You were a huge fan of the anime, Sword Art Online. You had watched every episode of the series, read all the light novels, and collected all the action figures. It was paradise, but there was something missing in your life.

When you watched the show for the first time, you were thrilled by the adventurous aspects of it, but one thing that explicitly drew your attention was Kirito's girlfriend, Asuna. When you first saw her onscreen, it was love at first sight. She was a gamer girl just like you and the fact that you couldn't reach out through the screen to touch her beautiful face made you angry.

You had bought Asuna's dakimakura in an attempt to get closer to her but it just wasn't the same. You wanted what Kirito had and were pissed that it seemed impossible to attain.

At least until now.

The gods of anime (otherwise known as merchandisers) had blessed the world with a new SAO product that you immediately had to have.

Asuna's Bathwater!

It was being released for only 1 day, and in a select number of convenience stores.

Luckily, due to your hyperfixation on SAO, you had managed to be the first to get one.

The girl behind the cash register thanked you for your purchase and you immediately ran back to your house and locked the door.

You now had one of the only bottles of Asuna's bathwater in the world.

There were numerous things you could do with the bottle, you could take it out for walks, you could play fetch with it, you could even skateboard with it.

As your mind raced with the possibilities, one thought kept repeating in your mind.

Drink it

You had wanted to be close to Asuna and no other woman seemed to compare. Drinking this water would be a lot like getting intimate with her. After all, its got her DNA, and she would technically be inside of you, so what harm could there be?

You opened up the bottle and allowed the fluids to go down your throat. It felt like getting deepthroated by Reki Kawahara himself and you were loving every second of it.

After a while, you had finished drinking it and were now satisfied. Asuna was inside of you and that's all that mattered.

Suddenly, your stomach began rumbling. What was happening?

Your skin had begun the process of peeling off, it hurt horribly. You started vomiting blood everywhere while your eyes watered profusely.

Your fingernails fell off one by one while your toes had begun the process of shriveling up. Your normally greasy black hair began falling out and soon got replaced with much longer flowing brown hair.

Pieces of your skull began chipping away and got replaced with much more feminine looking features.

Your peeling skin kept on falling off, but strangely enough, what took its place was a much whiter hue, almost like your skin was becoming more delicate.

Your penis soon shriveled up and turned to ashes, revealing a shiny new vagina underneath it.

Finally, your saggy manboobs fell off, and in their place grew a pair of voluptuous anime girl boobs in their place.

You looked in the mirror and saw that you did not resemble your original self in the slightest.

You had turned into a clone of Asuna!

Before you had time to process what happened, you passed out.

….

The Prime Minster of Japan, Shigeru Ishiba, walked into your house and found your sleeping body.

Ishiba then pulled out his cell phone and called one of his subordinates.

"The transformation was a complete success. With all these new Asunas running around, Japanese men will have no choice but to have sex, and then our birth rates will finally go up."

Ishiba then hung up the phone and said to you "soon, it will be your time to shine."

The Prime Minister of Japan then kissed you on the forehead before giving you a headpat, knowing that you were going to give the country of Japan lots of babies.