a lonely crab! Instead, I want to be a risky crab! Get it, snappy?!" Dominic manipulates energy to send Tetsuya out of the lab gently but still forceful enough to tell him to come back later or another day when everything in the lab is safe or locked away if it isn't safe. We were all then encouraged to spread out across the large lab to test out whatever we wanted. I saw what looked like a glowing green candy. "Is that radioactive candy? Why in the multiverse was it made? Nope. Im not touching that. No thanks. Not happening." Eggman laughs: "As the one who created this candy, I can tell you exactly why I created it! It's really simple! The evils of capitalism, corporatism, and the manipulative ad campaigns they have spawned has given me a ingenious idea to turn such evils against those who like them the most. This candy is intended to have a target die by their own hands, with capitalists and other worthless weaklings being the intended targets! Because it's made with the most radioactive elements out there, there is not only a forcefield around them right now but it is thus considered very expensive in the perspective of market economies! Not just anyone can buy this candy!" "Have Korosensei try one of those and see what happens. You might as well. Im off then."

I then find Doofensmirtz with a bunch of new inators. Right now, he's holding one in particular. Seeing me, he says: "Behold, the Fullstomachinator! This Inator fills even the most empty of stomachs with one single blast! This would come in handy in battle! Thats assuming it.. actually works." I reply: "Blast me. Let's see what happens." He nods and does just that. It doesnt end well. I end up violently vomiting up strange matter onto the lab floor. After recovering and eating and drinking something actually good and safe, I help finish up cleaning up the mess. Doofensmirtz has already tossed that Inator away. He sighs: "I really have to redo that one if I hope to ever actually have it work at all, dont I? Okay.. Time to try something else instead.." I helped test out a huge variety of inventions. A device that can instantly make any suit of armor get the maintenance it needs backfired and nearly destroyed my armor. A bubble gum trap worked too well and it took a while to get me out of it. A modified bard's lute worked as intended, making me fall asleep until someone tapped me hard enough to feel their tap even with all of my armor on. A thing based on DSOD Kaiba's next generation duel disks created things from my mind that were too chaotic and too real and had to be cleaned up for some time to actually go away. A straw filled with unseen lethal powder didn't exactly work but only because my undead body responds well to high doses of poison. A experimental set of weapons and gear, despite my skill with the types I was working with flopped when a hardness test was tried and so I just put all of my actual gear back on.

Most of the inventions were created to help fight our enemies or even quietly kill them. And because we already had access to so much great technology, there really werent many pieces of tech that were invented solely to improve lives. But the ones that were created did have an odd success rate overall when comparing the number that failed to the ones that succeeded. That just left the prototype attractions. I was REALLY looking forward to them. Due to the space required for them, many of them spilled into the next door over, which so happened to be a room that can be used for literally anything. A multipurpose room but on a whole other level. The first thing I saw was a jetpack roller coaster. The team behind it had one of their own speak to me as I approached it: "Hello, Swiftdrawer! Care to test out our jetpack roller coaster!" I reply: "I get the strangest feeling you somehow were inspired by one of my old ideas for a Twisted Land theme park back in my home world. A roller coaster that would go up to like 800 feet or so in the air with its trains being designed to be literal rockets in a strange way with rocket engines launching the trains up the first hill. I mean, I did write down all the old ideas I had for such a thing about a decade ago that I could recall. Looks like you may have read the journal I put them in." "Thats right! We were inspired by that idea!" "Well.. I cant blame you. If this kind of technology can succeed for a roller coaster, we could begin considering building the impossible. Polarcoasters: theoretical roller coasters that reach 1000 feet or more in height would be nothing compared to what we could create.

Roller coasters that could take you up to something orbiting a planet from that planet's surface. It would technically be more efficient than a space ship but that varies on a lot of factors. But if this is to work, you need a track large enough to prevent the train from derailing at the first turn." "Dont worry about it! We have modified the rocket boosters to be a lot slower! And the track has been designed to create the most friction possible without causing damage to riders, the cars, or the track." "This sounds like a very bad idea. You should have started with a much bigger prototype. That said, easier said than done on that front." I decide to try it out and to my surprise, nothing goes wrong and it returns to its starting position, using unbelievably powerful magnetic breaks to do so. Or at least, they felt way too powerful. I get off and say: "That was.. actually a lot of fun. How did you get the track to be strong enough to handle the train and the train strong enough to handle the acceleration and friction?" "We used a material far more powerful than steel!" "Is that so? That explains why you didn't try to build a bigger prototype but that does present a huge problem for future prototypes. Most materials far stronger than steel aren't so easy to get a lot of. Unless you use cloning. In which case, no problemo. Well, I wish you well on this experiment of yours and hope we eventually get something out of this. A rocket booster powered roller coaster would change everything. Forget LSM launches and Falcon's Flight. Forget titan track, Axis coasters, X2, The Beast, Steel Dragon 2000, Top Thrill 2, Siren's Curse, and Formula Rossa."

I would then get to experience several other potential new types of roller coasters. A roller coaster that relies on anti-gravity devices instead of supports which somehow worked but I expressed I dont have much faith in it outside of in like Minecraft or something. A roller coaster where you.. can eat and drink.. I refused to eat or drink on that one. Ive seen people eat things while riding Banshee at Kings Island as a challenge via recordings of such and it is as you would expect: extremely chaotic. Then there was the splitting coaster with a huge twist which happened to line up with an idea I shelved for making a splitting coaster I built in Minecraft split up more than once, meaning after it split up once, it would split up again on both tracks that split off from the track leading to the split off point from the station. The concept was identical and it didn't work because splitting coasters outside of Minecraft have the trains literally split in 2 soon after the experience starts. There were other new types and most of them needed some serious work. As for dark rides.. Well.. I got to try out some interesting ones. Trackless combined with a river rapids. That one didnt go well. Dark ride but with roller coaster like hills. That nearly ended in a crash because of how high some of the drops were, despite slow drop downs on dark rides being a far from new concept due to the omnimover ride system. It wasnt the highest drop that was the biggest danger, though. There were INVERSIONS. And then, there was the water slide dark ride using your typical flume slide design. That one actually worked.

One of the slides for Tropical Plunge at Kings Island has something similar going on throughout most of it. The only issue with it was that a full sized one would be a bit annoying to design, test, and build. Oh and the fact that the prototype had riders go back up to the starting point through a slow conveyor system. Other dark ride types included a moving sidewalk, a airport style tram(pretty high speed included), a.. really complicated swing ride with many towers to it, and a.. bumper cars one. I saw so many of the wildest ride ideas I had ever seen. Ironically, I could have easily come up with all of these ideas on my own. When the lab closed down for the night for the most part, myself and the others just dispersed wherever we wanted to. I had dinner after that and handed out artworks I drew of my dearest friends to each of them in person. They were all so grateful. Even though my artworks are far from perfect, even from an anatomical perspective, they still loved what I did because they appreciated the thought, time, effort, detail, and love I put into them all. Day by day, this isekai second life of mine proves to get more and more wild and interesting. Herbsalvin and I naturally spent some time together to share displays of physical affection toward each other after I was finished handing out all of the gift art. Romance is my least favorite genre in fiction but when romance is real, it still is great and a lot of fun to me. Later this month, we are going to finally infiltrate the base of operations in the newest faction of enemies including the recurring cast of enemies among them, despite the destruction of Baby and Katherine's factions.

Who knows what really lies next at this point? As time passes, the need for resistance and sacrifice to stop the forces of fascism and it's many counterparts grows. As more people are disappeared from the US, legal residents and those born as citizens included and those who oppose our collective efforts in the multiverse try harder, the pressure and need to fight back with everything we can only increases more and more. We cant truly say there is a great big beautiful tomorrow shining at the end of every day yet when even the interests of Disney's board of executives who don't do jack creative wise itself are currently at odds with that very line along with many who profess they love other people in a twist of logic and morals. But we can make sure this changes but it's going to take a lot more work and risk to make it happen. We can do this. We can crush these fascist nobodies who should have remained in obscurity from the very beginning of their pathetic lives. We can stop the cycle of hatred they continue in order to fuel their attempts to dominate everyone and everything else. This is our multiverse too. They dont get claim over it. Because they never ever deserved to rule over anything. Down with rulers anyway. No rulers, no Nazis, no billionaries, no bigots, no masters.