Detentionaires Chapter I: Blitzkrieg Bop'd, a Naruto + Detentionaire Crossover fanfic

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Detentionaire.

A/N: Here's the story to take Shinobi's place while that'll be a once-in-a-while/once-a-month update due to having the anime stay 100 episodes ahead from now on. We chose this because it was the last in all the polls and didn't want to choose something else popular as a "We're ignoring polls" sort of thing. Plus it's short at 53 episodes.

Now this is a show that's very story driven so PLEASE NO SPOILERS IN REVIEWS!

For any that's interested in checking this show out as for the US, they only showed it online and out of order and this is a show that you have to watch in order, it's on YouTube via the company's official channel "Retro Rerun." As well as on Tubi and PlutoTV though for the last two, they are missing the first and 7th episodes.

This is a mystery show which I'm a big fan of too.

Contributor: KuronoDono12.

Chapter I: Blitzkrieg Bop'd.

Toronto Ontario Canada 7:43 AM.

A teenage boy was riding down a sidewalk on a skateboard. He's standing at 5'10", and has fair skin, blue eyes, spiky blonde hair, and three whisker marks on each cheek. He's wearing a black shirt and a bandage wrapped over his left arm from the elbow up, blue jeans, and sneakers with a backpack on.

He then came to a stop outside a high school where he saw another Asian teen boy with red hair that's black on the bottom wearing a green t-shirt over a black undershirt with a tattoo on his left shoulder of three lines on top of each other, the middle one having a break in it. He also has dark green pants and red sneakers.

"Hey, Lee." He said putting his skateboard in his backpack as he walked to Lee.

"Hey, Naruto… What happened?" Lee asked pointing to Naruto's left arm.

"Got hurt tripping when visiting Canada's Wonderland last week."

"Oh, other than that how was it?"

"Not the same since that movie studio sold it several years ago… I miss that epic feeling it had." Naruto replied before a teen boy with a deep tan and hair pulled back walked over.

He has headphones on and wearing a red fur coat over a black shirt and white undershirt. He has a gold chain with a watch on it, dark red pants, and brown shoes.

"Ping. The pong man. And Naruto… What is?" He asked them before looking to the parking lot to see an Asian woman walk out of an SUV. "Sucks that your mom teaches in the same school, homes."

"Tell me about it. But this is a new year, right?" Lee asked as the three walked to the school passing the sign.

A. NIGMA HIGH.

Naruto noticed on the crest is a large snake-like creature. Its upper body structure is similar to a human's, while its lower body consists of only a tail. It also has opposable thumbs and what appear to be horn-like ears on top of its head. Its eyes consist of yellow irises, black scleras, and slitted, black pupils. It also has a green sweater on.

"Eleventh grade, welcome to the big times!" Camillio said as they got to the door.

"The big 1-1..."

"Junior year–" Naruto picked up after Lee before Camillio continued.

"Driver's license, house parties–" The trio throws open the front doors of the school. Their jaws drop seeing the girls and cheerleaders inside. "Chiquitas, chiquitas, chi-qui-ye-ye-oo-itas!"

They fist bump as a jock walks by, lugging behind him three boys who have been stripped naked, tied up in a large garbage can, and made to look like freaks.

"And no more rookie mistakes," Lee said as a boy walked up and roughly brushed past Cam.

"Hey! Respect much?"

The boy casts an unimpressed glance back at Cam and keeps moving forward. A Red Tazelwurm balloon on a clock suddenly claws at the air and growls.

"Ha ha! Dude, you just got pwned by a mathlete." Naruto smiled as they walked in noticing the math sweater the boy had on.

"Yeah well that wouldn't happen if we were in an actual posse man, show some colors, we need some backup in the jungle homes." Camillio bit back at the blonde.

"Yeah. Okay, gangsta." Lee said as they walked the halls. "C'mon, people know us. We went to grade school with most of these guys." He finished as they passed a group of skaters.

"Hey, Zed. What's shakin'?" Naruto asked passing the group as one on the far left looked at him.

"How should I know? I'm not a… A shakeologist."

"That was when we were kids, we're in eleventh grade now!" Cam said as they passed other kids.

"Yeah, but if we join some clique, we gotta follow their rules, and personally, I don't want to wear guyliner," Lee said as they passed a group of emo kids.

"Fla-ash, this is high school, little homeslice-human-amigo, you can't just do whatever you want. There are rules, bro!" Cam spoke throwing a hand down as they walked.

"Guys!"

Naruto turned and was pulled into a hug with the others by a tall teen boy. He has fair skin, long blonde hair, and a blue sweatband and wearing yellow lens glasses, a sleeveless blue shirt blue shorts, and boots.

"Guys! It's me! Holger." Holger said with a Swedish accent.

"What is and what was," Cam asked before Holger dropped them.

"Ooh, you make question of riddle Holger not know the understand too." Holger smiled at them.

"Camillio wants to know how your summer back home in Vikingland was," Lee explained as Holger smiled.

"Oh! Summer fun, Holger makes kiss-kiss with girl!"

"Sweetness!" Cam said before he and Holger slapped hands.

"Bonus," Naruto said as he and Lee opened their lockers.

Lee chuckles, but then stops and stares off dreamily. His friends are following suit to see four beautiful girls heading their way.

The one on their left has long blonde hair and fair skin and is wearing purple lens glasses, a yellow shirt, and blue jeans.

The next one on her left has short strawberry-blonde, hair. Her clothing consists of a pink shirt a skirt with a deeper shade of pink and heels. She also has shades that hide her eyes.

Beside her on her left is a girl with a deep tan, long brown hair with a pink hairband and shirt with leggings.

And the last one has fair skin, long blonde hair, a pink hairband with glasses on top of her head. Blue eyes and she's wearing a white shirt, pink pants, and white open-toed heels.

Holger then sprayed his mouth then used the spray on his armpits before dancing as they walked past. "Ladies, we make for the disco party time, yes? Holger, mmm-mmm! Ooh-ooh!"

"Who wants to take this one?" The one in pink pants asked as all three of her sycophants raised a hand. "Brandy?"

The strawberry blonde-haired one walked up to Holger at that. "Holger. Speken ze duh? There is no way any of us would ever be seen anywhere with you or your like, totally nobody friends, even if it was the hottest party of the year and you were the last Y chromosome in existence. So like, toodles loosio." She said before walking off with the others.

"Wow. Harsh. Camillio out. Later, homses." Cam said as he walked away.

Holger's eyes fill with tears and his lip begins to quiver before Naruto walks up. "Hey big guy, at least she knows your name, right?"

"Ja. (Yeah.) She knows me. Me! Holgermiester!" Holger smiled before hearing the bell.

RRRiiinngg!

9:10 AM 1st Period.

Naruto is with Lee and Holger in science class with a male teacher who reminds Naruto a little of Einstein before Holger broke his pencil. "Nickelschniffer!"

Suddenly the TV in the corner ceiling turns on to show an Asian teen girl with short hair, freckles, a hairband, and wearing a white button shirt under a red vest sitting at a desk.

"Welcome back, A. Nigma High students, to the first day of a new school year. I'm, I'm..."

"She's Tina Kwee. And I'm Chaz Monerainian. And I am your school news team." A teen boy with a tan came into focus with brown hair, that had a lot of hair spray on it and wearing a white suit over a pink undershirt.

Tina then spoke up to continue. "Anyone else notices the mysterious disappearance of last year's school principal? We the student body have a right to know!"

"So true, Tina. But dontcha frown, A. Nigma High. We're getting a whole new principal. For an exclusive first look, head straight to the gym after lunch." Chaz said winking at the camera.

Lunch.

Naruto, Lee, Holger, and Cam are in the lunchroom, getting lunch as Lee has a soda, and Holger is serving himself food. "What up, ladies? How's the new year so far?" Cam asked looking over.

"Many tribulations this morning. Holger break favorite pencil."

As the guys walk through the lunchroom, the Red Tazelwurm sticks its head up out of a soup pot and looks around before dropping back into the soup. Lee looks back at his friend and chuckles until he walks into a wall and spills his purple soda.

They looked to see a tall muscular teen boy with fair skin and black hair under an aqua-blue bandanna. He also has a matching vest over a white shirt with a black cat doing meditation and jeans with boots.

"Sorry. But, look! Now the kitten has a cute purple-heuh!" The teen grabbed him by the neck and spoke lowly.

"That kitty has a name."

"Biffy T. Goldstein. Goodness. You let go of that poor, defenseless little student right this minute." A female voice spoke up.

"Sorry, Vice Principal Victoria," Biffy said flatly as a voluptuous woman walked in.

She has waist-length red hair that covers her right eye and has a beauty mark under her left. She has a large bust, and wide hips and is wearing a green military-style shirt, purple tie dark green skirt, and high heels.

"My, my. Looks like we're starting the year off on the wrong foot." She said as she walked over to Biffy and Lee. "So why don't you take the right foot for a little trip down to detention after school." Biffy grins like a shark at Lee before releasing him and following the Vice Principal. "And on the first day."

Naruto, Cam, and Holger observe from a nearby table at which they have started eating lunch. "I could say I was about to jump in there but I'd totally be lying!" Cam said as Naruto watched the two leave the room as Lee walked over.

"Whatever. What kinda loser gets detention on the first day?" He asked before clutching his crotch. "Ouf. Watch my stuff. I gotta whiz."

A television at the back of the lunchroom comes on with Tina and Chaz before she speaks.

"Uh. Ahh-tention students, we've just received–" Chaz then interrupts Tina at that.

"Breaking news. Back off Tina. Your new principal is in the building! Go to the gym, pronto!"

"Aw, man!" Naruto groaned as he leaned back in his seat.

1:08 PM Gym.

"Hey. Check it. Tina."

As the group walked in, Cam pointed to Tina who had on a blue skirt and flats. Naruto grins in Tina's direction as she is facing away talking to the cameraman. She feels his eyes on her and turns towards him with a smile on her face. Suddenly, the ground shakes in the auditorium. It is followed by another shake, and then another, accompanied by the sound of metal machinery moving.

The gathered teenagers watch as a metal claw pulls back a curtain onstage and heavy, robotic footsteps out from behind it and a man steps up to the microphone.

He's tall muscular and bald with fair skin and a brown mustache. He has a patch over his right eye and his neck is covered by metal. He's wearing a military uniform and has a mechanical left hand and right foot.

"LISTEN UP, you snot-nosed baggy-pants-wearing' maggot-covered puddles of vomitized puke! Scrumming through life like it's some kind of mini-mall! Drinking your fancy la-di-da chocolate mocha with a peaches and cream frappe whatsit on the side of your watusi, well, ZIP IT UP! Java Joes and Josies! 'Cause Principal General Barrage is in command!"

"Aw, the new principal could use a hug. Know what I'm saying?" Cam asked as Naruto stood.

"I'll be right back. Gotta go to the restroom."

Lee followed and the two walked out and into the nearest restroom. Several minutes later, they wash their hands and hear a tune in one of the stalls. "Can you bring it down a notch?" Lee asks as the sound dims slightly as a figure watches them from a bathroom stall, viewing through the crack between the stall door and its hinges.

The figure holds up a remote and presses a button.

In the auditorium, a mechanized tone is heard, as Barrage speaks up. "Who! In tarnation! Is beeping!" He yelled as a song started to play.

"What is that?!" Kimmie the blonde leader of the girls from earlier said before they heard a distorted voice speak as well.

"Mann Wurst Finnwich!"

"Who said that?"

"What's going on?"

"Ay, ay, Holger dance. Ay, ay, Holger-" Holger stopped dancing as the lights went out. "Huh?"

Suddenly frogs are unleashed on the students and staff. Music and lights blind the crowd as stink bombs dropped trigger mass puking in the crowd while potato flakes rain down from above. The Red Tazelwurm is turned loose in the auditorium scaring the teens as green paint showers the assembly. And finally, the sprinklers are triggered with potato flakes while the doors stay locked.

The music stops just as Lee throws the doors to the auditorium open. The lights come on, and Naruto and Lee see everyone in the school soaked in the remains of the orchestrated chaos and the two start laughing. "Rrrr...YOU TWO! Did this." Naruto and Lee stop laughing as the new principal storms towards them. "Not one day. Not one week. Not even one month." He said coming up to the two. "You boys, are sentenced to ONE. FULL YEAR. OF DETENTION!"

"What!?" Naruto asked staring slack-jawed.

"But sir, we were in the washroom the whole time. I-It couldn't have been us." Lee explained as the beeping started again.

"The beeping! It's happening again! HIDE!" One girl yelled out as a boy pointed to two seats beside him.

"It's coming from over there!"

The beeping gets faster and then stops. After it stops, the bags emit a cloud of steam, and Barrage picks them up. "Whose bags are these?"

Mrs. Ping's eyes widen as she recognizes one of the bags. "Kinda looks like… Ours." Lee said as Barrage raced over.

"If you two didn't do it, WHY do you have blueprints for the school?" He holds up Lee's bag, which is stuffed with papers and blueprints While Naruto's has stink bombs in it. "Schematics of the sound system, recipes for stink bombs, and the bombs themselves?!" The assembled crowd begins to murmur angrily as Lee giggles nervously.

"Well well, you think this is funny. Well, let's see what a knee-slapper it is reporting to the sub-basement every single day at 1515!" The crowd utters sounds of confusion at that. "THAT'S THREE-FIFTEEN PM FOR YOU YOGURT-EATING TREEHUGGERS!"

"Everyone is gonna hate them! And us! 'Cause we hang with them!" Cam said to Holger, not noticing the potato flakes that were on his shoes only as Mrs. Ping angrily approached her son.

"Ja. But at least his mummy still loves him." Holger smiled as Mrs. Ping got in her son's face.

"When you get home, you go straight to your room! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A FULL YEAR, EH?!"

Vice Principal Victoria completely clean, waded through the debris to her boss. "Principal Barrage. Maybe we should cancel class for the rest of the day. I think everyone could use a good clean shower."

"No, Vice Principal Victoria." He said in a sweet tone before continuing angrily. "We might smell like Sam Hell, but this is A. Nigma High. We stay the course so Mr. Ping and Mr. Uzumaki here CAN GET THEIR THREE-FIFTEEN DETENTION! DE-SMISSED!"

Barrage presses a button on a remote to call in a cleaning crew of men in hazmat suits making strange sounds.

3:00 PM.

Classes let out, and students pour into the hallways as Naruto, and Lee walk toward detention, Camillio trailing behind them. "Hold up! I got small-ish legs."

They stop to allow Cam to catch up. When they do, they notice the Mathletes staring at them angrily.

"I gotta go. I gotta get to detention before someone kills me." Lee said hiding his face.

Holger then appears in front of Lee, scaring him. "How did Lee Ping and Naruto Uzumaki make school go kafloofashoop? How? How?"

"We didn't do it, Holger!" Naruto said as Holger smiled.

"Oh, kay, Holger make secret face."

"OK A: When in my life have I been caught let alone walk into a prank to take the blame? And B: When would we have not told you about any prank we all do?" Naruto deadpanned as Cam smiled.

"Okay, point taken, you didn't do it. But they don't know that." He said as Naruto turned around and came face to face with the Dudes of Darkness, all of whom were covered with debris from the prank.

"Killer song you made for that prank, man." The singer in a top hat that covered his eyes said before he and the Dudes of Darkness nodded and walked away.

"Whoa. I thought he was totally gonna twist you up into a guitar and burn you onstage. This is kinda the opposite of what I thought was gonna happen." Cam said before the emo kids walked over.

"My dad's totally gonna sue you for ruining my clothes." One boy said before they walked off.

"Yeah, I pictured more of that. With a hundred and sixty percent more punching!" Cam said to the two.

"Prank ruled! Total supremacy, bra!" Zed yelled before he and his group walked off.

"Now I'm so confused!" Cam finished as a gaggle of cheerleaders walked past them, eyes fixed on Naruto and Lee giggling. "Hold up! I think I figured it out! This might be the greatest thing to ever happen to us, bro!" Cam said to them as Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"Do you have a head injury? We gotta spend every day in detention." Naruto groaned at his friend.

"And then I'm grounded," Lee spoke up after the blonde.

"Bros! You might actually be the most popular kids in school now. That means we look cool next to you looking cool, and that's, yeah, cool!" Cam said as he pulled Holger close. "So let's not be uncool with the whole 'I'm innocent' thing, okay?"

Naruto was about to speak before a microphone was shoved in his face. On the other end of the microphone is the school's newest female reporter, Tina. "Naruto, Lee. Tina Kwee with A. Nigma High News. Looking to score an exclusive on the scoop of the day."

"'Sup?" Naruto waved before another microphone was stuck in front of him. "What?"

"Chaz Monerainian," Chaz said before Tina elbowed her co-anchor away.

"Chaz, I've got this one!" She narrowed her eyes at her co-anchor.

"Ahh! No, ya don't!" He bulls in front of Tina and holds out the microphone. "C'mon Ping, Uzumaki how'd ya do it? Student minds wanna know."

"Really Chaz!" Tina said pushing past Chaz.

"Touch the hair again. Do it." Tina stomps on Chaz's ankle causing him to scream out in pain. "AAH! Man down!"

"Really Naruto, Lee, please, give me the scoop." She said before Cam jumped in.

"How did Lee Ping and Naruto Uzumaki pull off the biggest, baddest, most kick-booty prank in high school history, is that your question? Huh?"

Tina nods as Holger grabs the very old camera, which has been filming, and looks at it more closely. "How come you use 1928 black-and-white camera with reflex viewing and 9.5-millimeter gauge?" He asked before the teen boy spoke.

"Well, we lost the other one back in the gym. Sucks 'cause I caught the whole thing on video." He replied as Lee bolted over upon hearing this. "Everything!"

"Everything? The whole thing? The gym? Are you serious?" Lee asked as the teen nodded, and Lee bolted for the gym.

When he gets there, he pushes the door open and looks inside, where some men dressed in white hazmat suits are cleaning up the mess inside. Suddenly, a voice yells out from behind him.

"Leaping!"

Lee shuts the door and turns to face Brandy. "It's Lee Ping."

A shadow appears in an adjacent hallway and begins eavesdropping as Brandy speaks. "That thing you did today? Totally hot. Bumped your rep to the like, ceiling maximus, so we, me and you, are totally going around now. FYI."

"Around? FYI? What?" Lee blinked at that.

Brandy grabs Lee and slams his back up against the wall. "Hello, we're dating? Duh. You're my man, so be good to me. You know, when people are watching and stuff."

Brandy walks away as Lee watches her leave until a large metallic hand lands on his shoulder. "Party's over!" Barrage said before taking him to the basement.

3:15 PM Basement Detention.

Lee dropped to the floor and saw Naruto and Biffy with a middle-aged man sleeping at the desk. "Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life." Barrage shuts the reinforced steel door.

Lee looks around and takes in the room; he spots the sleeping teacher, a bunch of empty desks–and an angry Biffy looming over him with stained clothes and a clenched left fist. Biffy growls at him, and Lee instinctively shrinks back. Lee uses his arms to shield his face as Biffy reaches down, picks Lee up by his shirt, sets Lee on his feet, and brushes Lee off. "That… Was the craziest thing I've ever seen!"

"But I didn't do it," Lee said as Biffy nodded.

"Oh, of course not. You don't have the devious mind, skills, or physical know-how to plot such epic archaic righteous chaos. Naruto there does but he's also not stupid enough to get caught." Biffy then takes a seat at a desk and picks up some knitting. "No offense, but you're not just that hardcore."

"What's his deal?" Lee asked pointing at the teacher before Biffy hurls a ball of yarn at the teacher hitting him. "Doesn't he-"

The teacher gets hit in the forehead with the yarn but stays asleep, the teacher rocks back from the impact, settles into his original position again, and rubs his forehead before reassuming his original posture. "Nope," Biffy spoke resuming his knitting.

"I gotta get outta here. I need to get to the gym and get this camera that can prove we didn't do it. Or…" Lee takes out his phone and dials a number. Only for it to continue ringing. "Camillio! Pick up!"

"No big whoop. Just grab the tape after detention, and once everyone sees it, you're clear." Biffy said not looking up from his knitting

"Yeah, but it won't be there after detention. There's like these psycho cleaner freaks in there." Lee sighed as he sat down.

"Well, escape is always an option." Naruto shrugged standing.

"What about Sleeping Ugly?" Lee asked getting Biffy's attention.

"What is your obsession with him? I told you, he never wakes up!" Biffy gets up and walks over to the teacher. "HEY! YOUR FACE IS ON FIRE!" To prove his point, he pokes the sleeping man's face twice, and then walks back over to the array of desks, where he picks one up and hurls it directly at the teacher. The man does not awaken or even react when the desk smashes him squarely in the face. "Trust me. You could walk right out that door."

"And what if Barrage catches me?" Lee asks him.

"Well, if we knew where he was, you could avoid him and get back here before he found out." Biffy smiled.

"Phff. And how are we gonna do that?" Lee asked as Biffy stood.

"Hello?" He pushes the teacher away from his desk. "It's the 21st century!" Pulling open a drawer and taking out a phone, he looked up. "Plant a confiscated phone on him, I can track his GPS." He tosses the phone to Lee. Lee tries to catch it but bobbles the phone and ends up dropping it, as Naruto catches it. "Hold out your phones." Lee holds out his phone and the phone Biffy gave to him, and Biffy sync his phone with his and Naruto's.

"Biffy, why are you helping us?" Naruto asked walking up.

"I could give you a beating if you prefer." Biffy's lips formed the shape of a predator's grin as he replied.

"I vote for helping," Lee said as the three phones beeped.

"OK, you're hot-synced. Forty-three minutes to get to the gym and back." Biffy said as Naruto and Lee eased the door to the detention room open and looked out into the empty hall. Biffy takes a seat and opens his laptop. "Man! This is like a spy movie or something! Wait. But wouldn't that make me-"

"The computer nerd? Sure looks that way." Naruto smirks as the two run out and Biffy growls in annoyance.

The two race through the school and plant up flat against the wall next to the principal's office. Naruto puts on an earpiece with Lee following. "We're here!" Naruto said as he dropped the other phone on the floor. "Do your stuff."

Shortly after they hide elsewhere, the phone Naruto dropped begins to ring. Principal Barrage exits his office and looks around. When he spots the phone, he bends over and picks it up. Barrage looks around for the owner and then tucks the phone into his pocket. "Hoo-yah! Con-fis-cated!"

"Got 'im. Gym time. Now I know a shortcut, head up the stairs, and hang a right."

The two do as instructed and find the double doors that lead to the gymnasium. Lee tries to pull them open several times but is unable to get them to budge. "Locked."

Suddenly, Lee hears a noise behind him and shoves his body up against a locker with Naruto following on the other side. His mother is passing by in an intersecting hallway. As soon as his mom is gone, Lee continues in the direction Biffy indicated for another door. This door is locked as well. "C'mon!"

"Kick the lower left corner then bump your shoulder into it," Biffy explained.

Looking down, Lee notices that the lower left corner is heavily dented by others who have opened the door this way. Lee does as instructed and falls into the gym, where the hazmat-suited janitors are hard at work. To avoid detection, the two crawl on their knees; meanwhile, Biffy monitors Barrage and the other locations from the detention center.

Unfortunately for him, he notices Barrage heading towards the gymnasium just after he's taken a big swig of soda. Biffy chokes on his drink and spits it out. "Whoa! Uh, Barrage is coming back, he's on his way, he's like super close!"

"Where should I go? Hello? Hello? Dang, if you double cross us-!" Lee spoke up as Barrage passed by the entrances to the gym and headed over to one of the walls, where two delinquents had decided to use spray paint to deface the school.

"Oh! Oh, false alarm. And hey! Keep trash-talking me, and I'll feed you to Barrage! Got it?"

Lee gasps as he spots the school news team's camera. He starts to crawl towards it, but instinctively plunges himself into the muck when a pair of cleaners walk by with a hose. This causes his eyes to be covered in paint, and his vision is blurry as he wipes the paint away. However, even with impaired vision, Lee can see that the camera has disappeared.

"It's gone." He spots the shadowy figure before sprinting out the double doors of the gym. "Who is that guy? No!"

Naruto, who was keeping watch looked to see the door closed. "What happened?"

"Someone grabbed the camera!" Lee stands up and begins to give chase after the shadow. He slips on the floor and lands hard. Naruto ran over, saw a small digital camera, and picked it up as Biffy spoke.

"You got it?"

"No. It's the wrong one." Naruto replied as the two got out of the gym and spotted the shadow turning another corner.

"Hey, you! Stop!" Lee yelled out as they gave chase.

The shadow doesn't stop, and Naruto and Lee pursue it. Two hazmat-suited cleaners bring up the rear, chasing after the teens. They then pass by the skaters, and both grab a board from them and hop on to give chase. They follow the shadow into the pool room, where they skid to a stop and step inside. However, there is nobody there.

"Where'd he go?" Naruto asked holding his board as Lee put a hand to his Bluetooth.

"Hello, you there?"

Loud radio interference screeches in his ear, and two cleaners burst in. The two drop the skateboards into the empty pool and use it as a half-pipe, reaching the other side swiftly and having Lee fall. Naruto stopped to let Lee get back up and the two then left as he got back on. They grind the railing leading to the bottom floor before Naruto grabs the camera and it falls off of Lee they grab a pipe at the end of the hall and turn down another when Biffy comes up to give directions.

"Which way now?" Lee asks as his and Naruto's earpiece crackles in his ear and gives him an electric shock. "Crap!" He fiddles with the piece and hears Biffy again.

"No! Barrage is getting real close!"

"Almost there!" Naruto replied before seeing Barrage's shadow at the end. They stop and jump up on a locker to get in a vent before hearing a moan. "There's something in there."

"It's probably just a rat," Biffy replied over the earpieces.

"Yeah, something killing a rat!" Lee yells out at that.

"Ugh, whatever, go already!" Biffy groaned before Naruto pulled a small metal flashlight out of his pocket.

"Never know when it'll come in handy."

"Left…" Biffy said as they crawled. "Keep going. Keep–DUDE! He's coming, he's almost here!"

"What? You gotta be kidding me!" Naruto groaned as he and Lee hurried back as Barrage headed towards the detention room, beside them in the hall, Barrage gradually widening his lead on them.

"He's here!"

Barrage got to the door and tried to open the door "Open this door! Stat!"

On the other side, Biffy was blocking the door. "Wow, this door is bad! That's a–that's a bad door! O-pen!"

As they go to the vent, the red Tazelwurm sprints out from around a corner and heads directly for them. "The tazelwurm! AAH!" Lee screamed as the Tazelwurm climbed on top of Lee and hissed.

Below, Biffy uses Niles Peg to block the door. "Uh, let me try it again! I'll–I'll push and you pull, okay?"

Barrage's robotic foot heats up, and he raises it to the door to try and kick through. In the vents, meanwhile, Lee is still trying to fight off the Red Tazelwurm. He grabs his phone and uses the light to shine in the Red Tazelwurm's eyes; in response, the Red Tazelwurm flees. Lee chuckles until the vent cover gives way beneath him and they both fall through toward the ground. "Aah!"

As Barrage kicks through the door and takes several suspicious glances around the room, the principal looks at the teens. "DEEEEEEE-SMISSED! And Ping, Uzumaki, I'll see you… Tomorrow."

As Barrage leaves, Naruto pulls the memory card out of the camera and looks at it. "Imagine what could be on here."

"It could be a clue! Or it could be pics from a chick's slumber party! Either way, we win!" Biffy said before getting up to walk away. "Alright, see you tomorrow."

"You're gonna be here?" Lee asked picking up his backpack.

"Yeah, of course. I gotta finish my sweater." Biffy replied pulling out his knitting needles.

Lee's House.

Lee finishes pinning a blueprint of the school to the bulletin board in his room.

'If I'm ever gonna get my life back, I need to know who planned this thing, so I can prove to that half-cyborg principal and my mom that I didn't do it.' After Lee circles the gym, a piece of electronic equipment on his desk begins to beep. "Finally." Lee presses a button to stop the beeping and then sits down at his computer, where he begins to look through the photos he found.

"Let's see what we got. Nothing...nothing..." A video chat window opens on his desktop before Camillio comes up on it.

"Yo homes, I just realized, if you and Naruto have detention all year, who am I gonna hang with? Who's gonna be my wingman? Who's gonna like-" He stopped as Holger came up on one followed by Naruto.

"Holger be wing-man!"

"Could do worse," Naruto said before Lee closed off the two others leaving Naruto.

"Later guys." He then notices another picture: the Red Tazelwurm snarling as it attacks during the prank. "The tazelwurm?"

"He got loose during the prank and might have jumped at whoever owned the camera," Naruto replied as Lee clicks forward and saw a picture of some jocks barfing.

"Eww!" The next picture is a blurry picture of somebody's hand reaching into a backpack identical to his. "Whoa! Someone did mess with my bag!" Lee squints, trying to make out more details in the blurry picture before hearing his mom.

"Lights out!"

"Later," Lee said as he shuts off his monitor. His mother reaches in, flips off his light switch, and shuts the door. As soon as Lee's alone, he turns the monitor back on and takes another look at the blurry hand. "One way or another, I'm gonna find out who did this… And nail them."

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Contributor: KuronoDono12.

Pairings.

Naruto: Tina and Jenny.

Here's the story to take Shinobi's place while that'll be a once-in-a-while/once-a-month update due to having the anime stay 100 episodes ahead from now on. We chose this because it was the last in all the polls and didn't want to choose something else popular as a "We're ignoring polls" sort of thing. Plus it's short at 53 episodes.

Now this is a show that's very story driven so PLEASE NO SPOILERS IN REVIEWS!

Welcome to the FIRST NarutoxDetentionaire story... I'm surprised there wasn't any yet. I mean a story about a boy who gets framed for a prank of the century and has to clear his name? Seems like a perfect Naruto X-over.

For those who got my reference at the start, have a cookie, I'll explain why I did that in the next Ch.

Being a big fan of mysteries myself I became a fan of this show with its mysteries.

Next to be updated will be The Maelstrom Jedi.

Nothing else to say.

Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.🐺