"Hey, guys," I greeted Alvin and Dave. "Just in time, I'm putting the finishing touches on the second chapter of the
re-write of 'Father & Son'."
"That's awesome," said Alvin.
"Alvin? You okay?" I asked, noticing he was feeling a little down.
"Alvin was up late watching TV," said Dave. "He got exposed to 'Robot Chicken' on Adult Swim."
"Dude," I said in reaction. "That show's aimed for adults! What were you doing watching Adult Swim on Cartoon Network?"
"Waiting for the Cartoon-A-Doodle-Doo block in the morning," said Alvin. "I had insomnia last night, okay?"
"He saw a Chipmunks parody on the show," said Dave. "He didn't like it."
"Seth Green does a LOT of Alvin parodies on 'Robot Chicken'," I said.
"Oh, no..." said Alvin. "Well, in this one, I said a dirty thing about Dave, and me and the boys hung out with, uh..., concert ladies."
"Groupies?" me and Dave asked.
"Yeah," Alvin said, blushing. "I am nine years old! I don't pull stuff like that, neither do Simon and Ted, or the Chipettes."
"Alvin, calm down," said Dave. "That show was aimed for adults, not kids. We know you guys aren't like that."
"It's called satire, Alvin," I said. "You'll understand when you're bigger."
"Okay," said Alvin. "Obviously, that's why it's called Adult Swim."
"Try to get over it, Alvin," I said. "You'll be fine."
"Right, I will," said Alvin, nodding.
PS I've been getting a lot of requests from everyone to turn my stories into comics. Especially my Alvin stories. I don't know if they're legit. That's why I'm not responding to those messages because I heard from a lot of people on this site that these are scams. Sorry.