Author's Note: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!...yeah no joke fic this year, haven't really caught the joke bug this year, well at least some of the headaches on this website have ended (He hopes he didn't just jinxs himself) now on to some songfics!

This one is not a recommendation but an idea that was inspired by MiniJen's route she's going with for the future of UF, and speaking of the future this is set in the main continuity where the kids are all grown up and have kids of their own, this is called MK 2.0

Now this one sets more into not one of Dipper's kids, Mabel's son, or Steven and Connie's kids but is focused on…..THE DAUGHTER OF GIDEON! (Cue dramatic music) but don't worry she's not bad

The idea of this character is a mix of MiniJen's idea and mine, hope you guys enjoy.

Oh, and the song comes from the movie An American Tail 2 Fievel Goes West.


The One you left behind.

All was in darkness. Everyone could feel a slight unease within the tent and then finally came a dark. Deep. Voice.

"Now ya'll ready to face the end?"

The Universe and Pines family were about ready to jump out of their seats for whatever threat was about to happen and to not only protect everyone in the tent but also their kids.

"The end…of ya'll's boredom!" Suddenly lights where shining and the area was filled with joyful music from the band of Gnomes and Rubies paying by the left side of the stage, and a spot light was shining in the center of the stage showing a large rotund man in a stylish light blue cowboy suit and sporting a fine mustache, for this happy fat man was not Santa Clause but Gideon Gleeful.

"Howdy ya'll!" Gideon chuckled. "Sorry to scare you, just couldn't help myself."

This caused everyone in the audience to laugh while the Universe and Pines family sat back down with a sigh.

"God, I wish he didn't do that," Dipper sighed as Pacifica patted his back.

"Honestly I was getting flashbacks," Steven added holding a hand to his heart.

While the adults were calming themselves down, their kids just looked at Gideon oddly.

"Really, that's the guy that was a threat to our parents when they were kids?" asked Ava Pines.

"Yeah, he looks like he wouldn't hurt a fly," said Abigail Pines agreeing with her twin sister.

"If anything he looks like he would eat it," laughed Rebecca Universe as she nudged Tyrone Pine's shoulder.

"Rebecca!" Hissed her older siblings Lisa and Comet.

"Now you all know me but for those who are new to Gravity Falls, my name is Gideon Gleeful," He tipped his hat to the audience. "Now for those who do know me, you all probably know me during my childhood were I was….a tad troublesome."

"You tried to frame and kill a family!" shouted someone from the audience causing Gideon to pull on his shirt nervously.

"Ha, ha, that was not my proudest moments in my life, but I have changed since that time," Gideon grinned. "I no longer wish for death, revenge or conquest-well that's a lie I do what to conquer."

The audience gasped.

"I want to conquer your excitement! Your wonder! Your joy!" Gideon exclaimed while throwing colorful confetti to the audience turning their fears to joy.

"And that is why after my long travels across this great country of ours and meeting of the true love of my life-In fact let me introduce her to ya'll first. SPOT LIGHT ON THE MRS!"

Soon the spot light turned and the gasped in both shock and fear at the woman on the stage walking towards Gideon. Her appearance is that of a slim hour glass figure but her cloths are the complete opposite of her husbands. While his was flashy, hers was dark and gloomy. It was like she was on her way to a funeral or Dracula's castle.

She has long black hair that was reaching to her shoulder while two strands of it lay over her shoulder and where white instead of black, given the appearance of fangs.

Her skin was as white as snow, like if all the blood was drained out of her expressionless face and her eyes were pupiless, she was not blind as evident to her walking towards Gideon who hugged her close to his side.

"Everyone this is Maryann Ghosteyes Gleeful, my lovely beautiful devoted wife, thanks again for introducing us, Ghosteyes!"

Ghosteyes cried happily in his seat in the audience, "It's a dream come true for me!"

"Well….at least he's not obsessed over me anymore," Mabel smiled but was weirded out by Gideon's wife. If she didn't know any better, Mabel thought Mrs. Gleeful was giving her the death stare.

"Say hi to our lovely audience sweetheart!" Gideon smiled.

Maryann looked at the audience, "Hi."

Gideon squealed happily, "Isn't she just perfect folks?"

"But I'm getting off track," Gideon cleared his throat. "As I was saying, now that me and my family are back in my hometown, I will be setting up a new attraction. Gone is the days of the Tent of Telepathy, now welcome to the Tent of Talent!"

Gideon snapped his fingers and a neon sign showed over the stage. "Here we welcome all talents both in the fascination and the musical, and speaking of which allow me to introduce the first of many acts to come, staring the most, dearest person in my heart besides my wife, give it up for a western themed musical styling of my daughter Lizzy Gleeful!"

The audience applaud as the Gleefuls walked off the stage and the curtain opened to reveal an old timey western saloon with three Mantours dinking from a mug, two Jaspers arm wrestling, five Gnomes playing cards, and the dealer is a Topaz all wearing cowboy cloths and the Multi-Bear in a bartender's outfit.

"Huh, didn't know the Multi-Bear was in the act," remarked Connie.

Soon the swing doors opened to reveal a 7 year old girl in a black and blue cowgirl get up with a rhinestone cowgirl had on top of her shot black white trimmed hair, she slide in the center of the stage and gave the audience a cute buck tooth grinned.

"Howdy ya'll!" Grinned Lizzy as she twirled her lasso over her head.

"Awwww," said the audience minus the Universe and Pines family.

"I'm getting some flashbacks right now," said Pacifica.

"Oh, you weren't that bad," Dipper said to his wife.

"No, she was," Connie stated earning a slight slap on the arm from Pacifica.

"I guess show business runs in the family," Steven said.

"Hopefully she didn't inherit all of her dad's quirks at that age," Mabel hoped.

Lizzy then whipped her lasso the ground gaining the saloon patron's attention. "Tell me ya'll, you got someone special back home?"

The Patrons all nodded.

"Then why are ya'll here instead of with them?" she tut tuted at them. "That just won't do, ignoring your gal, guy, gem, whatever ya'll like, it makes me wonder."

She slided towards a piano and hits it with her left hand making it play with the band following the music.

Lizzy: Is the one you left behind out there tonight romancin?

Makin eyes at someone else and sinin, is she dancin?

Only the one you left behind is real when you're sleepin

Puts the teardrops in your eyes from secrets they're keepin

The Patrons all started tapping their feet and clapping their hands at Lizzy's singing and soon the audience joined in.

Lizzy: Happy just playin a tune and dance the whole night away

Hope the one you left behind will be they for you someday

Lonely is the wind that blows, you know you'll always miss em.

Lonely is a lover's heart, if only you could, kiss em, kiss em, kiss em.

Then Lizzy started doing rope tricks while tap dancing at the same time, aweing the audience.

"That's nothing, I could that," remarked Abigail not impressed.

"Oh please," Ava replied rolling her eyes. "You trip on your own feet playing Hide and Seek."

"Only when I'm counting!"

Lizzy: All the hearts you left behind could fill up California

Please don't leave them do darn long, I think I outghtta warn ya.

Absence makes the heart go cold and makes a heart to wander.

If you stay there by their sides, you'll feel their hearts grow fonder.

Finally, Lizzy stopped dancing and lassoed her rope around one of the wood beams holding the tent up while the Patrons sang.

Patrons: Hope you see them someday.

Hope I find my way

Back to the one I left behind!

Lizzy then landed back on stage to join the Patrons.

Lizzy & (Patrons): So, tell me you will never roam

(We swear we won't go roaming)

You'll be by your fireside

(We'll all be home sweet home and kiss em, kiss em, kiss em.)

Then Lizzy tossed the lasso in favor of a fiddle and started playing it like a pro.

"Hmm, kind of a showoff don't you think?" asked Comet.

"Your just jealous that you can't play the fiddle," Lisa remarked.

"Excuse me but I can play the violin…the fiddle is different," Comet argued.

Rebecca chuckled at her sibling's argument, "Now this is what I call a show huh Ty?"

But when Rebecca turned to Tyrone, he didn't respond. "Ty? Are you okay?"
Tyrone still didn't answer, all his attention was on Lizzy.

Lizzy: So, where's the one you left behind?

Chores: They waitin for us back home

We won't stop until we're home and swear we will never roam.

I'll find the girl. I'll find the guy. I'll find the Gem. I'll find the one!

All: You'll (I'll) Find the one

You'll (I'll) Find the one you (I) left behind.

Tonight! Tonight! Tonight!

That's right alright!

Lizzy tossed her hat up in the air as she and the patrons posed at the end of the song, and what followed is a round of applause from the audience as the performers bowed.

Gideon and Maryann walked back on stage as Gideon lifted his daughter up on his shoulders.

"Ladies, Gentlemen, Gems and creatures of Gravity Falls, hope you enjoyed the show, more to come next weekend and if you want to get in on the act, signs up are open tomorrow, hope to see ya'll soon!" Gideon grinned.

"Make sure to join in the fun!" Lizzy cheered.

As everyone clapped, the Universe and Pines family clapped as well.

"Well, it's nice to know Gideon has a wonderful family," Steven said.

"Well like I said I'm just happy he's not obsessed with me," Mabel smiled. "The last thing I need is Gideon drama."

"Mama Mabel!"

Mabel turned to see Rebecca looking up at her all worried. "What's wrong?"

"Something's wrong with Ty!"

"WHAT!" cried the Universe and Pines clan, both adults and children looked at Tyrone who was still clapping and gazing at Lizzy. They looked back on stage and back at Tyrone, then they saw Lizzy noticing Tyrone and gave him a wink.

Tyrone stopped clapping as his whole face turned red, "Bum, bum, bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum." He said with a smile and his hands over his heart.

Mabel's face paled, "Uh oh."

Dipper chuckled, "Well, like mother, like son."

The End.


Author's Note: Not really a April Fools fic, but like I mentioned I wasn't really feeling up to doing one but hey there is always next year!