(the episode starts with someone turning on the jukebox as a party is going)
Eddie the Cow: hey! I saw her first!
Igg the Cow: no,I saw her first!
Bud the Cow: hey missy,wanna dance?
(the girl starts to dance with Bud)
Eddie and Bud: (starts doing the lover tug of war as the girl starts to let girl)
Eddie the Cow: she's my girl!
(duel scene,cue opening,back to Freddy dueling)
Bessie the Cow: (blows an air horn) what are you morons doing? This was supposed to be a party not some brawl
Igg the Cow: but them clowns won last time when we did the party wild west theme
Bud the Cow: yeah!
Igg the Cow: must they always win?
Pip the Mouse: uh,it's in the script
Bessie the Cow: will you morons drop it? The radio station decided to put this on. I thought it'd be fun. So can we just work together and have a good time without fighting each other?
Everyone: (mummering)
Bessie the Cow: good,I'll see you guys tomorrow
(meanwhile)
Zonnette: isn't it wonderful as they argue with each other?
President Gynamo: this should be the perfect opportunity for us take advantage for this sort of task
Inventor Grotch: and I got just the thing. Behold the latest dark energy. So small the Racersaur Warriors won't know it's small,activate the timer and when it reaches zero…
Deputy Leader Zelmoda: boom! It's the only device that'll succeed in world domination only $19.95
Inventor Grotch: hmm,then who'll partake into this task?
Inventor Grotch: may I recommend Jurasaurus?
Zonnette: Jurasaurus,go forth!
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (roars)
Deputy Leader Zelmoda: I love the smell of vengeance! It's just like…world domination!
(at Cassano's)
Eddie the Cow: man! Why do we always have to look bad? Don't you think we should win for once?
Igg the Cow: probably not (laughs)
Eddie the Cow: alright then,then we'll settled this the old fashion way
Bud the Cow: drag race?
Eddie the Cow: Dromaeosaur valley
Igg the Cow: I'm there
Eddie the Cow: loser's turn has to lose in the party
Freddy the Ferret: um guys
Bud the Cow: stay out of this Freddy
Freddy the Ferret: no I'm not staying out of this,you can't be serious on this
Eddie the Cow: oh yeah,says who?
Freddy the Ferret: me of course. Cause everyone knows drag racing leads to a disaster. And besides can we let this slide or something?
Eddie the Cow: yeah I guess you're right
Bessie the Cow: yo,dum dum,ready to go?
Freddy the Ferret: anyways,I better go (gets onto Bessie's car and leaves)
Bud the Cow: the race is on Eddie,be there
Eddie the Cow: (leaves)
(unbeknownst,Alien Temperor is watching them)
Alien Temperor: oh this outta be good
(at Cassano's)
Eddie the Cow: hey Tony Two Cheeks,heard about the rag race?
Tony Two Cheeks: yeah,at Dromaeosaur valley. I'll be there
Peck the Rooster: a drag race? Sounds like trouble right?
Miles the Mule: yeah and you know what the means
Peck the Rooster: we get blamed for it?
Miles the Mule: no,it's because they're lending for some money
Peck the Rooster: your point?
Miles the Mule: meaning we could go infiltrate the drag race and gets some money
(Peck and Miles walks by)
Freddy the Ferret: hey the posters looking good
Bessie the Cow: figures
(ringtone)
Otis the Cow: guys,come in
Dimorphodon: (wakes up,roars)
Justin Stewart: it's an alarm Dimorphodon,it's supposed to be loud
Freddy the Ferret: yes?
Otis the Cow: you guys head to the power chamber quick
Bessie the Cow; right,I'll call the others
(at the power chamber where Abby,Pig,Bessie,Freddy and Millian teleports)
Alpha 6: right on time
Abby the Cow: So what's up?
Otis the Cow: we were checking around until we detected on the dark energy
Alpha 6; thought Zonnette could plant it around Beavercreek without us noticing
Dimitria: Everyone,do you really think that Zonnette will allow you to approach dark energy without obstacles?
Princess Millian: she's right,we better set this one out
Otis the Cow; yeah or else something else goes wrong
Everyone: (teleports)
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (roars)
Freddy the Ferret: (smells as he sees Jurasaurus) nothing's stranger than that (hops onto his vehicle)
Jurasaurus: (roars)
(racing scene)
Freddy the Ferret: mustelid stink!
Jurasaurus: (got hit)
Freddy the Ferret: …
Jurasaurus: (demises)
(back at the bar)
Zonnette: and yet again another Dragon has failed
Zonnette: And yet again by those loathsome animals!
Inventor Grotch: not to worry,I asked another Jurasaurus just in case
Zonnette: Well,what are you waiting for? Send him immediately!
(cuts to Otis and Co searching for the dark energy)
Alpha 6: everyone,Zonnette has sent down an another Jurasaurus at the other side of town,you better get there
Otis the Cow: will do
(at the other side of town)
Pig the Pig: if I was a dragon,where I would be?
Abby the Cow: look!
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (rampaging)
Otis the Cow: alright Jurasaurus your rampage ends here!
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (roars)
Pig the Pig: look out,he might be flamey
Justin Stewart: or else he'll might burn us
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (uses fire breath)
Everyone: (dodges it)
(back to the Jersey Cows)
Eddie the Cow: now that's settled,here's the stache that Tony had promised (shows a suitcase full of cash)
Miles the Mule: bingo! Now we'll hide in the back until the time is right
Miles and Peck: (hop into one of the cars)
(back to the others getting creamed by Jurasaurus)
Alpha 6: Freddy,your friends need help,have you found the dark energy yet?
Freddy the Ferret: not yet,but I have sensed it but I can't seemed to pinpoint it (sees a car driving by) oh no it's in Eddie's car
(back at the bar)
Deputy Leader Zelmoda: ok,now what?
Zonnette: make sure those animals won't won't win this time,that's what
Jurasaurus (Fireman): (roars)
(eyecatch)
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (roars)
Bessie the Cow; oh course
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (uses fire breath)
Everyone: (got hit)
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (roars)
Freddy the Ferret: stop burning my friends!
Abby the Cow: just in time
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (roars)
Freddy the Ferret: let's begin! (hops onto his vehicle and droves off)
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (roars)
(chase scene)
Freddy the Ferret: (uses vehicle missile)
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (roars)
Freddy the Ferret: alright!
(at sauropod valley)
Eddie the Cow: ok let's review,whoever reaches that finish line wins
Bud the Cow: fine by me
Igg the Cow: let's begin shall we?
Eddie the Cow: oh we'll begin alright
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (roars)
Everyone: racer flash!
Tyrannosaurus: (roars)
Triceratops: (roars)
Pteranodon: (roars)
Apatosaurus: (roars)
Jigorodon: (roars)
(prehistoric battle)
Jigorodon: (uses bite)
Jurasaurus (Fireman 1973): (demises)
Prehistoric beasts: (roars)
Alpha 6: guys no time celebrate,you gotta dark energy to find
Dimitria: my friends,listen carefully,there's a drop so step that you can't miss it
Pig the Pig: uh what does she mean by that?
Otis the Cow: beats me
Bessie the Cow: sounds like Dromaeosaur valley
Freddy the Ferret: yeah that's gotta be it
(back to the drag race)
Eddie the Cow: …
Igg the Cow: …
Ref: go!
(racing scene as they're about to fall into the chasm but got saved by T-Rex)
Tyrannosaurus: (roars)
Freddy the Ferret; (hops onto one of the cars) look! (spots the dark energy as the starts to purify it)
Princess Millian: whew,that was close
Abby the Cow: you can say that again
(at the bar)
Zonnette: another Dragon has been defeated,I'm starting to dislike those barnyard animals,always getting the way of progress of course
(after the battle)
Eddie the Cow; hey I just wanted to say that this drag race is totally stupid. I'm really sorry
Igg the Cow: me too. We gotta start working together
Eddie the Cow: your absolutely right
(Eddie and Igg starts shaking hooves)
Bessie the Cow: now that's more like it
Miles the Mule: now for the money (spots at the suitcase and opens it and sees no money) what the? Where's the money?
(shows the money being taken by gophers)
Peck the Rooster: and where this close
Everyone: (laughs)
The end
