In Jump city A big green wolf like Monster was running around the street, in the dead of the night. The titans were chasing them, Robin was using light, "What is it?" Fixit sighed, " It is beast boy!" they looked at him Fixit sighed, "This is my fault. I was working with a chemical an alien one form the time machine I was replacing, and beast boy came in and he tripped in it. The chemicals reacted making his Shape-shifting freak the freak out...I should have stored the slime better." he held his face crying.
Starfire the hovered and said, " ...So this is technically the Allergic reaction?" They all looked at her Raven said one thing, " Okay then Max Zoe go to Rose have her write a prescription for one of those injector things you have for allergies. Go to the pharmacy and get it filled. We will chase our allergy ridden friend." They blinked heading off to split. Max and Zoe bitched, " We got the boring task." Fixit headed with them, "Wait the meds will probably need add ins based on the slime which I am familiar with."
So the titans chased the beast, that was normally a boy. Annie formed a slime net in front of him by using her clay body to restrain him, "Easy beast boy, it's us your friends, you just having an allergic reaction!" That's when the beast charged through her making her eyes blink. Raven tried to grab him but "too quick." Starfire blinked, "I can not hit the friend." Robin was throwing birdrangs that exploded into hardening foam. "Come on quickly."
Cyborg was using light to follow him, "He's in the supermarket!" they followed him in and gasped as beast boy was eating raw meat. Victor said this, "Long time veterinaries and vegans body's stop producing the digest meat chemical. He can't digest that, he's going to get food poisoning." he said blunt, "What It's true...We have a doctor who shows up every other day and expresses her worries." He said bluntly. " Now come on we can't let him catch too much Food poisoning." They charged. Jinx held out hand using powers to make lights break to start him away. "...That should do it."
Meanwhile In the pharmacy the only one open twenty four hours. Fixit Zoe and Max were growling in rage at the weight. Zoe said, " Our friend is having a super allergy his super powers are going haywire Can we please have a rush on o ur injector thing." Fixit spoke up saying this, " I think that statement is generic, logically as allergies exist as do super powers. That is probably like saying come on my baby has a cold." Zoe roared at him.
Max said this looking at clock, "This is the boring job...I hope beast boy isn't drinking out of the toilet." In the super market's men's room the girls were outside as Robin and cyborg went in and gasped in horror, "OH HE IS DRINKING OUT OF THE GROSS STALL!" they gagged vomiting. Victor said this, "Oh fuck he's going to vomit himself to death man!"
the beast came out and charged smashing Robin upside head before jumping Cyborg's sonic canon and landed hind feet on cyborgs head knocking his block off. Cyborg's head unhooked making him grab it and he said one thing, "...Now that's not funny man! knocking my block off." he put it on and said this. "You lucky you tripping in allergy whacko land right now BB."
The monster smashed through the wall and ran off on all four the girls waiting outside went to attack. Annie forming around him to try and restrain him. Jinx using luck powers to make beast boy slip to fall for it. Starfire restrained him allowing Raven to finally lock on and hover him with her powers restraining him. Raven said this, "We got you BB but meat and toilet water isn't going to Mix well."
That's when riding in on chomp came the other heroes Fixit had dart gun made in the style of a shot gun and he said this, "I am not a Mark's men and he is trashing Robin Shoot our friend." he handed the gun to Robin. The boy wonder took aim and said, "This sounds and feels so fucking wrong!" he then shot the medical dart at Beast boy hitting him in the gut. Beast boy then returned to normal and passed out while throwing up in the air. " It's over."
The next day Beast boy was still in the can throwing up. After all he feasted on meat Which he could no longer process and poo water. He was going to be vomiting for awhile. Rose even hooked him up to an Iv while he was vomiting. It was the morning Fixit said this, " the slime that runs the alien ship I studied it, it's chemically similar to goat blood. Beast boy is allergic to goats." Everyone at the breakfast table blinked.
raven's jaw dropped saying ,"...but I saw him turn into a Goat?" Fixit sat down eating chips out a bag with his friends. " When beast boy transforms he is using another race's DNA. The allergy is coded only to his human form's DNA. He is not allergic while shape shifted. On the flip said if he becomes a canine he gains the chocolate and grape allergies those races have. He can eat both just fine in human form. This means it wasn't some space reaction it was a normal every day allergy and Beast boy can become the beast if he touches Goats."
Starfire said one thing eating pony puff's. "Then we will have to the carry one of the injectors with us at all times...if his allergy is the common everyday thing and not the space compound we thought it was." Beast boy form bath room was vomiting, "OH MY INSIDES ARE ON FIRE!" Cyborg eating bacon said, " THEN DON'T DRINK TOLIET WATER MAN!" Robin eating scrambled eggs said this, " The meat probably isn't helping."
Annie using her shape shifting to make tools to eat with looked back, "Do you need a change of Iv ? Rose left five more." Beast boy said, " Thank you and yes!" using Shape-shifting she made another her on a chain to go and change the Iv while she eat. Jinx said one thing pointing and that was, " Why did he drink the poo water?"
Zoe said one thing, "Season reason a dog does." She said blinking eye twitching, "Wait so the alien's time machine ran on goats? then why where the alien's abducting cows or was that a different group?" Max shrugged, " we will probably see cow powered space ships sooner or later darling." Annie spoke up adding one thing while eating pancakes, " The conversations we have at this table." She said sighing at how weird this was. A group of Teens with super powers living together, it was like this.
Fixit then spoke up saying, " If we find a cat powered space shift Starfire will probably wet herself as she is a feline." Starfire nodded, " yes I am technically the neko as you say." Raven spoke up looking at her, "And I am just being told I am dating a cat girl now?" she said eye brow raised. " ...We will put a pin in that for now." Jinx commented this, " honestly... wait BEAST BOY YOU OKAY I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING!"
Bb then called form the bathroom , "I am empty and panting, I think I chipped my teeth man...too tired to turn into shark and let them drop..." he then snored inside the bathroom employing he passed out head in the seat.
