Subplot of this episode: When legendary skateboarder Justin grinds his way into Swellview Zero High, his popularity skyrockets when he engages in an online guitar playing war, but the pressure to settle the beef at school creates a new set of problems when he can't really play but must stick with lying if he wants to impress his Rock 'N' Roll girlfriend.
5x16 "Snitches Get Stitches" - Paranoia overtakes Miles and Bose, dreading Mika's expected revenge snitch for killing her hamster; Due to the rising anxiety, they begin to hide all their secrets and be on clean behavior to avoid the revenge of the tattle tale.
This episode is a reference and parody of Drake and Josh "Megan's Revenge"
INT. SWELLVIEW'S ZERO HIGH - HALLWAY - DAY
Everyone is talking and having a good time until suddenly the doors of the fly open from wind
Instrumental typical teen boy skate shredder music begins playing in the background as a teen boy grinds through the doors in an impressive skate trick as the students gasp and react
Miles grabs Bose whose also smiling
Miles
Dude!!! That's Justin Jake pro teen skateboarder!
Justin smiles, takes pics, and autographs with his fans as the students surround him.
Bose
Right?
A Luna Loud looking student (brown pixie haircut with purple highlights, light purple eyeshadow, paperclip earrings, a choker, three black intersecting bracelets on each arm, a crew neck purple triangular capped sleeves shirt with a cartoon drawing of a skull, a white belt around a lavender plaid skirt, purple-tipped socks and high purple boots) walks over to Justin
Dez
Hey, I'm Destiny but you can just call me Desmond.
Justin smiles at her
Dez
Wanna go out?
Justin is blinded and frozen at Dez's metal musician beauty
Dez
I'm guessing that's a yes…
Justin nods his head while counting to smile
Dez
Sweetches! I'll text ya later on Clik Clok.
Dez walks off as her rocker presence is felt with a guitar riff sound effect as her outro
Miles
Man the girls aren't gonna believe this…
Bose
Man we gotta get a picture!
Miles
Good call! I'll take out my pho- and it's dead!
Miles looks annoyed and disappointed
Miles
They'll never believe Justin Jake was hanging out with us.
Bose
W-well then I'll just get Mika's camera since I know her locker code-
Bose tries to walk off but a terrified Miles grabs him
Miles
No! She told EVERYONE at school to never go in her personal belongings and I ain't crossing that line
Bose
Dude her and Chapa stayed home today and Justin Jake is hanging out with us instead of doing that influencer thing now go get Mika's camera!!!
Miles looks at Justin sighing
Miles
Okay just make sure Justin doesn't skate off.
Bose
Alright.
Miles runs off around the corner
Miles opens Mika's locker and looks
Miles
Camera camera camera camera-
Miles stops seeing a cute little hamster
Miles (cute)
Hi Snow!
Miles looks around her locker saying "camera,"
Miles
CAMERA!
Miles finds the camera and runs back out
Bose sees Justin about to head off to class
Bose
WAIT JUSTIN!
Miles runs back over
Miles
I GOT IT!
Justin
Got what…?
Bose
Uh, sorry we were just wondering if we could get a picture with you
Justin chuckles
Miles
Come on your a pro skater from Gilroy!
Justin
Sure!
They take one of Miles smiling with Justin, Bose smiling with Justin, Bose and Miles smiling at the fact they met Justin, and Justin doing a cool skate photo.
Miles
Thanks!
Justin
Alright guys I'm off!
Justin gets on his skateboard and rides away
Miles and Bose smiling walk off celebration
INT. SWELLVIEW'S ZERO HIGH - HALLWAY - DAY
Bose opens Mika's locker for Miles checking his surroundings
Bose
Now put Mika's camera back where you found it! Being this close to her locker creeps me out and we kiss every night!
Miles
Me to Alright! Chill
Miles sees snow the cute hamster washing his face cutely
Bose
Dudeeee hurry up we need to get out of here!
Miles
Just wait alright this is way too cute not to take a pic!
Bose
Hurrrry Principal Zea is coming!
Miles
Alright.
Miles poses the camera
Miles (cute)
Smile Snowey!
Once the camera flashes, Snow falls into the books
Bose
Awwww he went to sleep
Bose and Miles look closely with a terrified face
Miles
He's dead…
Bose
NO NO SNOW CANT BE DEAD IF HES DEAD WERE DEAD WHEN MIKA SNITCHES ON US!!
Miles
W-WELL WHAT CAN I DO?
Bose
Teleport it to the hospital!
Miles teleports then comes back
Miles looks disappointed holding Snow in his hands
Miles
That's it…
Bose looks sad
Bose
Mika is going to kill us…
Miles
Dude I know my sister she's always kind loving and smarty she'll understand!
Bose
Bro everyday Mika does horrible horrible things by snitching about the forgotten homework, who did something, you remember what happened to Schwoz's mom's melty bones?
Miles realizes
Bose
Now… this snitch isn't going to be minor because she HAS a reason.
Miles
RUNNNNNNNNNNN!!
Bose and Miles run upstairs looking scared
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - DAY
Shoutout comes up the tube
Shoutout
Heyyy back from stopping the Jakato-
Shoutout stops talking when she sees 8 dancers and a singer with their back turned
Suddenly the lights go out and the Man's Nest background is changed to a virtual simulation open world night city
Shoutout (imagining it)
Woah where am I…
An instrumental of Blinding Lights begins playing in the background as Shoutout looks around in the open world created by Schwoz's reality altering science
Suddenly, The Weeknd and his backup dancers turn around with Bose/Miles also posing as such as the audience cheers loudly
Bose (warming up)
This performance is gonna be so good it's gonna make you forgot we killed your rare Yakutsk, Russian hamster
Shoutout is smiling enjoying the reality but as soon as The Weeknd is about to start singing she realizes and cuts him off
Shoutout
W-woah wait what?!
The Weeknd
MAN, you hooligans dragged me out from my tour for nothing!
Miles
Just let him perform the song then be mad at us…
Shoutout
Alright… fine go!
The Weeknd smiles
The Weeknd performs "Blinding Lights" in an epic reality simulation open world performance
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - DAY
The Weeknd and his crew go down the tube
Mika
Welp he's gone… so back to you now.
Bose and Miles get scared
Mika
What happened to Snow?
Bose
Look we sorta borrowed your digital camera…
Mika
You went into my locker??
Miles (scared)
NOPE!
Miles teleports
Bose
Uhhhh..
Bose is extra nervous since he's by himself now
Bose
W-we We took a picture of your hamster…
Mika
Snow?
Boss
Yeah and uh… I guess like the flash stung or was too much for his nervous system and he just passed..
Mika's eyes get big
Mika
Wait… Snow is dead?
Miles teleports back
Miles whispers to him
Miles
Did you tell her?
Bose (nervous)
Yep.
Mika looks disappointed for a second
Mika
Guys… it's okay
Bose and Miles look confused and start squinting their eyes
Mika
I'm not even mad.
Bose
What?
Miles
You're not mad?
Mika
No, I mean it's not like you hurt Snow on purpose. It was just like a freak accident right?
Bose (smiling)
Yeah!
Miles
Yeah of course!
Mika (stoic)
Well.. I'm gonna go plan his funeral for homework. Thanks for letting me know
Mika walks through the automatic door
Bose
Guess we can chill!
Bose hops on the couch
Miles sits with him smiling
Miles
Unless it's a setup?
Bose
What? It's not a setup you're just being paranoid she said we're off the hook
Miles
Am I ? Bose this is Mika the girl who's all about revenge I mean you remember the Thousand Prank Wars, Schwoz's mom, Drex and that time when you messed up her pedicure and she told your mom about the turtle thing and got you in big trouble.
Miles
Now you think she's just gonna show mercy on us after we killed her rare coldest city on earth hamster?
Bose realizes
Bose
You're right! She just wants us to let our guard down so she can get revenge!
Miles
Revenge how???
Bose
I don't know!!' But it can happen anywhere anytime any reason any idea
Bose
I mean you know what they say Snitches Get Stitches and since we snitched about the hamster…
Miles
What do we do???
Bose (nervous gulping)
Barf in Schwoz's princess's shoe before getting snitches…
Bose and Miles look like they want to cry and hold each other carrying to go vomit behind the automatic door
INT. MAN's NEST GARAGE - - DAY
Bose and Miles have Ray, Schwoz and Chapa all sitting down while they stand up with a whiteboard title 'Sick Plans to avoid Mika's Revenge'
Miles (hitting the board with his stick)
Alright people we need Sick Plans to avoid Mika's Revenge!
Ray
Yeah we can read…
Miles looks annoyed
Chapa
Anywaysss what if we do what we did with Schwoz's mom and use the snitch board/shoes of shame on her so if she does a revenge snitch she'll be embarrassed!
Bose
Great plan!
Ray
Noooo I know Mika cause she snitches to me 24/7 trust me her revenge is not only about tattle telling
Miles (stressed)
Then what do we do! We can't stand the anticipation of "Mika's Revenge"
Schwoz
Looook maybe you should just take the punishment. Trying to prevent it and being paranoid with fear is only going to escalate things and-
Bose
Hey hey hang on a second.
Schwoz, Chapa and Ray see Bose/Miles on their phones staring deeply and smiling
Chapa
What's so cool?
Miles (showing his phone)
Check it out, Justin Jake is doing Guitar Star virtually against Greg McConner!
Chapa
Woah he can play guitar and be a pro skateboarder?
Miles
I guess so.
The camera flips
INT. SWELLVIEW'S ZERO HIGH - HALLWAY - DAY
Justin (screaming)
I CANT PLAY GUITAR AND BE A PRO SKATEBOARDER!
Buddy
What?
Katie
But we seen you on that vroom call play…
Justin
Yeah that was pre recorded video and I edited guitar sounds in ZapZup.
Chapa
But why would you start doing guitar if you can't play?
Justin
Becauseee I'm dating Dez a complete rocker she'll dump me if I'm just some average teen skateboarder from Gilroy.
Katie
Look I have music class with Dez and I can tell you to just be honest! I mean if it was all about what's on the outside shouldn't she be trying to go pro skateboarder like you?
Justin and Buddy chuckle
Buddy
No it's about what the ladies want!
Justin
Right?
Justin and Buddy dap each other up and walk off together as Chapa and Katie shake their head
OPENING THEME SONG
Transition Music, exterior shot of Macklin House
Miles in his room getting ready for bed
Miles
Got my Jammies on and it's time for bed!
Miles turns the light out
Suddenly, as Miles lays down for a few seconds Bose dressed in all black climbs through the window, struggled but gets in
Miles wakes up
Miles
BOSE???
Miles rushes out of bed
Bose shhhhhhss him
Bose
Keep your voice down!
Miles (lowering his voice)
What are you doing here!
Bose
Honestly I just wanted to make sure you were okay. Since you live with Mika I didn't know what to think
Miles
It's been hard bro. Like for example just earlier today…
[FLASHBACK SEQUENCE]
Miles (voiceover)
I couldn't even eat because of how scared I was.
Miles is currently dancing in his room partying and jamming until he hears his mom
Angela
Miles! Herman! Dinner
Everyone (npc)
FOOD!
Miles and Herman run out and run downstairs like siblings even though their father and son into the kitchen
Angela puts down the plates
Angela
Okayyyy boys enjoy!
Herman
You're not eating with us honey?
Angela
Nah gotta go pick up Sophie and Mika from Sima's sisterhood photoshoot thingy, but I'll be back soon'
Angela wipes her hands off
Miles
Good pasta.
Herman
Right? The cheese is so immaculate
Miles
Good job mom.
Angela
Oh it's not mine Mika made it earlier this is just leftovers, see ya!
Angela walks off as Miles and Herman both stop chewing
Herman
Mika… made this? Didn't you kill Snow
Miles (mouth full of pasta while talking)
Yep.
The two immediately spit it out aggressively
Herman
Oh, my god!!!
[Both spit]
[Indistinct shouting]
They run to the sink and wash out their mouths with water and sponges aggressively and chaotically
Miles (splashing water)
Ahh!
Ahh! Ahh!
Ahh!
Herman and Miles run into the bathroom and turn on the shower jumping and splashing around in the chaotic cleaning
Miles (yelling extremely wet)
GET THE PASTASS OUTTTT YOUR MOUTUHHH!
Herman (chaos)
IM TRYINGGGGGG!!'
The shower is filling as Miles and Herman swim in wackiness
[SNAPBACK TO REALITY]
Bose
Man that's crazy.
Miles (yawning)
Anyways bro, What time is it?
Bose [Yawning]
almost midnight.
Miles
Oh, I'm gonna get to sleep.
Bose
Same I can't go back home into the night Mika might come on the street and kidnap me.
Bose and Miles walk to their respective ottoman and bed
Miles (realizing)
Wait.
Miles
We can't go to sleep together!!
Mika could sneak in here and Super glue our butts together so she can snitch and say we used up all my mom's special glue!!.
Bose (serious)
Well, look, man, we gotta sleep
Miles
Ok. Let's take turns, then.
Bose (confused)
What do you mean?
Miles
You take the first watch while I sleep, and then wake me up Around 4AM. And I'll watch you While you sleep till 8am and we both get up.
Bose (agreeing)
Ok.
Miles (agreeing)
Ok.
Miles sets up a chair for Bose and then gets in bed
Miles (pointing)
Now, keep your eyes on the door!
Bose (pointing)
Right. On the door.
Miles turns the lights off
Bose
Night.
Miles
Night.
Miles sleeps for a few seconds until Bose realizes
Bose
WAIT SHE CAN COME IN THROUGH THE DOOR!
Miles yells and throws a temper tantrum due to the fact he can't escape paranoia and slams a chair down sitting next to Bose
INT. SWELLVIEW'S ZERO HIGH - HALLWAY - DAY
Sad transition music is playing in the background as we're back at school with Danger Force walking in the hallway, Bose and Miles look drained, tired and exhausted with red eyes
Chapa sees Justin pacing back and forth slowly looking nervous and the gang stop at their first person
Chapa
Today's the big day huh?
Justin (nervous)
Yep. In just one period we have music class with Mr Bradley and I gotta face Greg McConner in a big guitar video game playing battle.
Buddy
Well have you been practicing?
Justin sighs
Justin
No. I've been skating because that's what I genuinely love to do but my popularity has gone platinum overnight because I started doing guitar it even landed me a date!
Justin sighs again as the gang feel bad
Justin (disappointed)
Now in just 40 minutes I'm gonna be exposed and lose everything.
The audience awwwwws
Buddy
You know what no your not.
Katie
He's not?
Mika
He's not?
Buddy
No! If your down we can skip Clunck's and head into the bathroom to practice
Justin
You'd really teach me?
Buddy
Yeah! Captain Man helped The Spoiler save his career and I'm gonna do the same for you.
Buddy and Justin hug
Dez walks in looking as Rock N Roll metal emo as usual with all her nose and lip piercings along with eye shadow
Dez looks seductive looking at Justin who loves her
Dez
Just one period… and we can rock this school together.
Dez grabs his chin romantically and kisses him
Dez
Once you win this battle we can start playing together.
Dez walks off and Justin looks disappointed
Justin
Now I don't even know if I wanna learn.
Buddy sighs
Justin
It's like two bad options here learn how to play and beat Greg but I lose skateboarding or I don't know how to play and lose but my rep is tarnished.
Katie
Orrrrr you should be honest, beat Greg and tell Dez you are a gilroy skateboarding pro.
The audience cheers
Buddy
Yeah dude don't let somebody change you. If she really loves you it won't matter if your Gilroy shredder or Swellview rocker.
Justin
You're right! Let's do this
The audience cheers as Buddy, Katie and Justin walk off with Chapa
Back to the main plot, Miles and Bose are still very tired
Mika
Wow, you guys look terrible.
Miles and Bose are so tired in fact they lean on the lockers and fall asleep
Mika walks off
Suddenly, a random girl holding fliers taps the boys waking them up
Random Girl (nice)
Um, excuse me?
Bose (tired)
Oh, yeah what's up.
Bose adjusts his locker like it's a pillow and tries sleeping and Miles just barely has his eyes open
Random Girl
I'm having a birthday party and wanted to know if you wanna come
Bose
Oh, let me guess this is just some ployyyy from Mika
Miles
Nice try Jey. But no we don't wanna go to your party at Kidney World the funnest place on earth with Dickey House…-
Bose and Miles realize what they're saying and are disappointed but can't stand the paranoia and are being eaten away by their own fear.
Jey
Alright then, seeya.
Jey walks off as Miles and Bose look disappointed and depressed
Miles
This isn't getting out of hand.
Bose
I know tell me about it.
Miles
No seriously, we are literally melting our lives away because Mika's Revenge is coming.
Bose
Yeah I haven't been to any of my Gossip Girl club meetings in two days because I feel like that snitch is always watching!
Miles sighs
Miles
I couldn't even bathe this morning. It was filled with the cheesy pasta me and my dad spit up once again because of….
Bose (finishing the sentence)
Mika's Revenge.
The two boys sigh walking to class depressed as sad transition music plays
INT. SWELLVIEW'S ZERO HIGH - MR BRADLEY's MUSIC CLASS - DAY
Everyone is gathered in the music class of Mr Bradley and some people have setup cameras waiting for the epic showdown between Greg and Justin that's just a few minutes away
Danger Force are helping Justin with his final warm ups and training
Buddy
Alright it's the big period. You ready?
Justin looks at Dez who just walked in
Buddy and Katie see what he's looking at
Katie
Don't worrrry about her. Just play
Justin nods his head sighing
Justin
Alright, I got this.
Greg walks in with his dad as the audience cheers as he's from Game Shakers "Hot Bananas"
Greg's Dad
Can't use a Bluetooth blocker today bud.
Greg
It's fine I'm 13 now I can beat this loser with ease.
Mr Bradley takes the microphone
Mr Bradley
Okay everybody as you know it's fun Friday we're supposed to be having free time but I know you want to see Justin Jake vs Greg McConner!
Everyone cheers
Mr Bradley puts what Trip and Greg played on the screen back in 2019 on his monitor
Justin and Greg grab their guitars and Justin takes a deep breath before Dez gives him a kiss on the cheek
Justin (contemplating)
Decisions decisions…
Mr Bradley
Okay players if you're ready for this guitar star, press start!
The two press start and the screen says go
Justin and Greg start playing guitar as the guitar sounds exactly like/the actual guitar song is Anywhere but Here by Easton instrumental version
The two shred intensively as the crowd cheers
They keep playing over the next thirty seconds in an epic performance
Justin is shredding very hard
Greg
Ahhhhh!!!
Buddy and Katie cheer as Justin decided to do the right thing
Katie
Come on Justin!! Show Dez who you really are!
Dez looks confused but Justin smiles
Justin (confused as well)
What???
Buddy
Just play!!
Justin realizes smiling then plays loudly
Justin hits super shred out beating Greg who looks worried
Justin starts playing his guitar really fast and the gang start jumping in excitement as Justin shreds once more winning the contest!
Sceeen: JUSTIN WINS!
Mr Bradley
And Justin Jake takes it!
Everyone cheers running up to hug Justin in celebration
Dez is pouting looking serious and walks up to Justin killing the vibe, or in her words crooning a different tune.
Dez
So what's this about showing me who the real you is?
Everyone stops laughing and Justin smile fades as the mood is officially set
Justin
Uh…
Justin looks back at Buddy and Katie as the transition music plays
INT. SWELLVIEW'S ZERO HIGH - HALLWAY - DAY
Justin walks out of music class with Danger Force looking disappointed
Buddy
Sorry Dez broke up with you bro.
Justin
Nahh it's cool she didn't wanna appreciate me for who I really am.
Chapa
Yeah you're not a video game guitarist you're Justin Jake.
Justin (finishing)
Gilroy Skateboarder.
The audience cheers
Bose and Miles celebrate
Bose
You know that was fun.
Miles
Yeah let's move on from this Mika thing and get back on track and have fun video game battles like that!
The two hug as the audience awwws
Principal Zea walks up with two security guards
Principal Zea
O' Brian. Macklin. MY office.
The audience uh ohs
Miles
What? We didn't do anything???
Principal Zea
Oh really?
Principal Zea opens his Manila envelope
Principal Zea
According to a credible source you guys were bullying Jey Freelancer when she invited you to her birthday, vandalizing lockers and sleeping in the hall.
The audience ooohs as Miles and Bose realize
Principal Zea
Now come with me.
Principal Zea walks off and the two security guards stay behind Miles and Bose who follow him
Miles/Bose
Ah… Mika's Revenge.
The episode finally ends in a comedic way
Author's Note: this episode took a long time to make, I know it's Thursday but I'm giving it an early release since I'll probably be busy Friday. Enjoy!