Pokemans
(18, all characters are over 18 even if specified otherwise. Read at your own
risk.)
Prologue
Once upon a time, there lived a boy. This boy was a Pokeman trainer! It was always his dream to become a Pokeman trainer, so he was very ecstatic that his dream was finally coming true.
"Pikaman! Go! Use thunderbolt!"
The small yellow rat creature complied. It waved its zig-zag tail and charged up a mighty thunderbolt, then released it on the wild Pokeman facing them. The wild Pokeman stiffened up and fell over, dead, whilst it emptied its bowels and bladder as it basically just got the electric chair, without the chair.
"Aw YEAH!" the boy cheered.
This boy's name was Ass Ketchup. He was a young lad who unfortunately was born with an extra chromosome. Although his existence meant the brutal torture and death of many, his mother was willing to accept that expense begrudgingly.
Ass walked over to the fried corpse and poked it with a stick, and, after a brief pause, unhinged his jaw and swallowed it whole. He then threw his head back and gave a very powerful howl, which lasted about 46 seconds.
His pikaman looked up at him with its ugly ass face when he was finished. Ass glared back, asserting his dominance on the pikaman to ensure it understood its place. The little Pokeman made cute begging noises in its throat unbefitting its ugly ass face.
Ass sighed then threw up a small amount of carcass so that he could feed. As the pikaman ravenously tore apart his portion, Ass gazed off into the distance.
He needed to catch them all.