Hello everyone. This latest Chapter is dedicated to the memory of Lillian Ellison, also known as The Fabulous Moolah. She held the WWE Women's Championship for over 10,000 days (About 30 Years I believe). She recently passed away on November 2. Moolah, You will be missed, and always remembered (1923-2007).
And now, A brand new chapter of CWF: Cartoon Wrestling Federation.
CWF (Cartoon Wrestling Federation): July week 1
Going the Distance by Cake plays as the intro to CWF, Fireworks go off on top of the Titantron.
"Hey there Meatbags!, It's Bender, and as always Iroh is also here with me tonight." introduced Bender.
We are in Toronto, Ontario, Canada coming off what happened at All Out Brawl Out with Jake Long retaining the CWF Championship, and Danny Phantom becoming the Number One Contender for the Title." said Iroh.
(American Dragon: Jake Long Theme Plays)
"Ladies, and Gentlemen, Please welcome the CWF Champion: Jake Long!" Announced Tripp.
Jake enters the ring with the CWF Championship on his right shoulder as the crowd boos him heavily. Jake then grabs the mic, and begins to speak.
"I am still the Champion baby, I defeated Naruto Uzumaki, and I will definately defeat Danny Phantom at Ultimate Showdown." said an arrogant Jake.
The Crowd keeps booing Jake Long.
"Now many people have been asking me how can the ChampDrag take out the Ghost Boy hmm? Well I have a clip of what I did to him at UCW: The One Shot to show you all how I beat Danny to an inch of his life." stated Jake as he pointed to the Titantron.
The video of the Match is shown on the Titantron. The video shows Jake hitting a Dragon uppercuton Danny before tossing him into the ring post.
The next part shows Long nailing a lariat and tossing Phantom hard into the ring post. Long smashed Phantom into the post a few more times before nailing Phantom with a drop kick to the mug. The video then ends with Jake nailing the Dragon DDT on Danny.
"See y'all, Not only did I beat down Danny Phantom, The Rock even had a turn at giving that White haired freak a beatdown." said Jake.
Another video is shown. It shows The Rock pulling Danny in for the Rock Bottom, nailing Danny out on the mat.
"You know what? I should make this into a movie, I could probably get an Oscar for this." smiled Jake.
(Danny Phantom Theme Plays)
"Well I have to say that was the biggest load of poop than Mark Henry on Laxatives. Now if you are done having a fantasy moment, Let me show the fans what really happened at UCW: The One Shot." stated Danny as he pointed to the Titantron.
Danny's video is now shown. It shows Danny Phantom hitting his Spectre Spike onto Jake. The next scene shows Danny Phantom punting Long's shoulder into the ring steps just Omi did to Danny weeks ago. The video ends with Danny hitting another Spectre Spike and pinned the AmDrag for the three count. UCW Announcer Megaman: 'Here is your winner, DANNY PHANTOM!'
The Rock raised Danny's hand in victory is then shown to end the video.
"Now, I'll admit I got Rock Bottom'd by The Rock, but You Jake certainly got the worst of The Rocks wrath." mentioned Danny as he pointed back to the Titantron.
One more video is shown. It shows The grabbing a microphone as Long covered Danny for the pin.
"'One... Two... IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUNTS TO THREE!'" said The Rock.
Long, shocked by The Rock's defiance, went after the People's Champion, but that only earned him a Rock Bottom. The Rock then looked to the crowd with his infamous People's eyebrow and moved towards Jake's head, rolling Phantom away. Rock ripped off his referee's shirt and tossed it into the crowd, going side-to-side with the People's Elbow.
"Hey Long I have something to say to that." said Danny.
"You better not say it bro." replied Jake.
"If Ya Smeeeelllllllllllah, What The Rock is Cookin?" quoted Danny.
(I'm Comin by Will Smith Plays)
"Okay you guys, If this is over I have tonight's Main Event all figured out. It will be Danny Phantom, and a partner of his choice going up against Omi, and Jake Long." stated JC.
"I wonder who Danny is going to pick." pondered Bender.
"Knowing Danny, he is going to keep an ace up his sleeve on this one." said Iroh.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage)
JC is walking back to his office when he is confronted by Team South Park.
"What's up guys?" asked JC.
"Listen JC, We would love to have one more shot at the Eds for the Tag Titles." stated Kyle.
"So can we please?" begged Stan.
"I have an idea for next week. There will be a Tag Team match where the winner will face the Erupting Ed's at Ultimate Showdown for the Tag Titles. It will be Stan and Kyle representing Team South Park going up against... Cartman and Kenny of Team South Park!" replied JC, shocking the Four Boys.
"What the Funky Chunky Cookies are you thinking?" asked Cartman.
"Hey, My mind is made up man." said JC.
(Do The Bartman by Bart Simpson Plays)
"This match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, From Springfield, He is the CWF Hardcore Champion: Bart Simpson!" said Tripp Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Tonight my brother from a human mother Bart will take one Skulker, the other member of the Bounty Hunters." said Bender.
"Zuko was not successful in defeating Bart for thr Hardcore Title at All Out Brawl Out." added Iroh.
(Punk Rock Music Plays)
"And his opponent, From The Ghost Zone: Skulker!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"The Metallic Hunter has his eyes on the Bartman." said Bender.
"If Skulker wins this match, He could be facing Bart for the Hardcore Title in the near future." said Iroh.
The match starts with Skulker, and Bart exchanging punches, until Bart hits a Spinning Kick onto Skulker. Bart then puts Skulker in a STF Hold, but Skulker is able to grab the ropes, and break the hold. Bart tries to hit a Facesmash, but Skulker counters with a Clothesline that nearly knocked Bart's head off. Skulker then hits a Powerbomb on Bart,
and pins him in the ceter of the ring.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Bart kicks out.
Skulker decides to end the match by grabbing Bart, and hit the Chokeslam on him, but as he does it, Bart counters out of the Chokeslam. Bart then hits a Judo Chop onto Skulker. Bart then adds a Jawbreaker to the pain, and Skulker is on the mat. Bart puts Skulker in another STF Hold. Skulker screams in pain for the first time, but he refuses to submit. Skulker is finally able to grab the ropes, and break the hold, but not until Bart hits a Roundhouse Kick to knock Skulker out again. Bart then gets into a Orton-esqe waiting pose as Skulker is getting back up from the kick. Bart sees his window of opportunity, and hits the Bartdog on Skulker. Bart then pins Skulker in the middle of the ring.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner: Bart Simpson!" said Tripp as Bart gets his Arm raised.
"Bart pulls off an impressive victory here tonight." said Bender.
"In two straight weeks, Bart has defeated both members of The Bounty Hunters." said Iroh.
(General Manager JC's Office)
JC is sitting looking at some paperwork for the Superstar Search when Miss Big E enters the room.
"You wanted to see me sir?" asked Miss Big E.
"Yes, Now at All Out Brawl Out tell me what happened." said JC.
"Well, Bart, The Eds, Spongebob, and Jake all retained their titles, and Danny became the contender for the CWF Title." said Miss Big E, eluding to what happened.
"Well actually I'm talking about your involvement in the Women's Title match." said JC.
"JC, I'm so sorry about what I did, but I couldn't stand idley by, and see Kim lose her Championship that way." stated a remorseful Miss Big E.
"Miss Big E, I'm sorry to say this but, You're Fired." said JC.
"I understand sir." replied Miss. Big E.
Miss Big E begins to walk away sadly until.
"Hold on there, I do have another job for you if your up to it." said JC, stopping Miss Big E.
"I'll take whatever job you have." said Miss Big E.
"Okay, You are now the official Business Manager for Kim Possible!" stated JC.
Miss Big E is screaming like a schoolgirl, and hugging JC.
"Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!" said an excited Miss Big E.
(Commercial Break)
(I'm Comin by Silkk the Shocker Plays)
"Hey!, I didn't know that MVP was going to be on CWF tonight." said Bender.
"Apparently the Entrance Ramp looks just like the set for MVP's entrance.: added Iroh.
Suddenly, Meowth appears wearing the same style suit, necklace, and shades doing the MVP entrance.
"Well, Meowth starts with the letter M." said Bender, jokingly.
"And to consider, Meowth is a lot better than MVP." said Iroh.
"Now all of ya's are wonderin' why is Meowth dressed up as the WWE United States Champion MVP? The answer is quite simple. General Manager JC decided that one CWF Superstar would help him make a contendership match in anyway, shape, or form as long as it was appropriate. So I came with a great idea for the Number 1 Contendership for the Women's Championship. A Costume Ball Diva Battle Royal!, And JC chose mine, So lets get these girls out here, and ready to go." said an estatic Meowth.
(The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Theme Plays)
"This a Costume Ball Diva Battle Royal to determine the Number One Contender for the Women's Championship. Making her way to the ring, From Orchid Bay:
Juniper Lee!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Whoa!, June is dressed up like Elvis Presley." Bender.
"Well when she hits her Frog Splash, That is a one way ticket to the Heartbreak Hotel." stated Iroh.
(Nine Lives by Aerosmith Plays)
"Introucing next, From Konoha: Naruko!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Naruko is dressed up like a Fox like Girl." said Bender.
"Well, It is different than dressing up like a Cat Girl." replied Iroh.
(All Grown Up Theme Plays)
"Introducing next: Angelica Pickles!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Angelica is dressed up as Cinderella." said Bender.
"I would have chosen the ugly stepsister if I was her." joked Iroh.
(Agressive Rock Music Plays)
"Introducing next: Shego!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Shego is dressed up as a Punk Rocker." said Bender.
"Hopefully she won't use that Gutiar as a weapon for this match." quipped Iroh.
(You Just Don't Know Me at All by Lillian Garcia Plays)
"And Finally making her way to the ring, From Amity Park: Sam Manson!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Sam looks awesome as a Vampiress!" said Bender.
"She could definetly sink her teeth into having a shot for the Women's Title." added Iroh.
The match starts with Meowth standing outside of the ring as the Ref for the match as the girls battled in the ring. Shego, and June double-teamed Naruko, but Naruko dodges, and hits a Chick Kick on Shego. Sam and Angelica are in a tie-up where Sam wins by hitting a Jawbreaker onto Angelica. June grabs Naruko, and Irish Whips her to the ropes, but Naruko counters with her Kitsune Kick. Naruko then picks June up, and eliminates her by throwing her over the top rope. Sam then hits a Legdrop onto Angelica, but Shego then Irish Whips Sam into the ring post. Naruko then picks Angelica up, but Angelica Irish Whips her over the ropes, and hits a knock out punch to eliminate Naruko.
"What a punch by Angelica!" said an impressed Bender.
"She really wants to get another shot at the Women's Championship." said Iroh.
Angelica, and Shego start double-teaming Sam who is still on the ring post. Shego then Irish Whips Sam into the diagonal ring post. Shego is about to hit a running clothesline ontp Sam, but Angelica grabs Shego, and throws her over the top rope, and eliminates her. Angelica then heads for Sam, but Sam counters, and hits a Spear on Angelica. Sam then Irish Whips Angelica into the ropes, and Clothesline her over the top rope eliminating her ending the match.
"Here is your winner, and the Number 1 Contender: Sam Manson!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"The Gothic Vampiress wins the Battle Royal for a shot at Kim's Title." said Bender.
"Sam may just well be the next Women's Champion." said Iroh.
(Backstage)
Spongebob and Chiro are seen split screen getting ready for their U.S. Title match.
"Chiro vs. Spongebob for the United States Championship is up next!" said Bender.
"This will be a barn burner of a match." said Iroh.
(Commercial Break)
(SRMTHFG! Theme Plays)
"This match is set for one fall, and it is for the CWF United States Championship, Making his way to the ring, From Shuggazoom City: Chiro!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers)
"At All Out Brawl Out, Spongebob retained the United States Title in a Ladder match, with some unwanted help by The Skeleton King." said Bender.
"But after what Spongebob, and Chiro did to him, I doubt that Skeleton King will show his face around hear again." added Iroh.
(Spongebob Squarepants Theme Plays)
"And his opponent, From Bikini Bottom, He is the CWF United States Champion: Spongebob Squarepants!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"After the beatdown of Skeleton King, Spongebob gave Chiro one more shot for the United States Championship here tonight." said Bender.
"Can Spongebob be able to counter the Power Primate?" asked Iroh.
The match starts with Chiro going for a Missile Dropkick, but Spongebob gets out of the way. Spongebob takes advantage of this, and hits a Lionsault. Spongebob is about to pin Chiro, but Chiro counters with a Leglock in the middle of the ring. Spongebob is crawling towards the ropes to break the hold, but Chiro is holding on. Spongebob is finally able to grab the ropes, and the hold is broken. Chiro grabs Spongebob, and is about hit a Thunder Punch, but Spongebob counters with a Sponge Suplex Pin.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Chiro kicks out.
Spongebob hits a Suplex onto Chiro to keep him down. Spongebob then puts Chiro in a Sleeper Hold. Chiro seems to be out like a light, but as The Ref is about to check, Chiro converts the Sleeper Hold into a Side Effect. Chiro, and Spongebob are both laid out on the mat, but after afew seconds, they begin to get up, and move again. Spongebob tries to hit the Sponge Suplex Pin, but Chiro counters, and hits a Lighting Kick. Chiro then waits for Spongebob to get up again, and Chiro hits the Thunder Punch, and pins Spongebob.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner, and New CWF United States Champion: Chiro!" said Tripp as he is given the U.S. Title.
"Chiro has finally defeated Spongebob for the United States Championship!" said Bender.
"But what is next for the new U.S. Champ?" asked Iroh.
(Backstage)
Omi, and Jake Long are seen in the Hallway, discussing something about their match next.
"You think it's Naruto who is teaming with Danny?" asked Omi.
"Nah, Naruto is in Japan this week doing publicity for the Superstar Search." replied Jake.
"Maybe he got that new Sokka kid to fight." quipped Omi.
"Word is he ain't makin' an appearance until Ultimate Showdown." stated Jake.
"But who can it be then?" asked Omi.
"Whoever it is, I know that I could take them easy." said Jake.
"The Main Event is up next!" yelled Bender.
"Danny's partner better be ready." said Iroh.
(Commercial Break)
(Promo)
"Next Week on CWF: It will be the CWF Superstar Search! So get ready fans to see eight stars tryout to become CWF Superstars, only two will become CWF Superstars." announced JC.
(American Dragon: Jake Long Theme Plays)
"This Tag Team match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, From New York, New York, He is the CWF Champion: Jake Long!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"At All Out Brawl Out, Jake Long retained his CWF Championship against Naruto, but without some help from Omi." said Bender.
"But in the end, Danny, and Naruto stood tall in the middle of the ring as Jake, and Omi retreated from the ring." added Iroh.
(Xiolian Showdown Theme Plays)
"And his Tag Team partner: Omi!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"Omi lost an opportunity at getting a shot at the CWF Championship at All Out Brawl Out." said Bender.
"But if he could injure Danny before Ultimate Showdown, Omi may actually have his shot at the Title." quipped Iroh.
(Danny Phantom Theme Plays)
"And their opponents, First, From Amity Park: Danny Phantom!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"At Ultimate Showdown, It will be Danny Phantom going up against Jake Long for the CWF Championship!" said Bender.
"But who has Danny chosen as his Tag Partner?" asked Iroh.
"And his Tag Team Partner..." said Tripp.
(Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo Theme Plays)
"By God!, Bobobo has returned to the CWF!" said a shocked Bender.
"And he is going to be Danny's Tag Team Partner!" added a just as excited Iroh.
"And his Tag Team Partner: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!" finished Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
Bobobo is seen doing the same entrance as ECW's Sandman as he shakes the fans hands.
"Bobobo is a bonafide CWF Legend, having won the CWF Championship within a year." said Bender.
"He also was a United States Champion, and even became part of the CWF Mangagement after his retirement." added Iroh.
Bobobo takes out a can, drinks the content, an smashes it repeatedly on his forehead.
"What is Bobobo drinking?" asked Bender.
"I think it's Motor Oil." answered Iroh.
The match starts with Bobobo, and Omi in the ring. Omi tries to hit Bobobo with a Judo Chop, but Bobobo counters, and wants to shake Omi's hand. Omi is reluctant, and continues to try to take Bobobo out, but Bobobo keeps dodging. Omi then decides to play Bobobo's game by shaking his hand, but Bobobo then hits Omi with a massive Head Butt. Bobobo then hits a mix of punches, and kicks until Omi is knocked out on the mat. Bobobo then tags in Danny to hit the Phantom Flip, but Jake gets tagged in by a quick Omi. Danny, and Jake stare eachother down, but right as two are about to tie-up, Jake tags Omi back in, and Jake leaves the ring with his Title leaving Omi to face the two.
"What is Jake doing to his Tag Partner?" asked a bewildered Bender.
"If I was Omi, I better hope I made out my will." replied Iroh.
Omi starts to hit a couple of Chops on Danny, but Danny hits a massive Suplex onto Omi. Danny then hits a Rolling Thunder onto Omi, but Omi counters out of a pinfall attempt.
Omi then nails a Roundhouse Kick onto Danny. Omi then gets ready to hit the Ice Dragon Kick, but Danny tags Bobobo back into the match. Bobobo goes after Omi wanting a Hug, but Omi hits Bobobo with a Ice Dragon Kick. Omi is about to pin Bobobo, but Bobobo shockingly grabs Omi, and hits a Fist of the Nosehair (Power of the Punch without the Brass Knuckles. Bobobo then signals Danny to hit the Phantom Flip, and hits it. Bobobo, and Danny both pin Omi.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here are you winners: Bobobo, and Danny Phantom!" announced Tripp as the Crowd gets on their feet.
"Danny, and Bobobo are victorious here tonight in our Main Event." said Bender.
"But why did Jake Long walk out on his own Tag Team Partner?" asked Iroh.
Danny, and Bobobo are celebrating in the middle of the ring. Bobobo actually gives Danny a big friendly Bearhug as the show draws to a close.
Results
Bart Simpson def. Skulker
Sam Manson wins Diva Costume Ball Battle Royal (Wins Number 1 Contendership)
Chiro def. Spongebob (Wins United States Title)
Danny Phantom & Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo def. Jake Long & Omi
Okay, to bobobo the wiggin warrior: I already had Bobobo as a legend for CWF, so there you go he is in the story anyway (BTW the Series Finale was the same as the Anime in Japan, plus it;s a pun off how Animes always end without a proper resolution, and how Mangas follow after what happens in the Anime.
Also, I am allowing anyone who had wanted to put their wrestlers in the Superstar Search One final slot, meaning they can add one more Wrestler into their Reviews. So everybody Review, and Be prepared for The Superstar Search!