I shivered, clenching my arms across my chest while snowflakes pattered down onto my blonde curtain bangs. My teeth clenched, I crawled over to the place Andre told me to meet him, saying he wanted to introduce me to some friends he met, ones he said he 100 percent trusted to share our "plans" with.

"Shit..I should've known better than to wear a T-shirt in the winter. Sometimes I think we go too far with this Army of two thing." I breathed, frosty clouds escaping from my lips.

As much as I hated freezing my ass off, I had this Army shirt custom-made with Andre back in ninth grade, I've been wearing it since. During Zero Day I even promised to wear it, so I put it on without thinking, despite the snowstorm warning from earlier this morning. I guess I was being clueless again, there was so much more shit in my head I hardly had time to think clearly anymore.

"I can't wait for May to come around." I sighed, leaning up against a building close to the spot where we were meant to meet. Whatever Andre wanted he seemed really excited, telling me this is the best thing to happen to us since we initially came up with the massacre.

I kidded myself, what could he have possibly planned this time? egging Brad Huff's house for the second time? maybe he finally got Chris involved with our plan, but it seemed hard to believe.

"No way..dude's obsessed with gun safety and barely ever lets Andre touch his rifles, what could he have said to convince him to join us with our death date?" I reasoned with myself.

Surely that couldn't have been it. There was a time I tried to lure Rachel into the plan once, but she was so turned off by Andre I quickly changed tactics, she and the others were too soft.

I don't think they understood how badly I fucking despised my school. Only Andre did, whatever he was about to talk to me about better have been good, we've been planning "Zero Day" for months now, and hoped to fire up in the spring.

Suicide in this depressing weather would blow ass.

"Hey, Cal!" Andre waved, seeming as charismatic as usual. Usually, he walked with his fists clenched, shifting around the other teens as we paced the school grounds, hating everybody we passed.

"Hey Andre, what'd you need?" I ask, my eyes lighting up at his presence. There wasn't anybody I trusted more than him. Me and Andre got each other, and dying didn't seem so bad in the near future if he was doing it with me.

Andre slapped his hand into mine and we did our broshake, a huge smile plastered on his face. "You aren't going to believe this dude!"

"What?" I ask, backing away from him as I watch him dig through his pockets, reaching for a notebook and handing it to me.

"I got more people to help us with Zero Day. That means we aren't the army of 2 anymore, we got more soldiers."

"What-Seriously!?" I felt my blue eyes widen. So it was true..he did find more recruits, but who in our school would want to kill anybody? we knew practically everybody! and each one was just as insufferable as the next, none of them had it in them.

My eyes lowered to his shitty handwriting, squinting, I made out half hazard names scribbled onto paper, half of them floating off the lined paper. Wasn't hard to tell Andre wrote them down.

"I know right? Haha! this is fucking awesome dude! we're going to wipe out everybody!"

"Wait-" I paused, tucking the paper into my jeans as I eyed him, my face falling. "I thought Zero Day was just going to be you and me."

Andre ripped off his shades, giving me a are you stupid? look like I should've been just as hyped as he was.

"Look, Andr-"

"That was a long time ago, we didn't know this many people would want to help out. They aren't from our school, don't worry about it." He reassured me, placing his hand on my shoulder, shaking some sense into me.

"Well, if we can trust them with our secret, where are they?" I ask, my eyes darting around the snow-covered townspread, clueless citizens dodging past us as the occasional dogwalker sipped his cocoa.

"Aw yeah, got you covered on that." Andre gave me a thumbs up, stepping away as three figures, obscured in the whitened fog approached me. I froze, my whole body locked in one place as I gasped in surprise.

They were all girls! where the hell did Andre find these people?

He was shooting me smug glances, knowing he scored, and laughing about it. But I felt betrayed. Me and Andre knew each other for a long time, why was he inviting these new kids into our plan?

I had an overwhelming worry they'd snitch. That's what teenagers do, they get in on a bunch of illegal shit like selling drugs to seem cool and then they go off and tattle on everybody, and I'd be damned if I got arrested before we did anything...

"Yo Iris! this is Calvin, but you can just call him Cal. I've known him since seventh grade, me and him are like brothers." Andre explained, wrapping his arm around my shoulder. Half-hug, if you will.

"Oh, isn't he something!" Iris smiled. I felt the pit in my stomach drop as I embraced her appearance. She looked otherwordly.

She had honey-blonde hair tied into two pigtails, as well as a purple streak near her bangs. Two flowers, I was assuming they were columbines were neatly tucked near her ears on both sides of her head.

Her eyes were blue like mine, but they had a glint in them I didn't. They were turquoise, reminiscent of the ocean during summertime. But the one thing that stood out was her flowery attire.

She was wearing a dress that went down to her legs. It reminded me of some kind of wedding dress, but with a floral twist. Purple petal-esque ruffles met the ends of her gown held up by a tight belt, while other purple flowers covered the sleeves on her purple top.

But the one thing that caught my eyes..was her bust. I felt my face redden as she stared at me, a gentle expression on her face. I'd been fidgety around Rachel in the past, but compared to this girl they were night and day.

Another thought instantly came to mind. How the fuck did Andre get it into his head this bitch was going to help us slaughter people at school!? she was so delicate looking!

"Am I dreaming?" I muttered under my breath, I just had my teeth fixed so I tried to hide my mouth from her.

"Uh, hey Iris. Nice to meet you." I scratched the back of my head shyly, avoiding her gaze. Something about those aquatic eyes scared me. I felt them piercing into the back of my soul.

"It's nice to meet you too, Cal. I'm looking forward joining your two-soilder army. Me and Megumi were training just the other day with Andre!"

"What. You shoot with these people?" I gave Andre a bewildered look, so now he was excluding me from shooting too! why was he trying to keep so many secrets?

Megumi, who I assumed to be the pink haired girl with an even larger bust eyed me squarely, her eyebrows furrowed in hostility. She looked like a gunslinger, but Iris I was iffy about.

"Hey." She muttered, her eyes were also teal, but not as captivating as Iris's, admittedly. Unlike the fantastical-columbine flower dress Iris wore, Megumi had a loose white shirt with red ribbon, checkered skirt and blue jacket wrapped around her waist.

"You guys don't really look like soldiers." I pointed. "Are you from Japan?"

"I'm Chinese," Megumi growled, rolling her eyes at my stupidity. As she crossed her arms the black ribbons that tied her long pigtails together flopped loosely in the snowy air. I had to admit her stockings were very low, I was surprised she wasn't as cold as I was.

"What about me." The most GRUELLING, eye-explodingly unsexy voice that ever graced my virgin ears croaked as it tugged at my jeans. I look down in disgust.

"EWW! why do you have blue skin? are you a fuckin smurf? Andre WHAT the fuck is this!?" I gasp, yanking away the blue-skinned monstrosity as it's stubby blue hands let go of my legs.

"Im smurfette from the smurfs. and Im going to help you shoot up the hallways." She said confidently. "I'm just as dangerous thanks to my Smurf-fu."

"AM I TRIPPING ON ACID RIGHT NOW!?" I grabbed Andre's gray cameo shirt and shook him. "WHAT IS GOING ON!?"

I couldn't tell if my face was red because I was girl-shy or the hysteria I felt from the confusion and betrayal. Andre looked unphased.

"What's gotten into you? they're here to help us out." He brushed me off, continuing to talk to them.

So that's what this all is! Andre got himself hooked on a bunch of girls and is sidelining Zero Day for some HOOCHIE! THE BROS BEFORE HOES OATH REALLY WAS BULLSHIT AFTER ALL!

Dejected, I crouched down and threw my arms over my Jeans, the three black bracelets scuffing against my knee as I tried to collect my senses on what the hell was unfolding in front of me.

"They gotta be feds..there's no way two girls that hot would want in on our killing spree.." I reckoned, my eyes widening and shifty with fear.

"You trust us, don't you Cal?" Iris crouched down next to me, I tried avoiding eye contact with her as her breasts bounced NEAR MY FACE! oh my god oh my god Brad huff's always calling me a faggot but how can I be one when im this scared of a girl I just met?

"No...I don't know you guys well enough yet." I wove my hand away, trying to signify my personal space. I instantly regretted it when I felt my fingernail catch itself in her hair.

Iris gave me an innocent laugh. "You're very shy for a boy, by the way Andre described you I thought you'd be tough like he is!"

"I mistook you for a girl when I first saw you. Are you trans?" Megumi asked. I tried not to glance up her skirt as my anxiety kicked in. I shot Andre a glance, begging him for help, but he just flashed a smile, oblivious.

That fucking bastard...doesn't he see the shit he just put me in?

"Y-Yeah. I'm a guy. I just have long hair." My voice shook, ego and all masculinity SLAUGHTERED harder than any of the bullets my classmates could've taken to the head!

"Well Cal, I gotta go do something important. You stay with the crew while I'm out. Get to know each other better." Andre sighed, turning away from us as he brushed snowflakes off his shirt.

"Wh-ANDRE!" I yell out. "I DONT KNOW THESE GUYS! you can't leave me here!"

Andre ignored me, sprinting away. "ANDRE WAIT!" I gasp, not wanting to be left alone.

I didn't feel comfortable without him around. I felt so stupid thinking that, but my feet moved faster than my mind, and I knew he could hear me, that cryptic ASSHOLE was giving me the cold shoulder because he knew I wasn't onboard!

"ANDRE!" I called out again, flakes of white blinding my vision as I panted for breath, I felt my track boots skid across a patch of black ice and the concrete from below slam into my jaw.

I let out a weak cry as pain overcrowded my thoughts, before I knew it the world faded to black. So much for my braces getting taken out...

Fucking andre...

I woke up in a heartbeat, sweat pouring down my forehead. Was I dead? or did I have a nightmare? it couldn't have been..my jaw still ached like all hell..

"You're awake Cal!" Iris smiled. A bright light shielded my eyes, but once they adjusted I realized I was in some kind of white bedroom. The first thing they rested on was white curtains and the blindingly bright window.

I was sitting on an old bed, it looked old and from the 50s or something. White bedsheets covered my scraped knees as I felt Megumi laying next to me.

Wait..WHY WAS I IN A BED WITH A GIRL!?

I sat up and stared at her, then the door where Smurfette and Iris were smiling at me. "That was quite the fall..I do hope you're alright." Smurfette grinned lustily.

"Alright what the fuck is happening?" I raised a hand over to my bleeding chin, the blood crusted across my face. I reached into the drawer and wiped it off, eyeing the equally white door behind the "smurf" thing.

Why was everything in this room so fuckin white? and desolate. It was freaking me out..

Iris then approached me, that same seemingly gentle expression on her face as earlier piercing the back of my eyelids. I scooted away, but she only scooted closer, her pale hands cupping the bedframe as she lifted a leg over.

OH FUCK! I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING ONE BIT! GET AWAY! fuck..am I girl repulsed or just shy? am I actually gay if I don't want what I think she's about to do to me?

That's when another reminder popped up inside my mind. ANDRE DITCHED ME HERE! once I see him again I'll kick his ass!

Iris hummed softly to herself as she got the other leg over the bars, sitting up near my feet. I bit my lip in fear as sweatdrops poured down my face. WHAT WAS SHE ABOUT TO DO!?

Oh no! I think she's going to rape me! But I was FORZAN in place and couldnt move! Iris than towered over me and I was laying down SCARED!

"Please don't." I said but Iris ripped the bedsheets OFF MY LEGS revealing MY PANTS WERE GONE!

"NOOO! WHERE DID MY BOOTS AND JEANS GO!?" I screamed in anguish as I desperately looked around the room. Megumi sat up and laughed. "You forgot to put them on!"

"No I didnt, before I passed out I had clothes on SO WHERE DID they go!?" a shaking arm brushed against my chest, thank god my army shirt was still on. But why was my shirt on if my pants WERENT!?

Iris then ripped my shirt upward revealing my crotch but began laughing hysterically! "WHATS SO FUNNY!?" I cry out until I look down and to my FUCKING HORROR I HAD NO DICK! OR VAGINA!, THERE WAS NOTHING THERE!

"WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A KEN DOLL!?" I scream in horror and began sobbing uncontrollably as fingers began pointing at me, Megumi aikawa, Iris, and Smurfette began humiliating me with no mercy.

"HAHAHAHAH NO PENIS CAL!" THEY CHANTED DEMONICALLY!

Andre then lightly opened the door, hearing what was happening from the outside and cracked up himself. "Wow Cal, I knew you weren't one hundred percent a guy, but I didn't think you were GENDERLESS BAHAHA!"

"STOP STOP PLEASE!"

It was then when I realized I was stripped of my precious manhood and I would never get it back. I was so worthless, genitalless and vulnerable. I couldn't even be raped! but this had to be worse, I had anime characters, my own bestfriend and a fucking SMURF laughing at my BARE crotch!

Tears rapidly streamed down my face as I hung myself in defeat. I had no manhood and all I could do was scream.

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