This is very different from what I normally do but I just needed to write something to try and take the pain The Acolyte caused me away. I wrote this minutes before I wrote this AN and just wish Disney weren't being so damn disrespectful to a series I adore and allowing The Message and Leslye Headland to taint it. I could take the punches the Sequels dished out, I could take The Book of Boba Fett sucking and I could allow The Force is a woman but I could not take the vicious beating that was The Acolyte. This was my comfort writing if you can call it that.

-OtherwiseR00K


Jedi Master Indara blocked the swipe at her lightsaber as Mae then attempted to hit her face before she backed up in a casual manner where Mae attempted to hit her again and again before trying to snatch the lightsaber again to which Indara twirled out of the way. Mae stared forward and pulled a knife as Indara pulled her hood down and walked toward the assassin.

Mae turned around and slashed at her which Indara blocked before another blow was countered and Mae stabbed forward at Indara's face which the Jedi Master stopped with the force. The two stared at each other but before either could make a move a disappointed breathing could be heard to Mae's left and Indara's right respectively.

Both looked over to see a man in full armor; the armor of a sith stalker palming their helmet, "This is embarrassing." Starkiller said as the assassin and jedi stared in bewilderment at the sith assassin.

"Are you not a Jedi Master?" He questioned.

"I won't pull my lightsaber on this woman-"

"Why?"

"B-because it's against the code and I don't wish to kill the woman-."

"The code? Since when has the code stopped any Jedi in the past thousand years from pulling their lightsabers on someone attacking them. Besides its not like the code matters much at this time considering a few things happening within the Temple. Even with that you're not even restraining her."

"Like I'd let her!" Mae declared.

Starkiller looked at the woman and stared for a moment.

"Let her?" he parroted, "You can't stop her even if you wanted to. You couldn't even stop me if you wanted to" Starkiller thrust out his hand and Mae was sent flying back, she collided with the bar and a snap was heard. Mae was now dead.

Indara stared at the now dead Mae with Starkiller just looking on in disappointment directed at the Jedi Master.

"All you had to do. You could have just gripped her with the force, forced her to her knees and restrained her or gone with my route and violently used the force to push her into a solid object at an angle and break several parts of her vertebrae. Easy peasy for a Jedi Master if you didn't somehow bribe the high council for the title."

Indara looked at Starkiller furiously, "You didn't have to-"

"Oh be quiet," Starkiller ignited his lightsaber and ran her through, "I'm aware this requires a bit more than just a stabbing so you won't be revealed to be alive at a later date."

Starkiller then sliced upward and the blade cut through the rest of the Jedi Master like a blade of extremely heated energy that would melt organs through butter. Indara's corpse fell to the side as Starkiller regarded her coldy then looked at her lightsaber which flew through the air into his hand.

Starkiller left the tavern with a trophy from an insult to the title of Master Jedi and two corpses lying in that tavern.


I'm most likely wrong to put this as a stand alone and should probably just put this in the Catalog but I'm instead posting it on its own because I'm genuinely wondering what the world has come to. I hope the lawsuit against Disney goes through and I hope it wakes the Investors up to this bullshittery because they are losing money and thats a no-no to those people. Anyway I hope that this enough of a loss that Disney sends Kathleen Kennedy to the Outer Regions and lets the horrors there take her, hell just sick Abeloth on her. Point is just put someone else in charge.

What do you readers who stumble across this think?

-24/07/24-

Suppose I did bring it to the catalog.