Hey guys it's me, Memeking III. Back for another chapter of my epic story Total Drama Infinte: 3! Today we're doing a Garten of Banban chapter, but before that here's some responses to reviews:

GoodGuyGary: Honestly you should just kill yourself you worthless pathetic bitch.

NondescriptNorbert: I ain't reading all that.

G-Man 2.0:

(insert recap)

(insert a scene where Ford gives a lore dump on stuff that'll be relevant 20 chapters later)

We see Katakuri eating a donut in front of his girlfriend.

"Hey Charlie want to eat one 99th of my donut?"

"I'm fucking sorry but I don't fucking want to eat a fucking donut, my fucking pookie bear!" She cheerfully replied. (AN: If you think I'm using too many swear words keep in mind it's not too far off from actual Vivziepop videos you dum dum)

We see Ryu smooching with Bernadetta until Lobo shoots him in the nuts because he thinks his hair is cringe.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH MY NUTS! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE MAGICAL CREST BABIES WITH MY BIG TITTY GF NOW?!"

"Well that just happened." Bernie said epically. Then she noticed a disturbance in the force and said the even more epic line "He's right behind me isn't he?" but with a lot more stutter cuz she's autistic as all heck.]

We see Peter Griffin and the giant chicken fighting each other.

We see Cinder very subtly planning to evily eliminate everyone in the shadows.

"MUAHAHA! I AM SO EVIL, I WILL ELIMINATE EVERYONE IN THE MOST EVIL WAY POSSIBLE!"

"She sounds trustworthy guys." Wendy said. "Definitely not going to be a threat at all in the future."

We see Chris at the challenge site thing with everyone else.

"Today's challenge is to go to the Garten of Banban location thing and retrieve some Ipad kids I can use for free labor. If you die during the challenge I hope you have life insurance, cuz I won't give you any!"

"That fucking sounds so fucking fun guys! Fuck yeah!" Charlie innocently said.

They then go to Garten Of Banban.

"This place sure looks cool and based!" Entrapta says like the autistic spaz that she is. "If only there was a high quality videogame where you could explore it!"

Then they get surrounded by a green man.

"I'm Jumbo Josh brah! Here to kill ya brah!"

He gets attacked by the one piece donut guy, the bernadetta simp guy, the children's card game guy and the other evil guy but none of them even scratched him.

"Jumbo Josh forever brah!"

Then he was suddenly sniped in the head. The figure came out of the shadows and revealed himself to be Banban.

"Wassup guys! It's your favorite gigachad of all time Banban!"

"WOOO! YEAH BOY BANBAN'S HERE!" Kronk shouted.

"Hey Ryu since you're such a beta cuck I'm breaking up with you and going to smooch with Banban from now on." Bernadetta said.

"Banban, you're the coolest motherfucker here. I'll sacrifice a worthless mortal in your name." Max says and he breaks Mae's neck. "Here."

"Wow kid that's so nice of you!" Banban goes. "I'm the best!"

Chris then enters the fray. "Since Banban is so nice he is going to join the game! He also gets immunity! Have fun voting!"

Cinder proceeds to shoot Ryu in what little remains of his nuts.

"OW MY NUTS AGAIN!"

She then throws the gun in Percy (who I forgot about)'s hand. "SEE?! SHE CLEARLY SHOT HIM, MUAHAHA!"

"Now this may be completely out of character of her to do, the only witness may be a complete snake, and it honestly doesn't even matter that much since Ryu is going to go premerge sooner or later." Edgeworth says. "But I completely believe you Cinder. Get her out of there."

"I'm not going to even try defending myself because plot contrivance." Percy said.

"Percy got 5252542624624564252596752996256294495295424759249659246525248725874687652867865428962568976827456852468972542684579258964782796268725689258962489675248679258967245896725489256826972865 votes for being mean!" Chris announced. "And also her creator JelloApocalypse is a libtard who dares to not like One Piece! And also he's a dick but that's less important than not liking my favorite anime! For that she gets the Cancellation of Shame!"

Chris then tweets "Ephithet Erased looks like caca doo doo and also the creator is woke please cancel him" and she disappears into the nether.

"Will Ryu's manhood get some respect around here? Will the OC Villains finally attack us? And will Banban win? Spoiler: he does. Find out next time on Total Drama Infinite 3!"

I originally had Ryu die of bloodloss from his balls exploding but thought it'd be better for the narrative if he survived so I can torture him a little longer. The moment JelloApocalypse released his One Piece video I tore off the Epitet Erased poster I had in my bedroom, deleted my 10 GB of Percy pictures and disliked his video, so of course I had to eliminate Percy. By the way I'll also rewrite Bon Voyage to remove Draco since his creator is being kinda mean on twitter.

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