Total Drama X: Crossed Trees
Episode 1: Fifty For The Million
If you're seeing this, then it's very likely that this chapter has been done for quite a long time and that it should be of decent quality and compared to Winter Warriors, this intro should be shorter despite there being 15 more characters!
Yeah, Chris can finally start his dream of making dumb crossovers just like I did in 2018 with those Ridonculous Races and also, the original Crossing Trunks and Hotel Rockies (which takes place two years after this). And actually like I did with Ultimate Islands, but this was a year and a half before that season or Winter Warriors, but this is three years before that.
Fun fact: Denji, Glendale, Blanka, Kitty, Cuphead, Denji, Katie and Shrek got added ad-hoc and has probably been the least amount of characters added after a "final roster update" since ever on my user side.
Second fun fact: this takes place during Spring 2021, just keep that in mind.
Third fun fact: As Goodguygary pointed out, Kagero wasn't initially introduced thanks to a notable flub, so if you're seeing this, it should be fixed by now.
AluInt: I think I might actually have what you need, just search my name (or theoldsubwayguy) on Discord and Alucard might be in the next season.
G-man: I'm gonna love writing Kazuma, but that's not until next season and this season should be a good start.
Chris and Chef were finally situated on the uniquely large and off-beat Twotree Island just stuck in the border between Canada and America and it houses enough space to do anything that he'd ever wanted.
The sky was coloured like a Genesis game, oddly light blue.
It was centered around a small and mysterious meteoric crater, housed the titled crossed trees and had some wildlife that might have been native to Boney Island at one point, but the habitat managed to change the animals and landscape in odd ways.
It somehow had cherry blossoms strewn around the place here and there along with many varieties of trees that wouldn't normally appear on an temperate island, including some region-exclusive ones and right now, he was in the middle of its relatively solid dock.
"We're coming to you live from Twotree Island, just south of Newfoundland and this island contains a lot of crazy animals and plants thanks to this island's crater! Which is the entire reason why this season exists thanks to it's weird energies!"
Chris then stepped his way towards the island with the grass and obviously, it had all the set up you needed for a regular summer camp, minus it looking relatively worn by abandonment and blue-painted colour scheme.
"Dude, I'm just gonna say I brought 50 campers from the multiverse and you viewers are gonna watch them fight, strategise and get romantic in TOTAL DRAMA: CROSSED TREES!"
"I forgot to tell you guys that this Total Drama with guys from the multiverse franchise? It's called Total Drama X and-oh, look, the first boat."
And immediately, the arrivals started to arrive with gusto and whatever secondary characteristic that they had, but this guy didn't have an immediate one.
Mostly because he was a very short masked fella wearing a dark blue robe with a brown belt and brown shoes and he stepped off sure of his life position.
"Yo, Shy Guy! How's it feel to be the first one on this wild, wild island!"
"It's actually pretty cool, these hills don't have eyes!"
"Yeah, I definitely get it-"
"My name's Coney." Coney (the Shy Guy) informed Chris.
The host didn't have a bad reaction to that information, just surprise at being interrupted by such a small guy.
"Okay, Coney the Shy Guy, you feeling good about this one?"
"A little bit. I've worked in a lot of professions and uh, I think my ridiculous skillset should help my chances of winning! No really, my employers called it ridiculous."
Chris grinned at this guy's confidence and knew of the ways that he could break it.
"I don't like that look you're giving me."
Coney didn't look too happy about the host's evil grin.
"Alright, dude, move to the end of the dock, we've gotta introduce this next lady!"
Coney stepped away and in entered an self-assured bandicoot with a tablet.
"It's over, I bet ya in Tetris 99, what's good!" She shouted on a random opponent. "Oh, hey, Chris."
"Don't just hey me, Coco Bandicoot, I host this show."
Coco Bandicoot was a anthro bandicoot female the size of a short teenage girl with blonde hair that had a massive front curl and wore a white t-shirt, blue overalls with one loose strap, a pink belt and pink sneakers.
"Sorry, Chris McLean, I was just excited to play Tetris." Coco was embarrassed. "Anyways, I got a game plan."
"Do you?!"
Coco stared at Chris with disappointment.
"It's Canadian Survivor, why wouldn't I have one? This is a game of making friends, dealing with villains and making friends." Coco didn't see Chris get angry. "Wait, what about what I said was wrong?"
Chris was about to blow up, but then calmed down.
"It's not like that other show, Coco!" The host with the most whined. "Just get to where the Shy Guy is."
Coco then walked to where Coney was, as the next contestant stepped off with a swagger in his own step and a very "inconspicious" outfit.
This guy was an tall well-built white adult male from Ostania with tussled dark brown hair swept to the sides and wore an blue jumper and a black spy suit with a half-sun logog on his sleeves.
"Hello, everybody, you're looking at the number one spy!" The guy shouted.
"Uh, please you didn't tell me that you're Joel Biden."
"Yep!" Agent Daybreak AKA Joel Biden confidently stated
Coco and Coney couldn't help but laugh.
"Hey, you're seeing a top contestant over here. I'm going to break the day!"
"Dude, do you know what this show is about?" Chris asked, as Daybreak looked confident. "Because you seem confused."
"I know what it's about. It's about surviving a madman's summer camp to win a lot of money with strategy, romance and drama all mixed in!" Daybreak declared.
Coco and Coney could definitely recognise that he at least knew his stuff.
"At least you know your stuff, Joel-HAHAHAHAHA!"
Daybreak joined the other people at the end of the stock, as some other lady stepped into the game and Chris composed himself.
"What's so funnae?!" The scottish princess shouted.
"Oh, nothing, Merida, just that this Joel guy has a bad fake name. Sorry about that."
Merida was a slim 16-year old teenager with long wavy red hair, wore a dark green dress, brown boots, a cape and a belt with a mini pocket for her arrows and bow.
"Aye, that is pretty weird." Merida said. "What's his real name, though?"
"No idea, Merida. But we gotta talk about you, what's your deal?"
Merida showed her bow.
"So, I don't have to do princess duties?" Merida looked excited.
"Yeah?"
Merida shot an arrow into the water easily.
"I can shoot a bow and do other stuff like-"
Merida turned towards the other cast.
"-You know what, it could be much worse. Bears and what not!"
"Haha, yeah! Go join the other campers, because the next camper's about to push you off!"
Merida then walked with her stuff to join the other fella and witness the Ultimate Lifeform himself, land on the dock.
"Hmph, looks like this could be an easy win."
"Shadow, you're confident in yourself, I like that!" Chris announced. "Dude, what's up?"
"Top secret mission, but my allies definitely could handle it. As for me, I'm just waiting for the rest of the competition to show up to prove that this is a challenge." Shadow explained himself.
He was a black anthro hedgehog with red stripes on his spines, ringed gloves and white and red rocket skates.
"Hey, that's rude!" Coco shouted. "You're not an inventor."
"I don't really know any of you, yet, so I'm not judging." Shadow said, skating up to Coco. "This isn't just a game."
"Heh, I really like this hedgehog guy!" Daybreak complimented Shadow, who scoffed.
The next player was already waiting for their introduction, as Chris turned towards them and saw Anna Maria 9 years older, with leopard pants and a dark pink jumper instead of the jeans and hot pink shirt.
"Yep, welcome back to the show Anna Maria! You surprised?"
Anna Maria stared at the cast, just as the cast stared at her still fake tan.
"Uh, yeah, those freaks are definitely different. I ain't here to play no games!"
"Sweet, what about the zircon incident?"
"Are you freakin' kidding me, that's old hat!" Anna Maria shouted. "More importantly, I don't care what powers they got and what they look like, this shit is mine!"
Half of the cast baulked and the other were impressed at the swear.
"Glad that you believe that! Anyways, hope you don't see any diamonds!"
Anna Maria grumbled, as she walked up right next to "Joel Biden" AKA Daybreak.
"Hello, my lady." Daybreak said.
"Hey, you'se coming off too strong."
As that incredible flirt happened, the next player stepped off with his nunConeys and not shirt and he was swinging this all around, impressing everybody with his shenanigans.
And then he hit his other hand with the nunConey and everyone winced.
"Marshall Law, are you alright, man?"
"Yeah, martial artists made my hand this tough." Law shook his hand. "It only hurt a very small amount."
Marshall Law was a 48-year old 5'10'' dude with short black hair and notable muscles and wore nothing but yellow pants emblazoned with a dragon, white stocks and black trainers.
"Anyways, the name is Marshall Law and I'm here for the competition!"
"Great, so what was with you getting messed up by your own nunchucks?"
"I'm just trying to promote my dojo since the arts can teach you to brave through the pain." Marshall Law said. "Come by-"
"I don't care for advertising, dude, go join the other guys!"
Marshall Law could do nothing but frown, as he joined the other contestants and stood there.
"That was stupid."
"We know." Shadow answered.
The next contestant was literally a golf ball.
A walking, talking golf ball.
A golf ball with the worst voice so far.
"Hmph, this does remind me of Battle for Dream Island except nobody else are objects. Surprisingly disappointed in you." She remarked.
"What do you mean, Golf Ball? I'd say that the Battle for Dream Island thing is a copy of my show because mine came first!" Chris announced.
"I don't care about your platitudes, BFDI has come long before you were even born and that is a fact!" Golf Ball declared. "Not to mention, you're a Davidian."
"First off, I can't believe Dave has a fanbase. Secondly, I don't care about how long your show's been on, if it sounds like a Total Drama ripoff, you might want to shut up about now."
"Duly noted, obviously, my intellect will surprise you, though I will be careful." Golf Ball remarked.
"Please shut your yap, the next contestant is getting scared for some reason."
Golf Ball had a scowl that could scare anyone, but certainly the next guy for whatever reasons.
"Zoinks!"
Alright, if you don't know this lanky white guy with golden brown hair, a loose green t-shirt and maroon pants with brown slacks, you're missing out.
"A walking talking golf ball just left and joined the other guys!" The guy shouted.
"Norville Rogers, but everybody calls ya Shaggy."
Shaggy shook hands with the mean old host.
"Shaggy, dude, how's the giant sandwich that you somehow fit?"
"Good, but I ate it already."
And then the scaredy dude jump back at the sight of Golf Ball, Shadow, Coney (the Shy Guy) and especially Anna Maria.
"What was in that sandwich, dude? I think I'm seeing things, Chris!" Shaggy whined.
"Hey, hey, hey, it's all real! So be scared later, the next lady is waiting in her wings to introduce herself!" Chris announced. "Alright, uh, you kinda look like a little lost child."
This 15-year old was a light skinned short witch with black hair tied into two ponytails and she wore a red and orange witch's robe with a yellow skull tying some orange ribbons and red shoes.
"I get that a lot."
"Ashley, you look way younger than you look! Ooooh, spooky!"
"Get outta here, hasbeen!" A imp with mohawk and a yellow fork declared. "She is very spooky and-"
"Enough, Red, I'm not going to bother with you, Chris McLean." Ashley said. "I have better things to do like practice some spells."
"Cool, but he's not gonna help you in challenges!"
Ashley and Red then got on their way to the currently all spooked out Shaggy.
"Uh, like, is he a real demon or what?" Shaggy inquired nervously.
"Red's a real one." Ashley said. "I suggest you step away."
Shaggy shook his legs with incredible verocity.
"Damn, are you a pussy or something?" Anna Maria asked.
"Language, miss! I hope not!"
As for the next player, he could easily sense the fear on Shaggy.
"Hah, I'm not really scared of these freaks."
This Indian-Canadian guy had average height, dark skin, black hair with a massive emo fringe over his right eye and he wore a black jacket, a red and black shirt, blue jeans and black boots.
"Matthew, dude, you're a freak, too."
"I know, but I do have one advantage." He confidently stated. "I don't mind hanging out with these guys, since I don't really have beef with them! I'm gonna be on top of my game!"
"That's amazing, but the last guy who said that had a bad fake name!"
"To be fair, did he have hipster demon chicks?"
Everybody wondered who this goofy motherfucker was.
"Nope, but I'm working on a tight schedule, so I don't care!" Chris announced. "Matthew Patel, move on."
Matthew then sauntered up to the cast and summoned four floating blue-ish intangible hot ladies that all had grey skin, long black hair, a bindi and wore a white crop top, short blue skirts and black boots.
"Just wanted to show that it was no lie." Matthew explained himself. "My victory's very uncertain, but I'm not scared-"
"Shut your mouth, Matthew." Shadow told him.
Immediately, he straightened up and not just because the next person decided to walk off the place looked like she could execute him.
"Wow, This Summer Camp Is The Worst Summer Camp To Ever Be!" A xenomorph-looking lady shouted. "Oh My Crcuits, This Is Total Drama!"
Chris then bowed to the "queen", who was prety fuckin' tall.
"Listen, Queen, you can't just claim that. I'd like to say that it is pretty cool!" Chris heard a crash. "This summer camp is very good!"
"Hah, Sounds Like A Very Bad Summer Camp."
Queen is a very tall, slim woman and her eyes were a literal screen with eyelashes and has azure lipstick and she wore a black leotard, blue gloves, black boots, a blue xenomorph-esque cap, white leggings and a massive collar.
"New Peons To Add To My Awesome New Team. Sweet."
"Hey, hey, you're going to have to work with them." Chris announced.
Queen had a very sincere grin.
"I Like Working With Peons, Since They Could Be Friends!"
"Tone down the condescendsion, sheesh!" Coco quipped, as Queen came up to her. "Wait, you really mean the friend thing?"
"Yea."
The first boat returned back to wherever it came from, leaving the first 13 contestants to ruminate on some very unimportant matters.
"How The Heck Did Chris Get Me Here?" Queen asked.
"I don't know, I'm not an expert in moving stuff through impossible places!" Coney the Shy Guy remarked.
13 have arrived and 29 have yet to arrive and surprisingly, there was a slightly smaller boat that carried about 9 more contestants that were obviously lucky to get in.
"Can't believe that three people even fit on this boat. Say hello to Bowser Jr., everybody!"
The apparent yellow-scaled ten-year old turtle kid had a green spiky shell, red hair tied in a short ponytail and a bandana and he actually had only some luggage.
"What's up, losers!" Bowser Jr. declared. "You're looking at the-
"-winner of the season, this is getting old already." Ashley told him.
"Wha? You're getting old!"
Ashley shook her head.
"I see you're looking ready and prepared for the challenges!" Chris announced. "Seriously, don't want your dad to sue this place!"
"Yeah, I can handle these challenges like it's a breeze! Dad says he'd wipe the place clean if he came, though." The turtle kid boasted. "Just a little busy right now."
"Can you please stop talking about Bowser?"
Bowser Jr. shut up and pouted, as the next lady stepped off the boat and she was looking a little-very old and like a typical witch.
"Heheheahaheheehee!" She mirthfully laughed.
She was kinda short, had grey-ish skin and messy lilac hair and she wore a purple top, a pink skirt, striped pink and purple tights and pink shoes.
"I am the Mad Marvelous Madam Mim!" She declared. "And I like doing bad things of all kinds!"
Chris was even stumped by this very showy old lady, nevermind Bowser Jr. struggling to not laugh at this witch, having experience with somebody that was actually similar to her.
"Okay, that is Madam Mim everybody. I'd suggest you don't do anything stupid around her-"
"-Else I'll turn you into a frog, a robin or anything else. And I'll turn into an animal that will eat you!" Mim threatened. "So many animals to turn into!"
"That's enough, you're not eating anyone here! You just have to compete with your magic and whatever else you have!"
"Then this game will be mine!"
Mim felt a little something on the back of her head, as it was a spiked baseball bat wielded by one man with a motorcycle jacket and she knew that it was her time to step down from her intro.
"Sir Chuck, you will regret that."
"Yeah, sure."
Chuck then got a good look at the weird cast and realised that he was definitely out of his league.
By the way, he was a tall well-built middle-aged man with short golden brown hair and some stubble and he wore a yellow and black motorcycle jacket with "Diek" written in white, blue jeans and black and yellow trainers.
"Goddamn, I'm part of a freak show, ain't it?" Chuck asked.
"Ah, Chuck Greene, the man of the hour and zombie killer!"
"Yep."
Chuck was sizing up the crowd of multiversal peeps, trying to make sure that he wouldn't have to kill.
"Something tells me that you guys aren't just a bunch of psychopaths." Chuck said. "Gonna hafta get used to this."
"Can't blame you, this is a weird group of players. Luckily, I'm not weird!" Golf Ball shouted.
Chuck wondered where he'd went wrong in his life for this to be his competition and the next player did not help matters.
One very short kid with a cup head, a red straw, red pants and red shoes that ran in with excitement and not that much luggage.
"Hey, where's the death-defying challenges? I can only see the weirdos" He asked.
"Cuphead, dude, chill out, those challenges aren't going to be super deadly!"
Chris saw the cup get pissed, before showing his shit-eating grin.
"Actually, they are. Just wait for them."
"Alright, this is gonna be my summer camp!" Cuphead shouted, looking at the horrified players. "You guys hate fun or something?"
"Can't trust Chris to not murder us." Chuck sighed.
The next player was arguably surprised to be here, being a previous Ridonculous Race player, who paired together with her law school sister, got a great 4th place position.
No-one could mistake the black hair in twin ponytails or brown leather boots or the fact that she did a selfie with an very displeased Chris.
"That is enough, Kitty, I don't care about your solid position on that inferior show, no selfies!"
"Okay, sorry, I just wanted one for the-"
Kitty stared at the colorful cast of characters.
"-Wow, I finally made it to this crazy show, huh?"
"Yep, be prepared for real strategy."
Kitty looked at Chris' desperation.
"Okay." Kitty was unfazed, considering what she had to deal with.
Like the next player, who was playing her keytar with all of the energy of somebody who always gave two cares.
She was a very tall grey wolf with a red 80s outfit that looked...very 80s, down to the shorts that were there for reasons, purple leggings, a spiked belt and bracelets on the legs and arms.
"Okay, Roxanne Wolf, enough of that!"
"Listen, I gotta have a fan-favourite entrance. Since I'm pretty sure that I am already a fan-favourite." She had to brag. "Would be way less fun without me for sure."
Chris clasped his hands with a smile.
"That's the atittude that I like to see from a camper! Alright, but you can swim right?"
Roxanne actually felt silent, as Chris had a good chuckle.
"I'm gonna make you believe that I'm your favourite by the end of my run!" She shouted, letting the next player onto the dock.
This guy was just a teenager with sharp teeth and scruffy ginger hair and he wore a white shirt with a tie, black pants and white and red 90s-style trainers.
"Hey, you're that Chris guy from that show!" He wondered aloud. "Wait, are these guys demons?"
"I have a demon." Ashley answered.
Chris saw him and shook hands with the fella, who reciprocated the gesture.
"Yo, my man Denji, how's being on Total Drama?"
"Uh, I guess it's cool." Denji said. "Is this where I have to fight people for a million dollars?"
"Two million, but yep."
Denji had this feeling of euphoria coming over him, as he couldn't stop smiling.
"YES! I'm on TV! Hi, everybody at home, you're about to see a guy fight these guys for a lot of money."
The ginger-haired teen pointed towards the contestants.
"You guys aren't demons, right?"
"Nope, fought a bear, though." Merida casually remarked.
Denji had a certain glow in his eye that the last passenger managed to get into one of her videos.
She was a 18-year old girl with messy brown hair, a red jacket, a white shirt with a distinct logo, scruffy jeans and scruffy grey sneakers...and armed with a camera.
"Hello, family and welcome to the greatest Total Drama experience of all time! Katie Mitchell here, sorry and I'm with...this guy!" The girl named Katie exclaimed, not noticing Chris' scowl. "Don't worry, mom, dad, Aaron and friends from the same college, this is kinda where I'm staying for the next month or two?"
"Katie Mitchell, glad that we have the camera, but let me do the introductions! You wasted too much time, by the way."
Katie Mitchell was still recording.
"Turn off the camera."
Katie stopped the recording and put the camera in her jacket pocket.
"This is gonna be the best summer camp! I could win two million dollars and fighting against a bunch of peeps from other worlds!" She couldn't hold in her excitement like Denji.
"Denji!"
"What?" The guy turned around.
Katie looked at him, as the boat left.
"Nah, I don't want to say it."
"Come on, you think I look cute, right?"
It got awkward, as Katie joined the colourful cast of weirdos, freaks and normal people and then she saw her potential teammate, who was green and a little bit mean.
And had a strong Scottish accent and could easily do this.
"ROOOOAAAAARRRR!"
Every contestant either had their minds blown, not impressed by an ogre roar or were understandably scared.
"Sorry about that, just wanted to get one out."
"Shrek, dude, you can't just do a big roar like that out of the game!"
Shrek, wearing a off-white and dark brown peasant's outfit with brown leather shoes.
"Yeah, don't you usually capture princesses?" Merida had her arrow ready.
"Not really, I'm actually married to one-"
"DON'T LIE TO ME!" Merida screamed, firing off the arrow.
It just about missed Shrek's head, who wasn't finding this situation amusing.
"For the record, it was an actual marriage. Talk to him sometime, Merida!"
Chris, Shrek and Merida saw something kind of ridiculous that the rest of the contestants had been staring at besides the big "Scottish" ogre having a fight with a Scottish princess.
A certain centaur with half tanned brown fur on her head and arms and half pink fur with a magenta tail on her four legs with blue half-shaved style hair and she was dropped some random hair gel.
"THAT MIGHT BE MINE!"
"For the record, it was mine." She said in a screechy voice. "Sorry, Mr. McLean, it was not yours!"
The centaur got up to everyone gawking at her for accidentally landing on the dock and dropping her hair goal and somehow getting up easily.
"Glendale!"
"Sorry for messing up your introduction, Mr. Shrek." Glendale admitted. "I just found some hair gel somewhere."
"Eh, could be worse." Shrek answered.
Glendale got up and shook herself.
"Uh, did I miss something?" Glendale remarked. "Just wanted to hang out with a couple of fellows."
The contestants wouldn't stop gawking at her, as Glendale slowly walked into the crowd of contestants which now included 19 contestants and definitely some of that "extra stuff"
Something dropped from her belly.
"You own a little bit of that green?" Abe asked.
"That's what it's called?!" Glendale shouted in surprise, not liking weed.
And then there was another boat of 13 campers and the first camper to literally jump off didn't care much for the ears of the contestants, since he couldn't help but show.
"In the name of justice, I will beat all evildoers in this competition with only my ninja skills and
It didn't help that he was supposed to be a ninja, judging by the green ninja garb with a short and his pants held up by his grey belt, the grey armoured sandals and massive scarf.
"Dude, a real ninja!" Denji was wowed already.
"You sure?" Bowser Jr. was more skeptical.
This guy's chestnut brown hair was literally one massive messy ponttail with a few messy fringes in the front and his face had an literal X-scar.
"Justice comes in many forms, Chris McLean."
"Oh good, you know my name, Bang." Chris tried to not laugh. "You have no idea how much justice you're gonna need!"
"These challenges won't faze someone such as me. I have been through so many trials and tribulations!" Bang declared. "Nothing you can do, potential evildoer!"
Bang was repeatedly being pushed by someone who really could care less, but just wanted their own introduction and couldn't even do that.
"Oh, sorry, random man."
"It's okay, I should have watched myself." An lanky, tall man with a crooked neck remarked. "But I'm trying to be a nice guy!"
The next guy wore a white t-shirt with blue accents around the edges, khaki pants and black sneakers and he looked a little like Abraham Lincoln with the scruffy floating hair and an rectangualar head.
"Abe, what's shaking? What's going on!"
"Nothing much."
Abe then looked more forlorn.
"I came here to impress Cleo, who is very attractive!" Abe exclaimed. "And I would like to hang out with her."
"Dude, that is not that impressive. Also, who's Cleo?"
"SOMEONE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME!"
Abe then confidently walked down the place like he didn't shout about a future girlfriend, which was very much unlike our next lady that wanted to do her thing.
Which was just an old grey squirrel.
"Did I miss bad teen romance?" The squirrel asked.
"Slappy Squirrel, the old school squirrel! So-"
"Are you interviewing me?" Slappy asked.
"No, ma'am, I was just asking about that boat ride."
Slappy sighed.
"Damn boat definitely works and honestly, I could care less. Looks like I've got some tough competition to deal with." She off-handedly remarked. "And I bet you think I can't handle these challenges, you young whippersnapper!"
Slappy then basically storm down the dock to let the next lady off the boat and she was definitely one of them.
"No way, this is like bootleg-" The rabbit remarked, trying to figure out a word. "-that one show that had this one guy and a bunch of people were trying to survive on it."
The rabbit had bumped right into the host with the most.
"Oh, hey, Chris!"
"You can't just hey me, Lola." Chris announced. "I think that show's called Total Drama!"
This edition of Lola Bunny had peach-coloured fur, her two ears tied into a scrunchie, some yellow hair and she wore a blue dress.
"No, wait, that can't be right. It had a guy named Jeff on it." Lola remembered, before realising. "I think it was this show! Oh my god, I'm on it!"
"Thanks for realising that you were a fan of this thing!" Chris just kept up with Lola's frantic handshakes, as she looked at the cast of multiversal players. "Anyways, here's your new friends!"
Lola gasped, before skalking towards them.
"Oh my god, hi!" Lola exclaimed.
And then the next person stepped off with a mean attitude and sunglasses that couldn't cover up her own third eye, ready to prove that witches were, indeed, getting down to business.
"Hmph." The triclops noted. "Suprisingly lacking in humans."
She had three eyes, magneta hair with some of tied in a bun and the front covered in that 90s style and she wore a letterman jacket over a black dress with yellow sleeves and leggings and black shoes.
Basically, she dressed like a smart jock, which wasn't too far off the truth and she also walked like it.
"Please tell me that you're not the host of this." Boscha looked at the other contestants.
"I am and there's nothing you can change about it." Chris told her. "Anyways, everybody, meet Boscha, basically a witch jock."
Boscha easily sized them up in her mind.
"It's hard to tell which of you are worthless, but some of you just make it pretty obvious."
Almost everyone else either balked, were understandably disgusted by it or just stupified into silence.
"Do you start conversations like this?" Coco asked.
"Listen, you science experiment turned geek, I was just trying to get some insight."
"It's not that hard to figure out you're just a jock with magic powers, just stop being a typical bully."
"You don't KNOW who I am!"
"And that's what the competition's for, no need to be rude."
Coco and Boscha had a stare down, before they naturally split up thanks to a possible threat from a axe that hit the ground.
"Kitana, you could've messed these guys up!" Chris shouted. "Also, hello, your highness!"
She was a well-built, slighty tan-skinned woman with black hair tied into a long ponytail and she was wearing, uh, a crop top, a thong, a loincloth, blue bots, blue stylish armbands and of course, her mask.
Denji and Matthew couldn't stop staring and not even Daybreak could keep her composure.
"Wow, what a lady. It's a honour." Agent Daybreak strolled right up to Kitana all casually.
Chris just tried to push him off, trying to not sweat.
"Okay, so uh, do you wear anything else?"
"This is how I normally present myself and that was not I who threw the weapon." Kitana asked. "My apologies, Mr. McLean."
"Yep, no apologies, your highness, uh, you gotta go!"
"Sorry for the axe thrown by my fellow competitor, let me introduce myself again. My name is Kitana, future queen of Edenia."
Chris, despite being caught acting horny on camera, managed to sweep through that introduction easily, but it was going to be a bit harder thanks to this guy's whole being.
He was a block man with dark skin, dark hair, a blue shirt, blue jeans and black shoes.
"Dude, Steve, you can't just do that!"
Chris realised he had fucked up.
"How's being in Smash? Since you like throwing axes."
He got into a thinking pose.
Chris looked offended., as Steve then ignored his next question and picked the axe back up and either got looks of awe from the more current contestants or looks of sheer confusion from basically everybody else.
"Your looks are the least crazy thing about you right now and I won't elaborate." Kitty explained.
Steve nodded, respecting his own weirdness and also witnessing, the next player pushing through the host with the most for a decent reason.
Mostly because he was fascinated with everyone here for a very good reason, being a LEGO construction worker with a transparent red back stuck to him.
"No way that I'm in a competition with the Minecraft guy! Who knew crossovers would be so awesome!" The worker praised Steve. "How's it going?"
"No way, you're in Smash!"
"Emmet, dude, that's the attitude I'd like to see from a guy!" Chris greeted him. "I am gonna love seeing through go through pain!"
Emmet then realised he forgot what show he was on.
"At least I'll have a fun time here!" Emmet shouted to everyone. "Alright, yeah, block time!"
Emmet and Steve respected each other's general blockiness, which the next player walked past both of them thanks to her serious background, since she was a white 16-year old girl in a blue military uniform with a skirt and white leggings.
Her eyes were blue and her eyebrows were even white. She did have white hair and 5'2'' in height.
"Honestly, these two aren't really that annoying." She ruminated in her own head.
And then saw the host and instantly saluted someone who didn't care much for the salute, besides Chef who did the same thing back from Chris' side.
"My name is Vladilena Milize, Major for the San Magnolia Republic, it is a pleasure to meet you-"
"Always glad to have a military person in here! Can I call you Lena?" Chris greeted her.
"My apologies, Mr. McLean." Vladi(lena) said. "I thought it was a formal competition."
"Nah, miss, it's very informal!"
Vladilena then couldn't help but gawk at the competition and also Shadow the Hedgehog, who was looking in her direction and she couldn't help but be nervous.
"Well, you did say it was going to be a social experience and it certainly is one." Lena spoke confidently. "Nevertheless, I did come here to make friends."
And the next player couldn't help but share the same kind of attitude that the two blocky fellas had, as she put her paw on top of Chris' own head.
"Alright, where's the host of this thing?" A dark-skinned lady with rabbit-like legs and ears demanded. "These guys are kinda nice!"
"I'm the host, rabbit girl!"
The rabbit-ish girl (who was basically the same height as Vladilena) with long white hair stepped back a bit and got all of the horny people drooling in awe of her well-built figure, which definitely included her breasts and tailed butt.
Also, she wore a distinctly tight hero costume with white gloves, blue leggings with armoured toes and ankles a white leotard with blue accents and a yellow moon.
"Guys, calm down, I could be on your team!"
"My apologies, Miss Rumi Usagiyama, I was just taken aback by your skills!" Chris greeted her awkwardly. "And you happening to look nice isn't part of it."
"Nah, I'm not mad about it, happens to a lot to me." Rumi said. "Just call me Mirko."
There were certainly a lot of blushing going on for obvious reasons.
"Listen, if any of you are thinking of sabotaging this competition, your ass isn't worth kicking. It's a reality show, come on!"
Once again, nobody would say anything and it was completely the opposite reason for her general sexiness and a similar reason to a good few of the other players.
"Hello, everybody!" A (almost) bald guy shouted. "Do you like math?"
Chris wasn't the only horrified person there.
"Well, that is Baldi." Lena eased the tensions.
"The heck's a Baldi! And no I don't like math!" Cuphead called out.
The tall bald guy with one hair, "wore" a green jumper, blue jeans and brown shoes.
And he was mad.
"You will pay for your crimes against math." Baldi darkly stated.
"Math jail ain't real anyways." Cuphead scoffed.
"Hey, everyone, this is Baldi! Be nice about math around him, he's very scary!" Chris introduced him, a little shaken. "Be nice to him, please!"
"I am very nice if you're good with math!" Baldi said.
Baldi's mouth was basically disjointed and it slowly turned into a very serious frown and he smacked the ruler against seemingly nothiung, causing a loud crash to be heard.
"Are you sure you're nice?" Coco asked.
Baldi took a moment to answer, giving a glare the whole time.
"Yes."
Speaking of less horrifying contestants, French girls in America doing Muay Thai action was less horrifying than some early 3D-looking school teacher and she was looking pretty fine.
Since she was dressed in dark pink-coloured formal attire, wearing a white dress shirt, a waistcoat, dress trousers, dark pink fighting gloves and a cumbermund that was in yellow and white shoes and she was quite the looker.
She had clean cut blonde hair with a fringe on the left, had blue eyes and was generally attractive.
"Alright, genius, he's a twelve year old kid, he naturally hates math." She said.
"WHO TOLD YOU I WAS TWELVE!" Cuphead called out in the background.
"I could tell." She definitely heard Cuphead.
"Is your name really King? No, seriously."
"Yes, is that a bad thing?" King asked, raising a knee.
"No, no, it's fine!"
"Good."
King also took one look at the cast.
"Looks like they've got a bunch of weirdos this year."
"Don't judge us, human, thought that mop on your head does look good on you." Boscha insulted the hair.
"Don't test me, three eyes-"
"HEELLLOOOO, PEOPLE!"
It was so loud that it both stopped the argument and also got everyone's attention onto this blonde fella who was actually from Japan.
"Sorry, I just heard that two people were fighting even before the competition, that is very wrong." He declared. "We all should be learning about each other!"
King and Boscha didn't look impressed by this guy.
This guy's hair was long, blonde with red tips and very scruffy and he was 5'9''. had red & yellow eyes and obviously had hidden lean-ish muscles under his Japanese-styled black uniform.
Said uniform had a jacket, baggy trousers and a white belt and he also wore a white cape with red tips and a yellow gradiant, red and yellow flame-like upper socks, brown socks and white sandals.
"Shut up." King and Boscha both agreed to say.
This guy jumped down from the boat to land on the dock.
"Rengoku, that was too loud, but it was one hell of an introduction!" Chris announced. "How's the cast of people here!"
Rengoku was entranced by Boscha for obvious reasons.
"How do you allow a demon, who has eaten people, to compete here!" Rengoku shouted.
"First off, witches doesn't eat people! Secondly, why I would even do that." Boscha was indignant.
"Oh, my mistake. It seems like that I have a lot of learn with all of these humans and creatures!" Rengoku apologised. "But we will share a lot of time with each other!"
"You anime whippersnappers never learn how to stop talking!" Slappy shouted.
"Yeesh, I did say apologise." Rengoku said.
"Apology accepted, young man."
Rengoku then took his position, as the boat and the introductions did not slow down.
Finally, there was the last boat of 14 campers and they were quite a bunch of characters, starting with the basically 16-year old kid with spiky hair that looked like a spring onion, even including the fringe.
"Surprised to see that this is indeed civilsation." He spoke. "But this island is quite the weird one to me."
He stepped off with a lack of luggage and only wore a scuffed tan buttoned tunic with sports-like wrap, a rudimentary pouch and rudimental tan and brown shoes.
"Honestly, I knew what I was getting into and with the power of science, I'm going to figure out what this island and how all of you people go here through tunnels in reality."
"Enough, Senku Ishigami, geez! Dude, it's not that serious or even awesome!" Chris told him. "Welcome to a summer camp, man! Are you a caveman?"
"I got frozen in stone for three thousand, seven hundred and nineteen years and still retained my knowledge. No and I'm ten billion percent sure of that." Senku explained. "Actually, nobody I know would even count as a caveman."
"Stop explaining stuff, man, I don't care."
Senku then just shrugged.
"Well, I have kept my friend waiting here for-"
"Bro, I don't know this guy, I ain't a nerd like him!"
Shadow definitely recognised this guy...along with a bunch of people, somehow including Senku.
"EGGMAN!" Shadow grumbled loudly. "I will ensure that you won't take over the game or something stupid like that."
"Damn, you got over your Twitch arc real quick." This Eggman snapped his fingers. "Just like that, I thought you was gonna go evil and wear some fake jordans."
Shadow was just plainly confused at the bullshit that was happening.
"Which future did you come from?" Shadow was exasperated.
"Bro, did you hit your head, you were flipping and flopping morals like it was the world's edgiest pancake based on money? Remember that, you stupid bitch."
Shadow looked confused.
"Eggman, remember that this Shadow doesn't know or know what Twitch is! Nevermind you being a crazy dude." Chris was definitely taken aback.
"Wait, I know what Twitch is." Shadow rolled his eyes.
"Um, yeah, you better tell somebody who cares about that." Eggman insulted Chris. "Anyways, I'm gonna let the rest of y'all cook because you're about to get turned into eggs!"
And the next guy wasn't any more impressed with the big egg's antics.
"You're not even shaped like an egg."
This guy was muscular, green, has spiky green hair and had green arm and chest hair and he was of average height.
He wore just brown shorts with a belt.
"Blanka. Get off the dock, Eggman." Chris announced.
"Fuckin' jungle boy." Eggman grumbled, as he walked to join the colorful cast of characters.
Blanka did a jungle cry, which scared nearly everyone and proved that he was indeed, from the Amazon.
"Jeez, dude, I know you can speak."
"Now, this is my kind of place! The forest's just a less good jungle, anyways." Blanka said.
Blanka then tried to meet with his fellow weirdos, but they all somehow agreed to slowly back away from the Amazon-raised man and he just sighed.
"Uwo, everyone thinks I'm a monster."
"You do look like one, but there is definitely a perfectly scientific way to figure you turned into this. In addition, I can tell you're not a bad man."
"Thank you, nerd guy!"
Senku wasn't pleased with accident insult.
Anyways, next player and shit, she was old and ugly despite loving fashion a little bit too much and she was stick thin in both limbs and body, her tall height not helping matters on bit.
She wore a black sleeveless dress, a white mink coat with red lining, long red gloves, red high heels, earrings and a ring on her right hand.
"You think you can put me on a boat with all of these commoners and miscreants as an esteemed patron of this low grade, unsafe summer camp!"
"Cruella, Cruella. Take it up with the law, those guys called you a miscreant." Chris announced. "You're a pretty esteemed patron in my book!"
"Why thank you, Mr. McLean! Even a man with a severe lack of style and a terrible haircut like yourself can see my stylings!" Cruella just threw the praise back in Chris' face.
The host with the most was pissed at the serious lack of respect that Cruella gave him, who basically skipped past him by the way.
"My my, so many people to make fur-make friends with, haha."
"I feel like I'd raided ya closet, I could make a fur coat outta you."
Cruella then turned to Slappy with a literal killer smile.
"Who said it?"
"Me." Slappy answered flatly.
Cruella was agape at the existence of a talking squirrel, much like the next guy that was on the shores of this quite odd island.
"Hello, ladies, I-"
The tanned guy with spiky black hair looked at the cast.
"-AAAAHHHHH!"
This guy was tall in a kinda lanky fashion and was pretty fit and he wore a burgunudy t-shirt with red lining, loose blue jeans, brown sneakers and a necklace of dice.
He couldn't stop being surprise.
"I know it's kinda crazy!" Denji shouted. "But it's gonna be awesome!"
"Hey, Jonesy, surprised to see so many guys?"
"Well, not like this! There's no way that I signed up for this." Jonesy complained, realising that he could actually die.
And then Chris pulled out the contract and Jonesy just saw his name signed on it.
"Well, Jude, tell them that I've lived a long and awesome life."
The tanned fella managed to catch out the hotties among the crowd.
"Hey, good looking ladies, what's happening. Regardless of the freaks and weirdos over here, what's say we get accquainted sometime! I have a pretty good job, too."
"No, you sound desperate as hell." Anne Maria rejected him.
Right before someone ripped ass, causing a cold of noxious gases and garlic to stink up the air with gusto.
"Ooh, sorry, just had a mean garlic burger."
The big fat guy jumped off arrogantly, as he landed on the dock butt first and almost broke it.
"You have a rotten day, boat driver!"
"Oh my god, Wario, don't stink up the place, dude! It could mess up my hair!" Chris scolded the guy.
Wario was a very short and very fat guy with brown hair and he was wearing a blue denim jacket, a navy blue shirt, light pink trousers, blue clopper-like shoes, yellow fingerless gloves and a biker helmet with a W on top.
"Hey, where's the host of this shindig."
"I am the host of this shindig, dude."
Wario gulped in fear of getting eliminated by the host in a world record attempt.
"Sorry, but Wario doesn't like this place. But I'mma liking these crazy campers, Wario's got experience in that!" Wario then cozied up to his employee. "Hey, Ashley."
"Get away from her, Wario!" Ashley's imp declared.
"Yes, get away from me." Ashley spoke herself.
"Dang." Wario said. "I don't need you guys anyways, I was a treasure hunter."
The next player, unknown to Chris, was already on the dock and ready to show-off her job unintentionally and she kept calm and quiet.
"This looks like a competition suited to my skillsuit." She spoke.
Chris turned around to see the very attractive ninja with her notable ta-tas and hips.
"Kagero, you're lookin' nice!"
Kagero was a Hoshidian (basically Japanese) with long brown hair that was tied up in a long ponytail and covered the right side of her face with a very long bang.
And she wore a short desaturated pink kimono with a wide dark sash and armour on her thighs, armoured sandals, seperated sleeves, long yellow scarf and gauntlets, one of them having a blade and a weapon that was probably hidden somewhere.
"Am I assume that you're the host of this competition?" Kagero asked. "You do not exactly look like a gentleman of high stature."
"Uh, yeah, you're here to compete against these people!"
Kagero was already sizing them up.
"My lord, Ryoma, told me to take some time off since it is quite peaceful in Hoshido at this very moment, but nevertheless, I will not hesitate to use my strengths." Kagero just explained herself.
"Hahaha, young lady, you don't see me wearing that stuff!" Mim chuckled, shooting off something random. "The next lady will love this."
"I don't see how it's useful to ruin your own reputation already."
The next lady that stepped off looked sooty and easily shook it off with a...red and yellow anthro fox that looked like a witch by her side.
"I know, Delphox, she's a mean old lady. But at least we made it." That young lady remarked, having caramel-coloured hair.
She looked to be about 15 and had blue eyes and she wore a light pink dress with a white collar and a blue bowtie, a reddish jacket, black stockings and brown boots and that pink and black trebuchet hat.
"Something tells me that this isn't a Pokemon Contest, though."
"Hey, Serena! No it is not." Chris clarified. "You are competiting for 2 million dollars, though."
"That is great!"
Serena was beaming, along with her main Pokemon, who suspicious looked at Chris.
"Then what are we doing here?"
"You compete against these guys for that 2 million dollars on this island, you read the brochre already."
It finally clicked in Serena's head...and then she got a look at the cast.
"...What kind of Pokemon are those?!"
"They aren't Pokemon, Serena."
Serena didn't even get the figure out her situation, as she got bumped by another one of her fellow ladies who had a unique styling to her red hair, literally being swept slightly inwards.
"Excuse me, you look really sad."
"I'm sorry, Joan, is your name Joan?" Serena was in the middle of a lowkey breakdown.
"Yeah, it is." The red-haired teen, whose name was Joan said. "Uh, holy shit, I understand your breakdown, Serena."
"Hey, I was supposed to call your name out, Joan of Arc!" Chris announced. "You kinda messed it up."
"Sorry, but I gotta help a fellow girl out."
Joan was a decently tall teen with a weird gait and a generally good figure and she wore a black crop-ish top, grass-coloured khaki pants and black combat boots.
"Anyways, I can believe that I'm staying at a summer camp, but what's with all of the freaky science experiments?"
"Long story-"
"JOAN!"
Abe was somehow surpsied that his friend was here, as they just ran to each other, Joan going for a hug and Abe missing it so hard that you'd swear he was ignoring her.
"Hey, Joan, we could rock this competition together as a friendship duo since we could be an awesome couple of buddies!" Abe had so much enthuasiasm.
"I don't mind doing it as a real couple." Joan butted in. "Since I like you romantically."
"Cool, where's this coming from?" Abe asked.
Joan dropped to the ground, as nearly everyone looked either baffled at Abe's emotional innepitude.
"Okay, can somebody else hop in, this is getting awkward-"
Some Japanese short kid with scruffy blonde hair tied at the top and wearing a white shirt, a black jacket stuck on the shirt's collar, black baggy paints and black shoes.
"Okay, what kind of bullshit is this? What kind of drug did you slap on me?" The short kid demanded.
"You're not helping things, Mikey, dude. That's not even your real name!"
"Apparently I signed up for this crap. And I still dunno what it is." Mikey replied aggressively.
"Bro, you're in a competition to get two million dollars against these guys! These guys are kinda freaks!"
"Yeah, I get it."
Mikey got up to see what he was competing against and wondered how the fuck it was even possible.
"No way that I'm not taking any drugs for this stuff. This bullshit's for real." His surprised was bizarrely monotone. "Or Drakken didn't wake me up."
"It ain't no dream, that's the most messed up thing ever, kid." Matthew proclaimed, as he saw Mikey walk up. "Kid, get real."
"I'm getting really tired of your dark-skinned ass."
Mikey exuded some crazy aura, as he just walked up and stood next to Mr. Patel, who was shaking in his boots.
"Wait, why do you have dark skin?"
"It's a long and complicated process that you won't understand-" Matthew proudly wanted to explain.
"Then shut up."
Anyways, Chris stood up still at the next lady that wanted to do their own thing and her own thing was indeed getting in the mind of the host.
"You're a very interesting man for someone seemingly so boring at their job. Didn't know that you tried to get into a nuclear disposal business despite being an amateur of amateurs." She spoke softly and seductively.
"Listen, lady, I'm more surprised that you didn't want this aired in your world! Clearly, you're a massive fan of me." Chris couldn't help but huff. "Better question, why'd ya go as yourself?"
"Because I don't mind this game."
She was quite the looker, basically got all of the guys staring at her, as she skalked with her long black hair with a fringe and a ponytail down the back, two side strands, light skin, a rat tail with a blade on the end and rat ears.
And she wore a futuristic police uniform, consisting of a grey short jacket with loose straps, a black crop top, a black short skirt, rippled leggings and grey boots with black shoes.
"As a behaviour specalist, I can tell who's been on the straight and narrow annd who loves doing little things on the side. You didn't even need any opening up."
"Stop it, Jane, I can only feel so good!"
Chris got a serious side eye from Chef Hatchet.
"Whoops, my mistake..."
Jane took a good look at her fellow competition.
"...looks like I've got my work cut out for me."
"Yeah, you could say that again!" Jonesy wasn't even weirded out.
Boscha couldn't help but blush.
But Rumi and Jane easily locked eyes with each other.
"Wow, they were not kidding when they said heroes come in all shapes and sizes." Mirko said. "Bet you work as a secret agent because that was some smooth business."
"Well, you're right, Mirko, I've done a lot of dirty deeds for the good of the public." Jane said. "But you can't say that it is a bad thing."
"I guess you're right, but uh..." Mirko said. "...you don't need to pull the charm on me, we're on the same side of justice."
"Well, that's quite good, it wouldn't be a fair fight in this environment, anyways."
Either way, it was time for a blue-haired Brit to get on the dock and try to look away from Jane.
"Flipping 'eck, mate, they weren't joking when they say this season was gonna get weird." The blue-haired frontman could only say. "Looks like a bit of a mad one, yeah."
"Yeah, it is, 2-D! Or Stuart, but I'm pretty sure that everyone that knows your name already knows." Chris announced.
"Ey, you can't just say that. But it's a pleasure to be here, Mr. McLean, sir!" 2-D said. "The rat lady part of the game?"
"Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
This definitely 6'2'' white dude had spiky blue hair, obviously, technically had eyes, was lacking in teeth, thick eyebrows and wore a black short-sleeved shirt, blue jeans and long leather shoes.
He took the spot right next to Jonesy.
"How's your eyes like that?" Jonesy asked.
"It just is, okay." 2D already got flustered. "This show's kinda crazy, innit?"
"Yeah, it definitely is!"
Well, there's only three more players left and this guy was clearly angry.
"Hey, listen, I do not appreciate being ignored."
Some short pig man that had fur like a boar and wore a tattered green robe with an open tunic and a loincloth attached to the bottom of it, had a black beaded necklace, a scarf of sorts and straps on his feet.
And he just jumped down from the boat like everyone didn't like his stinky attitude, maybe smell, but definitely a rake that he could swing.
"Eh, I haven't really shown myself yet."
"Zhu Bajie, I'm glad you're here...and I'm pretty sure that I got your name right!" Chris greeted. "Nice rake, dude."
"Thank you, this rake is going to beat the competition easily..."
Zhu Bajie looked to the crowd.
"...these demons and creatures haven't got one on me."
"Yeah, everybody says that, shorty." Boscha said. "What are you doing with that rake?"
"Let's just say I am serious about fighting and underestimating me is not a wise move!" Bajie warned the young witch, who just huffed at him.
Speaking of Bajie and young ladies, he rolled up to Kagero.
"Is this what Corrin fought against?" Kagero asked.
"Listen, young lady, I don't mind having a conversation!"
"My apologies, but not everybody has been introduced yet."
Some people also call him Tiaopeng, but uh, we're not at the moment.
And finally, speaking of demons, one of them actually came on the boat and somehow didn't managed to stumble off the boat.
"Huh, it ain't that much better than Hell, but there's grass."
This demon girl with pale skin, a decent figure, sunglasses and white hair stumbled onto the dock with confidence.
She wore a black suit with a red shirt, a black jacket, pants and tie and red karate gloves and she looked pretty cool.
"I am Justice and I will do drama...and something else! Wait, that was a terrible attempt-"
"You can't just stroll up like that, Justice, people will think stuff of me." Chris said. "Also, people are giving you dirty looks!"
"Anyways, I'm a demon, if you couldn't tell and my harem leader wanted me to do this because it would be funny apparently." Justice explained himself. "But I'm very serious!"
Chris had a "try not to laugh" look on his face, which was very serious.
"I'm glad you think I'm very serious, Mr. McLean."
"Yep."
Justice then rolled up to the rest of the cast, who were a little uncomfortable with her even considering Ashley's mini friend.
"Alright, that's almost everybody! Seriously, where is that supervillain?"
"I bet she'll be here real quick. Either that or I'm going have to take this matter into my own hands." Chef said.
And then 30 minutes had passed and very important things were being talked about.
"So, what's your type?" Jonesy asked.
"Uh, nerdy girls with spunk?" Shaggy answered honestly, sweating.
"Yeah, man, that's not my type at all." Jonesy said. "But I do like attractive women!"
"What about food, though? What about giant sand-"
TELEPORTATION SOUND FROM THE HEAVENS*
Jonesy was suddenly reminded of the guy that sounded almost like Chris and then there was a random dude who looked like he would fit in a random Fire Emblem game who literally came from nowhere.
He was a young adult with silver hair, light skin, and blue eyes and he wore a light blue headband, navy blue swordsman attire with a brown belt, a cape with green lining, a chestplate and armoured boots.
"Ah-ha, I have made it to another world. Finally, I will not be called creeper anymore!"
He saw the infuriated looks of Chris and Chef.
"And I have successfully infiltrated this Total Drama!"
"SCHEZO, YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW UP LIKE THAT! Also, you're kinda not supposed to be here, we don't have enough beds."
Coco and Senku were trying to calculate the amount of beds in this show.
"That is fine, for I am a noble warrior, willing to sacrifice myself for you."
Their train thought got cut off by that sentence, however.
"Chris, this is a bad idea." Chef calmly spoke.
"No, no, what I meant was that for this competition, my dedication to your greatness will only be matched for my fervor for the challenges!"
Chris and Chef then slowly smiled, realising that they managed to get first boot gold and then laughed and also, Jonesy and Shaggy were just staring right at him.
"And that I deserve a place in your honour!"
"Step right up, Schezo, we've finally got a spot open for you!"
Senku and Coco silently figured that there was enough space for Schezo, thanks to some of the guys having ninja habits.
"Finally, I will reverse my unfortunate reputation!"
"Did you say you want Chris?!" Coco said. "Ew."
And then 30 minutes more and Chris and Chef were looking real pissed at this lady flouting social rules, which Mim was only smiling wildly at.
"Okay, where is she already! If she doesn't get here in the next ten minutes, I'm gonna have to cut her off-"
Somebody poked Chris in the back.
"Chef, dude, what do you have to ask."
"Chris, you better turn around to see this guy." Chef answered with utmost seriousness.
"Guy, what do ya mean-"
Chris then saw a massive black and red armoured fella with seemingly massive muscles and said armour was coloured like lava, the orange horns and orange and white gradiant arms were lava-like and the face was styled after a skull with a green visor.
Chris had the fear of God (hilariously enough) after seeing this hunk of a supervillain and Chef looked prepared to kill.
"-Hold on, you are Lord Dominator, are ya?" Chris asked. "Please don't kill me, I'm too pretty!"
Chris was shaking in his boots, as Chef wondered something about this suited man that looked a bit like Samus.
They did not have to wonder for long, as the armoured suit dwindled to reveal his true form, or rather, her own form.
"Hahahahahaha, look at you all scared of me!"
Lord Dominator (for real) was a green skinned attractive gal with red eyes that had drippy black makeup circles around them, yellow gloves, her fully armoured helmet was just a military villain-style helmet with horns, a chestplate with a spiked shoulder pads and a speckled heart, a loincloth and sneakers with yellow and black stripes.
"Well, this should be fun for me at least." Dominator said. "I just scared you all real easy."
"Yeah, can you not do that next time!"
Dominator's gloves then radiated out some lava.
"Or what?"
"Nothing, nothing, sheesh."
"Good."
The men were either astounded by her power or her great looks and she plainly sashayed her way to the now complete cast of characters.
"Are you the evilest woman out there in your galaxy?" Justice asked.
"Yeah and I don't mind it one bit."
"That is quite an honour!"
"Yep!"
...
Chris had one thing to do.
"I know trying to fit everybody in the camera will be hard! And that's why I'm doing it!" Chris told the cast. "Alright, everybody back on the dock!"
"But why?" Anna Maria asked.
"Why not?"
Lola pulled Anna Maria towards the dock, where every player was.
"Wait, hold on, that's good and the picture's gonna look perfect!" Chris announced. "Everyone, just say cheese!"
"CHEESE!"
Anna Maria and Kitty realised, all too late, when the dock broke on the massive cast and sent them plummeting into the cold waters.
"I can't believe that worked on most of you! Dudes and dudettes, I'm going to take you on a tour of Camp Crossbranch, which is a work-in-progress, but I'm fine with it!"
Obviously, the cast didn't like the prank.
"You suck, bro." Jonesy said.
"Hey, he's giving us a tour of the camp, it's not all bad!" Denji reassured Jonesy.
"Listen, man, my look's ruin because this guy think he's funny."
"Funnier than you certainly, you wannabe jock." Slappy sniped.
The camp was very rustic, for lack of a meaner word, because it was actually a pretty okay camp minus the slight wear and tear from it all.
"I helped build this camp and let me tell you, it definitely is one of those winter camps! Wanted it to be more abandoned, but I couldn't get that to happen!"
"That's honestly awesome! Can't imagine that would be a good place to be sleeping in!" Kitty shouted.
"Anyways, here's the sleeping areas and they might have a little bit of a bug problem for the losers anyways!"
There was two huts that had two divisions for each gender and one of them was notably much better than the other and it wasn't really that hard to tell them apart.
One of them was more like a luxury version of the Total Drama fare, good beds, good insulation and good everything else.
Kitty looked into the winners' room and it was definitely much better than anyone expected, most of the contestants in awe at the sheer comfort of the beds.
And the other one was typical Total Drama fare.
"AHHHH!" Katie Mitchell screamed. "Why are there so many bugs!"
"I bet I could eat 'em!" Cuphead remarked, before a bug jumped on him.
he scream tooo
"There's the toilets if you want to do number 1s and 2s!"
Senku Ishigami was too busy identifying the smells to realise that Matthew Patel was about to throw up with intensity and throw up, he did.
"That must be ammonia." Senku said. "And decomposing fecal matter!"
"Stop!" Matthew demanded. "I don't want to hear either of those."
"And the confessionals are available if you want to let out your deepest and darkest secrets!"
*Boscha's confessional*
"Honestly, he's trying to make me home sick. All this makes me think if this place had magic, then it truly would be somewhere that I would never go to! But first, I have to figure out a game plan for this social game."
*Baldi's confessional*
scary filter on the camera, despite his honest smile.
"Wait, this camera works? Neat!"
*Schezo's confessional*
He scratched his head.
"It seems I have crawled upon a competition with many powers carried by many people from their own respective worlds! Comparing my powers to theirs means that I could further my own strength as a wizard and maybe, having one of them with me will help!"
*Confessional cut*
"And of course, there's the cafeteria that's always serving the best foods that our dear friend, Chet Hatchet, could make in about ten minutes or more! Also, there's some other empty buildings and do not go and complain to my place, I need my beauty sleep!"
Everyone was lined up to taste some of the world's best garbage, as they had nothing else to really do other than try to see if Chef Hatchet was letting up on the garbage.
"Uh, can I get some of today's special?" Lena asked politely.
Chef dropped a burger that had a little something on it and Lena looked at the something.
"Is that all?"
"No, we have other options! This is the best you have!" Chef told her.
Lena had a displeased look, but took her technically uninfected burger in stride and then someone else arrived for their food.
"I'm looking a little bit adventurous. Gimme your best stuff!" Glendale looked serious.
Chef dropped some real meaty slop on her plate.
"You did ask."
Glendale just grabbed her thing and took it to the table.
"And finally, you guys shall have a good time until we do our first challenge! It's gonna be a tough cookie, I promise."
The 51 players were in the cafeteria and all of them had questions for each other mostly because none of them were used to each other.
"Psst, I'm still not sure if all of them are demons or not." Denji whispered to a fellow dude.
"No, they're not demons, but I have no idea, man!" Shaggy shouted.
Denji and Shaggy had a sigh of relief.
"You don't seem like a bad dude."
"You're not a bad dude either!" Denji exclaimed.
These two proceeded to chat it up in front of Boscha and Coco, who were basically stuck next to each other and didn't want to be.
"Wow, those two are definitely not geniuses." Boscha said. "Am I right?"
"Of course you are, it's not that hard to find out." Coco answered. "You think you're really smart."
"I am really smart, just not in a nerdy way."
"And I don't apply it to insult other people for being themselves."
These two started to bicker and the two previously mocked dudes were looking at the bickering teens with some kind of mockery.
"Wow, those two sure are some chumps. Name's Cuphead!" The cup kid said. "Uh, you guys look weird."
"No frickin' way you're a cup guy telling us you're weird!" Shaggy was a little scared.
"Yeah fricking way! Anyways, those two girls don't like each other."
"No duh, cup kid." Jonesy stated.
"It's Cuphead!" The cup insisted proudly.
And as for the other people, they were probably talking about other stuff when the man of the hour and many fears stepped into the cafeteria of doomed dreams and technically edible food.
"So, how are ya campers liking the eats?"
"Your Chef Can Cook Terrible Food Like No Other, Proud of Him!" Queen unironically praised.
Chef shot a glob of whatever Glendale had towards the cyber queen and she snatched it and it burned her hand.
"Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!"
"Holy shit, he can do that?! His food's a unique kind of bad!" Slappy said.
Slappy saw a giant cleaver on her eye and luckily dodged the knife.
"Oh my god, it's really really good!" Lola took a bite and almost retched. "Like it's amazing, 100%!"
A lot of nervous nods followed Lola's nervous assurance, as Chef wasn't impressed with these multiversal youngins minus Kagero, who just accepted that it was some hot ass.
"Alright! Chef's still got it. So, campers, you wanna know what the first challenge is? You shouldn't wait long because it'll start in an hour."
"I bet it's going to be some weak challenge." Mikey bragged. "I bet I could handle it."
"Stop bragging, the challenge is probably something insane!" Anne Maria proclaimed. "Or stupid."
"Listen, once you guys get to it, you be the judge of my awesome challenge and yes, I know most of you haven't heard of Total Drama, so it made it an easy introduction."
"I bet I could do this in my sleep!" Mikey fake yawned.
"Whos to say that it isn't an easy one?" Senku considered.
There was a 1000-foot cliff, 51 campers and two hosts were enjoying the mix of fear and surprise of the remaining campers minus a few players, who were surprised at how white the cliff wall was.
Mikey was in sheer awe, as Senku had a very palpatable fear.
As they saw their first challenge.
"Forget I said anything." Schezo remarked.
"You should." Kitty scolded him.
To be continued in Episode 2 where the still-individual contestants take a dive down the cliff to determine two different things and then some other type of challenge like in nearly every season involving the dive!
This time, there will be better things to do other than just compete in a cold place, stuck in a hotel that was in limbo or compete with a bajillion players, as not only is it the spring, but I might ape a few challenges from some familar faces and turn them into something a little bit weird and wacky.
If you couldn't tell, it's more inspired by its forefathers of Infinite, Cruise, Everything, Cartoon Multiverse and the future fellas of Crossroads & Multiverse Madness, owing to the time period of early 2021, but it will be very different.