Ok, now we're onto episode 4! This episode's challenge is gonna be a lot more action packed than all previous episodes, so strap in!
Response to reviews:
-Memeking The Third: If the "unique route" you're refering to is edgy humor through the fucking roof, then yes.
-Luckyhill: Bro has not watched BFDI apparently, because Pillow there has killed others in WAY more brutal ways, but I guess in those cases they weren't bloody and, most of all, permanent.
Episode 4: The Great Gauntlet of Gaslighting, Gatekeeping Girlbosses!
It was midnight and raining on Camp Wawanakwa. There was a big, sad funeral for poor Mae Borowski. The coffin was closed during the memorial, as her body was completely and utterly brutalized by a certain pillow case. Most were mourning this loss, from most of Mae's teammates to the interns (even if Swag only did so cuz she was hot). There was also some dumb bimbo at the funeral named TheMasterKat, who no one knew anything about.
Chris was the one to start the real mourning.
"We are gathered here to remember the passing of Miss Mae Borowski. She was a contestant on Total Drama Multiversal Madness. She competed on Team Cocoa until her elimination/death in episode 2-wait, did you idiots copy paste my speech from the fucking FANDOM WIKI?!"
Gordman looked embarrassed to hear that, while Swag paid no attention at all.
"Whatever. Player, you're the second to make a statement, so go now."
We cut to Player, who was trying to get Cocoa Cookie off his chest, literally cuz she was crying non stop on him.
He went to Chris's spot without any preparation whatsoever. "Mae was, uh, a person, someone of a feminine gender. She was a teammate, who, um, did things. Can we just cut it out now? Mae died, this show should be cancelled!
"Nope. If the killer gets someone again, they'll be disqualified. Just pretend that never ever happened, okay?"
Gumshoe got mad. "Are you kidding me pal? Are you just going to put everyone's lives at risk like that?"
"As if I hadn't done that a dozen times! Funeral's over! Go to bed! Oh, and Gordman, make sure Swag doesn't get freaky with the body, okay?"
"Lol Like I would ever do that! Cats are a bunch of dumb fucking ungrateful bastards!"
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Confessional: Player
Player: We've lost twice in a row and the person responsible for our last one is still here. We really need to step up our game if we don't wanna get wiped out before the halfway point!
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Confessional: Rotty Tops
Rotty Tops: Now this may be a little bit insensitive, but the killer really should've gone for Jeffy instead!
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Right before everyone's going to bed, Mr. Cheese decided to confront Pillow alone.
"Awright Piwwow, why did you kiww Mae?!"
Pillow didn't even try denying the accusations. "It was fun. What more do you want?"
"B-But you can't just kill someone wike that! I do that in Among Us, but no one dies permanently there!"
"Whatever. Let me give if you a little idea of what would happen if you even think about exposing me."
Pillow then pulls out a sharp knife to Mr. Cheese's head, scaring him.
"P-Pwease don't kill me! I-I'm the most popuwar character! I've got so much merch!"
"Oh, that won't happen. So long as you're my ally, of course."
Pillow then takes out the knife and lets Mr. Cheese be, the latter still scared shitless.
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Confessional: Pillow
Pillow: As much as I'd love to kill everyone here, that'll have to wait, as, if I get exposed, these guys might just put me in jail, unlike the motherfluffers on BFDI.
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: Well, seems I've got to work with Piwwow from now on. Might wanna get some more awwies other than a psycho.
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We cut to Team Pee Pee all being asleep peacefully. All except Plankton, who discreetly enters one of Cabby's cabinets without her knowing.
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: I saw Cabby writing somethin' in those files of hers and decided to check 'em out. And boy oh boy did I find some juicy info hidden in 'em.
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At the Team Rose cabin, business was as usual. Up until someone came through the door anyway.
"Yo dudes! I'm back and better than ever!" Banban said as he burst through the door. His voice and general demeanor was a lot more energetic than it was before, with everyone shocked not only by that, but also him being alive at all.
"B-Banban?" Dee Jay asked, confused. "Didn't think you'd be alive mon, but it's great to have you back!"
"It sure is my nigga!" What Banban just said made everyone stare at him. E-Except Toby Queef, fucker liked that.
"Hey! You can't just say that word!" Nichelle, one of the black people on the team, yelled at him.
"Why not? Why can your kind say it but not me? Don't you think that, if you don't want a word to be said by most people, then it's better if no one said it?"
The room was now filled with dead silence.
Bea, ironically, was the one to break it. "...Can we simply move on from this conversation?"
"FUCK NO WE DON'T!" Yelled Toby Queef. "LEMME TEACH BANBAN HOW TO-" Bea then sucker punched him in the nuts, knocking him out instantly and getting a round of applause from even Nichelle.
"...Anyways, Banban, are you...ok?" Bea asked him.
"Well if you consider not having autism and thus be able to be who I truly am ok, then I guess I am!"
"...Good for you."
"Yeah, real fucking good." Banban replied. "Now, anyone wanna listen to my mixtape?"
"Absolutely mon. I can even teach ya some rhythm!" Dee Jay happily answered.
Banban then played his mixtape. It sounded like this:
"Holed up, in the kinder, it's a garden
Kids are missin', now it's lookin' so abandoned
Bad plans, he must be a bad man
Playin' in the room, now gone, got it bad from the Banban
No chance, understand that I'm broken
Lookin' for the ones that did it, it's a sick joke
I'm choked at the thought of it, dizzy, I'm out of it
I won't stop 'til they're back from the Banban
Radio, radio, radio waves
Lookin' lifelike with their bright eyes
Radio, radio, radio waves
Lookin' lifelike with their bright eyes
Echoes in the playroom
I'm bouncin' off the walls
Will you come home soon?
I'm dronin' through the halls
I'll never let go, I'm hangin' on
Missin' you, missin' me, missin' everything
I'll never let go, I'm hangin' on (yeah)
Missin' you, missin' me, missin' everything
How should one feel when their world gets rocked?
Like, what I have is all gone, where all is lost?
I wanna vomit, I'm sick to my stomach, it's all wrong
Monsters are walkin' among us, I'm not strong
Snatched right in front of me, out of my control
So low, oh no, these parents, they don't know
What they're getting into
When they bring their kids into the Garten of the Banban
Now, we let our fears unfold
Radio, radio, radio waves
Lookin' lifelike with their bright eyes
Radio, radio, radio waves
Lookin' lifelike with their bright eyes
Echoes in the playroom
I'm bouncin' off the walls
Will you come home soon?
I'm dronin' through the halls
I'll never let go, I'm hangin' on
Missin' you, missin' me, missin' everything
I'll never let go, I'm hangin' on (yeah)
Missin' you, missin' me, missin' everything
I'll never let go, I'm hangin' on
Missin' you, missin' me, missin' everything
I'm hangin' on
Missin' you, missin' me, missin' everything
I'll never let go, I'm hangin' on
Missin' you, missin' me, missin' everything
I'll never let go, I'm hangin' on (yeah)
Missin' you, missin' me, missin' everything"
Except no one heard jack shit.
"W-Why aren't you dudes sayin' anything about my mixtape?" Banban asked, confused.
"What mixtape? Nothing came out of that thing." Sanders explained.
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Confessional: Banban
Banban: Oh I get it now! This is a fanfiction, not a show, so you can't hear any music! Silly old me!
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Nightwing came out of the bathroom, looking ready for any challenge that could come in his way. What he didn't know was that Plankton had watched him the whole time-wait wait wait that sounded way gayer than I meant it to be. Uh, Plankton was waiting by a tree to tell him something.
"Oh Nightwing, how you doin'? Or should I say Dick Grayson?"
That last part shocked Nightwing, He had absolutely no idea how Plankton could have known his real name.
"W-What do you mean by Dick Grayson?" He asked, trying to act oblivious.
"Don't try pulling that trick on me man! Cause I've got plenty of proof of that!" Plankton said as he pulled out a file, which contained a bunch of info on Nightwing, ranging from his early life all the way to when he joined Total Drama.
"H-How? Where did you get all this?"
"Not important. Now what is important is that now, unless you want me to ruin your life, you're more or less my slave."
Nightwing was angry and tried to punch Plankton, before the latter shoved that file in his face. "You're really mad big guy? Keep doing so, won't change anythin'!"
"Why? Why do something like that?" Nightwing asked, trying to keep himself from attacking Plankton.
"What do you think an evil genius like me do with this information? Not try to blackmail you to do anything I want? HAH! See you later, and remember, do whatever the HELL I ask for!"
Plankton then left Nightwing to his own devices, with the latter raging at his blackmailing.
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Confessional: Nightwing
Nightwing: That man is diabolical! If I try to go against him and tell everyone, he'll just reveal my identity! Just wait till I find a way to stop him!
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At Team Pee Pee's cabin, Cabby was scrambling trying find her missing file. She looked at every nook and cranny in the cabin to see where it was, but had no luck whatsoever. "Where is it? WHERE IS IT? Should be somewhere, but not here!"
Leafy decideed to go check up on her. "Oh Cabby, my bestest friend in the whole wild world who hasn't betrayed me! Is there something bothering you?"
"Y-Yes! A file of mine's gone! I've no idea where it was or who took it and it's driving me nuts!"
Leafy's forced smile looked even more forced for a moment. "Silly little Cabby, you don't need those dumb files! So long as everyone's your friend, they are useless!"
"B-But I need those files to-" Cabby said before Leafy put her finger on her mouth.
"Hush hush! Be a good friend and never use those files ever again!"
Cabby hesitated to answer, but felt obligated to do so, so she did. "F-Fine. I will."
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: I don't feel good about lying to Leafy, b-but I don't want to lose my friend, a-and I also don't want to not use my files, so really, that's the only real solution.
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Confessional: Leafy
Leafy: I love how nice Cabby is! Nowhere near as much as me, but if she can ignore her needs for mine, that's a selfless individual!
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At the Team Cocoa cabin, Cocoa Cookie was at the top bunk, admiring Player from afar as she was writing in her diary.
"Dear Diary" She wrote. "Player is so nice and kind and adorable and handsome. All I want is to be with him and and cherish him for the rest of my-" She stopped as she realized how embarrassing it was.
"Cocoa Cookie?" Player asked. "Are you coming down for breakfast or what?"
Cocoa Cookie could hardly answer as she was scared to talk to Player, instead deciding to pretend she's asleep.
"Huh. Guess you don't want to eat then."
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Confessional: Cocoa Cookie
Cocoa Cookie was sipping some cocoa to control herself.
Cocoa: I-I should try confessing. B-But what if he hates me? What if he'll cruelly reject me in front of everyone? I-I just can't!
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All 34 remaining contestants were eating in the recently opened Mess Hall, the food given by Swag and Gordman. It was a bunch of grub as usual, far below average compared to even the worst restaurants, and almost everyone hated it. Keyword being almost.
"This stuff is great pal!" Gumshoe declared as he stuffed a bunch of grub down his throat. "Beats all those instant noodles which I can barely afford!"
Cordelia looked a bit worried. "If this thing is what you consider to be better than your regular diet, I'm a bit worried about you detective."
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Confessional: Cordelia
Cordelia: Normally, my friend Sumia is the one who looks after the other shepherds, but since she isn't here, I'll have to take a page from her book and look after my teammates wellbeing.
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Nick was allowed access to far better food via his butler sending him some, making everyone around him jealous.
"Connor mate." He said to Connor who was not too far from him. "You're richer than me, why aren't you bloody eating actual food?"
"I prefer to have more of a challenge here." He replied. "If I wanted good stuff, I'll be at home."
"Even not staying in a nice bed would be a challenge for you." Said Sonic. "Eat the rich, amirite?"
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Confessional: Sonic
Sonic: Since last challenge, I am severely doubting that Connor has any kind of self awareness. He'd probably try arguing he's had it rougher than us cuz he's bored all the time!
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Bea was eating the grub much faster then everyone else, as if she wanted to get over with it as quickly as possible. Nichelle used that as an opportunity to strike.
"Wow, you're a real fast eater, aren't ya?" She sarcastically asked. "I worry about your diet, hon'."
Bea silently stepped on Nichelle's foot, which really fuckin' hurt.
"Oooooh! How do your bare feet feel as if they're made of metal?!"
"...Shut your trap."
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Confessional: Bea
Bea: Probably the first time someone asked about my feet without coming across as a real creep.
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: ARGH! That arrogant bitch is gon' get it! Wait, did I just describe myself?
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Confessional: Dee Jay
Dee Jay: This conflict is never gonna end well on its own mon! I might try to see if I could get the two girls to bury the hatchet.
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Chris's airhorn blew into everyone's ears as he made an announcement.
"Attention campers! Meet me up in the usual challenge are, aka the one from yesterday! And that goes for you two, interns!"
Swag was disappointed. "You kidding me man? I was looking at my waifu's butt!" He pointed at Sonic like that wojak meme.
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Confessional: Amy Rose
Amy: Is it bad that I want to smash that guys's face in?
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The three teams arrived at the challenge site, which now had a medium sized Ancient Greece in the center of it, with Chris wearing a roman emperor-escue outfit and sitting on top a throne.
"Greetings my fellow gladiators!" Chris welcomed in a tone befit to one of a king. "Today shall begin the ultimate battle to see which team is the strongest!"
"How did you build this whole colosseum in a day?" Player asked.
Chris immediately dropped the whole emperor style of speech. "Pretty simple: I didn't. This whole thing is made of cardboard! Took like five minutes to install."
"That doesn't bode well to your production budget." Nick said.
"So what, do you want me to build a FUCKING colosseum for a single challenge? Fuck off. Go back to "Dysfunctional Damp" or whatever the hell my daughter's ripoff show is!"
Gordman tried to reason with Chris. "Sir, It would be practical if you don't blow up at the contestants about your personal life."
"And for you, it would be practical if you shut the fuck up and let me do the challenge!"
Gordman decided to shut up for now.
"Anywho. Today's challenge is a 12 round gauntlet! All 3 teams will have a single representive each round, randomly picked by a wheel. Every round the three chosen ones will duel till only one remains, giving their team a point. The team with the most points wins the challenge blah blah BLAH!"
Bea looked quite thrilled. "...About time my strength can come into play."
"Good for you Bea! Oh, and just so you know, only one team can win this challenge!"
Chris's statement led to a number of gasps among the players.
"That's right! Today, we'll have our season's first double elimination! So you gotta be extra prepared for this shit!"
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Confessional: Boba Fett
Boba Fett: Double elimination you say? Interesting. So long as Team Cocoa wins the challenge, both me and Plankton's teams will lose a member, giving us an opportunity to take out the biggest threats on both of our teams.
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: Yeah baby! This girl's got the perfect opportunity to show off her awesomeness to her team!
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Confessional: Homer Simpson
Homer was writing his own will at the moment.
Homer: I want all my belongings to be given to Santa Claus, for he has treated me far better than the rest of my family. Oh, and Bart can get all the debt from my crippling gambling addiction.
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Confessional: Connor Roy
Connor was writing his own will at the moment
Connor: I want my body to be sent to NASA and preserved in pristine condition so that they can potentially revive me centuries later.
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"This challenge's only rule is that you can't kill your opponents, which hopefully is understood by everyone, including the ones who've done that before."
Pillow's usual smile turned to a frown.
"One last thing: since Team Cocoa is down two members compared to Team Rose and Team Pee Pee-"
"DON"T REMIND ME OF THAT! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Cocoa Cookie yelled and then cried.
"Drama queen." LSP remarked.
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Confessional: Lumpy Space Princess
LSP: Now that I like think about it, there's probably, like, some princess in Ooo with that name, in which case, I'm like not sorry at all girl!
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"As I was saying, you guys have two less members than normal, which means that my two interns will fill in the void."
Gordman was angry. "Are you fucking kidding me? I don't want to get my ass kicked!"
To which Swag countered with "I for one do want my ass to get kicked, especially by a certain blue hedgehog!"
"You're on the same team retard!" Gordman reminded him.
"Sad face." Swag said out loud.
"Without further ado, let's pick our first gladiators! Gordman, spin the wheel!"
Gordman spins the wheel like he was ordered to, with three wheels for each specific team by the way, and lands on 3 paculiar choices.
"Team Cocoa's representative is Ash! Team Rose's is Wonder Woman and Team Pee Pee's is Mona! Get in the arena now!"
Ash was nervous. "W-Wait! Shouldn't we at least prepare for our battle?"
"Nope. But at least you can use Pikachu so stop bitching and go!"
The three players moved into the arena quickly, with Ash being gifted his Pikachu to help him fight in this match.
"The match starts in 3, 2, 1 GO!"
Ash was the first to attack, making Pikachu shock Wonder Woman, which did hardly anything to her.
"What? How did she shrug it off her like that?"
Wonder Woman looked down at Ash. "I was made by the Gods themselves out of clay, no mere mortal can even scratch me!
She then swung at Pikachu, knocking him straight out of the arena.
"PIKACHU!" Ash yelled as he went to check up on Pikachu to see if he was okay.
"And Ash lost the match for his team!" Chris announced. "It's down to Mona and Wondie, but the match might as well be over!"
Mona didn't even bother trying to challenge Diana, as she instead called it forfeit by getting out of the arena.
"That didn't last long did it? Diana Prince is the winner of the first round! Team Rose gets a point!"
"M-Mona! That's not nice! You should've at least tried to fight her!" Leafy yelled in disbelief.
"I don't know pal, I probably would've done the same thing. That lady's nuts in power compared to most of us." Gumshoe said, trying to calm her down.
"Gumshoe does have a point Leafy." Cabby said.
At Team Rose, the team were celebrating Diana's victory, with Boba Fett being the main exception.
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Confessional: Boba Fett
Boba Fett: Wonder Woman is incredibly strong. With her on our team, all the strength based challenges wouldn't be an issue. Unless...
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Chris was ready to announce the next batch of weirdos. "For our second round, the gladiators will be: Sonic, Amy and Rottytops!"
Amy was incredibly happy to fight Sonic. "WHOOO! That hedgehog's gonna be mine!"
Meanwhile, Sonic wasn't too thrilled. "Great."
And Rottytops was even more excited than Amy. "AWESOME! Imma go kick some butt now!" She then entered the arena as quickly as possible.
"Alright everyone, match starts now!"
Amy ran towards Sonic to give him a couple kisses, but the latter had none of it and got out the arena at lightning speed, disqualifying him from the round.
"AAAAANNNNDDDDD Sonic's out in record time! Now its between the love struck cat and the sexy zombie girl!
"I ain't a cat! I'm a hedgehog!" Amy corrected him.
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Confessional: Player
Player: I'm a big Sonic fan and even I thought she was a cat!
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The cat-I mean hedgehog, pink hedgehog decided to focus on taking down the zombie gal. She swung her hammer at her head and yelled "HAYAHHH!" as she knocked her head right out of Rottytops's body. which horrified her.
"OH MY GOSH! I-I didn't mean to do that! I didn't think that would've done so much serious dama-" And then Rottytops kicked her and knocked her out on the ground, all whilst not having a head.
Meanwhile, her head was laughing out loud. "HEHEHE! Your face was priceless!" Her body then went ahead and put the head right back to its proper place. "Did ya forget I can separate my limbs you idiot?! HAH!"
"And Rottytops wins her team their first point! She was damn lucky that Sonic was coincidentally paired up against Amy!"
"Great, that hedgehog bailed on us again." Nick complained.
Player tried defending Sonic. "I mean, I'd say it was completely justified if you ask me. No guy wants to get chased by someone like Amy."
"Y-Yeah, t-totally, sweetie!" Cocoa Cookie said, barely able to hide her crush on Player, even if the latter was still completely oblivious.
"For round three we have: Nick, Nichelle and Jeffy!"
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Confessional: Nick
Nick: Oh fuck me! Why do I get to go up against her?
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Confessional: Jeffy
Jeffy: Man, I've smacked so many hoes before, fucking changing my diaper is harder than this!
Jeffy then smacked his diaper.
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"BOOYAH!" Nichelle yelled in excitement. "This is gon' be a piece of cake!"
Bea smirked. "Sure. Be my guest."
"Round three starts now!"
Nichelle tried to trash talk Jeffy before attacking him. "What's up retarded white boy? Wanna get a taste of my power?"
Nick yelled "That was extremely cringy!"
Jeffy didn't bother paying attention and just punched Nichelle in the face.
"HEY! What the hell? Get a load of this!"
She tried to round house kick him but Jeffy simply blocked that with his helmet.
He then smacked her in the face multiple times until she had a black eye.
And finally, Jeffy ran towards Nick and knocked him down as if he was a horse.
"And surprisingly, Jeffy wins his team a second point!"
Everyone was flabgasted by what the hell just happened, especially Nichelle, who had just gotten back up and was furious.
"ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME? HOW COULD I LOSE? THIS IS SO RIGGED YOU GUYS!"
Before Nichelle could continue her temper tantrum, Jeffy hit her one more time for good measure.
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: UGH! THAT BRAT! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!
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"For round four, the selected fighters are: Swagmaster6969696969 for Team Cocoa, even if he's not actually on the team, Bea for Team Rose and Johnny Cage for Team Pee Pee!"
Swag danced around in excitement. "YAY! I get to battle with the brown feet waifu!"
Bea was raging with fury at Swag's comment, and was preparing to kick his ass in battle.
And Johnny Cage was just laughing at the both of them, Swag for being a pervert and Bea for seeming like an edgelord. "Heh, this shitshow's amazing! None of my movies were as funny as this!"
"I can agree on that Johnny! Let the games begin!"
Bea instantly targeted Swag at the start, running towards him and yelling "HAYAH!" as she karate kicked him in the shin.
Which he liked.
"Oh My Jeebuz, that sweet sweet taste of pain from your feet has made my balls comfy as hell!"
To which Bea responded by punching him in the jugular, giving him a black eye instantly
"YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!"
"Not the first nor the last girl to say this about him." Gordman remarked.
"Swag's unsurprisingly out of the challenge, making this a duel between martial artists. Who's gonna win? Find out next commercial break-wait, there is none! Cuz fuck cable channels am I right?!"
Bea's fighting spirit had only just started however, as she went on the offensive towards Johnny Cage.
Johnny wasn't scared at all, and blocked Bea's punch with his fists.
She then tried to kick him, but Johnny jumped up to avoid it.
"Too bad girl." He bragged. "It's now clear who's the better martial artist!"
Johnny decided to end this brawl by trying to kick Bea, but she instead caught his foot in mid air, and then slammed him into the ground.
"H-How the fuck?" Johnny asked in confusion.
"Never underestimate my strength, ever."
"And with that, Bea wins the fourth round! Team Cocoa's still got no points whilst the others have 2! They better pick up the pace if they wanna win!"
Dee Jay grabbed Bea to congratulate her. "Amazing job mon! Your rhythm was fantastic!"
"...Thank you." Bea responded.
"Now for round five, our fighters are: Pillow for Cocoa, Cream for Rose and Brody for Pee Pee!"
All 3 fighters went into the arena.
1 brutal beating later...
"And Cream The Rabbit wins for her team!"
"Good on you Cream, showing those dumb adults who's boss!" Amy said to Cream, who was jumping and dancing to Brody and Pillow's unconscious bodies.
"Round Six: LSP for Cocoa, Donald for Rose and Gumshoe for Pee Pee!"
Gumshoe wasn't too thrilled to enter the arena, to say the least. "Woah, can I um, concede pal? I-I'm not a fighter, not at all!"
"Can you stop being a wuss and just fight?!" Rottytops yelled at him, scaring poor Gumshoe.
"A-Alright, I will, pal."
As the three fighters entered the arena, collective silence filled the whole crowd.
Donald tried to attack LSP, who simply just the arena, which made the duck ragequit and leave as well.
Gumshoe was the last one standing, petrified of what he thought was to come.
"Well that was the worst match by far! Gumshoe somehow wins!"
Gumshoe was as perplexed as everyone else by his victory. "I won? I WON!"
"Now here are the current standings of our challenge:
Team Pee Pee has 3 points.
Team Rose also has 3.
And Team Cocoa has zero!"
The other two teams laughed at Team Cocoa for sucking again.
"Since we're about halfway through, I say you guys deserve a break! See you in about 20 minutes!"
Half the competitors rested from their battles, whilst the other half were preparing for their own fights.
Team Pee Pee were all certain of their victory.
Cabby decided to make a little speech about it. "What can I say everyone? For once, it seems like we've finally got this in the bag!
"Yeah, we totally are, miss file cabinet!" Plankton said in a secretly sarcastic tone.
"Totally bro! We managed to win the first 2 challenges despite being screwed in both!" Brody added. "No way we can't win when we're not screwed over by unseen stuff!"
"We should keep that enthusiasm to a healthy degree, we don't want to lose due to our bloated egos, mind you." Cordelia explained.
Johnny Cage was the only one unconvinced. "Yeah, as if you're winning this without my help! I bet we'll blow this shit if this guy ain't winning!"
Leafy slapped Johnny. "Quit being a meanie!"
Meanwhile, Plankton saw Nightwing alone, isolated from everyone else, and went to him.
Plankton decided to greet the vigilante in a way that he knew would anger him. "Hey circus clown."
"D-Don't call me that! And don't try to act like you don't know why!"
"Whatever. I'm just here to inform ya on this little plan of mine!"
"Whatever it is, I beg of you, please don't try to make me hurt someone innocent in this!"
Plankton then whispered into his ear the plan.
"I-I see. I'll do as you wish sir."
Plankton's face had a giant smirk on his face at that moment.
All of Team Cocoa were anticipating a massive loss in the moment, so they already didn't have the best morale.
"How the hell can everyone on this team be so USELESS!" Nick yelled in frustration.
"Don't try to act wike you didn't also lose Nick, that's stupid, kinda like me!" Mr. Cheese replied.
"Can we stop with this fighting please, I can't take it!" Cocoa Cookie said. "I-I'm not very confident we're winning, I know, but it's the bare minimum to not argue over it!"
"I have a better idea." Player began. "Why can't we just strive harder to win, maybe then, and only then, can we do so? I've never won all that much in my life, and this show is no different. But just because we've never won, doesn't mean we can't! In every challenge we should give our absolute best, even if victory is seemingly not in sight! I've already lost so much, yet I've never given up. Why can't we do the same? Why can't we ALL give our best to win this competition? It's our time guys, we must NEVER give up!"
To which Mr. Cheese completely ignored. "Don't wisten to him guys. He's a woser. Do whatever you wanna do and we'll win!"
Everyone agreed with Mr. Cheese once again, upsetting Player, once again.
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Confessional: Player
Player: That manipulative, egomanical cheese head ARGH!
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: Man, messin' with that woser Pwayer for no reason is my favorite past time!
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Breaktime was over, as the contestants returned to the arena to continue the challenge.
"All right, now that everything's back on track, I shall announce our next few combatants!" Chris declared.
"We're screwed." Player bluntly said.
"For Team Cocoa we've got Connor Roy! For Rose, we've got, UGH, Toby Queef! And for Pee Pee, it's Leafy!"
Leafy celebrated. "YAY! I get to kick mean people's butts!"
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Confessional: Leafy
Leafy: I've got quite the expertise in throwing knives from my exile to Yoyleland! The racist and the NFT owner are so gonna get it!
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Confessional: Toby Queef
Toby Queef: Man, I wished we could battle our own teammates, cuz if we could, I'd run over all those black people with mah truck! But alas, this ain't Afghanistan.
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Right after she entered the arena, Leafy gave a scowl and pulled out 2 knives from nowhere.
"You're not nice, YOU DIE!"
She then threw like a million knives into her opponents direction, all heading straight into Toby Queef. Connor however, was able to hide behind Queef's MASSIVE asshole, feeling every single knife that had entered his body.
The constant knife throwing was only stopped by Chris's pleads.
"Woah woah woah! Chill down girl! You can't do that! That could kill him! And, after what happened last episode, I'm not taking any chances, and thus, Leafy is disqualified!"
Leafy was angry at this. "Are you SERIOUS? I'm the nicest, most kindest girl EVER and you're treating me like THIS!"
Cabby tried to calm Leafy down a bit. "Sheesh. Calm down Leafy, it's nothing too serious. We're still in the lead and all."
"Pffffft! Whatever! I'm too nice for this crap anyway!"
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: Leafy's behavior today was quite...concerning, may I say, but she's not usually like this, so I'll just treat as a simple bad day for her and move on! Can't let a friend be disappointed in me, after all.
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"Alright, let's check up on Toby Queef!"
Toby Queef was laying on the ground, barely alive as knives penetrated his body.
"I guess he's gonna need a little help at the infirmary! And with that, Connor Roy is the first of his team to win!"
Connor celebrated at his accomplishment. "HAH! See? I could be useful after all!"
"Witerally anyone on our team could've done it Connor." Mr. Cheese said to crush his dreams. "Except Nick maybe."
To which Nick responded with a "Hey!"
"At least we won this time." Player added. "That's nice. Maybe we can even win if we're lucky."
"Round Eight: Homer Vs Banban Vs Plankton!"
"Forget about it." Player said in dismay.
"What are you talking about? I can beat those two with my eyes closed!" Homer declared.
At the battlefield, Banban tried to attack Homer. Keyword being "tried" as all he did was throw out some wimp slaps that barely affected the fat guy.
"See? I am invincible!" Homer boasted.
Which Banban somehow believed. "Really bro? Shit, I'll see myself out!" He then left the arena like a fucking wimp, with the entire crowd booing him.
Homer then attacked Plankton, who uncharactistcly didn't fight back at all.
He yelled. "Oh no, who's gonna save me from this monster!" In a faux scared tone as Homer lightly touched him.
Homer then punched Plankton, and he falls to the ground. Strangely, he had a wide grin as he was punched.
"In the most shocking turn of events since The Fall Of Rome, Homer Simpson actually does well in a challenge!"
Homer inevitably celebrates. "I am so smart! I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART!"
"And for round nine, we have: Mr. Cheese for Team Cocoa, Dee Jay for Team Rose and Cabby for Team Pee Pee!"
"All right mon, that shouldn't be too hard!" Dee Jay proclaims.
But Mr. Cheese wasn't having it. "Yeah, totawwy! Don't whine when you inevitabwy wose!"
Cabby, by comparison, was more nervous. "O-Ok, g-got that!"
At the arena, Dee Jay started by dancing around, knocking Cabby out quickly.
He tried to also attack Mr. Cheese, who responded by pulling out a knife to his throat.
"WOAH MON! CALM DOWN! I AIN'T BAD, IMMA GOOD PERSON! I GIVE UP OKAY?! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" He begged to not get his throat slit.
"Hmmm, Ok then." Mr. Cheese said as he pulled down on his knife and let Dee Jay go.
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Confessional: Player
Player: I'm not gonna say Mr. Cheese killed Mae but Mr. Cheese definitely killed Mae.
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"And Mr. Cheese wins! All teams are now tied with exactly 3 points each! These last few rounds are CERTAINLY going to turn the tides, so for our third to last round, we have: Player from Team Cocoa, Frisk from Team Rose and Cordelia from Team Pee Pee!"
Player gulped in fear as he entered the arena.
Cordelia took out a spear and began the battle. "Don't think I won't go easy on you just because I don't have my trusty pegasus with me!"
She attacked Player with the spear but he managed to keep running away from her, so she set her sights to Frisk instead.
"Sorry for any injuries kid, but I'll win it for my team!"
She tried to fight him (?), but she (?) kept dodging every attack of hers with ease, exhausting Cordelia quite quickly, until, she couldn't do it anymore and dropped her spear.
"I-I c-can't, d-do this!" She said, sweating profoundly as she fell on the ground.
Frisk then stood around and did nothing as usual, until they (?) were caught off guard by Player grabbing the fallen spear and knocking her (?) out.
"Well, it looks like, I win!" He claimed, shocked by his own achievement.
"Player wins the tenth round, putting his team all the way from last, to first, place! That's really fucking cool, couldn't have seen that shit coming in any FUCKING way! This has never fucking happened before, HOORAY!" Chris said in a sarcastic manner.
Cocoa Cookie went to congratulate Player. "Good job Player! You did a FANTASTIC job!"
"Thanks Cocoa Cookie, that's real nice of you!"
Cocoa Cookie once again blushed at that comment.
"As for our penultimate round, our combatants are: Cocoa Cookie for the team named after her favorite thing, Boba Fett for team rose, and Nightwing for team pee pee!"
Nightwing gave Plankton a glare as he walked into the arena.
Cocoa Cookie was too nervous to battle at all, but instead of taking care of the weaker target, Boba Fett decided to take care of Nightwing first.
He tried to shoot at him with his blaster, but he kept dodging, almost as if Fett was intentionally not trying to hit him, until Nightwing gave up.
"Alright alright, you got me. I'll go, this competition sucks anyway."
Boba Fett stopped shooting. "How remarcably convinient for me. So much so, that I don't feel like winning like this. I concede too."
Everyone was shocked at this sudden end.
"WHAAAAAT?" Nichelle yelled. "H-How? HOW COULD YOU? YOU QUIT?!"
Even Chris himself was confused. "O-Okay, I suppose. Um, Cocoa Cookie wins and, since Team Cocoa is guaranteed safe from elimination, and this is a double elimination, I suppose we don't need to do round 12 after all!"
Team Cocoa actually got to celebrate a victory for once, all yelling in excitement and all that shit.
Meanwhile, Team Rose and Pee Pee both groaned in frustration at their respective teammates for randomly quitting in the middle of the challenge.
Bea in particular, was quite mad that Boba Fett failed. "Are you a serious person? We could've easily won that round, and potentially the challenge, if your sorry ass even tried participating! WE'RE GOING TO LOSE SOMEONE AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Bea even tried to attack Fett, but Dee Jay kept her away from doing that.
"Woah mon, calm down! Don't be like this! We can discuss that in a civil manner later!"
Bea stopped her attempted assault, and just quietly went on her way.
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Confessional: Bea
Bea: That...wasn't good, on my part. Whenever I'm filled with...rage I tend to attack anyone within my sight. Nichelle already tested my limits before, but now, I'm not sure If I can control it any more. I...need time to...think, to...calm down.
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In the Team Cocoa cabin, everyone was widely celebrating their shady as hell victory.
Player was the only to think it was shady, anyhow. "Guys, don't you think that win was kind of...I dunno, strange? Like, some of our opponents seemed to almost sabotage their own teams."
Which Mr. Cheese made sure to interrupt. "Whatever, woser Pwayer is just mad we sucked at the start! Meanwhile, I did the best in the chawwenge! Where's my praise?"
Everyone agreed with Mr. Cheese. "Yeah, Cheese man is like, the only guy to be, like, not lame!" LSP said.
Ash also agreed. "Yeah, he's kinda cool, not gonna lie!"
Even Nick got in on the Mr. Cheese bandwagon. "I don't like Mr. Cheese, but for the sake of not getting crucified, I'm just gonna pretend I am."
All of the Mr. Cheese supporters went out the cabin for another gaming night, leaving only Player, Cocoa Cookie and Connor.
"Aaaaaannnd, everyone loves Mr. Cheese, who would've guessed?"
Cocoa Cookie tried to reassure him. "Come on Player, I believe you over Mr. Cheese!"
"That's good to know, but 1 person isn't much better than 0."
Connor then tried to insert himself in the conversation. "Y'know what Player, even though Mr. Cheese is genuinely the coolest guy I have ever met, I won't hesitate to vote him off. Does that make you happy?"
"Maybe? I don't know man! I'm just gonna go sleep or something."
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Confessional: Connor Roy
Connor: I always felt my dad was cool deep inside, even if he was a bigoted asshole who singlehandedly caused global warming and the Iraq war, so I've got some experience in problematic idols.
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At Team Rose, Bea was meditating to keep her cool after her outburst, while everyone else was outside the cabin discussing who to vote off.
Sanders was the one who started that discussion. "Ok, who are we voting off tonight?"
"How 'bout Toby Queef?" Amy campaigned. "He smells bad, he's a big jerk, and he's a bad influence towards poor Cream!"
Meanwhile, Nichelle decided to make her feelings about a certain girl clear. "BEA! That JERK needs to get out ASAP!"
Boba Fett tried to calm Nichelle down. "Easy there girl, don't try voting purely on your emotion."
"And what about you?" Sanders asked. "You quit the last round, even though you would have most definitely WON the whole fight!"
"Why vote off someone who failed once when you can use this ceremony to take out the bigger threats early?" He answered, clearly intent to get rid of a particular target.
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Confessional: Boba Fett
Boba Fett: Plankton's little scheme is a pretty big gamble, one that risks my stay in the game. But if this particular gamble pays off, we'll control the game in no time.
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2 thirds of the cast were walking to Camp Wawanakwa's campfire, all dreading the inevitable elimination that they would go through right now.
The first team to go through the elimination were Team Rose. All 12 were sitting on stumps, except Toby Queef, who was in a hospital bed, half dead.
"Welcome to your first elimination Team Rose. Now, do you guys need to explain how this works, or not?"
"Eh, why not?" Amy answered.
"Good. Gordman, explain it for me."
"Sure thing, boss. Anyway, I have 11 marshmellows, If I call your name, you get one, if you don't, you're eliminated and you will be sent into the TLC of Shame with the Fist Thingy of Despair-goddamn these names suck balls! What retard came up with them? Swag?"
"Whatever." Bea told him. "Just...continue."
"Fine, before you vote, I'll give out reasons as to why you might be targeted.
First, Toby Queef. You're a super racist asshole and people don't like that."
Queef inevitably didn't respond.
"Boba Fett. You straight up quit the challenge for no fucking reason, what the hell dude?"
"I have my own reason." He replied.
"Yeah sure. Anyway, the last one I want to mention is Wonder Woman."
"Huh, me?"
"Yeah you. You are so blatantly stronger than everyone else you already got a MASSIVE target on your back."
"Really? That's kind of a weak reason if you ask me." Amy said.
Chris decided this was enough. "Whatever. Go vote already!"
"Ok, now that everyone's done voting, I'm just going to reveal who's safe."
"Sanders"
"Cream"
"Dee Jay"
"Toby Queef"
"Nichelle"
"Frisk"
"Donald Duck"
"Amy"
"And Banban."
"WOOOOOOO! I'm the greatest muthafucka there is!"
"Shut the fuck up! Now, Bea, Boba Fett and Wonder Woman all got votes. But Bea doesn't need to worry since she only got one vote!"
As Bea grabbed her marshmellow, she had a little smirk on her face. "And I already know who it was from."
"Wonder Woman and Boba Fett, the one of you who will stay for another round, with only 3 votes to the others 8 is...
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...Boba Fett.
Fett grabbed his marshmellow and put it in his pocket. "Good thing this team values strategy over knee jerk vote offs."
Wonder Woman was a bit sad, but understood why she got out. "I guess this is the end for me, well, good luck."
She then flew into the TLC of Shame.
"Is it bad that I already don't miss her? Whatever, Team Pee Pee, your turn!"
Team Rose left the scene right as Team Pee Pee entered.
All 12 took their seats and waited, with Plankton sitting on the same stump as Gumshoe.
"Alright, you guys probably saw that last elimination, so we won't bother explaining anything." Gordman began. "Now for the ones in danger, we have:"
"Nightwing! You quit quite easily in the final round, not even really trying."
"I know that." Nightwing responded. "Just get on with it."
"Leafy!"
"Huh? Why? I'm the nicest person around!"
"Yeah right. You went too hard on your opponents, getting yourself disqualified.
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Confessional: Leafy
Leafy: At least I'm nice, and I actually tried!
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"And Cabby! You got defeated quite quickly. Pretty weak reasoning, but hey, we need like 3 per minimum so..."
"It's ok Mr. intern, I'm not worried about being eliminated."
"Alright, so, the ones with no votes are:"
"Leafy"
"Cabby"
"Gumshoe"
"Mona"
"Ashley"
"Cordelia"
"Rottytops"
"Brody"
"Plankton"
"And Johnny Cage."
This left only Nightwing and Jeffy for some reason.
"I usually try to keep up SOME suspense but it's so obvious this time I'll just say Jeffy is safe. He only got a vote from Leafy anyway."
Nightwing decided to not bother saying a word to his teammates as he allowed himself to get hit by the Fist Thingy of Despair into the TLC of Shame.
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Confessional: Nightwing
Nightwing: Sorry Bruce, I just couldn't do it. But hey, at least my secret identity is still a secret, right?
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But then Plankton decided to ruin that for no reason. "Hey guys, did ya know Nightwing's real name is Dick Grayson? Freaking Dick! HAHAHAHHAHA"
Everyone else laughed at his name except Cabby, who was a bit suspicious about that.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: That's strange, how could Plankton know about Nightwing's real name.
She then gasped.
Cabby: Maybe he read my file?! Now I don't want to point fingers at anyone, lest I get voted off, so I'll just ignore this for now.
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: Man oh man did that gamble REALLY pay off! Now we're down 2 big threats and everyone's trusting us! I'm awesome!
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"And so ends our first of several double eliminations. Will Nichelle stop her beef with Bea, will Cocoa Cookie confess her love, and will someone NOT get put in the medical tent next episode?! Find out next time on
Total
Drama
Multiversal
MADNESS!"
We see Banban approach Boba Fett.
"Woah man, you just pulled a pro gamer move right there! Can we be allies or some shit?"
"Sure."
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And that was it! Too bad Gordman, Sanders and Ashley never got to fight though.
Both Wonder Woman and Nightwing, who are from the same franchise, were the first victims of Plankton and Boba Fett's alliance, with Banban joining the fray as well!
Next episode will have a pretty boring challenge, so we'll mainly focus on the interactions this time.
Be sure to leave a review for your thoughts on this episode!
Ciao!