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Finally Blessed

"Alright, let's do this one more time." Marx said, taking a deep breath as he looked around, making sure no shenanigans were about to interrupt him. "NOVAIWANTTOBECOMETHEULTIMATERULEROFTHEUNIVERSE."

"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND."

"What do you MEAN?"

"SPEAK SLOWER. I HARDLY UNDERSTOOD A WORD YOU SAID."

"Oooof course…" Marx groaned. "Nova. I want to become the ultimate ruler of the universe!"

"GRANTED."

"...Wait, no one came to interrupt me? HECK YES!" Marx started glowing. "BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE POWER! I AM UNSTOPPABLE! UNSTOPPAAAABLLLEEEEEE!"

"Unstoppable… zzzzz… face me again… Kirby… zzzzz…"

"Wonder what he's dreaming about." Taranza said as he and Magolor were watching him mumble in his sleep on the grass.

"Dunno." Magolor shrugged as he put a blanket over Marx.

"This ultimate power is warm… zzzzz…"

Denied

"Hmhmhmhm~" Twilight Chiaki hummed as she walked by a door. "Hmm?"

"Door to Redemption"

"Door to redemption? …Pffft! Easy."

She grabbed the door knob and started to twist it, but to no avail. "What? It's locked…?" She backed up as she used the Triforce and then grabbed the door knob, but it still didn't work. "Oh… this is one of those enchanted door knobs. Alright, let me just cheat the puzzle and-"

"Hmhmhm~" Cinder walked by. "Sup." She greeted as she opened the door and walked in effortlessly.

"Cinder!" Everyone cheered.

"Huh?!" Twilight looked on in shock as she tried to reach for the door, but it slammed shut. "Oh come on!" She pouted.

"You waiting in line?" Seryu asked.

"No, I was just leaning against the wall and-"

"Good!" Seryu walked in.

"Seryu!"

"WHAT?! But she's the most despicable character in Akame ga Kill! How did SHE get in?!"

She let out a groan. "So help me, I WILL get in there!"

Blood Thinning

"Yor, I'm curious." Loid began.

"What is it?"

"You know how you can use your semblance to manipulate blood, yes?"

"Yeah!"

"Can you manipulate blood from within?"

Yor started to sweat nervously. "I mean, I could… but… there's… definitely a problem to that. I promised myself that I wouldn't do it after what happened last time."

Loid chuckled. "I'm sure it'll be fine."

One minute later…

"Ack! Mmph!" Loid grunted as he was dancing around like a puppet with Yor controlling him. "You never told me you'd control me like a puppet!"

"I AM SO SORRY!" Yor cried with anime tears running down her cheeks.

"So that's why she forbade herself from using it from within…" Chelsea said as Kokoro had a weirded out expression on her face.

"That's the most… unique interrogation method I've ever seen." Kokoro whimpered while Anya was in a fetal position rocking back and forth.

"I have seen things I wish I hadn't…"

Fogged Up

"Here, try these!" Ryuji said, giving Futaba a pair of sunglasses.

Futaba put them on and then activated her Maiden Powers, which also fogged up the sunglasses. "Nope. Still fogged up."

"Try these goofy spiral glasses." Ann said as Futaba tried them on, but they were also fogged up.

"...What did you expect?" Futaba asked.

"I just wanted to see if the fog made it look more ridiculous." Ann giggled.

"I got it~!" Jade walked over, handing Futaba a special pair of glasses. "I call 'em the Defogging Gadd Glasses. …Yes, the name is a work in progress."

"Well, let's give it a shot." Futaba said, putting them on and activating her Maiden Powers, which fogged them up.

…But a second later, small windshield wipers wiped the glasses clean.

"Windshield wipers?!" Everyone said in surprise.

Jade giggled. "You're welcome~!"

Back with Twilight Chiaki…

Ganondorf walked into the door.

"Ganondorf!"

"LITERALLY HOW?!" Twilight yelled in dismay as she desperately tried to get the door open, but no luck whatsoever. "Rrrrghh! That's it, I'm breaking in!" She said, pulling out the Master Sword and swinging it, but the Master Sword shattered upon impact.

"What?!"

"Yeesh… tough luck. Gotta wait ten minutes now." Sapphire Onyx walked in.

"Sapphire!"

"And she brought soda! Sweet!" Sun exclaimed.

"Come on…"

"Hmhmhm~" Meryl walked in.

"Meryl!"

"Ugh!" Twilight pounded her head against the wall repeatedly.

"First time?" A voice asked as Twilight turned her head to see Dark Ruby leaning against the wall alongside Ridley and Dark Samus.

"It won't let us in either." Dark Ruby said.

Junko walked by.

"Ha. There's no way that hag's getting in."

Junko opened the door and walked in.

"Junko!"

Twilight's eye twitched. "OH COME THE *dolphin noise* ON!"

Speeding Ticket

"Zzzz…" A Toad cop slept soundly in his car.

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

"Whoa! Holy Mushroom Kingdom! We got a runner!" He said as he turned on his lights and sped after the speed demon.

The cop soon caught up to the speed demon as he pulled over and walked over to the individual. "Do you know how fast you were going on your tricked out purple motorcycle, missy? You were going eighty in a fifty mile per hour zone! License and registration!"

The speed demon handed him the items.

"Uh-huh… Pokemon trainer from Paldea. That checks out." He said as he slapped a speeding ticket on the front end of the "motorcycle".

"Agia!"

"Good day, miss." He said as he walked off and drove off.

"Agias…"

"How the heck was I supposed to know that glowing pepper at Mushroom Fields would make you run like that?" Alessandra grumbled.

Suddenly Yoshi ran by them with Ruby riding on top of him.

"HEEEEEL! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! MARIO, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THIIIIING!"

The cop car drove past them.

"We got a Ruby Rose recklessly driving a Yoshi! I repeat! We got a Ruby Rose recklessly driving a Yoshi!"

"IT'S NOT MY FAUUUUUULT!" Ruby cried. "HE JUST ATE A DASH PEPPER!"

Alessandra and Miraidon looked at each other as they both turned around and drove off, both of them simultaneously whistling.

Mistress of Misunderstanding

Sora slammed the doors open as a small green flame was on his hair while he had soot all over his body. "Ugh…"

"What's with you?" Riku asked.

"Maleficent and I had a… civil misunderstanding." Sora mumbled, sitting down and extinguishing the flame on his head. "Ugh, where the heck did all of this evil come from anyway? How did she become… that?"

"I can show ya!" A voice said as they saw Tucker approaching.

"Tucker? How did you even…?" Riku wondered.

"You can?" Sora perked up. "Tell me! How did she become like this?"

Tucker chuckled, pulling out a movie. "Let's let this do all the talking.*

One hour and thirty seven minutes of live action later…

"What are you even prattling on about?!" Maleficent demanded, trying to get away from Sora who had his arms wrapped around her leg.

"You need all the hugs! You need all the love! You just need to be loved again!"

"I don't know what the devil you're talking about!" Maleficent said as Pete, Vernal, Facilier and Gaston tried to pry Sora off of her as she tried to scoot away.

"YOU JUST NEED THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TO LOVE AGAIN!"

"Soooo… are we gonna stop this…?" Aqua sweatdropped.

"Oh no, I want to see where this goes." Riku smirked, recording the whole thing with his phone.

"JUST LET ME HUG YOU!"

Retro Blues

"Hmhmhmhm~" Chiaki hummed as she walked into the gaming store. "Let's see… ah, the retro gaming aisle~!" She smiled as she walked toward the aisle, looking at all the rows of games from yesteryear.

"Hmmm… what do I wanna play…" She mused.

NES, SNES, Game Boy, GBA, N64, Gamecube, DS, Sega Saturn, Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, PS1, PS2, Xbox… they had it all.

"Ah, ExciteTruck for the Wii. I've been meaning to play this!" Chiaki hummed, taking it off the shelf and walked off with a hum.

Loud Screeching SFX

"...Wait… WHAT?!"

Chiaki immediately turned around to see if she had gotten the right game off of the shelf.

New Retro Titles from Wii, PS3 and Xbox 360!

"...Hahaha! Good one!" Chiaki laughed as she turned to the Lakitu cashier. "That's a nice joke you got there. You nearly had me."

"What joke? The Wii's retro now along with the Playstation 3 and Xbox 360. They're officially retro."

Retro

Retro

Retro

Retro

Retro

"Wh-what…?!" Chiaki whimpered, looking around to see that they were, indeed, retro consoles. "No… no no no no no no no! It can't be happening… it can't… it can't be happening! WHAT DO YOU MEAN MARIO GALAXY IS RETRO?!"

At that moment, Ibuki walked in.

"Hey Chiaki-chan! You got a game we can play toge- AUDIBLE GASP!" She yelled as Chiaki was in a fetal position, rocking back and forth.

"Time is a concept… we're all gonna be old and decrepit… time is nothing but an illusion and we're all suffering…"

"Oh no! You wandered too far into the retro aisle, didn't you? You're having an existential crisis!"

Ibuki picked up Chiaki. "Forget the games, we'll get you back to normal!"

"Just leave me here to die with my aging back and hips…"

Ibuki ran out of the store while the cashier watched on with a weirded out look.

"Yeesh, what's her problem?"

At that moment, a Shy Guy came to the counter and put down a 3DS, Wii U, PS4 and Xbox One. "What do you think, should I put these in with the other retro consoles?"

"Nah, put 'em back. It's not their time yet."

Ibuki: Don't worry, Chiaki-chan! We'll get you back to normal!

Deadpool: I'll go find Kirby!

Something I forgot to mention in Dark Moon's A/N was that Samus now has psychic capabilities in Prime 4. Good lord, as if there's any more reason as to NOT piss the woman off. (Start praying, Sylux...)

Anyway, April Fools!