Opening by neostardustdragon101
We pass by the city of new your all seems calm as a dark gray sky hangs over the city. Suddenly an explosion erupts from around the city causing the people to run and scream in the chaos as Hydra Bots slither through the streets firing off energy beams. Moving over towards a tower Tony Stark watches on.
Our world's about to break,
Tormented and attacked
Bruce Banner's eyes turn green as he tears through his clothing transforming into the Hulk as he lets out a rage filled roar.
Lost from when we wake,
With no way to go back.
A photo of Captain America is shown before color fills it and Cap holds up his shield.
I'm standing on my own,
but now I'm not alone.
Storm clouds roar as thunder strikes and Thor soars through the sky holding up mjolnir
Naruto stands atop a skyscraper overlooking the city smirking.
Too small to turn the tide
Too stubborn to give in
Tony stands in the center of his armory, his armor parts moving around as he begins to suit up with screens displaying the various heroes and villains. They soon vanish and his Iron Man helmet comes down and his eyes light up.
There's no one left to trust
It all comes down to us
Pushed by pain and pride
To face these fears and win
Naruto throws a punch knocking away several Hydra Soldiers while Wasp comes in from the sky firing bolts at them. Antman smashes his fist down on the Hydrabot while Hulk jumps down swinging it by its tentacle crashing into a building. Thor holds up his hammer unleashing lighting down upon his enemies while Captain America tossed his shield knocking away his enemies
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
Always, we will fight as one, 'til the battle's won,
An explosion erupted as the dust clears as the Avengers stand side by side.
With evil on the run, we'll never come undone.
Assembled we are strong, forever fight
(New York City. )
Things had calmed down quite a bit after the failed invasion of Kang thanks to the efforts of Earth's heroes, Yamitora Village, and the Avengers heading into space to confront the time traveling conqueror.
Things were finally going pretty well with rebuilding everything that Kangs forces had destroyed, though thankfully things were going at a steady pace.
Currently Naruto was in the city walking down the sidewalk while on the phone with Kushina
"So how's New York treating you now that your asses were saved by me and Sarutobi?" Kushina asked with an audible smirk to her son
"It's fine mom. Though admittedly it's freaking hot out. But I have my own question. Why did you send me this address to go to anyway?" Naruto asked as he pulled out a letter he had gotten which had a address written on it
"Can't a mother give her son she barely sees since they are in a different country a gift?" Kushina asked
"You saw me yesterday when you were hounding Janet about if she has what it takes to and I quote: keep Naruto's bitches in line or you're giving Amora the head position unquote" Naruto said with a flat tone of voice
"I still say she has the right mindset!" Kushina exclaimed confidently
"Yeah and Janet wins because she cussed you out. Didn't even think that was possible. I think I learned some new curse words from that exchange" Naruto admitted
"So did I. But no I have a totally harmless gift for you. No strings attached whatsoever." Kushina said with a kind tone
"Uh huh and your mentally sound" Naruto said flatly
"You little mother fuck- I mean beloved son of mine-" Kushina was saying
"…….ok who are you and what have you done with my mother? Has she been replaced? Are you a pod person? Cause if so you may want to bring her back to save your species" Naruto said with a slight smirk
"Ah fuck it I gave it a shot, just get to the address the doorman will give you the key when you get there." Kushina sighed out in defeat
"Key? Doorman? What The hell kind of gift is this?" Naruto asked as he approached the building on the address which was a very nice building and very tall
"Ah hello Mr Uzumaki here is your key to your new condo. The number is on it. Thanks again for choosing to buy it out" the doorman said with a smile at the avenger
"... you didn't" Naruto said into the phone to his mother
"Before you start bitching take a look at it first your girl is already up there" Kushina said with a audible smirk on her face
"... Please tell me you mean Janet and don't have Amora up there waiting for me" Naruto pleaded before he felt his phone buzz and when he looked at it he saw it was Janet calling which he quickly answered putting her on the same call as Kushina "hey babe what's up?" he asked
"This condo is awesome! There's a massive hot tub on the outside patio up here!" Janet yelled excitedly
"That's an experimental hot tub from egghead. Will stay hot even in the coldest of weather" Kushina said proudly
"Oh thank god it's you in there. I thought mom had invited someone else" Naruto let out a breath of relief
"I couldn't Invite Amora anyways. She was busy with something" Kushina said with an eye roll
"... so you did try to have her there then?" Naruto asked
"Oh stop being a little bitch and go check out your new condo brat!" Kushina yelled before she hung up
"That woman is freaking crazy" Naruto muttered to himself before his phone went off again this time showing Akane's face "yes sis?" he asked as he answered the phone
"What's this shit about you getting a condo?!" Akane yelled over the phone
"Kaa-San's idea. She's meddling in my love life again" Naruto explained flatly not even caring about Akane's yelling
"The fuck?! I asked for my own place since I got here and she's been ignoring me!" Akane growled out as Naruto got into the elevator
"You don't need your own place. You have a room at the mansion. You are fine there" Naruto said Flatly as the elevator opened after reaching Naruto's floor
"that and you don't want her to have her own place because she may invite that miles kid over" Janet said with a scoff
"Stay out of this Bimbo Bee! When you come back to the mansion I'm crushing both of you into the dirt!" Akane yelled at Janet before hanging up in a rage
"Trust me babe I fear more for him than I do for Akane in that scenario" Naruto said flatly at what just occurred only to get silence from his girlfriend "You still there?" He asked
"... I'm going to sting the hell out of her for calling me a bimbo" Janet growled out
"... that's hot" Naruto muttered as he finally made it to the room and opened the door to his new condo. The place was massive and filled with a bunch of tech from Egghead. A gift courtesy of his mother.
"This is amazing! It's like a mini egghead in here!" Naruto said as he looked around with a smile
"Could use a woman's touch though" Janet said as she came into the living room from the patio
"I suppose it could use some more organization an- oh my god they sent me the ramen only food machine!" Naruto yelled running towards it
"That better make more than ramen" Janet said with a slight glare
"Uh… maybe? I'll be honest, I'm not sure. Make 1 burrito" Naruto ordered the machine
Which made a burrito inside of a Ramen bowl…. For some reason
"... I don't even…. Forget it" Naruto sighed out as he had no response
"So a new condo this mean you're moving out of the mansion now?" Janet asked curiously
"Nah I'll use this as a safe house when needed and a retreat from the mansion" Naruto shrugged
"You mean a place to lay low after you prank Hulk and he goes on a warpath" Janet said rather than asked
"... you know me far too well" Naruto admitted with a chuckle
"Well it comes with the territory. I want a key by the way" Janet said with a smile
"I'm there's a bowl with them somewhere knowing my mother" Naruto said as he walked to a counter with a bowl of keys "ah here is your key" he said as he handed her a key with her name on it
"……my key is labeled head bitch" Janet said as she turned the key with her name over showing said title of the other side
"Are You Honestly surprised knowing my mother?" Naruto asked as he raised a eyebrow at this
"... you know what fair" Janet said as she took the key and pocketed it
"I still don't know why she had 13 other keys made but whatever" Naruto shrugged, setting the bowl aside which revealed another note "huh?" Naruto questioned as Janet took the note
"Dear brat I'm sure you ended up moving the key bowl after taking your head bitches key. On top of the condo you now have access to a small private beach and beach house close by that Minato and I bought during the whole Devil's breath clean up. Feel free to use it. Or don't. I don't really care. Love mom" Janet read aloud
"A beach house? Since when does she waste money on stuff like-" Naruto was saying before he was cut off
"Perfect! Summer is here and I was wanting to take a dip. I was gonna do that at the manor but Hulk and Clint are already there so this is perfect. We're going to the beach!" Janet declared with a grin
"Eh not really huge on beaches to be honest" Naruto admitted
"Bikini" Janet told him simply as she slightly smirked as Naruto froze hearing this
"But I can be persuaded to go" Naruto said quickly as he smiled
"I'll go pack and I'll meet you there" Janet said with a smirk as Naruto nodded to get packed as well
(Uzumaki private Beach house 30 minutes later)
Naruto was waiting on the front steps of the beach house wearing a simple pair of orange shorts. He was currently waiting for Janet to show up before heading inside. He was admittedly regretting the decision somewhat as it was hot as hell out. Possibly the hottest day in New York he had ever experienced since arriving there. But luckily for him he didn't have to wait long as Janet finally came into view.
….. and immediately made his jaw drop. She was wearing a very very tight golden bikini that showed off her curves and pushed her large assets together pronouncing them even more for his eyes to drink in
"What you think babe?" Janet asked as she lowered the sunglasses she was wearing and slightly winked at Naruto
"... I think I need a cold shower before I get a public indecency charge" Naruto muttered to himself as he turned around before he froze as Janet hugged him from behind pushing her breasts against his back
"Awww poor Naruto,...want me to help you?~" Janet asked with a slight lustful purr as she blew into his ear seductively.
"... perhaps we should take this inside?" Naruto requested as he was struggling to not go feral and crazy over her there and then
"Lead the way big boy~" Janet purred out as Naruto opened the door to the beach house. The first thing that greeted Naruto was not the sight of a massive, multi floored beach house. The first thing that greeted him was a pair of large green breasts wrapped up in very skimpy purple swimsuit that suddenly were pushed into his face
"About time you got here whiskers!" Jennifer yelled as she wrapped her arms around Naruto's head to keep his head in place between her bosom
"What the hell? What are you doing here?" Janet asked baffled as she caught sight of the jade giantess currently smothering Her boyfriend with her chest as she walked behind them
"Waiting on you guys for the party. Nice bikini Janet let me guess you are looking to make a move?" Jennifer asked with a grin as she checked Janet out
"Obviously- I mean why are you here? What party?" Janet asked confused as all hell
"We all got an invite that Rubber boy here was throwing a beach party and invited us all" Jennifer said
"We?" Naruto asked still muffled by Jennifer's breasts
"Ladies Naruto and Janet finally showed up! Now we can hit the beach!" Jennifer yelled towards the stairs as she let go of Naruto as a multitude of footsteps sounded from the upper floors.
"Bout time you got here shuga" Rogue said with a smile as she was the first to descend the stairs revealing she was wearing a tight, green one piece swimsuit with a large hole in the center to show off her cleavage while also wrapping tightly around her ass
"uhhhhh" Naruto muttered seeing this as his brain started to fry from the sight
"if you think she's hot check me out stud" Laura said as she came down wearing a tiger print bikini as she smirked ferally at Naruto. A primal hunger dancing in her eyes
"I'm still so confused at this" Janet admitted as she looked at Rouge and Laura surprised
"Your boyfriends mother sent us invites to this beach house gotta say it's very nice" luna said as she came downstairs to greet Janet wearing an ice blue, rhinestone encrusted bikini with only one single strap on her right shoulder
"And there it is" Janet said with a groan as she should have seen this coming
"Hey whiskers you need to make a run to the grocery store" Doreen said with a smile as she came down wearing what could charitably be described as a bikini. In reality it was a skimpy, brown, thong bikini with tiny pieces of string connected to the parts that actually covered the squirrel girl's private areas…. barely. Covered them.
"Easy, all of you don't send the poor boy into shock" Ororo's voice said as she came downstairs wearing a white and gold bikini that clung to her large chest and showed off her ass.
"Yeah this isn't our place so let's just calm down" Susan said as she followed Ororo down the stairs to join the others. Sue was wearing a strapless, dark blue, two piece bikini top that hugged her rather large breasts pronouncing them more than usual and matching dark blue bikini bottoms that clung to her ass
"I'm gonna kick your mother's ass for this one" Janet growled out annoyed as she turned to Naruto only to see her boyfriend passed out on the ground. His nose bleeding. "What the hell?" Janet asked baffled
"He needs to get laid big time" Deadpool said as he announced his presence by poking his head into a open window
"Wade get out of here!" Laura yelled angrily at the merc with a mouth not wanting to deal with his shit today
"Fine! I have the footage to sell, hello taco and booze money!" Deadpool said with a laugh as he ran away holding a camera
"Remind me to gouge his eyes out later" Laura growled out
"Relax I have Tippy Toe on it" Doreen said with a smile hearing this as she would take any chance to mess with Wade's schemes after his feeding her squirrels pop rocks.
"Oh God it's a swarm of cute furry death! What if I offer a virgin sacrifice?! Would that appease you?!" Deadpool was heard outside screaming in terror as he ran past the beach house from a swarm of angry squirrels.
"... I was not prepared for this today" Ororo admitted seeing this
"I don't think any of us were" Susan said as she shook her head bewildered
"Hey if she can keep Wade in line I say keep her around" Laura said with a chuckle hearing Deadpools screams
"So I have a question. I get Laura, Rogue, Jennifer, Luna, and Doreen coming here for the invite. Why did you two?" Janet asked turning to Susan and Ororo as she didn't think they'd care for this
"Miss Kushina invited us personally" Ororo said with a shrug
"Indeed something about having women with more than two brain cells in the group. Truthfully I wasn't going to come But Ben and Johnny agreed to watch Franklin and said I could use a day to myself" Susan said
"Ah you chose to be one of whiskers playboy bunnies eh?" Doreen asked with a grin at the two
"Please. While I can admit he is attractive and I can respect his skill and motivations and actions. I am hardly interested at the moment in him romantically" Ororo said with an eye roll
"For the moment huh?" Jennifer asked smirking at the weather witch
"... I will admit he is not unappealing. And perhaps he may interest me in the future. But for now I have no real desire to pursue that" Ororo admitted knowing she wasn't gonna get anywhere if she tried to ignore their digging
"Well he has the rights to have a harem" Rogue said with a slight grin at Ororo as she tried to put on a front
"Which I am not a hundred percent sold on that fact and am surprised you are Rogue" Ororo said as she turned to her fellow mutant
"Please thanks to him I can touch him and any others without draining them thanks to haki. If he were awake and wanted to take me in this room I'd already be bent over for him and asking if any of y'all wanted in" Rogue said with a smirk
"That a real offer- owie!" Doreen asked as she raised her hand before Luna slapped the back of her head to silence her
"Well we heard from the Storm but what about the Invisible woman here? She didn't answer in regards to the playboy bunny question" Laura said looking at Susan
"Laura be silent" Ororo told the younger mutant with a firm tone as she knew Susan was still not fully over the death of her husband and this kind of teasing was not what she should have to deal with.
"It's fine Ororo. I'll admit Naruto has me conflicted in my interest. In some ways he reminds me of Reed and yet the two are so radically different. There were days Reed spent in that lab tinkering away and never making as much time for me as I wish he had. He was always logical and rational. However I still miss him dearly. But with Naruto he is emotional and lets said emotions drive him. He doesn't rely on smarts when he uses his heart to guide him. It's inspiring in some ways. And he saved my life risking his own against Doom. If the enchantress hadn't healed him and he awoke that transformation he would've traded his life to save mine. I can't be anything but grateful for that" Susan said looking at the still passed out Naruto with a smile
"So the verdict on joining in?" Laura asked with a quirked eyebrow at the fantastic milf
"... I don't know. I just don't know" Sue said, genuinely not sure. She knew Reed would want her to move on. That wasn't the issue.
The issue was is she ready yet to move on? Would she ever be ready to?
"... take it at your own pace. That's all I'll Say" Janet said after absorbing all that Susan revealed to them
"You approve of her then head bitch?" Laura asked turning to the auburn haired beauty
"... Goddammit Kushina" Janet groaned out as she grabbed her forehead
"Why is she head bitch?" Jennifer asked raising an eyebrow
"Better her than Naruto's asgardian stalker" Rogue said with an annoyed tone
"He has a stalker?" Luna asked curiously
"She can't be that bad can she?" Doreen asked curious as well
"She's a pain in the ass constantly trying to drag him off to other realms to do god knows what with him." Janet grunted out
"You actually feel threatened by her? I mean if she's that desperate she can't possibly compete with you. I mean you're a ten out of-Holy shit!!!" Doreen was saying before her eyes widened as Janet pulled out her phone and showed an image of Amora doing a sexy pose on a heart shaped bed. Beckoning the camera with her finger, a coy grin on her lips
"She's a pain in the ass but she's gorgeous I admit that." Janet said as she put away the phone
"Oh please like that matters to Naruto" Laura said with a scoff
"That's the worst part. I know it's not her looks that's getting to him. His interactions with her make him think she can be rehabilitated or saved" Janet said with a sigh
"Awwww that's so sweet…..what? It is!" Doreen said with a smile before she saw that the other women were looking at her with flat looks
"I still don't trust her. Especially because she hasn't stopped doing evil. She may have saved Naruto but she's still a villain regardless" Janet said with a frown
"She did help you and us when Kang attacked" Jennifer pointed out
"Yeah to try and get into Naruto's pants. At least Sasuke when he helped admitted he was doing this to save the stuff he has on earth. I can respect that at least" Janet said with an eyeroll
"I feel like we should table the conversation on the asgardian stalker and wake up your boyfriend since he's still passed out" Luna said pointing at the still unconscious Naruto
"Alright I'll wake him up. Yo whiskers I have a bowl of ramen for you" Jennifer said as she walked over and knelt down next to Naruto's ear to get him up
"There is no way that could possibly work" Ororo said flatly at the She Hulk's method
"Three, two, one" Rogue said counting down on her hand
"Ramen?! Where?! Gimme!" Naruto yelled springing to his feet immediately looking around for said ramen bowl
"... you have to be kidding me" Ororo groaned out at this
"Oh you're good" Doreen said with a grin at Jennifer who high fived the squirrel girl
"Welcome back to land of the living whiskers" Laura said with a smirk
"You have any good dreams?" Jennifer asked with a smirk of her own
"………. I plead the fifth" Naruto said as he slightly shuddered under the gaze of all the ladies there looking at him
"That's fine you don't have to answer that one. Instead why don't you answer which swimsuit you like the most" Doreen suggested with a grin
"New subject!" Naruto yelled hearing this
"OK then about this harem of yours~" Laura said as she pulled Naruto close and smirked as he froze up
'um…" Naruto said as he gulped nervously
"Since your girlfriend gave me her approval a while back. When do we get to have some real fun?~" Laura asked with a feral grin
"Janet help?" Naruto asked as he turned to look at his girlfriend
"I get him first, we set up the rules after." Janet said with a firm tone
"Gah!" Naruto yelled out in shock at the casual way Janet said that
"... very well I can wait, you will be mine soon enough~ " Laura said with a smirk before she leaned forward and licked Naruto's whisker marks sensually making him groan as his swimsuit became uncomfortably tight
"... any chance you want to go for him right now? I'm down for a threesome" Jennifer asked Janet as she looked at Naruto's growing crotch
"Hey if anyone's joining her for a threesome with whiskers it's me or Luna!" Doreen exclaimed hearing this
"Exact- what?!" Luna asked turning to her friend wide eyed
"Best friends get priority and don't tell me you ain't interested I know you are since he's funnier than the ant dude she was pining for beforehand" Doreen said with a giggle
"New topic please" Janet groaned out as she rubbed her forehead
"OK, hey whiskers, your mom told me you like big girls, is that true?" Doreen Asked Smirking as she sidled up to Naruto and pressed her large chest into his side
"...damn it kaa-san ah!" Naruto was saying before Doreen grabbed his hands and placed them on her ass
"ahhhh~ such a firm grip" Dorren moaned into Naruto's ear
"Oh I like her!" Jennifer cackled from next to Susan as the mother looked on blushing at the scene before her
'Okay don't panic Naruto. You're just in a beach house with very willing females in sexy bikinis. You've faced villains. You can do this.……. No we can't! Please any god or being that will listen if you can get me out of this I will do anything! I'll take Amora on a date if you want! Just get me out of this situation!' Naruto yelled in his mind
His prayers were answered however.
"Uh hey guys. It's snowing outside" Rogue said as she turned briefly away from Doreen's teasing to look outside and saw snow falling outside
"Awww whiskers was about to break" Doreen said with a pout before turning to Luna "Why'd you have to make it snow? I thought we were gonna wait till him, Janet, you, and me were near a cave and wall it off with ice" Doreen said with a groan
"We agreed on no such thing! And I'm not making it snow" Luna yelled before she looked out the window and saw that there had been a massive blizzard covering the entire beach and freezing the ocean in mere seconds.
"Wait if you're not then who or what is?" Doreen asked, blinking before the wall of the beach house suddenly crashed open as a giant ice lizard-like creature crashed into the middle of the room letting in cold air.
"... So much for a day at the beach" Naruto sighed out as he cracked his neck and started walking towards the ice lizard "look I don't know what your deal is but you have exactly 5 seconds to get out of my family's beach house" Naruto warned
The ice lizard just roared at Naruto but before he could attack him Naruto slugged him hard in the jaw shattering the giant lizard into pieces.
"He called me slur. You all heard it. He had it coming. Man is it cold!" Naruto said as he shook his fist before getting hit by a cold blast of wind entering from the hole in the beach house
"Ignoring his jokes we should probably get with our teams and find the cause of this blizzard" Ororo suggested
"After we get dressed of course I don't know about you all but I'd rather not fight in a blizzard wearing a bikini" Susan said
"Not unless whiskers is the one I'm fighting. Though in hindsight I would want him to win- mppph!" Doreen was saying before Luna covered Doreen's mouth with her hand to stop her friend from causing more embarrassment
"Just get upstairs and change. We all brought our gear just to be safe right?" Luna asked as she looked at the others
"Yeah it's upstairs suga. There goes me getting a tan" Rogue sighed out
"You should change too babe" Janet said looking at her boyfriend
"... yeah so funny thing the weatherman mentioned nothing about a blizzard. So I didn't bring my hero outfit" Naruto said sheepishly
"So you just gonna fight in swim trunks in a blizzard? Cause not gonna lie I'd pay to see it" Jennifer said grinning
Before Naruto could fight a beeping sound was heard as what looked like a drone flew through the hole in the wall before it dropped a bag at Naruto's feet
"Stark? This his doing?" Laura asked seeing the drone
"No, it's old man Sarutobi's model. I'm guessing mom ordered him to send this figuring I was at the beach house" Naruto said
"Looks like a note from your dad is attached" Janet said as she grabbed the note
"Hey son. Hope this helps while we deal with this random world wide blizzard. Your mom says you better stop being a punk with your girls after this favor. P.S do not stop in Yamitora when you go to inevitably confront what you have to fight. Your mother has already decimated 63 of these ice lizards with a deathly impact. Correction 85 now. Stay away. Love dad" Janet read aloud
"... good to know I don't feel like getting my ass handed to me by her" Naruto said with a shudder
"Iron man to all Avengers! We have a bead on what's causing this. Thor, panther, and I are gonna deal with it. Everyone else stay and defend the city" Tony said through the id ringing on Janet's hip.
"Hold it Stark come get me as well" Naruto said into the id
"Whiskers? Where are you anyway? I asked Clint but he just said you and Jan were off somewhere else. He and Hulk are defending the mansion solo" Tony asked
"Akane didn't tell you?" Naruto asked curiously
"All she said to me was to go to hell and that if I said one more word she'd send me there personally. So typical thursday really" Tony said flatly
"I'm at my parents beach house on the edge of New York. Jan, myself, and some others were gonna enjoy a day of swimming and beach fun until this blizzard hit." Naruto quickly explained
"... your parents have a beach house in New York?" Tony asked confused
"There's giant ice lizards attacking people and that's what you're focusing on?" Susan asked through the id
"... please tell me you guys weren't having an orgy" Tony asked
"Doreen almost broke him into it" Jennifer giggled
"Stupid cock blocking blizzard!" Doreen yelled
"Go get dressed woman!" Naruto yelled reaching his wits end
"ooooo so forceful" Doreen giggled as she went upstairs along with the others
"... ignoring all of that wouldn't you better suited for defending the city Boy of Joys?" Thor asked from besides Stark
"I'm assuming that if Thor, you, and T'challa are off after whatever is causing this it's either science related or magic related. Meaning having someone with haki with you is a good idea to help weaken whatever it is" Naruto said as he looked at the ID
"Sound reasoning" T'challa said finding Naruto's reasoning acceptable
"OK we are on our way. Jan if you're there Head back To the manor to aid Clint, Hulk, Hank, Akane, and Steve with city defense" Tony ordered
"I'm on it hey! the rest of you up there better be ready to help!" Janet said with a nod before she yelled upstairs
"looks like we have some uninvited guests" Naruto told them as he headed through the hole in the wall after changing and spotting several ice lizards rushing towards the beach house "Sorry this party is invite only" Naruto said with a smirk as he cracked his knuckles before covering his hands in armament haki "Gum Gum Gatling!" Naruto yelled as he stretched and crashed his fists into each of the ice lizards, shattering them into shards of ice until the others came outside dressed in their hero suits.
"Oi whiskers! Climb aboard!" Tony yelled as a quinjet flew above and the ramp lowered as Naruto leapt onto it
"Be safe all of you" Naruto told the assembled ladies before the ramp closed as Tony flew the jet off "so where exactly are we heading and what's causing this?" Naruto asked his teammates
"The casket of ancient winters. An asgardian artifact that creates an endless winter as long as it remains open" Thor told his friend
"... Thor next time you invite someone to a party and tell them to bring cold ones this is not what we mean" Naruto said after a few moments of thought
"ha!" Tony snorted under his silver cold resistant armor
"My father hid the casket it seems in midgard for safe keeping so no one would find it and use it" Thor said ignoring Naruto's joke
"Yeah how'd that go? Someone found it and used it. You know you complain about my technology all the time but at least my tech didn't make an asgardian super winter" Tony said looking at Thor with a smirk
"... have they been like this all day?" Naruto asked T'challa
"Indeed." T'challa said as Thor and Tony argued over what causes more damage. Magic or technology
"Both of you shut the hell up! It doesn't matter which is better or worse, what matters is how it's used. Now if you two morons don't shut the hell up I'm going to shove my mace right up-" Akane was yelling as she made her presence known before Naruto cut her off
"Akane?! I thought you were defending the city with the others?" Naruto asked confused on his sisters presence
"I knew these morons would make a beeline for whatever was causing this and I decided to stow away, I don't play defense. I obliterate the problem in front of us" Akane said hefting her mace on her shoulder
"We're gonna have a talk about disobeying orders later" Tony said with a scowl
"Look as annoyed as I am about this too cause this means I could've stayed behind to help with defense she's here already and we're on a time crunch. Lets just go take care of this casket. Where is it exactly?" Naruto asked
"Norway" T'challa said
"Good set sail for Norway and the box of the new ice age" Naruto nodded
"Casket of ancient winters" Thor corrected
"Tomato tomahto" Naruto shrugged
(Minutes later Norway)
After ending the argument between Thor and Iron Man the quinjet continue it's flight through the magically induced blizzard to head to the location of the casket of ancient winters. As it flew however once it reached Norway itself close to the very location the blizzard spiked in the amount of snow and ice. Freezing the quinjet's engines despite the heat coming off of them and causing the ship to crash into the snow
"I hate magic so much" Tony grunted out as the ship crashed into the snow near the mouth of a large cave where the casket was being traced.
"Everyone okay?" Naruto asked unharmed by the crash
"I'm fine my friend" T'challa said with a nod towards the Yamitoran prince
"The asshole who caused this won't be. I had something else to do besides this bullshit!" Akane yelled as she rested her mace on her shoulder
"With Miles? -oi!" Naruto was saying with a Snicker before Akane sent a swing of her mace into Naruto making him duck under it
"I ain't hearing any of your overprotective bullshit dammit!" Akane growled out as the team exited the quinjet
"Overprotective? Ha! if anyone needs protecting its Miles. I know how you are. That kid has no idea of the minefield he's walking in when it comes to Uzumaki women" Naruto said, snorting in laughter as the small Avengers team started to walk into the cave.
"I am surprised your quinjet was unable to handle the cold Stark" Thor said as he used Mjolnir to channel electricity to make it glow with light to guide the group through the dark cave.
"It can handle the cold fine" Tony grunted out
"You two done with your dick measuring bullshit? Cause I see the damn casket" Akane asked with a growl as they came into a large ice filled room filled with ice stairs leading to a large ice throne with a shadowed figure sitting atop it and a floating box that was spewing out cold magical energy.
"Oh good that was way faster than I th-" Naruto was saying as he looked around the room before his eyes widened as he saw a figure encased and frozen in ice.
Amora. Frozen in a block of ice an expression of terror on her face
"Huh I owe Janet a 20 she called her an icey bitch" Akane snickered
"Cut the stand up crap and help me!" Naruto yelled while channeling some conquerors haki for emphasis before he ran over to Amora
"Why? She's caused you so many issues and is an enemy of this one" Akane said with a frown as she pointed at Thor
"Get her out and I'll pay for your next shopping spree at that game store" Naruto offered
"...I could use a few new consoles" Akane said with a smirk hearing this
"Fine. Just get her out while I introduce myself to the asshole who did this. By planting my boot up his ass" Naruto growled as he walked forward towards the throne while Akane approached the frozen Amora
"Ooh should I be shivering in fright mortal?" The shadowed figure sitting on the throne asked as he shifted for his face to be revealed partially in the light. Showing blackish grey skin and long white hair
"Malekith" Thor said with a glare as he recognizes the man
"you know this guy?" Tony asked as he readied his repulsors
"Malekith the accursed. The master of the hounds. A dark elf from the realm of Svartalfheim" Thor explained
"Yeah that didn't clear anything up" Tony said as Thor approached Malekith
"You and your people were destroyed by the frost giants. How did you come here?" Thor demanded
"I walk in both worlds now Odinson. The living and the Dead" Malekith said as he shifted in the light To Reveal the other half of his face was pale blue. Like ice.
"Die zombie!" Naruto yelled as he sent an armament haki infused punch into Malekith's face. Sending the dark elf crashing through his ice throne into the cave wall.
"You will regret that mortal" Malekith growled out annoyed at the pain as the magic cold from the casket suddenly twisted and went towards Naruto who rolled out of the way. Unfortunately Thor was not as fast and much like Amora was now frozen in ice.
"What do you want, Malekith? Why have you unleashed this winter on Earth?" T'challa demanded of the dark elf as he leapt off the wall to the ground in front of them
"I had heard that Thor had turned his back on his father, choosing this mortal realm over Asgard. I too wish to make my home here. I will bring my people back to the land of the living in Midgard. In fact it has already begun" Malekith told then
"Ah I get it your some sad sack that can't take a loss" Akane said with a scoff as she approached with her mace at the ready
"Your words mean little to me, mortal girl. The casket's power will destroy all you pathetic mortals and I will cut off Midgard from the Nine realms. This land will become a new paradise for the dark elves. Ruled by me" Malekith said as growls were heard coming from the cave as 3 large hounds came in baring fangs at the avengers
"Let's test that theory, you ready bro?" Akane asked as she switched to her half Divine wolf form as she turned to face the wolves
"You know it sis. Tell me what Gear should I use for this prick?" Naruto asked as he glared at Malekith
"You want payback for what he did to your stalker right? Go full power" Akane said with a grin
"That's just vindictive…..ah what the hell" Naruto said before he smiled as his hair started to turn white before he started to laugh madly as conquerors haki exploded off of him. Flooding the cave with its power
"What sorcery is this?- gak!" Malekith was saying before a stretched hand suddenly grabbed him by the throat choking him
"Get over here!" Naruto yelled as he pulled Malekith towards him and Akane
As this happened Akane raised an eyebrow as Malekith wolf's growled at her
She then bared her fangs at them and barked at them while unleashing some conquerors haki
This caused the wolf's to whine and lower their heads in submission
"Master of hounds my ass" Akane scoffed before turning to see her brother had Malekith against the cave wall and was punching him over and over again in the kidney
"Say uncle!" Naruto ordered
"Let me go you - gah! Stop doing that!" Malekith demanded
"Kidney shot! Kidney shot! Kidney shot! And pause…… Nutcracker!" Naruto yelled laughing with each punch to the kidneys he gave before pausing and slamming his knee into the dark elf's crotch
"AHHHHHH!!!" a high pitched squeal came from the dark elf after taking a knee to his groin
"Oh that was a love tap. I thought you were supposed to be the big bad dark elf king. Where'd all that shit you were talking earlier?" Naruto asked laughing
"You dare mock me mortal? I will see your entrails strewn about and your skull will become my new stoo-mmmmph?!" Malekith was saying before Naruto's hand suddenly covered his mouth
"Shhh shhhh! Do you hear that?" Naruto asked getting a quirked eyebrow from the dark elf before his eyes widened and popped out as Naruto sent a punch to his stomach making the dark elf double over in pain.
"That's the sound of a whiny little bitch getting his organs rearranged" Akane said with a smirk as she approached her brother and Malekith holding up her mace "Say bro want to play some baseball?" Alane asked smirking
"Sounds fun and we have the perfect ball right here. Batter up sis!" Naruto yelled with deranged laughter as he threw Malekith towards his sister who slammed a conquerors coated mace into the face of the dark elf and drove him into the ground. Making him scream in pain and agony
"Oh c'mon one hit and you're done? How pathetic" Akane scoffed as she kept pressing her iron mace into the dark elf
"Get it off! It burns!" Malekith yelled in pain as his face burned
"……oh you better be kidding me, he's weak to iron?" Akane asked flatly
"That fairy tale stuff is true? gahahahahahahaha!" Naruto asked before he laughed hard hearing this
"Keep him pinned down while I free Thor" Tony ordered
"Please let me go! I'll call off the winter! Just no more!" Malekith begged
"Oh please you try a world ending event and think you can walk away? Sorry but I'm not as soft hearted as some of my other teammates." Akane yelled pressing her mace further into Malekith's face making him scream in even more agony as his skin started to harden and turn to ash
"M-mercy! I beg! I'll leave and never return!" Malekith pleaded
"You're right. You won't. You were between the realm of the living and dead right? Let's help you make a choice!" Akane yelled as she lifted her mace and coated it with conquerors haki before slamming it into the dark elf's face. His head splattering against the ice on the ground as he turned to dust.
"Woah" Tony muttered seeing Akane just end the dark elf as Thor was freed from his prison
"The casket is still open. We must close it" Thor grunted out as he started to clamber his way to the magic box through the biting, magical cold that was chilling Thor to the very bone.
Only for Naruto still in gear 5 to casually walk up to it and close it without any issue.
"How did-" Thor asked before T'challa cut him off
"Better not to question these things when it comes to Naruto's powers" The Wakandan Prince said as Naruto dropped out of gear 5
"Ugh I need food" Naruto groaned out as he handed the casket to Thor
"Perfect I shall make sure this doesn't fall in the wrong ha-" Thor was saying before an axe suddenly slammed into him sending him to the floor as green magical binding wrapped around the 5 avengers
"Oh right them" Tony said as Amora and Scourge walked towards them
"What the hell is with you bitch?! We just saved your goddamned ass from being frozen forever!" Akane growled out gnashing her fangs at the Enchantress as she picked up the casket of Ancient Winters and looked at it
"Which is why we will be leaving. We have important business with this artifact" Amora said with a grin as she handed the casket to Scourge to hold
"Amora, what's your game here? Were you working with Malekith?" Naruto asked looking at the Enchantress
"Do not fret beloved. Everything will all be over soon. And once it is we can live happily ever after" Amora said with a blush and giggle
"... why does that one sentence fill me with more dread than anything I have ever faced?" Naruto asked his teammates
"Fuck this!" Akane yelled as she jumped at Amora despite her arms being bound but her path was blocked by the executioner who slammed his axe into the wolf girl's face sending her to the ground
"you will not lay a finger on the enchant-" Scourge growled out before he was pounced upon by the wolves Malekith had summoned
"Yeah rip him apart you 3!" Akane yelled grinning ferally as the 3 wolves bit and clawed at the executioner
"That is enough Scourge. We must go. I will see you soon beloved" Amora said as she smiled at Naruto before green smoke came off of her and wrapped around her and the executioner making them vanish in a portal
Thor growled as the magical binding came undone as he started to swing his hammer shooting electricity as a blue portal formed
"What are you doing?" Tony asked confused
"I am opening a portal to Asgard. The enchantress must pay for this affront!" Thor declared as he ran at the portal
Only for the portal to blast Thor back and close sending him to the floor
"Are you alright?" T'challa asked as he helped the god of thunder to his feet
"I have been locked out of Asgard by a power far greater than my own. I cannot return home" Thor said in shock and horror at this realization
"We should head back to the mansion and talk with the team. Figure out a plan for Amora and Scourge" Naruto suggested seeing as there wasn't anything else they could do for now
"I say we use you as live bait than I bash that bitch's head in and then feed her to my new minions" Akane said with a grin as they left the cave
"uh kid I don't think your new friends will fit in my jet" Tony said as he looked at the three wolves that were following them more specifically they were following akane
"Oh so the jet that can fit the entire team including the Hulk can't fit 3 average sized wolves? Talk about pathetic tech Stark" Akane scoffed
"... we're not leaving until we say you can keep them are we?" Naruto asked with a flat tone
"You have a pet dinosaur. What's 3 wolves compared to that?" Akane asked with an eyeroll
"Devil is house broken and trained. These were wild, trying to eat us wolves" Naruto pointed out
"Didn't Devil try to eat you when you first met?" Akane pointed out
"……point made, your cleaning up after them" Naruto said with a sigh of defeat
"Do I get a say in this since it's my mansion?" Tony asked irritated
"OK you tell her no" T'challa said as they got into the jet
"Oh please I'm not afraid of a teenager" Tony said as he walked towards Akane "look I get your attached to them but there is no way I'm letting those mutts into the mansion" Tony said
"Do it or I'll tell Wade the security codes for the mansion and your tower. How would you and Pepper like to enjoy a date interrupted by Wade. Every single day." Akane said with a. glare of warning
"……I'm so happy you had your sister join the team whiskers!" Tony yelled after Naruto
"I didn't do shit. She just came to New York and refused to leave. Besides, would you rather her be out on her own?" Naruto asked
"She ain't my sister kid. I'm considering it" Tony grumbled
"That's fine I can always join up with Elektra again. Or maybe I'll find that punisher guy going around and work with him. He seems like my kind of ally" Akane said, smirking.
"... hell the fuck no am I letting you work with the punisher. You're violent enough as it is, fine you can keep them! " Tony said with a shudder
"Thanks Sucker" Akane said with a smirk as she snapped her fingers as her three wolves followed her up the ramp snickering at Tony
"... when did my life become this crazy?" Tony asked with a sigh
"When did you become Iron man?" Naruto asked rhetorically
"Touche" Tony sighed out as the team got back on the ship and flew back to New York
(Naruto's condo later on)
After getting back to New York and having a small meeting about what occurred, Naruto went to his condo to see if he could organize it into a decent safe house and make sure he wasn't gonna wake up in the middle of the night and get impaled by some egghead tech
As Naruto entered his bedroom to rest for the night he paused as he noticed that the light in the connected bathroom was on but before he could react the bathroom door opened and Janet wrapped up in a bath towel walked out
"uhhhhh…" Naruto asked wide eyed as his brain shorted out from the sight of his very sexy girlfriend clad only in a towel
"Oh hey sweetie, I let myself in while you were organizing stuff. Hope that's okay" Janet said with a smirk at seeing Naruto's reaction
"Uhhhhhhh" Naruto repeated still unable to form words
"You know we never got to have our day of fun on the beach thanks to that casket crap." Janet mused as she sashayed towards Naruto
"So I was thinking maybe we should make up for lost time" Janet said smirking before she dropped the towel to the floor revealing every inch of her for Naruto to drink in
Despite not being in gear 5 at the moment, Naruto's eyes nearly popped out of his head at the sight as Janet approached him and grabbed his crotch and started to rub it
"So what do you say stud? Want to take your head bitch for a test run?" Janet asked Smirking as she slid her hand down his pants to grab at the hardening dick underneath
Naruto grunted at this before he oixked her up caveman style and dropped Janet onto his bed making her laugh before he jumped onto the bed to join her
"Are you sure you want to do this? I'm not gonna pressure you into this Jan" Naruto told her as he took off his shirt
Janet smiled at this before she pulled Naruto into a kiss "I know.. now take me prince~" Janet purred out with a grin as she licked Naruto's cheek making him shudder
That was enough for the dam to finally break. With a lustful growl Naruto threw aside his pants and underwear to join his lover in nudity as he crawled next to her
"God it looks even bigger than last time" Janet muttered licking her lips as she recalled the time she stormed into his shower to chase off Amora and saw what he was packing
"Nervous?" Naruto asked teasingly
Janet rolled her eyes at this before she shoved Naruto onto his back and crawled into his lap straddling him
"No foreplay?" Naruto asked as he held Janet by her hips as she rubbed her wet pussy on his throbbing cock
"I've waited long enough for this. And the other girls are getting antsy. So we can do foreplay another time. Tonight is all about you stretching me for once" Janet smirked before without any hesitation or warning she dropped herself onto his hardened cock. The meaty rod already stretching her sopping pussy as the Wasp heroine let out a loud moan
"Goddamn!" Naruto groaned out feeling Janet's walls tightening around his cock
"How's it feeling stud?" Janet asked with a smirk as she bounced in Naruto's lap
"Fuck you feel so good Janet. I wish I had known sex would feel this good" Naruto moaned out making Janet pause for a moment
"... hold up you're a virgin?" Janet asked not expecting that
"Technically I was. You saw to me not being one" Naruto said with a smirk
"... oh then don't feel too bad if you're a quick shot babe. It happens to every-eeep!!" Janet was saying before she found herself suddenly on her back with Naruto on top of her
"You shouldn't underestimate me babe. I may not have had sex before but I always give it my best" Naruto said with a grin as he started to hammer away at Janet's pussy. Thrusting in and out of her like a man possessed.
"ahhhhhhh~" Janet moaned as she arched her back while holding Naruto close as he ravished her
"Still worried I'm gonna be a quick shot babe?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he reached a hand up to Janet's breast and squeezed it
"Ahhhh! If you make me cum you can have my ass" Janet panted out as she looked at Naruto with a lustful look in her eyes
"Now that's motivation!" Naruto laughed as he started to thrust harder and faster into Janet's cunt. Making her squeal as his hands went to her bouncing breasts and started to tweak and twist her nipples. Making Janet bite her lip to keep from getting too loud
"Hey you can let loose. I love hearing your moans babe" Naruto told her with a grin as his fingers on her breasts moved towards her nipples and tweaked them. Making Janet squeak as she was unable to keep her moan under wraps.
"That was adorable" Naruto chuckled at his girlfriend's reaction
"S-shut up and take me like you mean it" Janet stuttered out in a bit of embarrassment as she pulled Naruto close and shoved her tongue in his throat in a heated French kiss
"Your wish is my command my dear" Naruto told her with a grin as he picked up the pace of his thrusts. Going even harder and faster as he pounded away at her in a mating press
"ah! ah! oh God I'm gonna! Gonna" Janet panted out as she scratched Naruto's back as she held him close
"fuck me too! Should I pull out?" Naruto asked as he made to pull out but felt Janet's legs wrap around his hips and keep him locked
"Don't you dare! It's a safe day and I'm on birth control. Now fucking cum in me you hung son of a bitch!" Janet demanded with her eyes half lidded as she looked at Naruto with desperation and want
"Gaaahh! Fuck!" Naruto growled out as he let the dam finally break. His hot seed filling his girlfriend's depths as Janet squealed in delightful pleasure.
"Ahhhhhhhh!~" Janet yelled as she arched her back as she climaxed hard on Naruto's cock the two orgasming in synch before she felt Naruto pull out of her
"That….was….amazing" Janet panted out as she smiled in bliss
"Who said I was done?" Naruto grunted as he flipped Janet over so she was on her hands and knees
"Wait, what?" Janet Asked before feeling Naruto's still hard cock rub against her ass crack
"a deals a deal my Wasp and I aim to collect" Naruto said with a smirk as he smacked Janet's ass with his palm leaving a small red print
"... ahh!~ " Janet squeaked out
"That wasn't too far was it?" Naruto asked pausing in his actions
"…..do it again" Janet said as she looked over her shoulder at Naruto with a lustful smile as she rubbed her ass on his throbbing cock
"ok So you're a masochist. Good To know for the future" Naruto chuckled
"Oi less talking, you want this ass or what?!" Janet demanded as she shook her ass at him again this time making it lightly bounce
"Yes ma'am!" Naruto yelled With salute before impaling his cock Into her Asshole making Janet arch her back and scream in absolute pleasure
(with amoura)
Unknown to the two a small, green glowing eyeball happened to be in the room watching every single thing occurring. All courtesy of the Enchantress who had figured she could spy on Naruto in his shower like she normally did every night.
However instead she was treated to the sight of Naruto plowing her rival for his affections. Now normally Amora would not be thrilled at this turn of events. Mostly because her beloved wasn't doing so with her.
In this case though….
"Mmm!! Take her beloved! Make her your plaything! Reduce her to a slave so I may take her place!" Amora begged with insane glee as she watched the two rut in her private quarters. All the while her hands beneath her clothes pleasuring herself to the sight of the two mating like rabid animals
"Should we do something?" Abomination asked his gathered companions as they could hear Amora's crazed giggles and laughter coming from her private quarters even with the door shut and the soundproofing Zemo had put into the base.
"Let's get as far away as possible and not interrupt her" Crimson Dynamo said as the masters of evil slowly backed away.
Even Scourge backed away from his mistresses door
(back with Naruto and Janet)
"Ah! ah! oh God Naruto!" Janet panted as she held a pillow close to her as Naruto hammered away at her ass making her ass cheeks clap against his abs repeatedly making them jiggle
Naruto grunted deeply as he reached forward and leaned into janet's ear "tell me your mine" he grunted out before he smacked Janet's ass hard making it wobble even more for him and Janet to cry out in pleasure
"Ah! I'm yours! I'm yours dammit!" Janet screamed out in unrestrained glee and pleasure
"That's my girl" Naruto grunted out as he grabbed Janet's ass cheeks roughly and started to thrust even harder as he felt he was getting close to another climax
"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Janet squeaked out with each thrust of her lover's cock into her asshole as her eyes rolled up in her head. They had been going at this for so long and he was so rough.
It was fucking wonderful! She didn't know if her mind could take much more though.
"Ready for another load babe?" Naruto asked with a grin
"mmmm~" Janet moaned as she looked over her shoulder at her lover and licked her lips sensually
"I'll take that as a yes. And speaking of taking. Take this!" Naruto roared out as he hilted himself inside Janet's asshole and came. His hot white seed filling his girlfriend's ass
Janet squealed in pleasure as she too climaxed. Her body shuddering and shaking as her own orgasm hit. It wasn't long before her head hit the bed face down, ass up. Leaking cum from both her cunt and ass. Eyes half lidded and tongue hanging out of her mouth.
"Woo" Naruto panted out a bit as he looked down at Janet and smiled feeling some pride knowing he had done so well getting her off
"S-So full. So gooooood" Janet moaned out
"Thanks so…. You good to go for more?" Naruto asked with a grin as he felt ready to go
"c-come again?" Janet stuttered out
"That's the hope babe" Naruto said as he grabbed Janet and flipped her on her back again before he got on top of her and pulled her into a kiss
'Oh god his stamina is too much. I Need help!' Janet thought to herself before she felt Naruto once more impale her pussy with his cock.
Her screams and moans would echo throughout the whole night for all of New York to hear as Naruto made her experience orgasm after orgasm.
(With Amora)
"Ah! He's so rough and virile! I can't wait to have him take me like that!" Amora squealed out in crazed glee before a knock on the door to her quarters sounded "I am busy! Leave me immediately!" Amora demanded
"Not happening" Sasuke's voice came from behind the door catching Amora's attention
"Uchiha? I thought you were hunting down the person who marked you. What was his Orgo something" Amora asked as she magically reapplied her clothing before walking to the door and opening it
"Orochimaru and Yeah I finally found a lead and I'm expecting resistance. So I need some help to take him down and get answers" Sasuke said with a annoyed tone of voice
"So go ask one of the others. I am far too busy with other matters to assist you" Amora told him in the most polite way she could tell him to fuck off
"You're the only person who went to Yamitora with me. I don't want anyone else form the team involved" Sasuke said with a firm tone
"Understandable I suppose but even so I am much too preoccupied to assist you" Amora told him before turning away
"I'll ask Naruto to join us on this mission" Sasuke Told her with a slight smirk as the Enchantress froze at his words
"……..very well we will leave tomorrow" Amora said before shutting the door
"Huh I expected her to freak out" Sasuke mused
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" A girlish squeal sounded from Amora's room
"Ah there it is" Sasuke said with a chuckle before heading to his own room. He'd contact Naruto for aid… and he'd avoid telling him that Amora would be there. Just for shits and giggles really.
(With Naruto)
As Naruto laid beside a sleeping Janet after they finally finished their lovemaking he suddenly shuddered as a cold chill ran down his spine. Unaware of what he'd be brought into tomorrow.