The day starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street... He smiles upon hearing the song on the radio, "I love this song!" He starts to poorly sing along with the music, "You were a spicy little... Uh... Demon with the... Uh... Bleach blonde haaaair!"

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Buddy nods his head to the music, his eyes straining while he tries to listen to the original song in the back of the van. Moxxie covers his in the backseat while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

The boss continues to sing despite the disapproval, "Fieeendin' for that...Uh... When I caught your stare!" They drive into an old crowded parking lot while he still sings, "Thooought it might be love but you went-"

His eyes widens when he sees a pink car pull into the remaining parking space, "Oh, sh-t! Fu-"

He slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the people in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads 'SUCK-4-LIFE'.

The boss shakes his head in annoyance, "Oh, you 'suck for life', do ya?!"

He pulls out a megaphone and screams into it, "Listen up, you unoriginal pink c-m dump! You have three godd-n seconds to get your t/ts out of my parking spot!"

The driver's seat opens, letting out a succubus with pink skin, long red hair in a ponytail, long red horns, a fully pink tail and red wings. her eyes are a golden color with black sclera and she has a red marking on her forehead and cheeks. She is wearing a red short sleeved dress shirt, short black dress and black dress heels. She opens the passenger, where another woman steps out of her front car seat with high heels. She is a tall, pink succubus with long white hair and sunglasses shaped like hearts. She is wearing a white dress that stops at her thighs. Various black stars and circles litter her dress. She is wearing black high heels that are also thigh highs. She is wearing a white, fuzzy coat and a black choker.

.

Blitzo lowers the megaphone with a shocked face, "Oh, sh-t! Verosika!"

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops, "Blitzo."

The imp starts to walk towards her, "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." He then falls, faceplanting onto the ground before standing up, "...Three Rings DOWN!"

The popstar rolls her eyes underneath her sunglasses, "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts!"

The boss shakes his head before pointing at her, "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat a-s outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken wh-re, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last c-ck in Hell!"

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically, "They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." She then takes a swing of her drink from the bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb, "So, your sister says hi!"

Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika, "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

The woman rolls her eyes yet again, "Actually, prick. It has my name on it." She points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out with the same purple spray on the ground, "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."

Loona watches the scene from the van, "No way..."

Buddy turns his head upon noticing his coworker's attention being elsewhere, "Huh? What, what's going on?" His eyes widen upon noticing the popstar, "Oh sh-t!"

Verosika smiles confidently, "...And they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."

Blitzo's eyes widen and folds his arm, "A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a f-kin' week!"

The popstar removes her sunglasses, revealing her pink eyes with yellow sclera, "Awww, you mad, Blitzo? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."

The two talk at the same time, "...Run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on sh-tty horse riding lessons?!"

The imp practically growls at her, "Godd-mn it wh-re, you will NOT let that go!"

The succubus folds her arms, "Choke on a sandpaper cock. She flips him the bird and begins to walk away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.

The smaller creature starts to follow the star, "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..."

A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind the imp and growls, "You'll what?" he tall with huge muscles, dark fur and a scar over his left eye. His left eye is completely white while the other has red sclera and white irises. He has a long, dark tail. He is wearing

Blitzo glances around and starts to stutter, "Or I'll... Uh... Uh, I-I'll call HR!"

The popstar folds her arms with a smile, "I'd like to see you try!" She then gestures to the hound next to her, "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well."

Verosika starts to leave with her bodyguard. She then glances over her shoulder before flipping Blitzo off.

The boss whispers with an annoyed face, "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that."

Loona kicks van door open and steps out, "You know Verosika Mayday?!"

While the hellhound kicks open the door, Buddy jumps out of the van. He turns to pick up a black backpack from the floor of the vehicle.

The popstar turns her head back at the noise of the door being forced open, "Diva! Girl, I haven't seen you in a hot minute! Where have you been?" She walked back past the wolf, who's eyes widened at the sight of the star coming closer to them.

Buddy turned around to face the succubus with a raised eyebrow, "Uh, I'm sorry. What?"

Verosika is briefly taken aback, "Oh sh-t, you're not Diva! Wait, why do you have the same tail pattern then?" Her eyes then widen in realization, "...Oh d-mn! You're her son! That little one with the white hair! Oh, I haven't seen you since you were this little!" She makes a shrinking gesture with her pointer finger and her thumb. She waves to the other succubus from the car, "Hey Nerissa, come here! You remember Diva's kid, don't you?"

The driver, now named Nerissa, walks closer to the pair, "Oh yeah! I do remember him! Didn't we last see him when he was this little?" She makes the same gesture her sister made.

The hybrid rubbed his eyebrows with his fingers, "...You theoretically couldn't have met me when I was that little. That gesture implies that I was still in my mom's stomach."

The popstar shrugs her shoulders, "Yeah, whatever, smartass!" She then points at him, "Your mom had a smart mouth too so you're definitely Diva's kid then! Wasn't your name-"

The intern quickly interrupts her, "It's Buddy." His smile slowly becoming much more strained the more times his mother is mentioned.

Verosika nods her head quicklyin response, "Oh, Buddy, right! So what are you doing hanging out with well..." She gestures to Blitzo, "This f-k up?"

The imp puts his hands on his hips, "Well excuse you, I'm his BOSS!"

Buddy smiles with a shrug, "It's true, that's my Bossman."

The popstar shakes her head with a wave of her hand, "Oh honey, you can do much better than that."

Blitzo points towards the succubus, "HEY! Go suck a d-ck, b-ch!" He then waves his hands at his intern, "And YOU! Quit talkin' to her!"

Verosika frowns at the imp before turning away from him, "Ta-ta, f-k stain." She flips him off before leaving with her Hellhound.

Before anyone else could speak, Loona walked in between the boss and her coworker, "So hold on! Back up a minute! She apparently knows YOU!" She points right in Buddy's face, "That is something I am going to learn more of! And..." She points at her adopted father, "YOU know Verosika Mayday?!"

The hybrid quickly dodges the question by standing next to the hound, "Uhhhh yeah, Bossman! You know Verosika too?"

Blitzo rolls his eyes, "Huh? Oh, yeah. Her? Yeah. We dated."

Millie shouts from the window, "Was it before or after she became a pop star?"

Moxxie opens the van door and steps out, "You dated a pop star?!"

The boss puts his hands on his hips, "Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?!"

Loona rolls her eyes, "Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday!"

The wife raises an eyebrow, "It's you?"

Buddy shrugs his shoulders, "I mean... You know!"

Moxxie frowns, "I just..." He scratches his head, "Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?"

Blitzo waves his hands in front of him, "Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

The husband waves his hands above his own head, "You do that all the time, sir!"

The woman with black hair puts her hands on her hips, "Come on, Blitz, you kinda do that."

The Hellhound folds her arms, "You totally do that."

Buddy even shrugs his shoulders again, "Gotta agree with them, Bossman. I've caught you in our fridge multiple times."

Millie grins mischievously with her eyelids lowering, "What was sex with her like?"

The hybrid gags before backing up with his hands up, "Ew, nope!" He even takes a step away from her.

Moxxie jumps back, taken aback, "Millie!"

His wife widened her eyes back at him, "Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Her husband put his hand up to scold Millie but changes his mind, "...Touché."

Blitzo shook his head at his crew, "Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, just... Find a temporary spot for that truck!" He tosses the keys to the woman, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side, "Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, Buddie! Let's go handle this sh-t."

...

Now inside the building, Buddy, Loona, Moxxie and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator. The Hellhound walks nervously ahead of the group, "Do you think they saw me? F-k! I did my makeup sh-ty today!"

The hybrid shrugs his shoulders, "Eh, she probably didn't care all that much..." He jumps back when the woman sends a glare his way, "I did NOT mean that in a bad way! Come on!"

Her adopted father smiles at her with shining eyes, "Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always!"

Loona narrows her eyes in a scowl, "Shut UP, da-"

The imp looks at her with adoration on his face but his adopted daughter stops herself from continuing her sentence.

The Hellhound shoves him aside, "Urgh! Blitzo!" She checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over her adopted dad before accidentally bumping into Verosika's bodyguard. She looks up in embarrassment, "Oof! Oh! Woah..."

Vortex glances down at the smaller Hellhound with a smile. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. He frowns when he notices his daughter blushing and wagging her tail. Moxxie looks in between the three before taking a step back, pulling his half-brother with him.

Her father then moves between Loona and Vortex with his arms out, "Hiiii, big man. Where's your b-ch bag of an employer?"

Vortex motions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. 'V' and 'M' are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room, "She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper."

The imp clenches his fist, "Oh, COME ON!"

The big Hellohound scoffs at him, "Sorry, man." He then walks away from the group.

The boss mutters with a frown, "Oh no you don't, b-ch."

Buddy steps next to his boss, "Hey, Bossman. Why don't you let me talk to her? I know her, she might listen to me. Besides, she wouldn't lay a finger on me."

Blitzo rubs his face before waving him off, "You know what? Go for it."

...

The hybrid walks into the succubus's dark office, feeling the eyes from her crew on him. He adjusts his bowtie before waving his hand, "Uh hello! Ms. Mayday, it's me! Diva's son, Buddy!"

Verosika turns to him with a smile, "Aw Buddy! What are you doing here? Tired of Blitzo's bullsh-t already?"

Buddy rubs the back of his neck, "Oh uh, no! No, I just wanted to talk to you about the parking space? Bossman-"

The star rolls her eyes with a roll of her hand, "Ugh, so he sent you here on business? Boring!" She paces back and forth before smiling at him, "Oh how about I introduce you to the rest of the crew instead! You already know my sister Nerissa, but this is way more fun!" She starts to gesture to the various succubi next to her, who wave to him when they are called, "This is Coco, Apple, Milky, Josh-"

The intern shakes his head before running his hands down his face, "Verosika, please. I just wanted to ask if we could work something out!"

The popstar frowns at this, "Why don't you join my crew instead? Trust me, it wouldn't be like the back breaking work like that prick probably has you do."

Buddy quickly shook his head while frowning, "Eh... No, thank you. I don't think I'm cut out for all the succubus business since I can't do some of the things you guys can do." He then rubs his arm, "And uh, you... Know how my mom was."

The succubus frowns at him sadly, the fun tone in her voice gone, "Hey Buddy... My door's always open, just so you know."

The hybrid smiles back at her with equal sadness, "...I know it is, Verosika. Thank you."

Verosika shrugs her shoulders, the teasing tone returning to her voice, "Well, considering I can't convince you... Why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp d-ck boss for me then?"

...

The next thing everyone knew, Buddy was out the door completely unscathed. The hybrid looks down and sighs upon seeing the crew, "...Sorry, Bossman. I tried my best but she kept ignoring my question. She even offered me a job to join her crew."

Loona blinks at him, "...And you DIDN'T take it?" This made the hybrid look at her blankly.

Blitzo stomps his foot in anger, "Oh, this won't stand!"

He then kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to look at the area. He sends a glare her way, "OKAY, D-CK! THAT'S IT!"

He stomps towards the lead succubus, "If you're gonna be sh-ty to my employees and try and steal them to join YOUR crew, then I challenge you to a f-kin'... Challenge!" He the whispers, "F-k, I said that twice."

Nerissa whispers to her sister, "Uh... Is he starting a demon duel?"

Verosika chuckles back at her, "I think he is!" She then takes a step closer to the smaller imp, "What's the game then, Blitzo?"

The boss crossed his arms, glaring back at her, "Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... You succu-b-tches can't f-k as many people as we can off by the end of the day!"

The rest of the pop star's crew laugh at him. This made Blitzo glare in their direction to get them to stop laughing.

The succubus with white hair stops her laugh, "Oh, you're serious?" She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper, "Game on... B-ch."

...

Later inside I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.

Blitzo smiles at them, "Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this sh-t! First, we find a f-k ton of clients."

He points at the drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Loona, Buddy, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money, "We portal up!"

The drawing of Blitzo snaps his fingers and the I.M.P figures fall down, "We have our fun murder time as per usual!"

The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns, "We pile all the bodies into a big f-kin' canoe!"

The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads 'S.S. Cum Gutter', "We push said canoe into some water!"

The drawing of himself kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock, "We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n sh-t. Maybe a goose, too! F-k it!"

Drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals...

Blitzo smiles while pointing at the drawing, "They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet..."

The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat, "We rub it in that sloppy b-ch's drunken wh/re-a-s face..."

The I.M.P. members in the drawing give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing then bursts into tears.

Blitzo smiles at his crew while looking away from the board, "Do you have any questions?" He throws pointer stick through a window.

Moxxie raises his hand before tilting his head, "Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?"

The boss walks over to his employee, "That wasn't a question!"

The white haired imp frowns back at him, "That wasn't a plan."

The bald imp puts a hand around Moxxie's waist, "I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs!"

Moxxie tilts his head at him, "A what now?"

Blitzo rolls his shoulders, "I'm callin' ya dumb, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you..." He begins poking his employee in the chest, "Talentless baby d-cked troll?!"

The smaller imp climbs onto table in anger, "Well, why don't you!" He points at Blitzo and pokes at his chest, "Take an art class?!"

The boss grabs the front of Moxxie's shirt and throws him back in his chair, "Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!"

Buddy lets out a loud whistle, "Bossman! Moxxie!" Unknown to him, his whistle made the wolf next to him ruffle her ear in annoyance.

Loona finished sending a look his way before putting her phone down, "Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"

Blitzo quickly shakes his head, "Absolutely not, I forbid it! Not gonna happen! Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"

Suddenly, the five members of I.M.P simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera.

The Hellhound frowns at her adopted dad, "Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along."

Blitzo stops to look at his daughter, "Wait, say that again?"

Loona raises an eyebrow back at him, "I can... Blend in?" She then shrugs her shoulders.

Millie tilts her head, "Wait, do you have a human disguise?"

The Hellhound nods with a shrug, "Yeah. Don't you?"

All the imps nervously look at each other... Their eyes swishing from side to side among each other.

The intern raises an eyebrow in confusion, "Wait, we can make human disguises?"

Loona rubs her forehead in frustration, "Uuuuuugh, I forgot you three have been screwing around on Earth this whole f-king time without human disguises!" She then turns to raise an eyebrow at her coworker sitting next to her, "Buddy, how do you not know? You're a succubus!"

Buddy frowns back at her, "HALF succubus! Er... Incubus?" He then shrugs his shoulders, "Never mind the specifics! I've never been to Earth! So no, I don't know how to make a human disguise."

Blitzo jumps in between them to grab both their attention, "Okay, new plan!" He quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the board. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

He smiles at his plan, "Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest! Okay, how about that?"

Loona shrugs her shoulders nonchalantly, "Sounds good to me." She then points her thumb at the hybrid next to her, "And Buddy here can learn to make his own human disguise to help out more next time."

The boss nods his head at her before writing it down, "Oh, good suggestion, Loonie! Buddy! You're on learnin' duty today!"

The hybrid widens his eyes towards the hound, "Wow! Wait, you think I can learn to do it?"

The Hellhound shrugs back at him, "Not really."

Millie nods her head at the rest of the crew, "Well, I think the plan has pretty flawless logic!"

Moxxie shakes his head in frustration, "I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir! Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!"

Blitzo waves his hand in front of the employee's face, "I got that covered, Mox!" He quickly rushes to Loona's desk before opening up the comedically long drawer, "Remember when we left Bud here all alone in the office? Turns out some of these sinners like the thought of a pretty face from behind the counter murdering their murderer for them! Not that he's pretty like you, Loona!" This last comment made the hound roll her eyes.

Buddy pumps his fist to his side with a smile, "Nice! I was hoping all those clients would come in handy! Point one for Buddy!"

The boss smiles at the cheer before looking down at the first sheet of paper, "Now, who's first?"

...

Now at a beach in the human world... People happily walk around, drinking and talking. Blitzo, Buddy, Moxxie, Millie and Loona, who is holding the grimnoire, hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock...

Blitzo nods his head at his crew, "Now remember, we can't be seen, okay? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?"

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff, "Got it." She then stands up and a flash of blue light swirls around her... She has transformed into a human version of herself with pale skin. Her sclera is now white with red irises and black pupils. Her clothing remains the same.

The imps and the hybrid all stare in shock.

The boss smiles widely at her, "Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look... Downright awful!"

His adopted daughter glares at him before shoving the grimnoire into the hybrid's stomach, "Buddy, here. It's on the third page, memorize it."

Buddy playfully salutes her, "Aye aye, Captain Human Loona!" He then sits down and opens the blue book, reading the pages closely.

Blitzo nods his head at his employees, "Okay, now that we I am so proud! Now, fetch!"

Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. She smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives his adopted daughter a thumbs up...

Meanwhile, Buddy looks down at the golden pages while still behind the rocks. He quickly finds the page with the human disguise spell, "Okay! Time to learn how to look like a fleshy human! ...Hey, wait a minute..." He looks at the page next to the human spell, spotting red flames on the page, "That looks like my fire finger technique!" He snaps his fingers on his right hand, summoning a tiny ball of red and orange fire atop of his finger. He waves his hand to put out the fire before looking back down at the page, "Huh, I wonder why that's there..."

Soon enough, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitzo. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitzo kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head...

Buddy is still reading the grimoire while this is all going down, squinting at the words of the human spell. He reads the words carefully, though no words come out of his mouth. The hybrid felt a blue sparkle start to swirl around his body, closing his eyes to let it take over... However, when he opens his eyes, he sees that his right hand still resembles how he normally looks but his left hand looks like brown skin. Resembling a human's! His eyes widen at the sight, half of his face looking like a human's while the other half looks like his own normal look. His 'human' side has fluffy, blonde hair, brown skin with black freckles and brown eyes with white sclera.

The hybrid frowns upon realizing what had happened, "...Uh oh."

Moments later, Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body with a knife.

The boss puts his hands on his hips in victory, "That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily sna-ch org-m that many-"

Verosika's voice is heard from the nearby stage on the beach, "Okay, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get f-ked up and make some B-CHIN' BAD CHOICES?!" Her sister is seen walking backstage, looking at a clipboard. Both women are in their human disguises. Verosika is the light brown-skinned woman with her eyes now having white sclera. Her hair is ombre blonde with pink undertones from darker to lighter towards the tips, along with auburn roots and a light pink streak. Her outfit changes to a white-trimmed, two-piece pink ruffled mini dress, her crop-top has a long sleeve with her right sleeve being detached, while her skirt's ruffles are colored in a slight darker shade. The skirt also includes a white star design on the front and a black heart on the hip, along with dovetails which forms into a light pink sash with slight darker-colored ruffles, and a heart design on the back. She also wears the same choker, thigh-highs and heels as before, minus the 'X' cutouts.

Nerissa is a paler human with black hair in a high ponytail and blue eyes with white sclera. She is still wearing a red short sleeved dress shirt, short black dress and black dress heels. Albeit this time with a headset on her head while she holds clipboard.

The audience cheers for her. A fan boy rips his shirt to show that he has her name tattooed on his chest, "Verosika!"

Verosika continues to talk into the microphone, "This is your final boarding call. All aboard..."

She launches onto the stage with the fireworks behind her spelling out 'Vacay to Bonetown.' The words 'F-k you Blitzo' appears in the air above them. The imp growls and starts foaming at the mouth at the sight.

The succubus begins to sing, "Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town..."

Humans make out with others around them, they kiss, hug, etc. A few members of Verosika's crew grin and attract a few humans while their leader continues to sing...

"V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax... Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D..."

Blitzo growls upon hearing the song, "God D-MIT! That b-ch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!"

A blonde man then starts vomiting next to Blitzo, catching his attention. He points at the man, "He on the list, Loonie?"

Loona, who was looking at Vortex in his human disguise, blinks when her dad speaks, "Huh? Yeah... I-I think so." She then peaks at Vortex guarding the stage.

Blitzo smiles while putting his hand in his pocket, "Good!" He then takes out a red and black axe.

The blonde man looks up at the imp, "Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" He then laughs...

The boss shrugs his shoulders, "Yeah... Pretty cool, huh?"

He then flings the axe downwards, cleaves the man's head in half.

Blitzo straightens up his posture with a smile, "But you sure as sh-t ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where..." He glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight with her outline flashing comically in front of him. He begins to breath heavily in a panic, "Wha... Wha... Wh..." Tears begin to gather in his eyes, "WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!"

The shout catches Buddy's attention, making him look to his boss. He looks at the crowd, lifting his head above the rock while still resembling a half human. He slouches before shoving the book into his pocket, slithering towards the crowd.

Millie points towards the stage, "Look!"

The girl hound is seen walking towards Vortex, who is in his own human disguise. He sill has a scar over his left eye and has a shaved head and dark skin. Blitzo notices and his fatherly instinct quickly turns to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup while two men French kiss next her...

A fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage while she sings the next chorus in her song but Vortex punches him into the ground. He drags the man away in the distance.

Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple but is stopped by one of Verosika's incubus members, who smirks at her with his eyebrows raised flirtatiously. She then backhands him hard.

Verosika shouts into the mic, "Now, who wants a piece of this?!" She then tosses her alcohol flask into the ocean, creating a golden spillage from the liquid. A catfish appears and drinks the liquid, which rapidly makes it grows into a monster.

Loona walks over nervously towards the bigger Hellhound, "Heyyyy... You!"

Vortex turns to smile at her, "Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex."

The girl with white hair smiles at him, "Yeah." She chuckles nervously, "Sorry if that's weird!

The hound with the scar shrugs his shoulders with a calm smile, "It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care."

Loona continues to smile nervously at him, "Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!"

Vortex lets out a chuckle, "Okay." He then mimics her nervous tone and smile, "I'm Vortex!"

The smaller hound's eyes widen at him, "That's hot... I mean, like! Literally! Y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?" She starts to bite her lip nervously...

The bigger hound shrugs his shoulders, "Uh, yeah." He then chuckles, "I guess but my friends call me Tex."

Suddenly, the both of them heard a voice, "You know, I would have said you were wrong but you were actually right about vortexes!"

The two look behind Loona to see Buddy, who still has only half his human disguise on his body. He waves to the both of them with a smile.

Loona's eyes widen at the sight of him, "Buddy!" But she quickly recovers to shove him away, "Dude, why do you look like that? In the crowd of all places?!"

The hybrid shrugs his shoulders while keeping close to the ground, "Sorry! I don't know why but the spell is only covering half of me!"

The girl rubs her eyes, "Ugh... Don't mind him, he's... New. Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends." She then chuckles nervously, "I mean... No, I mean! I don't... I... I don't have friends!"

Vortex smiles before whispering to her, "...I think he needs a little help with his disguise... Wait is he not your friend?"

Blitzo arrives and stands between them, "Am I... Interrupting something?"

Vortex shrugs his shoulders, "Nah, man. Just having a conversation."

The imp pokes Vortex's chest, "'Conversation' leads to HPV!"

Meanwhile, the two other imp employees hide behind metal barrels on the other side of the beach.

Moxxie rubs his eyebrow in annoyance, "And... We've lost him. And Buddy's still trying to get the hang of that spell." He then sighs, "It's looking like it's up to us handle this list!"

Millie grabs her husband by the shoulder, "Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' sh-t done, makin' the moneys!"

The two then run off in the sunset and start to kill more people... Beginning with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more...

Meanwhile Loona frowns at her adopted dad, "Blitzo, get the f-k out of here! You're gonna get us all into sh-t!"

The imp folded his arms, "I wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job!"

The human wolf shakes her head in defiance, "What? I can't have a break?"

The large horned imp frowns at her, "We have a parking spot on the line!"

Vortex walks towards her adopted dad, "Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?"

Blitzo sends a glare his way, "Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!" He holds up a drawing with his tail. The picture depicts a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and the money equaling a horse, "Literally!"

Loona groans in frustration and fixes her bangs, "F-k, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!"

The imp folds his arms with a frown, "Because I adopted you! And that should mean something!"

The hellhound folds her arms back at him, "Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!"

The large horned man tilts his head in annoyance, "It still counts!"

Buddy speaks up, taking a step next to Vortex, "I mean, Bossman has a point. Being some one who"

Loona frowns in annoyance, "Shut UP, Buddy!"

The hybrid takes a step away from the group, "Okay, shutting up now." He then slips down to the ground before opening the book up again, reading through the spell about human disguises, "Okay, come on! What am I missing?" However, the next words from the Hellhound had his face tensing into frown.

The Hellhound woman turns back towards her adopted father, "Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! And I don't need you now!"

This struck the imp in the heart, causing tears to prick the side of his eyes. He folds his arms and looks away, trying to find something to say back to her.

Meanwhile, Millie and Moxxie hide behind a table with steel barrels of beer. The wife loads a crossbow for her husband to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

"Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!"

The human knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie flying into the air. Moxxie ends up landing in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust, "Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a f-king possum!

The imp quickly gets on all fours to try to get away, "Oh, crumbs!"

Moxxie tries to get away but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

The man holds him up, "I got it!" He then shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about 'beer possum' while they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and starts to get drunk...

Loona then tries to say something to her adopted father upon seeing how upset he really was, "Uh... Blitzo... I'm-"

Blitzo shakes his head before turning away to leave, "Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!"

The smaller Hellhound frowns at the sight of him walking away, "Ugggh..."

Vortex's eyes widen when he takes a step closer to her, "D-mn, girl. That was savage." He then places a comforting hand on her shoulder, "You okay?"

Loona blushes at him, "Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does!"

Vortex chuckles, "I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Takes guts!"

The human wolf grits her teeth, "...Thanks."

Buddy frowns before slipping away from the two, taking the grimoire with him. He slithers to follow his boss before he spots his brother's wife running around the beach.

Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. The hybrid jumps behind the barrel next to her, "Millie! There you are! Where's Moxxie?"

The girl imp smiles at her husband's younger brother, "Buddy! There you are... Holy Satan, what happened to your face?" She then waves her hand when he shrugs, "Wait, neva mind that for now! I don' know where Mox is!" She tries to straighten up the wobbling barrel but notices it keeps moving. She then lets it tip over, which makes the beer spill onto the ground. Moxxie slides out of the barrel with a drunken burp.

His wife and brother smile at him, "Moxxie!"

Moxxie smiles back, drunkenly, at his wife, "Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads?" He reaches for her with a smile, "I wanna kiss 'em!" He then starts to make smooching noises.

Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie while the fish monster finally emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus all see the monster in fear. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood flying everywhere. The humans scream and start to run away. Blitzo looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish creature roars, which rumbles throughout the sky.

The smaller male imp smiles at the creature, "Ooooh! Fish!"

The monster suddenly wraps its tongue around Moxxie to pull him closer. It then closes it's mouth.

Moxxie giggles drunkenly, "Hehehe... Weeeeee!"

Millie grabs her brother in law's hand and points it up at the fish monster. She fires the ball of flames forming on his fingertip at the fish creature's face. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes to dive into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. Buddy watches from the sandy shores alongside their boss. She pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of his hand and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Moxxie smiles with a giggle, closes his eyes and spreads his arms while he 'flies.'

Buddy prepares catch his, however, he lands into Blitzo's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. This makes Moxxie laugh hysterically.

Buddy turns his boss and brother, "...You think we should help her?"

Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out. She then starts actually wrestling with it in the water.

The hybrid shakes his head with a smile, "Yeah no, actually. Mom Millie's got it."

Blitzo raised his eyebrows upon hearing him, "I'm sorry, what did you just call your sister in law?" However, his question was ignored.

Moxxie's tail makes a heart shape while he remains in his boss's arms, "I love that woman..."

Blitzo shakes his head, "Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?" He turns his head towards Buddy...

...Who quickly turns his head away from his boss, "Why are you asking me?!"

Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.

Blitzo smiles at his employee, "Ohhhh, yeah! Way to show off, Mils!"

Millie smiles upon seeing her family, "Is Mox okay?"

Buddy pokes his brother's cheek, who still smiles, "Oh, yeah. He's fine!" Their boss hands his brother to his wife.

Millie holds Moxxie in her arms with a smile. Moxxie grins at her with a doped expression, "Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... Drinky!" His wife then hugs him, which makes the both of them laugh happily.

Blitzo shrugs his shoulders at them, "Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking!"

Verosika's voice is heard from the side, "Blitzo."

The imp rolls his eyes, "Oh, perfect. That must be the wh-res!"

The succubus shrugs her shoulders, "That was handled rather... Obvious... Don't you think?"

Millie tosses the now burnt flask back to Verosika, "I don't think this belonged to any of us!" The other woman catches it, then drop-passes it to one of her crew members. The imp smiles at the popstar, "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."

Moxxie starts to laughs drunkenly, "Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED!" He then continues laugh.

The popstar rolls her eyes at them, "Yeah, well... You three nasty-ass gremlins will be in sh-t for not being in disguises!" She then gestures to Buddy, who still only has half his body in disguise, "...And for the literal half assed one over here!"

Buddy grumbles before turning to the ocean, "Tried my best here..." He then shoves his finger into the water, setting the rest of the alcohol ablaze so it wouldn't turn any other wildlife into a giant creature.

Moxxie faceplants into the sand, "A human called me a possum! I am not a..." He then faceplants again, "Possum!"

Blitzo smiles at his ex, "Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space!"

Verosika sighs in frustration, "...Fine."

The boss laughs triumphantly, "WE F-KIN' WOOOOOOON!"

Millie hold her husband in the air, "F-k YEAH!"

Buddy cheers from the shore, "WOOO!"

The lead imp holds up a middle finger, "IN YOUR FACE, BIII-CH!"

Verosika scoffs with a turn of her head to speak to her crew, "Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!"

Vortex shrugs his shoulders while still standing next to the girl Hellhound, "Well... Guess it's time to bounce. But hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime."

Loona smiles widely at him, "Really? I mean, hehe... Yeah! Yeah..."

The taller hound smiles back at her, "Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties!"

The smaller hellhound slumps her shoulders with a frown upon hearing that, "...Nice. Can't wait for my first one."

The larger hound chuckles next to her, "Let's get you some friends, girl." He then gives her a playful punch before following his boss.

The disguised woman looks downcast at seeing Vortex leave, especially from the sudden news.

Buddy shrugs his shoulders with scratch of his cheek, "Ouch! Wasn't expecting that. Doesn't that su-" He clutched his arm after Loona had punched him, his human disguise pieces quickly dissipate after the impact, "Okay, I deserved that! But still, ow!"

Blitzo calls for his daughter from a distance, "Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat f-kin' car in our fat f-kin' space!"

This makes the intern let out a laugh, "Hehe Loonie Too-" He then found himself punched yet again by the Hellhound, falling through the portal first.

Millie shakes her head in disapproval while holding her husband. She then jumps through the portal with him close to her. Then Loona falls through the portal backwards with a frown.

Finally, Blitzo jumps up and flips the double bird before falling through the portal, making his ex growl in anger. Her eye even twitches.

Verosika and her gang then huddle together in fear when the police, a clown, and a mine robot suddenly surround them. Their guns pointed at the group.

A shout rings in the air, "PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!"

The disguised succubus rolls her eyes, "Okay, sl-ts..." She raises her hands in the air in dismay, "...Get ready to suck a lot of pig d-ck."

All the members of her crew sigh and groan in disgust before raising their hands in defeat.

Meanwhile, Nerissa had pulled up the street in their van. Only for her eyes to widen at the sight of various police cars... She slowly backs the car out of view of the officers and parks the car near the street corner.

...

Back in the office, Blitzo sings over the rest of 'Mustang Dong' while looking for a camera. Millie smiles while sitting next to a recovering Moxxie on the couch.

Both Buddy and Loona are sitting at the office's table, with the hybrid still reading the spell over while Loona looks down at her phone in annoyance. Her finger points at one of the lines at the end of the page before she blinks in realization, "Wait a minute, Buddy. You never told me how you know Verosika!"

The intern tilts his whole head towards her, "You're still on that?"

The wolf nods her head, putting her phone down on the table, "Of course, I mean... She said she's known you since you were a literal embryo."

Buddy shrugs his shoulders while looking away from her, "Well, she knew Diva. And Diva was my mom. From what I know, they knew each other since they were kids but lost touch sometime while she was pregnant with me. I don't now, MAYBE I saw her when I was a baby but I don't remember." he shrugged his shoulders again, but this time seemed more tense, "But eh, it's whatever. I wouldn't want to be near some baby hybrid either." He noticeably seemed sadder to talk about his mother.

Loona blinked at him with a frown, "...Wow." She then flicks him in the arm, "...You could have been adopted by a popstar."

This ended up making the hybrid laugh, "Psssh, you're right! In another world, I probably would have been one of her crew members" He shrugs his shoulders with a smile, "Uh... Thanks, Loona. I mean, you know, just for helping me with the spell. Totally just for that."

The Hellhound shrugs her shoulders, "Don't mention it, Buddy. Hey, you know, I used to know a Hellhound who was kinda like yo-"

Then, Blitzo's voice cracks heavily on the final line, "Oh, my god! I just went through puberty twice!" He then waves his hand to get everyone's attention, "...Okay crew, come on! Picture time! For Bud's first mission!"

Buddy scratches his chin while raising an eyebrow, "Uh... Bossman? Bodyguarding that bird family was my first mission."

The boss waves his hand with a confident smile, "Yeah, yeah! Eh close enough, everybody say cheese!"

Once he turned the camera, Blitzo put his arm on Loona's shoulder. Though his daughter rolled her eyes while Millie put up a peace sign on the other side of Blitzo. Moxxie smiled while his wife's other hand dragged his body closer to her own. Finally, Buddy knelt closer to his older brother with a big smile before the flash went off...

Special thanks to NereidesAlpha81 / TGRickel for creating Nerissa and letting me write her in this chapter for a cameo! Nerissa is his character, not mine! I just wanted to add her for a fun cameo.