Hello readers. Sorry if it took this long for this new chapter. I was working on other projects. But I found a time to finish this. I thought that since Pinkie Pie shows up in this crossover, I thought I'd adapt one of the funniest episodes of MLP Season 1, Feeling Pinkie Keen. Except Shirley the Loon will fill Twilight's role. But anyway, enjoy and have some laughs.

Chapter 17: Feeling Pinkie Keen

The next day, Shirley the Loon was walking down the street when she saw Pinkie Pie, wearing a rainbow colored umbrella hat. Not only that, she was zipping from tree to tree, bush to bush as if she was trying to get away from something or someone. Lil' Sneezer was present too, curious about what Pinkie was doing. But then, her foot began to twitch. "Hmm . . . Twitchy twitcha twitcha twitch," said Pinkie.

"Pinkie Pie? What in the wide, wide world of Acme Acres are, like, you up to?" asked Shirley.

"Oh! It's my foot! It's my tail! It's a-twitch a-twitchin'! And you know what that means!" said Pinkie.

"Actually, Pinkie, I haven't the slightest idea," said Shirley.

"The twitchin' means my Pinkie Sense is telling me that stuff's gonna start falling! You two better duck for cover," said Pinkie.

"Oh, Pinkie, it's not gonna rain. Why, there's barely even a cloud in the-ugh!" cried Shirley as something hit her in the face. It was a frog. It let out a croak.

"He just said 'nice catch' in Frog," said Pinkie. It croaked again.

"Oh, I'm so, so sorry. You okay, Shirley?" asked a familiar voice. It was Fluttershy. She was carrying a basket full of frogs. "I just couldn't stand to see the pond getting so over-populated, what with the frogs all hopping into each other and all, so I decided to move as many as I can on over to Froggy Bottom Bogg," said Fluttershy.

"Of course you did," said Shirley as the frog crawled around her head.

"Bye-bye!" said Fluttershy. And she left to move the frogs.

"Um . . . Shirley? You gotta little somethin' on your face there," said Pinkie.

"Oh, really? Did your Pinkie Sense tell you that, too?" asked Shirley.

"Nah! I could just see it. La-la-la-la-la . . . ," said Pinkie as she began to walk away. The frog jumped off of Shirley. Shirley began to walk in the other direction, with Lil' Sneezer following her.

"Wow! That was amazing! Pinkie Pie predicted something would fall, and it did!" said Lil' Sneezer.

"Oh, come on. She said that something would fall, and a frog just happened to fall right around the same time. A coincidence, nothing else to it," said Shirley. Suddenly, Pinkie zipped up to the two.

"My foot! My foot! Twitch-a-twitch! Twitch-a-twitch! Somethin' else is gonna fall!" said Pinkie.

"Oh, Pinkie, please. Nothing else is gonna fa— aaah!" screamed Shirley. She fell into a ditch with a thud.

"Oh no, Shirley fell! Is it . . . safe to go help her?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"It's okay, my foot stopped twitching. La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la . . . ," sang Pinkie as she walked away again.

"Ha ha! That was amazing!" said Lil' Sneezer.

"Oh, please," said Shirley.

"Uh, Shirley? Why are you hanging out een a ditch?" asked Fifi.

"Because, Pinkie Pie predicted it!" said Lil' Sneezer.

"Honestly, Sneezer, she did not. Two coincidences in a row like this may be unlikely, but it's still easier to believe than, like, twitchy feet that predict the future," said Shirley.

"Le gasp! Twitchy Feet? Pinkie Sense? Le eeek!" cried Fifi. She quickly hid under a nearby cart.

"Don't worry, it's safe. Prediction already came true," said Lil' Sneezer.

"Oh, wait. Don't tell me you believe in this stuff, too?" asked Shirley.

"I know eet doesn't make much sense, but zose of us who have hung out weeth her a while have learned over time zat, eef Pinkie's a-twichin', you better listen," said Fifi.

"My ears are flopping! My ears are flopping!" said Pinkie.

"Nyuh! What does that mean?!" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"I'll start a bath for you," said Pinkie.

"Huh?" asked Shirley. She chuckled. "A bath? This thing keeps on getting more ridiculous by the minute!" said Shirley. Suddenly, a car went back and it drove through a mud puddle, splashing mud on Shirley. Shirley growled angrily.

Pinkie Pie led Shirley to her house and drew a bath like she said she would. Shirley blew some of the bubbles that were in her way. "Sooo, basically, it works like this: I get different, little, niggly feelings and they mean different things. Like when my back is itchy, it means it's my lucky day. And, when my knee gets pinchy, that means something scary's about to happen," said Shirley.

"Is your knee pinchy now?" asked Shirley.

"No, but my shoulder's achy. That means there's an alligator in the tub," said Pinkie. Pinkie then pulled out a small alligator with light green scales with a pale, light grayish pistachio underbelly and pale purple eyes. Shirley screamed and jumped onto part of the tub in fright.

"How come your knee didn't get pinchy?! That isn't just scary, it's, like, downright dangerous!" said Shirley.

"No, it's not, silly! This is my pet alligator, Gummy. He's got no teeth," said Pinkie. And when Gummy opened his mouth, Shirley saw she was right. "See?" asked Pinkie. Gummy began to bite at part of Pinkie, which made her laugh.

"Okay, okay . . . I get it," said Shirley. After Shirley got all clean, Pinkie Pie led her out. "Well, I still don't believe all this . . . 'special power' stuff. It's just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo," said Shirley.

"What's not to believe? You do that psychic stuff, what's the difference?" asked Pinkie.

"Huge! For one thing," said Shirley. She stepped onto something and cleared her throat. "Psychic powers is something you're born with and you study and practice. It only happens when you decide to do it, and it's meant to make something specific that you choose to happen, happen like reading minds and levitating objects or yourself. My psychic powers are also the proper way to predict the future. With you, uh, it makes no sense at all!" said Shirley.

"That's so not true, Shirley! Sometimes it's a bunch of random things happening to my body at random times that supposedly predict the future. I call 'em 'combos'," said Pinkie.

"Combos?" asked Shirley.

"Sure! You know, like, ear flop, then knee twitch, then eye flutter. That means the sky is about to be graced with a beautiful rainbow!" said Pinkie.

"Yeah, sure," said Shirley, sarcastically. They soon arrived outside of Shirley's house.

"Uh-oh, I feel a combo coming on. Ear flop, eye flutter, knee twitch!" said Pinkie. Shirley was so busy looking at Pinkie Pie that she didn't notice the door opening up and it slammed into her. The one who opened the door was Shirley's mother. After she left the house, she closed the door. Shirley was flattened into a pancake.

"Ugh!" said Shirley as she slid down onto the ground. Pinkie went up to Shirley and used a bicycle air pump to re-inflate her.

"Ughhh . . . You said that combo meant 'beautiful rainbow'," said Shirley as her eyes spun in her head.

"Oh no-no-no-no-no. You're thinking of an ear flop, then knee twitch, then eye flutter. This was an ear flop, then eye flutter, then knee twitch. That usually means 'look out for opening doors'. You okay?" asked Pinkie.

"I don't believe this," said Shirley.

"You don't believe because you don't understand," said Pinkie.

"Hmm . . . ," said Shirley as she began to think. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie's breasts began to bounce up and down fast.

"Uh-oh! My boobs are bouncing!" said Pinkie.

"What's that, like, supposed to mean?" asked Shirley. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie kicked somebody without looking. It was a short teenage boy with a large, round head and rather puffy cheeks. His nose was small, stubby, and points slightly upwards, and he has an unusually distinguishable philtrum, oval-shaped eyes with large, black pupils, and notably thin eyebrows. He had a head of short dark purple hair with four large ball-shaped clumps resembling a mohawk. Pinkie kicked the boy so hard that he was sent falling and screaming down a manhole and into the sewers with a splash!

"That means a pervert is trying to sneak up on me," said Pinkie. Then, the two girls heard the pervert screaming followed by some roaring and biting from some alligators in the sewers.

Shirley brought Pinkie Pie into her house and into her laboratory. The toon duck had her hooked to a strange looking machine. "Okay. Now when you get another twitch, we'll have all kinds of scientific information," said Shirley.

"Okie-dokie-lokie!" said Pinkie. The steam stack of the machine whistled periodically as Pinkie just stood there.

"Any twitches yet?" asked Shirley.

"Nopey-dopey!" said Pinkie.

"Now? Anything?" asked Shirley.

"Wait! Hold on! Uhh, no," said Pinkie. "

Are you kidding me?! After a whole day of nonstop twitching, now that I've got you all hooked up, you're not getting a single one?" asked Shirley.

"I don't control it, they just come and go," said Pinkie.

"That makes no sense!" said Shirley.

"Sometimes you just have to believe in things, even when you can't figure 'em out," said Pinkie.

"I will not believe in anything I cannot explain," said Shirley.

"Wait, hold on, I'm feeling something . . . ," said Pinkie.

"Oh my gosh, what? What is it?!" asked Shirley, getting excited. They then heard a growling sound.

"It's my tummy! That usually means I'm hungry! Let's eat!" said Pinkie.

"Urgh . . . You know what?" asked Shirley. She disconnected Pinkie from the machine. "Just forget it! I don't need to know if this is real or not. I don't need to understand it! I don't even care!" said Shirley. She began to leave.

"Okie-dokie-lokie," said Pinkie. Pinkie began to do her Pepé Le Pew-like hop. Just then, she stopped and gasped. "Uh-oh," said Pinkie. She gasped as she experienced a ear flop, then eye flutter, then knee twitch. "Hu-bu-bu-bu-buh!" said Pinkie. Once again, Shirley got smashed by a door opening up. This time, the one who opened it was Lil' Sneezer.

"Pinkie? Have you seen Shirley?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"Uh-huh," said Pinkie as she hopped out of Shirley's lab. The door closed, showing that Shirley was once again flattened on the door.

"Shirley? What are ya doing back there?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"Rrrrgh . . . Did you two plan this?" asked Shirley.

"Plan what?" asked Lil' Sneezer. Shirley peeled herself from the door and fell onto the floor.

"Urgh! This is, like, ridiculous. This can't be happening. This makes no sense. I have to figure this out," said Shirley. Fluttershy continued on her way to Froggy Bottom Bogg. A frog pointed to a part of the bogg and Fluttershy went there.

Pinkie Pie was giggling while sniffing some flowers. Shirley the Loon was carrying a bush she was hiding in as a way to spy on her. Once she found a spot to set her bush down, she got out a pair of binoculars to spy in order to observe the pink-haired girl. Shirley was also wearing a jungle hat and had a pencil in her mouth. Shirley then began to write notes in her notepad. "Shirley?" asked Lil' Sneezer. Shirley screamed hearing the little mouse's voice and jumped into her bush. "Whoa-oh-uh!" cried Lil' Sneezer as Shirley pulled him into the bush.

"Honestly, Lil' Sneezer, don't you know better than to sneak up on toons?" asked Shirley.

"Oh, sorry, but, um, well, isn't that what you're doing?" asked Lil' Sneezer as he looked up from the bush. Shirley gasped and pulled Lil' Sneezer back.

"No! I'm doing scientific research," said Shirley. She peeked out her bush again. "I'm observing Pinkie Pie, scientific name: Pinkius Pieicus, in its natural habitat," said Shirley.

"Pinkius-whoicus? Hh!" said Lil' Sneezer as Shirley pulled him back in.

"There's, like, something fishy going on with the whole twitchy prediction thing, and I'm getting to the bottom of it. So, shh," said Shirley. She peeked out and saw Pinkie was moving away from the area. "Come on, Pinkius Pieicus is on the move," said Shirley. She moved the bush and she and Lil' Sneezer followed after Pinkie Pie. They followed Pinkie Pie to a nearby playground. Pinkie hummed as she rolled on the ground. Shirley got her binoculars again and saw Pinkie scratching part of her nose. "Hm . . . Itchy nose . . . ," said Shirley. Lil' Sneezer wrote that down in Shirley's notepad. Pinkie Pie gasped and hid under a nearby table. "Aha! That makes no sense. See? She's hiding like something's about to fall from the sky, but a twitchy foot means something's gonna fall from the sky, not an itchy nose," said Shirley. Shirley and Lil' Sneezer didn't see why Pinkie Pie was hiding. For a swarm of bees were buzzing about in the sky. And they were flying toward Shirley and Lil' Sneezer. "This proves . . . ," said Shirley. Lil' Sneezer gasped when he spotted the bees. " . . . perhaps conclusively, that . . . ," said Shirley.

"Gah!" cried Lil' Sneezer as he ran for it.

"Sneezer! Where are you going? I'm trying to teach you the value of scientific . . . ," said Shirley. But she was rudely interrupted when the bees began to sting her. "Ow! Ouch! Ow!" cried Shirley. She continued to whimper as she was getting stung.

After the bee attack, Shirley was covered in bandages. Now she was near Fluttershy's cottage. "What's she doing now?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"Smelling a flower," said Shirley.

"Holy guacamole! I wonder what that means?" asked Lil' Sneezer as he writing notes again.

"Probably that the flower smells good. Wait. I'm getting something. Ear flop, eye flutter, knee twitch," said Shirley.

"Hold on . . . You told me that's the combo that says 'watch out for opening doors'!" said Lil' Sneezer. He went to find a place to hide.

"Oh-ho. You really, really believe this stuff, don't you? Here, let me show you there's nothing to be afraid of," said Shirley. She stood near a door that was already open. "You see?" asked Shirley. She then began to walk away, not noticing a door opening on the ground in front of her. "I promise you there's nothing to fear from that- Wo-o-ah! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ow!" cried Shirley as she fell down the opening and crashed to the bottom.

"Shirley! You came to visit ze Shys' new food cellar, how nice. Shirley? You okay? Uh, Shirley?" asked Fifi.

Due to the injuries from falling down the stairs to the food cellar, Shirley was now in a wheel chair, with her arms bandaged, which were hooked to a pulley system. "Here, let me help you," said Lil' Sneezer. He then began to crank it to raise Shirley's arms so she can see through her binoculars.

"Okay, take this down: twitchy foot," said Shirley.

"Twitchy foot?" asked Lil' Sneezer. The young mouse gasped. "Twitchy foot!" cried Lil' Sneezer. He was so panicked that he let go of the lever and it caused Shirley to drop her binoculars and her arms to land on part of a park bench.

"Ow. Hush, Sneezer! We can't let Pinkie know we're here, remember?" asked Shirley.

"Something's gonna fall, something's gonna fall! Run for your lives. Ah-ha-ha!" cried Lil' Sneezer. He ran for his life.

"Ugh. Sneezer, honestly. You're overreact . . . ," said Shirley. Shirley was then hit by the following objects that fell from the sky; ten thousand ping pong balls, one bowling ball, a 16 ton weight and a giant foot prop, with the fourth object crushing her with a loud flatulence noise. All those objects fell from a plane carrying film and TV objects. And the ones piloting it were some Gumbies.

"Sorry . . . about . . . that!" said one of them.

Pinkie Pie was humming when she saw Fifi La Fume. The purple skunkette was singing to herself happily. "Hey, Fifi. Whatcha doin'?" asked Pinkie.

"Lookeeng for a potential skunk hunk. How 'bout you, Pinkie? Whatchu doin'?" asked Fifi.

"Oh, letting Shirley secretly follow me all day without me knowing," said Pinkie.

"You mean you knew all along?!" asked Shirley. One of her arms was still bandages. She was also covered in bruises, her right eye was a bit swollen and her hair & clothes were messed up. "Like, why didn't you tell me?!" asked Shirley. Pinkie giggled.

"Silly, that would've spoiled the secret!" said Pinkie.

"Urgh!" growled Shirley in annoyance. Her eye twitched, showing she was starting to lose her patience.

"What's going on?" asked a voice. It was Yamcha along with Puar.

"Apparently, Pinkie Pie has something called a Pinkie Sense. And Shirley's been trying to make sense of it and she keeps getting hurt," said Lil' Sneezer.

"Since when did anything make sense here in Acme Acres?" asked Puar.

"Puar's got a good point. Why try to make sense out of anything in a land that mostly doesn't make sense at all?" asked Yamcha.

"Foot . . . still twitching?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"All done, clear skies from here on in, as far as I can tell— Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!" said Pinkie as she suddenly began to shake uncontrollably.

"Oh no! What does that one mean?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"Dunno, never gotten any like it before, but whatever that shudder's about, it's a doozy. Something you'd never expect to happen is gonna happen!" said Pinkie. Shirley had an unamused look. "Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu hu-bu-bu-bu! And it's gonna happen . . . at Froggy Bottom Bogg!" said Pinkie.

"Le gasp! Zat's where Fluttershy's headed!" said Fifi.

"Oh no! Is it about her?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"Uh, I'm not sure," said Pinkie.

"We better go and make sure she's okay. After all, she ees ma adopted owner," said Fifi.

"Calm down, everybody. All we know right now is that Pinkie Pie just got a case of the shivers. That's all," said Shirley. But then, she noticed that Fifi, Pinkie Pie and Lil' Sneezer had already started running toward the direction of Froggy Bottom Bogg. Shirley then ran to catch up with them. She picked up Lil' Sneezer and began carrying him in her arms.

"Hey! I thought you didn't believe in this stuff?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"I don't. I just want to be there to see the look on Pinkie's face when we find out nothing's wrong," said Shirley.

"Okie-dokie!" said Pinkie. At that moment, Yamcha using his ability to fly caught up with them. Puar had turned into a bird.

"Puar and I are coming with you toons. Cause if there's anything dangerous in that swamp, you're going to need us to bail you out," said Yamcha.

"Okay," said Fifi.

Fluttershy had finally managed to get to the swamp and was releasing all of the frogs she brought with her. Unbeknownst to her, something also lived in the swamp. Something big and terrifying. Fifi, Pinkie, Shirley, Lil' Sneezer, Yamcha and Puar were starting to venture into the forest near the swamp. As they were walking, Pinkie shook uncontrollably one again. "Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!" cried Pinkie.

"Cold? Need a jacket or something?" asked Shirley.

"No thanks, I'm fine. Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!" said Pinkie as she continued to shake.

"So . . . Whadda'ya think happened to Fluttershy?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"I hope nothin'," said Fifi.

"I know, but, whadda'ya think happened?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"I'm tryin' not to zink about eet," said Fifi.

"Me too. But I'm thinkin' about it anyway. Like, what if she exploded?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"Just exploded? For no reason?" asked Fifi.

"Yeah, like boom!" said Lil' Sneezer.

"Whoa!" said Pinkie.

"I know," said Lil' Sneezer.

"What if . . . What if she exploded, and then . . . and then exploded again!?" asked Pinkie.

"Can you do that? Can you explode twice?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"Of course not. Zat's a little farfetched, even by toony standards," asked Fifi, rolling her eyes.

"I never heard of a case of somebody exploding for no apparent reason," said Yamcha.

"Me neither," said Puar.

"But what if she exploded, and exploded again, and then— ugh!" cried Lil' Sneezer as Shirley yanked him by the diaper.

"Will you two stop? She's fine, I'm sure of it," said Shirley.

"I hope you're right, for Fluttershy's sake," said Fifi. Just then, Fifi spotted the place they were looking for. "Look! Zre's Froggy Bottom Bogg!" said Fifi. A dragonfly buzzed past them. "Fluttershy?" asked Fifi.

"Fluttershy?" asked Pinkie. Everybody began to look around for her. Just then, Pinkie looked under a lily pad. Suddenly, Lil' Sneezer jumped onto Pinkie's head, forcing her head into the mucky water. He saw Fluttershy, releasing the last of the frogs.

"Fluttershy! You're okay!" said Lil' Sneezer, grabbing onto her.

"Of course," said Fluttershy. Fifi ran up to Fluttershy and jumped into her arms.

"Le phew, what a relief," said Fifi.

"I'm so glad everything's all right," said Pinkie.

"Sorry, I know it's not nice to gloat but . . . Aha!" said Shirley. Lil' Sneezer fell into the swamp water. I told you there was nothing to worry about, and I was right," said Shirley. But as Shirley was gloating, something was coming to where everybody was at. And some green mist was starting to fill the area. "Pinkie Pie said whatever she was shuddering about was a [cough] doozy, and [cough] and the only [cough] doozy here is how right I am," said Shirley.

"Um . . . Shirley?" asked Fifi, seeing the big thing rising near them. Everybody else was trembling in fright.

"Pinkie's, like, made a lot of predictions today but [cough] ugh, what is that smell? But what we've shown here is that there's no point in believing [cough] in anything you can't see for your . . . ," said Shirley.

"Will you shut up and look behind you?!" asked Yamcha as he suddenly forced Shirley's head to turn around.

"I see it . . . but I don't believe it!" said Shirley. It was an orange creature with a dragon-like body, with four heads with snake-like necks, and had two legs and no wings. The creature's four heads roared, but one of them roared a few seconds after the other three heads.

"Is that a hydra?!" asked Pinkie.

"Who cares? Run!" cried Fifi. Everybody began to run away screaming. Pinkie Pie whimpered as she was frozen with fear.

"Pinkie! Come on!" cried Shirley. But she wouldn't move. One of the heads came toward her, intending to eat her. Shirley grabbed her by the arm and pulled her out of the way, just in time.

"You get to safety! Puar and I will hold off this hydra!" said Yamcha.

"Are you nuts?!" asked Fluttershy.

"I've taken on worse monsters than that hydra," said Yamcha.

"Please be careful," said Fifi. Yamcha then drew out his sword. The hydra heads let out a roar of defiance. But Yamcha remained unintimidated. One of the hydra heads charged at Yamcha, but he warped out of the way with his speed. He reappeared on top of the hydra's neck and sliced off the head and neck. The martial artist then chopped off the other three heads. The headless hydra then fell down onto the ground, seemingly dead.

"Oh yeah! Now that's how you kill a monster!" said Yamcha, standing in a victory pose. However, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Fifi, Shirley and Lil' Sneezer still looked worried.

"What? He won, didn't he?" asked Puar.

"Yamcha, Puar, haven't you bothered to read about the legend of the hydra?! If you cut off one hydra's head . . . ," said Shirley. Yamcha and Puar began to hear a squelching noise behind them. The two turned around and gasped in horror. The hydra was getting back up on its feet. But that's not what horrified them. Its heads and necks were regrowing, but with some additional ones growing too. " . . . TWO MORE GROW IN ITS PLACE!" cried Shirley. Once it was done regenerating, the hydra now had eight heads.

"Oh bleep," said Yamcha. The hydra then began to chase after Yamcha and Puar.

"What do we do now?!" asked Puar.

"Shirley, how can you kill a hydra without causing it to grow more heads?" asked Yamcha. Shirley thought for a moment until she came up with the answer.

"Now I remember. In the original legend of Hercules, Hercules with the help of his nephew, Iolaus killed the hydra by first cutting off the heads and burning the headless stumps, cauterizing them and stopping its regeneration," said Shirley. Yamcha turned to Puar.

"Puar, can you turn into a fire breathing dragon?" asked Yamcha.

"I can," said Puar. In a puff of smoke, Puar turned into a blue and cream colored European dragon. "Okay, hydra. Let's dance!" said Puar. The hydra roared at the transformed Hydra. Puar then fired hot flames from his mouth at the hydra, forcing to step backwards to avoid it. The hydra tried to bite Puar with its heads, but Puar was too swift for it to lay a bite on him. With all eight heads distracted, that gave Yamcha what he needed to do a sneak attack. He jumped at the hydra and once again sliced at one of the heads. Seeing his chance, Puar then burned that headless neck stump, cauterizing it. Yamcha and Puar repeated this process with the next six heads. Each time Yamcha cut off one of the hydra's heads, Puar would then burn the stump, preventing the heads from regenerating. Throughout the fight, Fifi covered Lil' Sneezer's head since he was still younger than them. Fluttershy also covered her eyes since she didn't like the sight of animals getting killed, even if it was a monster as vicious as a hydra. Very soon, there was only head left on the hydra. The hydra realized it was no outmatched. It tried to make a run for it. "Oh no you don't!" said Puar. He fired flames until it formed a ring of fire that surrounded it, trapping it. "Uh-oh," said the Hydra. With a mighty battle cry, Yamcha charged and sliced off the last head of the hydra. After slicing it off, Puar burned the stump, cauterizing it. The headless hydra then fell to the ground, dead. Puar then turned into a water dragon to put out the fires to prevent a forest fire.

"Is it over?" asked Fluttershy.

"Yes. That hydra has been slain," said Yamcha, sheathing his sword.

"I knew we could do it, Yamcha!" said Puar.

"I don't know how it happened; coincidence, dumb luck, or what, but you said there'd be a doozy here at Froggy Bottom Bogg, and I'd say we just had ourselves one heck of a doozy. I mean that hydra . . . ," said Shirley. But then, Pinkie Pie began to shudder once again.

"Pinkie?" asked Shirley.

"That wasn't it," said Pinkie.

"Huh?" asked Shirley.

"What wasn't what?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"What are vous talkeeng about, Pink?" asked Fifi.

"The hydra wasn't the doozy. I'm still getting the shudders. Oo-o-oh, oo-o-oh! You see? There it is again. Whatever the doozy was at Froggy Bottom Bogg, my Pinkie Sense says it still hasn't happened," said Pinkie.

"Huh? But I . . . WHAT?! The hydra wasn't the doozy?! How could it not be the doozy?! What could be doozier than that?!" asked Shirley.

"Dunno, but it just wasn't it," said Pinkie. Hearing this made Shirley mad.

"Rrrgh . . . ," growled Shirley. She was so mad that she suddenly burst into flames and looked like a phoenix. Puar turned into a Squirtle and fired a Water Gun to douse the flames surrounding Shirley. Shirley fell to the ground, soaked and her clothes burned. "Ooh . . . I give up . . . ," said Shirley.

"Give what up, Shirley?" asked Lil' Sneezer.

"The fight. I can't fight it anymore. I don't understand how, why, or what, but Pinkie Sense somehow . . . makes sense. I don't see how it does, but it just does. Just because I don't understand doesn't mean it's not true," said Shirley.

"Y-Y-Y-You m-m-mean you b-b-b-believe?" asked Pinkie.

"Yup, like, I guess I do," said Shirley.

"Oo-woo-oo-oo-oo, woo-oo-oo-oo-oh, woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh! Ooh!" cried Pinkie as she began to do some crazy wild takes. She let out a gasp. "That was it! That's the doozy!" said Pinkie.

"Bbrrbbrrbbrr," said Lil' Sneezer, shaking his head.

"What? What is?" asked Shirley.

"You believing! I never expected that to happen! That was the doozy, oh and, oh what a doozy of a doozy it was! La-la-la-la-la . . . ," said Pinkie as she walked away.

"I'll never understand that girl," said Yamcha.

I hoped you enjoyed this adaptation of a My Little Pony episode for this chapter. I couldn't resist changing the objects that drop on Shirley's head to some stuff related to some pop culture allusions, specifically Monty Python. Next chapter, Fifi will learn the cost of defending cats from cat haters . . .