We back boyz for another chapter.
OG_Plush: Total coincidence.
Luckyhill: Yeah, he didn't deserve it at all.
HaplessGaming: Cool.
Episode 11: Disfigured Camp
"Last time on Total Drama Multiversal Madness!
We had a super boring challenge where people climbed some fuckin' stairs and nothing else!
Ok, maybe not nothing else, as we did have Johnny fuck Brody up so bad the guy is pretty much braindead now! Then we also murdered Johnny right afterwards and replaced him with a duplicate; hopefully no one ever talks about that ever!
We also had Banban do a retarded move by getting out one of Plankton's allies and then also revealing the whole alliance to everyone for no reason!
We're down with a third of the season, which is more than I can say for most other stories!
Will we get cancelled here, or will we go on? Find out now on
Total!
Drama!
Multiversal!
MADNESS!"
We start the episode with a little discussion around the island.
During the middle of the night, Cabby gathers around Gumshoe, Ashley & Leafy near their cabin for some talk.
"Gosh, can you let us sleep for a sec Cabs?" Leafy groaned before realizing how rude that sounded. "I-I mean, HEY CABBY, WHAT DO YA WANNA TALK ABOUT?!"
"Keep the volume up and you might sound more like an actual woman." Ashley remarked.
"Now everyone, I've gathered you guys here for one reason, and that one is about what we've learned today about Plankton's alliance."
"What's so bad about that? I made an alliance with Pin back in BFDI, and that wasn't mean enough for the viewers to vote me out!" Leafy said.
Cabby elected to ignore her words. "Anyways, since we already know that there's at least 1 alliance at play, and an inter-team one at that, I say we stop slacking off in terms of gameplay and actually start playing it by forming our own. If we do so, we'll be much closer to winning the billion dollar prize than ever before!"
"Sounds good to me pal. I've learned enough about war to know that an alliance is more effective than no alliance!" Gumshoe said.
"BUT WAR IS MEAN!" Leafy complained.
"You know what else is mean? Not shutting the hell up." Ashley mocked the leaf.
"I would hereby request you both stop arguing. We're not going to make a good alliance by constant fights."
"Fine." Leafy reluctantly said.
"If you say so." Ashley says as well.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: The only one here who I can trust 100% is Gumshoe. The the other 2, well, while I can't be certain they'll betray me, I'm still not exactly sure how trustworthy they are. Have had enough experience on these types of shows to know not to blindly trust others.
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It was a regular morning for Team Cocoa. They were talking about the most random stuff you can think of.
"Alright cheese heads, today, we're going to talk about how great Mr. Cheese is for the hundredth time!
"Do you have anything else to talk about besides yourself?" Player bluntly asked.
"I do! Like how much of a loser you are!"
"Actually, you can go back to bragging again."
"Ooh what's that? Did I just offend you? Get owned snowflake!" Mr. Cheese said as he dabbed cringily.
"WOOO! Common Mr. Cheese W!" Homer yelled in excitement.
"You know what? Forget it, I'll go outside, get some fresh air." Player said as he simply left the cabin.
Right after Player left LSP burst into the cabin and attempted to do a Fortnite dance horribly.
"Yah baby! Today's my birthday! Anyone got any, like, birthday gifts for this here queen?!"
We then hear nothing but crickets as no one actually gives a shit.
"Oh please Miss P! I don't even know the month of my son's birthday, so how do you expect me to give a flying squirrel about yours?" Homer asked.
That caused LSP to suddenly stay silent.
"Yeah loser, don't try to steal Mr. Cheese's spotlight! Get outta here!"
We then cut to LSP getting kicked out of the cabin by force.
This caused her mood to sour and she quietly sat on a log, feeling lonely.
However, this didn't last long, as Connor came in and decided to sit with her.
"Connor, what are you, like, doing here?"
"Oh nothing, I just thought of giving you a few words of advice, since I know that feeling, of no one caring about you and all."
"What? I've got like a whole kingdom of people to care about, even if they are like the biggest morons I've ever seen!"
Connor ignored her comment and pulled out a bottle of beer. "Here, consider this a late birthday present."
"Ooh, thanks! My stupid parents never let me drink this kind of stuff! They're always like "Sweetie you're too young for this kind of drinks!" and I'm like SHUT UP mom I'm old enough to do whatever I want!"
Connor realized for a second something. "Now that I think about, how old are you?"
"16."
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Confessional: Connor Roy
Connor was banging his head on the wall after realizing he gave a kid alcohol.
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Plankton called on a meeting with Rottytops, his last remaining ally on his team, at the cliffside.
" 'K boss, I guess you're pretty mad that our alliance was exposed by that stupid devil guy?" She asked.
"Oh I'm not mad, I'm FURIOUS! If I didn't have the risk of losing an ally I would've kicked him so hard he wouldn't have walked again!"
Rottytops giggled. "Can I just say your smol ass is so adorable when you're mad? Cause it is."
"Whatever, I think we should talk about what to do now that we've got a big target on our back."
"Simply gettin' some more allies sounds good enough for me, we got like 7 choices, 2 is enough."
"It's a lot less when you think about for more than 2 seconds imbecile!"
"Wait, hold on a sec', lemme count: Mona is prolly too much in her emo phase right now to help us, Gumshoe is too much of a wuss so he's of no use, Leafy is annoying as all heck, Jeffy I just wanna gouge his pervy eyes out, and Cabby, well, I don't have much to say about Cabby 'cept she's fat."
"So that leaves us with..."
"...Witch gal & ego maniac actor."
"Well, I guess those two are enough. We could maybe convince someone else to throw their vote so we can at least have a chance at survival."
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: Honestly, this predicament isn't as bad as I expected! Sure we lost Cordelia, but I can still recover from that! Though I do gotta be warry of Banban in the future.
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Confessional: Rottytops
Rottytops: Fingers crossed Mr. Food will get rid of that puppet abomination once and for all!
She jumps up in excitement.
Rottytops: Ah, I'm so getting to the finals with that moron's alliance!
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"Everyone, CHALLENGE TIME!"
Chris's mere voice upset the entire cast as they'd been quite used to his obnoxious egomania by that point, and the brutal challenges that followed.
Though they still all reluctantly went to the usual challenge site to meet with him.
"Ok, today's challenge is somewhat of a twist on an old classic!"
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?" Nichelle asks him.
"132, to be exact. Anyway, this will basically be a simple night in the woods with your team, with one new addition: you will need to keep your campfire going the ENTIRE night, and if it ever runs out, I will send out my guys to hunt down and capture you all one by one."
As Chris said this, Swag and Guard Chris showed up with guns.
"Just those two? Should be easy enough." Johnny said with confidence.
"YOUDUMBBITCHHOWFUCKINDAREYOUSAYTHATTOMYFUCKINGFACEYOUFAGGOTYSMALLPINGASMAN!" Swag blurted out as he flailed around like a puppet.
"Kill me." Guard Chris said.
"Actually, there's one more guy I hired just for this challenge, in fact, he's the one who gave me this idea in the first place! Baldi, come on in!"
Out of nowhere the guy from the Baldi's Basics game came in.
Baldi-The Teacher (Baldi's Basics)
"Hi everyone, let's go camping! Oh, and hi there Banban!"
"No way, it's my Mascot Horror homie Baldi!" Banban excitedly remarks. "How you doing man?"
"Pretty good, thanks for asking!"
"Ok, Baldi here-"
"That's me!"
"Will hunt you as well, and he'll probably shove that ruler of his up your poop shoot or something, so try your best to keep the fire going and hide somewhere where he'll never find you when it goes out!"
"Wait, that's not fair. How the hell are we supposed to catch Sonic with how fast he is?" Guard Chris asked.
"Simple." Chris said before shooting Sonic's foot as he screamed out in pain. "There, solved that problem with ease."
Amy obviously went over to her crush to check up on him. "SONIC! A-Are you okay?!"
Sonic was still in pain, but was more concerned about her presence more than anything else. "I was until you went over to me!"
"Come on, I'm just worried is all!"
"Yeah Sonic, now you're just being a jerk to someone checking up on you, that's a bit of a dick move right?" Player told him.
"Whatever, you haven't seen half the stuff this girl has tried to do to get in my pants!"
"Since when were you wearing pants?" LSP asked.
"Figure of speech."
"Ok ok, Amy, go back to your team and you will all start heading towards the woods and preferably find a place to not only sleep for the night but also to have a way to make a camp fire."
"Well you heard Mr. McLean team, I say we head onwards towards the nearest forest." Boba Fett commanded his team, who all gave him stern looks.
"And why should we listen to you?" Bea bluntly asked him.
"Is it about the so called "alliance" Banban said I was in? It's quite obvious he was unstable and saying complete delusions. There wasn't any alliance between me, him or Plankton, he just assumed things."
"Nope, we're still in one!" Banban clarified.
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Confessional: Boba Fett
Boba Fett: The only reason why I didn't blast Banban to death right then and there is because he's the only one of my team who would actually vote with me right now, the second I gain the majority, he will be gone as quickly as possible.
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Confessional: Bea
Bea: With people having already made alliances before, I think it's best to make my own before they'll target me.
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Whilst Team Rose were walking though the woods, Banban was singing a song.
"[Verse 1]
Out here on my own, collecting wooden sticks
I've got a hunch I'll need a bunch, like maybe five or six...
Every stick I find will slow me down some more
It's bold but it'll boost my score
-Baldi: Great job!
A compass could be nice, I'd settle for a map
But all I've got's a foot that's caught in one of Baldi's traps!
It's A Bully: I want all those sticks!
I thought I'd try to run. Instead, he took them all but one
[Bridge 1]
Now the fire is slowly dying.. and I think I might follow suit
Out of breath but I can't stop trying...
...'cause I gotta sweep in pursuit!
[Chorus 1]
Keeping alive the fire, the pressure's on! The timer's ticking!
Watching the flames go higher!
Won't last for long... and Baldi will be after me again
-Cloudy Copter: (Blowing)
-Hey hey hey! Cut that out!
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[Verse 2]
Playtime had some sticks, but didn't want to share
My only hope was skipping rope
Who knew she had a spare?
Something moved nearby, that blowing thing was back
It left after a sweep attack
[Bridge 2]
But at least no one is here to accuse me of breaking rule after rule without end...
-Principal of the Thing: No breaking the fourth wall!
-Excuse me?
-1st Prize: I am coming to hug you, friend!
[Chorus 2]
Keeping alive the fire, no time to lose, 'cause Cloudy Copter's killing my makeshift pyre!
It won't be long, 'till Baldi will be after me again!
[Main Bridge]
Somewhere in the forest, there's a madman running toward us!
I can hear the fatal chorus of his slaps!
Slapping, slapping, slapping, all I hear is the bloody tapping!
As my sanity keeps snapping toward collapse!
Cuicas from the ether, splitting silence like a cleaver, growing louder like a fever in my head!
Cracking so foreboding, I can feel my wits eroding as my mind begins imploding from the dread!
[Chorus 3]
What would Baldi do, if fire's what he finds?
A bit of wood and paper should enlighten Baldi's mind!
Just a little spark! An itsy-bitsy flame!
[Ending]
Come on, got to go faster!
Run from the schoolmaster!
Come save me from this gaaaame!"
Naturally, everyone had to cover their ears in how awful he sung. Imagine his voice like if Justin Bieber came out as trans.
"Kill me." Sanders whined.
"Same, I feel all insecurity about my music's quality vanish completely when I hear him sing mon." Dee Jay added.
Team Cocoa managed to find a good camping spot in a cave nearby, with Ash & Pillow being the ones to grab some wood to start the campfire right outside of it.
Meanwhile, Sonic was clutching to his shot leg.
"Oh, fuck fuck fuck, it hurts so bad!"
Player & Homer tried helping him out.
"Ok ok, Homer, got anything we could treat Sonic with?"
"No."
Pillow then immediately stepped in with a saw. "I've got something! Don't worry, It'll only hurt a teeny tiny bit."
"Yeah, no thanks. I'd rather not have my leg amputated right now, thank you."
"Ungrateful prick." Pillow muttered as she threw the saw out of the cave.
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Confessional: Pillow
Pillow: Killing is no fun when you're supposed to do non-killing related challenges. But don't worry, I got a little plan for now.
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Team Pee Pee, being the largest team, was able to easily make their own camp quickly. They had already set up a campfire and used logs to create some "beds" for themselves.
"Well team, I think that with this setup, we can simply take turns in taking wood and be able to go through the whole night with the campfire always going!" Cabby declared.
"Yeah, so what, who gives a shit?" Mona asked, looking rather melancholic, to say the least. "We live in such a dark, cruel and irrational world, there's nothing to be happy about."
"Uh, Mona, are you-"
Leafy stopped Cabby from continuing. "It's no use Cabby, people like her are a lost cause."
"Woah, that's...really pessimistic pal, seriously, what the heck?" Gumshoe told her.
"There's no reason to be nice to people who are depressed, because they'll never give you validation for being nice!"
Cabby grabbed Leafy's hand and went over with her to somewhere more secluded. "Leafy, arguing like that with your alliance members is NOT the way to go. You should know that."
"C'mon Cabby, I'm just being honest!"
"Even if you are, you're still being rather judgemental to someone's mental health, which is not exactly something your "nice" image would be helped by."
Leafy proceeded to slap the file cabinet. "HEY! Don't you dare imply I'm not being nice! The very moment I mess up, everyone is gonna hate me, and it'll all be your fault!"
Leafy then left, confusing Cabby further. "Wha-What?"
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Confessional: Leafy
Leafy: Just going to say you, the viewer, is the greatest person EVER! U-Unless you're Jeffy, in which case, you're a bad boy!
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Jeffy was talking to Johnny.
"It's so unfair that the girls never want to touch my pee pee! I'm the nicest fucking guy ever and those bitches just don't care about that, no, they just want a hunky alpha male gigachad who beats the shit out of them instead! So can you help me with becoming one?"
"That, well, to be honest kid, you're kinda retarded. In fact, normally, I'd smack your ass all the way to Tennessee, but since you're asking for help from the Johnny Cage, I'm in."
Jeffy then proceeded to dance around. "YAY!"
"So, what's the first thing you wanna know about "Cage's Creative & Cool Compliments & Comradery to get Cunt?"
"What pronouns should I use to get pussy?"
"What the fuck?!"
Team Rose had literally nothing set up except a campfire, so they just sat on the ground with a bunch of tree branches.
"Everyone, remember to put some of the wood in the fire if it looks like it's starting to warm." Sanders said.
"Sure we will boss, sure we will." Banban said back.
"Why in the world should we trust you? You got someone out due to a petty grudge and revealed you also have an inter team alliance for crying out loud!" Amy complained.
"Hey, it's your fault for listening to me!"
"Guy, it was either that or having you yell at us for the rest of time. It was way harder of a decision than you think it was." Nichelle told him.
"Fine. Sorry for getting Cordelia out, but at least it was only a waifu bait character."
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Confessional: Amy Rose
Amy: Banban sucks, that's all I'm here to say.
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Bea grabbed both Dee Jay & Nichelle and whispered to them.
"Since we all happen to be on decent terms now, how does an official alliance sound like?"
"We've basically had an alliance since day 1, might as well start calling it that." Dee Jay responded.
"Uh, y-yeah, let's go girl!" Nichelle said, desperately trying to hide her crush.
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: More girl time with one of the few people who treats me like a person instead of either a punching bag or someone to worship is always nice.
She sighted before continuing to talk.
Nichelle: That and I'm in love with her, somehow. I'm not going back to Hollywood with that baggage, but honestly, I don't even care.
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Rottytops went over to Johnny and asked him something.
"Hey big guy, have I ever said you're real hot and cool?!"
"Ooh, a fan! That's cool, what do you want, a selfie or some shit?"
"Actually no. Wanna join me and Plankton's alliance?"
"Eh, why not? It's always good to have allies."
"YAPEEE!"
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Confessional: Rottytops
Rottytops: Well that was easy! I gotta admit, Johnny's a little handsome, too bad my type's mainly girls, more specifically, purple haired, cute belly dancer girls!
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Night had come by that point and all teams started their own fires.
At Team Rose, people were telling some scary stories for that camping mood.
"Ok guys, here's a true, terrifying story: One day, I was going to my local fast food store, I can't remember which except that a lot of fat folks were there. Anyway, I went over to the counter and asked for dino nuggets, but this DIPSHIT told me that I was "too old to order off the kids menu". Scary shit alright." Banban explained.
...
...
...
"Ok, how exactly is that scary?" Bea asked.
"I mean, have you ever been wrongfully denied something out of total discrimination against something you can't control?"
"That hits a little too close to home Banban." Dee Jay said. "And again, your story is not scary at all, sorry."
Boba Fett quickly muttered though his helmet "Idiot".
Jeffy was beating his diaper as usual when Johnny gave him so advice to get some bitches.
"Ok, first order of business in attracting women is to be the dominant one. Yell at them, smack them in the face, grab 'em by the pussy, they love that."
"That makes my pee pee get larger."
Plankton had overheard their conversation and was rather concerned at what Johnny said. "Uh, that sounds...rather misogynistic, to say the least. My wife wouldn't like it if I short circuited her for example."
"Hey, might as well tell the kid the truth on the matter." Johnny said.
"Um, ok. Hey detective, grab us some wood, the fire needs some!"
"Right on pal!" Gumshoe said as he left the vicinity.
Team Cocoa were relaxing in the cave as rain started to come outside of it.
Luckily, they had their campfire in the cave, so it was still burning.
"Wow, we're pretty lucky we didn't make the fire outside." Player said.
"I mean, we could've just had LSP hover over the fire." Connor says.
"Wha?" LSP wondered.
Pillow however, had other plans.
"Guys look, a dog!" She said as she pointed towards the other side.
"WHERE!" Everyone yelled in unison as they all turned around to not see Pillow blow out the campfire.
"There was no dog!" Homer said as he turned back and saw the fire not existing anymore. "AH!"
"I bet Player put the fire out!" Mr. Cheese accused.
"Are you actually serious?!" Player demanded to know.
"Yes I am loser!"
"Guys, guys, we should flee right?" Sonic asked. "They're gonna find us quickly in the cave."
"Ok team, let's go." Mr. Cheese said.
At Team Rose, Bea & Nichelle were sleeping right next to each other when the rain started, which caused them to wake up and shout at each other out of shock.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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Confessional: Bea
Bea: Ah, that was rather...I don't know how to say...comforting? I don't know why, but having Nichelle hold me made me feel good. Hopefully this doesn't happen again.
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: .AMAZING! Hopefully she feels the same way.
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"Ok, now that we have no fire, it's only a matter of time before they come for us. I suggest I hover to see anyone approaching us." Boba Fett says.
"Makes sense, now, look as much as possible." Sanders told him.
Gumshoe found himself lost in the woods as the rain came.
"C-Crap! The fire's probably dead by now, so I better return to my team! B-But I don't even know where I came from!"
He tries desperately to look for where to go, until he spots a sign saying "Cloog Inc. ahead" with an arrow sign.
"Is that the location of famous furry murdering animator and groomer Major Cloog?! Maybe he knows where to go!"
Team Cocoa ran out of the cave and were looking around for a hiding spot.
"SWIGGITY SWOOTY, COMIN' FOR THAT BOOTY! SWIGGITY SWOOTY, COMIN' FOR THAT BOOTY! SWIGGITY SWOOTY, COMIN' FOR THAT BOOTY!" Swag repeatedly says as he hunts for the team.
The team got scared. "Oh no, they've found us!" Player says.
"Guys, I've got an idea." Connor says. "Let's climb up a tree!"
The team does exactly what Connor says and climb up the nearest tree quickly, except LSP who just floats.
When Swag comes in with Guard Chris, they find themselves not seeing the team.
"Crap, no one's here!" Guard Chris said.
"Fuck, where are they?!"
"Here!" Homer responds like an idiot whilst his entire team stares at him. "What? I was being polite by answering his question."
"Wait, are they here?!" Swag asked Chris.
"Actually no, Team Cocoa is in the cafeteria!" Pillow tells them.
"You heard it Chris, let's fuckin' go!" Swag declares as he instantly flees.
Guard Chris slaps himself at how stupid Swag is but goes with him anyway. "You guys got lucky Swag is retarded. See you when we inevitably find jackshit."
"The fact that that worked is insane." Player told Pillow.
"Ok." Pillow said before she got out of the tree. "I'll deal with the rest." She then ran off somewhere.
"Do we go after her?" LSP asked.
"Nah, let her get captured." Sonic replies.
Team Pee Pee were wondering what to even do.
"Oh god, where do we go?! Those hunters could be everywhere!" Johnny declares.
"No idea, but first, shouldn't we stay here a little bit to wait for Gumshoe?" Cabby remarked. "He is one of our own after all."
"Tch, who cares? He's probably already captured by now!" Plankton says. "And I've got a plan for us to get away!"
Plankton then somehow pulls out a big rocket ship out of hist tiny body. "Don't ask questions, everyone just GET IN THE SHIP!"
The entire team enters the ship and Plankton flies it off to outer space.
Pillow goes somewhere until she sees Baldi.
"I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS RULER UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!" He excitedly says before Pillow just breaks his ruler and he gets sad.
"Oh man!"
Pillow then pulls out a fucking axe and tries to kill Baldi but he dodges it and runs off at super speed.
"Coward." Pillow remarks.
Gumshoe goes to a cave called "Cloog Inc."
"So this is where Major Cloog lives." He says.
Suddenly, a skinny version of the default Roblox avatar come out of the cave.
Major Cloog-The Anti Furry Groomer (Youtuber)
"I GROOM MINORS!"
This scares Gumshoe so much he can't even speak.
"This is where my discord got d-doxxed on 4chan!" He explains. "CLOOG INC.! WHERE PEDOPHILES AND GROOMERS ALIKE COME TO GROOM! WE DON'T NEED ANY AGE VERIFICATION, BECAUSE WE WANT MINORS HERE! SO WE COULD TICKLE THEIR FORESKINS AND TOUCH THEIR FOURSEPS!"
Gumshoe was now just confused. "Major Cloog?"
Major Cloog then pulls out a drink and gives it to the detective. "Take my spiked drink so I can groom you."
He then drinks it.
"Yes!"
And then gets knocked unconscious.
Major Cloog then stares at the camera. "CLOOG INC.! COME HERE IF YOU WANT YOUR TICKLES TOUCHED, AND YOUR PICKLED LICKELED! Join our server except you can't because invites are CLOSED!"
We now see that Team Pee Pee is on the moon now.
And the ship wasn't exactly made to hold 9 people at once, meaning it was quite cramped.
"Can we get out of the rocket?" Johnny asked Plankton.
"No unless you want to die from the lack of oxigen in space."
"Whatever, everything sucks ass anyway." Mona bitterly remarks.
Pillow got inside Major Cloog's residence.
"Oh look, it's the guy whose entire channel consists of brutally murdering furries. To be honest, you're pretty soft for a groomer."
"Do you want to get groomed?" Major Cloog kindly asked.
Pillow then ripped out his spine Mortal Kombat style.
She then looked at Gumshoe's body. "That guy stole my kill, that's not cool."
She then fled the vicinity.
Boba Fett was looking around the woods, scanning every possible part of it to make sure no one would capture his team.
He spotted Pillow with a shotgun.
"What is she doing here?" He asked himself.
Then Pillow just shot him.
It hit his jetpack, which caused him to crash right where his team was.
"BOB!" Banban yelled, worried about his friend.
Dee Jay helped Boba Fett get on the ground after his fall, with him getting back up on quite quickly.
"I-I'm fine, my armor is made of Beskar, strong material that can withstand a lot of damage from simple blasters, these bullets stand no chance."
"Wait, they have guns? That's crazy!" Nichelle said.
"Oh they don't, but I sure as heck have!" Pillow's voice confirmed which led to everyone seeing her.
Right now, she was covered with blood from Major Cloog, which caused everyone to scream and run away.
She took out her shotgun and aimed it at Amy. Luckily, the girl was quick to dodge the shot.
She then took out an AK47 and began shooting from all sides.
She managed to hit Dee Jay, Sanders and Boba Fett.
"AH FUCK! MY FUCKING ARM!" He yelled as he clutched his injured arm and hid behind a tree.
Bea went over to him. "Dee Jay, you alright?"
"NO! We're all gonna die!"
Nichelle however, wasn't scared and went to confront Pillow.
"Hey murderer, you're not going to shoot my friends like that and expect me to just do jack shit about it!"
"I'd like to see you try, washed up Hollywood star."
"Whatever you say bitch!"
Nichelle ran to Pillow to beat her up, and masterfully dodged all her bullets from her AK47, up until she just pulled out an RPG.
"Wanna screw with me now?"
This caused Nichelle to back away in fear of her life.
"Good. Now I'm right back to murdering you guys."
Banban then came out and was visibly scared of confronting Pillow. "Come on Banban, these guys are your friends, don't let them down, you're their only hope."
Pillow heard what he said and aimed her AK47 at him. "I see someone's being very brave today. Too bad bravery more often than not leads to your doom."
"I won't let you kill them Pillow! You're the worst character in all of Battle For Dream Island! Worse than Firey Jr., worse than David, worse than even Leafy! You have no character traits besides being a murderer! If the votes weren't vote to save, you'd have been out in TPOT 4, but no, you just had to make it so damn far!"
This speech didn't affect the pillow at all. "Aight, good to know."
But suddenly, Banban started to shake, and his face resembled a monstrosity now.
"AAARGHHHHHHHH!" His demonic form went as he ran up to Pillow.
Pillow shot him with her AK47 to the point she emptied her magazine and the bullets didn't even affect him at all.
"Crap." She went as Banban approached her.
For a last ditch effort at killing him, she got out her RPG and shot him.
The shot caused a bunch of smoke to come out, but when it all cleared, Banban was as fine as he was before.
He finally got to Pillow, who tried to run away, but Banban out sped her and grabbed her.
He then punched her and then threw her out.
Banban then went out of his monster form and right back into his usual derpy form.
The rest of the team came out of their hiding spots to celebrate him.
"WOOO! GO BANBAN!" Dee Jay went. "Never thought I'd say but you saved our bacon mon!"
"True that, even I couldn't have taken her on." Bea admits.
Even Boba Fett was impressed, giving Banban a handshake. "Well, that was unexpected. How did you even change forms like that?"
"Well, to be honest, I always had this monster form, it's just that prior to my transformation in personality here, I couldn't control it, but now, with my newfound courage, I was finally able to use it for good, rather than attacking innocent people."
"Good for you then." Amy congratulated him.
Team Cocoa had all gotten to sleep when DJ Not Nice & Toby Queef managed to find them.
"Well would ya look at that, it's those faggots who vandalized mah damn truck!" Queef explained to DJ Not Nice.
"You heard the host Toby Queef, ret's go and give them to him, maybe he'rr ret us join the game?"
At the challenge site where Chris sat, The two of them grabbed the still sleeping contestants and gave them to him.
"Here mistah McJew, unlike those fags of yours, we managed to actually capture these guys."
Chris looked at them. "Hmmm, yup, you certainly did. Now let me just wake them up." He then grabbed a megaphone. "WAKE UP RETARDS!"
Obviously the megaphone woke them all up, and also confused them. "Wait, how did we get captured?!" Asked Player.
"It was due to those two." Chris responded, pointing at Toby Queef & DJ Not Nice.
"How the hell is Toby Queef back?!" Sonic wondered. "And who's the asian guy?"
"That doesn't matter. What matters is you guys got captured, ergo, you're up for elimination."
The whole team groanded as a result of that.
"This is not fair at all! We didn't even get captured by the guys you sent out!" Mr. Cheese protested.
"Don't care. Now as for these two-"
"We're entering the fuckin' game?" Toby Queef asked.
A cage then suddenly fell on the two.
"Nope. You're now our prisoners for trespassing on my property, thank you very much."
"Fuck! I knew that we should've come with additional people!" Toby Queef complains. "We'll get our revenge on you Chris McFaggot!"
"I'd like to see you try bitch. As for Team Cocoa, since we're going to have the sun fall soon, we're doing the elimination right now!"
"But what about Pillow?" Sonic asked.
"Eh, she's okay, but I'm too lazy to bring her here, so for that she'll get a vote by default. Anyway, elimination reasons: Player, you got the fire put out."
"That's not true!" Player claimed.
"Yeah it is!" Mr. Cheese says.
"Mr. Cheese, you're a bully. And Pillow just ghosted you guys for seemingly no reason. Now vote so we can end this chapter!"
"Player." Ash says.
"Mr. Cheese." Player says.
"Player." Mr. Cheese says.
"Mr. Cheese." Connor says.
"Player." Homer says.
"Mr. Cheese." Sonic says.
"Mr. Cheese." LSP says.
"Player." Pillow, who was suddenly there, says.
"Whoa Pillow, where were you this whole time?" Sonic asks.
"Funny doings, that's all I say." Pillow replies.
"Aaaaand we've got a tie for like the first time in over 15 years!" Chris declares. "Now normally, I would have a tiebreaker challenge or just eliminated both Player & Mr. Cheese, but since these two's arcs haven't ended, I'm going to throw a pebble at someone, and the one who gets hit is instantly eliminated!"
Chris grabs a pebble from the ground and intentionally throws it in Ash's face.
"Well I guess Mr. Ketchup is out!"
"Hey that's not fair!" Ash protested.
"Whatever." Chris says before the Fist Thingy of Despair hits Ash and sends him packing straight into the TLC of Shame.
"That was anticlimactic. Anyway, now we're left with 24 players remaining, exactly 2 thirds left! Who will gome home next? Will Pillow kill someone again? And will the story be banned from fanfiction dot net due to it's numerous guideline breaking jokes? Find out next time on
Total!
Drama!
Multiversal!
MADNESS!"
Well that was just madness alright. Next episode is an Angry Birds challenge by the way, except the contestants are the birds and the pigs are well, it's a surprise.
Ash was eliminated for being blatant fodder, how tragic. Strange how I was not able to write him even though I'm decently familliar with the Pokemon anime.
Also everyone on Team Cocoa who jumped in the first challenge is gone now except for Player. Oh the power of bias.
And now we're on another cast reveal, this one being a character from a NSFW dating sim of all things.
We cut to a gym where a lone person is doing push ups. She is a brown skinned, black haired hispanic woman in her early 20s with a nice figure.
"68...69...70!" As she said this she stopped with the pushups and began introducing herself to the camera.
"Hola! My name is Kyanna Delrio, I'm a single mom working as a hair stylist. Now, it's not exactly a secret I'm...struggling with finances to give me and my baby boy something to eat, so I thought applying for a reality show would be a fast way to get money. Plus I'm quite the package, I've got lots of friends and regularly go to the gym, so it shouldn't be that hard to win, and even if I don't, the compensation cash I'd get for just competing is enough for the mouth I need to feed. Looking forward to the show alright!"