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"You know, Mistress, there is far more you can use my wishes for than this," Jinn said with only the slightest hint of reproach.

"I think wishing for spatial doorways that link to the residences of every member of my family so it's like we're all under one big roof is a good use for a wish," Marie insisted happily as her sons, grandson, grandnephew, brother-in-law, the rest of the Ultra Brothers, and assorted other relations and in-laws marveled at the new permanent portals connecting them all.

"It's a good wish. A great wish. A marvelous wish!" Jinn was quick to insist.

"Then what's wrong?" Marie asked with a frown.

"I love serving you. And I LOVE granting wishes," Jinn hinted. "I just feel like I could be granting wishes more often. And much bigger ones at that."

"Yes, well, there's so much I want to wish for, but so much I'm SCARED to wish for, and I want to make sure I get it right," Marie explained.

"Mistress, you need not worry about exact wording or ironic twists when you make wishes, I am extremely powerful and extremely loyal and extremely benevolent, I know what you MEAN when you make a wish rather than what you actually SAY so I can give you what you REALLY want without worrying about possible negative side effects," Jinn pleaded.

Marie frowned. "...Is this because you get off on granting wishes and are getting hot and bothered by my not making that many?"

"YES," Jinn wailed.

"Mom, this was a great idea!" Ace said as he came over.

"Yeah, now it'll be so much easier to prank the others!" Taro agreed.

"Yeah!...wait," Ace started.

"And for 80 and Yullian to see each other behind our backs while still denying that they're an item!" Mebius added.

"WE DO NO SUCH THING!" 80 and Yullian shouted as they blushed heavily.

"Nobody believes you," Jack said.

"And it'll be so much easier for me to sneak into your homes and do...perfectly normal, not at all evil things!" Tregear said innocently.

Everyone stared at him.

"Jinn, I wish that Tregear can't use the doors unless he's either with one of the others or has no evil intentions," Marie said quickly.

"Your wish is my command!" Jinn said ecstatically.

"That's not fair, I ALWAYS have evil intentions!" Tregear whined.

"Do you want me to wish for you to be somebody's bitch like Belial?" Marie threatened, pointing at the former archfiend, chained up in a corner wearing a gimp suit.

Tregear hesitated.

Everyone stared.

"Wait, are you serious-" Taiga asked, turning green.

"No, no of course not!" Tregear shrieked, trying very hard not to look at a thoughtful Taro.

"Commander Marie," Zoffy, possibly the only person who called her by the correct title, and one of the few she wished didn't because she considered him a son too, approached, ramrod-straight as always. "This is a magnificent gift you've granted us, and we are all grateful!"

"Yes, it's certainly better than my brother's last attempt at creating a portal network," Yami agreed.

"I WILL figure this out! You aren't smarter than me!" Hikari shouted at his sister as he was surrounded by holographic screens, desperately trying to decipher the secrets of the doors.

"However, it occurs to me there is more we could do with them," Zoffy said. "Like, perhaps, connecting them to our workplaces? It would cut down on commute and allow us to get so much more work done!"

"It would also allow you to literally live in your office," Ultraman pointed out.

"Which he practically does already," Ken joked. "Although...the idea does have merit. It would make it easier to get home on time."

"Yes, if we could control WHERE the doors open to and call them to us at will, it would be much easier for us to deploy across the universe," Ultraseven agreed. "We could instantaneously teleport to any crisis point in the universe to resolve the situation immediately, vastly cutting down on loss of life."

"It'd make it a lot easier to visit Earth, too, for those of us who don't know how to teleport," Jack agreed.

"Or each other," Yami purred, rubbing up against Ultraseven, the two proceeding to make out, much to Zero's disgust.

"And someone can finally beat Max in a race and have him shut up about being the fastest Ultra in the universe!" Fuma said eagerly.

"Isn't that cheating?" Titas asked.

"I'm a ninja," Fuma said.

"I'm already like 75% of the way to figuring out how to do that, you don't need to use a wish for that!" Hikari shrieked.

"Do it," Taiga instantly said.

"All right, Jinn, I wish for...all of that," Marie said vaguely.

"Your wish is my command!" a VERY pleased Jinn cried, moaning sensually, bosom heaving as she unleashed her power, causing a star-shaped gem to appear in the palms of everyone except for Tregear, to his annoyance. "There, now all of you can open the doors at will and decide where they go whenever and wherever you are."

"That's great! Thanks, Aunt Marie!" Leo said happily.

"You should really thank Jinn," Astra pointed out.

"I'm not sure how to address her," Leo replied.

"No thanks necessary," Jinn said happily, fondling herself and moaning again.

Hikari stared at the gem in his hand, eye twitching. "...Should I cut this off so I can study it?"

"I'll help!" Yami offered, producing a hacksaw.

"No surgery in the house!" Ken ordered.

"Yes Dad," Hikari and Yami relented unhappily.

Marie, surrounded by her family, smiled broadly. This was wonderful! There was just one thing missing...

On cue, one last door opened up and Coesra sprang through, running across the floor on all fours before pouncing on Marie and burying her face in her breasts. "Mewstress! I'm home!" she purred happily.

"Welcome back!" Marie squealed, nuzzling her favorite pet.

Belial whimpered. Nobody cared except Geed, who shot his mother an apologetic look and reminded himself to give her a treat later.

Coming through the door behind Coesra were two more Ultrawomen, an older purple one with a warm smile and a Color Lamp with a short mantle and hour curved crests framing her beautiful face, and a younger one with vibrant interchanging red and blue highlighting her athletic, curvy figure, a purple Color Lamp and Timer, red and blue "hair" framing her face, and whisker markings and cat ears similar to Coesra's. They were also both collared.

"Thank you for setting this up, Marie," Coesra's wife, Aestria, said warmly. "This'll certainly help Coesra remember you're not the only one she loves!" she teased, causing her wife to blush.

"And it'll allow us to spend so much more time together, Mom!" Coesra and Aestria's daughter, Kirakira, said excitedly as she hugged Marie. "Like I've always wanted!"

Zero blinked. "Wait...mom? Do I have an aunt nobody told me about?! I'm kind of getting sick of new relatives being sprang on me out of nowhere!"

"Oh no, Zero, Kirakira's always called me that instead of 'Aunt Marie' ever since she was little because of how very close I am with her mother, and I could never dissuade her of it," Marie explained.

For some reason, everyone stared at her in disbelief. Kirakira looked aghast. "Mom, you...you're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking."

Marie blinked. "Joking? Why would I-"

"Marie," Coesra said seriously. "Kirakira IS your daughter. We used your genetic material when making her. Did...did you seriously forget?"

"Wh-what? That's-" Marie stammered, only to suddenly remember a conversation she, Coesra, and Aestria had had thousands of years ago shortly after the birth of Taro, about how much they wanted kids too, and Marie had joked that they could take some of her genes since they knew HERS were good for it, and then they'd gotten a little tipsy, and gone to the gestation pods at the creche, and..

"Oh," Marie said faintly. "Oh SHIT."

"...Awkward," Zero murmured as everyone looked very uncomfortable.

Thankfully, it was at that moment Z came in. "Hey, I heard the whole Ultra-family was supposed to be getting Ultra-magic portal doors linking us to Commander Mommy and Daddy but mine didn't show up for some reason so I came over to see if something was ultra-wrong on this end and-" He paused, noticing everyone glaring at him. "Is this an Ultra-bad time?"