opening by newstardustdragon101
Kotae wa doko e sagashite
Where's my soul?
Overhaul stood over Gotham as the night shined before turning away as the bat signal lit the sky.
It's like a fear warui yume no you de
Mezametemo All I've got is bones
I'm in a panic? Get out, hurry
Oh, there're mysteries and miseries
Overhaul is walking through the streets of Gotham as one by one members of his team start to join him, Harely, Ivy, Catwoman, King Shark, Clayface, Sy, Psycho, Giganta, Blackfire all as they walk through Gotham.
Dead or alive hazama ni yurarete
Samayoeba Right to left to hell
Ronri no shoutai emo no shoutai
Odoru 1,2,3 steps on this dark stage
Barbara sighs watching her father bumbling around as he struggles to put on his pants while on the phone.
Raise your flag, march on, fight
Kamen no fuchi e te wo kakedo tada hone ga naru nomi
Wars and swords, tears and blood
Afuru chikara ga fui ni waraidashita
Batman is in the Batcave watching as Damian trains with his swords going through his rogues gallery.
Kotae wa doko e sagashite
Where's my soul? Where's my heart?
Riaru ni nomareteku
Naruto and the gang ride with Sy in his car form evading the cops as Gordon furiously chases after them with a squad of cop cars.
Don't hesitate, go this way
Wakaranai kamawanai
Magai mono furuttemo
Naruto passes by Lois Lane's apartment giving her a wink which she returns. Gzsplntz blows Naruto a kiss
Tada kono sekai wo ikinuke yo
Aa nakushita kanashimi ga mata uzuiteku...
Misery-World
Overhaul and his gang rest in the hideout laughing as Harley throws cash up in the air, Overhaul stands at the top of the lair holding his hand out to the moon. Gripping his hand as it started to crumble
(Gotham Mall)
Raven had just finished explaining what Outworld was to Naruto and the others since they sent fables there
"And that's why you're helping me fix your mistake" Raven told Naruto with a firm look and tone
"He's asleep" Blackfire said with a flat tone as Naruto and Harley were both sound asleep after listening to Raven talk about the realm Gsplntz sent the Queen of Fables to
"Wake up you idiot!" Raven yelled as her eyes split into two pairs and turned red
"Zzzzz." Naruto was still asleep while Harley woke up
"Oh for crying out- please big daddy pound my thick goth ass" Raven said with a flat tone deciding to play on her exes tastes
"... go fuck yourself you bitch" Naruto muttered still sleeping before Raven had enough and just blasted him with magic to wake him up
"Gah! What the hell! I had a dream I was fucking Lois Lane in a jacuzzi filled With Ramen" Naruto groaned out holding his head from the blast of magic
"Did you listen to a single word I said?" Raven asked irritated
"Yea yea yea Fables is helping some ass hat in another realm and now he has enough fighters to possibly win some tournament to absorb our realm into his. Where's the part where I'm supposed to give a fuck?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Aside from the fact you had a hand in her getting sent there?" Raven asked with a frown
"Again I reiterate why should I give a fuck- gah! Cut the shit!" Naruto was saying before Raven used her powers to slap him
"let me handle this. Ok what happens to all of us if this Sho can guy wins?" Harley asked
"Slavery or death. Most likely any attractive females would be turned into concubines for his pleasure" Raven said with a frown
"... yeah fuck that Foxy go kick his ass. You can kill with a touch" Harley ordered
"Oh fine on one condition" Naruto offered as he looked at Raven
"What?" Raven asked raising a eyebrow at this
"The truth on why you broke up with me" Naruto told her with a glare
"... Now's not the time" Raven said with a firm tone
"Tell me or no dice and I just kill everyone who comes from this out world after they come and destroy everyone else. I have no stakes in this fight." Naruto said as he crossed his arms
"Gaaah! Fine! I broke up with you because I didn't think you can win against my Father. Even With your parentage I thought he'd end your life just to make me fall into despair." Raven admitted after yelling in frustration
"... you fucking idiot" Naruto said with a scowl "a deal's a deal though. Let's go" Naruto said As he walked towards Raven
"You two really need to work out your issues" Gsplntz said with a frown
"Later, now who's coming with us?" Raven asked the group
"I just joined the legion so I'm out. I have A meeting tomorrow at 9 am" Harley said as she shook her head
"I'll go. I was hoping to find some fools to crush beneath my boots" Superwoman said smirking
"I shall accompany my master" Ultragirl said with a firm tone
"... I'm going too since I don't trust you with him" Blackfire Said as she glared at Raven
"You have a problem with me?" Raven asked with a firm look
"Damn right especially since that text break up wasn't even the full story. You don't deserve to be in front of him after you-" Blackfire was saying before Naruto cut her off
"Komi enough. Let the past die" Naruto ordered as he really didn't want to have the full story revealed on why they broke up
"I shall be accompanying you all as well since you will need a way there and back if needed" Gsplntz said
"Won't that piss off the morons in charge of your home dimension?" Naruto asked curiously
"I can visit any dimension. I won't use my powers to fight. Merely to observe. Nothing more." Gsplntz said as she wasn't gonna use her powers unless absolutely necessary
"If you're sure. Uh we may have to cancel my appointments then if you and I are leaving" Naruto pointed out
"Already did. I will message Power Girl when we return for her rescheduling" Gsplntz
"Oh come on! I'm giving up a night with Power tits for this shit?! Damn it!" Naruto groaned
"Just move" Raven yelled as she opened a portal
"Yes masta" Naruto said with a southern accent before Raven shoved him through the portal before the rest of them entered the portal which closed
(Shang Tsung's Island)
On an island in the middle of a sea in between the realms of Earthrealm and Outworld lied a chinese styled palace filled with monks and a large courtyard. Standing before all of them was a very old asian man in yellow robes
"Kombatants! I am Shang Tsung! In the coming days each of you will fight! Some are here of their own volition! Others were brought by chan-" the now named Shang Tsung was saying before a large portal opened up in front of all of them which Naruto fell out of
"Grr fuck you you fat assed bitch!" Naruto growled out as Raven and the others exited the portal
"From what I recall you couldn't get enough of this ass" Raven told him boredly as she floated down
"Whatever. Is this the place?" Naruto asked before looking at the assembled monks, warriors, and creatures around them. "Wait is that Raiden? You gotta be fucking kidding me!" Naruto groaned out seeing the god of thunder
"Is this the one you brought for the team?" Raiden asked Raven with a frown
"He caused part of the issue he's fixing it along with his three female warriors. The red haired one is merely an observer" Raven said with a sigh
"Under duress. I'd rather be literally anywhere else than having to work with you two. How are your knees Raiden? Sore from gobbling the cocks of the elder gods all the time?" Naruto asked with a scoff
"You know him lord Raiden?" A shaolin monk by the name of Liu Kang asked the god of thunder
"I have been acquainted with his mother and father. He is just as wicked and black hearted as his mother" Raiden said with a frown
"Don't try and sweet talk me I'm bad to the bone and- oh shit Sonya is that you?!" Naruto was saying before he spotted a woman on Raiden's team with blonde hair in a ponytail dressed in a short, tight Special Forces vest that goes above her belly button, with two straps buckled up, along with her I.D. badge, and a pair of dog tags On her upper arms, she wears armbands, some of which form Xs over her biceps and triceps. Along with that she wears dark green-and-black leather pants, a holster, knee-pads, and high-heeled, combat-style boots. she had E cup breasts, a fit, curvy body, and a plump, heart-shaped ass. This was Sonya Blade
"You……" the now named Sonya said with a scowl at the villain
"Oh don't be like that baby. Say did those Jugs get bigger since we were last together?" Naruto asked with a smirk at the special forces agent
Sonya pulled out her Pistol at this ready to shoot the blonde
"Really? Last time you tried to shoot me ended with you bent over and me shooting you with some hot man chowder in that tight cunt of yours." Naruto said with a smirk daring her to fire.
"She looks fun master" Superwoman said with a smirk
"Hey whoa back off I had eyes on the lady first" A man in sunglasses said as he stepped in between Naruto and Sonya
"Eh? Who are you?" Naruto asked the man not recognizing him
"I'm Johnny Cage. The best actor in the world" Johnny said with a smirk
"Wasn't he in that movie Clayface was watching about the ninja mime?" Ultragirl asked Naruto curiously
"Oh yea before I told him to take notes from good flicks not the bargain bin trash" Naruto said
"B-bargain bin?" Johnny asked wide eyed
"Naruto" Raven said as she shook her head
"What? That's me being nice I could have said Segal is better than him. And I mean current Segal not 90s Segal" Naruto said with a smirk
"He is Better than him" Sonya muttered as she slightly smirked at Naruto's dig at Cage as she put her gun away
"Excuse me, are you here for the tournament? If so, may I speak now?" Shang Tsung asked with a firm tone to show he was annoyed
"... the fuck is the cryptkeeper doing here?" Naruto asked pointing at Shang who scowled as Naruto just ignored him and continued sizing up the outworld team.
"So that's the enemy team? Hey Fables! Good to see you and your glorious tits are alive and in one piece!" Naruto yelled waving at her
Fables scowled at this as she flipped Naruto off
"Love you too you crazy bitch an- oh shit! Yo Kano! You didn't tell me this was the tournament you were gonna be at!" Naruto yelled at an Australian man with a cybernetic eye
"Uzumaki! How have you been mate?!" the now Named Kano asked with a grin
"I'd be better if you had gotten me the LSD I bought off you! Did you rip me off again?!" Naruto yelled
"Ah you know the business mate. Always gotta cheat someone out of their income" Kano said with a smirk
"You cheeky dick!" Naruto chuckled out
"... you're not upset he robbed you?" Superwoman asked confused
"Ah his business is usually cheating his buyers and his product is top quality. Besides, I'm a villain. If other villains didn't try and rip me off I'd be worried about the profession" Naruto said with a laugh. Besides he could always Overhaul more gold and shit
"And that's why you're my favorite customer." Kano said with a grin
"Ok let's move on. What is your name boy?" Shang Tsung asked Naruto
"Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto greeted as he waved at the outworld team
"Ah son of Kushina Uzumaki and Lucifer Morningstar. I have heard of you before. Which is quite impressive as I don't listen to rumor much" Shang Tsung said as he looked at Naruto
"Yea and it cost you him working with the other side" Kano said as he crossed his arms as he had tried to push for them to recruit Naruto from the get go.
"Would you be interested in joining our side perchance?" Shang asked as he looked at Naruto
"eh I'm kinda committed to a deal with my ex so- hello!" Naruto was saying before he spotted another two women. Two very scantily clad ninja women. One wearing green and the other blue the one in blue had DD cup breasts, a toned body, and a heart-shaped ass and the one in green had DD cup breasts, a curvy body, and a round ass
"on second thought if they're on your side-" Naruro was saying before Raven cut him off
"And your done" Raven said as she grabbed his ear and dragged him to the Earthrealm side
"This is who you had the daughter of Trigon recruit lord Raiden?" Liu Kang asked baffled at Naruto's chaotic demeanor and perversity
"Oh get laid you fucking monk" Naruto scoffed
"Now for the first match of the tournament Mr Cage please step forward. Whoever defeats all of Outworld's challengers shall face me!" Shang Tsung declared
"This geezer's the final challenge? Pfft just get me the belt now then" Johnny said as he stepped into the ring
"Anyone else getting Mr Satan from dragon ball vibes?... really? I'm the only one?" Naruto asked seeing no one responding
This got a groan from Raven while Sonya's lips twitched. She hated the villain next to her but couldn't deny he was funny.
She then froze as Naruto grabbed her ass
"When this day is over you and I can get reacquainted baby" Naruto whispered to her
Sonya tried to keep her composure as Naruto let go of her ass
"So who's my opponent?" Johnny asked the old wizard
"Reptile! Come!" Shang Tsung called out as an invisible figure on a rooftop materialized and leapt down across from Cage revealing a giant Lizard man in ninja garb
"Begin!" Shang called out as he vanished leaving the two to fight
"So Raiden how have you been? Last time I saw you my mom set you and Fujin on fire" Naruto asked the thunder god
"I would be better had miss Roth recruited someone other than you" Raiden said with no overt emotion
"Oh please you know you have a better chance with me here and you know it" Naruto said with a scoff
"Unless you face a woman with a rack" Raven said with a flat tone of voice
"Hush trick!" Naruto yelled as he smacked Raven's ass hard
Raven gasped at this before slightly moaning
"Oh you're still a slut for pain huh? Good to know. Did you keep the nipple piercings too?" Naruto asked with a smirk at his ex
"Master the fight is over" Ultragirl said as Johnny ended Reptile with a punch to the dick
"Bring on the next one!" Johnny grinned
"Very well. Baraka!" Shang called as a monstrous man with pointed teeth entered the ring. Blades popping out of his arms
"whoa that's a crazy prop and makeup dude" Johnny said with a grin
"These blades will taste your flesh earthrealmer" Baraka yelled as he charged at Johnny
"... does he think this is a movie?" Naruto asked as he raised an eyebrow at this
"Do you honestly care?" Blackfire asked her lover
"... not really" Naruto admitted as they watched Johnny take out Baraka with an uppercut to the jaw knocking him flat on his back
"Man those blades are awesome. My producer has got to meet you. We're doing Tommy Scissorfists and you'd be perfect for it" Johnny said
"Excellent job Mr Cage. Now finish him" Shang Tsung demanded
"Finish him? Yeah right" Johnny scoffed
"Kill him!" Shang Tsung ordered
"Listen to the cryptkeeper and kill him dammit!" Naruto yelled
"woah woah wait a second I'm not killing anyone!" Johnny yelled
"...very well. The tournament will resume at Dawn" Shang Declared as everyone started to leave barring the Earthrealm warriors
"I don't get to fight yet? This is some bullshit man" Naruto groaned
"You will get to fight soon enough" Raven told him
"Ah fine but I'm worked up so which of you lovely ladies wants to tango?" Naruto asked with a grin at Sonya, Blackfire, Superwoman, and ultragirl
"If you want to go a round I'll knock you out" Sonya told him with a glare. Fully intending on bringing him And Kano to justice
"You got it Lieutenant Dump Truck booty" Naruto smirked as they all went to their quarters
(With Shang Tsung)
"Kitana, Jade" Shang said getting the attention of the two scantily clad ninjas attention "see if you two can bring the Uzumaki fighter to our side. With his powers the emperor will be unbeatable and Earthrealm will be absorbed without issue" Shang Tsung ordered
"What should we offer this Uzumaki?" Kitana asked as she and Jade kneeled
"Seeing as he has an appetite for woman Offer any concubines or even yourselves if needed. The emperor will be most displeased with us if we fail and sacrifices must be made to ensure our victory" Shang told them
"You want us to whore ourselves out like common streetwalkers?" Jade asked with a glare at the insinuation along with Kitana
"We must do what is necessary to claim victory. No matter the cost. Either seduce him or make sure he is unable to fight" Shang said
(with Naruto)
Meanwhile in the training room of the guest area Naruto was 'sparring' with Sonya And by sparring well…..
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Fuck!" Sonya growled as she gripped the training mat as Naruto fucked her from behind doggy style
"Look at you panting like a real bitch in heat. Didn't take much did it? I pinned you down once and you just begged for me to wreck your holes" Naruto said with a smirk as he held Sonya by her hips as he pounded into her wet pussy. Her clothes torn to shreds beneath them
"F-fuck you you m-monster" Sonya grunted out before she yelped as Naruto's hand swatted her plump rear making it jiggle like jello
"You call me a monster but all I'm doing is giving you pleasure" Naruto grunted out with a smirk
"Y-you kill people for no reason you b-bastard" Sonya grunted out
"Oh well in that case should I stop and leave you unsatisfied?" Naruto asked as he stopped thrusting
"Y-you" Sonya panted out
"or….you could tell me you want me and be mine. My Blade" Naruto said as he he leaned forward and licked at her cheek
"... you win" Sonya muttered under her breath
"What was that? Speak up my dear" Naruto ordered with a smirk
"You win! I'm yours now make me cum you bast- ahh!" Sonya yelled before Naruto grabbed her ponytail and yanked hard making her back arch as he started to hammer away at her again
"You're just like wonder cunt for me. A woman who acts Like the pinnacle of society and duty but in reality you two are pathetic squealing sluts begging for a dicking" Naruto laughed as he slammed away at her pussy making her ass ripple from each thrust of his hips
Unknown to the two of them they had two spies watching from the window as they went at it
Jade and Kitana.
"oh my" Kitana said wide eyed at the sight of Naruto roughly fucking Sonya Blade. The once decorated and dedicated military woman now serving as a cock holster for the crazed villain. As the princess of Outworld she had seen a lot but this was something she had never seen before.
"By the elder gods he's a monster" Jade said wide eyed as well. She had relations before specifically general Kotal but she had never seen such fierce mating like Naruto was displaying
"I'm almost there where you want my load my Blade?" Naruto grunted as he pulled on Sonya's hair
"I-inside! Please fill me up!" Sonya begged her mind slowly turning to mush as Naruto pounded away at her
Naruto smirked as he slammed Sonya's head to the mat. Holding it down as he started to thrust even harder before he roared loudly. His sperm flooded her pussy as the military woman spasmed and shuddered underneath him. Her eyes were lidding as she lay on the floor. Her tongue lolled out of her mouth as Naruto pulled out of her.
"Woo! Now that was a fun warmup" Naruto grinned down at the fucked stupid special forces agent "ready for the next round?... Sonya?" Naruto questioned when he got no response "shit did I break you already?" Naruto asked as Sonya remained silent "goddammit guess I'll need to go to one of the other girls to take care of this" Naruto sighed as he stood up with his still hard dick swinging as he made for the door to the others quarters
"... how do we find concubines willing to take such a thing?" Kitana asked wide eyed outside the window with Jade watching as Naruto left and her eyes lingering on the fucked silly form of Sonya
"... perhaps we will have to do this ourselves. I do not believe anyone else would survive such ferocity even amongst Outworld's best harlots" Jade admitted. She definitely wasn't wanting a shot at Naruto herself. She was just gonna do her duty
"If we're gonna make an attempt to lure him over to our side then we should do it when he's alone. Not when there are those of Earthrealm to keep him in line" Kitana pointed out
"Then we better do it before he attempts to seduce one of his other teammates for the night" Jade said getting a nod from Kitana as the two snuck inside.
(With Naruto)
Naruto approached Superwoman's door as he was still horny
"Here we go she's always ready for a round or six. And since Raven's her roommate she'll just have to deal with mr being there" Naruto said with a smirk as he went to knock on the door
Before he noticed something down the hall
More specifically he saw Kitana and Jade hugging each other while giving him bedroom eyes
Kitana and Jade said nothing as they used their free hands to give him a come here gesture and left the hallway
"... best tournament ever" Naruto said with a smirk as he followed after them until they led him to an empty bedroom. As soon as he entered the door locked behind him
"Naruto Uzumaki on behalf of Outworld's Emperor Shao Kahn we have an offer for you" Jade said as she pushed him towards the bed
"We wish to have you change sides and assist Outworld in the tournament. I'm sure there are ways we can persuade you" Kitana said with a grin beneath her mask as she swayed her hips and approached the bed along with Jade
"... you two are whoring yourselves out to get me to join?... Now that's commitment!" Naruto cackled with a smirk
"Watch your tone you speak to the princess of Outworld and her guard" Jade Warned as her sultry look became a glare
"And? You know how many princesses and queens are my cumdumps back on Earth? Hell in space across worlds?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow at the two
"... irrelevant. Back to our deal. If you decide to join Outworld then we shall pleasure you for the night" Kitana said as she pet Naruto's abs a bit to try and tempt him
"Uh huh and why exactly would you make this offer when you don't want to?" Naruto asked with a quirked eyebrow
"... why would you assume we don't want to?" Jade asked as she knelt on the bed beside him
"Oh please. You two just out of the blue make me this offer after never having said a single word to me before. On top of that your boss tried to recruit me in front of everyone and knows I found you attractive" Naruto scoffed
Kitana and Jade said nothing to this as they didn't expect Naruto to actually think this through
"I'll tell you what I think. I think your boss is scared I'm the Ace Earthrealm needs to win and he knows I can Normally be bought off easily. But unfortunately for you guys I can't be bought right now. I'm bound by My damn word to my ex-girlfriend to help Earthrealm." Naruto said with a sigh
"Wnd what if I were to offer you a better deal?" Kitana asked as she pushed Naruto onto his back as she pushed her breasts onto his chest while simultaneously sneaking one of her folding fans behind her back. If they couldn't seduce him she'd end him
"I'd be inclined to agree if I didn't see the weapon behind your back" Naruto said flatly to the blue clad ninja whose eyes widened "let me guess seduce me or kill me right?" Naruto asked
"What are your powers Uzumaki?" Kitana asked as she jumped off bringing out her fans while Jade brought out her staff
"Heh, let's just say I can win every match with a single touch." Naruto said with a grin
"enough of your games!" Jade yelled as she thrusted her staff at Naruto who just caught it as he grabbed Jade's staff and decayed it with his left hand.
"y-you can-" Kitana asked as her eyes slightly widened
"With a touch I can end anything and anyone. Or I can rearrange the matter to become something else." Naruto said smirking
"….. I have a new proposition for you Uzumaki" Kitana said as even with her and Jade's combat skill she was out of luck with a killing attempt. Hed get a hand on them and kill them both
"Naruto please" Naruto said as he smirked as he checked Kitana and Jade out
"If you have such power then you could say kill my father?" Kitana asked as she put her fans away
"... you know if I had a nickel every time a princess wanted me to kill their dad… I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird it's happened twice" Naruto mused to himself
"Kitana if he does that then he could by right rule over-" Jade was saying before Kitana cut her off
"He is a better option than my father. Shao Kahn cares nothing for his people and only seeks death. You know it and I know it." Kitana said with a firm tone
"Ahhhh I get it now your dear daddy is the true big bad and you want him gone to rule yourself right?" Naruto asked curiously
"Exactly I cannot keep up this facade. He is heartless and cruel and vile. I don't wish to know why my mother married him but I have seen his cruelty and cannot abide by it. And his inner circle are far too loyal to him so I can't make any moves against him. My only hope is you" Kitana said
"Hmmmmmm and if I kill him? What's in it for me?" Naruto asked as he rubbed his chin
"Whatever you desire" Kitana said with a nod of determination
Naruto smirked at this as he checked Jade and Kitana out again causing his cock to throb
"Oh I think we have a deal. Alright I'll end him and take the throne. And when I do you two will be my bitches to fuck as I see fit" Naruto said with a grin
"Are you sure about this Kitana? Who's to say he won't be a worse choice than Shao Kahn?" Jade asked her old friend
"Have you a better choice of ruler? Have you someone that can face my Father and his allies?" Kitana asked
"You know I can hear you right? if your gonna talk about me let's talk about a down payment on my services. I don't work free after all" Naruto told them with a smirk
"... very well" Kitana said as she went to unclasp her bra but Jade stopped her
"Wait I'll do it first! He may use me instead of you. He will only mate with you upon the end of Shao Kahn" Jade said as she didn't want the princess to debase herself for nothing if Naruto failed
"... I can agree to that. Very well. Kitana you may leave or stay and watch if you want. Jade right?" Naruto asked as he looked at the green clad ninja
"Yes. How shall I pleasure you my lord?" Jade asked with a bow as Kitana looked on at the two.
"Show me your face then remove your clothing. I wish to see you in your full glory" Naruto told her
Jade nodded as she removed her mask revealing her gorgeous face and dark skin
"Very beautiful, come here" Naruto said as he made a gesture to Jade
Jade stood up and approached Naruto before he grabbed her and pulled her to him making her straddle him causing his hardened cock to rub against her ass which he grabbed making her gasp in surprise "are you ready to uphold your end of the deal?" Naruto asked as he used his powers to decay her clothes into ash on the floor
"I am. Are you willing to uphold yours?" Jade asked him
"Oh absolutely. Once I'm done ruining your holes I'm going after Shao Kahn" Naruto said with a smirk before he slammed his dick inside Jade's asshole. Making the assassin squeal from the insertion.
"By the elder gods!!!!" Jade yelled as she felt his dick Stretching her asshole open
"They ain't got shit on me baby! Now ride me!" Naruto ordered as he slapped Jade's ass making it wobble and jiggle
Jade slowly bounced on his cock as she rode him. Not used to the size yet and he was far beyond the length and skill of past lovers she had like Kotal.
"I said ride me dammit! Do you not want my help?" Naruto ordered as he slapped her ass again making the green clad ninja squeak at his actions.
As Jade started to bounce her ass on his cock Kitana bit her lip under her mask watching as her best friend pleasured this man who agreed to help them.
"Fuck your a tight one! Maybe I'll keep you after I take over" Naruto grunted out as he pulled Jade close
"T-Thank you" Jade stuttered out a bit embarrassed
"Heh no need to hold back. If you enjoy me fucking you then get wild. Get crazy. Embrace the pleasure and lose yourself to it" Naruto told her with a smirk as he grabbed her ass with his hands and thrusted hard hitting a certain spot deep inside Jade
"OHHHH!!! BY THE GODS!!!" Jade suddenly yelled out as her eyes rolled upward into her head from the sudden rough pounding. Kitana meanwhile crossed her legs to control the growing heat in between her legs. The princess of Outworld was truly hoping that despite Naruto's….. antics he truly did help her defeat her father. She had always suspected he had murdered her mother to keep sole rule over Outworld like the power mad tyrant he was.
"Atta girl. You ready for my seed?" Naruto asked as he smacked jades ass making it wobble
"Y-Yes! Please unleash your hot seed inside of me my lord" Jade moaned out as she was slowly feeling her mind snap and break from the overwhelming pleasure of having this man ruining her sensitive asshole
Naruto cackled in glee before he pushed Jade down, fully hilting his cock inside of her ass as he let loose his load. Flooding the assassin's ass with his virile seed as she shuddered and shook from her own sudden climax.
"... well that was fun. Guess I better live up to my end of the bargain" Naruto said with a smirk as he stood up and let Jade fall onto the bed on her back. Her legs splayed out as his cum dripped onto the sheets from her asshole
"Yes make sure you do well enough in.the tournament to deal with my father" Kitana said as she composed herself as Naruto put on some clothes
"Tournament? Who said anything about a tournament? I'm gonna cut to the chase and go Deal with him now" Naruto said as he finished getting dressed
"What?!" Kitana yelled wide eyed
"You heard me. I'm not gonna be a pawn in the elder God's amusement. And I'm not waiting to plow you either. I'm taking over outworld and taking what I want" Naruto said with a grin
"You can't do that-" Kitana said in pure shock
"Why not? I'm not looking to take over earthrealm just take your father's throne so the elder fuck wads have no say" Naruto said with a smirk
Kitana's eyes widened at this as she said nothing to this
"Yay loopholes now I'm just gonna go get my team so they know where I'm going but before I do…" Naruto said as he walked past Kitana he paused and grabbed her and pulled her close before he moved her mask aside and kissed her "That's a little preview. Cause after I kill your dad I'm gonna wreck you rougher than I did your friend. You won't even remember your name when I'm done" Naruto said with a smirk as he pulled away from the panting Kitana and walked out the door. Leaving Kitana alone with the passed out Jade
(Superwoman and Raven's room)
After leaving the two edenians Naruto walked to Raven and Superwoman's room and overhauled the door making a giant hole.
"...you could've knocked" Raven said flatly as she was currently reading while ignoring Superwoman's glare
"Change of plans. I'm not fighting in the tournament. I'm cutting out the middle man and taking over Outworld" Naruto told them
"What?!" Raven yelled snapping her book shut
"You heard me. I fucking hate the elder gods and their stupid rules. I fucking hate helping the good guys here. So I'm doing this my way" Naruto said
"I didn't bring you here to take over" Raven said as she stood up and glared at Naruto
"Did I forget to mention I have no interest in Earthrealm? I don't want to merge Realms together. I rule Outworld and Visit Earthrealm when needed since it's my home dimension where I reside. I mean aside from the Netherrealm" Naruto said as his parents were from the netherrealm so he could come and go there as he pleased
"……how are you so stupid but you can find loopholes like this?" Raven asked after blinking in surprise
"You didn't call me stupid that night at the carnival when we were were in the ferris wheel and you got on your knees and pulled down that leotard and-" Naruto was saying before Raven cut him off
"I said never to mention that night!" Raven yelled as her powers went off and made the walls shake
"And you act Like I give a fuck what you want" Naruto scoffed
"Ok seriously what the hell happened between you two?" Superwoman asked
"None of your business now we have a night to kill and I'm bored So you better bend over and brace yourself" Naruto said as he looked at Superwoman who smirked at him ordering her around
"If you're gonna fuck one of your whores do it elsewhere" Raven told him with a scowl
"How about no and you shut up and deal with it" Naruto said flipping her off
"Don't look at her master." Superwoman purred as she leaned against the wall and lifted up her skirt showing off her naked ass
"jackpot!" Naruto grinned as he tackled the evil villain to the wall and started to caress and grope her while Raven tried to block out the sounds by reading. Their antics would however not be tuned out by Raven no matter how hard she tried as they went at it before her all night long.
(The next morning)
After Naruto had his fun with Superwoman he met with his team and the earthrealm fighters as they got ready to continue the tournament.
As the group made it to the courtyard where Shang Tsung was they saw a bald pale man with black garb standing beside Shang Tsung
"Combatants allow me to introduce another of the fighters you may face should you make it far enough this is-" Shang Tsung was saying till Naruto cut him off
"Quan Chi? That you? I thought mom crippled you after you called her a crazy harlot?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"... you did not tell me Lucifer's bastard would be here in the tournament" Quan Chi said with a glare at Shang Tsung
"Oh I'm not in the tournament. Not anymore" Naruto said with a smirk
"What?!" Raiden yelled wide eyed at this declaration
"I'm aiming higher. See here's the thing. I don't play well with good guys and heroes unless they have some fine asses to tap like Sonya there." Naruto said as he smirked at Sonya who was still limping and blushed in embarrassment
"So you wish to side with my master- gaaah!" Shang Tsung was saying before Naruto suddenly appeared and kicked him in the face sending him skidding back
"I don't do orders from people I plan to usurp. I'm not fighting to save Earthrealm. I'm conquering Outworld myself. I challenge Shao Kahn to Mortal Kombat for his throne!" Naruto yelled as he glared at the sorcerer
"... you dare think yourself worthy of the throne? He will not accept the challenge of a mongrel like you who has not proven themselves!" Shang Tsung yelled as he stood up
"So I need to prove myself then? Fine how many of you do I need to kill?" Naruto asked as he looked at a group of ten tarkatans that suddenly started to surround Naruto
"End him!" Shang Tsung yelled as the tarkatans drew their blade arms and rushed at Naruto roaring for flesh and blood
"ten tarkatans vs me? Seems a bit unfair" Naruto said as he placed his left palm onto the ground "you should've brought more" Naruto said grinning as he channeled his decay and touched the floor
Seeing this Raven used her magic to raise the earth underneath her team and the earthrealm fighters to lift them up so they were all on a floating platform
The tarkatans that rushed at him suddenly started to feel their legs stop moving and Looked down to see their legs turning to ash and dust. The Decay spreading and spreading till each tarkatan was dust in the wind.
"What is he?" Liu Kang asked wide eyed as he looked at the decayed ash that was the warriors
"Next?" Naruto asked as he raised his hand off the ground and smirked at Shang Tsung
"Your actions will cost you dearly boy. Kano! Kill him!" Shang Tsung ordered
"Pass! I ain't fighting him! He's my best customer! Better to get your boss to fight him!" Kano yelled no fucking way was he fighting Overhaul
"Good choice! You get preferential treatment after I take over Kano!" Naruto yelled to Kano
"Perhaps my warrior should suffice Shang Tsung. Come forth Scorpion!" Quan chi yelled as a blast of hellfire appeared in front of Naruto
"You will burn for your insolence-" scorpion was saying before Naruto grabbed his head and……
SPLAT!
Caused the entire top half of the ninjas body to explode
"Has that proven enough for me? Bring me Kahn! I want him to kill! Is he a warrior or a toothless worm!" Naruto demanded as he glared at Shang and Quan Chi
Before Shang Tsung could answer what looked like a storm started to form as a large green portal suddenly appeared revealing Shao Kahn along with several others walking through it.
"You dare challenge me to Mortal Kombat boy? You aren't worthy to face me" Shao said with a grunt as he hefted his wrath hammer
"You know for someone who values a warrior fighting to the death you sure are acting like a coward. Come on big man! Prove you aren't all talk and fight! Or is the emperor of outworld just a little bitch!" Naruto yelled
"Enough! Uzumaki your actions will doom us all!" Raiden yelled as he teleported in front of Naruto in a blast of lightning
"Fuck off Raiden! You think this prolonging the inevitable bs by doing his tournament is gonna save Earthrealm? Khan can do as much damage as he wants whether he wins or not so long as he doesn't merge the realms. And so can I. Unlike you though I'm stepping up" Naruto told him with a glare
"Is that true?" Liu Kang asked as he was told by Raiden the tournament was the only way to protect Earthrealm
"Oh yeah Shao Kahn can just send his army to kill people in Earthrealm and the Elder gods won't do shit as long as he doesn't try and merge the realms. The tournament is only for the sake of realm merging. Meaning if you just have someone else take over instead that has no want of conquering Earthrealm you're basically fine. But Raiden wouldn't do so. Instead he'd rather select people he himself scouts and grows a bond with just to sacrifice them in this stupid tournament instead of a full on assault to prevent this shit in general." Naruto said with a scoff at Raiden
"Hold your tongue Uzumaki!" Raiden yelled with a glare
"Or you'll what? Please do something stupid I always wanted to waste a god." Naruto said with a mad grin
Raiden glared at Naruto as lightning sparked from his fingers
"You just gonna glare at me? Or do you need to consult with the elder gods before you grow a pair and fight?" Naruto asked smirking
"Hahahahaha!" Shao Kahn's dark laughter sounded as he watched the two glare at each other "You amuse me boy. So I'll make a deal with you. You want to fight me for my throne then I will give you the fight you desire. If you win you will become ruler of Outworld not that you will of course" Shao Kahn said smirking
"Sire he is the son of Lucifer and Kushina Uzumaki. This is not a good idea" Shang Tsung said
"Quiet sorcerer the tournament is a waste of time anyways. And I do not fear the brats' parents. They are weaker than I am" Shao Kahn scoffed at this
"Normally I would let my Kaa-San make you her bitch for that but I have first dibs." Naruto said with a smirk
"If you defeat me outworld shall be yours. But should I win Earthrealm will be mine. No tournament. No complaints from the elder gods. Are we in agreement warrior of Earthrealm?" Shao Kahn asked
"Do not do this! Do not accept that challenge Uzumaki! You will doom us all!" Raiden yelled only for Naruto to shove him aside
"I said fuck off sparky! You got it you old bastard! Let's fucking go! Elder gods! Hear me! I agree to the terms set by Shao Kahn! Should I lose to him he may merge Earthrealm without interference from you! If I win Outworld is mine!" Naruto yelled to the sky
"The terms have been set! They are agreed upon!" Multiple voices sounded from the sky
"No! Elder Gods do not let him do this! He will doom us all!" Raiden yelled in horror
"Very well boy but before we fight I would like to see what you're truly capable of seeing as I've yet to see you fully fight in the tournament" Shao Kahn said
"A preliminary? Fine, who's my opponent? please say the pale guy. He's ranking somewhere between a ghost and a child molester on the creepy scale" Naruto said smirking
This got some groans from everyone. Except Johnny Cage and Kano. They were laughing hard at this
"... I really hate you Uzumaki" Quan Chi Grumbled
"I'll fucking do it Emperor. I owe this little bastard anyways" Fables said with a glare at Naruto
"Don't threaten me with a good time danger tits" Naruto said smirking
"No. I have a better idea in mind. I assume" Kitana offered you something to relieve me of my throne? Always the weak hearted one." Shao Kahn said looking at Kitana with a glare
"And if she did What's your point? You gonna send her in the hopes I dust her? Pretty boring of you ask me form one villain to another" Naruto said with a scoff
"Tempting but I have a better idea Shao Kahn said smirking as a green portal opened up beside him revealing a coffin "Quan Chi revive the individual in this coffin with your magic" Shao Kahn ordered
Quan Chi raised an eyebrow but did as he was told channeling his netherrealm magic into the coffin with a chant. As soon as he finished a loud scream sounded and the coffin broke apart followed by wicked laughter as a female form walked out of the dust. This beautiful Woman was wearing a skimpy purple and black bodysuit adorned with silver jewelry with her long silver hair down to her back. Her lips covered in a black lipstick as she strutted down to the ring . She had EE cup breasts, a curvy model like body, and a plump round ass.
"So I've returned to the realm of the living. Took you long enough dear husband" Sindel said with a wicked smirk
"M-mother?" Kitana asked horrified along with Jade
"And we're screwed" Raven said with a groan at seeing Sindel
"Surely he can prioritize the battle over-" Liu Kang was saying before he was cut off
"oh mamma that's what I like!" Naruto yelled as he stomped his foot a few times before he wolf whistled loudly
Before a Boulder covered in Raven powers smacked him in the back of the head
"Focus you idiot! You die we're all fucked!" Raven yelled
"If you didn't have a first class ass I would splatter you like a black head!" Naruto yelled as he held hisbhead while the other earth realm team members groaned
"Empress Sindel you have a duty To Fulfill with your new Revival. Kill that one who threatens the Throne of Shao Kahn" Shang Tsung said with a smirk
"Oh this scrawny peasant thinks he can defeat my husband? That's why you revived me? Has outworld truly grown so weak in my absence?" Sindel asked as she looked at Shao Kahn in disappointment at this news
"Empress huh? I see why you went for her. So if I beat her and then kick your ass does she also become mine? Cause if so this is gonna be great" Naruto said with a smirk
"You dare speak in such a tone to-" Sindel was saying before Naruto tapped her face and made her explode before in an instant she was reformed like nothing happened
"W-what did you do?" Sindel asked as she blinked In surprise
"I killed you and quickly put you back together, think of it as a show of what I can do if I face your husband there. He fears me and rightfully so." Naruto said with a smirk
"I fear nothing boy!" Shao Kahn yelled as he stood from his throne and glared at Naruto for the accusation
"Then prove it. Fight me like a warrior. You sent your wife who was literally dead before now to see what I was capable of hoping I wouldn't harm her and that failed. So tell me when she died did she also take your manhood to the grave with her? How did she die anyways?" Naruto asked mockingly
"Quan Chi murdered me under his nose" Sindel said with a scowl seeing the pale sorcerer allied with Shao Kahn
"Oh good more reason to kill him later aside from being Shinnok's little bitch. Alright Kahn I got a princess and empress to wreck after this so get in the fucking ring and fight me" Naruto said with a glare tired of waiting
"Bah! Kitana may have offered herself for you to face me but my wife knows better" Shao Kahn said with a smug grin
"Oh no he's absolutely right. I married you for your power and throne. And you've clearly grown weaker if this boy can make you worry. If I'm to be empress again my husband must be a strong warrior. Something you clearly aren't and he is" Sindel said with a grin looking at Naruto licking her lips
Shao Khan growled as he glared at Naruto "you will suffer for this insult boy!" he yelled as he charged at Naruto with his wrath hammer and swung it down on the villain only for Naruto to catch the hammer with his left hand stopping it from connecting.
"Sindel do be a dear and clean house after I win. Spare anyone not loyal to Shao Kahn. Cause when I take over I want a clean Regime" Naruto chuckled before decaying the hammer to ash
"What?!" Shao Kahn asked in shock as that weapon was tied to his magic and shouldn't be able to be destroyed
Naruto grinned while reaching under Shao Khan. The Ruler of Outworld's eyes widened as he felt pressure before letting out a loud roar of agony drowning out the sounds of tearing flesh.
Naruto's hands were coated in blood with a mad grin on his face dropping the contents in his hand on the floor revealing the bloody genitals of Shao Khan now on his knees holding wailing in agony
"Wow Sindel wasn't kidding about marrying you for power. Such a tiny dick clearly doesn't help with your points in the bedroom. Give up and die Kahn. My decay when it goes all out it affects everything" Naruto said with a mad grin as he slammed his hand on the ground making the ground crack as the very earth start to decay while Superwoman, Blackfire, Ultragirl, and Raven got everyone up in the air and Sindel flew up to avoid the growing decay
Seeing this Shao Kahn leapt high into the air to dodge the effects only for his eyes to widen as Naruto's other hand slammed onto the ground and overhauled the ground behind him into earthen spikes which launched towards the emperor of Outworld.
"Either get impaled or hit the ground and turn to dust, make a choice oh great emperor!" Naruto yelled with a laugh as he kept his decay hand on the ground as it continued to decay everything around him except the spikes
"I will not be defeated whelp!" I am the emperor of Outworld! I will never die to you!" Shao Kahn yelled as he magically created a green light Spear that he threw at Naruto who rolled out of the way as he came back down. The decay ending just as Kahn slammed back down to the ground
"Such poetic words for someone about to die" Naruto said smirking before he vanished in front of Shao and ended up behind him. His Overhaul hand placed on Shao Kahn's helmet "goodbye fool" Naruto said grinning before he overhauled the helmet into spikes impale Kahn through his skull. Impaling the emperor's head with the metallic spikes of what was once his helm before Shao Kahn's body fell to the ground lifeless.
"He actually did it" Sindel said with a savage grin as she held Kotal by his neck with her hair before crushing his neck into pulp. He wasn't someone she ever liked since he always looked like he was plotting against her and her now deceased husband
"Flawless victory" Naruto said with a grin as he gazed at everyone around him. His eyes lingering on Raven in particular. As if to say told you I'd fucking win bitch
"This is not good" Raiden muttered as they all landed on the ground
"Oh relax Static Ass. Like I said I have no interest in merging the realms now if you would be so kind……get the fuck off my property!" Naruto said as he approached them
"What? But you just won! Shouldn't this call for a party or something?" Johnny asked confused
"Good idea I'll send invites once the details are ironed out. My people will call your people. Etc. Etc. For now though, get out. Not you Sonya you can stay" Naruto said with a smirk at the military woman who scowled with a blush at him.
"Now then let's go see my new palace, oh and if you keep giving me the stink eye i'm gonna splatter you magic boy and the old ass wizard " Naruto said with a grin at his team before he walked past Quan Chi and Shang Tsung as he walked to the portal to Outworld
"...this is not gonna be good" Raven said with a sigh as she followed after to make sure Naruto didn't pull something really bad
(Outworld. Shao Kahn's old palace)
"Woah ho ho! Now this is a palace! I think this has my dad's place beat!" Naruto yelled as he looked around the palace with a grin
"Shall I prepare my husbands old concubines for a celebration my lord?" Sindel asked seeing Naruto's excitement
"Depends on what his tastes are. I'll take a look later for now we should focus on clearing out people who won't be happy with me taking over" Naruto said simply as he looked at Shao Kahn's throne before taking a seat in it "oh yeah this feels right for me. Couldn't get dad's throne so I'm taking this one" Naruto cackled with a grin
"it suits you love" Gzsplntz said as she appeared next to Naruto along with a nude woman that looked similar to Kitana with razor sharp teeth and wearing bandages that were partly falling off of her
"Gah! Don't do that woman!" Naruto yelled as he jumped out of the throne and landed on the ground
"sorry I was exploring and found something of interest" Gsplntz said
"Who's the butter face?" Naruto asked confused
"Ah yes so that princess you made a deal with I followed an energy signature similar to hers in something called the flesh pits. Apparently the old wizard used her dna and spliced it with the tarkatans native to this realm and created her. This is Mileena" Gsplntz said gesturing to the nude woman who giggled
"... we have flesh pits?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow while Kitana glared at her clone and Shang Tsung in a rage at this reveal
"Not the point dear. Anyways I pulled her from her sleeping state a bit early before her loyalty to Shao could be fully set in. She can be made a new pet if you desire" Gsplntz said with a smirk as she snapped her fingers causing the clone to gain some clothes similar to Kitana only purple
"Hmmmmm not sure I want my dick bitten off during a blowjob." Naruto Admitted as he checked out the clone
"she'll call you daddy and let you use her ass and you can Overhaulher face" Gsplntz said with a smirk
"... sold! Come here my dear!" Naruto ordered the clone and placed he right hand on her head splattering it before reforming it so her face was exactly like Kitana's "there I also made it so she can at will regrow the teeth how they were for combat purposes" Naruto said
"Thank you lord daddy" Mileena said with a bow
"Am I the only one not okay with any of this?" Raven asked
"Oh don't be a stick in the mud and Kitana stop giving your sister the stink eye" Naruto ordered
"Sister?!" Kitana and Sindel yelled surprised at this though Sindel wasn't angry about this.
"You heard me! she cant help being born or created in this case. Side bar Shang Tsung I'm docking your pay" Naruto said to the Wizard
"... we're getting paid?" Shang Tsung asked turning to Baraka
"Wow you weren't getting paid?! What the hell was Kahn offering you people?" Naruto asked surprised at this
"Flesh for my people to eat and wars to fight" Baraka explained
"Souls and slaves for my experiments" Shang Tsung said nonchalantly
"Wouldn't a cheeseburger or a steak suffice?" Naruto asked Baraka
"What's that?" Baraka asked confused
"... Sindel make a note we need to do some trading with Earthrealm for Goods and services. And by trade I mean we're robbing them of shit" Naruto said after a moment of silence
"Of course my lord" Sindel said with a grin
"So you're just gonna rule this place now?" Blackfire asked curiously
"Eh more or Less. Kitana's the one I made the deal with to rule with and Sindel's the former empress. I'm sure them and Mileena can take charge when I'm not around." Naruto shrugged
"We will follow all orders And make the disgusting peasants bend the knee to our will" Sindel said with a grin
"Ok we get it the former empress is fucking crazy. Look I'm not under Kahn's orders can I fucking go home now?" Fables asked with a glare of annoyance
"What if I offered you a place of power here In Outworld? I bet you the league won't care If you do what you want here" Naruto said with a smirk at Fables
"... I'm listening" Fables said with a grin after a moment of silence
"We came here to bring her back Naruto" Raven said with a frown
"Yeah and I'm here to plow some princess and empress pussy. What you want has no bearing on me" Naruto said with an eye roll
"perhaps you should listen to the emperor girl" Shang Tsung said simply
"Listen to this moron? Hell no! Not after all he did!" Raven yelled
Naruto's eyes narrowed at this before he stood up from his throne
"You fucking caused it! I showered you with fucking love and you Broke up with me via text! You cheated on me with that green turd after you broke up with me! You made me what I am dammit!" Naruto yelled finally snapping at Rsven
"…..that's what this was about? oh for fucks sake it was only a kiss while I was drunk and after you left I sent that idiot to another dimension for instigating it!" Raven yelled at him
"... say what?" Naruto asked blinking in surprise
Everyone was silent at this for a few moments before gzsplntz pinched her nose and sighed
"... thats's what happened? For the love of- if you two had talked about this 3 years Ago so much chaos could've been avoided" Gsplntz groaned out
"... so you didn't actually cheat on me?" Naruto asked Raven
"Of course not! I only sent the text after you went on that stupid rampage after you saw That idiot kiss me" Raven yelled at Naruto
"... I need a minute" Naruto said falling back onto his new throne
"Uh while you patch things up with your ex boss some news just came in about Harley" Ultragirl said holding up her phone
"... we have cell service here?" Naruto asked curiously
"Magic your welcome" Raven said with a flat tone
"Fair enough. Alright what'd she do without m- what the fuck?!" Naruto asked angrily seeing a news post of Harley kissing the Joker in a helicopter
"……I'm looking good now, huh?" Raven asked after a few moments of silence
"Damn straight! Excuse me I'm gonna have to pay someone a what do you call it?" Naruto asked
"a visit? Kitana asked
"Beating. That's it. Pay someone a beating" Naruto said as he stood up
"Do you want to bring any troops my emperor?" Sindel asked Naruto
"Nah I have this though feel free to go rob some places. I have listed with Komi, Mary, and Kara here" Naruto said pointing to the three villains
"Robbing is a bit beneath me" Sindel said with a scoff
"You're robbing the legion of doom. Call it donations by force to the crown" Naruto said with a savage grin
"... oh I think I'm going to enjoy being empress again at your side" Sindel said with a wicked laughter
"Now let's get back home" Naruto said as he looked at Raven as he approached her
"We good now- mpppph!" Raven was saying before Naruto grabbed her and pulled her into a hard kiss before they separated
"We'll catch up soon enough. In the meantime though" Naruto said holding up His hands revealing a black bra and thong "I'll be retaking my trophies from you" Naruto said with a grin
"how did he-?" Jade asked confused on how he removed the magic users undergarments that fast
Raven chuckled at this before she lead forward "you know I think my ass needs retraining in how to take your cock again" Raven said with a sensual tone before she licked at his ear making Naruto shudder a bit
"Oh don't worry we'll bring you back to your old self. Gsplntz?" Naruto said as he looked at his redhead girlfriend
"Yesh already penciling her in. She will be tomorrow from 3 pm to 6 pm after your 12 pm to 3 pm session with power girl" Gsplntz said as She wrote it down before they left
(Gotham hospital rooftop)
meanwhile with Harley well……
"Fucking assholes leaving my crew. Fine I don't need them. I'm in the fucking Legion. I earned my spot! And I have Overhaul And the others when they get back from that other world place" Harley grumbled
Suddenly a small portal opened and a note fell on Harley's head which she took off her head and looked at
"Dear Harley I quit! I don't work for Joker's side piece. P.S you've been removed from the appointment book until further Notice. Ivy is still allowed P.P.S Raven takes your spot for best ass on the tier list. P.P.P.S I'm keeping your bra and panties and having Raven model them for me. Call me when you and Joker break up again. See you in a week most likely.
Signed Overhaul"
Harley's face went red as she ripped up the note in a rage before yelling loudly to the sky. This day really couldn't get much worse for her.
(2 hours later)
Harley was wrong. She was so very wrong. Not only did every single member of her crew leave her after her kiss with Joker and letting King shark get blown up by Bane, but now she was forced by the legion to watch this stupid talk show segment on tv about villainy to see if anyone is worth recruiting like her.
"Welcome back to the show I'm Tawny and today we're talking to some so called villains. First up we have Kite-man" Tawny said gesturing to the kite themed villain
"Hell Yeah!" Kite man introduced as he waved at the audience getting silence
"Bane" Tawny continued
"Glad to be here. will spare you all from being blown up so long as I am able to speak" Bane said waving to the crowd
"And lastly we have a villain who has made a big splash" Tawny said as green portal opened up with Naruto and Sindel walking through before sitting in some chairs
it says here you have you recently taken over another realm and are now seen as it's king daddy- I mean mr Overhaul" Tawny amended
"Please call me Naruto. If you're looking for a session come talk to me After The show" Naruto said with a smirk
"And who is this with you?" Tawny asked looking at Sindel
"Foolish peasant I am Sindel empress of Outworld. The only reason I'm here is my beloved asked me to accompany him here. To me you're all frail and weak pests that should kneel at my feet" Sindel said with a glare
"... charming. Ahem Naruto you are one of the few villains who we don't know a lot about. You mentioned on a previous show that your mother is a demon but nothing else as you were fighting Batman. Care to elaborate?" Tawny asked
"Not much to tell my mom is a demon who does her own thing. I don't think she really cares what I do unless it interferes with what she's doing. Next question" Naruto said with a shrug
"What if I told you I invited her on?" Tawny asked curiously
"Huh I assume she'd throw you into a bus" Naruto said shrugging thinking it was hypothetical
"Let's bring out our next guest Kushina Uzumaki!" Tawny said as the crowd clapped
As they clapped, an older woman with long red hair came out from behind the back of the stage wearing a black and red leather jumpsuit with two large holes in the legs to show off her thighs. She was also wearing leather high heeled boots giving her a look of both sex appeal and authority. (Think Silk Spectre 2 from Watchmen but black and red instead of black and yellow)
"Wait what?!" Naruto asked wide eyed
"hey brat. I hear you and your sluts caused some shit" Kushina said with a smirk as she took a seat next to her son and Sindel
"What the fuck are you doing here? I haven't seen you in years and you show up now?" Naruto said with an annoyed look
"Well yea your weren't evil enough for me to hang out with without being embarrassed" Kushina said with a scoff
This got groans from the audience
"What? It's true your quasi evil. Semi evil. You're the margarine of evil the diet coke of evil just one calorie, not even enough" Kushina said as she looked at the audience before looking at her son
"Bitch I rule a realm and A Planet" Naruto said with a scowl
"Yea now you do. But 5 years ago you were being a simp with some goth hero skank" Kushina said with a scoff
"Ha! You were a sap?! And yet you mock me?" Bane yelled before laughing at this
"You mocking my kid you (beep)!" Kushina yelled as she ran at Bane and tackled him before starting to beat him up causing the crowd to cheer
"Oh god! She Punches like a kryptonian!" Bane yelled as Kushina punched him in his throat
"someone stop that crazy (beep)!" Tawni yelled to her security
"I'll give you a (beep) ya (beep)! Kushina yelled at the host as she ran at the host and started tl attack her too
Naruto had a flat look on his face at this while Sindel had a surprised look on her face
"She's biting me! She's biting me!" Kushina yelled as she tried to get Tawni off her leg
"This is your Mother?" Sindel asked her emperor
"Unfortunately" Naruto said with a flat tone as the crowd started going crazy
"(Beep) you brat! The world is mine! The world is mine! You (beep)! Wait are you (beep) censoring me?!" Kushina yelled as she ran around the stage holding a globe before she crushed it in her hands as she yelled at the camera man
"I shall limp away from this Madness" Bane groaned as he started to limp Away
"Get back here you luchador (Beep)!" Kushina yelled as she tackled Bane
"She hates limping more than running" Naruto said with a flat tone
Harley watched this while with a flat look on her face
"Huh so that's where he got his crazy from" Harley said before she took out some scotch and downed the bottle in one go
AN: So this Sindel is based off MK 11 Sindel. Now I know a lot of people hated her retcon of having been always evil instead of the tragic heroine however we felt that MK11 Sindel being evil meshes well with a Naruto who's already a villain. Naruto may not want to merge or conquer realms like kahn but he can still cause havoc in other realms and bring back treasures and other spoils from his adventures so the two mesh well.