Meanwhile back in the campsite deep inside a forest located somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom, as Princess Peach, Princess Daisy and Rosalina sat in their cage, the three hooded figures had a conversation.
"Since were going to be rulers...'' the first hooded figure pointed out, "... which of those bitches you want as your queen?'' he questioned.
"I'll take the blonde." the second hooded figure replied.
"There are two of them." the third hooded figure pointed out.
"Oh!" the second hooded figure said in realization, "Then I'll take the blonde with blue eyes." he claimed.
"Again... there are two of them." the third hooded figure pointed out again.
"Goddamnit!" the second figure cursed, "Okay! I'll take the blonde with the pink dress.'' he claimed.
The first hooded figure nodded, "Then I'll take the other blonde in the blue dress." he claimed as he turns to the third hooded figure, "That leaves you the orange head.'' he pointed out.
The third hooded figure nodded, "Fine by me." he replied.
The three hooded figure continues their conversation of domination when all of a sudden, a small airship suddenly appears above them, much to their shock and surprise.
"What the hell is going on?'' the first hooded figure shouted in demand.
Then all of a sudden, the heroes drops down from the ship one by one and landed safely on the ground and glares at the hooded figures.
"You!" Mario shouted while pointing a finger at the hooded figures, "Let-a-Peach-y and everyone-a-go!" he demanded.
"Mario!" Peach shouted from her cage.
"Luigi!" Daisy called out in joy.
"Don't-a-worry!" Luigi reassured, "We are-a-here to save-a-you!" he exclaimed.
Waluigi waves his hands, "Rosalina! Waluigi is here to save you!" he exclaimed making Rosalina smile.
"How did you found this place?'' the first hooded figure demanded as he turns to the second hooded figure, "I thought this place is not easy to find?" he asked as the second hooded figure shrug his shoulders.
"You may wanna thank me for that.'' Fujiwara no Mokou spoke crossing her arms, "I found this place earlier and told everyone." she stated with a grin.
"We know your plans of taking over the entire mushroom kingdom!" Blu the Honor shouted, "We are here to stop you!" she declared.
"And were definitely stopping you from marrying those girls!" Reimu Hakurei added.
"Yeah! You had no right to take over Mushroom Kingdom!" Bowser shouted, "Only I get to do that!" he exclaimed jabbing a thumb on his chest.
"For fucking sake, Bowser! Shut up!" Kennedy "Kenny" MacIntosh shouted in annoyance.
Yukari Yakumo then pointed her folded fan at the hooded figures, "Now tell us who are you?" she demanded, "And why the Dark Forces wanted you to take over this kingdom?!" she added.
The first hooded figure chuckled, "You wanna know who we are?'' he asked, "Then we'll show you!" he exclaimed.
And with that, the three hooded figures took off their robes and reveals their true appearance.
The first figure is a draconic, bipedal creature. It is primarily orange with a cream underside from the chest to the tip of its tail, which burns with a sizable flame. It has a long neck, small blue eyes, raised nostrils, and two horn-like structures protruding from the back of its rectangular head. There are two fangs visible in the upper jaw when its mouth is closed. Two large wings with blue-green undersides sprout from its back, and a horn-like appendage juts out from the third joint of each wing. It's arms are short and skinny compared to its robust belly, and each limb has three white claws. It has stocky legs and cream-colored soles under its feet.
The second figure is a large, bipedal turtle-like creature. Its body is blue and is mostly hidden by its tough, brown shell. This shell has a pale yellow underside and a white ridge encircling its arms and separating the upper and lower halves. Two powerful water cannons reside in the top sides of its shell. These cannons can be extended or withdrawn and can be used to assist in high-speed charges. It's head has triangular ears that are black on the inside, small brown eyes, and a cream-colored lower jaw. Its arms are thick and striated with three claws on each hand. Its feet have three claws on the front and one on the back. It has a stubby tail.
The third figure is a squat, quadruped creature with bumpy, blue-green skin. It has small, circular red eyes, a short, blunt snout, and a wide mouth with two pointed teeth in the upper jaw and four in the lower jaw. On top of its head are small, pointed ears with reddish pink insides. It has three clawed toes on each foot. The bud on its back has bloomed in a large pink, white-spotted flower. The flower is supported by a thick, brown trunk surrounded by green fronds.
"I am Charizard!" the figure shouted.
"I am Blastoise!" the second followed.
"And I am Venusaur!" the third figure introduced himself last.
"And we are the Dark Force's Terrible Trio!" they shouted at the same time.
Dark Force's Terrible Trio
Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur
Darius Greg facefaulted, "Terrible Trio?'' he muttered indecorously, "Dude... you totally stole that name from DC's very own, Terrible Trio.'' he accused.
"Mamma Mia!" Mario exclaimed, "They are-a-Pokemons!' he pointed out in shock.
Yukari then spoke, "I won't be surprised if I were you, Professor Mario." she said, "The Coalitions has told us that they've been encountering a lot of Pokemons in leagues with the Dark Forces." she stated.
"They are not-so-child friendly now, aren't they?'' Kenny pointed out.
Charizard spoke, "We Pokemons are sick and tired of having humans ordering us around and treating us like pets!" he exclaimed, "We are here to prove that Pokemons are more superior than humans or any other creatures!" he declared.
"And the reason the Dark Forces allowed us to take over this kingdom is because they want to expand their territory all across the multiverse!" Blastoise stated, "Which will prove that the Dark Forces is the most dominant organization ever!" he exclaimed.
Blu scoffed, "Then we'll just have to stop you.'' she declared.
Venusaur chuckled darkly, "Like hell you will." he said, "Emotionless! Get them!" he shouted.
And with that, swarms of Emotionless began to crawl out from the ground and slowly made their way towards our heroes.
"Good Lord!" Gino Samuels yelped, "That's a lot of Emotionless!" he exclaimed.
Blu brought out a machine gun, "Lock en load everyone, we're going to kick some Emotionless butts!" she exclaimed.
And with that out heroes charges towards the Terrible Trio and their swarms of Emotionless.
Meanwhile from a distance, the phantom thief Nexus Lupin was seen watching the fight while sitting on a chair holding a box of popcorn looking through a pair of opera glasses, "Ooh~ dinner a~nd a show!" he mused as he stuffed a hand full of popcorn into his mouth through his mask.
How's he able to do that? Well... magic, obviously.
(Play TNA Theme - D-Ray 3000 1st Theme)
The first to strike is Blu whom aimed her machine gun at her targets before firing blue-colored bullets towards the Emotionless and when the bullets hits the creatures, they exploded into blue flames as their remains turns to ash. Kamek raised his staff and unleashes a powerful lightning which incinerates several Emotionless. Alice Margatroid then commands her doll to take subdue a larger Emotionless as Mokou finishes it off by smashing a flaming fist on the creature, killing it. Reimu then aimed her hand towards one creature as yellow orbs surrounds her target before it exploded, killing the creature.
As this going on, back inside the airship, we see Helmsley "Helmz, Helmet" D. Heyman and Flandre Scarlet who was told to stay inside the ship, the two can only watch the battle in envy.
Flandre pouted, "No fair! How come we have to stay here while everyone is having fun outside." she complained.
"Yeah... this sucks." Helmet quipped holding a pot of flower. Helmet then puts down the pot and turns to the tank, "Stay here... Tank... Stay here... Tank..." he said looking back and forth, "Ah... fuck it! Let's go, Flandre!" he called before running off to the tank.
"Yey!" Flandre cheered before following her helmet-wearing friend.
The two hops in the tank and as the canopy closes, the tank turns on.
Back in the battle, Marisa Kirisame then raised her hand up as a bright light enveloped her hand and she pointed her hand at the Emotionless, "Eat this ya freaks! Comet!" she yelled as a barrage of comets that blasted the creatures to pieces.
Venusaur suddenly uses his vines and captures Sanae Kochiya and Suwako Moriya, and began to squeeze them hard, Kanako Yasaka then charges towards Venusaur and punches him hard on his snout, the pain she caused was enough for Venusaur to let go Sanae and Suwako, Kanako grabs the vines and began to swing him around before throwing him towards Darius.
Darius pulls out a piece of metal from his pocket and quickly ate it, suddenly Darius' entire body turns into metal and as Venusaur got closer, Darius wasted no time delivering a massive, metal-covered uppercut right on Venusaur's jaw which sends him flying in the air before falling back to the ground unconscious.
"That was amazing, Kanako-san! Greg-san!" Sanae exclaimed with a smile, "You two make a great team!" she pointed out.
Kanako and Darius stares at each other for a minute before speaking, "Nah..." they said in denial.
Stahn Aileron, Rutee Katrea, Youmu Konpaku and Ruderford "Rudy" Tucker charges towards a group of Emotionless and began to cut, slice and decapitate every creatures on their path. Sakuya Izayoi then threw several knives towards one Emotionless, killing it while Remilia Scarlet threw a red-colored energy towards one Emotionless piercing it on the chest, killing it. Meanwhile, Gino is using his Plasma Rifle in blasting several creatures while Nitori Kawashiro uses her ability to control water by trapping a large number of creatures in a water dome which gave Gino the opportunity to finish them off.
Kenny is busy firing his own Plasma Rifle towards a group of Emotionless, "Take this!" he shouted but missed, "Damn it!" he cursed, he fires it again but missed, "Damn it!" he cursed louder.
Patchouli Knowledge fires a fire spell towards one creature as she got close to Kenny, "I think you really need to work on your aiming skills." she pointed out.
"Don't remind me." Kenny grumbled.
Donkey Kong began to throw barrels towards several creatures, Wario then punches one creature so hard it was sent flying to the sky while Waluigi whacks another creature with his tennis racket. As this is going on, Aya Shameimaru and Meiling Hong took this chance to free Peach, Daisy and Rosalina from captivity, Blastoise saw this.
"On no, you don't!" Blastoise exclaimed before aiming his water cannon at them.
Blastoise was about to blast them with water but Bowser tackles him, the two shelled behemoths then began to locks hands trying to push each other but Bowser overpowers Blastoise by lifting him up high before breathing out fire right square on Blastoise's face, blinding him a bit, Bowser then punches Blastoise right on the face, knocking him out cold.
Charizard swoops down towards Mario and Luigi whom ducks down, Charizard then breathes out fire but the brothers dodges, Mario and Luigi brought out an ice flower and uses it, giving them ice powers. Charizard was about to breathe out another surge of flames but Mario and Luigi uses their ice powers to freeze his mouth, Luigi then cups his hands as Mario steps on it, Luigi with all his might tosses Mario up high towards the flying Pokemon, Mario then punches Charizard really on the face, knocking him down to the ground.
Venusaur then got up, "Fuck this! We're getting defeated even before we set out our plans!" he growled before using his vines to grab Blastoise and Charizard, "We need to retreat!" he exclaimed as a red portal appears behind him, "Mark my words! We'll be back!" he declared before entering the portal with his comrades before disappearing.
"Great they're gone!" Kenny exclaimed sarcastically, "They could at least take those freaks with them!" he complained referring to the remaining Emotionless.
"There are still too many of them!" Gino shouted.
"And they're increasing!" Reimu pointed out.
Suddenly, a group of Emotionless were blasted by something, everyone turns around to see a tank, driven by Helmet and Flandre coming out from the forest.
"Dee, dee, dee! We got tank!" Helmet cheered.
"Let's go!" Flandre shouted excitedly.
"I thought that I told them not to use the tank!" Gino exclaimed.
"Let them be, we'll use that tank to our advantage!" Blu pointed out.
After a few minutes of battle, every Emotionless has been exterminated, much to everyone's relief. Kenny then approaches the tank, "Well, Helmet.'' he spoke, "You just made yourself useful today." he pointed out.
Suddenly, the turrets slowly aims itself towards Kenny. The scene then cuts through the tank's HUD, "New target acquired." a robotic voice said as a crosshair slowly panning up at Kenny.
Inside the tank, "That's not a target. That's Kenny!" Helmet shouted as Flandre looks around in panic.
Back outside, "Yeah, that's right, it's me, Kenny!" he replied, "What's going on, man?" he asked.
Back inside the tank, "Target locked." the robotic voice said, locking it's turret at Kenny.
"What!? No! Target unlock! Unlock! Please help me, nice tank-y!" Helmet exclaimed.
"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Flandre cried.
"Firing main cannon." the robotic voice said.
"Uh oh..." Helmet muttered.
Back outside, Rudy noticed this and immediately knew what's gonna happen, "Uh oh..." he said.
Kenny turns to him, "What?" he asked when noticed the turret aimed at him, "..Oh, son of a bi-" he tried to say a cursed word but was interrupted when the tank fires a shot at him and his entire body was immediately blasted into bits, much to everyone's shock and horror.
"Auto-fire sequence deactivated." the robotic voice said.
"OH MY GOD!" Rudy shouted, "YOU KILLED KENNY!" he exclaimed.
"YOU BASTARDS!" Gino shouted.
"IT WASN'T ME!" Helmet cried, "RUDY DID IT!" he yelled.
"Ooh~ that's got to hurt" Nexus said covering his eyes but made a slight chuckle.
Note: This is originally written by nothing2read, so all props and credits goes to him.
A/N: Inspired from someonestupED, damnlastwords, Hope the Victor and Ace Neptune. All OCs and concepts not created by moi were given permission for me to use by it's respected creators.