opening by newstardustdragon101
Kotae wa doko e sagashite
Where's my soul?
Overhaul stood over Gotham as the night shined before turning away as the bat signal lit the sky.
It's like a fear warui yume no you de
Mezametemo All I've got is bones
frvtrb hI'm in a panic? Get out, hurry
Oh, there're mysteries and miseries
Overhaul is walking through the streets of Gotham as one by one members of his team start to join him, Harely, Ivy, Catwoman, King Shark, Clayface, Sy, Psycho, Giganta, Blackfire all as they walk through Gotham.
Dead or alive hazama ni yurarete
Samayoeba Right to left to hell
Ronri no shoutai emo no shoutai
Odoru 1,2,3 steps on this dark stage
Barbara sighs watching her father bumbling around as he struggles to put on his pants while on the phone.
Raise your flag, march on, fight
Kamen no fuchi e te wo kakedo tada hone ga naru nomi
Wars and swords, tears and blood
Afuru chikara ga fui ni waraidashita
Batman is in the Batcave watching as Damian trains with his swords going through his rogues gallery.
Kotae wa doko e sagashite
Where's my soul? Where's my heart?
Riaru ni nomareteku
Naruto and the gang ride with Sy in his car form evading the cops as Gordon furiously chases after them with a squad of cop cars.
Don't hesitate, go this way
Wakaranai kamawanai
Magai mono furuttemo
Naruto passes by Lois Lane's apartment giving her a wink which she returns. Gzsplntz blows Naruto a kiss
Tada kono sekai wo ikinuke yo
Aa nakushita kanashimi ga mata uzuiteku...
Misery-World
Overhaul and his gang rest in the hideout laughing as Harley throws cash up in the air, Overhaul stands at the top of the lair holding his hand out to the moon. Gripping his hand as it started to crumble
(1 week after Gotham's Decimation)
A live broadcast played of the president of the United States of America appeared on every phone and tv screen in the country including one in the abandoned mall Harley and her crew were using as a base of operations
"My fellow Americans, it's been decades since Gotham City once exemplified American Prosperity. But one week ago it hit the point of no return. When the Joker seized control of the city only for the new Emperor of Outworld, Naruto Uzumaki otherwise known as the villain Overhaul murdered him and destroyed the city in their battle. Batman has vanished with no sign of being alive and now Gotham is beyond saving. Its criminals are running amok in the ruined land. And even the currently injured Justice League can do nothing to help after their battle with the famed Villainess Kushina Uzumaki. And so it is with a heavy heart I must declare Gotham beyond saving. I hereby declare Gotham City no longer part of the United States. It is Civitas Non Grata. God bless the United states of America and god help Gotham city" the president declared as the crew looked on in shock
"Fuck Yeah!!" Harley and Naruto yelled out happily as they high fived as they watched this broadcast on the mall tv.
Ok the crew barring Harley and Naruto
"Uh this is probably fucking bad you two" Psycho told them
"Oh please this is gonna be awesome. No rules, no laws. Only anarchy and chaos!" Harley yelled
"So an average Tuesday in that morons new kingdom" Psycho asked with an eye roll as he pointed at Naruto
"Just for that I'm gonna have Sindel lead an army into the city and take over. Yes I'll declare Gotham part of Outworld! The Tarkatans will eat everyone! They'll have food for a week!" Naruto declared savagely
Psycho paled at this before he fell over in a faint at the thought of getting eaten by the Tarkatan hordes.
"Nice job moron" Ivy said with a flat tone as she walked into the room carrying a box
"What? You hate him too and you and I both know his voice grates on you. At least like this he's silent" Naruto pointed out
"Are you seriously gonna lead an army and take over the city?" Shark asked
"Well it would probably Be better than this and have some semblance of order" Naruto mused
"That and you want to bait Batman out of hiding" Ivy said as she put the box she was carrying down on a table
"Oh god yes. I haven't had a good fight like that in a long time! I want a rematch with that fucker!" Naruto declared
"Are fights even worth it when you can get your head blown off and keep going?" Clayface asked curiously
"They are when you play down to the level of mortals." Naruto said with a grin
"Yeah we still have to talk about the whole wings and angel blood thing" Ivy said
"Not that hard to explain mom is a demon and dad…. He's the devil. I think that sums it up" Naruto said
"Now when you say devil?" Harley asked as she raised an eyebrow at the blonde
"The actual devil. Lucifer Morningstar himself and no he doesn't look like a clown damn it! Fucking Hazbin hotel bullshit" Naruto grumbled
"Oh please you laughed at the show too along with me" Harley said with a grin at the blonde
"yeah cause I was rooting for Adam. Redemption is bullshit" Naruto grumbled under his breath
"You heartless monster!" Clayface yelled overhearing that
"Don't sweet talk me! Now what you got there babe?" Naruto yelled at his friend before he looked at Ivy
"Some random ass flaming portal opened up and dropped this thing in my room. It's addressed to you" Ivy said
Naruto looked at the box and saw on the label it said "please forward to the brat sticking It to you. I'd ask Gsplntz but she is avoiding my calls. Signed Kushina"
"Oh mom sent me my stuff. Alright everyone stand back while I open this shit" Naruto said as he walked towards the box
"Why do we need to stand back?" Shark asked
"Cause this may have volatile demon stuff and our screaming souls. Or possibly even a succubus. I forget what she said she was sending" Naruto admitted as he opened the box which revealed a stuffed fox toy with nine tails
Which promptly smacked in the face Naruto with his tails
"Finally! Do you have any idea How long Ive been sitting in your mother's fucking room?! The things I've seen man! They scare even me!" The toy said in a grumbling deep voice
"Holy shit Kurama! You're back!" Naruto said with a smile at the toy
"That's right you loser and this time I'm rabid!" Kurama said before he bit Naruto's arm in a playful way making the blonde laugh
" I haven't seen you since we went to China and murdered those monks" Naruto said wide eyed
"China my ass! You left me in that basement after you leveled your high school and went on the lam!" Kurama yelled with a annoyed look
"Hey I didn't run because of the high school… I thought I accidentally knocked up my homeroom teacher on graduation day" Naruto said with a pout
"……why the hell is he talking to a stuffed fox?" Psycho asked after waking up as they all looked at Naruto as he talked to the stuffed fox who didn't react at all
"I have no idea" Ivy said as she shook her head
"I'm on it" Harley said as she took out her phone and hit the speed dial and after a few rings a darkness portal opened and Raven walked through
"ok what's going on-ah hell" Raven was asking before seeing Naruto talking to the stuffed fox
"Ah Raven, would it be possible for you to give us some insight on this?" Clayface asked
"That's Naruto's imaginary friend or alter ego from his childhood. His mom said he used to talk to that thing all the time when he was growing up." Raven said as she rubbed her forehead
"……so he's crazy as hell?" Psycho asked after a few moments of science
"No, I'm not going to eat the midget. He'd give me indigestion probably" Naruto said to the stuffed fox
"... I think that answered that" Sy Borgman muttered
"OK new rule you only talk to the fox -" Ivy said as she stepped forward
"Kurama" Naruto said as he looked at Ivy
"Whatever, you only talk to him when you're alone I don't put up with this shit" Ivy told him
"Why the hell would I listen to- Naruto was asking before he was cut off
Ivy smirked at him and slightly pulled down Her shirt showing some cleavage "you want access to this you do what I say" Ivy told him
"... Kurama buddy I'm bringing you to my palace" Naruto said as he lifted the stuffed fox
"You only talk to him in the basement" Raven said with a flat tone of voice
"Oh come on it's my palace-" Naruto was saying before Raven cut him off
Raven said nothing to this but she moved her cloak to the side and revealed her legs before she smacked her ass hard for emphasis and moaned
"... Kurama you have to live in the dungeons of my palace…..no I am not a cuck!" Naruto said with a sigh before he yelled at the stuffed animal as he went towards Raven who opened a portal to outworld for him to drop off Kurama
"You two just have him wrapped around your fingers huh?" Shark asked amused at this
"Well duh. If we didn't, can you imagine the shit He'd get into?" Raven asked with an eye roll
"You mean compared to the shit he already does?" Psycho asked flatly
"Picture it twenty times worse" Raven told them unflinchingly
"... Oy Vey" Sy Borgman muttered picturing that
(Naruto's palace)
Naruto walked out of Ravens portal into the basement where there was a small TV a couch and what looked like a mini fridge off to the side
"This is your dungeon? Where's the suffering and screams?! The torture room! The jacuzzi of blood! What kind of emperor doesn't have a blood jacuzzi?!" Kurama yelled as he looked around after Naruto put him on the couch
"I have most of those. This is just your room. I think Rae set this aside for you knowing eventually mom would send you. Also why Would I want a blood Jacuzzi?" Naruto questioned
"Rae?! You have a nickname for that bitch? Gah! You are such a fucking simp!" Kurama yelled laughing
"I may be a simp but I clap that ass regularly. Can you say the same?" Naruto asked
"Well I am a figment of your imagination so technically?" Kurama asked with a shrug
"…….well that's depressing" Naruto muttered as he sat down next to the stuffed animal with a sigh of defeat
"Oi you better have cable on this thing!" Kurama yelled as he grabbed the TV remote
"I'll ask Sindel if we do" Naruto shrugged
"The fuck's a Sindel?" Kurama asked as he turned on the TV
"My empress/kind of wife" Naruto told him
"Wife?! You fucking always said marriage was a bullshit scam to rip off morons of half their shit!" Kurama yelled as he looked at the blonde
"On Earth Yeah Here in outworld divorce is different" Naruto said as he shook his head
"We're in San Francisco now? Shit take me To Alcatraz I always wanted to escape from there!" Kurama yelled with a grin
"Not that Outworld you wannabe Muppet!" Naruto yelled at the stuffed fox
"Oi! That's offensive! I'm way more talented than those hacks!" Kurama yelled
"Talented at what? Drinking beers and planning genocides?" Naruto asked sarcastically
"Oh please I have way more talent than those puppets who think their shit don't stink!" Kurama yelled as a knock sounded on the door
"Hold that thought. Enter" Naruto said as he looked at the basement door
Kurama nodded as he flopped onto the couch lifeless as the door opened as Sindel came into the room
"Ah Raven mentioned you'd be here. We require your presence in the throne room to pass some judgement on some criminals" Sindel told him
"Gotcha. Give me like 5 minutes and I'll be up there" Naruto told the empress who nodded and left
"That's Sindel?! Kid, you are my fucking hero, awooo!" Kurama said as he stood up and howled a bit before panting a bit after seeing Sindel
"Oi I am no one's hero!" Naruro yelled at him
"You're a hero to me if you sticking it to that one oh and the clown and the plant lady and that goth with the fat ass oh and that cousin of super cuck" Kurama told him
"Which Cousin? There's two of them, and I have railed both, at the same time " Naruto asked as he smirked in pride
"You nailed both? My point is made you are a Hero To me dammit. A hero to all who wish to tap the asses of the hot and sexy!" Kurama declared
"... alright I can accept being a hero in that case" Naruto admitted grinning
"Damn right… Say that Empress have a sister? One that may Have a thing for foxes?" Kurama asked
"Only has daughters, and yes I'm nailing them too" Naruto said with a grin
"My man! Gahahahahahaaha! Alright go up and cast judgement on those criminals man. Or go tax the poor. Or whatever a emperor does" Kurama told him
"Yeah I'm looking to make plans to take Gotham and make it part of this empire, maybe I can frame them for attacking us and start a war" Naruto mused
"That's over the line! We're not war criminals, we're just serial killers!" Kurama yelled
Naruto and Kurama both looked at each other for a few moments before they both started to cackle madly before Naruto went upstairs to his throne room
(Outworld throne room)
Naruto walked into his throne room to find Sindel, Kitana, Jade, Mileena, Sonya Bladez Kano, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, Baraka, Blackfire, Gsplntz, Ultragirl, Superwoman, Queen of Fables, three restrained people, and several slave girls cleaning the floors.
"Alright so what am I doing exactly?" Naruto asked as he sat in his throne before Sindel sat in his lap with a grin and a slave girl brought them over glasses of wine
"My emperor we have 3 prisoners here for you to cast judgement on for their crimes against Outworld" Baraka said as he escorted three people by their chains. Two men, one blonde and one brunette and a buxom redhead woman
"Ah very well. Let's start with you. What did you do?" Naruto asked, pointing to one of the men. The one with brown hair specifically
"I stole bread to feed my starving family. Please have mercy on me my emperor. I only wished to help them survive" the man begged on his knees
"Ah I see... remove his limbs. All of them" Naruto ordered as the man was dragged away by the guards kicking and screaming in fright
"Now what did you do sexy?" Naruto asked turning to the buxom redhead
"I murdered my husband after I caught him in bed with a centaur" The woman said simply and uncaringly. Bastard had it coming as far as she was concerned
"Ah lovely. 1 year house arrest for her" Naruto declared pointing at her
"A year?!" The woman asked wide eyed
"Chill out, the house arrest is in the palace here" Naruto said smirking as the woman was brought away before turning to the blonde man "and what did you do?" Naruto asked
"I killed a ramen chef and burned down his stall" the blonde man said with a shrug
…..You what?" Naruto asked with a cold tone
"Ah crap" Gsplntz groaned out as she slammed her palm into her forehead
"You dare slaughter a holy man! How dare you! Baraka take him to the Tarkatan horde. He is to be boiled in a giant ramen pot alive for your people to feast on!" Naruto yelled in fury
"As you desire my emperor" Baraka said dragging the man away
"Well that went well mate" Kano said smirking at the chaos Naruto caused
"Yeah this is the life now which of my ladies wants to-" Naruto was saying before the palace wall suddenly burst open and shattered before a very busty blonde woman in a white leotard with a red cape and a hole cut in her outfit to show off her cleavage flew down, she had F cup breasts, a curvy yet toned body, and a plump heart shaped ass along with thick thighs. This was Karen Starr aka power girl
"How dare you invade my beloveds royal -" Sindel growled out as her hair started to move behind her ready to strike before she yelped as Naruto threw her aside
"Hello! if it isn't one of my favorite clients!" Naruto yelled as he threw sindel off his lap and walked towards Karen
"You son of a bitch!" Karen growled out
"I already know my mom is a bitch babe. You can't blame me for what she did to your limp dick cousin" Naruto told her as he waved his hand dismissively
"What? I don't care what she did to him! You missed my last three appointments! You fucking owe me!" Karen growled out
"Ah true my apologies. Kitana, Jade show her to my royal chambers." Naruto ordered
"At once my lord" kitana and jade said as they bowed before they walked towards the door to lead Karen away
"and stand by just in case we want some playmates" Naruto said with a smirk at the two assassins
"As you desire my lord" Jade said with a bow as she and Kitana led Karen away
Gspy hold off any meeting for the next 3 hours?" Naruto asked Karen
Karen raised an eyebrow at this before she raised her hand and smacked her ass hard
"Make it 4" Naruto told his secretary as he smiled madly while Karen smirked as she left with kitana and jade while swaying her hips
"I'll make it 6 you always love going extra on miss Starr" Gsplntz said as she penciled it in
"good. Sindel you're in charge until I return" Naruto said to his empress as he walked away while Sindel was getting up from being tossed aside
"If he wasn't so powerful and handsome I would kill him for that" Sindel grumbled to herself
"Oh please you love that he takes control of you" Gsplntz said with a scoff
"I do not" Sindel grunted out
"Shall I playback your last video made with him? The one with the shock collar, leash, and handcuffs?" Gsplntz asked flatly
"…..Superwoman and ultragirl come with me" Sindel growled as she felt a need to release some stress
"The only orders we take are from the emperor" Superwoman said with an eye roll as she didn't care much for following Sindel's orders
"You may want to follow this one. Your contract states you have to follow any and all of Sindel's orders as long as they don't involve betraying Naruto, defiling Ramen, betraying Naruto while defiling ramen, or becoming celibate nuns" Gsplntz said making the contract appear
"Oh fine you better make me cum hard then oh mighty empress" Superwoman grumbled as she and ultragirl followed sindel
"Y'all are fucking way Too horny for this shit." Fables grunted out as she looked at her phone
"Yeah and you don't spy on Naruto" Gsplntz told her flatly
"Shut up! He's about to rail that kryptonian bombshell!" Fables grunted out as she looked at the phone with a smirk
"... can we watch?" Mileena asked gesturing to herself, Sonya, and Blackfire
"You all have fun with that I'm hitting up the bar" Kano said as he left to get his drink on
(With Naruto)
Naruto entered his chambers and smirked seeing Karen removing her cape and laying down on his bed while Kitana and Jade stood to the side
"It's been far too long since I had you around my dear" Naruto admitted as he threw his shirt aside
"That's your fault for canceling the damn appointments asshole" Karen told him annoyed
"Asshole? How dare you woman! I am a dick through and through!" Naruto yelled in faux accusal
"Yeah yeah, let's do this those two will be good to go after the first round right?" Karen asked as Naruto approached her while she gestured to Kitana and Jade
"wow someone's in a rush huh? If You're that short on time we can always reschedule" Naruto told her with a tone of mockery as he removed his pants
"I have plenty of time, I am just done waiting. I had to talk Kara into watching over Metropolis since crime went up 40 percent " Karen told him with a tone of annoyance as he was the reason for the crime increase after he dropped off a ton of Gothamites in Metropolis that stuck around once Kushina injured superman
"Ah I'll be sure to make yo see stars to make up for that" Naruto said with a smirk as he got on top of Karen as she wrap her legs around him
"mmmmmm fuck your good" Karen moaned as Naruto leaned forward and licked her neck and rubbed his hard cock on her covered pussy
"I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is make bitches howl" Naruto grinned before he placed his left hand on her leotard and decayed it. Leaving the kryptonian bombshell in nothing but her red boots
"Hey that suit is expensive you know" Karen grunted out
"Oh please. You act like we don't reimburse any costume destruction" Naruto said with an eye roll before he reached up towards one of Karen's breasts and gripped it. Making the blonde moan at the villain's rough hands
"I wonder what your cousin would say seeing the person he trusts to watch over his city moaning like a common street whore to the villain he despises" Naruto said amused as he ran his other hand up and down her thighs while he continued groping Karen's chest
"Mmm who cares what he thinks" Karen moaned out as she bit her lip to keep from screaming
"You know there's always a place in my empire for you and Kara. I mean as slave girls but its on the table" Naruto offered with a grin
"You think I'd sell myself out just cause you can fuck a kryptonian woman well? You're still an evil villain" Karen asked with a glare of defiance at Naruto before she moaned as she felt his cock rubbing against her moist cunt
"Oh you can stop the tough girl act. We both know you're too hooked on my dick to think about anything else Power tits" Naruto told her with a smirk as his hand gripped one of her nipples and pinched it making the kryptonian woman yelp from the sudden action.
"I-told you to stop calling me that" Karen stuttered out trying not to moan
"Fine I'll just call you my favorite nickname…..mine" Naruto said with a smirk as he leaned into Karen's ear and whispered the last word before he thrusted hard into her wet pussy
"Oh Rao!!!" Karen yelled out arching her back as she felt Naruto's cock stretching her pussy
"You still want to deny you want me- woah!" Naruto asked with a smirk before he yelled as Karen flipped them over so she was straddling him on top
"Eyes on me stud~" Karen purred out as she licked his cheek before she leaned back and started to bounce on his cock as she moaned happily and ran her hands through her hair as she moaned with no shame
"And here I Thought Kara was more of the cow girl between you two. Then again your udders are bigger" Naruto told her smirking as he watched her breasts bounce and jiggle from her movements
"And they are all yours" Karen moaned as she grabbed her breasts and squeezed them for him before she started to lick them in a sensual way
"I'll remember that next time I'm in Metropolis. I'm sure the Daily planet would love a pic of me groping you mid fight for a cover story" Naruto said grinning like a loon as he watched the kryptonian woman act so lewdly and wild. It was such a far cry from what every hero expected of her given her cousin.
"Mmmmm you are so deep big daddy" Karen purred as she bounced in Naruto's lap
"I think it's more how tight you are. Shit it really has been a while since I plowed your field huh farm girl?" Naruto asked with a grunt as he grabbed Karen's hips and helped her bounce on his cock
"You getting close stud? You gonna Paint my insides white with your cum?" Karen asked with a manic giggle
"That's the plan you want this nut my little power whore?" Naruto grunted as he smacked Karen on the ass making her ass jiggle
"Fuck yes! Fill me up you hung son of a bitch!" Karen demanded as she started to bounce on him harder and faster. The bed beneath them creaking from their rutting.
"As you wish my dear" Naruto grinned as he grabbed Karen's hips and pulled her down fully onto his cock and let loose his load. His hot white seed flooding her depths as she let out a loud cry of unrestrained pleasure. Her own climax hitting like a ton of bricks before….
Crash!!
The bed beneath them shattered
"I thought Shang Tsung was supposed to reinforce this thing magically?" Naruto asked turning to Kitana and Jade
"I believe he was busy with a new experiment something about a woman with blood magic he was training in the flesh pits" Jade admitted as she bowed her head trying not to let on that she was very turned on along with Kitana
"... I'll come back to that later" Naruto shrugged before Turning to the panting kryptonian woman "so how was that Power tits?" Naruto asked grinning at the pleased Kryptonian bombshell as she kissed his neck
"I said stop calling me that! And oh fuck that was so good, you and your two girls there are good to go right? " Karen panted out as she rested on Naruto's chest her breath squishing against his chest as she pumped his cock with her hand as she got off his lap a bit
"You bet just don't break them they are favorites of mine" Naruto warned her
"You bet stud ok blue one come here" Karen said with a kiss to Naruto's cheek before she turned her gaze to Kitana
"I am Kitana princess of Outworld and I demand respe-mmmpph" Kitana was saying trying to put up a front of royalty but she was silenced when this blonde bombshell suddenly appeared in front of her faster than a bullet shoving her tongue down the blue clad assassin's throat
"Mmmm yeah you will be fun" Karen said with a smirk as she licked her lips at the panting princess
"The strap ons are in the chest nearby" Jade said with a bow
"Jade!- Eeep!" Kitana yelled wide eyed at her friend and bodyguard selling her out before she yelled in surprise as Karen appeared behind her with a strap on rubbing against her wet pussy as she shoved her against the nearby wall
"try to show me a good time l, princess~" Karen said with a smirk as she thrusted into Kitana's pussy making the princess moan as she started to take her against the wall
"Good girl jade, for that you decide how I take you" Naruto said as he approached Jade and placed his hand under her chin so she would look him in the eyes
"…..please my lord will you take my ass?" Jade panted out as she felt her arousal rise
"... I fucking love this realm!" Naruto said with a crazed grin as he decayed Jade's outfit and pushed her onto the floor on Her hands and knees before sidling up behind her "Want me to go slow and soft?" Naruto asked as he rubbed his cock against her ass
"My lord may take my ass as he wishes. I am not some pathetic weakling after all" Jade said with devotion as she raised her ass up towards him and shook it like Sindel taught her
"I fucking love this place!!" Naruto said with a grin as he slammed his cock fully into the green clad assassin's ass without any hesitation. Completely thrusting it inside of her as Jade let out a scream of pleasure.
"So deep!!!!" Jade yelled as her eyes rolled up in the back of her head from the intrusion
"And I'm just getting started. Get ready for a real ride" Naruto told her before he slapped her ass making it jiggle and started to thrust away at Jade's asshole like a madman.
Hard, fast, rough. Her emperor was pulling out all the stops. Slamming away at her like a feral beast in the throes of mating season.
"Come on, don't just take it! Shake that ass of yours!" Naruto ordered as he thrusted away at Jade's ass as she was slowly losing herself to the pleasure
"A-apologies my lord" Jade moaned out as he started to thrust her hips back towards the emperor. Twerking her fat ass on his cock as the rutting between the emperor, his assassins, and the kryptonian continued for 6 hours non stop.
(Gotham Mall 2 weeks later)
Naruto was sitting in the mall alongside the rest of Harley's crew as Ivy was next to him reading a book, Psycho was on a laptop, Clayface and Sy were on front of an on fire oil drum, and Shark was brushing a random Llama inside of the decrepit and decaying mall
A horn suddenly blared as Harley came riding into the mall on a bumper car with Joker's face and Xs in the eyes being pulled by two hyenas
"Home sweet home! good job my little baby drivers. I have a treat for you" Harley said happily as she pet the hyenas before giving them a large raw Steak which the two started to fight over
"Hey Bud, Lou no fighting! You share it!" Harley told them with a firm tone
"I have 20 bucks on bud- ow!" Naruto said with a grin as he held up a 20 before Harley threw her bat at him cracking him in the face "I don't think I deserved that!"
"Didn't you fucking cause all this shit in the first place?" Psycho pointed out
"I'm sorry I don't speak munchkin. I do know some oompa loompa however if you wanna try that." Naruto said smirking at Psycho
"Yeah right I saw your streaming history Mr wicked fan- hurk!" Psycho was saying with a scoff before Naruto grabbed him by his throat
"I'll fucking kill you and feed you to the tarkatans for this insult!" Naruto yelled
"Naruto drop him" Ivy said as she turned the page in her book
"how about no" Naruto responded
"Well I tried." Ivy said with a shrug of disinterest
"No killing the help!" Harley yelled as she took out a spray bottle and sprayed it in naruto's face
"Ah Detroit tap water!" Naruto yelled as he dropped Psycho before running back to his seat next to Ivy
"so…..wicked huh?" Ivy asked with a raised eyebrow and a slight smirk
"... I have a thing for green skin. You already know that" Naruto muttered under his breath before he froze as Ivy grabbed his hand
"Love you too softy" Ivy said with a slight chuckle while Naruto grumbled
"Anyways I got food guys" Harley said as she opened the trunk of the bumper car revealing a gagged and bound japanese man
"Aw man I was hoping for indian" Naruto groaned out
"Feather or dot?" Frank asked as he looked at Naruto as he made a feather motion with his leaf arm before he pointed at his forehead for emphasis
"HA!" Naruto laughed at this as he high fived the talking plant
"You cannot expect us to eat a person!" Psycho yelled
"I mean Baraka gave me a Few tarkatan recipes" Naruto said with a grin
"I wouldn't recommend it. They burn the flesh a bit too much" Shark said as he shook his head
"Ah plus we would be hungry an hour later anyway" Naruto as he nodded
"That's Chinese you idiot!" Sy yelled as he waved his robot hand
"We're not eating him. This is Takashi. He's a sushi chef with a michelin star" Harley said gesturing to the old man before throwing him to Shark
"I gotta admit I was excited to eat a person since I just had sushi but I guess it's fine" Shark said as he picked up the old man and carried him away
"Takashi, would it be Gauche to ask for a spider roll? Or are you strictly Omakase?" Clayface asked as he, Sy, and Psycho followed Shark and Takashi leaving Naruto, Ivy, and Harley alone
"Ive are you not jazzed about sushi?" Harkey asked seeing Ivy not moving towards the chef with the others
"No. No I mean I like Takashi's handrolls as much as the next gal, but don't you think it's time kind of like wrap this party up? I mean it's been 3 weeks since Naruto here killed Joker, there's no Legion of Doom, no Batman. Gotham is yours for the taking" Ivy said as she looked at the blonde woman
"I am having a blast! This is what I've always wanted! Anarchy and Sushi!" Harley declared grinning before pulling out an airhorn and blowing it
"preach you crazy bitch!" Naruto yelled as he threw some money at Harley
"Yeah I mean you Could've had better sushi When Gotham had refrigeration and free trade with The rest of America but…." Ivy said looking over at the others eating Sushi
"Bleck! Is this a bird?!" Clayface asked coughing up feathers
"Trust me. Seriously, you're gonna be kicking yourself if you don't take charge." Ivy told Harley seriously
"The best part of living in an apocalyptic wasteland is no one's in charge. Whoo!!" Harley cheered before blowing the horn again
"I thought the best part of the apocalypse was the lack of proper clothing meaning every woman wears something skimpy?" Naruto asked
"Like you need the excuse to make your sluts dress up in little to no clothing. For fucks sake look at what Wonder Woman wears!" Psycho pointed out as he ate some sushi
"Don't test me, Gollem! I'll do to you what Daedelic did to your game! Only worse!" Naruto yelled at the midget
"It's chaos baby! It's like Nam after the U.S pulled out." Sy said before looking on at empty space with a far away look in his eyes
"I don't think it's exactly like that" Harley said as she and Ivy looked at the old man oddly
"Hey you're on Penguin turf! Get the hell out of here!" A voice yelled as everyone turned to see two tuxedo suited men enter the mall, one carrying a crowbar
"The hell are you talking about?" Harley demanded
"Penguin called dibs on the mob." One of the men told her
"Uh we've had this place for like ever! And dibs? There's no dibs. The city's in ruins dumbass. Its a post dibs world. Nobody owns anything except me owning this mall!" Harley yelled
"It's chaos baby! It's like Nam after the U.S pulled out" Sy repeated staring out at nothing with a far away look
"Stop! No more flashbacks!" Harley yelled at the old man "and as for you two go back to the Penguin and tell him to go screw himself" Harley demanded
"Oh? And who's gonna make us? You? Please you're the Joker's sloppy seconds. And he didn't want you the second time" One of the men said
"Oi! Who are you insulting my girl?!" Naruto yelled as he stomped forward
"Oh look the guy who fucked everything up? Bravo man! What you wanted to create a hole that you hadn't fucked in Gotham yet?" The same man asked with a scoff as Naruto approached
"Oh that's funny! Here's another good one!" Naruto yelled as he grabbed the man by his face with his right hand and splattered his head in an instant. The blood spraying all over his partner who looked on in terror
"Here's a tip. Next time penguin sends someone near me it better be those two sexy assistants of his. Cause if any of you bird shitters come here again. I'm gonna test and see if penguins can really fly or not. Over and over and over again. Capiche?" Naruto asked turning to the other goon who ran the hell out in fear
"Oi! I had dibs on that asshole!" Harley yelled at Naruto as she held up her bat
"Well you should've been faster then. Old Cobblepot has been pissing me off for a long while now. Long before I joined up with you guys" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes
"What the hell did he do to you?" Psycho asked curiously
"He had his goons murder a ramen vendor in front of me. Before I could even order. It was dark day. A day where I was denied the glorious food even gids would weep for" Naruto said with a sad tone and far off look in his eyes
"……you're an idiot" Ivy said flatly
"and a sex addict but we already knew that by now" Harley said with a nod
"Yeah well this idiot is gonna head back home and rule over his realm and rail some bitches! Alongside his hot as fuck empress" Naruto said as he took out his phone and texted Gsplntz
"Yeah right you're gonna get drunk and talk to your stuffed animal!" Harley yelled as He walked towards an opening portal
"Oi! You don't know me!" Naruto yelled as he jumped through a portal made by Gzsplntz back to Outworld
(Minutes later)
Naruto was sitting in the basement with Kurama drinking a few beers while talking to the stuffed animals
"And then Harley called me a sex addict, can you believe that shit?!" Naruto exclaimed crushing a beer can
"Ooooo what a monkey on your back!" Kurama yelled with heavy sarcasm
"I know right?!" Naruto yelled in agreement
"Let's expose this myth, all guys want sex, it's not a disease it's a pathetic excuse for someone cheating on their wife, funny how the disease only occurs around hot chicks, if you can't control yourselves around fat chick's over 40 then you have a fucking disease!" Kurama yelled as he took another beer offered from Naruto
"Fucking preach dude!" Naruto exclaimed before chugging another beer. Suddenly the room shook as a loud boom echoed from upstairs
"What the fuck was that? Oh god have they found me?! I knew this day would come! that Renamon plushie found me to make me pay child support!!" Kurama yelled as he hid under a pillow
"I don't think that- you banged a Renamon plushie?" Naruto asked turning to the fox under the pillow
"Oh Like you wouldn't do the same! I have seen your save photos of that Loona bitch!" Kurama yelled
"...ok either the palace is being attacked or I accidently brought the good shit down here" Naruto said as he ignored his alter ego
"Oi! You brought me cheap shit?! What thell man! You're a fucking emperor and cant afford shit better than $3 piss in a can?!" Kurama yelled before he threw the full can of beer at Naruto nailing him in the head
"Hey it's not my fault our raids on the downtrodden and poor of Outworld only net us so much good booze. I wonder what we're doing wrong?" Naruto mused
"No excuses! I demand good booze! and satellite TV! And a harem of my own! There's a toy store that has good recruits in Metropolis" Kurama said as he listed his demands
"You know outworld has a donation box to Honduras, how would you like to wake up in that?" Naruto asked as he glared at the toy
"Do it if you have the guts. You don't you pussy!" Kurama said as he started to growl at Naruto
Naruto growled as he clenched his hand as he held it up before the door to the basement opened and Sindel was rushed in unconscious and bleeding as Kitana and Mileena helped her inside while Kurama quickly flopped onto the couch lifeless
"What happened to her?" Naruto asked as he got up off the couch and helped Sindel to lay down
"Rebellion. Reiko returned from his last mission Shao Kahn gave him and took exception to mother back on the throne. He attacked her while she was leaving the room and stabbed her with his spear before running off when the guards came. She demanded to be brought to you before she passed out" Mileena explained
"Rebellion? Oh hell no! Hold on a minute" Naruto said as he touched Sindel and in a quick Overhaul she was healed
"Ugh what happened? Reiko! That traitorous little bastard! I'll tear his throat out and scream in his ears until his head explodes!" Sindel declared angrily
"Fuck that's hot, but for now let's go deal with this rebellion bullshit!" Naruto declared as he stood up and the group left the basement to the throne room where Fables was waiting for them
"Status report" Naruto ordered
"You're in the fucking shit. That Reiko dickbag freed a bunch of prisoners after killing the guards and fled into the woods." Fables told him
"Prisoners? Anyone we have to actually worry about?" Naruto asked raising a eyebrow at this
"Mostly just people who you imprisoned for little to no reason" Fables said as she shook her head
"Hey I had reason for those!" Naruto exclaimed
"Them mocking you over you talking to that stuffed rag is not a crime" Fables said flatly
"Yeah and neither was them mocking you for your powers but hey I still let you slaughter them didn't I?!" Naruto pointed out as he got in Fables face
"... fucking Dammit I Hate When you have a point. Cause you never do" Fables grumbled
"Oj I have a point all the time for you -" Naruto was saying before Kitana interrupted
"Sire I would suggest focusing on Reiko and his rebellion and not on a lesser conquest" Kitana suggested as she looked at Fables with a look of annoyance
"Who the hell are you calling lesser?! I'm a fucking 10! Just cause I don't walk around half naked all the fucking time like some slutty ninja doesn't mean I ain't sexy" Fables told the princess with a glare
"Your outfit doesn't leave much to the imagination either. Plus you are still rocking those tits" Naruto said as he checked Fables out
"If you want a crack at this ass you better shut up and help me plan an attack on those rebels!" Fables demanded as she looked at Naruto while others entered the took such as Baraka and Gsplntz
"... And motivation unlocked. I don't care how long it takes or what else I'm needed for but I Will not stop Until Reiko is dead and I have you bouncing that ass of yours on my cock while I'm on my throne! Prepare the soldiers and call Kano! We hunt these rebels down and leave none alive!" Naruto ordered the gathered generals who all quickly moved to enact his orders
"Well mate you look like your in some shit" Kano said as he entered the palace with a smirk
"The hell have you been?" Naruto asked his weapon and drug supplier
"Sorry mate. Ended up partying too hard at one of Outworld's bars. One minute I'm chatting up this Sheila next thing I know I'm in the bathroom with her snorting cocaine off her tits" Kano said
"My man!" Naruto grinned high fiving his criminal friend
"Yeah the bitch was crazy and wild." Kano chuckled out
"Details man. I wanna hear them" Naruto said
"Sure man. Huge knockers, red hair. Started a bar fight that she ended by crushing a guys throat with her hand" Kano explained
"... you've got to be fucking kidding me" Naruto groaned out realizing Kano may have just slept with his crazy ass mother
"Oh you better not have nailed who I think you-" Naruto was saying before he was cut off as a crash was heard from the front of the palace
"Hey brat! You hiding my new fuck toy?!" Kushina was heard yelling
"Nice job moron" Sonya said with a groan at this
"Oh go choke on your master's dick doll" Kano said flipping Sonya the bird
"ok so I'm just gonna ignore…. All of this for the sake of what little sanity I have. Mom what the hell are you doing in my realm?" Naruto asked feeling a headache as his mother entered his throne room
"Needed a vacation since I was tired of running from all the d lister heroes on earth after I crippled the leaguers for a few more months. Fucking plastic man was the best they could spare. Do I look like a charity villainess?! I'm S tier dammit!" Kushina yelled
"The point woman?!" Naruto yelled at his mother reaching the end of his patience
"Oi! Don't get sassy with me! I'm still your mother and you will show me respect!" Kushina yelled as she got in her son's face
"What mother?! You threw me off the roof when I was 4!" Naruto yelled back
"Hey I warned you about talking back before I did it! That's real love!" Kushina yelled
"and now you're fucking one of my friends and supplier. Mother of the year folks" Naruto scoffed
"So? I have a list of the friends of mine you fuck. Speaking of where are Gspy or Arella?" Kushina asked with a smirk
"As fun as it would be to watch you two fight we have a rebellion to put down" Sindel said as she pulled Naruto away from his mother
"Rebellion?! Hell yes! An excuse to slaughter indiscriminately!" Kushina declared grinning madly
"You need an excuse now?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Shut up brat! OK who am I hunting and what's my incentive?" Kushina asked
"Free room and board and all the booze and drugs you want" Gsplntz said with a flat tone as she raised her hand as she entered
"Done! Let's go!" Kushina yelled grabbing Kano and dragging him off
"Well that rebellion won't last a month 2 tops" Naruto said with a sigh
"You seem surprisingly ok with the fact you just found out your supplier is nailing your mom" Raven said as she raised an eyebrow
"Oh please Kano won't last the weekend, he will be lucky if he just gets off with her just dumping him." Naruto said with an eye roll
"It's true I've seen her go through way stronger men in less time" Gsplntz said as she nodded
"Alright let's stop this conversation. We have a rebellion to put down" Naruto ordered his generals as they approached the war room
Author's note: no we are not making Kano and Kushina a full on couple or pairing. This is just to show how crazy and insane she is. And is more for comedy purposes.
Same with Kurama
He's not real, he's just in Naruto's head. A figment of his imagination to show how insane he is.
Think Calvin and Hobbs only WAY more twisted lol
later folks