Ok let's start
Warning for some VERY sexual jokes.
"Last time on Total Drama Multiversal Madness!
Nothing happened lol.
Will something happen here? Probably I dunno. Find out now on
Total!
Drama!
Multiversal!
MADNESS!"
Episode 19: Tiny Loser Chase
We see the TLC of Shame people being sad and hungry and shit like every day.
"Man this is so boooooooooring! Literally how can anyone live here?!" Rottytops complains.
"Do you see anything to kill yourself with?" Ash told her. "Cause I don't. If I had Pikachu and a bathtub with me I'd get him to use thunderbolt to end my suffering."
"Sounds funny." Rottytops replied.
"Rottytops!" Cocoa Cookie went. "Be more respectful!"
"Whatever. I'm just gonna sleep for the rest of the day." She then falls on the metal and closes her eyes.
"Oooh, maybe I can be freaky with zombie slut while she's sleeping~" Jeffy said as he seductively whistled.
"Jeffy, with my upmost respect." Cordelia began. "What The FUCK?!"
"Talk about being horny." Pillow said. "We're talking Bill Cosby levels of horny."
"What about you then murder girlie? Wanna see my pencil? I could shove it up your pussy y'know, then draw my pee pee on your face to show you are Jeffy's property, bitch!"
"You're lucky I don't have a knife to brutally cut your dick, retard." Pillow replied.
"WHY IS EVERYONE SO NOT NICE HERE?!" Leafy yells out.
"It took you this long to realize it?" Nightwing asked.
"YES, YES I DID NIGHTWING!" Leafy yelled again.
"Goodness, why is everyone so stupid here?" Cordelia lamented.
Suddenly they heard a banging sound.
"G-Guys, the interns are probably back! Let's ask them for food!" Cocoa Cookie went.
"That hasn't worked at all, ever!" Nightwing reminded her. "We've had to eat Brody then get him revived so we could eat him again these past few days alone!"
Cut to Brody in a fetal position in the corner, looking traumatized.
"Wait people, I'm not an intern!" The voice from outside the Tiny Loser Chamber says. "It is I, Grunty Boi~"
"Who the fuck are you?" Jeffy asked.
"Yeah, no one cares about you 'cept the author probably." Pillow said. "EXPECT A LOT OF THESE OBSCURE ASS CHARACTERS IN THE SEQUEL BY THE WAY."
"Well that's pretty rude!" Grunty Boi scoffed. "But whatever! I'm here to help you guys escape!"
"REALLY? WOW THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU GRUNTY BOI!" Leafy shouted. "I'M SUPER DUPER HAPPY SOMEONE CARES ABOUT US!"
"Please, help us! We've been trapped here for about a month, but it's felt like a year and 2 months at least!" Cocoa Cookie begged.
"I'll do that in a bit, just wait!" Said Grunty Boi who was thinking of a way to help them escape. "AH! I got one!"
He grabbed a propeller he had been given by Giovanni to make his own flying vehicle, and installed it to the TLC of Shame.
"There, that should get ya guys a clean getaway from all this multiversal madness!" He said as he kicked the TLC of Shame for it to start to fly.
"HE FUCKIN' SAID IT GUYS!" Jeffy shouted.
"Yes Yes Yes! We're finally going to escape!" Cocoa Cookie happily said. "I can finally drink cocoa after so long!"
"And we can also start eating things that AREN'T human meat." Cordelia remarked. "Brody, I'm so, SO sorry for each time I bit into your flesh!"
"What's wrong with a little cannibalism? I think that's hot!" Pillow added.
"Whatever. Now we're getting the hell outta here for good!" Rottytops said. "WOOOOOOO!"
The final 15 contestants are all ready for their next challenge to start.
"Hey faggots! Did anyone of you guys see those retarded guards?" Chris asked. "Those guys haven't shown up for a good few hours."
"I dunno, maybe they quit over their bad pay?" Player said.
"Oh silly little Player, I literally put it in their contract that they cannot quit or even not show up for work unless they want a massive cut to their already minescule salaries and a little cbt if you know what I'm sayin'!" Chris said diabolically.
"So you're torturing interns for any issue you have with them?" Cabby asked, to which Chris happily nodded with a smile.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: MePhone4, if you are seeing this, be sure to know my opinion of you has risen drastically after having to deal with a man who may possibly be worse than even Steve Cobs!
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"But whatever, I can do better without them anyways! Your challenge today is to fill a giant jar with cum! Find something that can make you splooge real hard and the first to fill their jar with only cum will win immunity!"
Naturally, everyone's reaction was...pretty negative.
"Hey Chris, I want to know, what the FUCK is wrong with you?!" Dee Jay angrily asked. "There are kids watching this!"
"I dunno man, that sounds kinda hot~" Banban said.
"Of course you do." Bea remarked.
"Can we just, like, not do the challenge?" LSP suggested. "I don't even think I can like, splooge or whatever that means!"
"Well you will you good for nothing cumslut!" Chris tells her. "Now the challenge will start in-HEY! WHAT THE FUCK?!"
He notices the TLC of Shame flying away from the island.
"HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!" Chris shouted. "CHANGE OF PLANS: NOW THE CHALLENGE IS TO CATCH THOSE FUCKERS BEFORE THEY ESCAPE! THEY'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS SHIT!"
"Dare I ask how anyone but me is supposed to get there?" Boba Fett asked.
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Confessional: Boba Fett
Boba Fett: Normally I wouldn't bring up my advantage like that, but it's very obvious right now.
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We cut to a Yellow Face commercial.
"Have you ever wanted to catch some pesky little TLC prisoners from escaping to the ocean? Well do we have the perfect product for that!"
We see a bunch of regular speedboats but with a magnet on them.
"These are the magnetic boats! You will never be able to lose sight of the metallic tiny loser chamber EVER! If it's removed, well, too frickin bad, you're probably gonna die from starvation on it! So yeah, BUY NOW!"
Then we cut back to everyone ready to get inside these boats.
"That sure was super convenient." Johnny said. "Let's get on these boats people!"
"Well there's 7 boats in total, maybe we can have 2 people per boat with one extra person on one of the other boats." Cabby suggested.
"U-Uh actually pal, I think I'll sit this one out, y-yeah!" Gumshoe said. "I-I need to go to the bathroom, and I'm not exactly looking for immunity anyway."
"Hmmm, ok detective, take care!" Cabby proclaimed.
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Confessional: Dick Gumshoe
Gumshoe: I feel REALLY bad for lying pal, but I NEED to get some more info on Chris, and with no one else on the island, this is the perfect opportunity.
Caine: Truly diabolical!
Gumshoe: Shut up Caine.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: The detective is not a good liar. No idea what's been disturbing him since that VR challenge, but I'll try to support him however I can, for his sake.
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We see Captain approaching Player before he grabs someone to share a lifeboat with.
"Hey best friend! Wanna partner up for this challenge for old times sake?" Captain eagerly asked before Player just ignored him and went with Connor. "Ah come on!"
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Confessional: Captain
Captain: Despite all the crazy stuff happening in Superstars, I never felt like the host ever wanted me in danger. Chris McPurple on the other hand, he's a bit off his rocker all right.
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Which meant he had no one to go with...
Until he saw that Banban was alone.
"Hey red devil man. Sorry for voting you off earlier last time. Wanna team up?"
"Based bro! With our author bias combined we could take on literally anything brah!" Banban bragged.
Meanwhile Bea and Nichelle obviously teamed up with each other.
"Let's go babe." The latter said.
"Yup."
Which left Dee Jay alone again, and a little sad.
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Confessional: Dee Jay
Dee Jay: I mean, on one hand I'm happy for them finding love with each other, but on the other hand, I'm really feeling like a third wheel recently mon. Like those two barely talk to me anymore, when earlier in the game it felt like me and Bea had something. Maybe I'm just being jealous? I dunno mon.
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So he decided to approach Homer.
"Hey mon, since I've got no one to pair up with, wanna go together?" He asked.
"I WANNA WIN THE CHALLENGE SO I CAN PLOW PILLOW!" Homer shouted.
"Ok let's just go."
After a while everyone figures out who to pair up with:
Homer and Dee Jay
Banban and Captain
Player and Connor
Johnny Cage and Amy Rose
Bea and Nichelle
Cabby and LSP
Plankton and Boba Fett
"Ok, now let's hurry our asses to the TLC of Shame before they're gone for good!" Chris declared. "LET'S GO!"
Immediately when they got on the speed boats the magnets rapidly sent them straight to the TLC of Shame which was still flying.
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: Honestly can't blame them for wanting to escape. Pretty sure they just don't feed them at all, which is evil, even for me!
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We cut to Gumshoe going to Chris's house discreetly still.
"That little McLean man reminds me of Jax, except even Jax has self restraint compared to him!" Caine notes.
"Whatever pal. We need just enough evidence to get him convicted for his crimes!"
He enters it and goes straight to his bedroom.
"Alright, never got the chance to see much of this place last time. Let's see what I missed."
He looks into a drawer he sees and finds another bunch of horrific lolicon pics.
"Jesus Christ pal! I was NOT ready for this back in police academy!"
"I cannot unsee that. When I go back to the circus I'll get a new pair of eyes and destroy the previous ones just to get myself rid of this horrid visual abomination!" Caine went.
"L-Let's look somewhere else. Clearly this is getting nowhere."
So he simply went to Chris's computer and saw that he didn't even have a password.
"Jeez, talk about being careless pal."
He first looked into his email account and initially found nothing but useless stuff like posts from a bunch of loli accounts he follows.
Until...
From: David Winkle
Mr. McLean, I've managed to get on Total Drama as an intern.
The REAL Total Drama.
Right now I'm trying to lay low until the public forgets about me and we can resume our operations.
It's quite a challenge to hide my, uh, desires from some of the contestants in it, but I'm sure I'll manage it.
We'll talk about what to do with them when the season ends.
Goodbye, and makes sure not a SINGLE person finds out about our little "alliance" of sorts.
"D-David Winkle? Who's that? And what exactly does he mean by "operations"? This is so strange!" Gumshoe said.
"No clue, but judging from the mail, it seems this Winkle's a public figure of sorts! Maybe we can search him up and see what he's up to?"
"Good idea Caine! Lemme search it real quick."
"Look guys, it's one of those faggot contestants of the show! Let's catch his ass!"
Gumshoe turned around and saw Toby Queef and his entourage near him.
"HOLY HECK, I'M GETTING OUTTA HERE!"
He jumped out of the window to escape as Toby Queef scowled. "That fag's gonna warn 'em ain't he? Well, we gotta get him now!"
Meanwhile everyone else was chasing after the TLCers.
Leafy looked through the window and saw them. "Guys look! Those mean contestants are trying to get us!"
"I'm not going back on that island! Let's try to stop them!" Nightwing demands.
"Well we can't do anything to stop them since we still can't open the lid!" Cordelia says.
On the outside everyone was thinking of ways to get them to stop.
"Got any ideas Homer?" Dee Jay asked him.
"Oh! How about we ask nicely for them to stop? Hey! Stop it!"
"How 'bout no?" Mr. Cheese responded.
"Dangit! Well that was my best idea, guess we're screwed." Homer says.
"Hey Captain, throw my ass to them! I've got like a six pack so I'll easily make a hole through that metal!" Banban ordered.
"On it!" Captain replied, throwing Banban to the TLC.
But all it did was create a Banban shaped figure in the TLC of Shame's wall.
"Woah looks guys, it's the only dude that's hotter than me!" Jeffy exclaimed.
"Thanks bro!" Banban said in response.
Pillow looked aroused by Banban's body. "Oh my gosh everyone, get rid of his sexy face before I start ejaculating so hard we'll all drown in my feminine load!"
"MR. CHEESE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!" Mr. Cheese shouted.
"Actually no, I'm gonna do it anyway since I want EVERYONE, INCLUDING ME TO DIE!"
Pillow already started to come all over the TLC, flooding it until Cordelia stabbed her to stop more cum to come out of her nonexistent vagina.
"YOU DO THIS BULLSHIT ONE MORE TIME PILLOW, AND I'LL SWEAR I'LL RIP YOU INTO HALF!" Cordelia yelled.
"Shucks." Pillow simply nodded.
"I must say I'm quite the ladies man." Banban remarks. "Anyone wanna get a taste of that Banban cuisine?"
"Kill yourself." Jeffy said before he crashed into the wall to get Banban off. "Now Jeffy gets all the bitches again!"
We see Cocoa Cookie had to stand on top of Nightwing to not get soggy. "What is wrong with everyone here?"
"Ya, it feels like every guy here is either the stalest white bread or the most perverted loser since Bolo." Rottytops says.
Banban falls out into the water and lands on Player and Connor's boat.
"Did you guys see my impeccable rizz right there?!" Banban asked.
To which Player was disgusted. "Can I throw him off Connor?"
"Be my guest."
And Player does just that.
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Confessional: Player
Player: Now that I think about it, maybe getting rid of him would've been the right call.
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"Hey Johnny, I get an idea!" Amy told him. "How 'bout we get some other strong folks to get on top of it, and destroy the propeller?"
"Good idea. Hey Boba Fett! Get me and Amy on top of the TLC to begin smashing the propeller!"
"You think I'd potentially give up immunity like that Johnny? I'm in far more danger than you." Boba Fett replied. "Come on Plankton."
"Yup. Let's go!"
They abandoned their speed boat in favor of getting onto the TLC directly by flying there.
Leafy once again sees them from the window. "WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO?!"
"Relax Leafster, Mr. Cheese has a brilliant idea!" Mr. Cheese says, grabbing some cum that Pillow left and using it on the lid. "Maybe we can open the lid this way?"
"That's actually smart somewhat." Rottytops admitted. "Well guys, throw some o' that jizz, and that won't be me nah-ah! I'm not gettin' that stuff on my nails!"
Nightwing begins to throw the cum there. "You owe me a ton of soap when we escape you slut!"
Meanwhile Boba Fett and Plankton finally get on top of the lid.
"Alright Boba Fett, SHOOT THE PROPELLER INTO BITS NOW!"
Boba Fett pulls out his blasters to begin shooting, but the TLCers managed to open the lid and get them off.
While Plankton completely fell into the water, Boba Fett was able to use his jetpack to stay in the air.
Cordelia throws a spear into his direction but he dodges it. "Hah, you can't beat me!"
"I know, but he can." Cordelia replied as we see Jeffy throwing Cream at him.
Boba Fett was hit by her as she held onto him until she took off his jetpack, causing the both of them to fall.
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Confessional: Boba Fett
Boba Fett: That was, for lack of a better term, fucking embarrassing.
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"Well we're getting nowhere." Player admits. "Seriously how the heck are we even supposed to get them outta there?"
"Maybe we can just throw all of our speedboats into it and it will fall into the ocean?" Connor suggests.
"Bad idea. Let's try something else." Player says.
"W-Wait! Guys!" Homer exclaimed. "Let's attack them directly! Get into the TLC and whoop them till they cry for their mothers!"
"Homer, for once, you're a genius mon!" Dee Jay congratulates him.
"Yep! I'm SUPER smart and all!"
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Confessional: Homer Simpson
Homer: That and I really wanted to see Pillow again!
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"Oh my god, can you faggots just get them already?!" Chris whines.
Through the power of me deciding to advance the plot but not with effort everyone except Plankton and Gumshoe gets to the TLC.
"Surrender or we'll beat you up!" Bea yelled whilst getting into a karate pose.
"Oooooh, thanks for sticking your foot out slut!" Jeffy said before Nichelle punched his face.
"Hey! Only I can talk about her like that!"
"That's disgusting." Connor said.
"Whatever. CHARGE!" Mr. Cheese responded, starting a full on fight.
Meanwhile, we cut back to Plankton underwater, him just waking up in his restaurant.
"Wha-What's happened to me?"
He gets up and sees his wife Karen.
"Plankton, you were competing on that Total Drama show right? If so, why did I find you unconscious in the middle of Bikini Bottom?"
"Yes I did Karen, yes I did! There was a challenge which was in the ocean and I fell and things-screw trying to explain it just give me a mech!"
"If you say so."
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: Talk about convenience!
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We see Pillow attacking Cabby who fights back using a file.
"Get away from me you wretched killer!"
"Ok." She then leaves and goes to Homer. "Ready for round 2?"
"D'OUGH!"
They then have sex whilst everyone is fighting.
We see Johnny fight Nightwing who is kicking his ass.
"Ow ow ow ow!" He yelps. "How are so strong?!"
"I was trained under Batman, a vigilante who fights crime every day, far more stronger than a hollywood stunt person!"
Nichelle then comes in. "Hah. Let's see ya try to fight me then! Girl Power-AH!"
Nightwing just punched her and she was thrown across the TLC, causing Johnny to laugh.
"Yeah, girl power, sure, go with that loser." He bragged.
Player and Mr. Cheese are just slapping each other silly like a bunch of cats.
"Can you two hurry up? I could watch a Napoleon movie in the time it takes to do a challenge." Connor complains.
"Shut up Connor!" They both yelled at the same time.
"Maybe I could grab some of this ocean water? I could use it when the apocalypse comes and hoard it all!" Connor wonders.
"Dude people are literally fighting right now and THAT is your concern?!" Dee Jay tells him. "Anyway gotta fight!"
So Dee Jay starts battling Ash and just utterly fucking stomps him.
We then see Bea kicking around Cordelia who tries to attack her with her spear to no avail.
"My, you're q-quite strong!"
"That's what happens when you train with your own Pokemon!" She yelps.
You have LSP and Cocoa Cookie who were just drinking cocoa together peacefully.
And finally we have Banban and Jeffy.
"Yo Jeff check out my twelve inch cock!" Banban bragged before showing his big red devil sausage.
Jeffy gasped. "Zamn, can't compete with that shit!"
It seemed like the fight would just go on forever...that is until...
"UNLEASHING MY MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!"
Plankton came back with a giant mech suit. "What's up losers?! Time to send you guys BACK to the island!"
He kicked the TLC of Shame with his mech's foot and cause it to be launched straight to the island.
We finally cut back to the island with the TLCers and non TLCers falling onto the sand.
"That was a rough ass landing!" Johnny complained. "My frickin' back hurts!"
We see that Gumshoe is running to everyone.
" *pant* *pant* Guys, p-pals, it's, it's Toby Queef-" And then he gets crushed by the TLC.
"DETECTIVE!" Cabby yells out of concern.
"Cabs, if we could survive that fall, I think he's gonna be fine." Nichelle tried reassuring her.
Chris then uses a jetpack to arrive safely. "Ok ok, who did that?"
"Oooooh, I did!" Homer lied. "I totally just did that guys!"
Plankton finally gets there and is confused. "So I win immunity right?"
"NOPE! Since Homer was the one to give back the TLC prisoners, HE is the one immune!"
"Bu bu bu BUT! I WAS THE ONE TO DO THAT!"
"Didn't see shit Plankton, so quit bitching unless you wanna get eliminated!" Chris said.
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: THIS IS COMPLETE BULL! I WON THAT FAIR AND SQUARE, BUT HOMER JUST HAD TO STEAL MY MOMENT OF VICTORY!
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Chris threw the TLC ers back in there and proceeded to continue. "Since I'm tired as shit from all this, we're going to be doing the elimination RIGHT NOW! Time to explain the potential targets, first off: Plankton-"
"WAIT! I need to do something real quick!"
Plankton ran to the cafeteria and came back with a donut in like 2 second IDK.
"Homer! If you quit RIGHT NOW, I'll give you a donut!"
"Really Plankton?" Boba Fett asked him. "Do you really think it will-"
"WOO! I QUIT CHRIS! I QUIT!" Homer yelled.
"I'm so close to shooting myself." Boba Fett remarked.
"After seeing how stupid Homer was been this whole season, is anyone really surprised by this?!" Player says.
"I am." Connor remarks.
"I stand corrected."
"Welp. That was a huge anticlimax but oh well." Chris says. "Bye Homer!"
Plankton throws Homer the donut. "Here. You deserve it for being such a moron-I mean helpful guy!"
Homer then chomps it down immediately. "Mmmm, donuts!"
Then he immediately gets punched into the TLC.
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Confessional: Player
Player: I'm honestly a little shocked Homer made it this far. There were so many times he could've gotten out, but I would've never expected he'd quit like this.
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: Second time just barely avoiding elimination, great. I'm doing a terrible job at playing under the radar right now, and it will be a LONG time before my alliance gets to be on the majority again. Things couldn't be more crappy for me.
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Confessional: Banban
Banban: Man I already miss Homer. First Jeffy, then Pillow, and now him?! Why are all the actually good characters going this early! We're not even at the last third yet!
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"Compared to last time this episode was actually somewhat decent!" Chris said. "And now we're at the final 14! What kinds of shit is gonna happen next challenge? Are the interns gonna come back or not? Will Plankton finally get to survive based on more than just bullshit? Find out next time on
Total!
Drama!
Multiversal-"
"CHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGEEEEEEEEEE!"
Toby Queef arrives to the scene with the rest of his cronies, clearly very happy to beat everyone up.
"W-What's going on?!" Amy wondered in fear.
"We're here to kick ya ass that's what's goin' on you fags! PREPARE TO DIE!"
Before the episode ends, Chris lets out a cry. "THIS IS FUCKING MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Yeah that was quick as fuck to release I know. Literally a day afterwards.
So yeah next chapter will be an epic all out war between the remaining contestants and Team Asian.
Alongside a big announcement I will make at the end of it.
But for now, ciao!