Part 9 of 9, the final part
Meanwhile
"Hyah!" Tenko exclaimed, as she slammed one of the brainwashed soldiers into his comrades "So, what number are you guys on?"
"I think I've taken down about twenty, you?" Asked Akane, as she performed a leg sweep that caused several soldiers to be knocked off their feet.
"This is like twenty-one, what about you Gonta?"
"Gonta lose count." Replied Gonta, as he punched through the body armour of one of the soldiers, causing him to crumble on his feet.
"No matter, we are all doing great!" Nekomaru bellowed, as he was keeping giant robot at bay by keeping it's giant mouth shut before it could fire a laser, as at the same time Sakura and Kenshiro performed a dual uppercut through it that caused the robot to split in half.
"All in a days work." Said Sakura, as they went over to Teruteru's station who had been cooking up some small dished to keep them full of energy. They then saw in a nearby hallway that a group of soldier came by in a giant mech, only for them to immediately run the other direction as they got chased by Keebo firing his lasers at them as Miu and Kazuichi were running after him with small rocket launchers attached to their shoulders that they had built out of scraps.
"Ahahahahahahaha, take that you fuckin' virgins!" Miu could be heard laughing.
"Miu, Keebo don't destroy it too badly, I want to see how that bad boy works!" kazuichi could be heard replying causing everyone to sweat drop.
"We should probably let them be." Said Tenko.
"Yeah, they're enjoying themselves way too much." Added Akane, as they continued down a different hallway to take on more soldiers.
Meanwhile
"...Ms Yukizome, I just wanted to say thanks, even if your words didn't help all that much they stuck by me." Said Hajime, as he took a step aside to let Tsumugi have her moment with the corpse of the former educator.
"I forgive you for what happened, I didn't know she had gotten to you at that point. Granted, none of us knew what was going on. In fact my class was busy honing their talents for the exams, so even if you led me into a trap, thanks for everything." Said Tsumugi.
"How are you feeling right?" Asked Hajime.
"Better, I've been able to keep my other half under control more, she sometimes still slips out. Reminding me of the hundreds of people I allowed to die under my watch." Replied Tsumugi.
"Well, if you ever need it, I'm more than willing to help you out there." Said Hajime.
"I would like that." Said Tsumugi, as the two of them began to take off to check out more of the foundation.
Meanwhile
"Nyeh, I cast rainstorm!" Himiko exclaimed, as the rainstorm outside kept raging on while Gundham was able to convince the falcon from the falconer to join him.
"Hahahahaha, never underestimate the might of Gundham Tanaka inferior animal caretaker!" Gundham exclaimed, as the falconer tried to rush him only for him to slip on the puddles that formed and fall into the ocean.
"Oh... oh no!" Himiko exclaimed.
"Worry not young mage, if he can swim he'll survive!" Exclaimed Gundham.
"And if he can't?" Asked Himiko.
"We pretend we were never here, now go forth we have almost managed to invade this fortress."
"I'm running kinda low on mana."
"Worry not young mage, I'll guard us from the beasts of hell while you recover."
"Nyeh, that's great. Hope the extra rain doesn't make things worse for any of the others." Replied Himiko, as she and Gundham walked off to find more foes.
Meanwhile
"Nagisa! Have you gotten a connection yet!" Bobby exclaimed into the communications device that was strapped to the tower, while he, Kotoko, Jataro and Masaru were holding the satellite dish up after some it's bolts had gotten shot off after Angie failed a spot check for a moment, while at the same time the rain was getting worse.
"Just a bit longer, you just to need to keep holding on." Nagisa replied.
"Well this is gettin' ridiculous, the rain's gettin' worse!" Bobby exclaimed.
"I'm not sure how much longer we'll be able to hold on." Added Masaru.
"Curse these weak hands of mine." Said Jataro.
"Ugh, this totally not adorbs, my clothes are getting all wet!" Kotoko whined.
"Just a bit longer, I'm ninety-nine percent of the way there."
"You've been sayin' this for the last few minutes!" Bobby exclaimed, as a thunder strike was heard near the ship "Oh god, this is worse than the time I had to drive my step-grandma to the hospital while she was in labour!"
"I know man, you've told us the story before." Replied Masaru.
"I've said it before, but I'm sorry!" Angie exclaimed from the docks.
"It's fine, you didn't know!" Exclaimed Kotoko, as the kids kept trying to hold on and not slip off because of the rain.
"Uh guys, some bad news, I just got kicked out by a C. Fujissaki, it's going to be a bit longer."
"Oh come on!"
Meanwhile
"Wait, what even happened to the soldiers?" Makoto wondered, as something had caused the guns to jam, leading to an explosion that knocked them all into the ocean.
"Makoto!" He heard someone say, as he turned to see Komaru run up to him.
"Komaru, you're here?" Makoto asked, as he embraced his sister into a hug.
"Yeah, we were able to commandeer a boat to come help you guys. But what's going on with you? You look like hell." Said Komaru, as she noticed the sad look on his face.
"Kyoko died protecting me."
"Well, let's keep going then, I'm sure she wouldn't have wanted you to stay sad. I'm sure she would have wanted you to see everything through." Replied Komaru.
"Yeah, I'm sure she would have." Said Makoto while wiping away his tears.
"Good, now come on, let's go show this guy the collective might of the Naegi siblings." Said Komaru as she took off.
"Right behind you." Makoto said, as he began to follow right behind her "By the way what happened to those soldiers?"
"Oh I tried to hit them with my hacking gun, but while firing shots I forgot it doesn't work like that. But then their guns still exploded, so I think your luck had something to do with it." Replied Komaru.
"That's not how it works and you know it."
Meanwhile
"Well..." Kokichi started, as he looked at the collapsed bridge in front of him where a few seconds earlier a horde of soldiers were standing "...your luck is certainly lethal."
"I know, it is a curse sometimes."
"Whatever, all those guys are gone now." Replied Hiyoko, as the group turned to the remains of Munakata.
"May he find peace wherever he ends up." Mahiru said.
"God I hope not, he died as he lived an absolute asshole." Said Kokichi.
"A man is dead, Ouma, show some respect." Mahiru scolded.
"That guy killed half my friends because he believed they were working with you guys."
"Wow, rude much?" Hiyoko asked.
"I dunno, how's your moral high ground doing?"
"Enough!" Mahiru snapped "I admit, we all did something bad. But we are all trying to do better, and I will not allow you to hold it over us. Am I clear!"
"Alright, fine, geez." Said Kokichi, as right at that moment the door slammed open.
"Yippee ki-yay motherfu..." Sonia was about to say, only for her to stop as she saw who was present "Aw, you didn't leave any for me? That's disappointing." As she then noticed Munakata's body, went over to it for a quick examination as she then after a bit asked "Was he dead when you guys showed up?"
"No, but he was bleeding pretty badly from getting shot at while he was fighting with those soldiers." Said Kokichi.
"Unfortunate, then it would seem he's been dead for at least five minutes. Now, come with me, there is still a lot of ground to cover." Replied Sonia, as the group merely shrugged and began to follow her.
Meanwhile
"What exactly did you take from Kimura's pocket?" Asked Shuichi.
"Something that she believed could save anyone from the poison stored inside of the bracelets." Replied Mikan, as she held the bottle of antidote in front of her
"But... they're all dead." Said Shuichi.
"I know, but it is always possible to save someone." Said Mikan, as they entered another room where they found Kizakura who didn't want to say anything together with the body of Kyoko, as Mikan rushed over to her to feel for a pulse. Being able to feel a small sign of life, she opened the bottle and put a small amount of its contents in Kyoko's mouth. Shuichi and Mikan hoped that it would do something, but thankfully a few seconds later Kyoko began to cough violently as she launched herself up to see who she was in the room with.
"I'm... alive?" Kyoko wondered, as she saw Mikan "I cannot begin to express my thanks to you Tsumiki, but still, thank you."
"It was nothing, just doing my job." Replied Mikan, as Kyoko tried to get up causing her to exclaim "Please don't get up! You just recovered from death, you need to rest."
"I know... but I need to see this whole thing through... need to check on how everyone is doing... check that Makoto didn't do something reckless..."
"You can't be moving right now..." Mikan tried to argue.
"What if I helped her move, there's not much you need my help with anymore, right?" Asked Shuichi.
"That would be acceptable, I need to meet up with my classmates anyways." Said Mikan as she took off, as in the meantime Shuichi helped Kyoko up and let her lean on him.
"There, that's better." Said Shuichi, as he turned his attention towards Kizakura and asked "Will you go with us?"
"Sorry, but with Fujisaki still missing I can't leave this place until every room has been checked."
"Good luck Kizakura, we will keep an eye out for him as well." Replied Kyoko, as Kizakura tipped his hat and took off. "We should get going as well."
"Of course, and good to see you alive." Relied Shuichi.
"Yes, same goes for you. I'll be honest, I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't been found and instead put through your own killing game. Especially if you had died and it got recorded ages before it was released."
"Well, we're both still here."
"Yes, I suppose we are." Said Kyoko, as they continued to walk through the hallways in silence until Kyoko spoke up "By the way, grandfather called me. No idea how he managed to get a Future Foundation number, but he told me about the talk you two had."
"I see, gonna tell me that I was wrong with what I said to him?"
"No, I will not do that. It opened my eyes a bit, to me he still raised and trained me to become who I am today. But at the same time, he is still a man who kicked out all three of his sons from the family over not meeting his standards, could not care less about what happened to his 'successor' as long as they followed his path and only showed the smallest amount of care for his other grandkid when he could get something out of it. Shuichi, I don't blame you for what you said to him, and to be honest, I plan on either reducing or cutting contact with him after all of this is over."
"That is surprising."
"I suppose that Makoto's openness rubbed off on me a bit, the same way Akamatsu's bubbly personality managed to pull you out of your shell. By the way, how did the investigation into the Towa's go?"
"It went great, we actually managed to get everything we needed. So if the courts start working again, we could have them sentenced for pretty much everything that happened."
"Really? But are you not worried that they might expect it?"
"Partially, after all, Monaca launched herself into space to live there as a neet, but Kaito did want to go up there to arrest her so Maki and I will be joining him."
"Look at you, planning to go into space with your best friend." Said Kyoko with a teasing tone in her voice "A far cry from the boy you were a few years back."
"As for Haiji, let's just say that when Maki learned of his crimes she tracked him down, castrated what was left of him, then paralysed him from the neck down and imprisoned him in our basement. She had Miu create a feeding and cleaning robot for him to ensure no one had to deal with him."
"I can honestly respect Harukawa for that."
"Oh yeah, it was one of the few times Kokichi didn't try to antagonise her."
"And Tsumugi?"
"She's slowly getting there, but she's not a lost case." Said Shuichi, as a secret panel in a nearby wall opened up and out walked a very annoyed looking Chihiro carrying an opened laptop.
"Fujisaki?" Asked Kyoko.
"Where is chairman Tengan?" Chihiro demanded.
"He's dead, but where have you been? We've all been worried about you." Replied Kyoko.
"Well you see, he had me locked inside of that room to ensure I wouldn't interfere with his plans. Leaving me only with some food, water, a computer and a challenge to program a way out. I not only did that, but I managed to hack the entire foundation. I can see everything, and I can also control anything I want. So unless class 77-B fails at convincing Mitarai, I can just stop the count and erase the hope video from all the way down here. Anyways, how are you doing Kirigiri?"
"Better, just recovered from death, but I'm doing better. I'm also proud of you Chihiro." Replied Kyoko.
"Thanks, now then, let's get going, I'm sure our friends are waiting for us." Said Chihiro, as he walked ahead with Kyoko and Shuichi following after him, while Chihiro kept an eye on the camera feed on his laptop.
Meanwhile
"Are any of you getting the feeling that we haven't tied up as many soldiers as we would have initially expected?" Asked Kirumi.
"Not really, knowing our classmates and upperclassmen some of them tend to be rather rowdy." Said Korekiyo, as he and Ryoma tied the knots around some more knocked out soldiers.
"Should we start assuming the worst and make an educated guess that some of those soldiers died?" Asked Kirumi.
"Eh, it was a life or death situation, maybe just this once we can turn our backs to it." Said Rantaro.
"Then I'll just pretend I didn't hear you say that, I've seen quite enough murder for one lifetime." Added Ryoma.
Kirumi sighed as she replied "Let's just stop worrying about it then." As the group kept going through the halls in search of more soldiers to tie up.
Meanwhile
"Hank!" Peggy exclaimed, as she ran up to him and Aoi who had moved to a military tent that had been set up by Byakuya outside the entrance to the foundation "Oh my goodness, you've been shot, are you alright!"
"I'm fine Peg, really, nothin' major' was hit. Just my upper leg is all." Replied Hank.
"Well regardless it needs to be patched up, why haven't you done anything?" Peggy asked Byakuya.
"Ma'am, I did not see the need to patch him up further than Naegi had already done."
"Very well then, but I'll just reapply the bandages." Said Peggy, as she moved over to Hank and Aoi "Sorry if this might sting a little dear."
"Oh it's fine Ms Hill, it doesn't hurt as much anymore."
"Still, I thought I'd warn you ahead of time." Replied Peggy, as she began to reapply the bandage around Aoi's leg.
"You know Hank..."
"Dale, don't you start!"
"I was right though..."
"Dale, if you even think about finishin' that sentence I will get up and kick your ass, I don't care if my leg is still injured!" Hank yelled.
"If you two are going to fight, do it outside, something is currently happening." Said Bakuya, as he lowered himself to put the screen on equal sight with everyone to allow them to see.
"Ok, so Mitarai is listening to his former classmates at least, that's good." Said Aoi, as the group kept watching as each member of class 77-B made their case, but all the while Mitarai was keeping his finger on the button that would broadcast the video to the rest of the world.
"But he's not changin' his mind." Said Hank, as the group noticed that Mitarai's finger was starting to twitch and slowly beginning to move to the broadcast button. "Damn fool, what's he doin'"
"This is bad, right?" Asked Dale.
"It's essentially what you were convinced the media is doin', but actually true." Said Hank, as the group then heard Mitrarai say "I'm sorry, but it has to be done!" as he got ready to press the button while the rest of the class was calling out to him to stop. Only for everything to shut down, as they saw that Mitarai looked through his phone in a panic, until he saw that the file had been completely erased from his phone, as he then fell to the floor and broke down crying while being comforted by his classmates.
At the same time the intercoms turned on as Chihiro's voice was heard "Attention everyone, this is Chihiro Fujisaki speaking, I have now taken full control of the Future Foundation and deleted the hope video from he face of the earth, which I would not have needed to do if someone had just tackled Mitarai to the ground instead of trying to talk him down. You're welcome everyone, oh and to the kids on the boat, sorry for kicking you out, but it had to be done." After which the intercom turned off.
"That's probably a good sign, right?" Asked Dale.
"It is!" Aoi exclaimed, as she pointed towards the upcoming sun that seemed to be clearing out the red sky "Look, the sky is turning blue again."
"I suppose some goodness has been returned to the world." Said Hank.
"Oh finally, the lord is no longer angry." Added Peggy.
"I guess you could say it like that, but at the same time it also means that maybe we can finally rebuild society. But first we should wait for everyone to come back." Replied Byakuya, as he looked at the screen and saw that Kyoko and Makoto were embracing after reuniting near the top of the tower. "Well I'll be, Kirigiri survived."
Aoi looked over at what was going on the screen as she said "Heh, good for Naegi."
And so, with a new day ahead of them, everyone could unite under a common goal...
"I told ya'll you'd get your steaks." Said Hank, from behind the grill that he and Bobby had been working behind to provide everyone with food as he handed Akane the last stack of steaks.
"Thanks old man, these are going to be great." Said Akane, as she took off to sit with the others.
"For the last time, I ain't that old!" Hank yelled after her.
"Well that's the last of em', I guess now we can enjoy ours." said Bobby.
"Yes we can." Said Hank, as he squeezed his shoulder with a look of pride on his face, as a picture was taken "Koizumi?"
"Sorry sir, I don't get a lot of pictures of fathers with their sons taking part in the same activities while looking that happy, so this was the perfect moment."
"Well that's fine, keep enjoyin' your steaks."
"I will." Replied Mahiru, as she walked off with Nagito taking her place.
"Sir, these steaks are absolutely brimming with hope, may I have one..." Nagito was about to say, only for Hank to interrupt him.
"Take your steaks and get back to your seats Komaeda." Hank replied curtly, as Nagito walked off while Bobby and Hank shuddered at his mention of hope.
...And while some weren't all too happy...
"Wait, you guys are really leaving after this?" Kaede asked.
"I know we made a promise, but we technically took the blame for what happened here and to the world we still are wanted criminals." Said Fuyuhiko, as he placed a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"I get it, but I was kind of hoping we'd have more time to reconnect."
"We will, not now though, probably when things get better for us."
"Why don't I visit you guys?"
"That's nice, but you have your whole life here. Don't uproot it for my sake, we will meet again, that is a promise."
"I'll hold you to it."
...And then there were some who took this as a new start...
"You guys are leaving too?" Asked Kaede, as she and Shuichi were saying their goodbyes the following day to Miu and Tsumugi.
"Well yeah, I ain't leavin' Kaz alone again now that he's back to normal. 'Sides, a tropical island while still bein' able to invent sounds like a fuckin' paradise to me." Said Miu.
"I'm mainly going since Hajime offered to help me with my issue." Added Tsumugi.
"Alright, well don't be a stranger." Said Shuichi.
"Oh don't worry Pooichi, you'll see us again. You're not gettin' rid of the gorgeous girl genius Miu Iruma that easily." Replied Miu, as the two of them said their goodbyes to the rest of the group as they then boarded the ship that class 77-B was on.
...While others saw a whole new opportunity...
"Just remember guys, you have five minutes to get her out, otherwise I won't be able to land us safely." Said Shuichi, as he, Maki and Kaito had gone into space to grab Monaca a few months after everything had gone down.
"Don't worry sidekick, everything will be fine." Replied Kaito, as the ship parked on top of the van that Monaca had shot into space, used some small robots programmed by Chihiro to create a hole in the ceiling of the van, while connecting it to their ship. And so as they moved from their ship to the van Kaito asked "So Maki-roll, we're tellin' our kids about this moment if we ever have them right?"
"Sure, but I'll tell them you fainted on the way up."
"Fair enough." Said Kaito, as the two entered the van only to see a catatonic Monaca "Is she...?"
Maki immediately went to feel for a pulse, as she replied "No she's still alive, just catatonic. I guess the combination of her life, meeting Enoshima, then being with Komaeda and the hope video short circuited her brain, while her systems at least kept her alive. Let's go back to the ship." She said after which they climbed back through the corridor and Maki strapped Monaca into the chair.
"Oh hey that was quick." Said Shuichi, as he noticed the state Monaca was in "I'm not even going to ask." As he got the ship ready to return to earth, while Maki and Kaito sat themselves back down.
"Hey Maki-roll, you ever imagine being this close to stars?"
"No, I wasn't, never really crossed my mind. Why do you ask...?" She said, only to notice Kaito kneeling in front of her with a ring out.
"I always imagined I'd propose to my special someone either from space or when I was in space with them, so this moment is perfect. Maki Harukawa, will you make me the happiest astronaut in history and marry me?"
"I never thought I'd hear those words..." Said Maki, as she jumped into his arms as she exclaimed "Yes, yes I'll marry you, you absolute idiot of an astronaut!" While Kaito put he ring on her finger.
"Yeah, well, I'm your idiot now, forever."
"Don't ruin this."
"Congratulations guys." Said Shuichi.
"You knew about this, didn't you?" Asked Maki.
"He was dropping hints about it here and there." Replied Shuichi, as he was beginning the return to earth.
...for others justice would be served...
"Haiji Towa and Monaca Towa, after reviewing all the evidence that was collected against you and the sheer nature of your crimes, you have hereby been found guilty on all accounts and based on your current states will be sentenced to life in a caring facility where you will receive treatment for the rest of your lives. But will most likely never see the outside world again." The judge said, as he read the verdict a while after Maki and Kaito had collected Monaca from space and the courts were able to function again.
...And for some there would finally be a break...
"Masaru Daimon, Jataro Kemuri, Kotoko Utusgi and Nagisa Shingetsu, considering the extraneous circumstances of your situation, the evidence that was found surrounding your connection to Enoshima and everything else you were manipulated into doing. The court finds it only fair to sentence you to no prison time, but rather proper rehabilitation with supervision. We hereby declare that you will be left in the custody of the Future Foundation and its representatives."
"With all of you receiving the proper guidance, we will ensure that things will get better for you. Should things be difficult for you, we have put Makoto Naegi, Komaru Naegi, Kyoko Kirigiri and Shuichi Saihara as the people for you to turn to. Court has been adjourned." Said the judge the following day, as all four of the kids were relieved to hear this, as they joined their new carers, supervisors and all of class 78-B outside.
"Thank you for everything Mr Naegi, we can't begin to thank you enough." Said Kotoko.
"Just doing what should have been done all those years ago, giving you kids the proper chance to be kids." Replied Makoto.
"I'm just glad you guys won't be hurt anymore." Said Bobby.
"And we're glad that you'll be able to write without any issue whatsoever." Replied Nagisa.
"You will write to us, right?" Asked Jataro.
"Course, we're still friends after this. 'Sides, nothin' builds better friendships than hangin' onto a pole in a rainstorm." Replied Bobby.
"Once again, sorry about that. I probably should have said something." Said Chihiro.
"It happens sometimes." Replied Nagisa.
…In some cases a change of scenery was needed…
"Glad that you're feeling better." Said Hajime, as he and Tsumugi were sitting on the beach of Jabberwock island while watching the stars.
"Yeah… the murderous thoughts are beginning to leave my head fully." Replied Tsumugi.
"If you want more help, you'll know where to find me." Said Hajime.
"I'd like that, I enjoyed our time together." Said Tsumugi, as she rested her head on his shoulder.
...For some this new start would allow them the chance for a fresh restart...
"So just to be sure, we're all in agreement to reopen Hope's Peak?" Asked Makoto, several weeks after the last court case.
"If were are to ensure that Hope keeps going, we need to make sure that all the negativity around the school get replaced with a shining light of hope." Replied Kyoko.
"Ok, but what about you guys?" Asked Makoto, addressing the former members of Class 78-B.
"We've talked about it and we're more than willing to help, either as our main job or as guest speakers." Replied Shuichi.
"Kizakura?" Asked Makoto.
"If you'll have me."
"Well, you were good at your job, just tone down the drinking." Said Kyoko.
"I can do that."
"Now what about Hill?" Asked Makoto, referring to the fact that Hank and his family had immediately returned to Texas once everything had been said and done.
"I'll handle that." Said Byakuya.
...And some would find themselves back where they started, the way they liked things to be...
"Yup." Said Hank, weeks after Hope's Peak reopened, as he Dale, Bill and Boomhauer found themselves standing in front of the fence with a beer in their hand as they always had.
"Eyup." Said Bill
"Mhm." Said Dale.
"Yup." Boomhauer finished..
"So..." Bill said nervously "...we're just not gonna talk about what happened?"
"Shut up Bill." Said Dale.
"Yeah man, s'dang ol' crazy man, lotta people died man, dang ol' despair man, dang ol' dang ol' crazy man." Boomhauer said.
"'Sides, I didn't bother to extend the contract, so ah won't have to return to Japan." Replied Hank.
"Hank, you got two phone calls!" Peggy yelled from inside, as Hank sighed before going inside where he first took a look inside of Bobby's room where he was writing a quick letter in response to the letter he had gotten from the Warriors of Hope, as he gave a nod of approval he walked over to the phone and answered the first call.
"Hello, Hill residence, Hank speakin'"
"Hey Hank, listen I've got some good news." Mr Strickland said over the phone.
"Well what is it?"
"Strickland Propane has been bought out by some overseas investor, I get to retire early, I can finally live my dream of buyin' a house at the Florida coast."
"Wait, but Mr Strickland, what about..."
"No worries, you and everyone still have a job, in fact the investor is makin' you the defacto store owner. Anyways, I gotta pack, Florida waits for no one!" Strickland said, as he immediately hung, leaving Hank with the second phone call.
"Well, let's see who the second caller is." Said Hank, accepting the second call "Hello, Hill residence, Hank speakin'"
"Ah, took you long enough."
"Togami?" Hank questioned.
"Oh good, you haven't forgotten us."
"Did you buy Strickland Propane and give Buck early retirement?"
"I did, like I told you at the start of this, nothing will change from when this whole thing started and I have been proven right." Said Byakuya.
"Is that what you called me for?"
"No not just that, see I'm also calling you to let you know that Naegi has extended your contract until your retirement. Which should be no issue for you, since you now have more freedom."
"But..." Hank started.
"Did you really think that leaving Japan after everything is said and done would be the end of it. Like it or not Hill, most of us looked up to you for guidance, some saw you as a father figure, so to leave like that would be a huge insult to everyone. Regardless, you know your times, and we will see you to teach the incoming classes starting next month. Understood?" Asked Byakuya.
"Yes."
"Good, see you next month." Replied Byakuya, as he hung up while Hank returned to the fence to rejoin the others.
"And, was it important?" Asked Dale.
"It would seem that the next time I'm going to Japan that I owe Hiroko about seventy dollars for her late son's reading." Replied Hank, as the guys then got back to drinking.
...But in the end, the future looked bright for almost all of them.
"Well, *hic* wasn't that great?" Asked Monokuma, as the projector screen turned off while he was swigging a bottle of rum "Told you *hic* kids it would be *hic* possible." as he was then surrounded by all five of his monokubs.
"FATHER-THIS-IS-AN-INTERVENTION-YOU-NEED-TO-STOP-DRINKIN!" Monodam said.
"I'm afraid that if you don't it could do great damage to reality." Said Monophanie.
"Who the hell cares, I'd say let reality fall apart!" Monokid exclaimed.
"I dunno, that still sounds pretty bad." Replied Monotaro.
"According to my research, that much drinking can shorten your life by about two years." Said Monosuke.
Monokuma gave the audience a look, before turning to the Monokubs and then back to the audience "Alright, I'm gonna go teach my kids a lesson for bein' a bunch of smart asses, enjoy these omakes." He said, as he dragged the Monokubs off stage while the projector screen began to play again while fighting sounds were heard off screen.
Omake 1: Meanwhile in the afterlife
"Uuuuuugh, did something hit me?" Yasuhiro wondered, as he found himself waking up in a white void as at that time his memories came flooding back "Oh man, I remember everything now." As at that point all of his deceased classmates appeared around him "Oh hey guys, what's up."
"You fuckin' idiot!" Mondo yelled, as he smacked him in the back of the head.
"Ow what was that for man?"
"Dude, you could have survived!" Added Leon.
"But guys, the bear got in my head."
"That's no excuse, he got in all of our heads!" Yelled Toko, as her anger even got rid of her stutter for a bit.
"I was already ashamed to share a name with you, but that was something I could handle. But now... NOW! I don't want to hear a peep out of you for at least a week, do I make myself clear!" Celeste exclaimed, to which Yasuhiro nodded "Good." She said as she stormed off.
Sayaka sighed as she said "Regardless, we saved you a seat in the afterlife theatre, feel free to join us." As everyone began to walk off, with Yasuhiro quickly following after them.
Omake 2: A Pretty weird internship
"So you're really plannin' on going through with the procedure?" Hank asked.
"What other choice do I have?" Replied Hajime, as the two of them were sitting near the Hope's Peak fountain, as Hank had found Hajime after he had a talk with a member of the steering committee. With him having told Hank what he was offered.
"Son, let me ask you somethin' is talent really worth it if it causes you to lose who you were?"
"I just don't know what else to do."
Hank sighed as he replied "Well let me ask you somethin' else, why want to be recognised by a school that otherwise would treat ya like dirt?"
"You... make a good point." Replied Hajime as an idea hit Hank.
"Here's an idea, how 'bout a year lon' internship at Strickland Propane, if it's that important to you to amount to somethin' this might be what you're lookin' for."
"You can do that?"
"Sure can, you might have to take our guest room and you might end up gettin' dragged into our shenanigans, but considerin' the alternatives..."
"Yeah, that's true."
"Good, gimme a day to organise everythin' and we should be good to go..." Said Hank.
"Thanks sir, see you tomorrow." Said Hajime, as he walked off.
"Alright, time to organise that internship, but first I should probably inform Ms Yukizome of this, I'm sure she knows what to do with this." Hank said to himself.
One very weird year for Hajime later
"Alright class, starting this year we have a new student joining." Said Yukizome at the start of class 77-B's second year "Hajime Hinata the ultimate repairman." she added, as Hinata entered the classroom.
"Hinata?" Chiaki asked in confusion, as she stood up from her desk and walked over to him.
"Oh, hey Nanami." Hajime replied, as she dragged him outside to scold him with only Ibuki with her good hearing being able to hear parts of the conversation.
"...I was worried about you... you didn't need a talent to be someone to me... well that is at least very nice of Mr Hill... oh so that is why they got arrested and the plot of some random model got discovered... just... just don't leave me again, ok?... regardless, welcome to our class." After which they both re-entered the class and took their seats.
"Did you two take care of it?" Asked Yukizome.
"Yes, we're good now, we'll be going on a date to the arcade this weekend." Replied Chiaki.
"Oh young love, how nice. Regardless, first you will be having a lecture from Hank Hill on salesman techniques."
"Oh come on! Not another lecture that makes Akane flood the classroom with drool over the thought of steak!" Kazuichi exclaimed.
"Don't worry, we told him to tone down his steak metaphors to one and save them for the end of his lecture." Replied Yukizome.
Omake 3: You know what I would have done?
"And that's what happened." Said Hank, as he sat inside of Bob's burgers with Peter, Homer, Bender, Stan and Bob standing behind the grill, while recalling the events of his killing game.
"Well, I guess that makes you and I the only people here to have survived a killing game. Meaning you won't have to eat the 'serve de-pear on a plate' burger." Replied Bob.
As he placed Hill on the top of the leaderboard, which showed Hank at number one, Bob at number two with him dying during the Future Foundation killing game, Bender at number three for getting accidentally blown up by Komaru while in Towa city, Homer at number four as he had died as a result of the fifth motive, Peter at number five as he died during the fourth motive and Stan at number six for dying to the first motive.
"Thank goodness for that, puttin' pears on a burger sounds like a crime." Replied Hank.
"I dunno, it tasted pretty good." Said Bender.
"Bender, you're a robot." Replied Peter.
"By the way, where is that Cartman kid?" Asked Homer.
"Oh he's still stuck in his killing game, it'll probably be a while before he gets out." Replied Bob, as everyone got back to eating their burgers."
"Still can't believe I died to the first motive." Grumbled Stan, breaking the silence.
"Yeah, but you trusted Roger." Said Homer.
"He promised he wouldn't kill me!"
"Say that again, but slowly so I can laugh even harder a second time." Replied Bender. "Also, how did you not know Enoshima was a disguise of his in your world?"
"I... couldn't see through the disguise..." Stan replied dejectedly.
"Well you know what I would have done?" Asked Peter.
"Died during the fourth chapter." Replied Homer.
"No, not that." Said Peter as he cleared his throat "This is worse than the time I got stuck in a killing game."
Introducing Danganronpa 69:
Record scratch
"Whoops." Said Peter, as he cancelled the cutaway.
"What was that?" Asked Hank.
"Eheh, wrong setup, lemme try again." Said Peter clearing his throat again "This is worse than the time I got stuck in Trigger Happy Havoc."
Static
"What do you mean Griffin and Hagakure managed to make it to the roof!" Junko exclaimed into her walkie talkie.
"I don't know how they got up there either, I hid all the keys." Mukuro replied.
"Well find them!" Junko exclaimed, as she heard something cracking above her "What?" Junko wondered as Peter then fell through the floor and landed on her, causing her to be crushed instantly.
Peter grabbed his knee in pain as he exclaimed "Ahhhhhh! *Hiss* Ahhhhhh! *Hiss* Ahhhhhhh!"
Static
"What in tarnation was that?" Asked Hank, as the cutaway ended.
"What, it ended the killing game, didn't it?" Replied Peter.
"Would it though?" Asked Bob.
"Well yeah, with her dead it won't continue, right?"
"You forgot about her followers meatbag." Said Bender.
"It also doesn't count to you surviving a killing game." Said Stan.
"What? It totally does!" Peter exclaimed, as the conversation devolved into another argument.
Part 9 of 9 done, the end.
A/N: Finally, done.
This. This started off way funnier in my head, but by the time the joke wore off I was like half way through and it had gotten too big to just throw out, but I did spend a lot of time on this.
Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed.