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Welcome to the archive: Forgot I wrote this around the time I had a small obsession with Sans stuff.


"Eat!"

"Eat!"

"Eat!"

Weiss pushed her way through the crowd blocking the cafeteria. She was frowning in annoyance as all she'd wanted to do was eat lunch during the weekend; of course something was happening at the time she decided to do so.

She continued through the crowd until she came across a familiar blonde and ravenette with red tips.

"What is going on in here!?" Weiss yells just so she can be heard over the chanting.

Ruby looked down from her perch on her sister's shoulders, "A food eating contest!" she yelled before looking back at the spectacle out of Weiss' view.

"Ugh, why is everybody so ecstatic then!?"

"Because it's between your brother and Nora, Ice Queen!" Yang yelled before cheering along with Ruby and the crowd as something happened that Weiss couldn't see due to her short stature. Instead Weiss pushed forward, wanting to know what foolishness her twin had gotten into. Eventually she made her way to the front of the crowd and was witness to the culinary carnage everyone was cheering on.

Nora was ravenous in her conquests, shoving food down her gullet with her face as red as a tomato with what looked like steam coming from her ears. Sans was simply pushing the food into his mouth and swallowing. There were no such effects happening on his face and it was as pale as ever.

This wasn't as bad as she'd feared, oh it was annoying don't get her wrong but she'd expected Sans to be devouring food alongside Nora. Apparently she'd been too generous with her imagination.

She watched as Nora began slowing down, the spice of the food finally getting to her as Sans simply kept going with that easy grin still visible. Weiss knew Nora was doomed from the start; her brother's sense of taste had always been weird. Sometimes Weiss had caught Sans downing whole bottles of hot sauce and looking nonchalant afterwards, he didn't even have bowel issues.

So it came as no surprise that Nora fell over with some of the spicy food leaking from her mouth. Nora put up a good effort but she was no match against Sans and his supernatural tolerances to temperature.

San looked over at Nora and shrugged; continuing on as the crowd roared in excitement at the ending of the challenge. Weiss on the other hand simply walked up to her twin brother, "Sans, how did this even start?" Weiss questioned.

Sans turned, noodles hanging from his mouth before he slurped them up, "I told her she couldn't handle the heat."

"Really?"

"Yup," Sans then sat down the noodles and grabbed a half eaten meatball sub on the side, "Suppose I was rye."

Weiss simply sighed.


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