Grimmauld Place, Sitting Room, Mid-August 2007
Daphne watched with slightly narrowed eyes how her biggest Rival entered the room for their scheduled meeting. The former Greengrass knew she was beautiful, but with grinding teeth, she had to admit that Fleur Delcaour was in another league.
Inside Daphne's mind
"When are we going to kill her?" growled Daphne.
"Why is your first reaction to literally anything to kill it? Let's hear her out first" sighed Raphne, her hand hovering over the emergency lever.
Back in the real world
Fleur gracefully sat down on the armchair Daphne offered her.
"Tea?"
"With pleasure" answered Fleur and a second later, a full tea set appeared on the low table between the two.
"Your English got better since the last time we spoke," remarked Daphne and picked up her cup. She inhaled the pleasant Jasmine tea aroma before she took a sip. Yep, these Eastern teas were way better than anything in Britain.
"Thank you mon ami. Now that I got promoted to Headmistress I have to speak a lot more of it than before"
Daphne hummed and for a few minutes, the two stunning blondes sat together in silence.
Inside Daphne's mind
"The hussy plans something. I can feel it in my jellies!" shouted Daphne from underneath Eaphne, who read the signs and tackled the desire part to the ground before she could get any ideas.
"No shit you dumbass. The question now is, what exactly her plan is" answered Raphne, her eyes glued to the screen.
Back in the real world
"Alright, let's cut the crap. There might be a one-in-a-trillion chance that you contacted me for a purely friendly meeting, but I'll take a risk here and assume that that is not the case."
Fleur slowly lowered her cup and took a deep breath. "You are correct with that. I asked for your time for a rather uhm selfish reason."
Daphne's whole body tensed, but she kept her cool, or at least she tried. "Fine, I'll bite. What is the reason?"
"My mother came to me and told me that our swarm started to grow impatient with me"
A perfect eyebrow raised "Swarm? Veela live in swarms?"
"Not like you imagine. It's what we call our communities. When we marry, our husbands become part of that community and from time to time everyone meets up to see and compare how the young ones are doing."
"Fascinating. And why did they get impatient with you? You're the headmistress of the most famous magical school in France."
"And I am unmarried without children" sighed Fleur.
"THAT'S the reason?!" shouted Daphne in surprise. Fleur nodded with a light blush on her cheeks.
Inside Daphne's mind
"FUCK NO! LET ME GO NERD!"
Daphne had started to thrash around like a feral beast, which caused Eaphne to nearly fall off of her.
Raphne wasted no time and pulled the emergency lever, which once more tied up the other two nice and tight.
"Calm down you degenerate! Why are you freaking out like that?"
"THE FRENCHIE JUST TOLD US THAT SHE PRACTICALLY GETS SHUNNED FOR BEING CHILDLESS! NOW WHY WOULD SHE TELL US THAT?!"
Raphne and Eapne blinked a few times but then their eyes widened in shock.
"So she still wants darling for herself" growled Eaphne.
"EXACTLY! NOW LET ME OUT OF HERE SO I CAN PROTECT THE PRECIOUS!"
Back in the real world
"Oh wow, that certainly sounds rough. Erghm, not that I don't care about your problems, but why exactly are you telling me?"
Fleur took a deep breath and fixated Daphne with her Sapphire blue eyes. "I want to ask- no I beg you, help me get pregnant"
A sneer came on Daphne's face. "In case you missed it, I am a woman AND married"
"And I don't want to have sex with you. I wanted to ask for Harry to -"
"FORGET IT! NEVER WILL I ALLOW YOU TO SINK YOUR CLAWS INTO MY HUSBAND!" screamed Daphne in pure rage.
Fleur just raised her hand, which caused Daphne to pause for a second "I would never ask for that. I wanted to ask Harry to be a sperm donor."
"What?"
"You heard me right my friend. You and Harry are happily married, why would I ask for the impossible? But the fact remains, he is a very powerful and attractive wizard, and I would prefer him to be the father of my children over practically anyone else in the world."
"But what would you do with just his sperm?" wondered Daphne.
"Are you serious? The muggles have developed methods where one can get pregnant without sexual intercourse. Look up in-vitro-fertilization."
Daphne gaped at her but mentally filed that information away for later.
"So all you want is-"
"For Harry to visit a specialized clinic, rub one out as they say and that's it."
"So you don't want to sleep with him?"
"I'd love to but you won that race long before I even became a participant so I don't intend to"
"Huh"
Inside Daphne's mind
"If one of you two freak out during the following conversation, I will BREAK every bone in your bodies."
Eaphne raised an eyebrow and said "We don't have bones. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
Raphne glared at her "One more crack like that and you're out of here!"
The emotional parts eyes widened and she instantly begged "No, please! Darling needs me!"
"Now with that out of the way, I'd say we're at a crossroad here" began Raphne.
"What kind?" wondered Daphne.
"Well, as I see it, we all agree that this In-Vitro thingy where Harry just has to give away some baby batter has green light from our part, right?"
"Yes, and darling will most certainly agree to it as well"
"Exactly, so why do we even have this talk?"
Raphne sighed and said "Honestly? I feel bad for her. Trust me, if Fleur ever slept with someone we WOULD know of it"
"So?" asked the other two at once.
"Who wants to die a virgin? Exactly, no one. So I propose that we let Harry pop her cherry and make her a baby"
"WHAT?!" shouted Eaphne.
"YOU WANT TO GIVE THE PRECIOUS TO THAT HUSSY?! ARE YOU MAD?! OVER MY DEAD BODY AND NOTHING LESS!"
As a reaction, Raphne slammed her trusty stick into Daphne's stomach, which instantly shut her up.
"I don't intend to pimp Harry out to anyone, nor do I expect him to jump at the offer. He will most likely refuse it. All I'm proposing is to make the offer to Fleur as an olive branch so to speak. If she accepts it all depends on Harry"
"And if she refuses?" asked Eaphne.
Raphne shrugged "Then it's her loss. We just make the offer and the rest is up to her"
Eaphne and Daphne were silent for a few minutes. Or mostly silent, since Daphne was constantly mumbling incoherent stuff but it wasn't something to be concerned about.
After some time, Eaphne finally said "Alright, I'm in. I can understand wanting to sleep with Darling"
Daphne glared at the other two and growled "I hate it but I agree as well. BUT!"
"But what?" asked Raphne.
"Only in a threesome"
"You know what? That sounds fine" admitted Eaphne.
Raphne sighed and said "Alright fine, then we go with that. Anything else to add or can I start?"
The other two didn't have anything else to say to Raphne turned back to the controls.
Back in the real world
"Alright Fleur. I think Harry will agree to become a sperm donor for you"
"Really?" asked Fleur hopefully.
"Sure. But now that I think about it"
"Yes?"
"Let's say Harry agrees to it. Would you be on board with a menagé-a-trois?"
Fleur's eyes widened in shock. This was the absolute last thing she expected to hear today. Daphne Potter nee Greengrass, the woman known for physically attacking every female that even looked at Harry the wrong way, just offered her a threesome?!
SCORE!
'Ok Fleur, this is better than a jackpot. Now you have to play it cool' she thought and steeled her nerves.
"This is certainly a very tempting offer. A-are you really sure about it?"
Daphne shrugged and said, "A bit of bi never hurt anyone, and to be completely honest, Tracey and I did some experimenting at Hogwarts if you get what I mean."
Fleur blushed a bit but a small grin began to form on her face.
"Also, you are the hottest woman I've seen in my life and I'm curious if the carpet matches the drapes. So what do you say Frenchie? We ask Harry about being a sperm donor and once he agrees to that we offer him Plan B"
Daphne stood up and extended her hand to Fleur, who strongly grabbed it.
"Let's do this mon ami."
Together, the two blondes left the sitting room to find Daphne's husband and rock his world.
"Oh and Daphne"
"Yes?"
"Thank you for this."
A warm smile formed on Daphne's face "After all, you're still a dear friend to me Fleur"
The end.
Make up your own idea if Harry agreed to the threesome or just squeezed one out.
Till next time.
Bye :D