5x15 "Spoiled Milk" - The Spoiler returns, but has changed his ways due to Deuce Van Nuys offering him a big movie role, But he turns to Captain Man to help him get rid of his old ways of spoiling; Chapa and her sister Sage have to work on a Spicy Milk commercial, but find out it's a sibling war when Miles and Mika are also auditioning.
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - DAY
Schwoz walks in eating popcorn while everyone watches stuff on the monitor while sitting and laying on the couch
Schwoz
Don't you think we should be worrying about The Cell?
Chapa (not focused watching tv)
Rellaxxxxx beezwack we bodied all the members like last episode
Mika (singing as the theme song plays)
OF GENUINE MOMENTTTTTTTSSSSSSS
Schwoz
Actually it was last Friday…
They all turn to Schwoz annoyed
Schwoz
But you may have defeated The Cell but Drex and Credenza are just gonna replace all the members with Living Sentient Angry Computer Viruses that can spread and infect any computer or any person in the world.
The audience uh ohs
Danger Force get serious
Ray
Yeah guys get your head in the game! The Cell 3.0 is now building itself back up
Chapa
Oh my god Ray stop yapping man we defeated 1.0, 2.0 and we can defeat this one to.
Schwoz (not believing in them)
Those were humans! This is a group of angry computer viruses that with one sneeze can infect you.
Danger Force look disappointed
Chapa (confused but determined)
Okay then what do you want us to do?
Ray
You guys should do the Spicy Milk casting call.
They all look confused, even Schwoz
Schwoz
Uhhhh bro where you goin with this o-
Ray (cutting off)
Do the commercial. Get the role I will reward you with a very special superpower that prevents you from getting infected, feel pain, super strength and unlimited candy forever.
All their faces light up in excitement screaming as the audience uh ohs
Mika super screams in excitement launching Schwoz through the door off Mount Swellview
Miles (annoyed)
I'll get em….
Miles teleports
Danger Force continue celebrating
OPENING THEME SONG
Transition Music, exterior shot of Deal or Ship.
The Spoiler from Henry Danger Season 1's Spoiler Alert is walking in the pawn shop as the audience cheers
The Spoiler walks next to Deuce Van Nuys who's talking to one pawnstar/worker while he talks to the other right beside
The Spoiler
How much can I get for spoiling The Masked Avenger?
The worker's face lights up in excitement since she's clearly a 16 year old girl
Pawnstar
PLEASE TELLL ME WHAT HAPPPENS!! I'll give you an extra 2000 if you tell me what happens to Mr Shrimpy
Deuce overhears the begging and The Spoiler's cockiness
The Spoiler
Alright add on 3000 I'll show you the Stalking Orange.
The Pawnstar screams running off to the back in excitement to get the money as the Spoiler smirks
Deuce can't contain his bystandership anymore and finally speaks up
Deuce
Hey kid do you always do stuff like this…? You know get movie info early
The Spoiler
Movies, tv shows, election results, films even the winners of The Supies
Deuce smiles liking what he sees
The Spoiler
Now I moved by biz to pawn shops so it's now people's choice if they want to get spoiled
Deuce continues smiling as The Spoiler tells his story
The Spoiler whispers to him
The Spoiler
Only way I can do it without Captain Man being in my business.
Deuce smiles more
Deuce (chewing gum)
tell ya what kid what's your name.
Deuce spits out his gum
The Spoiler
Murphy Spoilerberg.
Deuce
Well look Spoiler I got this big movie starring Theranos from Eternity War, Gregory Balor, Bianca Smathers and Tyler Bate. It's called "The Tyler Temperature Cold War"
The Spoiler lights up with excitement and giggles, squeals.
Deuce
Look it's gonna be broadcasted at this years cactus con. But before premiere night I can't have you spoiling this film
The Spoiler (wanting to impress)
Right yes sir! I will get rid of The Spoiler and introduce Murphy.
Deuce smiles
Deuce
That's what I like to hear bud!
Deuce spits out his gum
Deuce
See you Friday bud.
Deuce walks off adding the main plot
The Spoiler (yelling)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
The Pawnstar runs back over
Pawnstar
Okay I got the money so what happens to Mr Shrimpy will he marry Crunchy?
The Spoiler looks disgusted and offended
The Spoiler
Uhhhh excuse I don't spoil anymore'
The Spoiler walks off as the pawnstar worker is confused
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - DAY
Murphy and Captain Man are sitting face to face on the couch as Murphy/The Spoiler is talking and explaining while Ray just smiles, takes pics, not pays attention on his phone.
Murphy
So you can do it?
Ray looks up confused
Captain Man
I'm sorry what?
Murphy looks offended
Captain Man
Were you not listening to ANYTHING I just said…
Captain Man
Oh no I was sending pics to my 56 dates lined up.
Murphy looks up annoyed
Murphy
Come on Captain Man! If I want to be become a Hollywood actor I need to get rid of my old habits of Spoiling
Captain Man groans loudly annoyed
Captain Man
Dude how hard is it to just keep your mouth shut about a movie for 2 weeks?
Murphy
It looks easy but I've been spoiling since I was born, I even spoiled what gender I was gonna be.
Captain Man is confused
Captain Man
You spoiled your own gender reveal?
Murphy (impressed)
Yep. Kicked her bump and she popped the balloon
Murphy is smiling until seeing Ray's unimpressed face and stops smiling getting back on topic
Murphy
Anyway. Just train me not to spoil anymore and I'll hook you up with Captain Man: The Movie
Ray smiles
Captain Man
We got a deal!
The two fist bump as the training is now on
INT. HIP HOP PURÉE - DECORATED BASEMENT - DAY
Mika and Miles walk down the stairs of the highly decorated basement Hip Hop Purée which is decorated to look like a casting call audition place with green screens, cameras.
The place is a waiting room where the real auditions are held behind a purple door
Mika (holding script and looking around)
This place is niceeee
Miles
Right?
Chapa looks up from reading the commercial script with Sage and looks mad
Chapa
Oh no!
Chapa gets up
Chapa
WHAT are you guys doing here…
Mika
Auditioning out for the commercial so we can get the role and that legendary new superpower Ray promised?
Chapa
No that's what I'm getting!!
Miles pushing Chapa
Miles
Don't talk to my sis like that.
Sage stands up angrily defending her sister even though she's a little girl
Sage (sassy)
Don't talk to my sis like that!
The two begin growling and giving angry looks to each other
Courtney walks in holding a clipboard
Courtney
Okayyyyy first up is Miles Macklin and Mika Macklin for the sibling Spicy Milk ad!
Mika (cocky smile)
That role is ours.
Miles smirks at the two as the Macklin Siblings leave the De Silva's angry
Chapa (still watching)
We gotta beat them.
Sage (evil)
Yep.
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - DAY
Ray is on the couch kicking his feet up while reading a magazine about lotion
Captain Man
Ahhhh love me some good soap readings.
Suddenly, Murphy The Spoiler comes up the tube dressed in a tuxedo but with his jacket off so he's only wearing the button up
Captain Man takes his feet down getting up to greet Murphy
Captain Man (smiling)
Heyyyyy how was the table read?
Murphy
Horrible. Now I know every single death in the movie and you still haven't teached me how to not spoil!
Captain Man
Dudeeee you just spoiled right now that there's a death in the movie!
Murphy groans looking like he wants to cry
Murphy sits on the steps in front of the door looking sad
Murphy (sad voice)
This is hopeless man. The Spoiler can't beat spoiling so once I lose control I'm gonna spoil the film lose my hopes and dreams then go back to Swellview Prison!
The audience awwwws at Murphy, even Ray who usually is a pathetic manchild who doesn't care feels bad
Captain Man grabs Murphy's shoulder kneeling down to comfort him in a cinematic scene
Captain Man
Look… EVERY villain has a chance to redeem themselves.
Murphy looks up at Ray with puppy dog eyes
Captain Man
It's going to be okay. I'm gonna train you not to spoil and you're gonna go big.
Murphy gets a hopeful face
Murphy (standing up determined and inspired)
That's right! It's go big or go home
Adventurous sound effects play as Murphy makes it clear
Murphy
LETS DO THIS!
Captain Man
YEAH!
The two dap up and hug
High Hopes by Panic! At the Disco begins playing in the background motivational as a training montage begins with Ray finally doing the right thing.
When Murphy comes back from rehearsal, Ray asks him what happened and each time Murphy tries to talk he shocks him with an electric pen.
After a while Murphy stops himself from spoiling what they rehearsed.
Then, we're treated to the subplot of Mika and Miles auditioning but since the music is playing we can't hear anything but only see Miles and Mika doing wacky faces and acting while holding a spicy milk carton.
Chapa and Sage rehearse their lines and the commercial sequence over and over even drinking the spicy milk to prepare.
Murphy does the same, Ray is doing a school class about not spoiling and after a while of so many failed attempts, the motivation gets to him as Ray doesn't give up on getting rid of The Spoiler.
Eventually Murphy goes full on teacher's pet answering all the questions about the movie correctly without explicitly spoiling anything which makes Ray smile and they high five in celebration.
Then back at the subplot, Mika and Miles are doing the final stretch of their commercial until Chapa looking to sabotage cracks the door open just a tiny bit shooting her lighting bolts to the spicy milk which causes it to splash into Miles' eyes and he freaks out going chaotic and crazy and ruins the part as Mika helps him.
Back to the main plot, Murphy is on the set of the movie and he is talking with Tyler and Gregory going over the lines right before they shoot the action scene.
Ray who's visiting the set due to celebrity Captain Man status walks in but Murphy remembers his coaching, jumping over and tackling Captain Man to the ground covering him with a blindfold so he doesn't see any part of the movie.
Murphy celebrates and Ray gives a thumbs up showing that he did good
The music still continues as back at the subplot, Chapa and Sage are doing their commercial but AWOL suddenly teleports out of nowhere taking the spicy milk so they can't finish.
Chapa and Sage fear they'll get a bad score for disqualification, but the employees have another carton which fails The Macklin sabotage plan.
Mika then cracks the door open just like Chapa did and super screams the milk all over the place as it splashes onto the employees
Chapa and Sage panic as the covered in Spicy Milk hip hop puree employees are enraged thinking they did it on purpose
The montage is coming to an end as Murphy finishes the final scene in the moving getting a standing ovation for his performance as Deuce hugs him, and he walks out of the studio which Ray high fives him for not spoiling.
The music/song stops ending the long montage of entertainment.
INT. CACTUS CON - - DAY
The Great Cactus Con is back, yes the set is the exact same from the event in November 2018.
The place is bustling with people admiring the cactus's and hanging out
Captain Man (walking with Murphy)
You know I'm really proud of you for not spoiling the movie.
Murphy (pointing)
Yep. Mission complete since it's broadcasting on that monitor in about three minutes
Ray smiles and chuckles
Murphy
You know in all seriousness thank you for ending The Spoiler.
Captain Man feels like a proud teacher
Captain Man
Ah… it was just a little favor.
Murphy chuckles
Murphy
Seriously Captain Man you are my hero.
The audience awwws
Murphy
Welp I'm off to the actors lounge!
See ya.
Murphy walks off as Captain Man feels proud and he's smiling until Mika, Miles, Chapa and Sage walk in arguing with Buddy and Bose following behind them
Captain Man
Ayeeee who got the role I got that superpower ready?
Bose
Nobody.
Buddy
Since Miles' mom tried suing Hip Hop Puree for him getting blind and Chapa splashed milk on the employees neither team got it.
Miles
It was all Chapa and Sage's fault!
Chapa
How Ray was the one who offered me the casting call first!
The two sibling teams continue arguing and bickering
Buddy moves closer to Captain Man talking to him quietly
Buddy
There wasn't ever really a power was it?
Captain Mam
Nope.
Bose and Buddy smile as the siblings continue arguing thus ending the episode in a comedic way.
Author's Note: this episode went through my head like a real thing a lot more than usual. Thought I just read/watched an episode of Henry Danger Season 5.