CHAPTER 1

First round of questions

*TROPHY GALLERY (SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL)*

Ra Cailum: Hangar Bay

It was a nice yet slow day at Matt's hometown as he along with the rest of the Star Fox Team, Samus Aran, Mario, Luigi, Alto Saotome, Ranka Lee, Sheryl Nome, the Gundam pilots, and some of the other heroes decide to visit his home since everything has been real quiet recently. Meanwhile in the hangar bay of the Ra Cailum Matt is seen helping Amuro upgrade the Nu Gundam for all sorts of threats. After that repair session Fox and Matt lead the group to his house for some much needed R .

Galactic Federation Solar System: Central New Jersey United States

As the group has a nice relaxing time at Matt's house, Matt and some of the other heroes look towards the viewers/ readers.

"Oh hey, we didn't see you there. You weren't expecting us to be so casual today but hey." Matt Sterling said with a smile.

Matt's multiversal phone vibrates and it shows that Caleb texted him that some people want to ask him a few questions.

"Hmm looks like Caleb wants me to ask some of your questions. Well hit me with your best ones!" Matt Sterling said in a confident tone.

"Looks like our first question is from Caleb and Sonic Prime" Matt Sterling says before he reads the message.

Caleb and Sonic Prime: Hey Matt we were wondering besides the Star Fox team, Samus, the 125th Legion, the Yamato Crew, the Gundam Pilots, SMS, The Mario Bros, Koji Kabuto, and the Getter Team, who do you like working with on the Super Smash Bros Team?

"Well honestly to answer that question it is a no brainer for me because I'm always down to work with Master Chief, the Arbiter, along with those UNSC guys because their combat skills are top notch if you ask me. Richtofen and his group along with Task Force 141, Isaac Clarke, the survivors, Olimar, Louie, Alph, Brittany, Charlie, Kirby, Meta Knight, Link, DK, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, The Inklings of the Squidbeak Splatoon, Solid Snake, Mega Man, Mega Man X, Zero, the Eva pilots, and the RED Team are a few others I consider a pleasure to work with!" Matt Sterling said as a montage of all those characters in action play as Matt narrates.

"Next question is from Ness." Matt Sterling announced.

Ness: Matt, was there any moment that made you laugh after you reunited with us during the Tag Team Tournament?

Well personally I have a few stories that made me laugh, one story I can remember is when that sentient Vic Viper fighter that hangs out with Twinbee, Bomber Man and all those guys is getting repaired and resupplied by our deck crews. For background knowledge, The Galactic Federation uses Vic Viper fighters in our military and it is considered one of the many popular fighters that most rookies dream of piloting." Matt Sterling said as the Vic Viper designs from Gradius II, Gradius III (now with the blue markings seen on the Gradius II design), Gradius IV, Gradius V, and the Sky Girls anime appear on holographic projections.

"So the story goes like this, after a small scuffle with some Ruffian Corps units the Brotherhood of Evil sent out and of course we took them out before they could cause any harm and everyone was heading back to the carrier the team and I were assisting for repairs and resupply. When some of the Galactic Federation fighter pilots land their craft so the deck crew can work on their units, the deck crew who were working on the Vic Viper fighters stationed on the carrier were doing their thing and when they got to that sentient one I kid you not you should've seen the looks on their faces. I mean I saw one of the guys toss a flask full of alcohol into the waste unit after doing the repair and resupply job on that sentient one!" Matt Sterling said with a chuckle.

"Alright next question is from Ash Ketchum." Matt Sterling announced.

Ash: Hey Matt, if you had some Pokemon and form a team with said Pokemon what would it look like?

"My own Pokemon team huh. As for my starter it is a three way tie for Fennekin, Litten, and Scorbunny, as for the other members it would be Lucario, Arcanine, Luxray Floatzel, and Lycanroc Dusk Form for the main team. Extra Pokemon would include Rotom, Zoroark, Golurk, Braviary, Goodra, Noivern, Salazzle, Dragapult, Iron Moth, Iron Thorns, Iron Valiant, Miraidon, Toedscool, Ceruledge, and Zeraora." Matt Sterling said listing off the Pokemon he would definitely have.

"Next question is from Aria, Sara, Caeli, and Kibou." Matt Sterling announced.

Aria, Sara, Caeli, and Kibou: Matt, we've been hearing this rumor going around and is it true that you think Snow White in the live action remake looks like Lord Farquaad from Shrek?

*PAUSES*

"Yes. Yes she does." Matt Sterling said with a deadpan look on his face.

Aether Kingdom Coastal Village

Meanwhile back at the Aether Kingdom Caeli, Kibou, The Elemental 10 along with their families are shocked with tears in their eyes and their mouths wide open as Matt confirmed that Snow White looks like Lord Farquaad (She does look like him and/or a medieval squire boy btw).

"I knew it!" Luke shouts in the background as he, Caleb, and Seth cheer.

Galactic Federation Solar System: Central New Jersey United States

*RESUMES*

"Next question is from Aries Sterle." Matt Sterling announces.

Aries Sterle: Hey Matt, if you were to add anybody to the Super Smash Bros team who would it be?

"If I were to add anybody to the team I would definitely add Super Earth and the entire Helldiver Corps from Helldivers, the Doom Slayer/Doomguy from Doom, John Rico along with the Mobile Infantry from Starship Troopers (1997), the Deep Space Vanguard from Starship Troopers Extinction, the Sentinel Task Force from Call of Duty Advanced Warfare, Space Pirate Captain Harlock, The Great Wolf Pack (because of nostalgia reasons), Trigger along with the LRSSG aka the Long Range Strategic Strike Group from Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, maybe Raven aka 621 from Armored Core 6 Fires of Rubicon, Chirico Cuvie from Armored Trooper VOTOMS, The Brave Express Corps from Brave Express Might Gaine, and the Brave Police from Brave Police J-Decker." Matt Sterling said, giving his suggestions.

"Ok then this Question is from the White Meteor himself Amuro Ray!" Matt Sterling said with a hint of excitement.

Amuro Ray: Matt, two things number one, which is your favorite Gundam you like to pilot? Number two, did you see the gift I left near your door?

"Personally I like them all equally but they can never replace my Arwing afterall." Matt Sterling said before turning to his door and opening it to reveal Amuro's gift.

"I wonder what's in here?" Matt Sterling said before opening the box to reveal a Haro.

"My very own Haro!" Matt Sterling said with joy as the green spherical robot springs to life.

"Hey there Haro, I'm Matt and I think we are going to get along just fine!" Matt Sterling said as he embraced the green robot.

"Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!" Haro said as its flaps open and close.

"So Haro, want to help me with these questions?" Matt Sterling asked his new spherical companion.

"You bet!" Matt's Haro said as it jumped up and down.

"Next question is from Knuckles, Amy Rose, and Tank Dempsey!" Haro announced

Knuckles Amy Rose, and Tank Dempsey: Hey Matt we were wondering is there anyone that annoys you so much you just want to punch them or beat the ever living crap out of in general?

"Obvious choice is the Mane Nine along with the rest of those ugly space mules and surprisingly The Elemental 10 and their families. But despite the ponies being alternate versions of the ones the team, Samus and I faced (also noted that they are surprisingly useful) and the Elemental 10 having their moments where I was impressed by their skills even if they try to get all the glory during our missions, but I can't believe I am saying this, they are all saints compared to Luz, Amity aka "Clown Vomit", Candace, and even Rokuta. Luz and Clown Vomit are literally so God damn preachy and annoying, Candace is a Grade A snitch and a killjoy, I honestly feel bad for Phineas and Ferb when they create the most amazing stuff that looks so fun and Candace's miserable tail shows up trying to snitch! Oh don't get me started on Rokuta because my God that little brat is Caillou with an ugly ass haircut! I mean I had a few moments where I had to shut him up." Matt Sterling said.

"I even got a few moments on tape. This one is one of my favorite times by the way but I have to warn you it might get a little crazy." Matt Sterling said before pulling out a remote and playing a video.

*ENDS*

We then see Rokuta whining about Tanjiro as Matt Sterling and some of the other members of the Super Smash Bros team start getting annoyed.

"Brother! Brother! WAAAAAAA!" Rokuta cried.

"Ugh this kid is getting on my nerves!" Fox said as he covered his ears.

"His whining is awful!" Slippy complained.

"I hear you Slippy!" Falco replied.

"I wish there was something we could do." Krystal said as she tries to mask the fact that she's also annoyed by that brat.

"Same here even the baby Metroid is annoyed by Rokuta." Samus said as she held the Baby Metroid in her arms trying to prevent it from latching onto Rokuta's head to drain some of his life energy.

"Oh Lady Hylia, please shut him up!" Link said before screaming.

"We can't get him to be quiet." Mario said with a defeated sigh.

"Bloody hell can anyone shut that twerp up!" Ghost shouts.

"Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, I wish Rokuta had his mouth taped!" Timmy Turner said as his three fairy godparents raised their wands and an onomatopoeia that says "Tape Shut!" poofs tape onto Rokuta's mouth.

"Well I'm glad that's over!" Shulk said.

But unfortunately their moment of silence was short lived as Rokuta managed to get the tape off his mouth and continue crying for Tanjiro.

"I can't even think straight because of his annoying butt!" Mabel said before putting her head inside her sweater to block out Rokuta's cries.

"This is so annoying!" Renamon said.

"Make it stop!" Pit screamed.

"Poyo." Kirby said as he held his head in pain.

"Looks like Kirby's got a headache!" Tiff said.

"Poor guy, somebody should make Rokuta stop now." Lilly Silverfang said as she goes over to help Kirby with Tiff.

With that Matt starts clenching his fist with anger as Rokuta was really starting to get on his nerves.

"Ok that does it!" Matt Sterling shouts as he activates his power suit and approaches Rokuta who is still crying like the little bitch he is.

Matt slowly approaches him and activates his psychic abilities (The ones that will appear in the upcoming game Metroid Prime 4: Beyond) to enhance his force and Newtype abilities.

"Brother! Brother! Broth-ack!" Rokuta said before Matt grabs him by the neck and force pushes him into a nearby couch.

"You better shut the hell up right now or I'm going to make the tooth fairy work overtime on your ugly bowl cut hairline ass!" Matt Sterling shouts.

But unfortunately Rokuta was annoying everyone to the dismay of the other heroes as his crying and whining got louder and more obnoxious.

"Alright you asked for it!" Matt Sterling shouted as he pulled out his blaster pistol as some of the other heroes looked on in shock.

"Matt don't you think that's overkill?" Sara shouts.

"Sara's right, don't give into the pressure!" Sonic said.

"NO! Some of the heroes shout before Matt pulls the trigger.

A blue energy ring is fired out of Matt's blaster pistol and hits Rokuta. Some of the heroes are shocked that Matt did such a thing but they later find out that Matt just fired a stun blast which knocked Rokuta out for a good hour. After that small crisis the others bring the now knocked out Rokuta to his siblings to help him calm down when he eventually wakes up.

*BAREFOOT IN THE PARK (NEON GENESIS EVANGELION)*

"See I told you it would get crazy." Matt Sterling said.

"Ok then this will be our last question so Haro would you do the honors please?"

"Of course Matt! This question is from Buster Bunny." Haro announced.

Buster: Matt I heard you like crossovers and I was wondering what are the things that make a good crossover in your eyes?

"Honestly I would personally I would give all the characters an equal chance to shine in the spotlight and screen time (yeah I'm looking at all of you Elemental 10 and I mean all of you! Families included you screetime hogs!), establish some integral parts of the worldbuilding, think of some neat interactions between characters kinda like the Super Robot Wars games, and most importantly make it well written while having fun. Because we're trying to avoid becoming the next Pooh's Adventures or worse The Loud House Revamped because we have standards here!" Matt Sterling said.

"Also you don't want to know what that white haired brat did with those ponies because what Fox, Me, and the rest of the team along with Aries, Caleb, Mario, Luigi, Sonic, Samus saw it when we took a peek into that universe I felt sick to my stomach when I heard all the revolting things they did! Thank God Caeli wasn't there with us because I'd hate to see her get scarred for life at just 7 years old." Matt Sterling said with a look of dread in his eyes.

"Anyways that's what I'm trying to avoid at all costs because the Sniper told me this simple phrase which I took to heart "professionals have standards" and I vow that we will never become the next The Loud House Revamped and or Pooh's Adve-." Matt Sterling said before being cut off by a door slamming open.

*ENDS*

As Matt and Haro turn to see who slammed the door open it was none other than Winnie the Pooh and his friends.

*PLATED BEETLE BATTLE (METROID PRIME)*

"Did somebody say mega crossover adventure?" Winnie the Pooh said.

"How the hell do you know where I live!" Matt Sterling shouted.

With that Fox along with the rest of the Star Fox team rushed to their wingman to see what the commotion was all about. When they saw Winnie the Pooh and his friends they knew what they had to do as all the members of the Star Fox team raised their weapons.

"Well we're here to join your team and be all over the place" Tigger said.

"In your dreams buddy and get out!" Slippy shouted.

"Sorry no can do buddy." Fox said as he crossed his arms.

"So I hope you're ready to see the writing quality dip and meet all my crazy relatives that wil-." Winnie the Pooh said before being cut off.

"I said GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Matt Sterling shouted as he and the rest of his teammates charged in.

The Star Fox team proceeds to literally beat the stuffing out of them before Matt and Fox finish them off with some missiles and a combined charge beam which sends the group of Disney Characters that are synonymous with poorly written mega crossovers flying off like Team Rocket.

*ENDS*

"Looks like Team Bad Crossover's blasting off again!" Winnie the Pooh and his friends shout as they're launched into the air with a twinkle.

Matt Sterling then picks up the camera and with a look of frustration.

"No we are not doing this! We literally beat the Pooh's Adventures allegations and we'll keep it that way!" Matt Sterling said in a passive aggressive tone.

"Whew sorry about that folks, I was not expecting this to end like this so thanks for reading this and we hope you've enjoyed this little question thing I put together also if you have any questions for me feel free to leave them in the review section along with your regular reviews and comments for FederationEnforcer125/Wuspoppin125 because I'm sure he'll be happy to add them to a potential chapter 2. Also don't forget to follow FederationEnforcer125 for more of our crazy adventures and other stuff. And with that, this concludes the first episode of the Ask Matt series so uh goodbye for now!" Matt Sterling said as he along with the rest of the Star Fox team and Haro said their farewells to the reader.