Chapter 1864 Black Hat
I don't own Bleach or any of the powers and gear used in this story.
In another realm it was with a evil aura with a red sky. Theres a business where the villain known as Black Hat lives.
He was at his office with his three henchmen Dr Flung, Demencia and 505.
"Now Doctor how's the project going?" Black Hat questions him.
"Uh yes sir. It's going fine." Flung was nervous.
"Good and we'll have those Heroes-'
Black Hat and the others saw a commercial air and it has blue sky with a white castle.
Balan appeared. "Welcome fellow Heroes! I am Balan, if you have troubles with villains than look no further as I am here with my allies. We shall take down evil that comes to destroy the peace and bring smiles to everyone. Call us if you need help."
Black Hat jaw dropped seeing that since they're copying his style for Heroes instead.
Before getting furious, "How dare a copycat make a fool out of my brand for heroes?!"
"Uh, sir?" Flug was scared.
"What is it, doctor?!" His face becoming demonic.
"I... Think I found his location." He was nervous.
"You did?! Perfect, now he will suffer my wrath, for slandering my image!" Blach Hat raised his hands in the air shooting a beam in the sky.
It went towards where Balam is, causing a massive explosion.
Balan was covered in smoke and looks at the screen. "You do know this means war."
Black Hat just grinned, "Then I'll give you one faker~ For I'm the absolute evil to your heroism."
"Then come here and face me." Balan challenged him.
"Gladly!" said Black Hat standing up.
"Sir are you sure that's a good idea?!" said Flug.
He teleported them all to Draco's world.
Balan poses getting ready for a fight. "Let's go."
Black Hat immediately blasted him with a laser from his eye, engulfing him in an explosion.
Balan appeared behind him and kicks the villain up.
And beat him up. Black Hat immediately smacked him away, spitting on his side.
"Lucky hits, hero." said Black Hat,
"It's more than luck." Balan said.
He charges forward and shoots a blast at the villain.
Black Hat retaliated blasting him with his own blast, before covering Balan with huge mass of darkness.
Balan bursts out as a shining star and shoots many stars.
Black Hat became a mass of darkness swallowing up all the stars, before transforming back and letting out a burp.
"Looks like the stars won't shine tonight." grinned Black Hat.
"Let's make fire works instead." Balan said.
He summons Killer Queen.
He raised a brow seeing that, "A prostitute cat?"
"Its a stand." Balan frowns. "With anything it touches like the stars from before becomes a bomb."
Killer Queen presses the trigger.
Black Hat was surprised before multiple explosions erupted inside of him. Instead of being in pain, he just breathed out the smoke.
"Ah~ I needed that." said Black Hat in relief, "Well then since you like to show off, how about I as well?!"
He pulled out the Black Hat Magisword shooting a beam, Balam dodged it but the beam easily blow up a nearby planet.
Balan got ready before someone taps on Black Hat shoulders.
He looks back before getting slapped to a building. Balan then saw Lucifer.
"Lucifer?!"
"Hello Draco, it seems your having some fun here." He said.
"Well, I'm facing some guy, claiming to be the absolute evil." said Balan.
The three goons of Black Hat got shocked seeing they're master getting slapped to the side like that.
"How dare that demon guy, hit Black Hat!" growled Demencia.
"To think he send sir flying! Which is impossible!" said Flug, while 505 get scared.
Black Hat wiped his lip and glared at Lucifer.
"So a wannabe demon is facing the absolute evil huh? Why? Why joining a goody two shoes hero, denying your role as a demon to bring misery?" said Black Hat.
"Why? He's my future son in law. So why would I harm him when my daughter likes him." Lucifer said.
"You have a family? How disgusting, you bring shame to demons." said Black Hat.
Lucifer frowns. "I'm literally the King of Hell."
"That's even more worse! You disregard your own race and title!"
Lucifer rolls his eyes and blasted him down. "Man he's annoying."
"I know right? Even a certain evil monkey is tolerable." said Balan.
Then the skies darken, revealing Black Hat who's all huge and now an eldrich entity.
"I'll show you two what happens to those who messed with the absolute evil!" said Black Hat.
Lucifer grins and motions him to come.
Soon a lot of tornado appeared with lightning joining in, as it went to the two.
Lucifer spins his staff destroying them before he appears above Black Hat kicking him down.
Black Hat growls. "After this i'll go to your realm and destroy your family!"
Lucifer got mad and his eyes glowed. He then punches Black Hat breaking his teeth.
"You... You want to mess with my daughter! Well your in my house bitch and i'll show you who's the true being of evil here!"
He punches the guy many times and blasted him making Black Hat scream.
Then he charges a big one landed it making a giant energy pillar of red energy.
When the dust settles Black Hat was on the ground battered and bruised, he was defeated.
Demencia got mad and charges forward before Nezuko came out and kicks her away.
"Wait... A demon child." Dr. Flung got surprised.
She growls and Black Hat frowns seeing another demon helping the hero.
"Stupid girl." He blasted her.
Draco got shocked seeing that, he then changes back growls before he yells changing. He bursts into flames as Black Hat got surprised.
He and his group looked and saw Ghost Rider as he growls. Then the rider looks at him with anger.
"A flaming skull? Touching but unoriginal." scoffed Black Hat.
Ghost Rider looks at him and appears in front of Black Hat punching the guy in the face sending him through many buildings.
The hat villain hold his chest at that felt powerful.
"I wont be beaten by him!" growled Black Hat.
He attacks and blasted Ghost Rider who laughs it off.
"Foolish hat of the dark, your attacks are meaningless." said Ghost Rider before punching him.
Black Hat grunts and he got striked many times by Ghost Rider. The rider then takes out his chain to wrap Black Hat and swings the villain around.
Then he slams Black Hat to the ground before shooting fire to the villain. Black Hat screams in pain from the flames burning him.
"Sir!" Flug said.
Ghost Rider walks towards the villain, Black Hat was grunting before he got grabbed by the collor and lifted up.
"You think your the most evil. Your not even second best as theres others more evil than you'll ever be."
Black Hat grunts before a energy takes Black Hat and his goons away.
Lucifer frowns. "They're gone."
Draco changes back and he knew what he sensed. "Sid."
Black Hat and his group appeared in a dark room and saw Sid who was smiling.
"Who are you?" Black Hat questions.
"I am Sid, the leader of Team Dark. The villains of Team Light, who Draco leads."
"Your they're villains?" He said.
"Yes. I can assist you if you join us." Sid said.
"How dare you say for lord Black Hat to serve you?!" Demencia said.
Sid pushes her away. "Serve, I prefer partnership. Wouldn't you like to get a chance at revenge?"
Black Hat thinks. "Fine. That can do until it's finished."
Sid chuckles.
"You said you had other villains here." Black Hat said
"Look behind you."
Black Hat and his group looked and saw Shendu inside his statue form on the wall as his eyes glowed.
"A statue?" Flug said.
"His name is Shendu. He's trapped inside until his talismans are returned. As they are his power." Sid explained.
"Ah yes, the old trapped until they stolen items are returned. Well you'll need all the help." Black Hat said.
"They will return to me." Shendu said.
"Now who else is there?" Black Hat asked as a screen appeared.
Sid shows Alexandria.
He checks her. "Okay, now i'm interested."
Demencia takes a peek and she huffed seeing how busty she is why Flug blushed.
"Uh sir, what made you interested towards her?" asked Flug.
"Not many would show off that much skin." He shrugs. "Plus vampires are rare in my office."
"So you wanted bloodsuckers to get invested in our services sir?"
"Sometimes. How many did we even get?" Black Hat said.
The scientist thinks.
"Anyway, her plan was the cover the world in darkness and turn all humans into vampires to serve her and keep the Heroes as pets." Sid explained.
"Keep them as pets? Ooh how humiliating for them." grinned Black Hat.
"Yeah, the only reason she lost was because Draco and others helpers." Sid Said.
Black Hat frowns at the mentioned of Draco.
"The next one is Joker." Sid said.
He shows Joker as he laughs.
"Nice evil laughter, 10/10 for me which is rare." admitted Black Hat.
"His ideology revolves around this: All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day." Sid explained.
"As he made someone have a very bad day. Because he managed to trick the symbol of peace Superman to kill his wife thinking it was one of his villains. Which caused a bomb to go off to destroy the city He once protected. Superman killed Joker out of Rage but Joker still won as he broke Superman turning the hero into a tyrant." Sid explained.
"Making a hero fallen through death? Now that's a true evil!" cackled Black Hat.
Flug felt someone watching and looks back to see Cyn as she grins making him jump.
"Oh, this is Cyn." Sid introduces her to them.
"Hello~" said Cyn creepily.
"A perfect blend between organic and machine despite not being a cyborg?!" exclaimed Flug.
"She's the main user of the Solver program. Which allows her to turn inorganic matter into organic. As she merged a human and drone together." Sid explained.
"And make black holes casually."
Cyn grinned as she snapped her fingers summoning a small black hole that took away 505's lollipop making him sad.
"She's part of Simulacra's group which Tomura and Gabriel watch over. And they're trying to destroy all humans as Simulacra wishes to replace them all with machines."
"Overtaking humanity? How classy!" grinned Black Hat, as Cyn fit his criteria.
She chuckles and moves away.
A bright rainbow light appeared and Ragyo passes by.
Demencia gritted her teeth seeing another bimbo.
"Well greetings." Ragyo smiles.
"And what made you unique?" asked Black Hat.
"Oh you want to hear my story, I have the control over Life Fibers, which i'll use them to cover the entire world and humanity as they serve me and the fibers." She said.
"Worldwide slavery with mysthical fabrics? Even better!" said Black Hat.
"The only one that would have problems are the psychos." Tomura said.
On the screen shows Kamen Rider Ouja charging forward and he slashes many soldiers that came to attack him.
"Hmm... while I did deal with psychos in the past, theyre a bit too unhinged for my taste." said Black Hat.
"They're more useful to send on the front lines." Sid said.
Beast Megatron came. "Oh so this is the new villain I heard about."
"And who's the metal lizard?" asked Black Hat.
"I am Megatron of the Predacons, descendant of Megatron from the Decepticons."
"Predacons? Decepticons?" asked Flug.
"A race from another world." Sid said.
"Yes, for so long those Maximals took control while my kind were seen as slaves. So I decided to take over my world by changing the timeline to make the Decepticons win." Megatron grins.
"Altering the course of evil through history? How diabolical of you! Your almost a splitting image of myself." grinned Black Hat.
Beast Megatron grins. "And you might know this lesson."
The video shows a image of Megatron letting a predacon go in.
"While searching for boobie traps..." A glove punches the predacon down. "Always send the boob in first."
Black Hat laughed seeing that, "so heartless! I love it! Remind me of the time where I pushed Flugg into a pit of demonic piranhas!"
"No need for reminders sir." said Flugg.
Mr Puzzles came. "Hello there."
"Ooh a TV! Play my favorite horror show!" grinned Demencia.
He stares at her before facepalming. "Oh I can make one instead." He makes a tv appear with a show on.
"Yay!"
"Now where was I, of course, allow me to show you my plans with my own villain songs." He said.
He shoots a beam at the screen as it showed the scene of him facing SMG4 group.
My dear friends!
TV is all about escapism, yet you want to escape?
C'mon and stay a while as I share with you the who, what, when, where, why and how of my genius plan!
Our scene opens on a little Mr. Puzzles (little Mr. Puzzles!)
Now, cut to him having no friends
It was a struggle to find anybody who could be my buddy (anybody who could be my buddy!)
So instead, I watched TV all day to forget about my troubles! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!)
I was obsessed
I couldn't stop,
I wouldn't stop (no!) until I'd seen every moving picture that exists!
(So he made a decision to get into television!)
I CUT OFF MY FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE! (ooh, ooh, ooh-wah!)
"Patience is a virtue," (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~)
"Good things come to those who wait!"
Proverbs uttered by UTTER FOOLS! (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~)
I'll do anything it takes!
(Are you ready for trouble?)
Got ya binge watching!
(You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!)
You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooooh, wahhhh~)
You and your friends will look fantastic! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!)
(The red carpet is rolled out!)
Come and get your tickets!
(Before they're all sold out)
Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five
I get creative control of your real... LIFE! (creative control of your real... life!)
HMHMHMHAHAHAHA!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interruption;
The following message goes out to the stars of our show: the SMG4 crew!
And we're rolling, let's go.
You wanna know why I chose you?
You wanna know why I chose YOU???
'Cuz you're the STUPIDEST SHOW THAT I'VE EVER SEEN!
And if I can make you entertaining, I can do ANYTHING!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Are you ready for trouble?)
Got ya binge watching!
(You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!)
You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic! (oooooh, wahhhhh)
You and your friends will look FANTASTIC! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!)
(The red carpet is rolled out!)
COME and get your tickets!
(Before they're all sold out!)
Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five! (oooh, wahhhh)
I get creative control of your real... (creative control of your real...)
Grab a seat and let's seal the deal!
When those gorgeous stars hit five, (oooooh, wahhhhh)
I get creative control of your real LIFE!! (creative control of your real life!)
HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA!
--and, scene! (hmmmmmmmmmm~)
"It's still annoying." said BW Megatron.
Black Hat cackled, "Giving innocent ones escapism! I love psychological attacks."
Mr Puzzles laughs. "Why thank you. With my five stars I can turn them into my slaves. I even had a different plan after I tricked that other rat into giving me his park."
"Rat?"
"Long storh for that one, my dear fellow." sais Mr. Puzzles.
He then shows his second song.
Welcome, everyone to Puzzle Park
Lights and magic, it's a work of art
When you enter here, the fun will start
You're MINE you'll never part
Oh, it's going to be so much fun
Getting to watch you pay for all you've done
3, 2, 1
There's wondrous fun and games inside
Attractions big and small
Like a 100 foot tall mega-slide
That splats you on the wall
Not so fast
Stop right here
You better be prepared
Mario, SMG4 and 'Cuz we'll end this when we find your secret lair
I'm-a havin' fun
Let's-a stay
No, cut it out
There's no time to waste
He's just this way
Today, we'll teach him justice and we'll make him pay
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart
Don't you break away, you won't get far
Keep your hands and legs inside
This ride is right about to start
Don't take my word for it
Take it from US
The food here is a must
In addition with your ticket, you get PuzzleVision Plus
Try the gift shop
You can't miss it
And get yourself a plush
Mr Puzzles is a fella you can trust
Evil demons, go to hell
Ugh, this isn't really going well
We don't have much more ground to tread
The engine room is straight ahead
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK (You best prepare)
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart (We're almost there)
Don't you break away, you won't get far (So say your prayers)
Keep your hands and legs inside
This ride is right about to start
Well, it took you a while to find out
But you found my secret hideout
Like to say congratulations, but it's time for you to die now
We've got to end this ride
You go left
I'll go right
Betcha thought you would win this fight but you went and messed with the wrong side
You can't just barge in here and act like you're in charge
I'd like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets and tell me you're feelin' large
You're as good as evicted
Say goodbye to your park, there's nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us
SMG4 and You've just been tried and convicted
You think you've won?
Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood
Your lives are as good as done
No, stop
I know there's a scared little child inside you
He's hiding away, wouldn't want me to fight you (no)
It's not too late
Reach out and take my hand and we can change your fate
Oh, Meggy dear
That child is gone
Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart
Don't you break away, you won't get far
Keep your hands and legs inside
This ride IS RIGHT ABOUT TO START
"Your personal themepark! I always do want one in my own name." grinned Black Hat, picturing his being torturous ones.
"Oh it was fun." Mr Puzzles said.
Brooke Augustine came. "Well what do we have here."
"And who's this human?" asked Black Hat uncaringly.
"I'm no human, i'm a conduit." She covers her arm in concrete.
Black Hat got interested seeing that. Dimencia scoffed waving it off.
"Big deal, you can make roads and houses." said the lizard girl.
"Roads and houses, is this what you call that." She turns into a concrete giant golem.
"Woah." said Flug, "Manipulation of the ground..." He studied it.
Whule Demencia got spooked.
"Her mission is to get all of her kind trapped so that she can kill the humans of her world." Mr Puzzles pointed at her.
"More genocide then?" asked Black Hat excitedly.
"Basically, you should see Wesker and his sister, they're plan is to spread a virus to the entire world, that would kill the unworthy as they say while the others would mutate, so they can become the gods of the new race they create." Mr Puzzles said.
"Ah good. He wants to be seen as a God." Black Hat said.
"Yes and theres still more my friends." Sid smirks.
Note: Black and his group appeared and faced against Draco with Lucifer helping out, they joined Team Dark because of Revenge.