CWF is back again. So check it out. P.S. I own the belts, and JC. Nothing more.
CWF (Cartoon Wrestling Federation: May week 1
Going the Distance by Cake plays as the intro to CWF, Fireworks go off on top of the Titantron.
"Ladies and Gentlemen
"Even though we are in Omaha,Nebraska We can't forget what happened in San Diego, with Jake Long winning the CWF Championship" said Sticky, Referencing what happened at Still Standing." said Sticky, referering to what happend at Still Standing.
(American Dragon: Jake Long Theme Plays)
Jake walks into the ring with the belt on his shoulder. The fans are booing heavily as numerous signs say "Slay the Dragon!"
"YO, What is goin' on Corn Huskers? The ChampDrag is in the hizzle." roared Jake as the Crowd keeps booing the Champ.
"Jake is getting no love here tonight in Omaha." said Sunny.
"Then again, Nobody here probably understands him anyway." stated Sticky, joking about Jake's Slang.
"At Still Standing, we all saw a real winner in action when I easily beat Naruto to win the title." said Jake in a confident manner.
"Not the way I saw what happened at Still Standing." said Sunny.
"Settle down Sunny, The Champ is still talking." said Sticky, Calming his Broadcast Partner.
"Now since Naruto can't be here tonight due to an injury, I am going to show you how great of a champ I am." said Jake as he pointed to the Entrance Ramp.
"What does he mean by that?" asked Sunny.
(Rocky and Bullwinkle Theme Plays)
"Hey it's Bullwinkle, Former Tag Team and United States Champion!" yelled Sticky, Excited to see a CWF Hall of Famer.
Bullwinkle enters the ring as fans cheer the Whassmattah U Alumnai.
"Now where is a man or moose that was a Tag and United States Champion, But other than, he is nothing more than a furry Hat Rack for the "Flying" Squirrel Roccno." said Jake, Mocking the Iconic Moose.
Fans starts booing Jake for bad mouthing Bullwinkle. Then Bullwinkle grabs the Mic.
"Now listen here Long arm of the wrong, You can bad mouth me all you want, But nobody disses Rocky!" said Bullwinkle, Showing that he wasn't gonna take what Jake said laying down.
Fans start chanting Rocky!, Rocky!, Rocky!
Jake then decides to turn around and attack Bullwinkle as the fans boo.
"Why is Jake doing this? What is this supposed to prove?" asked an upset Sunny.
"Well somebody better save Bullwinkle here and now." said Sticky.
Bart Simpson then runs into the run and pulls off Jake Long. Bart is about to clothesline Jake, but Jake slides out of the ring.
"Jake got lucky and thats all I'm going to say." said Sunny, Who wanted Jake to get his comuppetence.
"But It is a good thing Bart showed up when he did." replied Sticky.
(Commercial Break)
(General Manager's JC's Office)
JC is singing Karoake while Juniper Lee, Ron Stoppable, and Kim Possible are watching.
"Sling us a web your the Spider-Man, Sling us a web tonight, 'Cause we'all in the mood for a hero now, And there Evildoers to fight." sang JC.
Jake barges into the office.
"Hey JC!, JC did you see what just happened out in the ring?" yelled Jake.
"Hold up, Okay guys party seems to be over, so see ya. (June, Kim, and Ron leave.) Yes, and I'm for one am upset at what happened out there." said JC.
"So, how long is Bart suspended? I believe he should be suspended for a year!" said Jake.
"No, I'm upset at you for beating up Bullwinkle, You know he is one of the greatest Tag stars of all time? And about Bart, I am rewarding him for his kindness. At Blaze of Glory, It will be Jake Long vs. Bart Simpson with the CWF Championship on the line." said JC.
"Say Wha?" asked Jake.
"Thats right, now Bart has a match later tonight against Eric Cartman so next week You and Bart will take part in a representatives match, where the winner will pick the match type." further stated JC.
"Awww Man!" whined Jake.
"Hey if you don't like it, Give up the Belt is what I would say." said JC.
(Danny Phantom Theme Plays)
"This match is set for one fall. Making his way into the ring, From Amity Park, Danny Phantom!" sad Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"This is a Mini-tournament for the #1 Contendership for the United States Championship." said Sunny.
"The winner of the tourney will face Spongebob for the United States title at Blaze of Glory." said Sticky.
(Team Rocket Theme Plays)
"And his opponent, Meowth!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Meowth nearly won the United States title at Still Standing." said Sunny, referencing what happened at Still Standing.
"Can Meowth be able to get back in the title picture?" asked Sticky.
The match starts with Meowth trying to nail the Von Meowth Claw, but instead tries to tire Danny out. Danny then decides to use a runnig clothesline to slow up Meowth making him an easy victim for the Specter Spike. Meowth though falls out of the ring as the Ref starts the Ten Count.
1,2,3... Danny is to exhausted from chasing Meowth to move. 4,5,6,7... Meowth begins to get up. 8,9,10! Just as Meowth is going through the ropes. (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner, by Count-Out: Danny Phantom!" said Tripp as Danny gets his hand Raised in Victory.
"Man poor Meowth, So close but loses by Count-Out." said Sunny, seeing the look of dissappointment on Meowth's Face.
"Well Danny now has to face another guy to go up against Spongebob for the United States Title." said Sticky.
(Backstage) Miss Big E is seen with CWF Hardcore Champion Omi.
"I am standing here with CWF Hardcore Champion Omi, who will defend the title at Blaze of Glory." stated Miss Big E.
"That is right, so if there is any superstar out there who thinks he can topple the giant Canine, just Brought It Now!" said Omi, Confusing Miss Big E.
Kenny McCormick then confronts Omi. Kenny then Mumbles in his Hoodie.
"I believe Kenny is saying It's Big Dog, Just Bring It, and He will face you for the belt at Blaze of Glory." stated Miss Big E.
"Mumbles (Heck Yeah Sucka! replied Kenny.
(Commercial Break)
(Ed,Edd,and Eddy Theme Plays)
"This match is set for one fall. Making his way into the ring, From Peach Creek: Edd!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Earlier before the show. we learned that it will be The Erupting Eds defending their Tag Titles against The Bounty Hunters at Blaze of Glory." stated Sunny.
"We also learned that Naruto will be out for a month due to a small ankle injury." said Sticky, Referencing at what Jake said earlier.
(Punk Rock Music Plays)
"And his opponent, from The Ghost Zone: Skulker!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Next week, our mini tournament will continue with Zuko vs. Chiro, A rematch from Still Standing." stated Sunny.
"Chiro not only can Chiro get revenge for Zuko breaking his fist, He can get a shot at the United States title." said Sticky.
Eddy and Ed are standing ringside to watch Edd go up against Skulker in the match.
The match begins with Skulker beating Edd up easily. Edd is then given a Torture Rack on Edd, but Edd grabs the rope at the last second.
Edd then grabs Skulker and uses the ropes to tangle Skulker's arm on the ropes. Edd then begins to run at Skulker nails a Clothesline from ED.
Edd then pulls the knocked out Skulker off of the ropes and pins him.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3 (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner: Edd!" said Tripp as the Edd is ecstatic about his David over Goliath Victory.
"Amazing that Edd pulled off the victory." said an impressed Sunny.
"Well we will have to see if they can defend the belts at Blaze of Glory." said Sticky.
(Commercial Break)
(All Grown Up Theme Plays)
"This match is set for one fall. Making her way into the ring: Angelica Pickles!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"This match will add a third member to the Triple Threat match for the CWF Women's Championship at Blaze of Glory." stated Sticky.
"Yeah But, Who is Angelica's opponent?" questioned Sticky.
(Nine Lives by Aerosmith Plays)
"And her opponent, From Konoha: Naruko!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Naruko!" yelled a stunned Sunny.
"I did not know Naruto had a sister." said Sunny.
Naruko is wearing a female verison of Naruto's jumpsuit.
The match starts with Angelica yelling at Naruko, but Naruko nails a jaw breaker and then pins Angelica.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3 (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner: Naruko!" said Tripp as Naruko bows to the Audience.
"Well it will be Naruko, Kim, and June in a triple threat match for the Women's title." said Sunny.
"Hey Naruko does deserve her opportunity." said Sticky.
(Promo)
"Okay go!" said JC as he pointed to Abe Simpson, and Herbert.
"Back in my day, I used to wrestle Mrs. Roosevelt in a zoo full of Pandas." rambled Abe.
"That Jake Long is such a strong fellow. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHH." said Herbert.
"Eeer No!" said a slightly disturbed JC.
"This match is set for one fall, meaning one fall will set this match, not two falls, one fall." repeated Mojo Jojo.
"Not bad, we'll call you possibly." replied JC.
"Awesome Green Goblin, You maybe the top runner." said an impressed JC.
"Thanks JC, But don't open that door there. replied Green Goblin.
JC sees that the wreckage of the hallway where the Goblin's Glider was at.
"Heh Heh, I don't get the job do I?" said Green Goblin sheepishly.
"Get Out." said JC as he is almost about to strangle Green Goblin.
We're Still looking for a new Announce Team.
"As you know, Me and Sticky are both joining other parts of the CWF. I'm working with the music of CWF." stated Sunny.
"I'm with Wade working on the CWF computer database." mentioned Sticky.
"So we are trying to find a new Announce Team for CWF." explained Sunny.
"Yeah, but they can never replace us." stated Sticky.
(Do the Bartman by Bart Simpson Plays)
"This match is set for one fall. Making his way into the ring, From Springfield: Bart Simpson!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"At Still Standing Bart lost a Last Man Standing Match against Danny Phantom." said Sunny.
"But now he has the opportunity to add a Fourth CWF Championship Reign at Blaze of Glory." said Sticky.
(South Park Theme Plays)
"And his opponent, From South Park, Colorado: Eric Cartman!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Kenny (who isn't with Cartman, Kyle, and Stan) will face Omi for the Hardcore title at Still Standing." stated Sunny.
"With or Without or the others, Cartman can be a tough opponent for any superstar." said Sticky.
The match starts with Cartman and Bart trying to get the crowd on their side. The crowd is dead even. Stan stays at ringside while Kyle heads to the back. Cartman takes the first swing by nailing Bart with a sidewalk slam. Cartman then tries to nail a Big Boy Splash but misses. Bart the grabs Cartman and gives him a STF Submission Hold. Cartman grabs the bottom rope. Bart then decides to end it the match by nailing a Bartdog on Cartman.
Suddenly Jake Long appears in the ring and attacks Bart ending the match in a No Contest. Jake is about to hit the Dragon DDT,
but Bart counters and Jake slips out of the ring again.
"For the second time tonight, Jake sneaks out of the ring again." said Sunny.
"Not for long, look who's behind him." stated Sticky as Jake is about to get whats coming.
Bullwinkle, Stan, and Cartman all grab Jake, and threw him back into the ring as Bart nails a Bartdog onto Jake.
"Well, It looks like Jake may have to face the music when he faces Bart at Blaze of Glory." said Sunny.
"But next week, Jake and Bart will each have find a representative, because if thier rep wins, They get to choose which match they want." said Sticky.
Bart walks out of the ring looking back at the fallen Jake Long as the show draws to a close.
Results
Danny Phantom def. Meowth via Count Out (Mini-Tournament for #1 Contendership for U.S. Title)
Edd def. Skulker
Naruko def. Angelica Pickles
Eric Cartman vs. Bart Simpson (No Contest)
Okay, I wanna give thanks to Righteous Fury for the ideas but I'm still looking. If anybody wants to see Ditto from Ben 10 be a member of the CWF roster, then say so in the Reviews. And with that in mind, Reviewing is now open.
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