A/N: This is honestly my first time writing anything ever, and I'm really bad at dialogue

and almost all other aspects of writing lol. So please forgive me if it's hard to read.

I only decided to start writing this because after I'd read basically every Kazumin fic there is I was so thirsty for

more that I decided that I had to take matters into my own hands. But it's mostly for self-fulfillment.

This only took me like 6 hours to write, so I'll probably release another chapter in the next day or two.

A comment pointing out my faults or errors would be appreciated! The more critical the better.

Chapter 1- Wish... Withheld?

Part 1

After my suicide bombing of the demon king, I was sent to heaven, where I met Aqua and Eris-sama.

They gave me quite the scare after Aqua starting crying and acting like I couldn't be resurrected. Which, of course, I couldn't, after I'd used Explosion on the demon king, my body was destroyed.

But because of my cough very noble deed of defeating the demon king, I was given a fourth option. To be able to reincarnate back in this wicked world that I hate so much.

And of course that's the option I chose.

I was also given a wish, a wish that I could use for anything I desired, unlimited power? Untold wisdom? A lifetime supply of panties? I could choose anything.

But being the noble demon king slayer that I was, I decided to hold on to that wish for later. But not without having my fun.

...

Heaven, a few moments before he returned

...

"Please give me a cheat, since I didn't get a good one my first time." I say grinning at Aqua.

Eris lets out a laugh, "Very well Kazuma-san, while the demon king is gone there are still many strong monsters in that world."

Eris gives a mischievous smile, and Aqua crying softly gives me a hopeful look.

"Now choose! What cheat do you want? You can pick almost anything your heart desires, we will grant it."

I said to her.

"Does a goddess count as a cheat?"

Eris gave me a beautiful smile.

Aqua broke out into tears again before also giving me a smile of which I'd never seen her make before.

Part 2

They quickly resurrected my body and then prepared to send me back down. But not before Aqua started spewing trash while wearing a shitty grin about how without her amazing goddess sealing powers I would have never been able to defeat the demon king.

Eris begins to speak.

"Now Kazuma-san, please voice your wish for me to hear."

She looks at me expectantly waiting for me to say the words.

"Hey Kazuma when we get back to Axel I expect lots of service for this great and beautiful goddess! Lots of chilled beer, and maybe you could join the Axis church too?" She gives me an even more irritating look radiating with confidence

"Hey Eris, lend me your ear for a second."

Eris leans in, "Uh Eris-sama can I save my wish for later instead?" I whisper to her.

Eris gives me a scathing look, "Really Kazuma-san? After getting her all excited like this? It'll break her heart."

"No way, Aqua is tough. This is just to teach her a lesson for all this arrogance. Besides she's probably going to come down with me anyways kicking and screaming. So why not save my wish for later you know?"

Eris lets out an exasperated sigh before molding it into a smile, "Very well Kazuma-san, goodbye for now!"

Present

I suddenly feel like I've been displaced, a wave of vertigo hits me just after my vision is distorted. Then just like it never happened my vision stabilizes, and as I begin to get a bearing on my surroundings, I'm suddenly rammed in the stomach by something small and fall with a thud on my back.

I look down panicked, expecting some crazed gremlin ready to tear out my guts. Instead I see a familiar head of soft brown hair.

A sobbing Megumin hugs me tightly, crying into my chest.

"Whoa whoa, Megumin what's wrong are you okay?" I say surprised at her reaction

Megumin lifts her head off my chest and looks down at me, her cheeks still damp from the tears. "You idiot. I was so afraid that something was going to happen to you…"

She looks away shyly.

Well something did happen to me technically, I died. Wait wait wait… cute girl worried about my safety? Clinging to my chest while crying? So this is what it's like being one of those isekai protagonists.

I, like Aqua begin to wear a trashy grin.

A wave of serenity washes over me, but it's cut short when Megumin starts talking again.

"After all, you're so weak and fragile…" she says still holding on to that shy demeanor and averting her gaze.

'There's no way…' The amount of irony in that statement shook me to my core. A girl who goes completely limp after one attack calling ME weak and fragile?

I slowly raise my hand in front of her.

"Huh Kazuma what are you doing?"

"Steal."

As I use the skill, a pair of black panties appears magically into my outstretched hand.

"Ah?!" Megumin gives a small shriek and attempts to wrestle her undergarments out of my grip.

"K-Kazuma give me them back! And to think I was worried about you just a second ago…"

"YOU are the one who called me weak and fragile to my face! What kind of bullshit is tha-…" Megumin blushing furiously, successfully wrenches her panties out of my grasp, but not before my hand catches a strange, peculiar, damp sensation. It's almost like… no, it couldn't be…

I look at my hand, which was just recently liberated of Megumin's underwear. Sure enough, my hand had a slight sheen on it.

My face begins to flush with a shocked expression. "M-Megumin, did you…? Are you…?"

She quickly turns her back on me and meekly replies.

"W-well, I was able to use e-explosion so many times today that I c-can't help it…"

Just as I go to reply, I hear a wailing like that of an unfed baby bird.

"Waaaahhhh! Bwaaaahhh! I-I'm a goddess, and you just abandon me?! K-Kazumaaa how could you?! You're despicable!" Aqua breaks out in tears as she appears out of thin air right behind me.

I quickly stand up and wipe my slightly wet hand on the side of my pants.

"Shut up you pain in the ass goddess! You do one good thing then start acting like you're deserving of world class treatment." I shake my head.

"That one good thing lead to the defeat of the demon king! So give me some credit! Bwaaahhhh!" Said the sniveling debt magnet.

As gaze disapprovingly at Aqua I see a figure quickly approaching from behind her, I'm pretty sure it's one of the girls in Katsuragi's harem.

"I don't really get what's going on but if your priest is back can you please heal these two quickly?"

I look behind her and sure enough I see two figures lying on the ground immobile, one twitching slightly in what seems to be… ecstasy? And the other one just looks to be dead.

"Holy crap, alright Aqua here's the plan, you heal Mitsubishi and Darkness then we gotta get out of here."

Aqua still crying somehow reluctantly nods then runs to do her job.

"Ahhh!?" I spin around to see a person I completely forgot was here until now.

"Yunyun what's wrong, what's happening?!"

"It's the d-demon king army! They're teleporting back!" Yunyun stammers.

"Are they!? I get to show them the wrath of the new demon king!"

An overexcited Megumin quickly grabs her Bag filled with highest grade manatite and runs to the balcony where Yunyun was and begins chanting.

"Megumin wait! Wait!"

"Explosion!"

"Explosion!"

"Explosion!"

Faced with the onslaught of explosion spells the remnants of the demon kings army quickly scatter fearing for their lives.

Megumin throws back her head with maniacal laughter.

"Wahahahaha! I am Megumin! Fear me! Your new demon king and the greatest arch-wizard who has mastered explosion magic! Submit to my rule or die!

The loli gives a speech befitting of a new demon king while spamming the strongest spell in the world, killing her so called subjects.

"Explosio- Eh?!"

Until I swiftly run up and grab her.

"Megumin come on! we need to get out of here."

"Put me down! I can walk on my own!"

I ignore the little archwizards pleas and sling her onto my back where she begrudgingly nestles in.

I soon join the rest of the group, along with a newly resuscitated Mitsururgi and a miffed Darkness.

"Alright Yunyun are you ready? We're going to teleport out of here back to Axel."

"I'm ready Kazuma!"

"Everyone else you ready?"

"Ready! Everyone shouted."

I grab Aqua and Darknesses hand and begin chanting.

"Teleport!"