Omni-man and the Thraxans
Mark – I'd still have you dad...
Omni-man's leaves Mark to die on Erath and wonder's through space until he finds Thraxa"
Omni-man – Where am I?
Bug N.1 – Hello fellow man, what brings you to Thraxa?
Omni-man – How far have I travelled?
Bug N.2 – Well that depends, where do you come from?
Omni-man – I come from the planet Vil- erm Earth.
Bug N.1 – Well what an Honour to have you
Omni-man passes out*
Bug N.1,N.2,N.3 – Let's take him to the Queen ASAP!
2 days after*
Omni-man – Where am I? Who are you?
Queen – Hello Mr?
Omni-man – It's erm, Nolan
Queen – Nice to meet you Mr. Nolan, you have found your way to Thraxa, Thraxa is home to over 2 billion Thraxans.
Omni-man – I, erm should get out out of this planet, I don't think I am welcome here!
Queen – No no, we Thraxans accept different types of civilizations You are welcome here to stay for as long as you'd like!
Omni-man That's very nice of you, and what's your name? Or you would like me to refer to you as "Queen"?
Andressa – My name is Andressa, You can call me that Nolan
Omni-man – Nice to meet you Andressa
2 Thrax days leter*
Guard 1 – Nolan, her majesty would like to see you.
Omni-man – Yes of course
Guard escorts Nolan to Andressa *
Omni-man – So Andressa what's up?
Andressa – Nolan I would like to be in a relationship with you
Omni-man – What? Erm I mean of course I waited for this for so much time!
Omni-man and Andressa kissing*
Omni-man Literally Fucks the shit out of her and ruins her ability to walk*
Omni-man – Holy shit that was nice!
Andressa – Glad you liked it!
2 Traxan days later*
Omni-man – I would like to ask something from you my love
Andressa – of course Nolan what would you like me to do?
Omni-man - Does Thraxa have the technology to travel to earth?
Andressa – Yes, of course who would you like us to bring?
Omni-man – I would like you to bring my son so he can meet our baby
Andressa – Yes Nolan, I'm going to send my messenger
Omni-man – Thank you so much and before you go to find him I wanted to say the truth to you
Andressa – What truth?
Omni-man – I erm am not from Earth but from the planet Viltrum
Andressa – Nolan, I know
Omni-man – How?
Andressa – What do you mean how? You fucking are durable, able to fucking fly at super speeds And damn good at fucking Oh and also, You can lift tons! You ain't like of them weak ass humans
Omni-man – *sighs* Thank god that came out of me
Andressa – Oh Nolan, Now come here I want you to fuck me again!
Messenger of Adressa arrives to Earth*
Messenger of Adressa – Alright I am at the university now where's Mark?
*After some hours of searching he finally founds the room*
Amber – Uh yeah Mark Grayson, Cum inside of me Uh Uh Uh
Mark – Common you bitch shake it like that if you want Viltrum cum inside of your black pussy!
Messenger of Adressa – Hello Mark!
Mark Jumps out of bead in fear*
Mark – Amber am I high or I see a fucking human-like bug calling me by my name?
Amber – You know what Mark, I am sick of them alien friends of yours , have a good rest of your life
Mark – Hey Amber get your black ass here! Now!
Amber leaves (Thank god I didn't liked that bitch)*
Messenger of Adressa – Alright Mark we gotta go now
Mark – Go where man? A fucking 4/10 literally dumped me
Messenger of Adressa – Common I said I don't have all day, some Viltrumites are attacking my planet Come!
Mark – Okay okay let me phone my mama
Messenger of Adressa grabs the phone and throws it out of the window*
Messenger of Adressa – Man fuck that bitch she's controlling you!
Mark – Well you are right let's go to your Mothership or whatever that ugly think is
Messenger of Adressa – Man just get your ass inside!
Mark flies there and waits because them short-living bugs can't fly*
Arrives at the bug planet*
Messenger of Adressa – Alright follow me to the Queen
Mark – Where are the Viltrumites?
Messenger of Adressa – Don't make me repeat myself or I'm telling your mum you chose Amber instead of Eve!
Mark – Okay okay I'm coming
Arrives at the wanna be Buckingham Palace*
Omni-man – Hello son
Mark – Ah hell nah I ain't getting my ass kicked again, I am getting the fuck out of here
*Man tries to leave but Omni-man's Fucking strong so he grabs him*
Omni-man – Mark common bro I ain't like I was, now I am chill
Mark – You sure?
Omni-man – Yep
Mark – Good thank god, now what do you want?
Omni-man – Come inside son
Mark – I don't think I want to
Omni-man – I said get your ass in right now!
Mark – Okay just don't hurt me
*They go inside*
Omni-man – Now that's my new pet I mean wife
*Mark in shock*
Omni-man – And that is your Brother His mane's for now is "Baby Thanos"
Mark – Ain't no fucking way you replaced us with a bunch of disgusting bugs
Omni-man – Hey don't call them like that! They called Thraxans
Mark – I don't give a single fuck for what they are called
Omni-man – I figured you would say something like that but seriously now, I want your help
Mark – What?
Omni-man – Take Baby Thanos with you Please
Mark – What? No!
Omni-man – Common Mark, A bunch of Viltrumites will come here and I want you and Baby Thanos gone
Mark – Why can't I stay here and help your sorry ass?
Omni-man – Because you will get your ass kicked now Thaedus will take you to Earth Ok?
Mark – Okay but His name's now Oliver okay dad?
Omni-man – I don't give a fuck how you call him just take him out of here!
Mark – Okay dad by
Omni-man – Until we meet again mark, by for now
*Mark goes to earth but for what he does there is another part of the story*
- Written by The one and only….. Me ofc who else ?
And if you liked that, just wait for the next part