Warning for usage of a word that starts with n to refer to people with black skin. Don't use it on others in real life.
Luckyhill: I mean, it really isn't that far off from how Mr. Cheese acts normally. The difference here is that Team Cocoa didn't make fun of Player for being a loser, so he decided to take it upon himself to make his life hell.
Luckyhill again, on chapter 9: Yeah, that was a joke. Don't feel bad about it.
G-Man 2.0: Every 3 team season's gonna have a Team Victory, though it doesn't mean the whole team would be wiped out, just that they lose the most out of the 3.
1602jaw: I really only put the romance stuff to make Cocoa Cookie more interesting before she goes. Also funny how you seem to be rooting for the villains here.
Guest: Yeah, I kind of agree with this criticism. Though it's worth noting that some of the characters with little screentime are planned to get it a bit later. Take Amy for instance, right now, she's not very prominent, but eventually, she'll get a good amount of screentime.
Anonymous:
Episode 6: Ebola 2, Electric Black Guy-u
It was 8 AM at Camp Wawanakwa, and the teams were mainly preparing for the rest of the day in their cabins.
At Team Cocoa's cabin, Mr. Cheese had a little idea. "Guys, now that the cocoa girl's gone, can we just rename our team to Team Cheese now?"
Everyone nods except Player, who instead makes fun of Mr. Cheese. "Can you let go with the ego a bit? Is it not enough that you brainwashed the whole team to worship you, bullied anyone who didn't, vandalized that racist guy's van, now you need to be the mascot?"
We cut to the outside of the cabin, as Player is kicked out of it.
Sonic was confused. "Hey guys, I've been outta the loop for a while, but what's up with Mr. Cheese?"
Ash decided to tell him. "Oh, nothing, it's just Mr. Cheese has attracted, let's just say a somewhat rabid fanbase amongst our team, and they don't like Player very much."
"Huh, how did I not know that?"
"Maybe because you were hiding from Amy as much as possible?"
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Confessional: Sonic The Hedgehog
Sonic: I mean, can anyone really blame me?
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Confessional: Nick
Nick: Good thing that Player and Sonic aren't a part of Mr. Cheese's fanclub, as that would give me 3 votes. Coupled with Ash and Connor, who seem easy to convince, Mr. Cheese will be out in no time!
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At Team Rose's cabin, Banban was playing Fortnite on his tablet alongside Dee Jay, Nichelle and Bea on their tablets to get the last two to bury the hatchet, instead, it makes everything worse.
"Why didn't you shoot that guy in the head? Now I gotta revive your sorry ass again!" Nichelle complained about Bea's gaming skills.
Bea fired back. "So what? You haven't killed a single opponent the entire match!"
"Excuse me rage machine?"
"What did you say?!"
Dee Jay whispered something into Banban's ear. "I don't think it's working mon."
"Yeah no shit nigga!"
That made Dee Jay cringe.
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Confessional: Banban
Banban: Strange. Maybe they would've gotten along more if they played Zero Build.
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Confessional: Dee Jay
Dee Jay: *sigh* Is it even worth trying mon? They're never gon' get along at this rate! And this is coming from someone known for his positivity.
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Confessional: Bea
Bea: At this point, it's better just not engaging with Nichelle at all. All it does is worsen our characters.
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: Hopefully the next few challenges can allow me to show my strength, I really need to make people know how badass I am!
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At Team Pee Pee's, Leafy was making a little graphic for her team. Cordelia noticed it and was curious.
"Hey Leafy." She said.
"H-HI Cordelia! How you doin'?"
"Nothing in particular. Just wondering what you're writing, exactly."
"Oh this little thing?" She points to her piece of paper. "It's a little chart to explain how nice everyone on my team is! Y'know, to really make everyone understand the dynamics!"
"T-That's a bit, I don't know, weird?" Cordelia said. "What exactly is up with your obsession with niceness?"
Leafy's usual smile turned into a frown. "That's something a mean person would say! And you aren't supposed to be mean Cordelia, stick to your own kind!"
Cordelia gulped and just left.
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Confessional: Cordelia
Cordelia: There's just something so...fake about Leafy. While she does seem nice, all of her good acts are surface level at best, and she can be quite entitled to whatever she wants.
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Confessional: Leafy
Leafy: Selfish woman! She has no idea what true niceness is!
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Leafy had managed to gather all of her teammates to the cabin to reveal her chart.
"Alrighty everyone, who is interested in hearing about my niceness chart?!"
No one said anything. In fact, you could hear some crickets as well.
"Well okay then! Here it is!"
Leafy's niceness chart read like this:
The Nicest: Leafy
Pretty nice: Cabby, Mona
Kinda nice: Rottytops, Ashley, Cordelia
Not Nice Enough: Gumshoe, Brody
Not Nice: Johnny Cage, Plankton
PURE EVIL: Jeffy
Who?: Nightwing
Jeffy started to cry. " *sniff* You think Jeffy's a bad boy? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Yeah I do! You're the least nice person I've seen in my life!" Leafy yelled at him, making him cry even more.
"L-Leafy! Don't you think you were being a bit harsh on that boy?" Cabby questions. "I-I know you don't like him, a-and he is a brat, but he's still a kid!"
"Cabby, I'm your friend, remember? And friends aren't supposed to fight, so I suggest shutting up!"
Cabby did just that.
Leafy also crossed out her name and wrote it in the "kinda nice" tier.
Jeffy was also hitting his head in the walls at the moment.
"That list is kinda bull." Johnny Cage notes. "And sexist as well. All the girls are considered "nicer" than the guys. How the fuck can Ashley be considered nicer than Gumshoe and Brody?"
"What did you say?" Leafy rhetorically asked before also crossing Johnny's name out and putting him in "PURE EVIL"
"Bitch." Johnny says before leaving the cabin to go somewhere else.
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Confessional: Jeffy
Jeffy keeps banging his head on the toilet.
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Confessional: Brody
Brody: Bro, Leafy's givin' me pretty bad vibes to be honest, like, why do we even need a niceness chart? It should be a bro chart!
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The contestants were now eating in the mess hall. Strangely, all they had on the menu was chocolate cake, which had a bit of a weird taste, but still good, so they didn't question it.
All but one anyway.
"Why do I have a feeling this is a trap?" Sonic said. "Cuz why else would they give us something to eat that's not on the level of Eggman's toe jam?"
"Bro, why are you insulting my food?" Swag complained. "I worked hard to give my waifu good shit to eat and this is how you repay me? *sob*"
Gordman face palmed as usual.
Homer decided to defend Swag. "Yeah, Sonic, that's mean. Besides, this is-" He then ate some more chocolate cake."-delicious!"
Homer then farted.
"Aw man, didn't know chili dogs were part of the recipe for chocolate cake!" Sonic sarcastically said.
"They are?" Homer asked retardedly.
Sonic decided to double down on the sarcasm. "I guess they are genius!"
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Confessional: Homer Simpson
Homer: WOOOO! I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART!
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Bea, in spite of her reputation, was stuffing all that sugary goodness down her mouth. At that moment, she looked far happier than ever previously seen, confusing her teammates, who've mostly seen her tough side.
Nichelle obviously took that opportunity to mock her rival. "Enjoying yourself, Bea? Cuz you are eating like a pig right 'bout now!"
Bea was embarrassed by her look, to the point where she ran off in fear.
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Confessional: Bea
Bea: ...Fine, I like eating sweets, a lot. You're probably laughing at me on your couch eating potato chips, bloody jerks.
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Suddenly, the intercom played, as usual when starting a challenge. "Attention campers! Meet me near the dock! This is not a challenge! I repeat This! Is! Not! A! Challenge!" Chris's voice said.
Naturally, most people with even half a braincell could tell it was a trap.
"Classic Chris doing a classic trick, I'm 100% sure!" Nichelle says on her way to the dock.
"Wow, you must be a fucking genius Nichelle, no way in hell would ANYONE be able to figure that out!" Banban unironically said. "Can I eat your pancreas now?"
"No."
Banban has a realistic panic attack and runs to the bathroom.
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Confessional: Banban
Banban: Hello fellow readers! My favorite food is pancreases, but no one seems to give me any! To give me a delicious pancreas, please contact me with my phone number: 69420! The best pancreas gets free access to all 20 Garten of Banban games!
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All 31 contestants blah blah blah arrive blah blah blah and Chris is there blah blah blah. Oh, and they installed a big sheet of paper and a movie projector.
"For once, I am not calling you for a challenge!"
No one bought that lie.
"Anyways, a dangerous virus has spread all around the world again!" Chris explained, shocking the cast.
"Shit! I don't want to go social distancing again!" Connor complained. "The 2020 election years were the worst years in American history due to that!"
"Good thing I'm undead, so I don't have to worry about dying from COVID!" Rottytops bragged. "Anyone wanna get bitten so they can become zombies as well, hmmm?"
Jeffy did. "Fuck yeah hoe! Bite me in the ass!"
"Word of advice." Johnny said. "Never say anything that can be interpreted as sexual in the retarded puppet's earshot."
"Well actually, it's not COVID! That's too recent. Instead, the virus resurfacing today is Ebola!"
Everyone gasped at that last word.
"Shit!" Toby Queef said. "I told 'em faggots that's what's gon' happen when we let those niggers loose in Disney movies! Thankfully, I got me just the bright idea to stop 'em!" He then pulls out a shotgun from his ass and aims it at Nichelle, Sanders, Bea and Dee Jay, all frozen in fear but Bea, who responded with a quiet scowl.
"Woah, woah, woah! Hang on Mr. Queef! Before you become the second contestant to kill their own teammate this season, we've got a little educational video brought in by a special guest! One who is black, and is currently doing some minor behind the scenes labor to get some cash after bankrupting himself for a 50k porn animation! Here he comes!"
Chris then points to a black guy wearing glasses and a red backwards cap.
"Hey guys! It's Verbalase, beatboxer from outer space! As a black man, it is my responsibility to explain the dangers of Ebola through a little music video! That and because I don't have any money, and I'm starting to think paying so much cash for a 3 minute animation of me getting my big black cock touched by my cartoon crush was not a good idea.
Verbalase-The Beatboxer From Outer Space (Cartoon Beatbox Battle)
"Bro why did you bring his porn addicted ass out?!" Banban angrily asked. "If he didn't cancel his show, I could've gotten the perfect opportunity to show off my godlike beatboxing skills!"
"Um, guys?" Ash asks. "What's going on? Ebola, Verbalase, COVID. So many topics you understand, but don't bother explaining to the rest of us!"
"Shut up Ash and crawl back to the irrelevant characters howe!" Mr. Cheese yelled at him, as he jumped into a hole labeled "irrelevant characters only!" alongside Amy, Donald, Mona, Ashley and Frisk."
"Whatever." Verbalase said. "Just watch this stupid video made a decade ago by some schmuck."
The video projector started playing a music video.
"Ebola" (Parody of LA Law)
By Rucka Rucka Ali
[Intro]
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
[Verse 1]
Ah, I tell you where it's from (Africa)
That's from where Ebola comes (West Side)
It hides in the suitcase
Two days later it lands in the USA
I get it from my girlfriend and give it to my dad
I catch it on the subway and leave it in the cab
I eat it at Subway, drink it at Starbucks
Ebola's everywhere and I give no fucks
[Pre-Chorus]
They scared, it's bad
Ebola's gonna kill us all dead
They mad, how'd this happen?
Gotta make sure that nobody else gets it
I'm sorry but I have it and you have it or you'll get it
So forget it, don't sweat it, just let it be
I'm telling you Ebola's not the enemy, listen!
[Chorus]
I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
And you have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
And we have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Everybody has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Selena has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Justin has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Taylor has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Jesus has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ebola!
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Young Thug
Gucci Grocery Bag
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Double Fantasy
The Weeknd
[Post-Chorus]
Every shitty little village in Africa has Ebola
Every city in America is getting it now, just go with it, bruh
[Verse 2]
Airports, check if he's black
He could have Ebola so send him back
In fact keep a eye on the Black Eyed Peas
Mostly "Black" and "Guy", don't worry about Peas
And the Cosbys could have Ebola, also Oprah
Let's just close up Detroit 'til this crisis is contained
Don't let the Obamas on the plane 'cause
[Pre-Chorus]
They black, they could have Ebola
Might as well also watch for Arabs
If they have a brown face
We'll keep 'em safe in Guantanamo Bay
I'm sorry, everybody, for the drama
But we're gonna get Ebola if we let black people in
Ebola's not a country in Africa
It's the whole continent
[Chorus]
I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Obama has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Kanye has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Will Smith has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
2Pac has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Steve Harvey has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Magic Johnson has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la and AIDS
[Bridge]
Diddy and Biggie and Jay-Z and Nas have Ebola
Stephanie, DJ & Kimmy Gibbler have Ebola
Every shitty little village in Africa-h has Ebola
Every city in America is getting it now, just go with the flow
[Chorus]
You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Your mom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Your uncle Tom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ariana has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ben Affleck has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Matt Damon has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
He got it from Ben Affleck – La-la-la-la-la
The Kardashians have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ebola! (La-la-la-la-la)
[Outro]
I have some Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
We all have Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
We need some Ricola (La-la-la-la-la)
And some Pepsi Cola (La-la-la-la-la)
Tommy has Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
Billy has Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
Jason has Ebola (La-la-la-la-la)
Trini has Ebola – oh, wait, no, she died ages ago!
Everyone was completely baffled by what they just heard. Even Verbalase, the porn addicted beatboxer who put the video on, was left asking so many questions about that video.
"T-That's it?!" Cordelia asked. "I'm extremely confused by all this."
"Me too Miss Cordelia, me too." Cabby said, before noticing something weird. "H-Hey, y-your skin, it's-"
"BLACK!" Yelled almost the entire cast in unison, noticing the same thing too.
Everyone suddenly had black skin and large lips. Well, everyone who wasn't already black (Bea, Dee Jay, Nichelle, Sanders and Verbalase),Toby Queef and Chris himself.
Chris laughed at everyone for their predicament. "MUAHAHA! You retards fell right into my trap! I added Verbalase's semen into your chocolate cakes, or ebola cakes in this instance!"
"You got any way of reversing this Mr. McLean? I-I'm not against being black but it sure as hell won't help my presidential campaign!" Connor complained.
"Yeah! I don't wanna look like fucking Joseph for the rest of my life!" Jeffy chimed in. "He's the second or third worst SML main character!"
"And I don't want this to look like a netflix reboot with all the race swaps." Sonic joked. "At least be less generic, maybe change someone into a pakistani rather than an all black cast!"
"Oh, trust me, there is a way to go back to your illy white bodies! In fact, that is literally the challenge for today!"
"What is it then, tell us!" Demanded Homer.
"Right. Today's challenge is our very first multiverse challenge!"
Cordelia was confused by that term. "And what exactly is a multiverse?"
"The shit connecting every world. Anyways, here's how it works: Each team has a machine that will bring them to whatever universe they damn well please. To get rid of all the melanin in you, you need to extract the blood of the most hateful, most racist most not black people you can think of! And I'm sure you've already thought of some potential candidates for that!"
Everyone stared at Toby Queef, who was just staring at his black teammates.
"W-What the fuck Chris?! Didya seriously make everyone black just to piss me off! First I got me van ruined by some fags, now you make mah eyes bleed?! Imma leave right the fuck now!" Toby Queef yelled as he ran out into the woods, no one missing him, or hell, even noticing he was gone.
"And one last thing." Chris said. "I will give you guys one syringe for each team to collect the blood of a super racist fellow, which even the smallest drop of would rid all that horrible melanin from your body for good! A-And I also recommend that Bea, Dee Jay, Nichelle and Sanders don't use it, f-for obvious reasons."
He then handed over the syringes to the three teams as they went to the dimension machines.
The dimension machines are a simple, plain white square with a door in the front.
The first team to enter it were Team Rose, minus Toby Queef.
"Uh, guys, shouldn't we stop for Toby Queef to come with us?" Banban asked.
"He's been surprisingly unaffected by the thing that caused everyone to turn black." Sanders answered. "And I'd rather not interact with him as much as possible."
Toby Queef's van was covered head to wheel in cheese from a funny prank the cheese cult made to appease their lord and savior. Queef was quite pissed at that, to say the least.
He entered the van, started the engine and began driving it.
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Confessional: Toby Queef
Queef: If those cheese lovin' faggots think they can ruin mah truck, well, I'mma be ruinin' their vaginas in return!
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Team Pee Pee were now in the machine, which, like the outside, had absolutely nothing on the inside outside of a device that let them travel to whatever universe they wanted so long as they inputted the universe's number, which would be available from the database installed in the device, or, just press the "random" number doing what exactly you think it does.
"Ok, where the hell do we go?" Johnny asked. "I don't wanna look like a nigger for the rest of my life, cuz I'm too awesome to get racially profiled."
That casual use of the n-word, let alone the hard r variant, shocked his teammates.
"Johnny, that's not nice!" Leafy complained. "You can't say that word!"
"Pfft, woman, you do realize black people can say the n word however they want, right? Sure, it's hypocritical as all hell and tempting fate at it's finest, but I don't make the rules."
Leafy came to a realization. "Wait, really?! Ok then! Heya my niggas, wanna go win the challenge?"
Cabby elected to ignore the two n word users and took out one of her files. "According to excerpts from history books in my file, the most vile, racist man who ever lived was one Adolf Hitler, the leader of Nazi Germani from 1933 to 1945. It would be a good idea to travel to a universe in which he is still alive."
"Hitler, huh?" Johnny remarked whilst he had his hands on the back of his head. "I really wanna hit his balls, that'd feel good, and some good ol' publicity for my adoring fans as well!"
Brody decided to join in. "Yeah bro! Normally I'm against killing but Hitler's not a bro, so let's go kill Hitler!"
That last part offended Johnny. "Bro? I-I'm not your fucking bro kid! A-And don't you think your stupid ass can steal my thunder!
Brody was confused at Johnny's sudden aggression towards him, and he responded with a simple "Ok?".
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Confessional: Brody
Brody: D-Did I do something wrong? I dunno, but I really don't want someone to hate me, man!
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Confessional: Johnny Cage
Johnny: Candy ass punk wants to take away my spotlight, what else is new?
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Team Cocoa was once again following Mr. Cheese's orders.
"Awright team cheese, wet's go to the multiverse!" He says. "Anyone got any ideas on where to go?"
"Any universe with Trump in it should be enough!" Homer said.
Nick surprisingly agreed. "For once, Homer says something logical."
"The American Healthcare System is not bad!"
"Nevermind."
Pillow however, completely ignored all that and decided to set the destination herself. She said a little "Oops!" as if she didn't intend for that to happen.
"Seriously Pillow?" Player asked, annoyed by her stupidity.
Sonic decided to lighten up the mood. "Pillow, I honestly don't care where you'll send me so long as it's not that universe where I have bandages."
As the machine began to travel through the multiverse, Toby Queef rapidly approached it with his van yelling "YEEHAW!" as this caused him to be transported alongside Team Cocoa.
Meanwhile, with Team Rose...
"Guys, can we go to the Johnny Test universe?!" Banban begged. "I always got picked on by my fellow Indie Horror friends for liking it, a-and it has some super smart scientist girls that can hopefully rid us of all this melanin!"
Everyone laughed.
"F-Fine! You assholes can suck on this!" Banban then presses the "random" button to send them to a random dimension.
Team Pee Pee had arrived in the universe that is exactly the same as ours except people pee with their pants on. Currently on 1945, a little bit before Hitler commited suicide, and conviniently, they just so happened to be in his bunker.
The first one to leave the square shaped machine was Brody.
"Wow! Never thought I'd see how the 20th century was in action! This looks sadder than the time I got kicked in the nuts by a woodpecker!"
Cabby was the next one to come by. "I agree with that Brody. Even the dark and desolate Indefinite Island wasn't as lonely."
As the rest of the team came out of the machine, a certain infamous figure walked by. He had a very unique looking dark haired moustache that no one this day and age will wear unless they hate jews, he wore a brown haired uniform with a nazi headband, and had the haircut an edgelord would have.
"I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE FOURTH REICH!" Yelled Hitler.
Adolf Hitler-Commander Of The Fourth Reich
"LITTLE KNOWN FACT: ALSO DOPE ON THE-" Before Hitler could finish his sentence, Johnny kicked him in the balls super hard, causing him to groan in pain and fall to the ground.
"Awesome. Now let's collect Hitler's nazi blood so we can become white again!" Johnny proclaimed.
Gumshoe took out the syringe. "That sound just as weird with context as it is without, pal."
But before they could extract his blood, a bunch of nazi soldiers burst in, ready to protect their leader.
"Diese Nigger versuchen, den Führer zu töten, hinter ihnen her!" Yelled one of the soldiers as they aimed their guns at Team Pee Pee.
"Crap, we gotta go guys!" Yelled Brody.
"Hey! Stop stealing my spotlight!" Johnny complained on the way out.
The team quickly got back in the machine and pushed the random button to quickly escape to another universe.
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Confessional: Leafy
Leafy: Maybe if they were nicer with those guys we could have easily gotten that funny moustache man's blood with ease! He doesn't look like someone who could cause trouble!
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Team Cocoa had arrived in the homeland of Pillow and Leafy, better known as Goiky, a paradise populated mostly populated by living objects. At the moment they arrived, a nickel, a piece of wood, a bomb and a glass bottle were playing poker on the grass.
Nickel-The Inconsistent Character (BFDI/Inanimate Insanity, it's complicated)
Woody-The Scaredy Cat (BFDI)
Bomby-The Explosive One (BFDI)
Bottle-The Optimist (BFDI)
"Wow Nickel, you're really good at this!" The bottle congratulated her fellow object.
But the nickel was instead confused. "Uh, Bottle, you do realize you're my opponent, right?"
"So what? Anyone winning would make me happy!"
"Whatever floats your bubble." Bomby, who was eating a banana, said. "And I don't mean that bubble."
The dimensional machine then materialized into existence in front of the four objects, confusing them.
"Guys, what's that supposed to be?" Bomby asked.
"No idea but it's already scared poor Woody!" Nickel said as he pointed to Woody, who was screaming like crazy.
The members of the team got out of the square and the objects were weirded out by them. Except Bottle, she really didn't care.
"Wow guys, what are you supposed to be? Some kind of distant relatives to the David species who don't look ugly for once?" Nickel wondered.
Nick was the one to answer for his team. "Mate, no idea what Davids are. We're here because we're on a reality show and our challenge revolves around traveling to different universes to fix a certain problem. We won't be here for long so you shouldn't be bothered much."
"A reality show? Cool! A lot of the folks down in Goiky have competed in one called Battle For Dream Island! It was a pretty fun one when I wasn't blown apart!" Bomby said to them. "And why Goiky of all places?"
"I don't know. Ask her about it." Ash said as he pointed towards Pillow, who casually walked by in her usual blank expression, which was enough to scare most the objects.
"Holy guacamole with a side of ravioli! It's Pillow guys! RUN!" Nickel yelled in fear as he, Bomby and Woody fled the scene.
Bottle was still there though. "Oh hey Pillow, how've you been doing post-TPOT?" She said with a smile, not caring about anything.
Pillow's team was quite confused. "Pillow, what was that about?" Player asked her.
"Oh, that? People are just mean kid. Nothing weird at all."
"You guys think they'll elect me president here?" Connor asked out of nowhere, to which everyone responded with a "No!" all at once.
Toby Queef's van was also there, but he fell asleep and no one noticed it. Don't think I'd forget about it.
Team Rose arrived in a small recording room, where a youtuber was recording for his newest video.
Pewdiepie-The Previous #1 Most Subscribed Youtuber (Youtube)
"How's it goin' bros my name is Pewdiepie, here with another video!" Pewdiepie said, putting a particular focus on the last word, as he started his video, before getting knocked out in the head by Nichelle's fist very quickly.
"Hah! Always wanted to do that! Serves him right for giving one of my movies a bad review!"
Most of Team Rose glared harshly at Nichelle for that statement without her noticing. But regardless, she pulled oout her syringe and got some of Pewdiepie's blood in it and testing it on Banban, whose skin was still dark and his lips were still like Samuel Jackson's.
"See? I knew Pewdiepie wasn't a nazi! Take that liberals!" Banban bragged as he did a cringe dab to celebrate this new discovery.
Boba Fett was just bewildered. "I have no idea what you are saying, and honestly, I don't want to know."
They then all left for another universe like nothing happened.
Team Cocoa went to a hotel that was nearby, by far the biggest building in the area they were in. At the entrance, there were several object beings doing whatever the hell they felt like doing, such as a marker playing with dirt or a small cloud hoarding a crap ton of trash all to himself.
Homer saw a donut character and immediately lost his mind. "D-Doughnut?! And a giant one no less?! Come to papa!"
He then ran after that donut. "Get away from me you monster!" He yelled whilst trying to hide from the gluttonous (temporarily) black man intent on eating him alive.
Meanwhile, Connor was doing what you'd expect him to do. "Um, sir. My name is Connor Roy, eldest son of Waystar Royco's founder, proud libertarian. My policies include no jacking off, no eating food people, no turning others black against their will, and no taxes if you are me. Are you interested in my proposed presidential campaign for the land of Goiky?"
The giant sponge that Connor was speaking to couldn't give much of a response other than a simple "Uhhhhhhh?".
Spongy-The Sponge (BFDI)
Nick and Player were both looking at Connor's desperate attempts at a campaign with nothing but scorn.
"Such a sad, strange little man." Nick remarked. "Just pathetic."
Player tried to defend him. "I honestly just feel bad for him. And at least he's not one of those blind Mr. Cheese followers.
"Speaking of Mr. Cheese..." Nick began whispering to Player. "I think it's high time we get him out."
Player was surprised to hear that, and quickly whispered back. "R-Really? You're with me?! B-But how can we?"
"There's only 9 of us. Connor and Ash seem like the type who'd vote for that cunt without too much convincing, and Sonic isn't really a "fan" of him, so, if none of them bail on us, we can safely vote him off."
"Ok, that sounds good. We'll talk to them later I guess."
Sonic then ran to those two with his super speed. "Did somebody say somethin' about voting off Mr. Cheese?"
Both of the two whispered "SSSHH!" at him to not say it out loud, but it was for naught as the cheese-head himself heard that.
"Y-You guys want to...vote me off?" Mr. Cheese said, shedding a (fake) tear. "That awso means, you don't wike Mr. Cheese?!"
"What you didn't already know that?" Player asked.
Homer and Pillow came in, shocked by what they just heard.
"Are you ungrateful of his majestic presence?!" Homer yelled at the three for their plan, so much so they could all feel his saliva all over their body. He then grabbed Player. "REMOVE THE HATER!" He yelled again as he chucked Player out the window.
"And if you don't wanna end up like gamer boy outside, I suggest you don't disrespect our dear leader ever again." Pillow said to them as she left their vicinity.
Nick gulped in response.
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Confessional: Pillow
Pillow: For the record, I don't care about Mr. Cheese that much, but since I'm not a dum dum like Player and the other chimps, I figured pretending to do so is my best possible strategy. When I kill that guy, I'll eat him to see if he really is made of cheese.
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: Good to see my fans are taking a stand against buwwies wike Pwayer, their guwwible minds doing all the work for me.
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Confessional: Sonic The Hedgehog
Sonic: Man, I sure regret missing out on all this drama, cuz it sure is juicy!
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Pillow came back to the two cheese haters to tell them shit. "Hey future victims-I mean guys. I met up with the genius Golf Ball, and she told me that curing the ebola is gonna take weeks to cure!"
"Well great, now we're just screwed." Sonic remarked.
Pillow however, wasn't ready to give up. "Relax, I've got an idea!"
Nick did the Dwayne Johnson eyebrow thing. "You do?"
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Confessional: Pillow
Pillow: I've got no idea!
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Team Pee Pee's random universe selection sent them to a desolated jungle area. That's it. What, did you expect me to wax like a fucking poet about a generic as hell jungle?
Johnny exited the machine first. "Welp, this place looks like it has 100% less Nazis but maybe also 10% more african warlords."
Brody came out as well. "And 100% more-wait, what exactly am I supposed to say?"
"That you're a fucking loser." Johnny bluntly told him. "Let's just get this shit over with."
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Confessional: Brody
Brody: Yo, again, what did I do wrong?!
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Suddenly, Team Pee Pee was approached by two cartoon monkeys. One was a gorilla with a red tie, and the other was a chimp with a red cap.
"DK, who the heck are these people?" The chimp asked the gorilla.
"I don't know Diddy, but since they're not reptiles, I say we welcome them with open arms. Name's Donkey Kong, future ruler of this here Kongo Bongo Island, and he is my pal Diddy Kong, also my nephew, no idea who his dad is by the way." The gorilla now known as DK explained.
"Uh, DK, don't you think tellin' these strangers all this stuff about us is, y'know, kinda not a good idea?"
"Since when has that ever backfired on me?"
"Fair point."
Donkey Kong-The Dumbass (Donkey Kong Country cartoon)
Diddy Kong-The Dumbass's Cousin (Donkey Kong Country cartoon)
The niggas on Team Penis were confused as to how this convo transpired between the two monkeys without any of them even speaking a single word.
"Should we question this or what?" Cabby whispered.
"Of course not! Being nice is more important than anything else, so we should kindly ask these nice people to help us!" Leafy yelled super loud in contrast, causing the two monkeys to hear her quite well.
"Ok." Diddy muttered. "What do you guys need from us?"
"Oh, it's quite simple. All we need is-" Before Cabby could finish, she was rudely interrupted by Plankton.
"We've been turned black against our will and need to find a way back to our caucascian bodies!" He explained in a blunt way.
"That doesn't sound too bad." DK said. "But whatever, we'll use the Crystal Coconut for that, it allows you to do whatever the heck you want."
"DK! You can't just reveal that! What if these guys are evil and stuff?"
"They ain't , so who cares?"
"Agreed."
"Ayo, what the shit?!" Jeffy complained. "People don't talk like that! Is the author trying to rush this shit out like Sonic 06?"
Yeah, but that's beside the point. Now onto Team Bea, Dee Jay, Banban, Nichelle and Boba Fett's segment!
Team Rose arrived in a shitty recording studio.
"Alrighty, since the author is tired of writing this chapter, let us go over there for the sake of plot!" Banban said as he pointed to the right.
"Does anyone know whatever retarded language this nigga's usin'?" Nichelle snarkly asked.
Bea decided to do a little trolling. "The same one you're using right now."
"Why you little-"
"Can you two knock it off? We're in the middle of a challenge, save the bickering for later." Boba Fett said as he pointed his blasters at the two of them.
Then suddenly they are interrupted by a short asian man.
"Oh herro! My name is DJ Not Nice! You may know me from my hit singres such as "Ima Korean", "We're Arr Asian", "Herro", and most especiarry "Ching Chang Chong 1 and 2"!"
Dj Not Nice-The Asian Singer (Rucka Rucka Ali)
Everyone was confused on who was this fucking guy.
"Ok mon, no idea what your deal is." Dee Jay responded. "Can you simply help my teammates to not be black anymore? Not me though, or the blonde black girl, or the barefoot girl, or the freckled girl."
"Oh sure! So rong as you assist me in my evir pran!"
"I don't care at all at this point, what is your evil plan exactly?" Boba Fett nonchalantly asked.
"Oh simpre! Remme terr ya a song 'bout it!"
DJ Not Nice then began playing a song on Spotify.
Bridge]
Oh herro
My Name is DJ Not Nice
I'm here to end the hate and bring peace between
All the asian race
I mean Korea and chinese
We're really the same
We look the same right?
We eat with chopstick?
[PART 1]
My Eyes rook rike
I'm mad cause someone store my eggrorr
I'm sad cause my dad
Died fighting for his country's butthore
He tord me
"Son who cares what coror is you skin"
We're arr Asian
Some guy rook rike Asians but they're just mexican
(Oh Ok)
I pray that one day
The whore worrd wirr be oriental
I pray videogames
I finarry beat the 2nd rever
Stand in the center and jump on the boss's head
And now He's dead
(Oh very good, ret's pray again)
You might also like
4 My Nuckas
Rucka Rucka Ali
Eff Australia
Rucka Rucka Ali
I'm Osama
Rucka Rucka Ali
[HOOK 1]
The Firipino race
And the chinese can arr be friends
Cause we're arr asians
Fuck whoever's not
When China gets the bomb
The whore world's eyes wirr be sranted rike ours
Cause if you're not asian
Suck my yerrow cock
(Ret's watch some BBC News
Oh, they're tarking about ME, coor)
[PART 2]
The kids in Bournemouth
Made fun of someone cause he's asian
The principar said "DJ Not Nice Is probabry racist"
(Aw thanks, you're probabry gay with AIDS)
You know Confucius say if the shoe fits
(Stear it from payress and give it to your kids
For christmas)
Herro herro come in my store
Thank you, come again
I wourd rike white and brack peopre
If they were asian
So when your teacher shows
My video to your speciar ed class
Prease no one raugh
[HOOK 2]
The Firipino race
(The Firipine is a prace)
Knows much more things than the jews and gays
So if you go on vacation
Don't go near china
(You must stand outside City Warr)
The japanese are fine
(And taiwanese tastes nice)
But Hawaiians are crossing the rine
Cause if they're not asian
They can
Suck my rittle cock
(I wirr Ninja kick you in the nut)
[Bridge]
White peopre suck
(And jews eat chinese food too much)
Brack peopre stear your stuff
(We wirr kirr everyone but us)
Cause if you're not asian
Then you're probabry white or brack
(Or Puerto Rican or Iraqi)
[HOOK 3]
So you see my friends
(I hope you rearned something today)
From the song that I sing and my crear message
(Nucrear hehe)
That if you're not asian
(From Beijing)
Won't be rong tirr you're gone
(So you can suck on my ding dong)
Cause China's buirding a bomb
(With a rittle herp from Kim Jung)
With the money we made from the song
"Ching Chang Chong"
I suggest you get facerift
And take some Kung Fu Fight Ressons
(So we might think they're viet cong)
Yeahh Ninja ..
"Ok, can anyone translate this man's alien language?" Boba Fett asked, confused.
"Sure thing bud!" Banban replied. "He wants to genocide all the non asians."
"Well if that's the case." Dee Jay begins to say. "Bea, use High Jump Kick or whatever that move of yours is called mon."
Bea then does a "HAYAH!" as she kick DJ Not Nice in the nuts. She then says: "Well this was a waste of time."
"Agreed." Banban says. "Let's go kick the shit out of TheQuartering instead, dude is very much a racist shitbag!"
Team Cocoa went to a nearby house because Pillow told them it housed a racist person.
"Trust me guys. Yellow Face hates purple people, why do you guys think he wouldn't say the n word with a hard r? He's even named after the practice of white people playing asians in movie!" Pillow explains to them.
"I don't, like, care. I just wanna like, finish the, like, challenge!" LSP said as she looked at her phone.
"We can tell your highness, we can tell." Nick remarked.
Pillow then knocked on the door. "Yellow Face! It's me, Pillow! Me and my pals want you for something that doesn't involve ads!"
"Ah, okay then." Yellow Face said from behind the door as he opened it. He was a poorly drawn circle with a smiley face.
Yellow Face-The Ad Maker (BFDI)
He looked at the black people in his sight with disgust. "Grrr, disgusting black creatures! Get out of my sight!" He then slammed the door in Pillow's face.
"So yeah, that didn't work." Player said. "We're screwed."
Pillow then had an idea. "Don't be such a downer Player! I've got an idea! According to my own research, if you slay a dragon, any misplaced melanin will disintegrate into nothingness, because one's black skin means fluff all when you killed a freakin dragon!"
"That sounds like some conspiracy shit dad used to tell me when we sat there, bored in his private jet." Connor admitted. "Just with a lot more pedophilia and transsexual stuff, and a bit of racism for good measure, which is sort of ironic now."
Nick agreed with that notion "Yup, sounds exactly like pseudo science from an Anti-Vax Facebook group."
"B-But Mr. Cheese thinks Piwwow is right! Ergo, we do exactwy what she says!" You-know-who said.
"Yeah! I agree!" Homer retardedly said. "Anything Mr. Cheese said is automatically the best way to do it!"
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Confessional: Player
Player: Blind sheep.
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In a barely lit, completely dirty basement a morbidly obese, bearded douchebag was thinking of what to upload next to own the libs.
"Hmmm, which should I go for, a video telling people to vote Trump for the 2024 elections, or a video on how woke this random franchise I don't give a shit about has gotten? Hard to choose."
The Quartering-The Anti Woke Youtuber Who Pissed In His Basement Once
Team Rose's dimensional machine had spawned in his basement and they got out pretty quickly. "What the shit? Did the liberals from the future decided to take over the past as well or what?" He loudly wondered.
He then saw the 10 black people in his room and started clutching his chest. He then let out a massive scream as he fell on the floor and had a massive heart attack and died.
"See? Told ya guys he was the perfect target!" Banban declared. "Now let's get this melanin off me!"
Team Pee Pee were walking with Donkey and Diddy Kong to some place they didn't know.
"So, if you two don't mind me asking, where exactly are we going?" Cabby asked DK.
"Oh that? Simple, we're going to the temple of Inka Dinka Doo! That's where the Crystal Coconut is!"
"Still don't think you should reveal all that DK." Diddy mutters.
"Yo, shut the fuck up asshole!" Jeffy said. "I don't wanna get my butthole raped by police because I was passing by, so stop your dumb fucking yapping and deal with this shit!"
Ignoring all that, Plankton went to Cordelia and Rottytops, and whispered something to them. "Hey girls. If you want to make it far in this game, you need numbers, so I thought, "hey, it sure would be great to have an ally", so, want an alliance?"
"I'll think about it sir." Cordelia said.
Meanwhile, Rottytops was more accepting. "Count me in. Anything to get rid of whoever the heck I want. Cords, you should join in too if you don't wanna miss out on that!"
"Sure. I suppose."
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: Great! First allies on my team! Hopefully Boba's makin' sure to collect some of his own at Team Rose, so we can control this game quicker!
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Confessional: Rottytops
Rottytops: Is Plankton bad news? Probably. Do I care one bit? Nope! Teeehee!
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Confessional: Cordelia
Cordelia: An alliance is always helpful no matter what context. So long as they don't try something dirty, I'll make sure to have their loyalty as much as possible.
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Toby Queef had finally woken up. "Huh? What the blazin' fuck shit is goin' on here? Whatever, Imma go kick some black people ass with mah truck!"
He then started up his engine, yelled "YEEEEEEEEHAW!" and began going 60 KM/H, breaking Team Cocoa's dimensional machine in half by running into it.
At the temple of Inka Dinka Doo, Cabby was observing the Crystal Coconut in her hands, also making sure to clean it using a utensil she had in one of her file cabinets. "So this Crystal Coconut is able to do whatever the one who's holding it pleases, correct?"
"Yup. Pretty much. That's why villainous scoundrels like King K. Rool and Kaptain Skurvy want it so bad. If they get their grubby little hands on it, who knows what sort of untold destruction they could do?" DK explained.
"If that's the case, this item should probably be hidden in a safer spot." Cabby said to him.
"Eh, it really doesn't matter much. Those guys are complete non threats anyway."
"HEY! Who says I am a non threat!" Yelled someone from a distance. "I shall not take such appaling disrespect! Kremlings, ATTACK!"
Out of the temple came in a bunch of humanoid crocodiles aiming their guns at everyone. They were all lead by a fat crocodile wearing a crown.
"Who are these not nice people?" Leafy asked.
"A bunch of Deviantart scally fetish OCs!" Jeffy responded.
"You fools! I'm not whatever strange creatures you accuse me of being! I'm the great King K. Rool! Leader of the Kremlings and Donkey Kong's arch nemesis!"
King K. Rool-Professional Badguy (Donkey Kong Country)
"See DK? I knew there would be trouble!" Diddy jumped up to say this. "You never listen to me!"
"P-Please don't kill us pal! W-We're not here to to ruin your plans!" Gumshoe yelled as he got on his knees and begged.
"Kill you? What kind of sick monster would do such a thing?!" K. Rool replied, horrified by the thought of actually killing someone.
Meanwhile, Jeffy payed no attention, and decided to use the Crystal Coconut.
"Oh Crystal Titty gimme some Deviantart scally fetish OC!"
The Crystal Coconut then showed a picture of King K. Rool.
"INFLATION?!" DK yelled. "You have the power of God at your fingertips, and you chose to watch INFLATION?! What the hell is wrong wth you?!"
"Nah, that was a fucking joke. Crystal Titty, send us to our white cube!"
The Crystal Coconut then teleported the team back to the dimensional machine, confusing the fuck out everyone left.
"Huh, now that I think about it, why don't I just use the Coconut's supreme power to prevent Donkey Kong and his allies from taking it back? Am I stupid?" wondered.
DK also wondered. "Hey! They took the Crystal Coconut!"
Team Cocoa was listening to Pillow's Qanon level of a logical idea, for some reason, and saw a strange creature along the way to the dragon.
"Uh guys, what is that thing?" Player asked his team in confusion. "It looks like...Leafy, but, red, and with some scary pupils."
That creature was exactly as Player described. It didn't move at all, just stared at them with it's big, strangely more realistic pupils than the other characters in the BFDI world.
Evil Leafy-The Evil One (BFDI), also no relation to the actual Leafy
"Eh, it looks like a clone, nothing too scary." Sonic brushed off, prompting everyone to just ignore the creature.
That is, until the creature teleported just slightly further to them. This caused everyone to be silent for a moment, until she teleported again, which got them to run.
Everyone ran off as fast as they could from the creature, with it starting to teleport faster and faster, to the point where running wasn't really doing much.
Until, some shit happened.
"TIME TO DIE NIGGERS!" Yelled Toby Queef as he tried to run over Team Cocoa, who all jumped to the right or left to avoid him, and when he got into contact with the creature, it vored him and his truck whole.
Everyone on Team Cocoa just ran off and pretended nothing happened.
Team Pee Pee had arrived in the universe of the fanfiction Total Drama Infinite 3, which you can read on this very website by the way, at the insistence of Gumshoe.
"You sure this is a good idea Gumshoe?" Cordelia asked him.
"Absolutely. Mr. Edgeworth always knows his stuff!"
"Why can't we just use the Crystal thingy to change races back?" Brody asks.
"Because Jeffy doesn't want us to use it." Johnny responded. "Prick, both him and you."
"Excuse me, what is this entourage supposed to be?" Asked a black haired man in a red suit.
Miles Edgeworth-The Chief Prosecutor (Ace Attorney)
"M-Mr. Edgeworth sir! So nice to see you again pal!" Gumshoe greeted him.
"D-Detective Gumshoe? What's this supposed to be? A netflix reboot?" Edgeworth asked them.
"We're competing on another multiversal Total Drama season and a challenge involves us turning black for some reason and our challenge is to turn white again. Gumshoe here thought you'd have a good solution so we went to this universe. Sounds pretty simple to me." Johnny explained in a crazy amount of detail.
"Ok. Got it. Not the weirdest thing I've heard of surprisingly. I've got a little solution." Edgeworth then points to a big titty scientist lady. "She can help you. Now don't talk to me ever again, please."
Cabby decided to congratulate Gumshoe. "Once again, the detective saves the day! Good job on that."
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Confessional: Dick Gumshoe
Gumshoe: Sweet!
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And finally, Team Cocoa got to the dragon's den.
"So where's the dragon?" Connor asked.
"Look, over there!" Pillow pointed to a large, green dragon with a sprout on it's head. "Wait, that's not the regular dragon!"
The dragon then spit out some flames and the team avoided it, Sonic then simply spin dashed into it, causing the dragon to shrink like Super Mario into someone who Player and Mr. Cheese recognized.
"S-Stoner?" They both said simultaneously.
The one known as Stoner got up on his feet and did a peace sign. He was an amogus crewmate, dark green in color, with a sprout on his head for reasons you should know by now.
Stoner-The Stoner (Among Us Logic)
"Hey guys! That cool dude instructed me to act as a little obstacle for this challenge!" Stoner said.
"And how the hell were you a dragon?!" Nick asked, confused as all hell.
"Oh, I used an among us mod to do that, remember episode 22 Player? The one where your own little sister killed you when you least expected it?"
"Don't remind me of that."
"Also, fun fact: I'm competing in an alternate universe version of this show! There's like 50 others, and I survived the first elimination! Pretty cool right?"
"It sure is Stoner!" Mr. Cheese admitted. "But not as cool as Mr. Cheese, who has made it to a fifth of the way through!"
"Can you have a single conversation with someone that doesn't involve boosting your own ego?" Asked Nick, who got looks from the Cheese head's followers. "N-Never mind that!"
LSP's phone suddenly rang. "Attention Team Cocoa!" Chris's voice was heard. "Both Team Rose and Team Pee Pee have found ways to remove all the extra melanin they had, meaning you guys have lost for the fourth time!"
Naturally, the whole team groaned in frustration.
"Oh, and one more thing. Since apparently, Toby Queef destroyed your machine, and I'm too lazy to get you guys out now, you're basically gonna be stranded on Goiky for a while. So, you've gotta do the elimination yourselves!"
Everyone groaned again. "This is so dumb!" Ash protested.
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Confessional: Nick
Nick: OK, time to put my plan into action.
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Confessional: Pillow
Pillow: Man, I was really hoping the dragon would just slaughter my entire team! But, I suppose that'll never happen.
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It was now night in Goiky, and Team Cocoa had a TV to use so that Chris could see who would be getting eliminated.
TV-The TV (BFDI)
"Alright, who do you wanna vote off?" Asked Gordman. "Both me and the author are tired of this shit, so make it quick."
"Quicker than Sonic in bed!" Swag added, causing Sonic to snicker.
"I vote for Mr. Cheese." Nick plainly said, shocking the man himself.
"Seriouswy Nick? Did ya reawwy think I'd wet ya get away with that?!" Mr. Cheese asked him. "Cheese heads, get him out!"
"Nick." Homer said.
"Nick." LSP said.
"Nick." Pillow said.
"Nick I suppose. I-I mean, I don't want to anger Mr. Cheese any further." Ash reluctantly said.
"Pillo-I mean Nick." Connor said.
"Yup. That's a majority Nick. He's out." Gordman declared with little fanfare. "That was anti climactic."
Nick was shocked and angry, to say the least. "Wha-WHAT?! C-Connor, A-Ash, HOW COULD YOU?! YOU COULD'VE VOTED THAT BLOODY CHEESEHEAD OFF, BUT NO, YOU JUST HAD TO CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE RIGHT FUCKING NOW! NOW HE IS GOING TO CONTROL THE GAME! ITS FUCKING FIORE ALL OVER AGAIN!". He then starts to regain his composure. "Fine. How you two are proud of yourselves. Don't even bother rescuing me, I'll stay here."
"Wow. Sore fucking loser am I right?" Swag said.
We then cut to Chris in his universe.
"Well that was a rush job. Will Mr. Cheese still control the team? Will Johnny stop being an asshole to Brody for no reason? And will the next episode actually be good this time? Find this out and more on
Total!
Drama!
Multiversal!
Madness!"
We see a scene where Toby Queef unvores himself from Evil Leafy with his van. "FUCK YEAH! BFDIA 5b IS THE WORST FUCKIN' VIDEOGAME EVER!"
Yeah, you can kind of tell I rushed it at the end.
I actually had to cut 3 segments.
-first was a Johnny Test segment with Team Rose. They would've met the Test sisters and then Bing Bing Boy would've attacked and cried like a bitch when Banban calls him adopted. Cut because I couldn't find a way to end it well.
-second was another Team Rose segment based on the tiktok TD AU called Island Of The Slaughtered. Cut for lack of ideas.
-third was a whole ass segment between the Evil Leafy scene and the Dragon scene that was based off the Just Not song segment from BFDI: TPOT 6 which would've made a smoother transition. There would've been a joke about the narrator trying to get the team to shoot themselves and Homer nearly would've done it.
We also had 2 TD crossover cameos. One for Memeking The Third's Infinite 3 and Luckyhill's Total Drama Multiverse, both only at the first elimination.
Would be really cool if this had a TV Tropes article.
Ciao!