Author Note: The Disney Television Animation characters are in their characters self instead of their Chib-self)
(The story begins with Jumba Jookiba from LiLo & Stitch hiding in the bushes at the Disney Channel studios.)
Jumba: (Chuckling evilly)
(The camera pans over to the disney television animation characters sitting down while Dipper is seen setting up a table with some sweets.)
Luz:Hey Dipper, what's with the fancy spread?
Dipper: Mr. Mouse said he needed to give an announcement this morning.(Turns toward the others.)You know, you all could learn a thing or two about boss appreciation...
(Suddenly, Mickey Mouse's limo crashes through the table and Mickey Mouse steps out of his limo.)
Dipper:(Sighs and facepalms) Mr. Mouse! How nice of you to visit us today.
Mickey:No time for bootlicking, Dipper. Take a seat.(Dipper does so)As you're all aware, the Disney Channel attendance has been declining for years. With no visitors, I'm basically just paying you guys to babysit Marcy at this point.
Marcy:And they're doing a bang-up job!
Mickey:With that in mind, I've decided to shut down the Disney Channel studios.
[Everyone starts complaining.]
Star:No visitors? Well, what about, uh, that alien guy?
[Everyone looks at Jumba]
Jumba:Wait, not yet!
Mickey:One ugly alien guy plotting revenge on marcy for the last forty two years isn't enough to keep the studios open. You guys all had a good run, but I'm afraid you're all fired. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go rig a yacht race.
[Mickey Mouse begins to walk back to his limo, it begins to drive away]
Dipper:Wait! Mr. Mouse! Mr. Mouse!
[Limo stops as Dipper holds onto the car door]
Mickey: Dipper, get a hold of yourself.
Dipper:Please, just give us one more shot. It's all I've got(groans)
Mickey:Uuuuugghh, oh geez. Look, it'll take a week for the paperwork to go through, but if you could get attendance up, I might reconsider.(Dipper grins)But, I'm talking about real Disney Channel studios visitors, not a bunch of weirdos hiding out in the bushes.
Dipper:Thank you Mr. Mouse!(Car window starts to close) Thank you so much!
Mickey:(annoyed)One week Dipper.(Limo quickly drives away, causing Dipper to lose his balance and falling on his back)
Dipper:(Weakly) ...Thank you Mr. Mouse.
(Circle-wipe transitions to the Magic Kingdom Castle with Jumba still hiding in the bushes)
Jumba:Not yet! Ho, ho, ho!
(Cut to the gangs in Dipper's office with a turnstile)
Dipper:Mickey sent us this turnstile to keep tabs on our attendance. Ideas for bringing in more visitors? Anyone?
(No one response)
Star:(mumbling to herself and putting her hand over her shoulder)Paddle boats?
Dipper:Star, do you have something you'd like to share?
Star:Oh, uh, I was just thinking that paddle boats are kind of lame, so maybe, if we could...
Luz:Woah! Let me stop you right there, 'cause I see where you're going and I like it!
Star and Luz:Battle boats!
Luz:Like bumper cars, but on the high seas.
Star:Slap small tires on the sides, get people lances for jousting.
Anne:I don't think that's a good idea.
Dipper:Hold on, Anne. Now, obviously battle boats is a terrible idea. We all agree on that. But we've got just one week to save the Disney Channel studios. So no idea, besides battle boats, is too stupid. Now, come on, let's get some visitors to the Disney Channel Studios (The montage begins with Monday where Marcy flies Carmenita with a banner that says "Visit the Disney Channel studios" in the sky, Star and Luz are arrow sign holders holding up the signs that say "Disney Channel Studios", and Dipper and Anne setting up an air dancer that says "Disney Channel studios", but the tabber says "000", meaning they have no visitors. On Tuesday, Star and Luz are at the Disney Channel Snack Bar with Star crossing out the "No" in the "No Refills" sign to make it say "Refills". On Wednesday, a ball pit is set up, and as a kid and his mom are walking towards the ball pit, Marcy appears out of the balls, scaring the kid and his mom and they run away, and the tabber says they have 2 visitors. On Thursday, Star places a sign that says "Concert Tonight!" on the stage, and the Disney Channel gangs as Star and the Luz are performing on stage, but no one is there. Circle-wipe transitions to the Mystery Shack with Jumba still hiding in the bushes as the montage ends.)
Dipper:(offscreen)Well, this was a disaster.
(Cut to the gangs back in Dipper's office with a gird chart with the arrows that represents visitors are going down, meaning they got negative visitors.)
Dipper:(continue)Low turnout is one thing, but how did we get negative visitors? Guys, in 24 hours, Mickey's gonna shut the disney channel studios down! No more ideas at all?
Phineas:We could update our resumes.
Anne:Good idea.(She opens and looks at his scroll-like resume that says "Ye Old Anne' Resume, Disney Channel Studios Worker, 1800 - NOW)Oy.
Dipper:This is it.
Marcy:(her eyes filling with tears in sadness)I'll miss you all(blows her nose with a tissue)
Dipper:Aw, come on, guys.(sniffles)Let's have some fun at our last night, huh? McDonald? My treat?
(Cut to the disney channel gangs in a gazeebo at Cartoon Network Studios seating chicken nuggets from McDonald's and drinking sodas while they're chattering)
Dipper:So, I'm all like "You don't get it, man."
Luz:Oh, yeah, I remember that.
(Anne burps)
Dipper:(shushing)Hey, hey! I wanna say something. Here's to the best crew I've ever worked with!
(Everyone cheers)
Dipper:And you know what? I'm just gonna say it. Mickey is a jerk!
(Everyone, except Marcy, cheers again)
Marcy:He's our boss, though.
Dipper:And people are jerks, too. Why wouldn't you wanna come to our Disney Channel Studios? I mean, look how pretty it is tonight.
Star:You know what my favorite part of the Disney Channel Studios is?(points to the left)That logo right there. Wait, that's not... Or... where was it, again?
Marcy:Come to think of it, where are we?
Anne:Ah. I've worked here for 5 years. I've never seen this part of the Disney channel studios before.
(Bugs Bunny and his two Cartoon Network characters Dexter and Number 1 are behind the gazeebo)
Bugs:That's because this isn't your Studos doc!
Dexter:Yeah! Remember stuff somewhere else. You're holding up the line for the gazeebo.(points behind a line of angry people waiting for the gazeebo)
Dipper:How did we end up in Cartoon Network Studios?
Star:(slaps her face)How many chicken nuggets have we had?
Cricket:Quick, guys, let's trash the place!(He slaps a glass of soda off the table, jumps above the lights and attempts to destroy the poles, but fails)That's actually pretty solid.
Bugs:Get 'em outta here!
(Dexter and the other Cartoon Network characters escort Dipper out of Cartoon Network studios)
Dipper:Hey! Stop! Cut it out!(He attempts to unwrangle himself from the Cartoon Network characters, but fails)Sweet threads.(Dexter and the other Cartoon Network characters throws Dipper out)What's the secret?! Why does Cartoon Network gets visitors when we don't?! It's the uniforms, isn't it Bugs?!
Bugs:(sighs)Yeah, Doc, it's the uniforms.
(The Cartoon Network characters laugh maniacally)
Dipper:Ha! So you admit it!
(Bugs and his two Cartoon Network characters Dexter and Number 1 look at each other confused)
Bugs:What are you talking about?
Dipper:It's too late! We know your secret! Let's get outta here!
(He and the Disney Channel gangs run back to the Studios, then circle-wipe transitions back to the magic kingdom castle, then cut to the Gangs in the computer room. The gangs are mumbling)
Dipper:Hey! Hey! Quiet! We only have 12 more hours to save the Disney Channel studios. Now...(He holds up and opens a can of Pitt Cola)...who's ready to stay up all night designing uniforms?
Disney Channel Gangs:Uniforms! WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Phineas: Guys I know we're gonna do tonight!
(The montage begins with the gangs selecting and deciding different designs and what to add to design their uniforms on the computer with a whispering voice saying different words from the YOUnique website until the scene fades to the next day, the Disney channel gangs outside the magic kingdom castle as the montage ends.)
Dipper:Well, guys, this is it, our last day, so I don't know, rake some leaves or something.
(Jumba is still behind the bushes, breathing heavily as the Zip Delivery truck arrives and the delivery guy drops 7 separate boxes on the ground and leaves)
Dipper:Oh, great! Guys, the uniforms!
Disney Channel Gangs:(running up to the boxes)Uniforms!
Dipper:Huh. Maybe, it won't be our last day after all.
Anne:Weird they put them all in separate boxes.
Phineas:(looks at a label on one of the boxes)Looks like there's some kind of warning.
(The label says "Caution: Contents of this package exceed ugly index and should not be combined with other items of similar rating. Avert eyes!")
Luz:Blah, blah, blah! Do you wanna read a bunch of words, or do you wanna save the Disney Channel?(opens the lid of the box)
(The Disney Channel Gangs put on their uniforms, and the uniforms turned out to be ugly)
Marcy:Oh, my. These didn't turn out well at all.
Luz:I don't understand. They look so cool on the computer last night.
Cricket:(taking a picture of Luz in her ugly uniform)Smile! My friend, Remy gonna love this.
(Cut to Remy typing on his computer at his place. His phone rings, he picks it up and sees the picture of Luz in her ugly uniform)
Remy:Heh. Classic. Mmm-hmm.(He shares the picture)
Cricket:Check it out! Your picture is going viral!
Luz:Shut up!
Star:Woah, Dipper, look! We've got visitors.
(A family arrives in their RV, come out and are taking pictures of the Disney Channel characters in their ugly uniforms)
Dipper:Huh. Looks like the uniforms are already working.
Anne:Hey, there's more!
(A line of cars, buses, and campers arrive at the Disney Channel Studios as lots of people come out of their vehicles, tallying the number of visitors on the tabber of the turnstile, and take lots of pictures of the gangs in their ugly uniforms.)
Luz:Woah, this is crazy!
Anonymous #1:Dude, whenever they're paying you to wear those ugly uniforms, it's not enough!
(They both laugh)
Anonymous #2:They're even more heinous than that internet picture!
Star:Aw, what?! Cricket! These people are just here to make fun of our uniforms because of your dumb picture.
Cricket:Whatever. Any publicity is good publicity.
Anonymous #3:(he touches Cricket's shoulder)Hey! I want a picture with double-wide!
Cricket:(shoves the man towards the crowd)Get off me!
(The people start laughing at them as they're continuing to take pictures of them)
Dipper:Alright, alright, let's all settle down. We're glad you're visiting the Disney Channel Studios.(A dodgeball gets thrown at him)Who threw that?
(People continue to take pictures of them and making fun of them)
Luz:Augh! No more pictures!
Anne:Now seems like a good time to leave.
Star:Agreed.
(The Disney Channel gangs start to run away)
Anonymous #4:They're getting away!
Anonymous #1:Hey! I'm not done making fun of 'em!
Anonymous #5:Get 'em!
(The people start to chase the Disney Channel gangs)
Anonymous #6:Where are they going?!
Cricket:Hey, guys! The houndstooth codpiecewas a great idea, but it's making it hard to run from this angry mob!
Star:Ditch the uniforms?
Cricket:Bingo Bango!
Dipper:Okay, fine! But it's a colossal waste of money!
(They start to take off their ugly uniforms.)
Anonymous #7:They're they are!
(The gangs throw their ugly uniforms into the ground, combining, and then the uniforms start glowing.)
Star:Uh, guys, what's going on?
Anne:Those clashing colors and styles are highly unstable! Run!
(They run behind a tree as the people run to the uniforms and the clashing colors are transformed into a black hole of ugliness and start to suck the people in.)
Anne:It's a black hole of ugliness! It only sucks in ugly things.
(A guy's shirt, a Sphynx cat and another man are sucked into the black hole)
Anne:Yeah, but we're safe. We're not ugly.
Cricket:(holding on to the tree)Oh, yeah! We got nothing to worry about!
Luz:We have to find a way to plug up that hole!
Dipper:Agreed. In the mean time, Cricket try to be more... attractive?
(Cricket nods, grabs a comb, and brushes his hair. As the black hole continues to suck in the people, Jumba comes out of the bushes and starts to sneak up on Marcy. The gangs go to the shed and Dipper opens the shed to find an opossum and its babies inside it and hisses at them as the gangs screamed, then the black hole sucks the opossum and its babies in. As Jumba continues to sneak up on Marcy, the gangs run toward the hole with shovels.)
Dipper:Fill it in!
(The Disney Channel Gangs tried to dig the dirt to plug up the black hole, but failed, then two hipsters and a male model appear.)
Female Hipster:Look at these dweebs.
Male Model:I'm a male model, and even I know you can't fill up a magic portal.
Male Hipster:Yeah, losers!
(The two hipsters and the male model get sucked into the black hole.)
Anne:Guess they were ugly on the inside.
Cricket:Guys! Guys! I think I might be the right size and shape to plug up that hole! I'm too, you know, appearance-challenged for this world anyway, right?
(The gangs mumble in disagreement, then the tree starts to break as the gangs gasp shockingly)
Cricket:Stop trying to protect my feelings! It's science! I'm gonna let go!
(The gangs hesitate at Cricket's idea and start to run to Cricket to save him)
Anne:No!
(Jumba runs behind Marcy and grabs her by the neck)
Jumba:Gotcha! I've waited a long time for this! Huh?
Cricket:Time to see what's on the other side.(He lets go of the tree and heads towards the black hole.)
Jumba:(As he and Marcy are pulled by the black hole)What is this?!
Marcy:Who are you?!
Jumba:You took my job away from me! Now I'm gonna return the favor!(Laughs evilly)Huh?
(Jumba and Marcy see Cricket about to be sucked into the black hole, but bumps into Marcy, making Jumba let go of Marcy and he is about to be sucked into the black hole. Jumba falls into the black hole. The scene fades to black and then we see the turnstile tallying the number of visitors to the Disney Channel Studios, which reaches 6,981. As we see a fair happening, it's apparent that people are enjoying the events.)
Mickey Mouse:(shaking hands with Dipper)Well, I don't know how you did it. We have never had more visitors.
Marcy:(excitedly)Oh, Mickey, does that mean?
Mickey:That we'll be open for years to come, yes! This Disney Channel studios is wonderful!(sips his tea)Oh, this tea is wonderful too.
Dipper:Thanks for noticing the tea, sir.
Mickey:How did you all think of it?
Dipper:Well, we just asked ourselves, "What do we have that other Studios don't?"
(Cut to Jumba's head stuck in the black hole as Jumba is seen by the people)
Jumba:(chuckling)Finally! The attention I deserve! I'm so happy! He he.
(The End.)