Marco vs the Forces of Lust

by Writer of the Future

A written adaptation of "Star vs. the Forces of Evil" in a sexier retelling.

Here we go with a new story, though this won't be as focused on as the True King of Ooo. So if this story gets popular enough, I'll continue to work on it. I'm not outright abandoning it, just putting it on the backburner.

Unlike my other stories, this one will take on the approach similar to Avatar XXX by ScryingRMN, a written adaption of the "Avatar XXX" Comic by Jay Marvel. Unlike that adaptation, there will be some canon divergence with events that will be different as the story progresses. Meaning this story will follow the events of the first season with a few changes here and there, but the ending of Season 4 will be different that it is in canon. With that out the way, let's get started.

Disclaimer in profile, like always.

All characters involved in sexual acts are 18

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Spell Name"

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Chapter 1: Star Cums to Earth

Far, far away, in a magical land called Mewni, lived a princess – Star Butterfly.

The land of Mewni was unlike anything on Earth.

Mostly because it wasn't on Earth. Or in the same dimension for that matter.

It was close to midday in the Capital of Mewni, home to the Butterfly Family. Surrounded by a lake, there were several houses and buildings where villagers went about their day, the busiest place being the marketplace. However, no building was more majestic than the Butterfly Castle itself. Built into a large mountain, the castle itself was significantly larger than the other buildings surrounding it, possessing numerous towers of varying sizes with several railways and tunnels connect the towers to one another.

In one of those towers, was a full-body portrait of three regal figures. In the center of the portrait was a young girl, around 14 years old to be precise. She wore an elegant blue dress with puffy light blue sleeves with dark blue strings around them, a medium blue vest with a darker blue trim and gold buttons, a blue puffy skirt with light blue ornaments and two strings with several hearts, dark blue shoes with light blue puffs on the toes and white socks, and a gold tiara. However, the most notable feature on her was her cheeks, which had rose pink heart emblems on them. She was Star Butterfly of the Butterfly family.

On her left was a short (but still taller than the girl), stout, light-skinned man with blond hair and light blue eyes. The crown atop his head is golden with a large pink jewel on the top. He also has a thick, large mustache and a beard that splits in two ways. The man's attire in the portrait was a blue ruffled coat with gold shoulder pads and periwinkle tufts, periwinkle cuffs at the end of the sleeves, a blue cape with periwinkle fur, and gray pants, and black boots. In his left hand was a staff with a crescent moon-shaped crystal ornament at the tip. He was King River Butterfly of the Johansen Family, and father of Star Butterfly.

On the young girl's right side was a woman that was taller than both the girl and the male. She has long pale blue hair, light blue eyes, and heliotrope pink-colored diamonds on her cheeks and magenta pink lipstick. She was wearing her hair up in a big, heart-shaped updo, and she has a golden crown with a purple diamond in the center. She has hair curls obscuring her ears. She wore a light blue, periwinkle, and white gown, the skirt somewhat resembling the shape of a heart, with long blue gloves. Her bust was impressively massive, each tit bigger than her head by a fair margin. Because of this, her gown was accommodating with extra space to avoid the stitching from splitting down the middle. She also wears light blue and periwinkle lace-up boots under her dress. In her right hand was a Wand that appeared to be a blue and gold scepter with a crystal heart-shaped crest. She was Queen Moon Butterfly of the Butterfly Family, and mother of Star Butterfly.

All three figures in the portrait had a half-lidded look as they gazed into the empty hallway.

"Rail slide!"

Only for an older and taller Star Butterfly to come sliding down a nearby staircase rail and break the floating crystal decoration as she gets to the end of the railing. Unable to slow her descent, she landed on the ground with a thud. The sudden vibrations from her fall caused the portrait to fall on top of her. With little effort, the woman rips through it as she stands up. Unlike the young girl in the portrait, the woman's breasts had grown to be bigger than her head, though not to the extent of her mother's. However, she pauses from her self-induced adrenaline high when she notices the nearby chandelier swinging from the portrait hitting it on its way down. Luckily it didn't fall down, but it was now tilted, making her cringe.

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Some people have called me reckless and irresponsible just because I fight monsters…

Star is then seen fighting a bunch of monsters in a cave. How she got there was anyone's guess, but it couldn't be denied that she was quite effective in dispatching them. The monsters in question had the appearance of bipedal creatures that would be amphibious human-looking beings, who looked a lot like a metamorphosis of real humans who were lost at sea. Star punched one of them right between its eyes with her left hand before turning her attention to another one and uppercutting it with her right. Once both were down for the count, she spun her body to unleash a powerful kick with her right leg at a third monster, making his head nearly turn a full rotation before his body spun to compensate and landing on the ground with a thud.

Star was grinning as she wasn't alone. Even with three defeated monsters with one hit each, more came out at her. She noted that there was still a monster with 3 eyes, another with large crab claws, and 2 smaller flying creatures with one eye.

Fighting monsters was always a favorite way to pass the time. However, there was one thing that she loved doing more often than that.

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…And tame wild unicorns!

All through the wilderness, animals were going about their daily routines. In a clearing near the edge of the woods was a single Warnicorn drinking from a stream. The ordinarily aggressive creature had lowered its guard, for it had little to fear. Most beings wouldn't try to cross a creature that survives on the blood of its enemies.

Unfortunately for the Warnicorn, Star Butterfly was not like most beings.

"Yee-haw!" Star leapt down from the tree with a mighty shout, landing on the back of the Warnicorn. Naturally alarmed by the sudden intrusion, it let out a whine as it stood on its hind legs in an attempt to get the foreign intruder off. Unfortunately again for the Warnicorn, Star was not one who would let go of their prize easily. With a grin, Star pulled back on her new mount's mane, making the Warnicorn rear up. It bucked and kicked and whined, but could not shake off Star. After a moment or two, the beast calmed down, accepting the unwanted passenger. With an extra grip on the mane, she turned the Warnicorn to the direction of the giant Butterfly Castle standing in the distance. With a neigh, the Warnicorn galloped forward at full speed.

I like to have fun! And I'm about to have a whole lot more because today is my 19th birthday! And according to tradition, my mom the queen has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom: the Royal Magic Wand!

Within a few minutes, Star had already made it into the Butterfly Groundlands, the area surrounding the Butterfly Castle, which included the village. Star didn't break her pace for a second, not even for the townsfolk unlucky enough to find their way in her path, forcing them to jump out of the way as she zoomed past.

Some people chose to grumble about the woman's recklessness, a few had the guts to shout at her for almost running them over, and a rarer few who were just observing the whole spectacle had the audacity to gaze at the now mature woman's backside with a leer. Star ignored them all, caring more about the people who chose to smile and laugh at her antics as she rode by. Despite how wild and energetic she could be, her good nature and charm made it hard for people to hate her. She enthusiastically waved back to everyone as she barreled into the courtyard and into the castle itself.

Inside the Throne Room lay Star's destination: the Inheritance Ceremony. As per Mewman Custom, on their 19th Birthday, the heir to Mewni would receive their family heirloom and source of their power: the Royal Wand. With it, they could perform magical feats almost unparalleled in the universe. For this reason, the Throne Room was currently packed with members of the Butterfly Family, Noble Houses, and Dignitaries and heads of various Kingdoms. All that was missing was Star herself, to which the Queen and King were not happy.

Queen Moon and King River stood at the Throne Room's center, a half-lidded look that was unreadable. Queen Moon was still the taller of the two, with her royal attire in perfect condition; she was still wearing the same attire as she had in the (recently) destroyed portrait. Though time was proven kind to her by bestowing her with an even more stacked chest and wider hips than when she posed for the portrait all those years ago. In her left hand, she held the Royal Wand, soon to be her daughter's, much to her irritation, Star had chosen to run late, hence the slightest hint of a scowl on her face.

In contrast, her husband, River, was shorter, coming up to Moon's shoulders. Also wearing the same attire from the (recently) destroyed portrait, complimenting the Queen. Though unlike Moon, River only kept her face neutral for appearance's sake. Inwardly, he knew that his daughter was late because she wanted to make as grand an entrance as possible.

As if the universe responded to his thoughts, the sound of hoofbeats was fast approaching. Everyone turned their attention to the doors as the two guards closest to the doors prepared to open it, only for the door to suddenly be slammed open with a thundering BAM! The resulting force sent both the doors and guards flying as Star came in, riding atop her newly tamed Warnicorn at top speed. Onlookers had little time to process, they could only scream or stumble backwards from the scene as Star rode towards her parents who had an ever-increasing look of panic on their face. Quickly ducking, both parents had just enough time to evade the Warnicorn that Star leapt off of. As soon as the stallion was free, it wasted no time leaving the Throne Room by busting a hole in the wall behind the royal thrones. Without even so much as a scratch, the Warnicorn headed back for the woods. On the other hand, Star had landed right in front of her parents, eager to receive the very thing that she's been waiting for. She was so excited she was literally panting at the sight of the Wand. Star's parents quickly shared a brief look of panic before resuming their positions.

"Now, Star, this Wand is a big responsibility. If it falls into the hands of evil forces, the universe could be destroyed." Moon said. Star was barely listening as she became too impatient, simply yanking the Wand out of her mother's hand.

As soon as it was in her full possession, the Wand released a blinding flash of light. The silhouette of the magic artifact was seen transforming its appearance. Just as soon as it happened, it ended. When the light receded, in Star's hand was the Wand now having a light purple color with white wings attached to the grip. The bell of the Wand has a blue circle with a gold star and pink hearts surrounding the crystal star inside. There is a yellow crown on the tip of the Wand, a blue butterfly between the bell and grip, and a yellow tip with a blue heart at the end of the grip.

Upon seeing it, Star had stars (and bunnies) in her eyes as she gasped, before quickly recomposing herself.

"Don't worry, Mom. I can handle it." Star says, trying to play it off nonchalantly.

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Not even half a day later did the screams of the terrified townsfolk of Mewni permeate the air. They ran around in panic at the sight of the sky above them being engulfed in flames. What was once a normal day had become a day filled with chaos and mass hysteria. A simple showing of magic ended in a cascade effect that led to such disastrous results. Trying to solve the problem only ended up creating even more of a problem for the village, until eventually, multiple buildings were on fire, multiple creatures were wreaking havoc, and there was strawberry smoothie everywhere as confetti was raining down from the air. However, the most bizarre of the entire spectacle was the fact that there was now a rainbow over the village from one end to the other end.

A rainbow that was also on fire.

Outside of the village was the culprit, who was staring in distress. The object in their hand was flashing with residual magic, causing the person to look down at it and coming to the realization that they caused this to happen.

Figuring that it was best to leave before making the problem even worse, Star shuffled away from the village and back to the castle.

Back at the castle towers were three onlookers, two of which had binoculars. The third onlooker was much shorter than the other two, being a small, dark blue humanoid with pink eyes (with diamond-shaped irises and pupils) and lips, twelve fingers (six on each hand), a white beard that parts in the middle, a long nose, and a magenta gem embedded in his forehead. He wore a yellow tunic with a belt and a pendant with a blue gem. Despite being as tall as a Mewman's head, he was floating above the others at a fixed height in a meditation stance.

The Queen and King of Mewni could only lower their binoculars, revealing a dark ring under their eyes as they witnessed the events unfolding.

"She can't handle it." Both of them said at the same time.

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The next day, after the fires had been put out, and Moon apologized for her daughter's reckless behavior, promising that she would pay to repair any damages, a manticore-drawn carriage outside of the Butterfly Castle gates was being loaded up with cargo. Beside the carriage was a distraught Star pleading to her parents.

"Nooooo! I can be good. Please! Don't send me to St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses!" She begged, clinging to her mother's dress. Just the thought of all the horror stories she heard from that place was enough to have her screaming. Seeing this, River had to speak up.

"Sweetheart, we're not sending you there." he calmly explained, getting Star to stop screaming and getting back on her feet.

"Oh!" she smiled.

"...Yet." Moon added on, causing Star to frown.

"We're sending you to train in a safer dimension; a place called Earth." River continued.

"Earth?" Star tilted her head, having never heard of such a place. While she figured that wherever she was going was better than St. Olga's, she still felt annoyed about having to go somewhere that was considered safer than Mewni. She made her disapproval known by making a long groan as Moon pushed her towards the carriage.

"Manfred, open the portal!" River called out before getting in the carriage with his family. The man in front of the carriage brandished out a pair of dimensional scissors, which looked to be crystal-like in appearance, with a very pale blue jewel in the handle. With practiced experience, Manfred thrust the scissors in the air, causing a small rip in the fabric of space-time. Using the scissors, he made the tear wider until he opened it, making a full portal. Moving out the way, Manfred bowed as the stagecoach driver flicked the reins, making the manticores travel through the portal. Just before the stagecoach itself was about to go through the portal, Star looks out to the Kingdom of Mewni, her home for the previous nineteen years, with a forlorn look.

"Goodbye, Mewni." She said with a sigh as she passed through the portal, knowing that she was leaving everything she knew behind, and wondering when she would see it again.

After it closes everyone else went about their day, patiently waiting for the Queen and King to return. Unknown to everyone, they were not alone. Hiding in the bushes nearby was a large frog-like humanoid watching the entourage all morning. The frog-man laughed to himself as he observed the carriage enter the portal before he began to follow them.

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As the portal closed behind her, Star finally got a good look at the new environment around her. The air was different — thicker, heavier, almost… still. No magic hummed in the air like back home. No floating castles, no roaming monsters, just a vast stretch of blue above with some clouds. It wasn't the deep, swirling violet of Mewni's skies but a clear, endless blue with wisps of white that barely looked real.

Looking lower so that she was seeing things leveled was… wow.

Unlike back on Mewni, the roads were with a strange, black, rock-like substance that made the carriage less bumpy to ride on. It was uncanny how smooth it was in comparison to the roads she grew up on. And instead of being haphazardly placed everywhere, the houses and buildings were neatly spread out. They were also taller and wider than the average village house. She could even see some in the distance. She could only estimate that they were taller than the Butterfly Castle, and that was built into a mountain. These buildings however, were standing on their own.

The environment was different too. It was warm, as warm as it gets on Mewni in the summer. The trees were all green instead of the patchwork of brown, red, and green that she was used to seeing. Despite her earlier resentment of leaving her life behind, everything about this place made Star gaze in awe as she was in this place for the first time.

"Star, come back here. We still have some things that we need to explain to you." Her sense of wonder was now broken by the sound of her mother's voice, she reluctantly went back inside the carriage. "Star, this is very important. You need to know a little about where you'll be staying. On top of Earth not having any magic, only a few of the lands here have monarchies."

Star tilted her head in confusion. A land with little monarchs? Doesn't that just mean that the leaders were controlling large territories? Instead of talking, she let her parents continue.

"Right now, we're in a place called America, more specifically, a town called Echo Creek in one of America's states called California." Her father continued. "As the strongest country, this would be the safest place for you to stay. We may not know much about this place's culture, but you will learn of it soon enough."

As Star listened to what his dad had to say, a realization struck her. "Wait, it sounds like you guys are going to be leaving me here on my own."

River chuckled. "Of course we are. We still have to run Mewni, so we will be returning after we get you settled in. Besides, I heard that it's relatively normal for people of your age to live by themselves as legal adults here."

"Then, that means that I'll be living on my own for the first time?" Star asked, hesitant to believe that this was happening to him.

"You will actually be living with a host family during your stay here, but yes."

Star grinned widely at this. For the first time in her life, she wouldn't have to follow her parent's rules. She would have her new Wand and an entire dimension to explore! This was going to be the most fun she ever had!

Moon and River took one look at their daughter and knew that they had to clarify some things. "Star, I know what you're thinking about, and it's not going to happen. While you're staying here, you'll be attending a public school with others your age. And we expect you to take it seriously."

Star immediately came down from her jubilations when she heard the word "school" and slumped back in her seat. Growing up, she never liked learning anything from her tutors, preferring to learn things through experience or just having fun. The fact that she would have to go to a school full time sounded like torture.

However, Star then remembered why she was so happy: no parents, no following their rules. And she wouldn't have to make friends with pretentious young nobles. Her joyous mood quickly returned.

"Also, there will be some ground rules during your stay here, young lady." Moon continued to explain. Star knew she had to listen to this (or at least pretend to).

"First, you are not to use your magic except for emergencies only. The people living here have never seen it before and may not know how to react to it. Second, you're not to leave Earth unless summoned back to Mewni. Third, we expect you to take your magic training and academic studies seriously. Do you understand?"

"I understand, Mom." Star said, nodding her head, pretending to agree. In reality, though, she was planning to break all those rules as soon as her parents were gone.

By now, the carriage had come to a stop outside a large building. There was a large sign in front of it that read "Echo Creek Community College." And for some reason, there was also a statue of some large, furry creature. In front of the building was a flag that had a bear in the center with a star on the right side of the flag.

"Here we are, then. This is where you'll be attending school." Moon said as she and River moved to get out of the carriage. Star was about to follow them, but a hand from her mom stopped her.

"Two more things, Star. First, you're now at that age where I can't constantly look over you, and I've seen you give a few of the knights and squires those looks as of recently."

Star blushed beet red, embarrassed that she was found out.

"Oh, calm down. I know you never crossed the line, but now that you're of age, I should at least let you know to be careful around the men here.

Star slumped back against the seat. "Mom, I already got the whole 'be responsible' talk—"

"This is different."

Something in Moon's tone made Star sit up a little straighter.

Her mother wasn't looking at her—she was staring out the window, watching the Earth world pass them by. There was something… uneasy in her expression. Something Star didn't see often.

Then, Moon finally turned to her.

"This is your first time truly on your own." she said. "No magic to solve every problem. No kingdom to fall back on. You'll be surrounded by people who don't know you, who don't understand our ways. And while that can be… freeing, it also means you must be cautious."

Star raised an eyebrow. "Cautious? Mom, it's a school, not a battlefield."

Moon sighed. "Sometimes, the dangers in life aren't as obvious as a sword pointed at your chest."

The carriage hit a bump, jostling them slightly, but Moon stayed composed.

"You are kind, Star. That is your greatest strength… and sometimes, your greatest weakness." She looked at her with that piercing motherly gaze—the one that saw through every excuse. "People will take advantage of that if you let them."

Star frowned. "You make it sound like everyone here is awful."

"Not at all." Moon assured her. "But not everyone will have your best interests at heart. Not everyone will respect you."

Star shifted uncomfortably, crossing her arms. "So, what, this is the part where you tell me to stay away from boys and be a good little princess?"

Moon let out a small, tired chuckle. "Oh, my dear Star… I was nineteen once too."

That caught Star off guard. She blinked. "Wait. You?"

Moon smirked slightly. "Yes, me. I remember what it feels like to be your age. To want adventure, to want to experience everything all at once. River wasn't the first man I've been with." Moon's smirk widened a little more as Star's heart marks turned a deep shade of red as she realized the implications of it. Then, her expression turned serious again. "But there are moments in life where a single choice can change everything. And sometimes, you don't realize that until it's too late."

Star glanced away, tapping her fingers against the Wand resting in her lap. "So, what do you want me to do? Just… not talk to people? Never trust anyone?"

Moon reached over, taking her hand gently.

"No. I want you to trust yourself."

That made Star pause.

Moon gave her hand a small squeeze. "Trust your instincts. If something doesn't feel right, it probably isn't. If someone doesn't respect your boundaries, walk away. You are strong, Star, but strength isn't just about magic or fighting. It's about knowing when to say no. When to stand up for yourself."

For once, Star didn't have a snarky response. She just… listened.

A roar could be heard outside the carriage as one of the manticores roared as someone foolish enough took a flash photo of the creature.

Star exhaled, gripping her Wand a little tighter.

"Well," she said, forcing a smirk, "guess I'm about to start the weirdest adventure yet."

Moon gave her a small, knowing smile. "You'll do just fine."

Star hesitated, then—before she could talk herself out of it—leaned over and hugged her mother tightly.

Moon stiffened for half a second before melting into the embrace, pressing a kiss to Star's temple. "I love you, my Star."

"Love you too, Mom."

"I know, dear. Now, the second thing to talk about: you can't expect to stay here while dressed in your regal attire? From what we've learned, not even the royalty dresses as we do." she explained. "Stay inside the carriage and change into something that can better blend in."

Star did as she was instructed, but she didn't bother looking through her trunk of clothes. As the door closed, she looked at her Wand, and a spell came to mind. Pointing the Wand at herself, she uttered the spell.

"Radiant Light Transform!" With a flash, Star felt her royal attire swapped out for something that better represented her. When the magic subsided, she then used it to create a mirror so she could see herself.

Star was now in far more casual clothes. She had on a sea green short-sleeved dress with a white collar, white lace on the sleeves and skirt and a cute pink octopus on the front. She also wears pink and orange stockings, dark magenta boots with a rhino design, and a little yellow star-shaped side bag with a face.

'As Princess Pony Head would say, "Damn gurl. You look fine."' Star thought to herself before stepping outside to join her parents as they headed inside.

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After they got inside, the trio then headed to the Principal's office to speak with Principal Skeeves. He was a short, stout, and balding man with a small, black mustache. While Star looked around her new surroundings, her parents did all the talking with the Principal, who, frankly, was still trying to wrap his head around everything.

"So, you say that you're royalty from another dimension?"

Before Moon could say anything, the lights in the room started flickering on and off. The cause was soon apparent: Star was messing with the light switch to the room, fascinated by what it could do. "And you said there was no magic on Earth, you guys!"

Skeeves the girl a flat look, not wanting to deal with whatever brand of crazy he was seeing. He took a breath and then spoke again. "Yeah, this isn't going to work out." he said to the Queen and King, dismissing them. That is until River produced a chest filled with gold coins and jewels. Skeeves got dollar signs in his eyes as any and all forms of rational thought and alarm signals in his head suddenly went out the window. Free money was free money. "She is gonna love it here!"

As Star continued turning the lights off and on, River looked at the Principal. "She's going to need a guide while she's here."

Skeeves thought for a moment, and then his face lit up. "I know just the perfect person for the job." he said before pressing a button on the intercom.

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Marco Diaz was currently sitting in class, taking notes. He was a 6' 5", muscular Hispanic with tan skin, dark brown hair, brown eyes, and a mole on his right cheek. He had on his favorite red hoodie and dark gray baggy jeans, and olive and white sneakers. He just got done taking the notes before patiently waiting for the lesson to finish. All around him, other students had long since stopped caring to take notes since it was close to the end of their classes for the day, waiting for the time to go by.

"Marco Diaz, to the principal's office. Marco Diaz, to the principal's office." the intercom blared out suddenly. Not the distraction the students were hoping for, but something warranted nonetheless.

"Dude, what did you do?" he heard one of his friends, Alphonzo say. Next to him was his other, more rotund friend, Ferguson as he too gave Marco a look.

"I don't know." Marco shrugged.

"You sure, man. Because I know for a fact that everyone gives you grief about being the safe guy." Ferguson chimed in with his thoughts.

"Hey, I told you I'm over that."

"Yeah, but no one's forgotten about it." Alfonso countered.

"Whatever." Marco rolled his eyes. "Look, I'll talk to you guys after class."

With that Marco had adjusted his backpack and sighed before leaving to go to the principal's office. He would have preferred the day to go about like normal. It had been a normal day so far—just the way he liked it. But now, he had to do something way outside his comfort zone.

It was one thing to be called into the principal's office for something someone knows they did, but Marco, for all intents and purposes, never found a reason to be called to the principal's office until today, which made it all the more out of place for him. He could already tell that something about this whole ordeal was off.

Making his way through the hall, Marco mentally ran through what he'd say. Be friendly. Be helpful. And most importantly—don't do anything embarrassing.

As he neared the principal's office, he saw that the principal wasn't actually in the office, but rather outside it, carrying a huge chest. A young woman he's never seen before around his age wearing a hairband with devils horns on and some sort of magic wand that looked like an accessory or something. She looked to be around a few inches shorter than himself, around 5' 7". Seeing the principal motion him over as the strangely-dressed girl observed her surroundings before setting her sights on the nearby water fountain.

"Marco! I want you to meet our new foreign exchange student – Star Butterfly." He motions over to the girl, who was looking cautiously at the fountain before pressing the button. When a spout of water appears, she immediately recoils in fear and growls at it.

"Huh?" Marco eloquently summed up his emotions as he could only look on in befuddlement. This was not what he was expecting.

"I need a responsible, never-take-chances type to keep an eye on her, and who better than you, the safe kid?" Principal Skeeves reasoned as he placed a hand on the younger man's shoulder.

Yeah. Because that was definitely his reputation. It suddenly clicked to him what he was meant to do.

Naturally, he made his opinion heard.

"WHAT!? WHY ME?! Shouldn't there be an orientation leader or a faculty staff for this!?" Marco yelled.

"Ehh, they're off for today. Besides, I'm now appointing you to Student Ambassador, so problem solved." Principal Skeeves waved him off, ignorant of Marco's shocked face. "Now I'm off to the ice cream shop. Daddy's getting all 52 flavors!"

Before Marco could even argue with him about being stuck with the new kid, Skeeves walked away, already leaving the two adolescents to their devices. As for the new kid herself, she was now trying to bite the water fountain, much to Marco's dismay.

'Maybe it won't be as bad.' he could only think.

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Not even five minutes later, Marco had to admit that it wasn't as bad. In fact, it was worse. It was apparent to him that Star was energetic, practically bouncing off the walls like a cartoon character on coffee. And she didn't stop; ever! She waved to everyone she came across, looked at everything like it was the first time seeing it, and just had this big grin plastered on her face the whole time.

Honestly, Marco could have ignored the whole thing, as he was more than used to dealing with a hyperactive kid, but the worst of it was the fact that she was basically flaunting her body to everyone she came across. Her outfit hugged her body, leaving little to the imagination. With every skip, her breasts bounced up and down in the air, as if wanting to pop out of her shirt. Her mini skirt hugged her ass, making all the guys (and some girls) passing by to stare unabashedly. Even Marco himself wasn't immune to it as he found his eyes wandering to her figure more than once. However, he kept himself focused as he needed to still show her around.

After a few minutes of doing this, Star finally spoke up. "Thanks for showing me around, safe kid."

Marco scoffed when he heard what she called him. "Please don't call me that."

"Look, I don't know what you heard about me, but it most likely isn't true. Whatever people say about me being safe is just over exaggerated! Oh, watch your step. Wet floor." Marco motioned his arm to guide Star out of the way from the wet spot on the ground. "It's ridiculous! Ohh, careful. He stopped her again from accidentally bumping into a college student that was in a hurry to go somewhere. "You bring your younger sibling to class one time, and now I'm labeled as the safe guy for being "too overprotective." Oh broken glass." This time, Marco pulled Star out of the way before she stepped on the glass shards of a soda bottle. It was like this woman had no sense of situational awareness.

"Sure, I like to be prepared, but I also like taking risks, and would gladly welcome a little danger into my life!" Marco declared.

Star, who was listening to him as he ranted the whole time (it was like her mom, but funnier), came up with an idea. Without saying a word, she brandished her Wand and with a flash, turned a nearby butterfly into a giant, person-sized monster. Unfortunately, said creature then grabbed a nearby student and flew away with the hapless man screaming in terror before Star could turn it back to normal.

During the whole ordeal, Marco had hidden behind Star, completely terrified by the experience. When it was over, he asked the question any rational person would: "What the fuck was that!?"

Star sheepishly chuckled. "Oops. I thought you wanted a little danger."

The way she said it caused Marco to turn back to her with a look of suspicion.

"Who are you?"

"I'm just a magical princess from another dimension." Star said as she twirled her wand before somehow creating a mini-rainbow above her as she struck a pose. Some small creatures resembling bunnies, hearts with wings and a one-eyed squid with a horn also came from the rainbow as well.

It almost gave off the theme of a fairy tale princess.

That is, until the rainbow caught on fire, causing the small creatures to immediately run away in panic. Star, however, was still in the same pose, completely unfazed by what just happened.

After seeing this, Marco came to a single conclusion: bail.

"Well, that brings us to the end of our tour. I'm going home now." he said with a fake smile as he walked away. As soon as his face was away from Star, he immediately put his hood on before speed-walking away, then full on sprinting away from this new girl as fast and as far away as possible. The whole time, he could hear her saying, "Bye, new friend! See you tomorrow! Bye! Bye, new friend! See you later!"

The fact that she was unfazed by the fire on the rainbow was now spreading onto a nearby building and the sound of fire sirens approaching only made Marco run faster.

---

If there was an understatement of the century, it was that today was not how Marco thought things would go. One moment, he was taking notes in class like any responsible person should. Then, the next thing he knows, the principal suddenly decides to make him student ambassador for the day, escorting a new student, who also happens to be a princess from another dimension, which was an insane concept when thinking about it. But then topping it all off, there was also the fact that said princess could also use magic. Not parlor tricks, or some magician techniques, but actual fucking magic!

Naturally, Marco bailed, not even bothering to commute back home, but to just run the entire time. It was only after running for a mile straight did he finally start slowing down and started to think. It wasn't his best idea, but at least the distance was walkable to his home. After taking the long way around to make sure that he wasn't being followed by that crazy woman, Marco found himself walking back home. Instead of the Californian palm tree that was on most people's houses, the Diaz residence had various cacti all over the front yard. There were even two potted cacti on the house's porch top.

'Today could have been worse, but at least I don't have to deal with her for the rest of the day. With any luck, she might find someone else at school. She may be curvy in all the right places, but if hanging around Janna has taught me anything, it's don't stick it in crazy.'

With that thought, Marco walked up to the front of his house, his footsteps getting lighter as he heard the sounds of laughter. Sure enough, once he got inside, he saw his mother and father with their daughter, Mariposa, all laughing alongside Star Butterfly.

'…Huh?' Marco thought, doing a double-take as he realized the other occupant in the room. Sure enough, there was Star Butterfly, still wearing the same grin as before, practically bouncing up and down as she sat between his parents. On her lap, Mariposa was giggling as she was being bounced up and down. The young girl did, however, notice Marco and grinned.

"My greatest arch rival has entered my domain! Draw your weapons and prepare to face the might of the savage warrior, Mariposa!"

Getting off of Star she immediately ran towards Marco.

"Prepare yourself, scruffy warrior, for my attacks have been known to leave many without – w-woah! Eep!"

Unfortunately, before Mariposa could get to him, she accidentally tripped on her own two feet and was sent to nearly hit the ground face first. Luckily for her, Marco's instincts kicked in and grabbed her before she connected with the ground.

"Mariposa! ¡Chica loca con deseos de muerte!" Marco exclaimed in frightened concern, breaking out in Spanish whenever his sister did something dangerous, which was a lot. His younger sister was always like this. Always ready to get into a fight, but constantly tripping her own two feet. Marco was concerned that one of these days, she's going to give him a panic attack from her antics.

His mother finally noticed that Marco was home from school. "Oh, Marco! Come meet the new foreign exchange student who's gonna be living with us!"

Marco. exe has stopped working… rebooting with appropriate response.

"Wha...? W-wha...? What?" Marco finally managed to say, still shocked from recovering Mariposa, who was now climbing on him, as he tried to put the pieces together on her own. Star on the other hand, came bounding towards him and grabbed his hand.

"What?! I had no idea these were your parents! I just assumed everyone on Earth had the last name "Diaz"!" She exclaimed.

Marco felt like his entire world was shattering right before his eyes. He was trying to come up with anything to make sense of what was happening. He was even unresponsive to Mariposa gnawing on his arm.

"Won't it be nice to have Star's upbeat, lively energy around the house?" His mother, Angie, asked. That's what caused him to finally get out of his head as he sighed.

"We could have gotten that from a litter of puppies." Marco muttered. Unfortunately, he forgot whose presence he was in until he heard a large gasp.

"I… LOVE… PUPPIES!" Star said with literal stars in her eyes. Before he could understand the severity of his mistake, or even understand what was happening, Star pointed her Wand at the living room floor *POOF*, in a flash of light, there were 8 of the most adorable puppies the family had ever seen. Mr. & Ms. Diaz couldn't help but coo over how cute they were and Mariposa was stunned silent. That is until the pups started shooting lasers out of their eyes. They didn't burn anything, but they did manage to knock over some stuff.

That's when Marco glared at Star, who could only sheepishly chuckle nervously at what she had done.

Then they heard the most high-pitched scream of excitement from Mariposa.

"ILOVETHEMCANWEKEEPTHEMPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!" Mariposa said with the widest eyes and the biggest smile imaginable as she pleaded with her parents so fast, that the words blurred together as she held as many as she could in her arms.

"Well, they are really cute, Mija." Mr. Diaz chuckled nervously as he scooped one up, only for it to zap him in one of his eyes. Thankfully, it surprised him more than actually hurting him.

Noticing how tense her son seemed to be, Mrs. Diaz spoke up. "Marco, why don't you show Star her new room?"

That seemed to excite Star as she and Mariposa headed upstairs, leading the litter of puppies to the room. Marco followed behind as he was struggling to carry the trunk that seemed to have everything Star owned in it. He was thankful now more than ever that he worked out.

However, unbeknownst to the household, the same Frog-Man that had seen Star leave for Earth had been spying on them from a nearby tree. With a carnivorous grin and an evil chuckle, he pulled out his own pair of dimensional scissors before opening up a portal. These scissors were gray with a spiky dark gray handle and unlike the one the Butterflies used, his portal was dark with sickly green spirals coming out of it as he hopped in.

---

In the dark, mountainous region of Mewni, there were dead trees and skeletal remains everywhere that littered the grounds of Castle Avarius. Unlike the rest of Mewni, Castle Avarius was deep within the territory of Mewni's other inhabitants: the Monsters. The castle itself had multiple towers, white flags, a gargoyle above the door, and dead plants that have grown out of the crevices in the castle itself, giving it a state of decay, but otherwise was still inhabited by monsters.

In the tallest tower, one of these monsters was sitting on a throne, waiting for his subordinate to come back with news regarding the object he so desired.

He didn't have to wait long as a portal opened in the throne room, where a frog-man hopped out of. With the portal closing behind him, he stepped forward towards the large throne in the center of the hall, raising both his fists in salute to his master.

"Ludo, master, I've tracked down Star Butterfly. They've hidden her in the Earth dimension… unguarded." the Frog-man stated.

From the throne, an insidious cackle could be heard from his master before he finally turned around to reveal himself in all his glory. All 2 feet of his glory. If it wasn't for the large stack of pillows he was sitting on top of, his head wouldn't even reach the top of the throne.

"Excellent work, Buff-Frog. I knew they couldn't hide that royal brat from me for long. Soon, the Wand will be mine. And then the universe. And then...! Actually, the universe should do it." Ludo said, before getting serious. "Go and prepare the forces, for tonight we go to Earth and take the Wand for ourselves!"

The monsters roared in support of their master before leaving to gather the supplies and weapons. Ludo had a wicked grin on his face as he oversaw the preparations.

"I'm coming for you, Butterfly."

---

It had taken a few minutes to drag the trunk upstairs, where Star and Mariposa were already checking out the spare bedroom, but Marco managed to do it. His muscles ached as they finally had a chance to relax. It didn't help that he was constantly being distracted by the puppies shooting lasers all over his legs which was more of an annoyance than anything else. He would have complained, but he was raised to be respectable to house guests.

"Alright, here's your new room." Marco said after setting the chest down. Mariposa was on the guest bed, playing with some of the puppies as Star looked around the room, gnawing on the top part of her Wand in a habit.

"Okay... I can work with this." She said before chanting another spell. "Sparkle Glitter Bomb Expand!"

Marco could only look on in shock and Mariposa was astonished as Star fired off another spell. Within a second, the small guest room exploded and was replaced into a giant tower now jutting outside of the house without warning. If anyone happened to walk by, they would immediately wonder what they just witnessed. That, or wonder why renovations can't be done that efficiently.

Marco and Mariposa looked around inside of what had once been the guest room. Now they were standing in a two-story tower that looked big enough to fit half of the family house inside it! Star, satisfied with her work, was now bouncing on the bed that looked big enough for two people. And Mariposa took advantage of that by bouncing on the bed with Star in excitement.

"Ahh, that's better!" Star exclaimed. Marco was still floored by the detail of it all, honestly impressed by everything.

"I wish I had a room like this." He mentioned it absentmindedly.

"REALLY!?" Star gasped, somehow hearing Marco small talk.

"Do my room too! Do my room too!" He heard Mariposa say, also somehow hearing what he said, causing him to snap out of his thoughts. Then without warning, the two girls bolted out of her new room, and Marco followed behind, quickly realizing where they were headed: his room!

Before he could even stop his new roommate, the two girls already made it to his bedroom door, slamming it open.

"Mystic Room Suck Transform!" As soon as she finished shouting those words, a black hole appeared in the middle of the floor in Marco's bedroom. It then proceeded to suck everything that wasn't nailed onto the ground.

"AHHHHH!" The three people held onto the doorway for dear life. Mariposa noticed one of the puppies was too close to the portal and went to grab it, causing Marco to grab onto her and pull her and the puppy to safety. After much effort, though, they were able to shut the door, leaving Marco's room to its fate.

After a second of delay, Marco just comprehended what had happened: Star had just sent all of his stuff into a black hole!

"SUCK! SUCK!? WHY WAS THE WORD 'SUCK' EVEN IN THAT SPELL!?" Marco yelled at the top of his lungs.

"I don't know, it just came out that way!" Star managed to squeak out. It didn't matter to Marco, though. He just laid his head against the door to what was once his room, making Star feel guilty.

"I'm sorry, Marco. How about a little sunshine to brighten your day." Star softly said, conjuring up a small smiling sun above Marco to cheer him up. Unfortunately, it then proceeded to turn into a raincloud, soaking Marco to the bone.

The fact that Mariposa was giggling at his current wet plight was when the last of his patience was worn out.

"Nope, that's it. You need to go. Either that, or we're moving out!" Marco said, going for the front door. Unfortunately, he didn't make it to the front door as through a combination of tripping on one of the laser puppies, as well as the rain had made him so slippery that he lost his footing and fell out the open window and onto the front yard.

Star and Mariposa then looked down in concern.

"Are you alright?" Star asked Marco as he laid on the ground in a heap.

"Luckily the cacti broke my fall." But now Marco had cactus needles in various parts of his body. Mariposa cringed in sympathy, knowing exactly the amount of pain he's in as she's been on the receiving end of slamming face-first into a cactus before.

"Do you need any help?" Star shouted down as the guy got back up. In response, Marco just glared at her, his frustration at a boiling point.

"I'M FINE! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" He yelled as he walked away angrily. Or rather walked/limped away from his house as he definitely landed awkwardly, leaving Star and Mariposa alone with the laser puppies, which even looked sad about the whole situation unfolding.

---

All the princess could think about now was just how badly she fucked up now.

Memories of the past two days came flooding back to her, of how all she wanted to do when she got the Wand was to help others or to have fun. Magic was supposed to be fun, right? It was supposed to make things better. Instead, all she managed to was cause chaos, setting fire to her own town, barging into Marco's life uninvited and causing trouble for him.

The afternoon turned into night as Star sulked, curled up on her bed as she stared at the Wand next to her, arms wrapped around her knees. She had once again caused unnecessary problems for someone once again. Not even the laser puppies and their cute faces could bring her joy.

A small voice piped up beside her.

"You know he'll be back, right?"

Star blinked and turned her head to see Mariposa standing next to the couch, her tiny hands on her hips like a mini version of her big brother.

Star forced a smile. "Yeah, sure. Hopefully…"

Mariposa hopped onto the bed and plopped down next to Star. "Marco always gets like this when he cares about something a lot."

Star furrowed her brows. "What do you mean?"

The little girl kicked her feet idly. "Marco's always been like this. He acts all grumpy when things go crazy, but it's not 'cause he's mad at you. It's 'cause he worries too much."

Star let that sink in.

Mariposa turned to her, grinning. "Wanna hear a secret?"

Star leaned in, intrigued. "Always."

Mariposa giggled. "Okay, so one time, when I was little — like, really little — I climbed onto the kitchen counter 'cause I wanted cookies."

Star smirked. "I get the feeling that's not the first time you've pulled that move."

"I know, right?" Mariposa giggled. "But I slipped, and Marco freaked out. He caught me before I hit the floor, but then he got all serious and started lecturing me about how I could've gotten hurt. I thought he was mad, so I started crying, but then—" She paused for dramatic effect. "—he hugged me super tight and promised he'd always keep me safe."

Star felt something tug at her heart.

"That's just how he is." Mariposa continued. "He gets all stressed out and stomps around like 'Blah, blah, responsibility, blah, blah, why are you like this?'" She deepened her voice in a mock imitation of Marco, making Star chuckle.

"But," Mariposa added, softer now, "...it's just 'cause he cares. He's a big softy."

Star exhaled, staring at the ceiling. She knew Marco cared, having witnessed him guiding her through the community college and making sure she was safe, but hearing it from Mariposa somehow made it feel more real.

"So," Mariposa nudged her, "...are you gonna say sorry, or what?"

Star grinned, ruffling Mariposa's hair. "Yeah, yeah, you got me. I'll fix it."

Mariposa beamed. "Good! 'Cause if you don't, I will tell Marco you were moping like a big sad puppy."

Star gasped dramatically. "You wouldn't dare."

Mariposa crossed her arms with a smug look.

Star laughed. "Alright, alright! I'll make it right." She stood up, determination in her eyes.

She ran out the door and out of the house, determined to find him… only to immediately come back sheepishly.

"Uh, you wouldn't happen to know where Marco usually goes to?"

---

By the time Marco made his way to the Stop-N-Slurp in town, he managed to pull out all the cactus needles in his body. That was little comfort, considering that he was still being soaked by this damn rain cloud that followed him everywhere and refused to go away no matter how much he swatted at it. Making his way to the convenience store without saying a word, hoping to get something so he wouldn't deal with the rain. Unfortunately, because it wasn't the rain season, the store was not stocked up on ponchos or umbrellas. All he managed to get was a Slurpee and a candy bar before the guy at the register asked him to leave.

Which is where he found himself standing outside the store with a stress-induced look in his eyes, begging anyone to help. Unfortunately, being 6'5", built like a brick shithouse, and clearly having a bad look on his face tends to make people avoid him, further making him miserable.

When he heard footsteps approaching him, he turned his head to see Star appear next to him. Normally, he would have been defensive about it, but he just accepted that this was going to happen.

"What are you doing here?" he said, annoyed. Star didn't say a word. Instead, she just looked down at her shoes before raising her Wand at him. Marco braced for what's about to happen, but to his surprise, all she did was remove the rain cloud. She even dried off his clothes and repaired the damages. While he was grateful, he still was apprehensive. Finally, Star spoke.

"I didn't get a choice about coming here to Earth. My parents just decided for me because I made a mistake. And you never got the choice about having to deal with me. I sometimes end up getting so caught up in having fun, that I completely forget to consider how my actions can affect those around me, like everything I put you through today. So I'm sorry." Star said, bowing in apology. Marco looked at her with a softer expression.

"I'll tell your family about this, and hopefully I can find another family to take me in." When she finished bowing, she turned her back towards Marco, looking sad but resolute in her decision.

Marco on the other hand, felt immense guilt at how he snapped at her earlier. All she wanted to do was help, and he lost his temper. Especially since he's used to having to take care of Mariposa and watch out for her crazy antics. He took a step forward to put a hand on the girl's shoulder. When she turned around to meet him again, he spoke.

"Star, I-" Before he could finish that sentence, any words he was about to say died in his throat as he looked behind her. Then new words came out just as quickly. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?"

Confused and alarmed, the Princess turned around to see what had Marco worried, only to immediately join in his concerns. Standing before the two young adults were an assortment of very fierce, and very intimidating, Monsters. There were about 9 of them (technically 10 if the monster with two heads counted), all of which were growling and ready to fight. At the head of the group was a short, bird-beaked monster with a green robe, skull hat, and a bat-winged staff.

"Star Butterfly! At last, I've found you!"

Star's instincts kicked in as she kept her Wand away from the monsters as she stared down at the Monster leading the pack.

"Ludo, how the hell did you know I was here?"

The birdman just chuckled. "Wouldn't you like to know?" He replied smugly.

"Yes. That's why I asked." she nodded her head.

"Oh, well. You see, Buff-Frog – wait, I don't have to answer to you!" He stopped himself in time. "Get her!"

The monsters roared their battle cries on Ludo's command before charging at the princess, who had already readied her Wand in preparation for a spell. However, before she could, Marco jumped in front of her, shocking her into canceling out the spell. A monster with three eyes came up to the duo first, as it was the fastest to attack.

"HI-YAAA!" However, Marco struck first with a right punch to the monster's gut, followed up by a spinning backfist with his left, causing the monster to stumble back a few feet. Before he could recover, Marco jumped in the air and performed a frontflip that ended in an axe kick on the monster's head, knocking him down. It happened so fast, that the other monsters stopped their charge.

"You can fight!" Star said in awe of what the man had just done.

"Black-belt in Karate!" Was Marco's reply before karate-chopping a bear monster with a horn on its head and wielding an axe as it got close to them. The force of the blow was enough to make the monster turn its full body before falling to the ground in a heap.

Star's excitement grew even more as she charged at another monster, a bearded deer man wielding a great-hammer. He swings at her, but she manages to duck under it thanks to her smaller frame and then kick the monster in the stomach causing the monster to let go of the hammer in midair. The monster tries to attack, only for the hammer that he was wielding to come crashing back down on his skull. Meanwhile, Marco sees another monster and performs a flying kick. The poor creature tried to defend itself, but misjudged just how hard that kick was as he was sent flying across the parking lot.

Ludo could only look at the display in fury, before grabbing onto Buff-Frog.

"What the hell, Buff-Frog! You said she was unguarded!" Ludo yelled. Buff-Frog could only shrug, just as confused as he was. He thought that the human was just a babysitter. The two monsters could only look on as they could see the two young adults holding off their forces reasonably well.

Marco was forced to hold off Monsters that were taller than him, and more muscular too. However, thanks to his skill in karate, he was able to fend them off and even use their own momentum against them. Star, on the other hand, had finally decided to use her magic. Getting on top of a car, she jumped off it to lose the ones close to the vehicle before jumping on a giraffe monster's neck. Jumping off the neck, she pointed her Wand at the giraffe-man while in the air.

"Rainbow Fist Punch!"

With that, a rainbow-colored fist came out of the Wand to knock the giraffe man through one of the car's windows. On the other side of the car, Marco was fighting the same three-eyed monster he took down before. Seeing the car, he opened the car's driver's side door, allowing the giraffe monster's neck to stretch out and crash right into the other monster, this time, knocking him out for good.

Star used her Wand as a weapon and bashed a monster on the head with it. Marco appears next to her and karate chops the two-headed monster away. The two adults smiled at each other as they got the other's back. Star sees Buff-Frog approach them and uses her Wand to send a magic blast at him. Unable to dodge it in time, the frog-man gets knocked back towards Ludo, who manages to run out of the way just in time for Buff-frog to hit the streetlight behind him, leaving him dazed.

"You're embarrassing me! Get back up this instant!" the bird-man screeched as he shook Buff-Frog.

That seemed to do the trick as Buff-Frog slowly got back up with a groan, before immediately ripping the streetlight off its base. He roars and charges in, ready to use his improvised weapon. Unfortunately for him, Star hadn't taken her eyes off him and readied another spell.

"Jellybean Hallucination Mist!"

Because of Buff-Frog being point blank in range, he wasn't able to escape the blast of magic hitting his face. However, unlike last time, he wasn't knocked back, but instead found himself in a weird dimension of jellybeans. He somehow lost the streetlight weapon and looked at his hands to see that they grew faces.

"Whoa… what is happening?" all three faces said.

However, it was all in his head and was experiencing the human equivalent of a psychedelic drug trip with the streetlight he was carrying now lying on the ground next to him.

"LOOK OUT!"

Before Star could turn around, she was pushed out of the way by Marco, who was punched by two monsters that snuck up behind Star. She looked in horror as she saw Marco take a hit for her with such force that his hoodie was torn from one of the monster's claws. He was knocked on the ground, dazed.

Something in her snapped.

"BACK OFF!"

With a blast of magic, Star knocked the two monsters away from Marco. They were knocked down, but were covered up by the rest of the monsters still fighting. Star just gave them a baleful look as her Wand swirled with magical energy. Without hesitation, she pointed her Wand at them.

"Mega Narwhal Blast!"

Several massive Narwhals were summoned and rained down on the monsters, who realized all too late that grouping up wasn't the best idea. They tried to scramble away, only to suffer the same fate as the two monsters they previously backed up: getting crushed and steamrolled by giant narwhals. By the time they faded away, all Ludo could do was stare in defeat. All of his henchmen were battered and bruised, out cold or groaning in pain.

"Still think you want some of this, Ludo? Because I can do this all night." Star said as she strutted up to him.

Ludo could only stare at her in rage. And if it wasn't for the fact that they were enemies, he would definitely be looking at her chest and ass, but he had pride and he wasn't going to lose that too.

"No…" he let out a sigh before turning the other way and taking out his own pair of interdimensional scissors, which were light gray with horns on the handle. "You see, you morons?! This is what happens when you don't work out! Your muscles are like pudding! Come on, back in the portal, back in the portal." he groaned as he made a new portal.

The monsters all groaned as they carried themselves and limped back to the portal. Even the Giraffe Monster was too bruised and dazed to even bother removing the car off him, taking it with him. The only exception was Buff-Frog as he was on his spell-drug high.

"Tsk, you even retreat pathetically. I'll whip your asses into shape! And as for you…" Ludo entered the portal before turning his attention towards Star. "You may have won today, but I'll get that Wand if it's the last thing I do, Star Butter-" he didn't get to finish that threat as, in a form of comedic timing, the portal closed around his neck, choking him. Not wanting to be decapitated, he manages to pull his head in at the last second, but in doing so his skull crown is left behind.

As soon as it was over, she immediately rushed towards Marco, who had gotten back up.

"Are you okay?" She asked worriedly.

"Yeah, they just caught me off guard is all. It'll take more than that to put me down. But enough about that…" Marco reassured Star before geeking out. "That was amazing! I was amazing! You were amazing!"

She giggled at how he gushed on about the fight they were in.

"Yeah, I guess we were." she said with a smile, before gaining a more despondent look as she remembered what she said before Ludo showed up. "…Well… I should probably go pack my bags. I don't want to cause you any more trouble."

"Wait!" Marco stopped her, putting a hand on her shoulder. "Look, we've only known each other for a day, and you've already endangered the life of a student, set fire to part of my college, and got all my stuff sucked down a black hole."

With each mention, Star became more despondent and embarrassed.

"But, I can tell that those were complete accidents and that you mean well, plus you even went so far as to find me to set things right. And maybe I was a bit too harsh on you. You can stay with my family and me for as long as you want."

Star's face then lit up.

"Really? HUGS!" Without warning, Star jumped up and hugged Marco, who hugged back. Although, it was hard to fight off the blush on his face when she glomped on him with her breasts basically shoved into his face.

When Star let go of him, she took a glance at his clothes. When she saw that his hoodie was torn, she was about to fix it, but was distracted by something else.

'Oh, my… was he always this ripped?' She fought off a blush as she unabashedly stared at Marco's abs. She knew that he was fit, as displayed by his karate-skills, but she didn't know just how ripped he was. She quickly snapped out of her thoughts before returning her attention back to him.

"How about we head home? I need to change my clothes before I catch a cold."

Star chuckled. "Let's. And don't worry, I'll fix your room tomorrow."

"Really? Thanks, Star."

"Of course! Anything for my new best friend." Star said, chuckling to herself.

"Jumping right into best friend status, huh?"

"Well, we'll be living together and will be seeing a lot of each other, so yeah."

"Which reminds me, are there gonna be more monsters attacking us all the time?" Marco excitedly asked his new friend.

"Obviously. Ludo doesn't give up so easily." Star explained

"All right! That sounds so dangerous!" He said happily, before stopping Star. "whoa! Let's cross at the light."

"Okay, "wild man"." Star said with a chuckle.

---

By the time they were back home, everyone else had quietly gone to sleep. Mariposa had taken the puppies and slept peacefully in her room, if one could call snoring like a bulldog peaceful.

Star, on the other hand, sat on the edge of her bed, gripping the blankets tightly in her hands. No matter how many times she replayed it in her head, the image stayed the same — Marco's room, completely wrecked, his stuff gone, sucked into some void because she just had to open a portal without thinking.

She stole a glance at Marco, who was standing near the door, rubbing the back of his neck. He looked tired — more tired than usual.

And it was her fault.

"Hey, uh… Star?" Marco's voice was softer than usual. "It's fine, okay? My room's been through worse."

"No, it's not fine!" Star burst out, gripping the blankets harder. "I literally sucked everything into another dimension! Your stuff! You have nowhere to sleep, Marco!"

Marco sighed, rolling his shoulders. "I'll crash on the couch. It's not a big deal."

Star frowned. "It is a big deal." She hesitated, then took a deep breath. "Look… I know I mess things up sometimes — okay, a lot of the time — but I wanna make this right."

Marco gave her a curious look. "Star…"

"You're sleeping in here tonight!" she blurted out.

Marco blinked. "What?"

She crossed her arms, her breasts being emphasized when she did it. Marco had to fight off a blush. "You heard me. You can take my bed, I'll take the floor. Problem solved."

Marco's face scrunched up. "Star, no way. It's your room."

"Exactly! Which means I get to decide!" Star huffed, standing up. "And I say you're sleeping here, end of story."

Marco looked like he wanted to argue, but after a moment, he just sighed in defeat. "You're not gonna let this go, are you?"

"Nope."

A small smile tugged at the corner of Marco's lips. "Fine. But we're sharing the bed. No way am I letting you sleep on the floor in your own room."

Star hesitated. "You sure?"

Marco rolled his eyes. "Star, we've literally been through a life-or-death battle together. A bed is nothing."

Star blinked, then grinned. "Okay, but if you hog the blankets, I will use magic to make them disappear."

Marco chuckled as he kicked off his shoes. "Noted."

As they settled in, Star let out a breath she didn't realize she'd been holding. She could feel his body heat next to her and see his chest rising and falling with each breath. She really tried going to sleep, but couldn't after she realized that she was sleeping next to a boy.

The room was quiet. Too quiet.

Marco lay on his side, facing the ceiling, while Star was on her back, staring at the dim glow of her Wand resting on the nightstand. The bed wasn't small, but with both of them crammed together under the covers, every movement felt amplified.

It wasn't like they hadn't been in close quarters before — running from monsters, fighting side-by-side — that was literally a couple of hours ago. But sleeping next to each other? That was a whole different level of weird.

Star sighed dramatically. "I cannot sleep like this."

Marco groaned, shifting slightly. "Yeah, no kidding. It's like I forgot how to have arms. Where do I put them?"

Star snorted. "Right? Like, do I just—" She awkwardly moved her arms up, then down. "—stay stiff as a board? Or do I go full starfish?"

Marco chuckled. "Pretty sure starfish mode is just you in general."

Star gasped, feigning offense. "How dare you, Marco Diaz."

They fell into comfortable silence, though neither of them made any effort to close their eyes. The glow of the Wand cast soft shadows across the room, making everything feel… still.

Then, Star whispered, "Hey, Marco?"

"Yeah?"

She hesitated. "…Are you still mad?"

Marco turned his head slightly, trying to see her in the dim light. "Mad? About what?"

Star fidgeted with the blanket. "About your room. About your stuff. About me being a walking disaster."

Marco sighed. "Star…" He paused, then turned fully onto his side so he could actually face her. "Yeah, I was mad. But not at you. Just… at the situation."

She frowned. "But the situation was caused by me."

Marco shook his head. "You didn't do it on purpose. And yeah, sometimes you're… a little chaotic—"

Star scoffed. "Understatement."

"—but you care. Like, a lot. And that makes up for all the… you know." He gestured vaguely. "Explosions. Monsters. Magical catastrophes."

Star smiled softly. "You're such a big softy."

Marco groaned. "Mariposa told you, didn't she?"

Star grinned. "Oh, absolutely."

Marco chuckled, shaking his head. Another silence stretched between them, but it wasn't awkward. Just… comfortable.

Then, Star whispered, "Marco?"

"Yeah?"

"…What if I had sucked you into another dimension?"

Marco thought about it for a moment. "Well, you'd probably risk your life and cause at least one interdimensional incident trying to save me."

Star smirked. "Obviously."

He smiled. "Then I guess I wouldn't have anything to worry about."

Star's face softened. "Yeah… I guess not."

For the first time that night, she felt the guilt loosen its grip on her chest.

A yawn slipped out of Marco's mouth, and Star felt her own eyes growing heavy. Maybe they could sleep after all.

"Night, Star." Marco murmured.

Star closed her eyes, a small smile on her lips. "Night, Marco."

And this time, they actually fell asleep.

---

For the first few hours, Marco actually managed to sleep.

That is, until a strange weight on his chest — and something warm pressed against his neck — dragged him back into consciousness.

His eyes fluttered open, still groggy from sleep. The room was dim, the faint glow of Star's Wand casting soft shadows around them. For a moment, everything felt normal.

Until he realized he couldn't move.

Marco blinked. Something — no, someone — was practically draped over him. His brain took a few slow seconds to process the situation.

Star.

On him.

He fought off a blush as her head was tucked into the crook of his neck, golden hair spilling over his chest. One of her arms was sprawled across his stomach, while one of her legs — dear lord why — was tangled between his. Compared to himself, her body was much more curvy, her heavy breasts pressing against his chest. Somehow, his hand was latched onto her soft, doughy ass, causing her soft breathing to turn into small moans and a slight blush.

'¡Santa Mierda!' Marco found himself cursing at the position he found himself in. Not to mention that the closeness in proximity meant that he could smell her. He didn't know what it was but it was driving him mad as his erection was threatening to slip out of his shorts. It didn't help the fact that Star's thigh was rubbing against it.

Marco's entire body locked up.

'Okay. Okay. This was bad, but it could be worse. It wasn't like this was the first time Star had totally ignored the concept of personal space. But—'

'Wait, is she drooling on me?!'

Marco tensed. Yep. There it was. A tiny patch of warmth on his shirt, right over his collarbone.

He exhaled sharply, panic settling in. 'What do I do?'

If he moved too suddenly, he might wake her up, and then it'd just be awkward. But if he didn't move—

Star stirred slightly, mumbling something unintelligible.

Marco froze.

She nuzzled closer.

Oh no.

His brain was screaming. This was not normal best-friend behavior. Right? Right. Definitely not. And yet—

Marco swallowed hard, willing himself to stay calm. He could do this. He just had to… carefully… move her off without waking her up.

Slowly, so slowly, he started shifting—

A sleepy voice interrupted his plan.

"Marcooo…" Star mumbled against his chest.

Marco went rigid. "Uh — y-yeah?"

Star sighed, opening her eyes and staring into his. Feeling exactly what she was doing, she blushed, but instead of getting flustered, she actually moved her body downwards until she was facing his crotch "…I've caused this, didn't I?"

Marco's brain short-circuited.

"Let me take care of it…" He heard her whisper.

Marco's short-circuited brain quickly rebooted.

"Wait…" he said.

"Oh, sorry! D-did I misread the situation?" Star asked, preparing to remove herself from him.

"No, no, you didn't." Marco replied. "It's just… we've only just met. And I don't want to take advantage of you."

"Oh, I don't think that would be a problem. Truth is I want this as well."

Marco gulped. "Well, I don't mind, truly. Besides, it's not the first pair of boobs I've ever seen. Though your's might be the biggest by far."

Star chuckled before rising up, allowing him to get a full view of her U-cup breasts. "You should see my mom's."

"Damn, well, you must have a lot of suitors then." Marco said.

"You'd be surprised." Star replied with an awkward face. Her eyes darted back to Marco's shorts, the outline of his erection beginning to sneak its way down the leg band.

'Fuck…it's so big.' Star thought to herself, unconsciously licking her lips. 'Alright, girl, focus. You're literally topless and he isn't freaked out. He's totally down to fuck.'

"So… you've seen tits before?" Star asked.

"Oh… yeah, a few times." Marco nodded. "Though definitely none as big as yours."

"Any of those lucky girls see your dick?" Star continued.

Marco grinned, "Yeah… a few of them. Why, you wanna be one of them?"

Star turned, kissing Marco on the cheek, "Absolutely."

Marco's hand went to the elastic waistband of his shorts, widening the it that the lace gave way to make room. With his bottoms loosened, he shuffled in place atop the bed, allowing his growing erection to spring free.

Star let out an audible gasp at its sight. A fleshy monolith standing at 14 inches in length, tan with a slight reddish pink in complexion standing high in and proud from the opening in his shorts. It lurched and swayed slightly under its own weight, the pre-cum pooling at the tip.

"Oh my…" She breathed haughtily.

"Impressed?" Marco asked with a smirk, knowing full well that he was well above average. Various trips to the shower rooms after hitting the gym have given him more than enough accidental glances at another man's junk and vice versa. Not to mention that every girl he's been with has also seen it.

Safe to say, he's been asked how his dick was so big on more than one occasion.

"Oh yeah… it's the biggest cock I've ever seen." Star admired, her hand reaching out to grab it. "I mean…I've only ever seen some knights and squires, but…"

"Not as big?" Marco asked.

"Definitely not!" Star exclaimed, "But I've… seen it, y'know?"

Marco shrugged. "Hey, I wasn't judging. I've had friends with benefits."

Star grunted, wondering for a moment why she had never acted on any urges she had with some of the people. Even her mother had a few lovers before meeting her father.

'Was it that I wanted dick or I wanted him?' She wondered for a moment. As she pondered these thoughts, her arm began to piston up and down Marco's massive cock, keeping him fully hard. What surprised her the most was the strange pulsing she felt, like a heartbeat in his thick veins that snaked all over his tanned monster.

"Ahh, that feels good." Marco moaned as Star continued to stroke. "You're really good at that."

"Thanks." Star said with a smile. Her fingers traced Marco's cock to the tip, soaking themselves in his pre-cum and bringing them back down to coat his cock in its own pre-cum. Marco shuddered at the motion, causing his cock to buck and twitch in Star's hand. She yelped somewhat at the movement, watching the monolith sway and lurch. "Are all guys on Earth so big?"

"Not really." Marco replied. "If anything, I'm an outlier."

"Damn, guess that makes me lucky." Star smiled. She paused for a moment, transfixed by Marco's cock. "Can I suck it?"

"I was hoping you'd ask." he replied, letting Star take the lead. He flexed his muscles, causing his cock to twitch and buck in Star's hand again. Precum dripped down from the tip, coating the back of her stationary hand.

Star's mouth watered as she stared down the meat pole in her hands. Drool ran from her lower lip, dripping down onto her enormous rack. Her gaze was locked on to her prize, seemingly unable to look away from any reason. Slowly her mouth went to Marco's cock, her jaw opening wide, preparing to swallow.

'This is it!' Star thought. 'A real cock, not that cold leather dildo.'

Her lips sealed around the swollen mushroom head of Marco's dick. Her tongue darted forward, licking at the reservoir of pre-cum on the cum slit.

'It's so tasty!' Star moaned as her body was overtaken with pleasure by the taste of Marco's pre alone. Her embrace became a deep, passionate kiss against the cock in her mouth. She gave another moan, pushing her head down the shaft several inches. Marco grunted at her effort, his cock pulsing inside her mouth. Star got half way down before retreating. She gasped for air as the thick meat escaped her lips, her face was flush. A thick line of drool connected her to the shaft at her lower lip. Her hand went to the saliva slick top, using her natural lubrication to get the shaft even easier to jerk off. A second later her mouth attacked again, swallowing even more than last time. Marco began to thrust his hips up into Star's mouth, making her swallow even more of his cock. Star took the encouragement well, soon she was threatening to deep throat his entire cock.

"I'm gonna…" Marco grunted, "Fuck, I'm gonna blow!"

Star pulled her mouth off his cock slowly, lapping at every inch with her tongue as she did so. Her free hands went to Marco's ball sack, massaging his testicles. He grunted again. The tip of his head was in the back of her mouth when Star felt his nuts contract. A moment later a hot salty liquid exploded into her mouth. Star moaned with a primal arousal, feeling a small orgasm run over her aching pussy. She swallowed hard, every last of Marco's cum going down into her stomach. Her mouth filled with more seed a second later. She desperately swallowed down the load as her mouth filled almost instantly a third time.

So much Star's head was swimming. Her whole body was warm and shuddering with arousal. Marco's cock bucked in her mouth a final time before his load seemed to be complete. Star swallowed for either her fourth or fifth time. The deflating cock head left her mouth, flopping down unceremoniously onto Marco's shorts. The Interdimensional Girl wiped her mouth, smirking at her own ability.

"Wow, I don't think I've ever had a blowjob that great…" Marco admitted, smiling at Star.

"Thanks." Star replied, beaming with pride. "Did you enjoy this too?" Her hands traced around the still erect piece of meat jutting from Marco's shorts.

"Absolutely," Marco snickered, lying back, "I'll definitely want a lot of those in the future."

"I'd be more than happy to oblige." Star smirked.

'Maybe having her here won't be as bad as I thought.' Marco thought, closing his eyes.

'I need more of that dick.' Was Star's only thought, however.

A sudden lethargy overtook the young Hispanic as his legs seemed too heavy to move. Star placed the bed sheets onto her chest, scrambling back up towards Marco. Marco fixed his dick into his shorts, falling asleep a minute or so later.

That was until he felt Star slowly impaling herself on his cock. The pressure he felt was indescribable as she lowered her pussy on his dick. Their breaths hitched when she managed to bottom out allowing her cervix to kiss his dick, sucking on the precum straight from his urethra.

'God, her mouth was already lovely beyond comparison, but the way the lips and folds of her cunt are all wrapping themselves around my dick, pulling the tip deeper and deeper is even better.' Marco thought in pleasure. He instinctually bucked his hips into her, meeting Star's as she moaned. 'It feels as if I'll instantly cum again if I lose focus for even a second!'

"S-Star…" Marco moaned.

"How naughty of you, Marco. I'm supposed to make you feel good, so just sit there and relax." Star said, her heart marks glowing bright pink as she kept bouncing on his dick.

Marco could only grunt as he felt Star continually ride him. She placed her hands and ran all over her abs, marveling at how perfectly sculpted they were. Every time her hips met his, she could feel her womb slightly opening up every time his cock hit the entrance. She could barely stop herself from moaning out.

While that happened, Marco couldn't help but admire Star's breasts bouncing up and down, and decided to grope at them, much to her shock. He began flicking, pulling, and twisting at her sensitive nipples. She couldn't hold her moans anymore and did the only thing she could to silence them: Kiss Marco and moan in his mouth.

"Mmph!?" Marco was muffled by Star's mouth latching on his own. He could feel how hard her pussy was squeezing his dick. He almost felt like it was enough to rip his dick off. For Star, it felt like her pussy was being stretched by the massive phallus.

And she wanted more.

Positioning her legs, she managed to move her hips upward until the tip of Marco's cock was still in her pussy, before slamming it back down and repeating the process over and over again.

Marco could feel his balls lurch forward, threatening to release its contents into Star's waiting pussy. It didn't need to wait long as Star felt herself come to a climax when Marco's dick hit a particularly sensitive spot in her pussy.

"MMMM!" She moaned, kissing Marco and holding him for dear life as she orgasmed. Marco could only return the kiss as he felt his throbbing dick finally release.

They could only silently scream as the leg-wracking torrent of Marco's cum spilled deep in Star's pussy, her womb opening up to allow the head to release it all inside her. Their vision became blurry as they felt like everything about them was melting due to pleasure. For a brief moment, Marco could swear that in Star's eyes, literal hearts had appeared. After about a long, pleasurable minute of non-stop climaxing, their rigid bodies finally gave out. As they both fainted right then and there. Star was now once again lying prone on top of Marco, and this time Marco was sleeping soundly.

Nevermind the fact that his dick was still firmly wedged inside of her, thus leaving nowhere for the semen he released to escape.

The two adults would remain that way until sunrise the next day. After waking up, they would simply stare at each other and enjoy the other's company. That was until Angie knocked on the door and told them that breakfast would be ready in a few minutes. Thankfully, she didn't open the door, but it gave them enough energy to get out of each other's embrace and take a shower before heading down to eat.

But that would come later, as would the rest of their adventures.

But for now, barely a sound could be heard within the house's walls. There was only silence.

---

Omake: Not Paid Enough for This

It was supposed to be a quiet night. Just one last task—take out the trash, lock up the store, go home, maybe reheat some leftover pizza.

But as the Stop-N-Slurp employee pushed open the back door, garbage bag in hand, his night took a turn for the weird.

The dumpster in front of him rustled.

He paused. 'Great. Another raccoon.'

Sighing, he rolled up his sleeves, preparing to shoo the little pest away — only for the lid to suddenly burst open.

"Oh my God—"

A figure scrambled out of the dumpster, arms flailing, eyes wild. The man barely had time to register that this wasn't a raccoon — it was a college student. Filthy, disheveled, and smelling of something awful, the kid stumbled forward, panting heavily.

"Please — please, help!" the student gasped. "I was —I was being carried — by some Mothman thing — and— and it dropped me—"

The store worker just… stared.

"What?"

"I-it had red eyes! And big — huge wings! I don't know what happened, man, I just — I woke up and — I WAS IN THE DUMPSTER!"

The student barely finished before taking off in a full sprint down the alleyway, glancing over his shoulder as if the so-called Mothman was still after him.

The Stop-N-Slurp employee stood there for a long moment, watching the kid disappear. Then, slowly, he sighed.

'I do not get paid enough for this.'

Shaking his head, he tossed the trash into the dumpster, brushed his hands off, and headed back inside. He locked up the store, turned off the lights, and walked toward the parking lot—

Only to stop dead in his tracks.

His car? Gone.

He stared at the empty space where his rusted sedan should have been. He looked around to find any trace of it, only to find the extensive damage was done to the parking lot.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAR!?"

His loud cry was answered by no one.

In another dimension, a giraffe monster sneezed.

---

And done.

Next up, The True King of Ooo

Release Date: April 3010 (April Fools! That's my joke).