Neo-Earth is a world slightly similar to the normal Earth but a lot more advanced. It is where our Unlikely Heroes are currently at, travelling across the skies of the Ultimate States of America as Yukari Yakumo suggested that they should visit the Heroes Coalitions in Neo-City to form an alliance and as well get some information as she believes that the Coalition may have an idea of the person whom casted in the curse in Gensokyou.

Using a drop ship, the unlikely group is making their way towards a suburban area in an unnamed city and inside the drop ship are Kennedy "Kenny" MacIntosh, Gino Samuels, Ruderford "Rudy" Tucker, Patchouli Knowledge, Nitori Kawashiro, Stahn Aileron, Rutee Katrea, Suwako Moriya and Alice Margatroid.

"Tell us again why are we at this place when were supposed to be in that stupid placed called Neo-City right now?!" Kenny demanded in disbelief.

"I just wanna stop by at a local junkyard." Gino answered while keeping his eyes on the controls.

"Junkyard?" Rutee repeated, "Why the junkyard?" she asked in confusion.

"And pray tell what's so important that we need to stop-by at a fucking junkyard?!" Kenny demanded in annoyance.

Gino got off from his seat, "It won't take that long.'' he reassured, "Nitori and I are just going to grab a few useful scraps that I can turn into something.'' he explained, "Maybe a few stuffs that I can add in the GS Hustle Fleet." he added.

"The GS Hustle Fleet is already huge as an entire planet.'' Patchouli pointed out, "Why do you have to add more in it?'' she asked.

"Safety and precautions.'' Gino replied.

Kenny rolled his eyes, "Like I buy that.'' he said.

"So... what kind of junk are you looking for?'' Rudy asked.

"Anything that seems useful.'' Gino answered, "Just think about the stuffs I can create with any kind of junk!" he mused, "I can create more guns or even a tank.'' he claimed.

"Tank? Who's gonna drive a tank? Helmet?'' Rudy asked indecorously.

"Dear heavens... no...'' Kenny exclaimed with a terrified look.

"Picking up things from a pile of thrash isn't something I was born to do." Alice spoke, "But I might find something here that I can use for my dolls.'' she admitted.

Stahn then turns to Gino, "Is your ability extends to creating swords?'' he asked.

Gino nodded, "I can create a sword as long as I have the right materials." he replied.

Stahn nodded back, "All right! Then I'm going to find something in this junkyard that can be turn into a sword!" he exclaimed in excitement.

"You're kidding right?'' Rutee asked indecorously.

Stahn then jabs a thumb at Gino, "This guy created a larger than life ship that travels in space!" he pointed out, "I can totally tell that he can create an awesome sword." he claimed with a smile.

"Ah... finally... I'm getting the recognition that I truly deserve.'' Gino mused while wiping a single tear from his left eye.

"I miss Darius and his snappy comebacks.'' Rudy commented

Meanwhile, Kenny stares outside the window with an annoyed expression, "Jesus... when is my life going to be better?!'' he thought.

Patchouli then noticed his troubled looks, she then decided to walk towards him, "Kenny... you seem troubled.'' she pointed out, "Is there something wrong?'' she asked in concern.

Kenny snaps out from his thoughts before turning to Patchouli, "Nothing is wrong, Patchouli." he reassured, "I'm just frustrated that were wasting our time in this stupid piece of shit.'' he explained, "I wished I've just stayed behind the Fleet." he grumbled.

Patchouli raised an eyebrow as she knew that Kenny is not telling the truth but decided to press on it. She understands that Kenny is an easily-irritated person and has been angry ever since she first met him, so she decided to take his answer for now, she'll ask him again once he's willing to share his thoughts.

The drop ship then arrived at the junkyard and landed in a middle of a spacious lot as everyone got off the ship one by one.

"All right guys, we meet back here for an hour." Gino advised, "Feel free to grab anything useful from this place.'' he added.

"What if I brought in a broken car?'' Rudy asked.

"That's fine!" Gino reassured, "The drop ship can take on many people inside, so large objects won't be a problem." he stated.

Rudy nodded, "Ain't that convenient." he commented, "Well then... let's get going." he beckoned.

And with that, they split into groups. Gino & Nitori went towards the left side of the junkyard as Stahn & Rutee went towards the northern part of the area while Rudy, Suwako & Alice went towards the right side, and the only ones left back at the drop ship are Kenny and Patchouli.

Kenny let's out an annoyed sigh, "I can't believe they're actually doing this stupid shit." he grumbled.

Patchouli let's out a smile, "Well... if you can't beat them... join them." she mused

Patchouli then began to walk forward prompting Kenny to follow, "My fucking life sucks as always." he grumbled.

Meanwhile at the other side of the junkyard, we see Rudy, Suwako and Alice looking around for something useful. So far, they found an old tea set, a microwave, a parasol, a lamp and a surfboard.

Rudy then picks up a small pistol, "Woah... cool!" he mused, "It's totally broken but nothing Gino can't fix!" he said with a grin.

Suwako pulls out a pile of thrash before throwing it aside, "You know... I kind noticed that Nitori is awfully close Gino.'' she pointed out.

"Well... both of them are good with technology and creating stuffs, so I guess that's the reason they get along well." Alice stated.

"Birds of a feather, flock together, I guess." Rudy joins in the conversation, "I won't be surprised if Nitori began to watch Comet Wars and read comic books.'' he stated.

Alice then turns to Rudy, "Tucker-san." she called getting Rudy's attention, "I was wondering... what is your ability?'' she asked out of curiosity.

Rudy turns to her with a grin, he puts away the pistol in his pocket. He then swung his right arm when suddenly, a blue- colored plasma diamond-shaped blade materializes, much to Alice and Suwako's surprise, "Behold! My Swish-Swish-Stab!" he introduced.

"Swish-Swish-Stab?'' Suwako asked with a tilt of her head.

"You know..." Rudy started as he got into a fighting stance, "Swish! Swish!" he shouted as he swung his plasma blade, "Stab!" he shouted as he thrusts his blade forward. Rudy then turns to them, "See." he said with a grin.

"Putting aside the strange name of your weapon... I can assume that it's a sword." Alice pointed out, "But I had to admit... I find your ability very fascinating.'' she admitted.

"Thanks... it is awesome." Rudy replied with a grin before frowning, "Too bad it had a drawback.'' he admitted.

"Drawback?'' Alice asked.

Suddenly, Rudy's blade disappears, "I'm having trouble keeping it up.'' he admitted as he stares at his right hand, "I just need to find away to properly control before I use it in a battle." he admitted.

"I see... it'll be troublesome if you can't control your weapon." Alice thoughtfully replied.

"How about trying meditation, Tucker-san?'' Suwako suggested, "Kanako and I do that all the time to control our powers.'' she claimed.

Rudy thought about it, "I see... then I'll do just that! Thanks!" he said in gratitude.

Suwako giggled, "No problem." she replied.

Meanwhile at another side of the junkyard, we see Kenny and Patchouli looking around with the former finding nothing while the latter found a few old books that can still be read.

Kenny pulls out a pipe from a box, "Oh look! A pipe! Maybe Gino can turn it into a shotgun!" he exclaimed sarcastically, "Pffft! What is he, McGuyver?'' he snarked before throwing the pipe aside.

Behind him, Patchouli is checking a pile of crates when she noticed something, "That is one strange book.'' she commented while picking up a magazine, "I never knew books comes at this sizes.'' she mused as she opens her magazine. Her face suddenly turns red as she browse at each pages that features nothing but scantily clad women in various erotic poses, "W-W-What...'' she squawked in shock.

Kenny walks towards her, "What's up?'' he asked when he noticed that Patchouli is reading a porn magazine, "Oh shit!" he cursed as he grabs the magazine from her hands and throws it aside, "Don't read those kind of stuffs! You might just end up like Rudy.'' he advised.

"W-W-Why such books exists?'' Patchouli asked in horror.

"It's magazine." Kenny pointed out, "And those are made for perverts! Just avoid reading those stuffs again... it won't do good for you.'' he advised. He turns around and noticed something from one box, "Hey... what this?'' he said as he pulls out telescope that is about the same size as his height, "A telescope." he said.

Patchouli checks on it, "It's lens is shattered but everything is still in tact.'' she inspected, "It can still be fix." she claimed.

Kenny looks at the telescope before smiling, "You know what... I like this.'' he admitted when he got and idea, "Hey! Would you like to go stargazing once this thing is fixed!" he suggested, "If you're interested that is.'' he said with a smile.

Patchouli smiles back, "I don't mind." she answered, "I love to learn new things aside from magic and to be honest, I always wanted to experience stargazing.'' she admitted.

Kenny nodded, "Then it's settled." he said.

Back at the drop ship, we see everyone loading all of the stuff they gathered from the junkyard. Along those stuff is a green Cadillac that Rudy is pushing up on the entrance ramp.

"I can't believe you actually brought in a car." Gino grumbled indecorously.

"Hey, you told us to gather anything that is useful!" Rudy reminded, "Plus, the car fits inside the ship like you said!" he pointed out.

Kenny and Patchouli then arrives, "Hey, Gino.'' the former called getting Gino's attention, "Can you fix this for us?'' he asked while presenting the telescope with Patchouli beside him.

"Sure, why not.'' Gino complied, "Any features you want to add?'' he asked.

Kenny shook his head, "No. We just want this telescope to be fixed, we want to use for stargazing.'' he stated with Patchouli nodding in agreement.

Gino nodded, "I see. Fine by me." he replied.

Kenny and Patchouli looks at each other with a smile. After that, everyone got on the drop ship and went back to the GS Hustle Fleet before continuing their way towards Neo-City.

Unbeknownst to them, they were secretly being watched by a young man, sitting on a top of a pile of cars. The young man is ridiculously tall and has a long, messy light-brown hair, he has gray eyes and a small light-brown goatee. He wears a light-blue pocketed vest with no shirt underneath and a black necklace around his neck, he wears a light-brown denim shorts over a black waist band and thigh pads, and wears a yellow laced boots. This is The Big Fish.

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The Big Fish

The Big Fish watches then drop ship flies away with a smile, "Looks like Kenny and the others are doing all right.'' he mused with a surfer accent before letting out a chuckle, "I hope to see you guys again.'' he said while standing up, "A big reunion is inevitable to begin with.'' he declared before sliding down the pile of thrash and making his way out of the place.

Note: This is originally written by nothing2read, so all props and credits goes to him.

A/N: Inspired from someonestupED, damnlastwords, Hope the Victor and Ace Neptune. All OCs and concepts not created by moi were given permission for me to use by it's respected creators.